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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 18
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Dating etiquetteWho pays on datesGender rolesRadio show productionName changesCareer advancementIQ tests5th grade triviaMath challengesOn air pranksStudio banterTenacious D
The show opens with a "women's panel" featuring Gina, Allie, and Shauna discussing dating etiquette, specifically who should pay when a woman initiates a date, with caller Jason sharing his experience of feeling emasculated. Later, Mikey reveals that staff member Ashley was compelled by a previous program director to change her name from Sarah to Ashley to join The Mikey Show. The main segment involves a 5th-grade IQ test pitting Ashley, a San Diego State Dean's List student, against Missy's 11-year-old son, Nolan. Nolan consistently outperforms Ashley in both trivia and math challenges, leading to Ashley's frustration and the hosts teasing her about a "flight to Dumb Dumb Bell," though Nolan later clarifies he got all questions correct.
What happened, in order
Who Pays on a Date?
Gina, Mikey, Shauna, and caller Jason discuss the etiquette of who should pay when a woman asks a man out, especially for an expensive meal.
Jason's Emasculation
Caller Jason shares how he felt emasculated when his independent wife insisted on paying during their dating period.
Women's Panel Wrap-up
The hosts thank Gina, Allie, and Shawna for their insights on the "women's panel" discussion about dating etiquette.
Brother Sammy's Piccolo Mondo Recipe
The host asks Bobby Colonels to get Brother Sammy's Piccolo Mondo recipe for the website due to listener requests.
Sean's Hall & Oates Trivia
Sean struggles to get a trivia question, then correctly answers the first names of Hall and Oates.
Mikey Explains Ashley's Name Change
Mikey reveals that Ashley's previous program director made her change her name from Sarah to Ashley to allow her to join The Mikey Show.
Ashley vs. Nolan IQ Test Challenge
Missy and her 11-year-old son, Nolan, are brought into the studio as the "special guests" for a 5th-grade IQ test against Ashley.
5th Grade Trivia Showdown
Ashley struggles with questions about California state facts, sports teams, and defining 'idle,' while Nolan easily answers his trivia questions.
Math Challenge: Ashley vs. Nolan
Ashley and Nolan tackle two 5th-grade math problems, with Nolan correctly solving a complex decimal multiplication problem while Ashley guesses incorrectly.
Nolan Declared Smarter Than Ashley
Nolan is officially declared smarter than Ashley, having answered more questions correctly, leading to Ashley's frustration and excuses.
"Flight to Dumb Dumb Bell" Joke
The hosts tease Ashley about her poor performance, asking what time her 'flight to Dumb Dumb Bell' is leaving, which offends her.
Nolan Corrects His Score
Nolan interjects to correct the hosts, stating he got all six questions right and even earned bonus points for answering Ashley's questions.
People mentioned
GinaMikeyShaunaJasonAllieBobby ColonelsBrother SammySeanSkyeAshleyMissyNolanEddieJim FlorentineDetailP1 DavidBoston Rob
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can't pay. I asked you out. Honest? I would, but you know what? I would pay, honestly, and I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I would be so happy. No, I would be really happy that he offered, because that would show me the kind of person that he was that he actually has it in him to offer. Gina, you have to put the honest cap on. Are you telling me for real that if he said, let me get this, you would allow him? No. I would pay for it? You would pay for it. I would pay for it, but I would call. $350 tab at Ruth's Chris. $350? That's a different story. No, I'm just kidding. You know what, though? If
you asked a guy out, and he just said what Mikey said, and then said, oh, well, if you're asking me out, let's go to Ruth's Chris, I'd be like, you know what? Wait a second. Wait a second. I don't think I really want to go out with you after all. Wait a second. And he orders, like, the prime rib with the lobster. Wait a minute, ladies. Where are you? Meal ticket. Not do that. Or do that. I mean, okay, Shauna, 37, go ahead. What would you, what do you think of this? I agree. I think that I would hope if I asked a guy out, I would hope that he would offer to pay. And I would say, you know what, I asked you out, I've got this one.
And then I would hope that we would have such a great time that the next one he would pick up. And then every time after that, he would have heard it. Now, you've got to understand. Now, you've got to understand where I'm coming from, Jason. I am a guy who, when my wife and I were dating, I would not let her pay. And she used to get kind of irritated about it. Like, listen, she finally pulled me over one time and said, you know, I'm kind of an independent woman. You know, it makes me kind of feel a little goofy, you know, when every time you're paying. Like, I can pay everyone. And I finally said, okay, and I'm telling you, it was so emasculating to me.
It really did, I felt like I was losing a little masculinity and letting her put her credit card down. Now that we're married, honey, why don't you pick this up, will you? No, and I totally agree with that. The girlfriend that I'm with now, we've been together for two years. And I, on a 99.9% basis, I'm always paid, always paid, always paid. And I don't have a problem with that. But there have been instances, and that's why I thought the call, where we've gone out, she's like, hey, let's go out, okay, we're there. And on the way, I'm like, oh, just so you know, I'm running a little low on cash, so let's not go full throttle tonight.
Well, wait, because that totally changes. If you've been going out with a girl for two years and it's... No, no, no, I just meant that that's what made me bring up the idea of the question. Oh, okay. I got you. I got you. But in my relationships, there have been times where we've gone out and I say, hey, I'm running a little low. Get paid, you know, paid at the end of the week. And we get there. And she'll say on the way, oh, yeah, no, no, don't worry about it. It's fine. It's fine. I got it. And like you said, Mikey, yeah, in a relationship where it's been a couple years, you don't necessarily mind as much. Well, can I just say something really quick?
Yeah, go ahead, Gina. First of all, I don't think you should ever, ever tell a girl that you're running low on cash. Oh, but if they've been going out for two years, we live together. It's not like she doesn't know, you know. But no, I think if you say that and you've been in a relationship with her for a while like that, that's fine. Then the girls should pick it up, especially if you're paying for 90% of the things. And I absolutely think she should pick it up. Hey, Jason, great phone call, man. I really appreciate it, okay? I love your show. Take care. Thanks, man.
Hey, you guys were great. Thank you. It was the first women's panel. The women's panel is great because you really can't get some insight. Gina, Allie, Shawna, thank you guys for doing this for us. Thanks, Mike. Appreciate it. Maybe one of these days we'll do this again. I like it. I'm just going to stay here. Yeah, we got to kick you out. That's Shawna, our program director, who, by the way, is still at work. It's 435. Oh, funny. Now I'm really staying here. All right, Eddie. Let's get Eddie in here. I know you would get in there, except that Shauna is sitting in your seat.
Thanks, gals. Bye. Appreciate it. Three lovely ladies came in. Thank God. That's a real... Answered some questions. Hey, by the way, Colonels, Bobby Colonels, I need you to come in and take my brother. He's going to give you the recipe for the meal that... Sam, yell it out again. Piccolo Mondo. Piccolo Mondo. And P1's are writing us and asking us if we could put it on the website. So when he tells you, and then also see if you can find it on, like, a website, a picture of it. So you can post a picture of it and then, you know, put, like, Brother Sammy's, you know, recipe for it and blah, blah, blah, and then list it out. So come grab him, take him, then he can come back in.
Before you do any of that stuff, though, you need to find Sean and Skye. I don't know where they are. Where did they go? I have no idea. Like, we need to find them for this next thing we're doing. You don't know where they are? There they are. Hey, welcome back. Hey, can I go to the bathroom? Yeah, go ahead. I got to get fresh air. I got to get fresh air. Oh, yeah, you have to answer a trivia question. Oh, man. Yeah. I got to answer a trivia question. I thought that was only for an hour. All right, who's giving it? All right, I'll give myself a trivia question. No, no.
Mike, what's one plus one? No. Oh, dumb. Give me a break. Who's giving it to me? I don't know. Who's got the question? What do you think? I don't know. I don't. We don't have any. No, we don't have any. I didn't have any. I had to make one up. Oh, you did? I thought someone was supposed to write them for us. Would you think I had questions in front of me? What are you, show prep around here or what? Give me a break then. I can go to the bathroom. What are Hall and Oates, what are their first names? Daryl Hall, John Oates. Oh, bravo.
Thank you very much. Let it go. Good job. All right. Anything you guys want to discuss? Oh, thank God. No more chit-chat. I'll tell you that. How did that go? Well, you weren't listening. Well, we were listening outside. I mean, yeah, whatever. I mean, to each their own with their opinions and whatnot. Well, do they have anything good to say? Well, they're chicks. Well, yeah, they're like women. That's what I'm not going to say except chick stuff. Okay, give me a break with that. Blah, blah, blah, that's all I heard. Oh, I'm sure.
I'm not even playing with you. I'm sure. Yeah, here's what I heard. Yeah, pretty much. All right. God, who's wearing my headphones? Jeez. The Elephant Man. Obviously. Hey, guys. What? Heads up. Because Ashley and Rob and Mikey are all out of the studio right now. The next thing we're going to do, we're going to mess with Ashley. Yeah, what is that? Okay. Missy has brought in her son, Nolan. Yeah. Okay. We're going to test. Nolan is in what grade, Sky? Fifth.
He just started the sixth grade. So he just finished fifth grade. Yeah. We're going to give them a fifth grade test and see who can do better. I love that. Oh, that's nice. I love that. She's dead. That is great. Oh, I can't wait for that. What's up, Sarah? These are energy drinks from P1 David. Oh, thank you, Sarah. Oh, P1 David and the energy drinks. Front desk bringing us more deliciousness. He put them in his freezer all day. So they're frozen? So they're ice cold? Yeah. Oh, they're not hard.
I'm shaking them up. Oh, I keep doing that and they will be. Okay. No need to be a pervert. What's Sean doing? What is Sean doing? We don't need that. I'm going to give her an energy drink necklace. Okay. That's pretty disgusting. Okay. Well, thank you so much for bringing those in. That's great. That's nice. Yeah, I think we have more stuff to drink than... I know. There's so much... Do you need a bucket? Well, yeah. No. Okay.
I don't know what we're laughing about. You're just precious to me. All right. Oh, now what? What's going on now? More people? There's just stuff all over the place. Okay, we're having fun. All right, bye. How many more hours do we have left? I don't know. What time is it? It's 4. It's 4.38. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, look who's back. Oh. Hi, Precious. How are you doing, Precious? I was giving the listeners kisses. That's weird. I was giving some love. All right. I'm going to go out to the phone. Thank you. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Wait a second.
You're not the phone screener. Yeah. Hey, Sean. Hello, my dear. Ah, interesting. All right. Oh, I love it when you're in the big mic. That's right, baby. What up, Eddie? Oh, God. Yeah. Captain my captain. Yeah. Here we go. All right. Take a look. See ya. All right. Mikey Show. What up? What up? What you doing, detail? Hey, you guys like Ed? The call that special Ed earlier or what? We were very confused with that. We actually know Jim Florentine, who does special ed. So we weren't sure if he was calling in or not, and you really confused us.
Chris. Well, thank you for really ruining our show. Not bad. Good job. Hello. How you doing, Mikey? That's good. That's a good impression. Detail. All right. Peace out. Mikey show. Yo, what up? Yeah, what up, dog? Break it down. Check it back. I'm driving on the road. Am I on the air? Yes! What do you want? Oh, man. Ah, sick. Alright, Google. Anyways, I had a question for Ashley. Why were they calling her Sarah on the radio show? Is her real name Sarah?
Is it Ashley? I'd like to answer that. Oh, Mikey has an answer. Oh, here's Mikey. Well, my real name's Ashley. I wonder why. What was that? My name's Ashley. Okay. So how come they called you Sarah on the other show? I don't know. to answer that oh hi mikey hi what up yeah the answer to that question is oh no there was a program director at the radio station that she used to work for and that program director was approached by my program director and my program director said listen we have a very big opportunity
for sarah we'd like her to join the mikey show and uh it's you know it's a full-time job with benefits and the whole deal and that program director over at the other radio station um really didn't want to do that and uh really had a problem with doing that and so in order for her to agree to let sarah advance her career and do something wonderful for herself she told her she had to change her name and so we changed her name to uh ashley i thought of a hot girl name and i liked ashley so i gave her the name ashley
and uh she actually likes that name now better than her own damn name she prefers ashley more than she prefers sarah and to me the same thing happened with sky uh sky's a lori but nobody knows is at. She's Skye. And every time I look at Ashley, I don't... It's Ashley. It's not Sarah anymore. So, anyway, that's the story behind why. Alright, cool. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Ashley, you don't know what's about to happen, but I would like to give you a little surprise.
What? Let's go ahead and bring our special guest into the main FM air studio. This is awesome. Eminem? No, it is not Eminem. Shoot. Close. We're going to bring him into the on-air studio. 50 cents? It is not. Damn. Ladies and gentlemen, you recognize this lovely face as the face of our midday disc jockey, Missy, and... Hi, everybody. The lovely face with her is her young son, Nolan. Nolan, have a seat. How are you, buddy?
Good. Good to see you, man. How old are you? 11. 11 years old. Hi, Noli-poly. Okay. All right, now. Noli. Stop it. My boy. Now, Nolan, let me ask you. Do you know Ashley? Yes. Yeah, you do? Okay. Where we go way back. Now, Nolan, 11 years old, what grade is that? Six. Sixth grade. All right, I'm going to write some facts down about Nolan. You got a very pretty mom. I'm sure you've heard that before. Yeah, him and Ashley were in third grade together. No, we were not. No, we were not.
It was her 17th attempt. So Nolan is 11 years old. And give me the grade again. Sixth. Sixth grade. Important for folks listening at home to note that. Are you nervous, baby? No. Of course he's not. I know, he was born and raised. I don't know what the hell. What we thought we would do, Ashley. What? Is we would have a little, like a little contest. And the contest will be Ashley versus Nolan in an IQ test. What?
Well, why would you do a thing like that? Well, the reason is because we know that you sometimes brag about how you are on the dean's list at San Diego State. I don't brag. I just state the facts. You just state the facts. Correct. And I thought to myself, I would bet that the average 11-year-old, comprehension-wise, I'm not going to say smarter, I mean, that's just stupid, but I would say comprehension-wise, the average... Okay, already. Meaning the amount of information that they can store in their brains is about on par with Ashley, okay?
And as a matter of fact, I said, in fact, I would bet that the average 11-year-old probably knows more than Ashley. and could probably comprehend more than Ashley. No question. No question, Michael. How dare you? No question. He's half my age, Papa. I understand that. I understand that. However, I believe he's a smart kid. Now, Skye? Okay, so let me explain to you real quick, Mikey, the trivia sheet. So what you're going to want to do is they have similar questions. Like the first question is state trivia.
So Ashley will have a question, and then Nolan will have a question, and so forth, and so on through number four, and then there's two math questions at the end, and they both get the same math answer, and then we'll have to, like, write it down and show it to us. Does that make sense, Mikey? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, so, in other words, what I, Sky, just to review, I'm going to ask Ashley her question number one, then I'm going to ask Nolan his question number one. Okay. Brain turn on. Ready? Okay. I'm ready.
All right, are we ready? Uh, Sean, do you have the yes and no buzzer, the correct and not correct buzzers? I'm going to need those. This is silly. Noli-poly, I'm sorry if I kick your butt. Uh, excuse me. That's what happens when you have a 10-7 ESAT and when you are going to SDSU. That's what happens. He doesn't even know what that is. When you're on the team's list. So, uh, I apologize. Question number one, Ashley. Okay.
Let's do it this way What? Ashley, what is the California state motto? Where's the sunshine state? Ashley, that is incorrect The California state motto is... Eureka! What? And the Sunshine State is Florida. Nolan, are you ready for your question?
I don't know about that. Nolan, you've got to talk right in that microphone for me. You ready, buddy? Yeah. Nolan, 11 years old, 6th grade, competing against Ashley, 22 years old, Dean's List, San Diego State. I'd also like to point out that these are actual test questions from a 5th grade test. That is correct. This is 5th grade trivia. Nolan, what is the California state flower? The golden poppy. That is correct. Oh, my God. Just like that. Well, that was easy.
Well, that was easy. You knew that? Yeah, that was easy. You knew that? Yep. You liars. Well, I did. Ashley. Yeah. Question number two. Oh, man. Name three California hockey teams. The Sharks? That is one. Whoa. The hawks. That is incorrect. The eagles.
Okay. All right. Thank you, Ashley. Can I answer that? Sure, Nolan. You want to? Yeah, go ahead. Stop hogging my thunder, Nolan. Yeah, go ahead, Nolan. Yeah, stop hogging her thunder. Don't hog her thunder. Now, understand, if you get this wrong, it's fine. I mean, it's extra credit for you. The ducks, the kings, and the sharks. That is correct. Good boy. You got all of them. Man after my own heart. Well, he's a boy. He knows the sport. He got all of them. Because he knows sports. Kids all right. That's right.
Nolan, are you ready? Yeah. Your next question is, name three California football teams. I'll put them in alphabetical order. Oh, I know. The 49ers, the Chargers, and the Raiders. That is correct. This kid is awesome. That's awesome. In your face, girl. That's awesome. Look at Ashley, so irritated. She's so irritated. I don't like this.
She's so irritated. Ashley, your next question is, what words in this sentence are synonyms? Again, this is fifth-grade trivia. Yes. Ashley, 22 years old. Go. Dean's List, San Diego State University. Dingbat. Partially retarded. You're right, not partial. What words in this sentence are synonyms? Okay. His salary was much higher than her hourly wages. Again, Ashley, what words in that sentence are synonyms?
I'll give you the sentence one more time. His salary was much higher than her hourly wages. Okay. It could be one of two things. It could either be... What? It could either be... Skye, what are you thinking when she said that? What did you just... There's a two-part answer to this. Will you please? Will you please? Two-part answer. It could either be salary and hourly wages, or it could be his and her. Thank you.
Okay. Okay. I'm frightened. I need one answer from you, and I'm going to ask you the question again, which, by the way, Nolan has not needed. My brain hurts. What words in this sentence are synonyms, Ashley? Synonyms, same thing. It means the same thing. Here is, here is the sentence. was much higher than her hourly wages. Okay, well, I'm going to go with my instinct here.
Bad idea. And say salary and hourly wages mean the same thing. She is partly correct. The correct answer is salary and wages. I'm going to give her that one. Oh, okay. In your face, Nolan. And he's applauding for you. In your face, Nolan. He's applauding for you. He's applauding for you. You're doing a good sport. Up in your face. You're going against an 11-year-old. What do you want now? Here you go.
The first one you got right. All right, Nolan, you ready? Yeah. What words in this sentence are synonyms? The lost puppy had filthy paws and a dirty coat. Filthy and dirty. That was an easy one. You are correct. He's stealing all my answers. How is he stealing? How is that possible? How is that possible? Yes, Nolan, thank you. Thank you. Nolan, thank you for stating the obvious. How is that possible?
Nolan, you pipe down. He's stealing all my answers, and that's why he's winning. All right. Last question for you in the trivia portion, okay? You ready, Ashley? Define the word idle. Define the word idle. I-D-O-L-E. Yeah, let me spell it for you. Yeah, please. Thank you. I-D-L-E. Oh, look at her brain. It's squeaking out.
It's like something got sprained. I mean, it was like... Seriously. Bonk. Bonk. Wee. I-D-L-E. Oh, my God. Ashley, define the word idle, I-D-L-E. Okay, it's, can I think it out loud? It's not a ladle, and it's not someone you look up to. It's not, like, the end of the word.
This is what's happening in her head. All right, um, you're distracting me, will you please? I can't, I can't, okay, um, okay, I'm going to, you know, there has to be a time, there has to be a time limit on this. Choo-choo, all aboard, shut up, we're going to stupid town. You are not allowed to talk right now. You're coming down.
Oh, that is brilliant, brilliant. Oh, can you just say the question one more time? Because now I forgot. Like. I mean, are you kidding me? No, seriously. Oh, come on. By the way, I want to point out that in this fifth grade trivia, Nolan has not needed one question rephrased to him. That's because he gets all the easy ones. All right, Ashley. I've answered yours. Noli, I told you, type down. You're not allowed to talk when it's my turn.
Ashley, define the word, and sometime before the 28-hour show ends. Idle? I-D-L-E. It's a way of accentuating words. That is incorrect. I put it at the end of words. I know that one. Go ahead, Nolan. Lazy or not active? That is correct. What are you talking about? That is correct. It's the truth. Like idling. An idol is like somebody, like, okay, here's the idols.
The best idol of all was Kelly Clarkson. Right, the show where I think I said it. Yeah, but after her, Justin Guarini, and last year, the black girl that won. She was good. Yes, Flapped Asia. I don't think this is fair. Ashley out. No, Ashley in. Nolan? Yeah. Define the following word. And again, listen, the same thing for Ashley is for you. You're in the general area. You're correct. Define the following word.
And I'll spell it for you. Brief. B-R-I-E-F. Brief. I want to say short. That is correct. That was an easy one. I am going to give you both a math question. You may write it down and work it out, and then I need you to hand me your pieces of paper so I can see your answers. Awesome. Are you ready, Nolan? Yeah. Are you ready, Ashley? Totally. Here you go.
What is 4.35 times 76.2? Oh, crap. One more time. What is 4.35 times 76.2? Is that on fifth grade? Yeah, I know. That's fifth grade. I'm just learning this stuff. He's just learning it, but he's working it out. You see him with his pen? Okay, this is going to take me a second. All right. A second?
Yeah, Ashley, no abacus, okay? What does fresh fish have to do with this? That's it. You're not distracting me. Never mind. I don't understand the question. Can you rephrase it or spell it? Shut up, Papa. I'm focusing. Can you spell 4.35? What language is 76.2? Nolan's working.
Ashley is working. They both got their pens in their hand. There's smoke coming out of her studio. I know. Something burning in there. I have the answer. What is algebra? Shut up, Uncle Nana. I have my answer. Ding, ding. Do I win because I got mint first? Ding, ding, ding. It doesn't matter that you got it first. We got to see who's right. Pass that to somebody who can bring it in to me, Ashley. Okay. Give it to Bobby Kernels. And Nolan, take your time. Take your time, Nolan. It's not a question of, like, doing it fast. That's not it.
It's just who gets it correct. Not everybody's quite the mathematician I am. It's okay, Noli. I see. I see. Can you repeat the question? Oh, repeat. Yeah, you want me to repeat the question? Yes. What is 4.35 times 76.2? Damn. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would not know how to even begin to figure that out. Bam, bam, bam. It hurts my hand. I know. I'm not good at math. And by the way, this is a fifth grade trivia question. That's right. I'm all over that one.
And you feel you have the correct answer. Bam, bam, bam. I'm all in on that one. All right. Well, we'll find out. Bring it over to me, Bobby Colonels. Who else has the answer? Nolan, take your time, buddy. This is not a speed question. Hurry up, Nolan. You better hurry up because you better hurry. Hey, come on. Let him work, Nolan. You better hurry up, Nolan. Let him work. He's working. No pressure. Stop it. He's 11 years old. He's an 11-year-old boy for crying out loud. Jesus. Cut her off. No kidding, huh? Nolan's working it out.
I'm starting to get confused. You want me to give it to you again, Nolan? Okay, I'm just going to have to guess on this. Okay, write down an answer. He's so cute, though. Look how cute he is. When you write, you're going to win. Let me see. You must show your work. Okay. Ashley answered. 467.0. Nolan answered.
331.470. The correct answer is. 331.470. Are you kidding me? That is not possible. Come on. I want to see his work. Are you kidding? You can come look at it. You can come look at it. It's all scratched out here on paper. Yeah, she's really coming in here. She's really coming in here. Get out of here. She's coming in. This is great. Look at this, Ashley. Wow. Actually, look, look. Here it is. That's his.
That's his answer. I just guessed. 331.470. That's yours. I swear I didn't do any shenanigans. That's not right. I swear, look at the answer. Oh, by the way, you can't see the other answer. I was looking at the other one. All right, you see that, though? Look, I got my hands. You see that? That's wrong. You better get a mathematician to double-check that. Yeah, we'll get a mathematician. It won't be you. All right. Oh, I know she's pissed. She's an idiot, Sean. All right, one more question.
It's a math question. You guys ready? Are you guys ready? No, I'm pissed. All right, here we go. Last question, you could redeem yourself. Let me just, hang on a second, let me just write Nolan's name next to the correct answer. Okay, we get it. That's great. Real nice. Good thing we're not asking her to spell Nolan. All right, it's real swell. Okay, your next question is, the school store sells paper with or without binder holes. It is available in white or in yellow. The paper comes in three sizes.
How many choices of paper do students have when buying paper at the school store? One more time, Nolan. I'm going to read this to both of you. Ashley, Nolan, I'm going to read it again. Whoa, I'm lost. Whoa, yeah. The school store sells paper with or without binder holes. It is available in white or in yellow. The paper comes in three sizes. How many choices of paper do students have when buying paper at the school store? When you have your answer, write it down for me.
Nolan's turning his in already. I was trying to work that one. I've got to make one of those square things. just to make sure he was right. Yeah. He did it twice to figure it out. I'm going to do it four more times if you want me to. Huh? Okay, show off. No, show off. But I could. Okay. Well, if I'm a man in the morning for two to twelve. It's happening inside my brain right now.
I could just get this music to stop running through my head. But I love it so much. La la la la la la la. What are we doing again? Carry the seven. And carry the seven. And carry the seven minus two equals I don't know. Come on, Ashley. Write it down, write it down. Bobby Colonels, go get it.
Uh-oh. Here it comes. By the way, Nolan turned his in two minutes ago. Will you please with that? Yeah, when you were the first one, you were all over it. Okay, Bobby Colonels, hand in her work. Ashley came up with 12, and Nolan came up with 12. Really? The correct answer is 12. That's what I'm talking about. Nice work. All right, so let me do magical math now. It seems here that Nolan got four out of six questions correct,
And Ashley got two out of those questions. Nolan, you are officially smarter than Ashley. Thank you very much. What the heck is that? You know I've been on the air for 11 hours. My brain is a little mushy. Why are you going to spring that up on me? I've been in school all day. But no, Lou, you fly down. Yeah, that's right.
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I know we've got to do traffic at some point. Yeah, do we, Ashley? Ashley's pissed. Look at her. She is so mad right now. Ashley? Furriated. In your face. Um, yeah, what do you mean? Ashley, we were just going to ask you. Yeah. What time the flight is leaving tonight? What? What time is the flight leaving tonight? What flight? The flight to Dumb Dumb Bell! Oh, that really offended me.
Ashley, when are we doing traffic? I'm going to make the call right now. That was the most offended look she's ever had. Oh, she was so offended. Sean, what are you doing? I won't have this. What is he doing? I don't know. I haven't done anything. And he's putting on his sunglasses again that have the blinders on the side. You know, what are you going to win, place or show? I wear my sunglasses at night. I see. Oh, you're so cool. Oh, Colonels, could I please have one of those? Yeah, what do you, you know what I need? I need a decaffeinated Diet Coke. Decaffeinated.
Decaffeinated. I told you it's caffeine-free. And mix that with a little bit of regular Coke, okay? I told you it's caffeine-free. Little Coke, little Diet Coke. I'm watching my figure. Half-calf. Okay, half-calf. Ugh. Wish we had that bit. do we have the tenacious dcd in the building i have it in my in my car is it got cussing in that bit uh i want to say yes we should have somebody bleep it missy says she has the edited version you do miss you do have drive-thru you have drive-thru on your button bar on her b-bar do you know how to just uh find it missy's gonna come and put it up for you all right yeah
go ahead miss do you know how to do it i don't know how to do it and nolan says he wants to dispute you on the fact he got six out of six right i didn't get any wrong oh he didn't get any no and he actually he didn't get any wrong you got six right and then he also got two half bonus points for answering ashley's question that is correct you're right i stand correct nolan you're right you didn't get any wrong it's not letting her button bar come up well Well, can I do it from Ashley's studio? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's edited?
That drive-through bit at Tenacious D, if you've never heard it, is so funny. Oh, goodness, it's warm in here. Maybe we can get Jeff and Jer's air conditioner to come in. Yeah, can we... Why is it so damn hot? Can we just move that tube down? Part of it, Sean, is that you've got an undershirt and a full shirt over it, you know? Hey, hey, hey. Nothing wrong with undershirts. Thank you, Boston Rob. I love undershirts. Oh, jeez. How should we get through the day? I was looking out for the guy. And plus, they really come in helpful when you're homeless. You know, the fur shirt can come off.
It works as a blanket. You're not homeless. I'm just saying, in case of. Yeah, well, you're not homeless. Did we get the recipe? Sam, the recipe's going? Okay, cool. Bobby Kernels is all over that. We just did the first ever IQ test between Ashley and Nolan. Nolan, he's right. He got six out of six. What's going on, Eddie? You realize what time it is. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm not up for it. I'm not either.
I'm not ready. Can I have a lozenge? Oh, yeah. I need a lozenge. Damn it. Why does this always happen? Well, we'll play this. When I'm feeling the worst. Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee. Bumblebee. Hey, we have the tenacious tea thing if you want to play it. Let's play that. Where is it? Okay, I'm putting it on the second one that we have. I'm going to take it real quick while you have it. So it's right there. It's on number two? Yeah, it's on our second one in white. The human torch was denied a bank loan. How now, brown cow? How now, brown cow? All right.
Click down twice. Click down twice. Got it, got it. Let me play this tenacious beat. She said it's really edited, but... Okay, take a listen.