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28 Hour Show - 2004 - Part 1
2004
28 Hour Show 2004 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Prayer and religionRadio show ownershipWorkplace conflictRelationships and marriageAmerican Idol competitionKaraoke performancesRadio show dynamicsPersonal strugglesFriendship and tensionOld radio practicesradio showlive broadcast
The show is dominated by two major conflicts and an 'American Idol' singing competition. First, Mikey expresses hurt over Eddie and Sky's reactions to his mention of prayer, leading to a debate about intentions and the difference between 'should' and 'would like to be' regarding Eddie's name on the show. Second, a heated argument erupts when Mikey accuses Sky of rolling her eyes at Sean's discussion of praying with Rebecca, which Sky denies, blaming Blunder for misreporting. Amidst this tension, the cast holds a chaotic 'American Idol' competition, with Mikey, Eddie, Sky, Blunder, and Sean performing, ultimately leading to Sean's victory and further bitterness from the eliminated contestants.
What happened, in order
Prayer Discussion & Looks
Mikey feels hurt by Eddie and Sky's reactions to his mention of prayer, leading to a debate about the meaning of their looks.
Eddie's Name on the Show Debate
Mikey and Eddie debate whether Eddie's name should be on the show title, with Eddie feeling he's earned it but not demanding it, causing irritation for Mikey.
Sean & Rebecca's Relationship
Sean discusses his sensitive relationship with Rebecca, their shared faith, and personal struggles, including his father's recent cancer diagnosis.
Sky's Eye-Roll Controversy
Mikey accuses Sky of rolling her eyes when Sean mentioned praying with Rebecca, sparking a heated argument that Sky denies, blaming Blunder for misreporting.
The Show's 'Reality' Nature
Mikey explains the show's unpredictable 'reality' nature, emphasizing that despite on-air fights, the cast are close friends and family.
American Idol Competition Rules
The cast begins their 'American Idol' singing competition, with Levi serving as the judge and the rules for voting and elimination explained.
First Round Performances
Mikey sings Edwin McCain, Eddie performs Poison, Sky sings Jewel, Blunder tackles Smash Mouth, and Sean takes on Corey Hart.
First Round Results
Sky, Sean, and Mikey advance to round two, while Eddie and Blunder are eliminated, leading to Eddie's furious reaction.
Second Round Performances
Mikey sings Bon Jovi, Sky performs Shania Twain, and Sean sings The Cars, with Levi providing critiques on their vocal efforts.
Second Round Results & Finals
Mikey and Sean advance to the finals, eliminating Sky and further fueling Eddie's frustration and accusations of a popularity contest.
Final Round Performances
Mikey sings Audioslave's 'I Am The Highway' and Sean performs Culture Club's 'Do You Really Want to Hurt Me' in the final showdown.
Sean Wins American Idol
Sean is declared the winner of the American Idol competition, delivering a sarcastic acceptance speech to his 'pigs' and further irritating Mikey and Eddie.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyBlunderSeanLeviRebeccaAllie PetersMark SanchezReverend James WayneAdamP1 DayP1 ChatsP1 TaterP1 MariaP1 SuzyP1PP1 KevinP1 Biggie
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just like yep i think this is the answer and to us that is god speaking to you but i don't want to talk about religion mostly because you get that look on your face like i'm a freaking nut no and i want you to know that bums me out it bums me out and mikey please that's not my look like when you say you pray about you just looked at eddie and you guys both gave each other a look like oh this is kind of no dude wasn't that at all okay like because because like that makes sense that's like when you say that mikey i hear what you're saying and it makes sense to me but i know what Your opinion is so much. In my mind, do you want to know what I was thinking right then? I was thinking, wow, is there really something like Jesus helping them?
Or is it just them thinking about something multiple times that clears it up? Do you want to know why I looked at her? Because I laughed at her naivety about what you said. About prayer? Yeah. Yeah. I laughed at her. Yeah. That's awesome. Take it easy. So, yeah, don't take it personal, dude. We respect what you got going on. You don't have to defend your beliefs, bro. Especially not with me. All right. Wow. I got good questions today, huh? I did good. Blunder? Plus, the death penalty is great. It weeds out the idiots. Okay, shut up. All right, Blunder's second question. All right. Would you ever put Eddie's name on the show?
No. Why? Why? Because Eddie and I kind of talked about this, and Eddie said to me that he feels that his name should be on the show because he feels he's earned it. My feeling on that is he's done his job. His job as a producer is to get great guests. When he is on the air, to be good at being on the air. But that's his job. That is not like a right of ownership, that after a while you gain a certain amount of ownership. I own this show.
It's the Mikey Show. I've put in place incredible people on the show, and they all do great jobs. I didn't ask for that. I don't want it to come across like I'm asking for my name to be on the title. No, it's just that I think it was Blunder's question to you at one point was if you could change one thing about... I'm just saying, though, I don't want it to come across like I'm clamoring for my name to be on the title. I didn't. But you did say that you think your name should be on the show. I didn't say it should be. I said, would I like it to be? Yeah. That's not... I thought it was, I should. No, no, no. I absolutely did not say that. All right. Well, then...
Absolutely did not say that. And you know what? I'm glad that that question came up because since that hot seat when you said that, honestly it's until this moment thought that you were like yeah i think my name should be on the show because i've earned it and didn't you say because you felt you've earned it i said what i wanted to be yeah i would because i felt like i've earned it do i expect it and i said i can't believe you don't like remember this whole conversation i said do i expect it to be absolutely not okay because you're right i do my job yeah i'm the best in this business at what i do and i have no problem saying it hey dude i have no problem saying it i think that too i mean so that's why
I don't, I don't, I never, and I even told you in the office, I don't expect it. And I don't think it will ever happen. Absolutely. And I mean, I didn't want this to get into a thing in this conversation. Well, I'm kind of irritated by you acting like, you know. And I'm kind of irritated by the fact that if you say that you think that you've earned it, now you're stepping back and going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I've earned it, but I, you know. Because you're taking it totally out of context. How? How? I just explained it. Yeah, that's not what I said. You're saying that I said it should be on because I've earned it. That is completely different from saying that I would like it to be because I felt like I've earned it. What's the difference, really?
There's a huge difference. I should. I'm like, you're saying if I said I should, it's like I'm demanding it. Like, oh, yeah, I should. No, no, no, no. I don't think that you would ever demand it. There's a huge difference. But what is the difference between it should be and... I bet you he can... Well, no, no, no. I don't want to know what Sean thinks. I want to know what you think. What's the difference between it should and I'd like it to be? It should means that, like, it's something that should happen. Like he's wronged for it not happening. It's like something's wrong with that not happening. Right. Would I like it to be? Of course I would. I'd like a million dollars. But when you add the caveat to it that you've earned it, that somehow... I've earned my own show, but not even with you, I feel like.
I've busted my ass in this business. It has nothing to do with you. Well, I mean... I've earned a lot of stuff with my job. Blunder, that was a great question. This is what the hot seat is. I'm telling you, listen, the hot seat turns into crazy stuff happening, And people that are listeners getting to hear stuff on the show that they never get to hear in any other way. I mean, this is like really inside stuff. This is conversations that, like Eddie said, we've had in the office. But listen, I'm clear on it, dude, and I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm not trying to. Listen, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
I'm not trying to. It kind of hurt my feelings with what I thought. But it doesn't now because now I'm clear on what you were saying. Now I get it, and so it doesn't. So, you know, we both get it. I think I'm most afraid of Boy Blunder's questions from now on. I was hoping to hear the coffee club make a comeback. Yeah, let's change it to the coffee club. That is awesome, Blunder. You don't know what we're talking about. It was a tape that Eddie and I had done when we were trying to do a radio show when we were, I don't know, how old were you, Eddie?
17, 18 years old? 18? Probably. I was like 20, 21. Oldies 92.9 and Mike and Eddie on the Morning Coffee Club. And it's a great looking Tuesday morning, 725, 25 minutes after 7 o'clock. And Eddie not feeling well this morning. Not at all. I can tell by the look on your face. Why can't it just be those days again? And why when you give out the time do you have to give it out multiple ways? Listen, this used to be an old radio thing. Why? It was called dual time.
I guess. Okay, right now it's 4.41. It used to be in radio that you couldn't say 4. You had to say 4.41 19 minutes before 5 o'clock. You just had to do that. That was a thing. And it was because in, and you know who still subscribes to this school of thought? Who? The moron upstairs, genius. Are you serious? Yeah, because he is one of the most old school morons when it comes to understanding radio. So people don't know what 4.41 means? No, it's much easier for them. And here's the thinking on this. Okay. I have to be to work at 5. so how many minutes do i have until i have to be to work oh you have 19 minutes morons
stupid radio love it hey i know guys in radio that think you shouldn't have to give the time out at all yeah why not people got watches yeah everybody the guy that i talked to about this he's like dude why do we ever give time out people have watches and they got clocks on their radios If you don't have a watch, you probably don't have a radio. Good point. A watch nowadays is, what, $5? Give me a break. All right, Sean, last question.
I want off this so bad. Oh, it was a good one, dude. And it always causes fights and... Tears. Yeah, but the listeners frigging love it because they get to hear crazy-ass stuff. Go ahead, Sean. So you and Rebecca are... Oh, come on, dude. Don't get me in any trouble and realize that this is a very sensitive time. Getting back together, it seems. Oh, man. Do you feel that you two are truly or can be truly ready for marriage, or do you think that one or the other is really ready for marriage and the other isn't?
See what I mean? Yeah, and you're going to get, see, you want the honest answer. You're going to get honest answers here, and the answer is not up to me or Rebecca. The answer is in God and through us praying together, which we have been doing. She's Christian. I'm Christian. Listen to this statistic. Okay. This is a statistic that the church gave out, and they had a source for it. 99% of couples that pray together stay together. And they had a million other percentages on couples and breaking up and getting back together and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But yeah, Rebecca and I have had our issues and our baggage, but I am in love with her. She's in love with me. I want to work things out. She wants to work things out. I don't think either of us right now even know what to call one another. If I can call her my girlfriend, I'd love to, but I don't know if she's ready for me to do that. So I don't know. I don't know what we can do, you know. So the answer to it is, do I feel like I'm ready to be with her? Yes. I feel that I also have a long way to go in, like, getting my own crap straight, my own crap in order.
Because I've been a mess about all kinds of things. And so, you know, my dad has cancer now. I found out my dad has cancer about a week and a half ago. You know, so I've been spun out about quite a few things. her mom same thing you know so we both have our stuff going on and uh do i love her more than any girl in the world absolutely and i would love for it to work out but whether it's going to work out or whether it's not is not our decision you know everything is in my opinion predetermined by god so i gotta wait and see what his plan is mikey oh thank you before before anything else
happens yeah i wish you could have seen the look that sky gave when uh you said that you and rebecca pray together really yes what was it it was a rolling of the eyes kind of thing of like i don't get it how can he see my look from here i would you've turned around and got my jacket and smiled at levi you did not i don't you even try yeah we do we pray together and you know what you you have You have been the one, Sky, with everything that has to do with Christ. And it's so sad.
sad to me and i pray for you you rolled your eyes when i said do stuff together really so you rolled so you rolled your eyes when i said that we pray together i don't think i rolled my eyes you know what i'm sorry that you and your husband smoke pot together yeah so me and rebecca we pray together and you can roll your eyes and do all you want but you know what i pray for you i pray did she roll her eyes blender and are you doing a bit no because don't get her pissed don't get me pissed if it's not for real. No, it's for real. You know, and that's too bad. It really is. Well, I'm sorry. I didn't recall rolling my eyes. I looked back there,
and yeah, I was shocked when you said that it's not up to you guys, and it's a higher power. And that's great. But that's your guy's thing. That's not my thing. Well, I pray for you, Sky. I pray for you, that you don't have to be that person. What person? What person do I mean? A person that, if I say something that is really beautiful to me, you turn around and roll your eyes. That's so sad to me. Honestly, it wasn't that kind of roll your eyes kind of thing. It's kind of like she doesn't get it. I felt the same way. That's what I mean. I felt the same exact way, dude. It's so demeaning. Honestly, I would never.
It's not that I don't believe it. It's not that I don't believe it. I get it. It's just, man, I wish she could be better than that. I wish that she could be the type of person. You're not listening to me. I did the same thing. I wish I was better than that. I wish you were the type of person that didn't have to roll their eyes when I say something that is meaningful to me. But, and it does, I mean, that doesn't just hurt my feelings. It's like, it's way beyond hurting somebody's feelings. It sucks. But, oh well. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I'm sorry you want to believe what Blender's saying and not listen to what I'm saying. Well, he's still adamant that, you know, you did that.
I did the same thing, dude. What was my look like, Blender? Dude, what it was, what it was, was that she can't believe that you just said that. Because I felt the same way, dude. I don't understand it. It's the same thing. I won't deny that I was shocked when you said that it was out of your hands. And I'm okay with you being shocked. That's what I was, and that's what I said. But rolling your eyes is different from being shocked. Rolling your eyes implies like, oh, boy. You know rolling your eyes. If you roll your eyes, this is rolling your eyes. Oh, boy. Hey, that's what it is, man.
When you just told me I was bigger than that, that's when I rolled my eyes. I'm telling you, Sky, that's a petty thing to do, to turn around and roll your eyes. Are you listening to us? But she didn't do it! Are you listening to us? Blunder saying... Blunder, say it for the fifth time, please. Please say it again. I told you, Blunder. I said if you're doing a bit, you should tell me. No, I'm not doing a bit. She turned around and was shocked and, like, surprised at what you're saying. I asked you a million times if she rolled her eyes or not. I said she did. To me, that's what it looked like. Okay.
If she was surprised... And there you go. That's what I saw. That's what I saw. It is what it is. That's what I saw. Let's forget it. It is what it is. Hey, the cool thing is, though, we still only have, together, in the same room, 17 hours and 11 minutes and 18 seconds. Yeah. I need to go walk the halls for a sec. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
I'll be back. Sean gets so devastated by stuff like that. hey listen it is what it is i blunder i'm not pissed at you i'm not i mean i'm not pissed i'm not upset well it is what it is if she did she did it's disappointing to me well honestly what i don't get is why you're not pissed at me too because i felt the exact same way because i felt the exact same way and i said the exact same yeah but now i feel like you're just sort of uh i'm not now i feel like you're just sort of saying it like you know to make the the the focus come off of her yeah i'm not because you know now she's really pissed at you for throwing her under the
bus you know what but that's what this show does absolutely you know that absolutely phone lines are blowing up what eddie what are you thinking dude i don't know are you thinking that that blunder probably shouldn't have told me that i mean it is what it is uh i mean you know how i'm gonna react to that. Yeah. I mean, I've already if people are listening to the hot seat, they know that I've already got issues with Sky anyway. Listen, bro. I mean, I'll be straight up with you since we're being honest. You're very defensive about your religion
which kind of surprises me because it is who you are. And so, you know, if people don't want to believe in what you believe in, it's their problem. You jumped down my throat like 20 seconds earlier because you thought I gave a look to Sky. Because you did the last time. No. The last time we did the hot seat. I did not. I did my job and I I was making jokes, and you didn't appreciate it. And I was like, all right, well, I don't want to upset you, but I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do to make light of the situation. And I'm telling you that you know, and you knew then. Yeah, I'm sensitive about it. Let me finish.
I didn't even do that to Sky. I actually was laughing at Sky for something that she said. Well, then, bro, if that's what you were doing. You're so defensive about it. Right, but once you found out that I knew that that's what you were doing and all that stuff, it's like, oh, dude, okay, cool, man. I'm sorry. That's what I'm saying, though. I'm sorry. It's so crazy that it's like, dude, you know, I just want you to chill out a little bit. Eddie, really, with you, I don't really have an issue. I really don't. But with Skye, there's already a tension going on. All the time, there's already a tension.
But you need to be better than that, though, bro. You need to be bigger than that. If you know that she doesn't believe in what you believe in, you need to not get so pissed off at her. You're absolutely right. Be bigger than her. I'm a freaking Catholic, dude. What did I do? I told her that it hurt my feelings. I'm not allowed. I shouldn't do that. I'm a Catholic. I believe in what I believe in. You can believe in what I'm not. It is. It's different. But you know what? If she says she doesn't believe in God, I don't care. Don't believe in God. It's your deal. Believe in whatever you want to believe in. I don't care. You know? And I just think... Yeah, but you don't turn around and roll your eyes. No, I don't.
That's just a bitchy move. If she rolled her eyes at something I'd say, I'd laugh. I'd be like, dude, whatever. It's Skye. I don't care. I love her. And I'm not going to. Well, I mean, I probably should and I probably would. But in this situation that was going on, it was like, you know what? No, I'm not going to take that. Be bigger than that, man. You believe in what you believe in. And if that's what you believe in, then who cares what she thinks? That's how I feel. I don't know. I'm just one man. I don't think it got to do that. Trying to save the world. Well, now she's got a lot of time to think about it with me. Well, you know, that's the danger of this stupid hot seat game.
It happens every time. You had me pissed off. You had Sky pissed off. Sean's pissed off. It happens every time. Whatever. I don't even care, man. I'm just like, I love this show. I like having a good time. I've been on the air for freaking, what is it, 13 hours now? I'm still having fun. Can I go talk to Sky real quick? Blunder, if I were you, I'd leave it alone. I don't know. That's not my personality, though. Go ahead. I don't care. Blunder. Hang on, hang on.
I mean, you got phones blowing up. This is insane, man. I need him to do stuff, for God's sake. Seriously, we got American Idol coming up. Yeah, I can't wait. We're literally five minutes away from having to sing. Yeah, couldn't we have the hot seat a little bit later? Can we just get rid of the stupid hot seat? I'm sick of it, man. All it does is cause... Nike Show, hello. Hey, what's up, man? That's P1 Day from Camp Pound with a dude. I don't know what's up with people in religion these days, but whatever makes you a better person. Yeah, and you know what?
Eddie's right. I probably shouldn't have reacted the way I did. I got mad. And I got to say this, too. Eddie, you got to understand. She's done a lot of things and said a lot of things about me and me talking about Christ and stuff like that that I've just kind of blown off. I'll tell you why I think this one got me. The reason this one got me is because we were talking about the woman I love, too. You know, and it was like she was laughing at me and Rebecca. But I don't think she was, dude. She wasn't. I mean, you're taking things and you're like spinning them now. You don't know what she was thinking.
She told you. I said that her and I pray together and she turns around and rolls her eyes. She explains it to you and then you didn't ignore it. She did her spin job, dude. She did what she was. You know what? She was caught. At that point, it was like, oh, God, I just got thrown out of the bus. What can I say? What are you going to do? You got to take people for their word, man. I mean. Oh, please. In that situation, she had egg on her face. I don't know, man. Mikey Show. Yeah, Mikey. Yeah. Hey, you guys think you're going to make it another 17 hours? Well, we got to, dude. For sure. I don't know. Things are getting a little crazy.
This is, you know, we told you from the very get-go, we don't know what's going to happen today. Yeah, it's a very unpredictable day, but here's something that I want people to know. Right now, we got the coffee club going. There's only two people right now. Yeah, there's only two people in here. The whole show has had to leave. They're gone. But let me explain something to you about the Mikey Show. For people that may be listening to the Mikey Show for the first time, we do the morning show here at The Rock. And our show is all kinds of things. Somebody asked me the other day, so what kind of show is it? And it's hard to describe. It's a reality show on radio.
So sometimes it's extremely funny. And sometimes it's very real. Like really real. That's just the way it is. Most, I would say that it is, it is like 99.9% funny. And then there's that tiny bit that's a little uncomfortable sometimes. And it's sometimes more than that. And I have to say this, because if there are new people listening right now, here's the deal. Is we are all tight. We're the closest of friends. We're like five best friends.
And so, and no, it doesn't sound like it right now. I know, I know. And we're all pissed off at each other. And I love her. That's how best friends are, man. You know, I love this guy sitting right next to me. Yeah. And he's like my brother. But you know how it is with your brother. You can't stand him sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you fight. And that's the thing, man. Like, I will say this about other shows. I know for a fact that other shows, including shows that you love. 10 o'clock. Bye-bye. Out the door. Don't talk to each other. It's done. Not this show. This show hangs out with each other all the time. And you've got to understand, also, we've been in the same room with each other now for 13 hours.
Yeah. 13 hours. Oh, hey, we need to do traffic. I would hate traffic. Sorry. Are you kidding me? No. Is it live traffic? Who is it? Live traffic. Let me call the guy and get it ready for him. Is it Mark Sanchez? Yeah, Sanchez. Hang on. Sanchez is a good guy. I don't think you've ever met Sanchez. I have not. He's a good dude. Mikey Show. Hey, P1 Chats from Oceanside. What's up, brother? What's up? Timing on this is awful, man. It's 5 o'clock. Just got off of work. Oh, I know. You're on the freeway. Yeah, sorry, dude. You just had to hear some real serious moments. But don't worry, because after 5 o'clock, the mood changes. After 5 o'clock, we're doing our version of American Idol.
You want to hear bad radio? Get ready. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, this is Reverend James Wayne calling about this. All right. That would have been funny. Mikey Show. Yeah, this is Adam. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, dude. You got to have your radio down if you're going to call. I can't even, I can't take him if people are calling it because Blunder can't screen him right now. Are they coming back? I don't know. And I wouldn't mind having a cigarette, for God's sake. I got to, seriously, I'm sorry.
I got to drop a deuce before we do this. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Like, if I'm going to sing, like, I can't do it on a full stomach. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, I do. They're back! Can we be friends again? So we can get through the 5 o'clock hour where we have to sing and be happy? Oh, man. You are killing me right now. Hey, we got to do 17 hours. Sky, you better not be mad at me. Seriously. We got to... Are you kidding? Are you mad at me?
Well, I mean... Serenity. We got to do traffic. Before you start anything, do traffic. It's Allie. Allie? Hi, Allie. Hey, how you doing? Allie, Allie, let me give you your little intro. Hey, how are you? I don't think I've ever, have we met? I don't think we've met, no. I don't know you, Allie. Well, hi, nice to meet you. What's going on? Nice to meet you, too. Yeah, not a lot's going on. Just have one crash, West 78 right at Sycamore Avenue. It's off to the right shoulder, though. The other good news is this traffic alert up in Bonzo on the 76 has been canceled. All lanes are now open. Otherwise, you know, your real typical slowing around the county, eastbound 78, for a pocket right at Fairmount Avenue, then again at Mollison.
And as you head down the coastline, the southbound 5 is a little heavy, slow through La Jolla, and then again as you head into downtown. Be one step ahead of your next job opportunity by adding a degree to your credentials. Contact the University of Phoenix at 1-800-MY-SUCCESS or online at phoenix.edu. I'm Allie Peters on San Diego's rock station, Rock 105.3. Okay, thank you, Allie. No problem. All right. Well, I thought it would be a good idea, you know, for everybody to be in better moods and try to move forward and everything. Yes. I agree. yeah so should we just drop it agreed i don't know i mean
be very tough for me thinking that you're angry at me drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it you're pretty good at spinning things and making it my fault uh-uh not this time it's not my fault i didn't do anything wrong Chop it, chop it, chop it, chop it. And neither did I. You have to hit the ID. Okay. Then, you know what? I'm willing to say, in all honesty, the truth is you didn't. I shouldn't. You know what? Eddie told me. He said, dude, if she has feelings about what you, you know, how you feel and your feelings and blah, blah, blah, who cares what she thinks?
And he's right. Whatever, you know? Yeah, but the crappy thing is, is that I didn't. All I did was give like. Well, then Blunder flat out lied, and then I'm going to be pissed at Blunder. All I did was give, like, I looked over there. I waved at Levi. I smiled, and I kind of, like, gave, like, a shocked look when you said that. Like, meh. But I didn't roll my eyes. If you had looked at me shocked, it wouldn't have bothered me. I know. And that's why, like, I just happened to be facing that way. I wasn't trying to do, like. Well, then this is an example of Blunder being a stupid idiot, which is also true. But see, the way you, like.
It's true. He's stupid. Well, see, that's not very nice. Right. But do you see what he caused by saying that, and I gave him every opportunity. Hey, did she roll her eyes? Yeah, she rolled her eyes. Okay, and then I'm mad. If you were me, would you be mad? Somebody that rolled their eyes? How many times have you mocked and made fun of stuff in my private life? You know what? I guess this time it really got me because it had to do with my faith, which you know is important to me, and it involved Rebecca, and you know that's going to piss me off. So you know what?
If I'm going to say something to you that's going to piss you off, I guess I've got to be ready for the repercussions, which is you're going to be upset and pissed or even hurt. Yeah, well, I mean, I wasn't trying to disrespect you or give that look, but I was just shocked by the way you reacted to me. Rolling your eyes is different than being surprised. If you'd been surprised, that doesn't bother me. You roll your eyes, we've got a problem. Well, yeah, I didn't roll my eyes. Okay, and we've established that, so he's the idiot. Yeah, but you have to understand, you didn't even give me a chance. There was a million times.
Listen, Sky, if I look at Blunder, and I say to Blunder three times, Blunder, make sure you tell me if she rolled her eyes. Because if she didn't, I'm not going to be pissed at her. And I'm not. If the deal is you didn't roll your eyes, we got a Dumbo sitting over there. And he caused a big, giant fight for no reason. You know what I mean? Surprised? I can deal with you being surprised. And I was. That's fine. Then we're all good. Yeah, but it's, and I understand what you're saying about us being all good. Give me a break.
But at the same time, once you go into a fight and things are said, it's like, okay, now I'm supposed to be all good after you just, like, attacked me for, like, what I believe is no reason? Yeah, I get it. But let's now that we know what the real deal was, now it's over. All righty. Is it over for you? You know what I mean, Sky? Because I could still be fired up, too. I could still be fired up about other aspects of it, but I don't want to be. I want to love you. Why?
Because I've said to you. Listen, we got to understand something. People are driving home right now. I know, I know. And I don't want to bring people down any more than we already have. All right. Well, we will move past it. I wonder how long the hot seat will last on the Mikey Show. Dude, I think we should retire the hot seat after this episode. Like, seriously. I don't want the hot seat anymore. Yeah, I do not want the hot seat anymore. Mikey Show, hello. starting to really not like me. Yes, hello, I'm Reverend James Flew. Yeah, you already called. You're not really a reverend.
Mikey Show, hello. Hello, I'm Reverend James. Hey, uh... Turn your radio down if you call in, please. Sure, sure. Can you hear me? How many times would it turn into the radio down? Well, we're trying to listen to you guys. That's all we're trying to do. Yeah, but if the phone's ringing and you're calling, turn the radio down. Okay, I got you, man. Hey, listen, play John Lennon. Imagine, that'll probably... That's a really good... That's what we need here. We need to dodge on the land. Thank you. Thank you, Sean, for that beautiful rendition. Seemed like crap.
Hey, Levi just got in here. Hey, Eddie. Talk to Levi a little bit about what he does. Because he also... Besides, you know, now being the Mikey Show Apprentice, he also works on this show. Or, you know, works at the radio station. Before you do that, can you hit the ID real quick? Oh, yeah, I forgot. It's 5 o'clock. You're listening to the 28-hour Mikey Marathon. The following takes place between 5 p.m. and 6 p.m. On KIOC San Diego Rockstand.
Rock 105.3. Events occur in real time. All right. Talk to Levi. I'm having a cigarette. Later. All right. Well, we are honored with his presence. The winner of the Mikey Show Apprentice, Levi, everybody. Welcome, Levi. Well, thank you very much. How are you doing? We couldn't have done the 28-hour show with you, of course. I mean, we had to have you come on. You're a part of the radio station now. And you also, you basically own your own business. Correct. And what you do is you own a karaoke company. Right.
And so you're a fabulous singer. I've heard you sing. You just nail out the hit after hit. Well, I used to be with my stinking cigarettes and my cough and everything. Blender, grab that piece of paper right there, and now go. Very good. No, I heard you singing during the Apprentice thing when you did the promotion bit, and you were singing Breaking Benjamin. I forget what else you were saying, but it was good. I did that song by The Darkness. Oh, yeah, that was terrible.
I did it for fun. - Yeah, but no, I mean, you legitimately have a good voice. - Thank you. - And is that something that you wanted to do? - Initially, yeah, I wanted to be a singer professionally, but singers are a dime a dozen, and there are so many people out there that are so much better than I am and deserve so much more. - I agree. - So-- - Wait. - I thought we were just-- - It's true. - No, but seriously, it's, you know, it's-- - He is serious. - It's a hard industry to get into, and so I decided, Well, I'll go ahead and I'll do something that I love even the same. And I started my own karaoke company.
You know what? That's cool. And where can people find you mostly? Mostly, they can find me at the Shamrock Shack in La Mesa. I'm there on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. And the companies are on Fridays. I thought you were at the filling station. No, actually, I'm not at the filling station anymore. What happened? You can't? Yeah. Really? For the most part, yeah. Oh, way to go, dude. After all the promotion we gave that damn place. Well, you know, hey. That's that place. Fine. Have them all to hell. All right. Well, this is the first time you're able to meet Sean in person. Nice to meet you, Sean.
Oh, Sean. Hi, Rebecca. What's going on? And Sean has had some issues with you. Uh-oh. Now, we're not going to get into Levi bashing, but, Sean, what was your issue with Levi? Oh, no. I want to kick him in the nuts. Now, why do you want to do that? Wait a second. Because that stunt he pulled. Well, okay. For those new listeners, Levi, on the first day he got hired, tried to get backstage passes for Edwin McCain. I didn't try to get backstage passes. It's water under the bridge, bro. Oh, yeah, apparently.
It's water under the bridge with me. I'm over it. Sean is not, but you know what? What are you going to do? I'm Zip. Let's go. Okay, you're not going to kick him in the ball. I've made mistakes, and I admit it. And we're done, and it's over, and I'm ecstatic to have you here. And you don't need to do that blender. I mean, there's no reason to play Edwin McClendon. Don't make me sing along, then. That's good old ticket music. You're going to get me in the groove, dude. Let's hear you sing a little. Pick it up. Do I want me to sing a little? Go ahead, yes.
All right, that's plenty. Thanks. I thought you were going to sing that. I was a good singer. I told you. My voice is all trash. Oh, okay. Shut up. Jesus Christ. Well, like I said, water under the bridge, Levi, where this is a new day. Yes. And this is basically your first big event with us. Cool. And what we're going to be doing, for some reason, which I do not agree with, we're going to be doing an American Idol competition between the five members of the show. Oh, man. Whoa. How this is going to work is Sean, Sky, Blunder, Mikey, and myself will sing a song.
I'm going to throw up. Oh, come on. We're going to sing a song. You, the listeners, are going to call in and vote. You're going to vote for the three top singers out of the five. So whoever gets the most votes out of the three will move on to the second round. Two people will be eliminated after the first round. You understand? And then after that, then we'll get down to the final two, And then they'll be the grand champion of the American Idol competition on the Mikey Show 28-hour broadcast. And, Levi, since you're the karaoke king, you're going to kind of be running this show a little bit. You're going to be handling the business. Hey, I just wanted to say, and I'm not trying to make any excuses here, but I've been talking all day.
And my voice is, you know, a little bit shot and stuff. So I may not do as good a job as I usually would. I know you've got a pretty good voice. Well, you understand, Levi. I mean, when you talk and, you know, specifically when you fight a little bit, of course. Maybe a little bit of a vocal cord strainage. Now, what have you brought in here, Levi? Are these karaoke CDs? Yeah, the karaoke CDs. I'm a little nervous about that because that could be a little bit different than the version we're used to, right? I have different versions of some of the songs and I actually went through them and I picked the best versions of all of them.
So they should all be pretty good. All right. So where are these going to be played from? Just a regular CD player. That's all you got to do. Brought in the lyrics over here so you guys can just follow along with that. So he's going to put on it. Well, we should play it like in a good CD player. Yeah, yeah, we are. Okay, good. Yeah, he'll give you the CD and then... You just tell me what song it's coming up and cue it up. Should we get started? No, I don't want to, dude. I do not want to. Let's pass. Who's going to be first? I'll go first so that we can get it out. I want to get mine out of there. I haven't dropped my deuce yet. Do you really have to do that?
I kind of do, but... Okay, why don't we do this? I'll make it through the first round. You can make it through the first round? Yeah. You might help me with my first single. Okay, I'm going to be first. I'm dedicating mine to Levi. Very sweet. Because if you don't know the story, Levi was going to be... I explained it. Oh, you did? They all heard it already. Okay, now, Eddie, run through with me really quickly. We're going to go around. Listeners, call in. Everybody's going to sing. Then listeners will call. The top three vote-getters will move on into the second round. Two people will be eliminated. Okay. You weren't paying attention at all. Did you hear what I said?
Yes. They're going to call in. We're going to vote. Two people will be eliminated. Okay. Okay. After the first round. After the first round. Okay. Got it. All right. You got the CD for me? I do. All right. So you're running, Levi. You got to go over there. Yeah. All right. And he'll show you what to do and all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Now, get ready. You're about to hear some of the finest singing ever. Oh, man. I need to practice or something like that. La, la, la, la, la. Yeah. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee. What track?
Sibilance. Sibilance. Slappy. One, one, one. Slappy. A-hem. A-hem. C-cells, C-cells. Uh-uh. Silly. Silly. I can't wait until we get to Sean. Unique New York. Unique. Unique New York. Unique New York. Awesome. I love it. All right. Are we ready? That's what goes out to you, Levi. Screens in your eyes, color them wonderful, stop me, steal my breath.
Emeralds from mountains, thrust towards the sky, never revealing their death. So tell me that we belong together, dress it up with the trappings of love, be captivated, I'll hang from your lips, instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above. And I'll be your crying shoulder
I'll be love suicide And I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life Thank you for the sound effects. Jackal. Rain falls angry on the tin roof As we lie awake in my bed
You're my survival You're my living proof That's my background singer. Yeah, Ashley Simpson. Come on! So tell me that we belong together. Dress it up with the trappings of our love. I'll be captivated. I'll hang from your lips instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above. And I'll be your crying shoulder
I'll be love's suicide And I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life Well, I dropped down, burned up Fought my way back from the dead I tuned in, I turned on Remember the things that you said
One second, what happened? I don't know, I'm trying, I'm trying Where are we just going to do the beginning? Yeah, you don't have to do the whole song, man. Like on American Idol, they just do like the first 30 seconds. Yeah, I forgot to do the first 30. I wish you would have interrupted and said you could stop. Oh, dude, I couldn't take it anymore. Oh, my God. Levi, come over to a microphone. Oh, Levi. Let me tell you something. Levi loved it.
Usually I can sing. My voice is gone. Dude, as a pro that hears this all the time, how is that? Well, obviously, I was a huge fan of Edwin McCain. I got to tell you, it was pretty good. It was pretty good. I think the lethargism in your voice is starting to show a little bit. You had some pretty good notes there. Not bad. All right, now, we don't go to the phones until after all of us have had a chance to sing. Yeah, this is horrible.
Secrets out. Wow. Horrible. All right, Eddie, are you ready? I don't want to go next I don't want to go next I don't want to go next Follow up Edwin McCain Come on What is your song? Which one are you doing? Is that everyone? us has its thorn yeah oh maybe this one goes out to the ladies in san diego oh no this one's for the babies come on eddie oh my gosh oh my this one's so brutal i can't sing this one i don't claim i can none of us can just give him 30 seconds over here mikey's over here saying he can sing i can't sing man this is stupid i hate this i hate this bit i hate it so much i hate it because mikey can't
You know, my parents are trying to call while I'm doing the 28-hour show. You believe that? I'm going to laugh through this. I can't make it. You'll do great, dude. Which track is it? I'm not ready. Oh, Eddie, you're good. I'm not ready. Good time, Eddie. Come on, Eddie. Now, we're not going to do the whole song. I was so stupid. Cut me off whenever. No, 30. That's it. All right, here we go. You ready? Yeah. I got my lighter out. I don't know when I'm supposed to pick it up.
That's the thing. You know the song, right? Right here. Right here. We both lie silently still in the dead of the night. See, I'm wrong. I'm off. Oh, man. Start it again. Like, I don't know where I'm supposed to pick it up. Why don't you play the real version for him real quick? Would you need to hear the real version? Yeah, because this is like a weird version. I don't know. I can't. I don't know where it's at. It sucks. Let me find you. Let me find you the real version. Can I sing along with the real version? Yeah, that'd be easier for me, too. That might be easier.
You want to do that, Eddie? Yeah. Although, it's kind of not fair since you've got a little bit of, you got a little bit of the real guy next to you. I'll drown it out, bro. Yeah, you can still hear what his voice is like. All right, here we go. We both lie silently still in the dead of the night Though we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did? Did the words not come out right? Though I tried not to hurt you Though I try, but I guess that's why they say every rose has its thorn. Just like every night has its dawn. Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.
Every rose has its thorn. Yeah, it does. The ladies. Eddie, you just killed me. You just blew me out of the water with that. Amazing. Smoked him. Wow. Levi, go ahead. Give your critique. Well, he seems a little nervous on that one, Eddie. Don't go apprentice on me. Because I was brutal to you. That's all right. It's my turn on this seat. Yep, Levi knows he's got the job now. I was actually impressed.
Wow, truly? Yeah, I really was because when it first started out, you seemed like you had no idea what you were going to do. Well, that version was weird, dude. I didn't know where to pick it up, and it was like if the karaoke thing was there, I'm sure it would have been fine. But as soon as I heard the real song, I know that song in the back of my hand. Yeah. Good job, Eddie. Thanks, man. Good job. Now, let's move on to Sky. Yeah, can I use the real song, too? What is this? Well, why don't you listen to the karaoke version if you have trouble with it. No, no, no. Let's see. She could use the real one.
What is it? It's a jewel who will save your soul. It's just hard because without the scrolling screen like a karaoke, you don't know when to pick it up. All right. All right. Are you ready? Not really, but we'll give it a shot. All right. Here is Skye on Mikey Idol. Oh, this is crazy. Doing Who Will Save Your Soul by Jewel. Oh, I want to die. It's going to be awesome, Scott. Sexy dude. Let's do it. People living their lives for you on TV. They say they're better than you, and you agree.
He says, hold my calls from behind those cold brick walls. Say, come here, boy, there ain't nothing for free. Another doctor's bill, a lawyer's bill, another cute, cheap thrill. You know you love them if you put them in your will. But who will save your soul When it comes to the flowers now Oh, save your souls After those lies that you told, boy There you go
Oh, my God Thank you Oh, my God Your breath is sexy If anybody else turned on Take off your top Take off your top Do me! What just happened? I was so nervous. Use his strap-on! Wait. Do me! What happened? What happened? God. I'm going to be eliminated in the first round. You're not the only one. Oh, man. Dude, I haven't gone yet.
All right, boy blunder. What do you want? Levi's got to critique me. Sorry. He's our judge. All right, well, Sky. Yes, my friend. You kicked booty on that song, girl. Thank you! I got to say, Sky, I think you're in the lead right now. Oh, my. I think you're in the lead. Unreal. I want to redo, and I want my voice back. All right, are we ready? Yeah. Boy Blunder. Yes. Oh, I had to do the last. Which one, Boy Blunder? I'm going to go with Smash Mouth first.
All right, I'm going to give you the real version, because I think that's working better. No, come on. I'll take the karaoke. I will take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. All right. Smash Mouth, walking on the sun. And kill it, Blender. I'll kill it. That's right. Smash Mouth, walking on the sun. Yeah. All right, here we go. Get those little grease-soaked lips moving. Wait a second. What? What track? I'm sorry. Get those big grease-soaked lips moving.
All right. Is his throat clear of chicken wings or anything? All right. Just checking. You might have a ham in there. Okay. Are you ready, boy? I'm ready. The power of glaze compels you. Shut up. Hey, and can I just make a plea to the listeners that if you push me through to round two, I'll do better. Oh, this is crazy. Oh, no. Come on. Come on. I don't even do that. I call BS. Eliminate him. Eliminate him right now. Yes. Eliminate him. Get him out. We should all get equal time. Fine. Do the strap on. You're an idiot.
Are you ready, Blunder? I'm ready. All right. Yeah. Hey, it ain't no joke. I'd like to buy the world a toke and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony and teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars. Hey, I know it's just a song, but it's spice for the recipe. This is a love attack.
I know it when I put it back. It's just like any fat. It retracts before impact. And just like fashion, it's a passion for it with it and hip. If you've got the goods, they'll come and buy it just to stay in the click. Oh, that's pretty good, buddy. Shut up. I'm back in the game. You guys hate me. I'm back in the game. You so are. You so are. Go ahead, Levi. What did you think of that performance? Now, Blunder, did you ever take any singing lessons? Shut up.
He's asking you a question, have you? No, you hated it. Have you ever taken singing lessons? No, I didn't. No? No, it shows. Well, it's probably a good thing. Actually, it might be a bad thing, because you're probably going to have a lot of money coming to you from all the lawsuits you could have sued them. There you go. Okay, Simon. Just bad? It wasn't too good there, man. There you go. All right. Finally, Sean. It's going to be awesome. Finally. Holy moly. The best one of the bunch. Oh, I'm so excited.
Holy moly. I'm ready to knock your socks off. All right. Oh, dude. Sean makes shock us with that baritone, badass voice. Which one are you doing, Sean? Me, me, me, me, me, me. What are you doing, Sean? What are you doing? What do you want to do? Let's do... Want to do Sunglasses at Night? It's up to you, man. Sunglasses at Night, Corey Hart. Let's do that one. Sunglasses at Night, Corey Hart. What track? All right, Shawnee. This is going to be awesome. Oh, I hope it isn't. All right, you ready, Sean?
Yeah. Here comes Sean with Sunglasses at Night. - Shawn, you don't have to do a show. - He's actually doing the moves. - I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you weave and breathe your storylines. - Yeah.
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can Keep track of the visions in my eyes While she's deceiving me She cuts my security She's got control of me I turn to her and say Don't push the blade on the guy in the chains Oh, no!
Okay, okay! Yeah! I'm far! Wait, don't do it, don't do it, man! Wait, why didn't you cut me off? Hey, listen, we're supposed to only do... Oh, sorry! That was a brilliant performance, dude. I was on a roll! That was my favorite one of the day, no question. Please push Sean through the next. Please push Sean through the next. I told you to the listeners, just push Sean through. Yeah, give my vote to Sean, because I... Come on, please push me through to one more round. Put Sean through, dude. He's the best. You know he's the best, Sean. Swear to God. All right, so how do we do this? We go to Levi to get a little critique of how Sean did. Go ahead, Levi.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. William Hung. Oh, come on. I love it. I love it. I may have a chance. I may have a chance. You know, your showmanship was great. The only problem is that this isn't TV. They can't see you. Yeah. You suck. It wasn't half bad. The last part, you know, you got a little into it, which was pretty cool. A little. Yeah. Thanks. Here's how it's going to work. All right. Call on right now, 570-1053. Tell us who you want to vote for. Awesome.
We'll take 20 votes. The top three vote getters move into round two. Okay. Are we ready to go? Go for it. Who do you want to vote for? Can I give a reason? Yes. I'm going to vote for Mikey. And I'm going to give Sean and Eddie A's for effort, definitely. But Sky, the reason I vote for Sky is because she had all the warm-up with me yelling earlier. Well, wait a minute. You only get one vote. Yeah, you only get one vote. I know, so I'm going with Mikey. Okay. Thank you. Who is your vote for?
Just one vote. Go ahead. Sky. Okay. Who is your vote for? Sky. Who is your vote for? Mikey. Who is your vote for? God's got my vote. Yes, she does. Who's your vote for? My vote for is Eddie. Yeah, it is. There it is, Eddie. Who's your vote for? Huh? Who is your vote for? I'm going to vote for Sean. Yeah, you are, you stupid little pig. Way to go. Don't insult the people that are voting for you, bro.
That's my little piggy. Okay, dude, okay. No, no, no, no. Mikey, who do you want to vote for? Yeah, this is P1 Tater. I want to vote for Sean, even though I didn't see his performance. Right on, Tanner. You're the best. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? My vote is for Sky all the way, girl. Thank you, girl. Who's your vote for? Sean. Yeah, Piggy. What the hell? Way to go. Who's your vote for? Sean.
Oh, the pigs are coming out. Who's your vote for? Skye Who's your vote for? I vote for Sean, man Who's your vote for? It ain't no joke, it's Blender Oh, there he is Terrible Mikey Show, who's your vote for? Skye Who's your vote for? Skye Aw, sweet Who's your vote for? My vote's for Skye because she's hot Who's your vote for? Sean, he's gonna let me rockin' out There you go Right on, pig we got two
we got two more Mikey Show who's your vote for this is P1 Maria I'm voting for Sky it was good I got into it thanks girl Mikey Show who's your vote for Sky alright is that it yeah alright so what's going on how do we do how do we do this I will tell you now I'm far and away moving into round two the top vote getter by far this is Sky oh no this is Florida thank you thank you thank you Easily moving into round two. Yes. Also advancing into round two with six votes.
Sean. Oh, my gosh. Wow. And the third and final person going into round two, which I cannot believe, is Mikey. Oh, thank you, America. I got eliminated again. I don't know how you got eliminated. That's crazy. Give me a break for that. It was a freaking popularity contest, man. Thank you, America. I'm sorry. It was the pigs. Freaking popularity contest, man. I deserved it. And I was going to sing you guys Neil Diamond. How about that? Now, what do we do?
What do we do? We got to go straight into round two? Yeah. And there will be a round three, right, for two people? Yeah, there will be a final. Okay. All right. Just making sure. Yes, dude. Did you not hear every rose? It was good, dude. Where was my ladies at? Hey, man. Where were the ladies at? That was for you, ladies. They were so hot. All right, so I have to go first, right? Yes. Yep, same order. Okay, I am going to choose to do the real version and sing over it. Of what? I got to go with my best gun. I got to go with Wanted Dead or Alive.
You're not going to sing the karaoke version of that? You might want to because that might screw you up. No, it won't screw me up. Okay. It won't screw me up. I need all the help I can get. Okay. See, I warned you. And I still don't know how I'm going to do. I warned you. I still don't know how I'm going to do it with this version of it. Maybe they can use, as a matter of fact, maybe I can use the, you know, want it, that part from them. You know what I'm saying? I like that. I like that him, Richie Sambora, rather than the karaoke guy doing it. But like you said, you told Sky that she could try with the karaoke version.
If she didn't like it, she could switch, right? Yeah. Okay. So I'll switch if I have to. I got my voice a shot. All right, here we go. Song, sir. Thank you, America. I'm going to do my best to make you proud.
It's all the same Only the names will change Every day It seems we're wasting away Another place Where the faces are so cold I'll drive all night Just to get back home Cause I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted Dead or alive Wanted Dead or alive Alright. Woo! I'm sweating. Alright. I'm sweating! Man. Eddie's so mad. Yeah, he is. Can we put that through? You son of a bitch! Sorry, bro. Your voice is terrible right now. I'm sorry, too. Whatever. Your voice is shot. It's true. It's shot.
Shot as it might be, it's not a very easy song to sing because, trust me, here are people. I'm not kissing ass. Thank you, Simon. I hear a lot of people try that song, and that was actually probably top 75%. Wow. Seriously. People usually trash when they're singing it. I'm so hated in this room, though. But I want to say thank you, Simon. It's because you don't deserve to be here. I know that my, especially Eddie, because he's black and he feels like that because he's a black singer. You know what?
It's a racial thing, man. Because he's a black singer. It's a total racial thing. He should go through. But you know what? I'm sorry, Eddie. It's just like in season one when Tamara didn't go through. Yeah, I was messing up, too. Last year when that one girl from Oakland, what was her name? LaToya. LaToya? I'm LaToya. I deserve to be in round two. You don't deserve to be here, man. What about Ruben Studdard? What about him? He won it. He has nothing to do with anything. Jackass. All right. Well, thank you very much, Simon. Now, do we go on to Miss America now? Oh, shit.
America's sweetheart now? Okay. Are you going to do the karaoke version? Well, see. Since the first one worked so well. Well, no. For my second song, I changed it at the last second. So this is going to be tough. So I'm going to have to do it with the lyrics. It's a bad idea, Sky. That's what I did. You changed your song at the last second. At the very last second. I was going to go with the Wallflowers at first. Yeah. And then I changed it up. Yeah, I was going to go with... Don't do it. Go with your first choice. Well, I can't... Don't listen to blood. Yeah, you're a terrible advisor. I can't do my first choice. So, from the computer, Mikey... What? I don't know, like, how it goes.
I don't even know where to start. Okay. Oh, man. I thought you were planning on doing another Jewel song. I was, but I'm saving that just in case I make it for the finals. Oh, wow. I'd go with the strong stuff, but whatever. Nah. They're trying to psych me out. Shania Twain, I feel like a woman. It's not your turn, bro.
Oh, God. That was a good version. Are you ready? He's a Negro. Not really. No, you're not. Are you ready? I hope so. Okay, here we go. This is Sky in round two. Oh, this is going to be horrible. Let's go, girls. I'm going out tonight. I'm feeling all right. I'm gonna let it all hang out Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout No inhibitions, make no conditions Get a little out of line I ain't gonna act politically correct I only want to have a good time Best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun in Oh, oh, oh, they're totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady Men's shirt, short skirts Oh, oh, oh Are we done? Painful That was your big spot It's painful, man That was good It started a little rocky Well, Eddie, you were plugging your nose behind her That was terrible What do you think, Levi? I believe that was pretty good But your first version of your first song Was actually much better Wow So I was a little bit disappointed With your second rendition
I agree, I agree Not bad, though I'm telling you, my strategy would have been To go with your strongest stuff To just get through that third round You don't even belong here, what are you talking about? Hey, don't pull the racial card on me. You don't. Just because I'm Mexican. That has nothing to do with it, man. You first once sucked, Edwin McCain. He sang like 20 minutes of it and it was horrible. Well, that's true, but America did love me. America. You had two votes. All right, San Diego. Two votes to my one. America.
Get out. All right, Sean, you're next. What is the song you've decided on? I'm going to go with a little song I like to call Drive by the Car. What is going on? Now, do you want the karaoke version or do you want the version on the computer? I don't want to go karaoke, bro. That's how I roll. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, Levi. God, took that thing again. I've never heard an angry version of sunglasses at night before, but it was like an angry version.
It was angry, but then like him doing the hand motions and everything. It's a whole thing, man. Sean is awesome. I'm ready for drive by the cars. How's this going to sound? Stop it. Stop it, Sean. I don't even know if I'm stuck. I think it's coming up. Who's gonna tell you when it's too late?
Yeah, baby. Who's gonna tell you things aren't so great? You know, can't go on Thinking that nothing's wrong, but by who's going to drive you home tonight? Whoa!
What happened? Crap, I only sang two birds, one verse! That was so good, Sean. Oh, electric. Dude, if you were performing somewhere, I would pay to see you. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You are the David K-Words. I'm a pick. You're swaying America. If you did not vote Sean through just to hear what the hell he's going to sing in the finals, you are retarded. Thank you. That was brilliant, Sean. And I'm telling you that my next song is I Am the Highway. You're horrible. Really? Well, you're not in this contest anymore. It's a popularity contest, racist.
All right. Come on. All right. Simon, what did you think? Oh, yeah. Man on me with your terrible accent. You know, I can just imagine you in your car. Like, seriously, can you guys just picture him driving along and listening to music? But, um, it was actually not too bad. Not too bad. Didn't you guys say what you really think? It's all right. I am. Okay. Levi's more of a Paula than a Simon. I've heard a lot better. Oh. Than that? Yeah.
Daddy, you're such a... Are you kidding me? You're an id. It was genius. Sean, that was genius. Shut up. I'm in your corner, you idiot. He's one of your pigs. You were laughing the whole time. I'm a suey, dude. He's a piggy? I'm a piggy. Let's go, pigs. All right. Go to the phones. Let's go to the phones. Go to the pig pen. 20 votes. Now, 20 votes. 20 votes. Now. Top two. Go move on. All right. I want to die. It was me with Dead or Alive. It was Skye with Man, I Feel Like a Woman. And it was Sean with Drive by the cars. Go, piggies.
Piggies. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? I want to vote for Mikey. Hey, don't boo that! Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Schizophrenia Sean. Yeah! Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Hey, Mike, it was P1P. Who do you want to vote for? I want to vote for Mikey. Who do you want to vote for? Actually, I have a question. I also want to vote for Sky. Thank you. Who do you want to vote for? Mikey. Who do you want to vote for? Mikey by a lamplight. Oh, I might be out.
Who do you want to vote for? Like, like, like, I'm voting for Sean. Yeah. You're in the pig pen. Thanks, bitch. Who do you want to vote for? I want to vote for Mikey. Thank you. Who do you want to vote for? Sky. Sky. Mikey's show, who do you want to vote for? I want to vote for Sean. Yeah. Mikey's show, who do you want to vote for? Sean, all the way. You're in the pigsty. Mikey's show, who do you want to vote for? Mikey.
Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? I want to vote for Sean. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Hey, this is P1 Kevin. I want Mikey to get it. Who do you want to vote for? Mikey. Who do you want to vote for? P1 Biggie, you want Sky, you know. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Mikey, it's a rock station, not an 80s station. Who do you want to vote for? I'll vote for Sean. That was beautiful. Oh, you're a fat pig. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Oh, definitely Mikey. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for?
Sean. I want to vote for Sean, man. All right. Have another drink. What do we got, Eddie? First of all, I like to say I'm furious. I sing a rock song, and I didn't make it through. If that was the light of thinking. Man, you know. I'm furious, man. You know, your bitterness is so, it turns everybody off. I give my heart and soul to San Diego. All right. Alright Moving on Into the finals Go ahead Of Mikey's American Idol There's a landslide
Mikey made it through Thank you Thank you America A shoddy version of Wanted Dead or Alive Thank you America Coming in second The pigs came out in four Oh damn the pigs It's going on Scott You are eliminated Oh damn it Oh man It's between me I'm so happy. I know. I like throwing my third song. With that piece of junk that I sang the first time and with Sean, who would have thought we would be the two in the final two? Why do you think I'm so mad for?
This is awesome. I don't blame you. I'm pissed. I don't blame you. Dude, I was coming with some strong stuff. I was going to give you Whitesnake. I was going to give you... You know what? You don't deserve it, San Diego. You don't deserve to hear it. Oh, let's say that. The golden voice of Eddie. Well, you know, the American Idol, what they would do is a lot of times they bring back the perennial losers which you are so maybe we should do that i don't deserve it i'm not singing at all i'm done i'm pissed wow well that is sure bitter okay are we uh so this is it right karaoke version for the finals no way i don't have to do anything no no you're not why can't i do we've been doing it levi what do you think yeah sean's been doing karaoke versions
The whole time This is the finals bro Come strong man Fine I roll karaoke Fine Sean rolls karaoke There's no hand sign for karaoke You're not throwing up the K Sean is throwing up a gang K Stop it I'm with you Holmes Alright Oh my god This is the worst thing I've ever heard on the radio ever. Is there a prize for the winner?
Like a record deal? Yeah, the winner gets to go home. Oh, dude, I'm back in. I'll do better, I promise. I'll do my dual song again. Yeah, it was hot, Sky. It was. It really was. What is your song selection, Mikey? The absolute worst. First song for somebody with no voice left. Which is what? I Am The Highway by Audios. Are you crazy? You couldn't sing that if you didn't have a shot voice. That's crazy. Chris Cornell? Yeah. He's like the toughest singer to sing, man. I can sing the song, dude.
Okay. I can sing the song. When I got a voice, I could sing the song. I think for the finals, you also got to give like a couple verses. You know? Like sing a little bit of it. It's the finals, man. Whatever. That's how Sean rolls. All right, here we go. Now, I hate this. I want the real version. It is. No, it isn't. Make it your own, dude. You're a bitch. Can you dim the lights for me a little bit? Thank you.
Girls and swine Be raft of me Long and weary My road has been I was lost in the city, alone in the hills, but sorrow. The words here are wrong, and it's throwing me off.
What do you mean the words are wrong? The words are wrong. How do you know? Because I've read the words in the lyric sheet, and it's totally screwing me up. Listen, that's no excuse. It was enough. It's no excuse. It was enough. Please. Yeah, of course. Believe me, it was enough. Hey, I love you, bitch-ass face. Oh, my God. It's not very Christian of you. All right, that's it. Oh, no. I've been waiting to pull that. You've been waiting to pull that card for an hour and a half. For two hours, man. All right.
All right, go ahead, Simon. Not a good song for somebody who's been on the air for how many hours is it now? How many hours have we been on? Like a billion. No, no, no. 13. We are, yeah. No, no, no. We are. Coming up on 12. Yeah, coming up on 12 hours. 12 hours. Yeah. Straight talking. With screaming and talking. Probably not the perfect song for you to pick. No. There's a lot of high points in there that you totally missed out on. But not too bad overall. You had some good, you know, vibrato in there and all that good stuff. So not too bad. Not too bad.
And listen. Do you know that song, Levi? Kind of. Not well enough to sing it, though. And listen, Rebecca got here. Rebecca, you've heard me sing this song a million times. Who cares? Can I sing this song? Yeah, you can sing this song. Oh, well, great. Witness it. She says that. I'm telling you. Well, the listeners heard it for themselves. Well, yeah. I know. That changes everything. Sean, make sure you bring in some people and tell them how great of a singer you are. Can I get my wife on the phone? You know what, Eddie? You know what, Eddie?
You know what, Eddie? Sean, does you have anybody that you can bring in? Some star witness that proves that you're a great singer? Can we call my mommy? Yeah, let's call Sean's mom. You son of a bitch. All right. Are we ready? What song? What song are you doing, Sean? This is going to be rough. Oh, I can't wait. Rough. Come on. The pig pen's in your corner. Yeah, you got the pig pen, bro. Oh, that's all right. I'll still make it work. What song is it, Sean? Yeah, don't even answer, Sean. I'll just go for it.
I'll roll. I love it. I'll roll. I'll roll. I'll roll. The only thing is this, like, it starts without, like, a beat or anything, so it's going to be a little weird. I hope I can catch it. I'm ready. Give me time to realize my cry. Let me love and steal. I have danced inside your eyes. How can I be real?
Yeah. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? Precious kisses, words that burn me Lovers never ask you why In my heart the fire's burning Choose my color, find a star Precious people always tell me
That's a step, a step Too far That was a very angry version Stupid pigs Call in right now Or I will destroy you I hate you all so cold What is he doing? What is he doing? Sean, your father called.
He said he's not mad at you anymore. Oh, man. I don't understand. I don't either. That's how you do it. Go ahead. That's how Sean rolls. Well, San Diego, you've heard all of your contestants, and I think if you are on the wiser, Sean will be your next American Idol. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Let's go to the votes. What about originality? Is it me, Mikey, or is it Sean? Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Sean.
Yeah, pig, go. Mikey Show, who do you want to vote for? Yeah, this is P1 Suzy. I'd like to vote for Sean. Way to go, Fanny. Who do you want, Sean or Mikey? Mikey. Sean or Mikey? Dude, Sean, dude. Right on, idiot. Sean or Mikey? Who do you want, Sean or Mikey? Mikey. Who do you want, Sean or Mikey? I want Sean. Thank you, bitch. Who do you want, Sean or Mikey? Mikey, for sure.
Sean or Mikey? Sean. Sean or Mikey? Sean, definitely. Right on, moron. Sean or Mikey? Mike, you're a pussy. Go piggy. Go piggy. Sean or Mikey? Hey, can I get in the pig pen? You're in. Yeah, you want Sean? Oh, yeah. Who do you want, Sean or Mikey? Right on, pig. Who do you want, Sean or Mikey? I have to give it to Sean for the entire performance. Thank you. You are filthy. Sean or Mikey? Mikey. Who?
Mikey. Thank you. Sean or Mikey? That's for the pigs. Mikey all the way. Sean or Mikey? If I vote for Sean, does that make me gay? Yes. I'll vote for Sean. I'll vote for you, gay pig. Sean or Mikey? Vote for the swain. Woo! It's all about fun, not swearing. It's over. Oh, my God. That's ridiculous. Well, in the closest vote in the Mikey American Idol history,
First time ever. The winner and grand champion Pigs Unite! Yeah! It's an American battle show! Seacrest out! That was robbed! Oink, oink! Woo! Well. Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore! More Sean! Yeah! Please, a speech, Sean. And before you do, I have to tip my hat to you. You were horrendous.
Screw you, dude. He was awesome. Sweet. Eddie's an idiot. Congratulations. Whatever. Call me whatever you want. He's the winner. First of all, I would like to thank all the retards, halfwits, dimwits, and douchebags. You shouldn't say that. They called in all of the idiot pigs. Thanks very much for your votes. I appreciate it. Extra slop in the pig pen tonight, Sean? I think so. All right. Okay, are we ready? We're going to do an encore by Sean.