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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 12
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Hypnosis experimentsCelebrity relationship newsPolitical debatesRadio show gamesStaff parody songsVoting issuesLong form radio challengesMusical performanceshypnosismichael swensonbobbyskye
The show opens with hypnotist Michael Swenson putting staff member Bobby under, first as a generic "someone else" discussing his new house, then as Skye and Eddie, and finally as the "world's first pregnant man" who claims a miraculous conception. Swenson then sets a post-hypnotic trigger for Bobby to cluck like a chicken whenever Mikey says "booger," which is immediately tested. Later, the crew discusses Kenny Chesney's bizarre analogy for his annulment from Renee Zellweger and the long-standing feud between Jay Leno and David Letterman. A controversial "Skye Beating Song" is played, followed by a debate on California propositions and several rounds of "Ton-Deaf Karaoke" featuring Ashley's off-key singing. The segment concludes with a preview of the upcoming "Mikey Show Idol," where staff members reveal their chosen opening songs, including a parody song about Ashley's frequent bathroom breaks.
What happened, in order
Bobby Hypnotized as 'Someone Else'
Mikey hypnotizes Bobby to be a generic 'someone else' who talks about his new house and TV preferences.
Bobby as Multiple Personalities
Bobby is hypnotized to switch between the personalities of Skye and Eddie, leading to confusion.
Bobby as the World's First Pregnant Man
Under hypnosis, Bobby portrays the world's first pregnant man, discussing his missed period and a 'miraculous conception'.
Setting the 'Booger' Hypnosis Trigger
Hypnotist Michael Swenson sets a post-hypnotic suggestion for Bobby to cluck like a chicken whenever Mikey says the word 'booger'.
Testing the 'Booger' Trigger
Mikey immediately tests Bobby's new post-hypnotic trigger by saying 'booger,' causing Bobby to cluck like a chicken.
Kenny Chesney's Annulment Analogy
The hosts discuss Kenny Chesney comparing his annulment from Renee Zellweger to someone stealing his big-screen TV during a game.
The 'Skye Beating Song'
A caller requests and the show plays 'The Skye Beating Song,' a parody making fun of Skye, her 'manservant' Ramsey, and her political views.
California Propositions Debate
Mikey and Skye engage in a debate about various California propositions, particularly those affecting teachers, nurses, and firefighters.
Ton-Deaf Karaoke Origin & Game
Mikey explains the origin of 'Ton-Deaf Karaoke,' a game where listeners guess songs sung terribly by Ashley, and several rounds are played.
Ashley's 'She Has to Pee' Song
A parody song titled 'She Has to Pee' is played, humorously mocking Ashley's frequent bathroom breaks due to her small bladder.
Mikey Show Idol Song Reveals
Staff members Mikey, Eddie, Skye, Sean, and Boston Rob reveal their chosen opening songs for the upcoming 'Mikey Show Idol' competition.
People mentioned
MikeyBobbySeanEddieSkyeRamseyAshleyMichael SwensonKenny ChesneyRenee ZellwegerJay LenoDavid LettermanDonna FryeJerry SandersChaseP1 AnthonyP1 JeffP1 AdrianP1 Padres fanP1 DarrenP1 AngieP1 ConnorP1 QuentinBoston Rob
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I'm sorry about that, dude. No, that's it. Tell me about your basement. What's going on in your basement? Hopefully nothing because they shouldn't be saying anything. You mean whoever's in your basement? Right. Gotcha. That must be Sean. Wide awake. How you feeling? Pretty good. What's going on? Nothing. What are you doing? On the radio. Yeah? Take a deep breath. Sleep. I thought he just falls down into it.
It's just like... All right. Bobby, on the count of three, you're going to be someone else here. One, two, three. Hey, man. Hey. What's going on? Oh, nothing much. What have you been up to? Oh, nothing. Staying out? Yeah. You feeling all right today? Yeah. Because we've got a long ways to go, man. 28 hours. Oh, I know. I love it. Start at 6 o'clock. What's going to be the first thing you do when you get out of here? Oh, I'm probably just going to go home and crash. Yeah? Get a few hours sleep and then wake up and do what? I don't know.
Kind of chill out? Yeah. Probably just hang out a little bit. Right on. So, what else has been going on in your life? Not too much. Just waiting for my new house to get made. Waiting for the new house to get made? Yeah. Right now I got rental stuff all over the place. Yeah. I know how that goes. Yeah. For sure. I mean, I can definitely relate to that. Yeah. That's something that I go through. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Eddie, you got any questions?
He's in awe. Eddie? What kind of things do you like to watch on TV? Just, you know, anything that's on, you know, Food Network. Yeah, I love the Food Network. It's your favorite? Yeah. Yeah. Too bad. Lost is a great show. Yeah, you like Lost? Oh, yeah. Is that pretty good? Yeah, it's good. Oh, right on. Right on. Yeah. That must be me. Wow.
Wide awake. Good mic. Man. Let's do one more. Take a nice deep breath. Sleep all the way down. Relax. Who are we left with? Me and Skye. Yeah, Eddie and Skye. I want to hear him do Skye, though. All right, let's do this. You're going to have multiple personalities. You're going to jump from Skye to Eddie. Eddie to Skye. That's going to be bad. On the count of three, you are going to have multiple personalities. Skye and Eddie. One, two, and you'll be very active and very loud. Three. Hey, man, what's up?
Celebrity birthday! Oh, good morning. You got some celebrity birthdays for us or what? Yeah. Yeah, what do you got? Who's having a birthday? Okay, we got... You can't remember anybody. I can't. Oh, wow. I don't have my papers in front of me. You're not very prepared. Well, why wouldn't you have your papers in front of you? You're supposed to be prepared to do this every day. I'm sorry. Wow. That's awful. Everything going okay? Yeah, Ramsey's doing good. Yeah, Ramsey's good. That's your black man servant, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Well, we know the black manservant thing can get out of control sometimes, man. How about the chopper? Did you fly here today on your chopper? I didn't. You didn't? Ramsey did. Oh, well, I see. Did he bring you here? Yes. He flew you? Of course. I see. Well, thank you very much, that sky. Yes. Wow. Let's jump into Eddie now. What's going on? Nothing. Is that right? Can I ask you a question? Who's that sitting over there? That's me. Why are you in here twice?
Can you explain that to me? Isn't it weird that you're in here twice? I don't understand it. I'm kind of confused. I don't know who to talk to. A little bit. There's got to be some mirror trick or something. Yeah, mirror trick. Mirror trick. It's weird. Usually you're a lot funnier. I'm tired today. It's my nap time. All right. Go ahead. Bring him out. All right. Take a deep breath and sleep all the way down. And I've got to do one more thing. Go ahead. I've got to do this. Bobby, on the count of three, you're the world's first pregnant man. You're here to do an interview right on the Mikey Show. All right.
You are the world's first pregnant man, and you are so excited. On the count of three, one, two, three. How's it going? Good. What's going on? Not too much. Excellent. So, you know, I brought you with me to the Mikey Show. You know, we're trying to do a hypnosis thing, but we weren't able to do that. So I figured I'd bring you out there. You're like, hey, I'm trying to get on the radio. Right. What's your story? What's going on? This is very unbelievable. I doubt anyone will take this seriously, but I need you to just listen to me first. Mikey, wait till you hear this.
Yeah, go ahead. Mikey, I'm pregnant. You're kidding me. Nope. You're a guy. How can you be pregnant? I missed my period last month, and I just, I... You missed your period? Well, have you taken a test? Well, yeah, of course. And did you do, like, you went to the doctor or you took one of those home tests? No, the home tests. Which one did you take? Yeah, the EPT. Yeah, the EPT. What color did it turn out? Well, it doesn't turn a color. It was a plus. Oh, it's a plus sign.
See, he's really there. Oh, he knows how it works. Well, obviously, I've never used one, but he has. He's pregnant. It's kind of confusing to me, though. I don't really, I don't know how that works. Yeah, I mean, a guy can't be pregnant from everything I've ever heard. How does that happen? Well, um. I don't mean. Maybe the first one? Yeah. Well, I guess it was, you know, a miraculous conception. Miraculous. Miraculous. Ah, yes. The famous miraculous conception. Only the second in the world. Well, what was the first? Mary, of course.
No, that was an immaculate. Oh, that was immaculate. Immaculate conception. But no, miraculous, immaculate, whatever. It was a miraculous, immaculate conception. I gotcha. I gotcha. Well, thank you for coming in, pregnant guy. Sure. No, I'll keep you updated. Okay, thank you. And I'll send you pictures. Good luck with that. Sleep. I hope you pick out some great names. All the way down. All right, we got to end it. Man. But listen, that was great. Can I give out your information? Yeah, go ahead. All right, hypnotist Michael Swenson does corporate events, private functions, holiday parties, school events, www.hypno.net, H-Y-P-N-O. That's hypno.net.
Public show tomorrow? Tomorrow. Mm-hmm. Yeah, in Poway. Yeah, Game Time Tavern in Poway. And you can get tickets at www.hypno.net. Sounds good, man. Thank you for coming in. Ain't no problem. You going to bring him out of that? I don't know. Well, you know, I was thinking, you know, you guys are going to be here a while. So do you want to give him a trigger or something? A what? Well, we can do a – that's kind of what I'm talking about. Sky, you know what he's talking about? We can give him a trigger so maybe throughout the day, if he needs something or he'll say something, I can put you in control and then, you know, we'll have a go away kind of at the end of your run. Okay.
What do you feel like? Do you guys want anything? Well, the problem is I need him to kind of do stuff throughout the 28-hour show. So how about if I say a certain thing, only at that time that I say a certain thing, he will do something. Okay. What do you want to say? If I ever say the word booger. Booger. Booger. What do you want him to do? Cluck like a chicken. Cluck like a chicken. Yes. Just once or twice? Yeah. All right. Bobby, on the count of three, you're going to take the suggestion. You remain sleeping.
Whenever Mikey says the word booger, you are going to stand up wherever, as loud as you can, in the hallway, doesn't matter. Start clucking like a chicken, making some noise. What's the best thing? That's fine. That'll work? Yeah, that'll work. You're going to be very audible. So even if you're in the hallway, we'll be able to hear you in here. Anytime, throughout, man, today and tomorrow. Sorry, I was waking Sean up.
Go ahead. I'm good. Sean's under. Sean was under. I thought you put Sean under. Go ahead. Bobby, anytime you hear the word booger from Mikey, you're going to stand up and make chicken noises, whatever you want, whatever you feel comfortable with, throughout the remainder of the show. Take the suggestion by nodding your head. He's there. He's nodding his head. All right. On the count of five, you'll feel wide awake, alert, fully refreshed, and you'll be very energized. You're going to be very exciting. Today is your day. There you go. One, imagine that you're back at home, resting. Two, allowing the energy to spread throughout your body.
Three, taking a nice deep breath in. Four, sitting up in your chair. And five, opening up your eyes, feeling wide awake, alert, and fully refreshed. There you go. Bobby. There you go. Bobby Colonels is back. Excellent. Mikey, why don't you try something out real quick? Hey, listen, I got to take a little break because I got to go to the bathroom. I got this little booger here, and I got to. Okay, that's wonderful. Great. All right. All right. Well, perfect. Well, listen, Michael Swenson, thank you for coming in. Thank you. And booger, I definitely. I just want to let people know that if you want to get a hold of Michael Swenson,
they go to www.hypno.net. Thank you very much. Big round of applause, booger, for Michael Swenson who came in. Thank you. Great. Thank you, Michael. There you go. Oh, my goodness. That's awesome. All right. We still have a lot of stuff to do. That was it. Uh, yes. Let's do a little of this. The Mikey Show 28-Hour Marathon is brought to you by KSWB Channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. The official home of the Mikey Show 28-Hour Marathon is KIOZ, San Diego's Rock.
Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 1 p.m. and 2 p.m. You know, one of the toughest things about doing the 28-Hour Show... Eddie can definitely attest to this, is that your headphones become earmuffs. Oh, yeah. Like hot, hot earmuffs. Yes. Because you have them on for so long that they just start to get hot. I've got to take them off for a little bit. Let's see. I'll put them over here just in case Ashley says something to me. I just had to take my earphones off. So, in case you talk to me, I'm going to have to hear you from over there.
Okay. Let's see. Oh, goodness. Kenny Chesney compares his annulment, in essence, with Renee Zellweger to a big-screen TV being stolen from him. Which, when Sky first said that to me, I go, I don't get it. What does that even mean? Yeah, so Kenny Chesney did an interview with Life Magazine. Right. And this is what he said, that breaking up with Renee Zellweger was, quote, like opening the door to your house and having someone come in
and take your big screen TV off the wall during the big game and there's nothing you can do about it, end quote. Does that make sense to you, Eddie? No, I don't get it. Sky, what do you make of that? Well, to me, it sounds like, you know, it was totally one-sided. It was Renee who just was like, I'm out. You know what I mean? Because just saying how, you know, there's nothing you can do about it. Someone just walking straight in. By the way, when she filed the paperwork for the annulment, she listed as the cause fraud. Yeah.
Whatever the hell that means, she listed it as fraud. Yeah, so lots of people speculate that could mean that, like, maybe she wanted kids and then turned out he didn't or their lifestyle or whatever. Something was misrepresented there. But that's a weird analogy, man. Like, who compares their ex-wife to a big screen TV? That's really strange. And she may say, yep, that goes to show you why we're not together anymore. Yeah, who knows? Let's see. Here's another good one. Jay Leno says that him and David Letterman do not speak, haven't spoke for 13 years, right? Yeah.
Let's see. He, you know, was just doing an interview. This one was with the New York Daily News, and he said that him and Letterman haven't spoken 13 years. He says everything is the same as it ever has been. And he says it all stopped. They stopped talking when Leno was the one who was chosen to take Johnny Carson's place on the Tonight Show. And that was pretty much the end of their communication. All right. 13 years ago. Wow. Bitter. I got a little bit of a booger right here on my nose. Oh, her mic's off.
Oh, it is. Yeah, but I saw his mouth move in there. Yeah, I saw Bobby Colonel's in there balking like a chicken when I said that. She's probably wondering why he's balking like a chicken. Make him do it again. We've got to wait until this microphone's on. Okay, let me see my schedule. Let's see what I've got coming up. Oh, my God. You feeling all right, Sky? Yeah. Okay. Michael Swenson come in. We're going to do a little ton-deaf karaoke in a little bit. for listeners that have never heard it.
Mikey Show, hello. Hey, is Mikey there? Yeah, you're on the air, bro. Hey, buddy, could you play the Sky Beating song, man? Which one? Which one? The one that Chase wrote. Yes, I can. All right, we're good. Listen to it on the air. Listen to it on the air. All right. All right, bud. The guy is on the Mikey show. She loves black men with a fro. Too bad she's married. She plows a chopper day and night.
And she wishes she weren't white. Her voice is scary. She's a beating. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a beating. Smacking around her black man servant. And she makes him want to cry. Well, she's full of confidence, even though she lacks good sense, she's a news girl. She's a Democrat at heart, and every time she hears a fart, she wants to hurl. She's a beating, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a beating, slapping around little black Ramsey.
And she married Donkey Kong. Well, she makes Eddie tear out his hair. And Sean wants to punch her. Ashley is her little pal. Mikey has to wonder. How can she be so insane? And what'd she do to blunder? She's gonna vote for Hillary in 2008. Hey, hey, hey. How do you like that? That's a song that Gay Chase wrote for Sky. It's one of Sky's favorites.
Last night, Sean on the news got to see Donna Frye for the first time. Dude. Well, because he lives up in the Bay Area, flew in for the 28-hour show, and so he got to see Donna Frye for the first time last night. Are you sure that's not Donald Frye? Hey! Oh, my God. He shrieked when he first saw her. Like a 14-year-old girl. Something she has never been. Oh, stop it.
She is a woman. By the way, Donna Fry is going to be doing a debate tonight against Jerry Sanders, right? Yeah, because you vote on the 8th. So that's just less than a week away. It's a two-hour debate. It's going to be carried on TV and all this, but it's sold out. So you can't, you know, go down and watch unless you already have a ticket. Sky, I'm getting registered. I went online and I figured out how to do it and I can do it real super easy. Oh, cool. So you can vote next time around? I will be voting. I can vote this time around, it said. It did?
Yeah, it said it only takes 14 days. Well, we're voting on the 8th. Oh, crap. And the date, yeah, it's too late. The register date to vote in this election was cut off like a couple weeks ago. When they said, when I read that online, I seriously thought we just went into the month of October. I don't know. Yeah, you're a month behind, dude. I don't know. November 8th, the election. So, yeah, I already voted. I voted absentee ballot over the weekend. Who'd you vote for? Well, I don't get to vote in the mayoral election because I live in Escondido. You have to be, you know, a San Diego City resident to vote for the mayor of San Diego.
So, but I voted. So what does that cut off? Pretty much all North County? Like you can't vote, Carlsbad can't vote about it either? Yeah, like when you're mailing address, if it says San Diego on it, then you're good. But if it doesn't say San Diego, if it says Escondido or Vista, Chula Vista, yeah, anything that's not San Diego City considered, then you can't vote. Seriously? But you can still vote on all the propositions and all that stuff. Didn't know that. Nope. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Horsehead, wondering if I can play some tone-deaf karaoke. Yes, you can.
Just call back when we started. Would you vote 74, 75, 76, 77? No. So you don't want him to be able to reform? You don't want Schwarzenegger to be able to do the things that he wants to do to reform the state? Not the way that he wants to do it. Not if teachers and nurses and firefighters are going to suffer. No, I don't. I think it's their unions, though, Sky, that are trying to do all that stuff. Well, I read the whole packet. Doesn't it look like they're unions that are trying to do it? I mean, it's not like from what the stuff I read about it in the paper, it sounded like it was unions that are going to lose the power.
And so the unions are forcing those people to say, no, we don't want this. Well, what are we specifically talking about? Which which one are you talking about? I don't know. The ones that affect the nurses and the teachers and all of them. OK, well, I don't know. Do you want me to bust out my packet? I have my voting packet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it ready, and we'll talk about it in a little bit. Okay. First, we've got to do other stuff. Tone-deaf. Tone-deaf karaoke. Sounds like Ashley is choking.
Retard. I swear I'm not joking. When I hear her singing, I'd rather lose an arm. Tone-deaf karaoke is on. All right, everybody, go ahead and give us a call right now, 570-1053, we're gonna play a little tone-deaf karaoke, all right, here is the idea behind tone-deaf karaoke, you never heard the Mikey Show before, and many, many, many, many, many months back, I was walking into Ashley's studio, and she had an iPod on, and she was singing, it was some
of the most horrific sounds I'd ever heard coming out of a human being. How dare you? You don't mean it. I do. No, you don't. And so I ran hysterically laughing back into the office and told Eddie, our producer. I said, dude, we got to set something up to tape record her. And we did over a very long period of time. And after a while, we said, why don't we play these back for listeners? and they have to decide what it is they're listening to.
If they can give us a title or an artist, they'll win. Eddie, what is the prize today? We got some movie passes. All right. Got some movie passes to do. P1 Anthony, are you there? Yes, sir, I am. You ready to play tone-deaf karaoke? Oh, yeah. Tell me what Ashley is singing here. All right. You should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby. There's something missing. Did I have known by the tone of my voice, maybe, that you didn't listen, bum, bum, bum, bum. Okay.
All right. I have no... Anthony, can you give me a title or artist? You guys had to give me a hard one, didn't you? Mm-hmm. I have no idea, man. I'm sorry. All right. Thank you. Ashley? Yeah? The wrong one is up underneath that. Whoa. Do you see that? Yeah. You going to fix that for me? Yep. All right, Mama. Let's go to P1 Jeff. Are you there, Jeff? Yeah. Don't tell me what it is. Don't tell me what it is. If you think you know it, don't tell me.
I'm going to play it for you one more time. You ready? Yeah. You should have seen by the look in my eyes. Hey, there's something missing. Can you tell me what that is? I don't know. Is that like some Britney Spears or something? No. That is incorrect.
All right. Thanks. Thank you. That's a hard one. Could you not find it? Yeah, I don't know what happened, but I can get it up. Is it? So just give me one second. I'll have it up. I have no clue. It was REO Speedwagon. Keep on loving you. Oh, damn it. I know it. It ain't easy listening to those. P1 Adrian, are you there? Yes, sir. All right, Adrian. Are you ready to listen to Ashley and give me a title or artist? I'll try. I'll do my best. Tone-deaf karaoke. Take a listen. It's all like you say sorry. Say something.
Didn't say sorry. This time I'm mistaken. Finding you a hard work break. And then I bend down and bend down to the bottom of every bottle. Give me a title or artist. Is that Nickelback? I like you, so sorry. I was waiting on a different story. This time I was stinking. Falling and you were hard, but breaking. And I've been wrong. I've been down to the bottom of every bottle. Congratulations.
You are a winner. Hang on the line. Is there a pickle in your throat? B1 Padres fan. What's up? Ready to play tone-deaf karaoke? Of course. Take a listen to this song Ashley's singing. Try to give me a title or artist. If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman? And when will you be there holding my hand? I'll keep you by my side. I'll see you here in the night. Can you give me a title or artist on there?
That's Three Doors Down, Kryptonite. Yeah, it sounded just like it, didn't it? Can you just do the part where she says Superman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I can't play just that part. I know, but I mean, you have to that point. If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman? Yeah, girl, sing it.
I get really into it. Hey, that's how she sings. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Hang on the line. You're a winner, okay? All right. All right. Let's go to line five. P1 Darren. Hey, what's going on? Represent OB. There you go, dude. You ready to play tone-deaf karaoke? I'm always ready, Mikey. Take a listen to Ashley. Tell me what she's singing. So now I come to you. Something pinched her when she was singing. That was a little too high.
Believe what I said. So here I am. Oh, man. Can you give me a title or artist on that? We want an arm. Oh, how about you? Sing it. And there you have it. You are a winner.
Hang on the line, okay? Okay, P1 Angie? Yeah. Are you ready? I am ready. Here is Ashley singing. Tell me what she's singing. Can you give me a title or artist on that, Angie? That's Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Yes, guy, do the zombie. You're the zombies, guys. Okay. Yeah, do it, Mikey. Yeah, come on. Oh, wow. You are a winner, Angie. Hang on the line, will you? All right. There you go. To tell you the truth, I could play tone-deaf karaoke for 28 straight hours. Yeah. I'll pass. Come on. That's a fun game. There's one more up there.
Oh, oh, oh, wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the one that I missed is up there, too. Yeah, I got the second one, right? Yeah, well, we don't need that one anymore. Did Sean just spray something in here? What smells? It's my deodorant. I just put on some deodorant. I thought Sean, like, was spraying Lysol in here or something. My deodorant does not smell like Lysol. Well, it kind of does. It's Axe, isn't it? It's delicious. Strong. P1 Connor? It's going to give me a headache. All right, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, listen to Ashley singing, and you tell me what she's singing, okay? All right.
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete? My angel and my angel is pulling me from my seat. There are no legs of a face. One could have a stain. The man and my angel never thought no pain. Can you give me a title or artist there? No way. Impossible. Wow. Can I hear it one more time, Mikey? Sure. I'll play it for you one more time. I'll play it for you 80 more times. That's what it takes, but you ain't going to get it. Does she look? Does she talk?
Does she come complete? My angel and no angel, they pull me from my seat. They're like so fakes, one could have a stain. You want to try it? My ears hurt. Yeah. Hey. Okay. P1 Cummings, did you hear that? Okay. I don't blame you either. Don't blame you one bit. P1 Quentin, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here. Did you hear that? I heard it twice, and I have no idea. It was J. Giles' band. Does she walk, does she walk, does she walk? It was? Yeah. My poor little man, the love is floating from my seat. She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain. The memory of my angel could never cause to pain. How about that? You could have let me hear that a million times. No way. No way I'd know what that is. Not even close. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
All I'm saying is just wait till Mikey Idol. That's right. I'm getting lubed up. Oh, no, no. I don't know what that means, but I am. I know at 5 o'clock today we're going to do our version of American Idol. It's the Mikey Show Idol. The reigning champion of Mikey Show Idol is in this studio right now. You better not pull that crap this year. What do you mean that crap? Sean is the winner of Mikey Show Idol, and I felt he did an admirable job. He won because he was like a novelty act.
Excuse me. He wasn't like singing. Look at Sean is offended. He wasn't singing. He was like yelling his lyrics into the microphone and acting like a crazy person. That's how I sing. That's not how you sing. I've heard you sing in the car and that's not how you sing. It is how I sing. That's not how you sing in the car. Hey, hey, hey, hey. By the way, that outburst was sponsored by KSWB. Oh, they're the best. Be sure and watch small people tomorrow. That's right. I have to pee. Are you kidding me?
Well, I just bought that DC for me and you, sucked it right down, and now I have to pee. She has to pee. What do I do? She has to pee. Do I have to hold it? She has to pee. Oh, this song makes me have to go even warmer. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. Pee. Pee. Yay, I'm going to burst. Oh, you suck. She always pees. I'm going to burst.
Yeah, I'm going to try to lean. Friend indeed. Kanye West. Come on. Jamie Foxx. Play all the time. With their big hit, She Has to Peep. Turn the water off, please. She's kind of strong. I ain't saying there's a girl better. She always pees. But she ain't messing with a small black. She's kind of strong. I ain't saying there's a girl better. I always pees. I think she's messing with a small bladder. Works for me. Flush it down, girl, go flush it down. Works for me. Flush it down, girl, go flush it down. Works for me. Flush it down, girl, go flush it down. Works for me.
Flush it down, girl, go flush. Cutie the one, better on the beach in the sun. And a little black dog, she hops under her bun. She said, I want to work at the rock, cause it's the number one. I got talent in stock, and I'm ready for fun. Look in this gun, but I need a bathroom. Have you seen it? I think she got a bladder by the size of a peanut. I mean it. Always disappearing, I'm fearing. The end of Uncle Ray is quickly nearing. Okay, hit the head, best not be nowhere dead. Mikey, think he should be fast, cause it's trip number 10. So then I know she likes her job and she's grateful. But she got more H2O than no faithful.
Know what? She wanted to ride in my Viper. But I said, oh no, not without a diaper. My best friend say she a little bit hyper. I don't care what none of y'all say. I still like her. I ain't saying there's a girl better. But she ain't messing with a small black. Now I ain't saying there's a girl better. She always peed. I think she messes with a small bladder. Works for me. Blush it down, girl, go flush it down. Works for me. Great calisthenics. Works for me. Blush it down, girl, go flush it down. Works for me. Blush it down, girl, go flush. Go ahead.
You can go to the bathroom. Thank you. She does have a very small bladder. All right. Let's see. Should we take some phone calls? Yeah. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, is this Mikey? Uh-huh. Hey, is Skye going to sing Jewel again this year? Ah, yes, on the big Mikey Show. That is the question, isn't it? Yeah. I've been waiting for this day for one year, dude. I'm getting ready. Well, listen, I do believe that we should tell people a couple of the songs that we're going to be singing. And the reason is because I think it makes people tune in later instead of just springing them on them.
I will be singing. I'll give you one of the songs that I'll be singing. And I may only sing one. Who knows? Some of us are only going to sing once. Maybe we should just give what our opening number will be. Yeah, why don't we give our opening number? My opening number will be The Eagles' Peaceful Easy Feeling. Oh, my. Eddie? It doesn't really show off your vocals, but... You know what I did? I tried to pick a song that I felt like I could still sing at 5 o'clock this afternoon. Interesting strategy. By the way, right now my voice feels perfect. Good.
I do not feel that I have, you know, I feel like if we were to do Mikey's show right now, I feel like I got the pipes. You got four hours until that. Three hours. We're doing that at five. Oh. Oh, my. Okay. So I will be doing Eagle's Peaceful Easy Feeling. Eddie, what will you open with? I'm going to bring the house down right away. Oh, goodness. With a little 80s hair metal from back in the day. We're going to do Sweet Child of Mine, G&R. Look at you. Look at you.
Oh, goodness. Skye, what will be your opening number? I will be opening with Lisa Loeb's stay. Oh. I'm disappointed. No Jewel, man. You know what? I thought about it, and I had a conversation, and I was definitely given the impression by another member of this show that if I did go with my Jewel number, I would get S for hours and hours. Yeah, she would have never heard the end of it if she tried to pull her jewel magic all over again. Oh, you just wait, though.
I would be sitting in a chair pantsless. Well, listen, dude. I got some Lisa Lowe magic, dude. You don't know. Okay. You don't know what's up. All we know is that the magic was in the jewel, okay? Well, we'll see. You take jewel out of it, we'll see how much magic you got, all right, kid? All right, dude, keep listening. We'll tell you who everybody else is going to do. Yeah, I want to hear this. And, Shawnee, oh boy, what will you be opening with? Yeah, what you got, Chip? Blondie, The Tide Is High. You've got to be kidding me. I don't even know that song. You've got to be kidding me.
Is that a popular song? Damn right. The tide is high, but I'm moving on. Well, you're going to sing it way better than him. Yeah. Well, he's going to scream it. Yeah, well, he's going to sing it. He's going to scream it. Hey, Shawnee, me and the pig's got your back, bro. Thank you. You did, too, Scream, last year. I did not scream. Yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, you were practically out of your chair when you were doing it. Hey, listen. I got Rob. Hey, Sean, green ain't their color, dude. Jewel, dude, come on. Suit them. Whatever. Come on. Boston Rob and Ashley are joining in the action this year.
That's right. Boston Rob, what will be your opening number? Recording artist, Boston Rob. Yeah, but recording is, see, it's almost not fair. I mean, he's got experience recording music. You know, well, I was going to bring you back to some 90s hip-hop and represent my Boston style and do some House of Pain Jump Around. Is that right? I was going to do Jump Around. You're not going to do the big hit, Binge Drinking. Yeah. Mikey Show Productions. B-Rizzle. Stupidest song ever written.
We be binge drinking, slurring words. We be getting sloppy and barking at girls. We be binge drinking, kicking it down in PB.