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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 36
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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The Mikey Show continues its 28-hour marathon, with hosts and staff like Ashley, Eddie, and Skye battling extreme fatigue, exacerbated by a recent time change. A central segment features an on-air experiment where "nice guy" intern Bobby Kernels and "rude guy" Boston Rob compete to get phone numbers from women, with Bobby ultimately declared the winner despite some awkward attempts. The show also sets up a dance-off, pairing Ashley with Eddie and Boston Rob with Skye, who openly expresses disappointment in her partner's unenthusiastic approach. Callers like Adam, Jonathan, and Sean interact with the show, with Sean notably questioning Skye's sudden burst of energy.
What happened, in order
Rob's Cough Drop & Energy Drink Overload
The host teases Rob about consuming a whole pack of Vicks cough drops and multiple energy drinks, making him feel unwell.
P1 Adam's Call & Skye's 'Chronic' Remark
A long-time listener, P1 Adam, calls in to ask about Bobby Colonel's past hypnosis and makes a crude joke about bringing 'chronic' to Skye.
Marathon Exhaustion & Time Change Confusion
The hosts, including Ashley and Eddie, discuss their extreme tiredness during the 28-hour marathon, made worse by a recent time change.
P1 Jonathan Asks About 'Hot Seat'
Caller P1 Jonathan asks if the show will revive the 'Hot Seat' segment, where personal questions are asked, but the hosts firmly refuse due to past problems.
P1 Sean Questions Skye's 'Medicine'
P1 Sean calls in to imply Skye took 'medicine' because she suddenly seems happy after appearing tired during a previous segment.
Nice Guy vs. Rude Guy Dating Experiment
The show introduces an experiment where intern Bobby Kernels (nice guy) and Boston Rob (rude guy) try to get phone numbers from women using their distinct approaches.
Boston Rob's 'Roofie Colada' Pickup Line
Audio plays of Boston Rob's aggressive pickup technique, including his infamous 'roofie colada' line, which surprisingly yields a number from a seemingly intoxicated woman.
Bobby Kernels' Awkward Pickup Attempts
Audio showcases Bobby Kernels' polite but often awkward attempts to get numbers, frequently leading to dead air and missed conversational opportunities.
Boston Rob's 'Cooking Good Looking' Line
A memorable audio clip of a heavily intoxicated Boston Rob slurring the pickup line 'Hey, it's cooking good looking' to a woman, resulting in silence.
Dating Experiment Results & Winner
The results are tallied, revealing that 'nice guy' Bobby Kernels secured more phone numbers (4 yeses) than 'rude guy' Boston Rob (2 yeses), making Bobby the clear winner.
Dance-Off Partner Reveal & Song Choices
The teams for the upcoming dance-off are announced: Ashley & Eddie, and Boston Rob & Skye, with Skye expressing disappointment in Rob's lack of enthusiasm and their song choices are revealed ('My Humps' and 'Hollaback Girl').
People mentioned
MikeyRobSeanAdamAshleyEddieSkyeJonathanNikkiAllieBobby KernelsBoston RobJay
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Press. He says he's been involved with the issue of poverty and he's been studying it for about a year and a half now. So that obviously makes him an expert. Congrats. Does he go to poverty school? Maybe. Who knows? Poverty college? Give me a break. Sean, hang in there, man. I'm here. I'm right with you, dude. Did you go throw up, Rob? Are you going to? No? What are you doing? What's Rob doing? I don't know. He's hanging out. How you doing, my good man? You're a good kid. How are you feeling? I think I have two energy drinks. Say that in the microphone. I think I'm going to let go soon. I had a couple energy drinks. You're going to get sick? Maybe a little bit. I've been eating these cough drops all day, so I think that has something to do with it. Cough drops? Yeah. I had a whole pack of Vicks cough drops. I just finished them. I don't think that's healthy. That's got to be just awful sitting in his stomach.
Just churning and bobbling. No, no, I'm not trying to make him sick. I'm just saying it's like an awful combination. A lot of menthol in me right now. Yeah. It doesn't feel good. No. But, you know, you live and learn. You're a good kid. I love this guy. No. He is. But you live and learn. I love that kid. Have a good one. Have a good one. Hey, Rob, have a good one. Mikey Show. Fine. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Adam. What's up, Adam? Hey, is Bobby Colonel still hypnotized? No, he came out of it. Oh, so if you say booger, he won't. Not anymore. Chicken. Not anymore. He came out of it. All right. Dude, you've been listening a long time. Mikey Show. What's up? You guys are still out? Yeah, man. We've been up since 6 o'clock yesterday morning.
Oh, dude, you guys must be tired. Yep, we're very tired, bro. A little bit. Hey, tell Skye I can bring her some chronic, and I'm not talking about the interview. All right, get out of here. That's my boy. Ashley, what was the toughest time for you? Right now. Now? Me too, man. Three o'clock between two and, like, whatever. It's the toughest time, but I hit it again about five. You too, Eddie, right? Yeah, I'm struggling. Isn't it about five that we usually kind of go bing and we kind of come back around again? Well, I mean, it's kind of different. You know, this year has been different. I mean, normally that weird time for me is in the afternoon. That's when I nap. And then this time I usually am like wide awake and kind of helping you out. You guys have to consider something. What? It is five minutes to 4 a.m., which means it's 4 a.m. Stupid. But what you have to consider is. It's really 5 a.m. Because we had a time change. And we're not completely used to that. Does that mean we're leaving at 9? Because it's really technically 10? No, it doesn't. But what it does mean is that we're really leaving at 11. Weak! Well, thanks for pointing that out. That was great. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's why we're so darn dragon butt, you know. Your butt's dragon. Our butts are dragon. Our butts are like a dragon. Rawr!
Okay. Let's do this freaking dance-off so I can get energized. Mikey Show. You want to do the dance-off? I don't care. All right, we'll do it here in about five, ten minutes. Mikey Show, hello. I don't know if the kids can do it. Hello? Hello. Yeah, go ahead. You're on the air. This is P1 Jonathan. What's up, Jonathan? Not much. Just hanging out here, man. What can I do for you? I had a question. Uh-huh. The first time I ever heard about your show, it was about a year ago. It was still at night. And you were doing this segment. where you guys were asking each other a question, and it was like a big personal question. Hot seat. A hot seat. Oh, no, sir. And I was wondering if you guys were going to do that. The answer is no, no. No? No. Okay. Not even a chance in the world. It causes too many problems. Too many problems associated with a hot seat. When was the last time you guys... Oh, about a year ago. Yep. Yep. That was it. Awful. Awful. Thank you. No, thank you, man. No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. I really thank you. Punch my thanks into you. Mikey Show. Hey, how's it going? Punch my thanks into you? Go ahead. You're on the air. Hey, it's P1, Sean again. Hi. You know, between 7.30 and 8 o'clock this morning, I remember Skye saying that around 3 in the morning or so, she was going to hit her wall and have to take some medicine. And I couldn't help but notice during Willy Wonka that she was like, uh-huh.
And now all of a sudden she's real happy, so I'm wondering if she wants to take her medicine. I don't know what you're referring to, sir. No. I'm good, dude. Sky. What? I'm good. Did you go take medicine? I'm good. You. Fine. Everything's fine. Everybody's fine. Nikki. I don't know what you're talking about. Stop it. I pass on grass. Why is line three on hold? Oh, I don't know. I'll get them off. I'm sorry. Oh, hey, Mikey. Yeah. I have to pee. Are you kidding me? What do you mean, are you kidding me? She has to pee. I'm not kidding you. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. Just a little bit. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. She has to pee. You can't make me do anything.
Hey, Papa. Please really quickly go pee. You have a small bladder. I know. She's kind of funny. Is that really necessary right now? Yeah, she's a trifling. Oh, yeah. Friend indeed. Oh, what a small bladder. Come on, Eddie. Break it down, Eddie, just real quick. Come on. Oh, yeah. Go ahead, Ashley. Oh, that's jamming, dude. Uh, stories we missed? ID. Oh, I gotta do that, huh? Here we go.
The Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB, channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. Official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is... K-I-O-Z, San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. Damn it. All right, welcome back. We had a lot of really cool moments on the Mikey Show. I could play you a lot of this stuff. Should we play some of the cool moments on the mic? Come back, we'll do the dance off. All right. This was kind of funny earlier. Boston Rob and Bobby Kernel's kind of competing with one another to see who could get girls' phone numbers. All right, let's do this. We decided that we were going to have an experiment. And the experiment was going to be, who is more successful? Nice guys?
Or rude guys with women? Interesting. Do nice guys finish last? Or do nice guys finish first? Now, we have two very good examples of both. Intern Bobby Kernels is a very good... Bad guy. No. Oh, really? Intern Bobby Kernels is a great example of a good guy. Oh, yeah, he is. A sweet kid. The kind of kid that you would want your daughter to bring home. Yes. On the other hand, we've got Boston Rob. The self-proclaimed dirtbag. He is the guy that is going to throw down all of those cheesy lines on a woman. What? Could be your daughter. Cheesy? Could be your daughter he's throwing those lines down on. All in the attempt to get to one thing. And we all know what that is. Finding love. And catch on fire. I'm always looking for love. And bolt of lightning. I'm not saying what kind of love. You're not looking for Miss Wright.
You're looking at this right now. So we sent Boston Rob and Bonnie, uh, Bonnie Colonel. We sent Boston Rob and intern Bobby Colonel out. And we wanted them to try to get some phone numbers using their different approaches. And we tape recorded it. Would you like to hear? I would love it. All right. Want me to get you a drink? A round of waters on me? His famous line, by the way. His famous line. Like, he's so proud of it. As that's playing back in the air, I look in there, and he's got this big-ass eating grin with a toothpick in his mouth in there. I'm so proud of myself. I'm so cool. I'm so cool. Are you high society? Jesus. I'm trying to be nice over here.
All right. You want another roofie colada? His technique is to be a dick. Yeah, that's his technique. His technique is I'm a jerk. Would you like another roofie colada? No, I'm serious. So when are you going to give me a number? Dial it and it'll go in. Yeah. Oh. Did you get the number? You know it. She said, let me dial it in. So she's dialing it into your cell phone. Oh, my God, that worked? That's weak. She was wasted, by the way. Oh, she sounded mad. No, she was just got there. She was slurring. That whole Rupi Kalata thing might have been true. Yeah. Hey, you leave my techniques alone. You want to hear Bobby Kernels at work? Yes, give me Bobby. Please. It's Bobby Kernels. Moscow? Oh, wow. It's going to be like a... Nice member of society. I'm still in school right now. I'm doing communications. Yeah. Probably. Here comes the swoop. Here comes the swoop. How awkward is that silence? I know. Silence was dead. Let's go ahead and drive an Amtrak train through that dead space. It's like this. So, anyway.
Yeah. So, uh... Communications. This is the guy in communications. How ironic. Let's hear the rest. Let's hear the rest. Do you want anything after here? I'm going to go to bed at school. Oh, school. All right. Do you think I can get your number? Maybe I can call you a little again? Yeah. Look at Bobby. Guys doing fine. Guys doing fine. Wow. He's got the dark hair and the good looks. You know, he's still going to get somewhere with that. I got to know them. Wow, he's so much better than Rob. I'll say, Eddie. Eddie, I'll say. All right. Anyways, let's get back to the good stuff. What? All right, we will. Let's take a look at some of the good stuff over here.
Boy, I need some of that tea. Hey, can I get you a cigar while we listen back to somebody else over here? Hold me some scotch. Here's Boston Rob hitting on a girl again. What's going on, sexy? I like the way you're put together. How would I get that number? That's all right. That's all right. So just the hell no right out of the gate. Crash and burn. Yeah. Wow. You're going to make your rounds. Sorry about that, Rob. You're Bobby Colonels. School right now? Actually, I just moved from New Orleans. Really? New Orleans? Yeah. Wow. Did you have family down there? No, I didn't have any family there. I went to grad school there. Oh, yeah. To Loyola. And then when the hurricane came, I used to live in San Diego, so I decided to move back here. Oh, that's good. Yeah. What about yourself?
I've been out here for a couple years, you know, just doing school and stuff. It's working out. Yeah? What are you going to school for? I'm doing radar broadcasting communications. I'm sure you can tell by the sound of my voice. You know those awkward pauses? They teach you that in school. That's right. Now, see, my problem with this was, did you hear how... He could have interacted better. She said she's from New Orleans. Yeah, say something about that. Right off the bat, well, do you need a warm bed to stay in tonight? I know you guys have lost a lot, and I'm willing. Right off the bat. Are you a refugee? Exactly. Look at him. Of course he's a refugee. That's very interesting. What are you in school for? My master's in criminal justice. Oh, really? Criminal justice? Wow. That's very interesting. What do you want to do with that? I'd be in the back of the bar going, hey, can I get another? round of boring? Can we move it along there, buddy? There's so many ways to go with this. You tell her, what can I see for some beads? New Orleans, you have to. You are such an idiot. Well, no, what I do, Mike, I mean, Mikey. Mike, if I may. If I may. Let me teach you the way. Yeah, let me show you. Let me show you how you get a woman. I'm what they call a listener. I listen and I respond to my situation. Is that what they call it? Is that what they call it? Yeah.
I'm a romantic, Eddie. I can't help it. I'm sorry. That's who I am. But this game isn't about who's funny, who's boring, who's entertaining. I'm serious. It's about who gets the results. Who gets the results? Let's find out what happens. Let's go to law school. In the fall. We'll see. We'll see. My friend Evelyn. So what are you girls doing tonight? We're just hanging out. Yeah? Do you do anything after here? I mean, it's kind of dead, but, you know. Yeah, I'm pretty much asleep. Well, how about I get your number, and maybe I'll call you a little later? Like I said, I was in the hurricane, so I don't really have a house or anything. Oh, yeah. No, that's cool. No worries. Yeah, sorry. Well, talk to... I don't have a house. That's why you got to throw the... I got a nice warm bed. You got to work with what they give you. Maybe the worst turndown I've ever heard. Like there's not such a thing as cell phones, lady. Holy cow. Email. God. She might as well have said not no, but hell no. Yeah. Oh, that was bad. Bobby Kernels. All right. Let's see. Stupid Bobby. All right. All right. Don't be like that. Let's listen to Boston Rod. All four.
Hey, what's going on, sweetie? I picture him with no pants on walking up to the bar. Hey, what's going on there, sweetie? Leisure suit. Yeah, exactly. Hey, whoa, whoa. It's usually, you know, a beer in hand and a toothpick. Yeah, Ron Burgundy suit on. I can't afford that. Hey, he's taking out to grab a couple of drinks here. You want to get out here? Maybe I'll get your phone number. Can you call him up later? Sure. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? She wasn't the most, how do you say, she was ugly. No, hold on. I'm not, I'm honest. You're rude. You're rude and you're mean. I needed phone numbers. And sometimes you got to go to desperate measures. Bobby Colonels, did you hit on any ugly girls just because you knew it would be an easy number? Well, no. Yeah, I don't know about that. What was that hesitation? I don't believe that. This is the magic of radio. Uh-huh. Okay. All right. You want to hear his next one? I'm actually a consultant. So far, so good. I just started. I quit my last job.
a couple weeks ago, and so I was taking a short vacation, and now I'm back to work. So I like it. So what are you doing at the bar right now? Are you just hanging out or... I'm here with... Playing golf. Making a castle. Well, they have darts and pool. Yeah. Thank you. I'm just here working on my transmission. I'm looking for... Looking for a cure for cancer. Yeah. How you doing? Hi. Are you doing anything later? Drinking. Drinking, right? That's the plan for tonight. Well, do you mind if I... I got some stuff to do right now, but would it be okay if I gave a car a little later? I guess. But you can just come back here and drink. Yeah, you're going to be here? Yep. I'll be here for a while. Why don't you give me your phone number and I'll call you in about a half hour, hour maybe? I don't know if I'm going to be here. We might move on to another bar. Okay. Well, why don't you just write it down for us? Okay. He got it. Yeah, he got it. He did get it. Did he do it? Oh, he did get it. See, that was the thing about that one. She wanted...
She wanted me to come back, but I knew that I needed her number. Right. And so I had to, I was like, okay, here's the paper. Here's, you know, write it down. Really? She did it? I got the impression she was not interested. I got the impression she wasn't interested. I got the impression all the chicks weren't interested. All right. Here's the crazy thing about Bobby. Have you noticed that every girl that he's asked out... Has had friends around? Yeah. That's a tough score, man. Yeah. When you go up to a gaggle of gals, that's hard. Well, my question is, why is he picking girls with friends? Because, yeah, they're usually inclined to not. Why are you doing that, Bobby Kernels? It's kind of an easy open. My problem when I go to bars is the initial approach. And so if I kind of have something to talk about, then... You know, and the weird thing, if I might point this out, I understand what you're saying. But the weird thing is, what is... Rob doing? Finding the injured antelope that's by herself with no friends? Crepe? The antelope with the hurt leg? Yes, exactly. The antelope with the hurt leg. I wouldn't say antelope, more like the elephant with the hurt leg. In some cases. If they're strange from the crowd, you know there's a reason why. Okay, yeah, they're lost. Okay, let's... Just kidding, just kidding. Let's hear Boston Rob's fifth attempt.
So do you like Mexican food? Kind of, it's okay. I was thinking maybe I could take you out to Taco Bell. Taco Bell, I don't think so. How about I get your number and maybe I'll give you a call. I don't think so, thanks. And I had been spitting game for a while, she was a bartender. Oh, yeah, because bartenders are real easy to hit on. Because they don't get that 90 times a night. Hey. I wish you could have seen some of the looks on the girls' faces. It was brutal. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. Hey, let me take you to Taco Bell. Get your water. Hey, at least I'm honest up front. She knows what she's going to get. Nothing. Yeah. Nothing. Anything from the dollar menu. So who won? Well, do we have one left from both of them? Yeah, we have one left from Bobby Kernels, but I don't know what it is. And one left from B-Rob. Okay. You're not going to dress up or anything? Oh, you are? Oh, I'm sorry. Now that's pretty brutal. She was wearing a jacket. You're not going to dress up? Well, I am dressed up. Oh, I thought you were a witch. I'm sorry. I didn't realize.
I apologize. That's my fault. So are you going to be doing anything later tonight? I'm probably just hanging out here. I mean, do you mind if I, I mean, would it be possible if I got your number at all? Sure. Yeah? All right, let me skip to the next one. Oh, my God. Hey, it's cooking good looking. Okay. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? And listen to what you got cooking. And listen to how drunk he sounds. Hey, cooking, cooking. Who's cooking, my chicken? Hey, cooking, good looking. Hey, one more time. Listen to guy with cold out asking question. Hey, he's cooking, good looking. Oh, my God. We've got to isolate that. Absolutely. Oh, my God. I could listen to that all day long. Hey, he's cooking good looking. Can I get in your phone? He's cooking. He's cooking good looking. Do you want a beer? Do you want a beer? I said do. Hey, he's cooking good looking.
Can I get your phone number? That's silence. She just didn't say anything? No, she just stared at me like she was getting, you know. What do you mean awful? I mean this. I'm cooking good looking. Hey, I'm entertaining. I go out at night. That's what you hear. Where'd you go to school? What are you doing? It sounds like it worked. You know what was funny? Yeah, but he's lying to them. You don't care. I really want to know what's cooking. I'm not lying and I say I'll take you to Taco Bell. I smelled something from across the room. I want to know what's cooking. It's just good looking and I want to know what's actually cooking. It's cooking good looking.
No lie. Yeah. No lie. Sure, I was highly intoxicated when I said it. I was cooking good looking. I was cooking good looking. I was cooking good looking. I was cooking good looking. I mean, how did they not just take their clothes off? Yeah. Who wins? Oh, my God. All right. Bobby Kernels got one no and four. Four yeses. Boston Rob got three no's and two yeses. Bobby Kernels is the clear winner. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Nice guys finish first. That's awesome. How about that? I hit on extremely hot women. They were all hot. That's a lie. They were all extremely hot. You know what the funniest thing was? Maxim caliber. Shut up. Is it like off the tape? Hey, it's cooking good looking. At least two or three of the girls in a course of a night, he would throw a line at, and they would just look at him, and then they would say, you don't remember me, do you? And I would continue to say, no, I don't. How am I supposed to remember you? You just look like every other fat broad I've ever seen. Let me see the back of your head and put your hair down. All right, you idiot, shut up. There you go. That happened earlier in the show. And by earlier, I mean, I don't know, 20 hours ago.
Something like that. This is the time that I would normally be probably arriving at Starbucks. And we would be coming in here and discussing news with Sky. How you feeling, Eddie? I'm getting better. Sky brushed her teeth. She's feeling better. Yeah, clean teeth. Says she wishes she could brush her whole body. Got an email from this moron that thinks that we're sleeping. When? I know. I guess when we play back clips like that from early in the show. Yeah, we're taking a quick 10-minute catnap, dude. That's real smart, you jackhole. Mm-hmm. That's so irritating. That is so irritating. P1 Allie's been with us a long time, too. You're a little trooper. Why? I don't know. Allie, what are you putting yourself through this for? Get in here, Allie. Where's Sean? Does anybody know where Sean went? We don't know. I don't know where Sean is. I don't know where he is. Tell Allie to come in here. Allie, come in here. Ashley, I was trying to tell you to come in here. That's okay. So what are you putting yourself through this for, Allie? Now she's coming in. Ashley. Can you hear me, Ashley? Allie, P1 Allie's here. She's a part of the P1 Army.
What did you put yourself through this for, staying up with us? Why did you do that? Aren't you exhausted? Is that your boyfriend in there? No. Is it somebody that's going to be driving you for sure? You're going to be driving yourself? Yeah. Be careful. Seriously. All right. Mikey Show. Yeah, I just wanted to tell you all to keep it on up. You only got about six hours left. Yeah, that's what it is, right? Yeah, it's about six hours. If I could do it two to three days at a time. I know you guys could do it for one day a year. I actually think we have less than six hours. We've got five hours and 40 minutes. Is it a little bit less? A little less. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. Hi. Oh, hello. What can we do for you? Nothing. I was just calling because we're really bored and we're listening to your show right now. Where are you? I'm in San Diego. But what part of San Diego? Linda Vista.
How old are you? I'm 18. And you're listening with roommates, or what are you listening? I'm actually listening with my boyfriend who's asleep, actually, and one of my best friends. Oh, cool. Glad to have you. All right, thanks. What's up? Nothing. You've got to have a reason usually when you call, otherwise it's just, oh, boy, is that annoying. Wasting time. So we've had members of the P1 Army been with us for a long time. Eddie, is somebody bringing breakfast this morning? Yes. I don't know who, though. All right. I got it. Did I do my... Yeah, I did my deal. Hey, just so you know, Promotions is making us breakfast. Homemade pancakes and hash browns and scrambled eggs. Are you serious? Jay's hosting it. They're making it out front. That's so cool, man. Like pineapple pancakes and like...
Scrambled eggs, like, really nice. That's really cool, man. I love our promotion department. They work so hard and are so cool. That is so rad. Are they going to be the ones that are going to be cleaning everything up? Because you know when this thing's over, we've got to get out of here. I'd love to stick around and help people clean stuff up, but we are getting out of here. Yeah. They know. They know, right? Yeah. All right, how do we do the dance-off, you guys? Well, it's kind of tough because the kids are looking, I think, B-Rizzle, you're out, right? He's putting a thumbs up. He thinks he can dance. I don't know. I wouldn't call it dancing, but I will move around and wiggle. It's called So You Think You Can Dance Challenge. Now, Eddie, how do we do it? I don't know how to do it. Well, this is how it should work. Go ahead. We need Sean. Yeah, I know. Where is Sean? Oh, no, dude. Well, you know what? There he is. Oh, there's no biggity. Okay. What up? You and Sean are...
The judges? Yeah. Sean, you and I are the judges, okay? Now, don't anybody get mad at us for anything. Oh, I will. Oh, stop it. We're going to be fair, and that's that. So our decisions are final. Don't be mad. Okay. The four of us, meaning Ashley, Rob, Sky, and myself, are going to pick, I guess, we'll just write one, two, one and two in a hat, twice. Okay. Whatever numbers we pick. that correspond will be our partners. Okay. Now, where is the music that you're going to be dancing? We haven't picked any. I think we'll have to discuss it with our partners. Yes. Okay. So they need to come in here, too. Come in here, kids. Are we going to try and fire up the webcam or nah? Are you kidding me? I don't know. I know that was what we originally talked about, but that was like... What is the matter with you? You almost made me cry right now. Back when we were awake. Okay. That almost brought tears to my eyes. One, one, and two. Do you know how hard it's going to be to shave all the hair off my face and head? I've practically grown back a full head of hair. All right. So, anyway, Ashley, Eddie, Sky, and Boston Rob are going to do a dance-off. Aw, look at little Ashley. She's so cute. She's like a little kitten that's, like, just waking up. She's tie-tie. Like a little kitten that's yawning.
You pet the kitten and the kitten falls asleep in your hand. You know they just woke up. Oh, no. You can't wait to get the kitten's pants off. Ashley and Eddie are going to be partners, dancing partners. B-Rizzle. B-Rizzle and Skye. Skye, why are you so disappointed to have B-Rizzle? Look at him. Like, if he was in normal shape, I would be totally down to have him. Don't you think that that's a little bit insulting that Skye is so disappointed that you're going to be her partner? He's saying he's going to do jazz hands. Like that's the extent of his dancing. You're going to do jazz hands like a jazzercise is what you're going to do? He says he doesn't want to move his midsection. That's perfect. I don't see anything wrong with that guy. This is crap. All right, well, what happens? Okay, well, we have to go confer. Okay, you guys go confer. I said, Sean. We got to come up with our strategy as far as what we want to score them on. Do you have our first song? Okay, what is it? That was fast. Hey, look, we know what we're doing. Awesome. We would like to dance to Black Eyed Peas, My Humps. That's right. How can we be song thieves? You just heard us talking about it. We can... Shut your stupid mouth! Shut your stupid mouth! You can absolutely block your mind. You've lost your mind.
A crazy skank. Oh, we're going to destroy you. All right, how are you guys going to do this with each other? Well, we're going to listen to it and dance. Yeah, we got a whole routine worked out. They're going to get their swerve on. And whatnot. I'm going to find this. Let me see if this is it. Is that it? All right, now how are we going to do this, you guys? Yeah. What's your song going to be, Sky? And B-Rizzle? I'm going to do Hollaback, girl. Lame. Yeah, gosh. She sounds so defeated already. Yeah. You haven't even given it a chance yet. I understand. I have a conversation with my partner quick. I understand B-Rob doesn't feel well, but it's a little upsetting because I knew if B-Rob was in prime form, this would be a no-brainer and we would be taking home. I know that Robbie Shades is going to bring it, so you don't need to worry about it, Sky. But he told me.
He's just going to do jazz hands. There is a method to the madness and not your place to question it. Confirmation is confirmed. What is he doing? What is Eddie doing? Where's Hallaback Girl? That was kind of awesome, actually. Hey, Ashley, will you pump my headphones? Oh, did you already do it? All the way up or Hallaback Girl? It's Gwen Stefani Hallaback Girl, right? Here it is. How's that? All right, here we go. Just so you guys can hear. All right, you guys ready? You guys ready? I want to watch this. I guess so. All right, so Eddie and... Take me over. Music, take me over. Eddie and Ashley are going to be first. Are you guys ready?