28 Hour Show - 2006 - Hour 22

0:00What? Passion. Passion. Passion. Passion. Passion. Hey, guys. What up? What? 28-hour Mikey Marathon. Brought to you by Fox 6 News. On KIOZ, San Diego's rock station. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. Cakewalk. Now we have a regular air shift. My alarm would be going off right now. Mine would be going off right about now. But I would have woke up right before it. I'd be looking at the little night moon lights in my fish tank. I'd do about 15 minutes of prayer. And then after that, I get up and I go look at the moon lights. It's really spectacular. That sounds awesome. Thank you. I adjusted the microphones. You did? Yep.

1:13Check, one, two, one, two. Yours still sounds a little flat. It's terrible. I hate this mic. You're getting screwed. It sucks. Testing, one, two. Oh, no, we don't need to do anything with that one. One, two. How does mine sound, Eddie? What do you think about mine? Hey, Sean. Too sharp. Way too sharp. Sean, what can you do about Sky's microphone? I can do a lot. Testing, one, two. What can you do about my hearing loss? Drop the highs and the lows. No, just drop the highs. Just drop it like it's hot. Take the highs out. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. There, that's perfect. I don't know what you did, Sean, but that fixed the problem. Don't do anything. We range all the way off. Okay, perfect. Sean, that fixed it. Sky, that sounds really good, whatever he did. Best you've ever sounded. Well, where is she? I like it. I really do. Mikey Show.

2:19You think? Yeah. Good, man. Turn your radio down, okay? Huh? Turn your radio down. I just want to say it's, like, really cool that I got to talk to you guys, tell you that, like, I listen to you guys, like, about, like, 5.30 in the morning in, like, the replay, and I never get to call in. And it really disappoints me that, you know, that's when I normally get to, you know, listen to you guys. And I'm not a P1 yet, but, like, I really love, like, listening to you guys on the radio. You got great chemistry. Yeah, that's about it. Thank you, dude. All right, cool. Mikey's show. Hey, Mikey, I just wanted to call and let you guys know that you guys are awesome. I listen to your show every day, and I've been with you guys since 6 o'clock in Levi. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. Why? A little bit out of my mind right now, but I'm still here with you guys, and I just want you guys to know I love you, and I appreciate everything you guys do. Nice. Thank you very much. All right.

3:20You guys have a good one. You have a good one. All right. I want to hear a little of... It's so sweet, I swear. It's life-changing, really. You guys want to hear a little bit of Borat on Conan O'Brien? Oh, very nice. Yeah, very nice. I think what he was was like a musical guest tonight. He was interviewed first. He was? Yeah. And they, like, wrestled. It was really weird. That's got to be some good stuff. There he is. Glorious nation of Kazakhstan opens on Friday. Everyone's talking about him. Please welcome Borat. He always kisses the male. Borat, that was terrific. What an entrance. Give him a thumbs up. Two thumbs up. Notice the piano keys tie.

4:32That's a nice touch. Fantastic. I love it. So much excitement in the air. And that welcome? Not every guest gets that kind of welcome. Very nice to be here in U.S. and A. U.S. and A. I like U.S. and A. You like U.S. and A. I like sex. You like sex is nice. I've heard about it. Yeah. You're here in New York City. I don't think you've really been here much before. Are you enjoying New York City? Very much, Conan. Yes. Conan. Conan. Conan. Yeah. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yes. Yes. Conan, whatever you like. Last night, I have a very nice time in New York City. People are very friendly. Oh, good. I go to a club called Ramrods. You went to Ramrods? Yes. Very nice. Very friendly. There were 200 men there. Dance, dance, dance. And only one woman. And who do you think the women choose? She choose Bollard. All right. So there was a woman in Ramrods.

5:52Yes, she chose me because ladies like a bullet. I have had syphilis 15 times. High five! Yes, yes, good. Don't leave me to Hank. So, this is terrific. You had a good time. You had a good time. Yes, she reminded me of a Kazakh woman. She was... I didn't get that. What? You don't want to know. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Let's change the topic completely. For no good reason at all. Kazakhstan, your home country, very upset about this movie you've made. They are threatening legal action against you.

6:59The country of Kazakhstan is threatening legal action. What's going on here? This is not strictly true. There have been much controversy about my movie films in my country because of the amount of anti-Semitism in it. Yes, there's anti-Semitism, yes. However, eventually the Kazakh censor decided there was just enough of it and allowed it to be released. Now, you say you're the fourth most famous person in Kazakhstan. Yeah. Who are the three before you? Who are the three most famous? Number three is a famous Olympic gymnast, Lily Utmarkan, who now works in Kazakh State Circus. Her famous trick is she put one foot in her mouth and the other in vagine. Oh! Very big. Okay, okay. We don't want to see it happen. And the number one is a children's favorite animal actor, Johnny the Monkey. Johnny the Monkey? Yes. He is the star of Transibisky Express and many, many other pornos. Okay. All right. Well, listen, Bore, you've been all over the country. Yeah. And all over the world. Yes, Conant. And...

8:10What is the country that you liked visiting the most? You must have learned so much. What country do you like the most? I like very much while making promotions of my movie films. Yes, yes. I visit Amsterdam. Uh-huh. Very nice. Oh, Amsterdam. Yes. I find it confusing because there is a red light district. Red light district, yes. Yes. Famous red light district in Amsterdam. Yes. What has confused me is in Kazakhstan, a red light district, is a very small area of town where the women inside it are not prostitutes. A special area just for them. Yeah. Okay, now listen, Borat, we have a clip here. In your movie, it's important that people see the clip to make promotions, as you said. Yes, to make promotions. If it's not success, I will be executed. You'll be killed. Yes, my government has told me. Oh, this is okay. Let's make sure we get the word out. This is a clip from Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Beautiful title. Thank you. That is the bridge title. Yeah, the bridge title. So what is happening in this clip? I think it is when I see a group...

9:24of women called the feminists. Yes, this is interviewing some women who are feminists. Yes, in my country, only time you can have more than five women gathering together is either in a brothel or in a grave. Okay. Oh, wow. That's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. Why not? We have a clip. Yeah, okay. I'm glad I high-fived that concept. Let's take a look at this clip of Borat interviewing some American feminists. So what the means of this feminism? It's the theory that women should be equal to men in matters economic. Now you are laughing. That is the problem. Do you think a woman should be educated? Definitely. But is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man? That is wrong. But the government scientist, Dr. Yamak, have proved it is size of squirrel. It's wrong. Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face? Well, what you're saying is very demeaning. Do you know the word demeaning? No. We are saying to you... I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. Listen, pussycat, smile a bit. All right.

10:48Oh, that's it. Okay. I'm done. We're finished. We have to leave. Wow. Listen, Pussycat. He doesn't know what the meaning is, but he knows Pussycat. Thumbs up a little bit. It's very bad what you did. No, bad. No, bad. That's okay, too. No, I'm not. I cannot. I cannot interview you, Borat, without bringing up what is one of the most... I saw the movie yesterday. One of the most memorable and shocking scenes I've ever seen in the movie. You had a naked fight with the producer of the film. Yes. I believe your producer is backstage at this moment. There he is, yeah. You have, in this movie... Everyone's going to be talking about this. You and Azamud. Azamud. Yes, I won't even try. Have a naked fight. Yeah. And it just blew my mind. How do you feel that you are going to be seen naked by millions of people? Very proud. Yes. I have a glorious... No. Let's change topics. I remember I touched it last time. You did. Last time you... Hey, Eddie, isn't it... Even though it's, you know, pre-taped way ahead of time.

12:20Isn't it still like a pretty big no-no? Like, doesn't the network really frown on it that they have to bleep it? Big time, big time. Even though it's on real late at night. I think, yeah, yeah, definitely. Because I'm surprised Conan's so cool about it. Well, he's definitely going to try and steer the conversation now. Because that made him visibly uncomfortable. It's not glorious. No, no. No, it was an accident as a child. But mine is thick like a can of Pepsi. Although it is prickly around this area due to recent pubis harvest. What are you talking about, Abe? Pubic harvest? Yes, harvest of a pubis. In my country, we have three major exports, potassium, apples, and human pubis. We have a glorious pubis. Shave it off and sell it? Yes. Okay, sorry. It can be used to clean pots and pans and also to make knit of children's sweaters.

13:39I must have one. Incredible. Okay. Conan, can I ask you, do you have a red pubis? Is it red? I don't think of all the interviews I've heard with him, this is like the craziest, man. It's like over the top. I almost think he's funnier when he's like kind of going there. When it's blatant, it's real different. The funniest thing is what you don't say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, when you come out and say it, it's like, oh, well, you know. It's like what I do, you know. No. Out of yourself. Sean just came out. That's crazy. Coming out. So let's get this party started. Oh, my God. Hey. Do you realize that with all the news yesterday, there's still tons of stuff we didn't go over?

14:43That's perfect. Sounds so great. Well, I'm getting you a fresh batch in like an hour. Okay. Wow, man. Sean really fixed that microphone. God, you're a miracle worker. He just, you know, he took some of the high end out of it. You know what I mean, Skye? Well, he basically like muted it. Yeah, I know. Are you sad? Sounds weird. Sounds great. There you go. That's a little better, Skye. Hello. That's a bummer. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Talk to me about The Farmer Wants a Wife. Well, you know, I thought that they have created every reality show imaginable, but I guess I was wrong because they have come up with another one. The producers for American Idol and also the producers for The Price is Right have gotten together.

15:46and put together a new reality show called The Farmer Wants a Wife. And basically what it is is it's with no time to date women because they're too busy tending to their farm and women who dream of living a traditional small-town lifestyle. So they'll do the whole thing. Are women dreaming of living a small-town lifestyle? Um, I... I thought it would be the opposite. Women would dream of living, like, in a high-rise in Manhattan. Right. Why would a woman want to live on a farm on purpose? Maybe some people really dig that. I don't know. Well, the thing that I'm thinking to myself is, okay, if you wanted to live in a high-rise in Manhattan, you know, most of us cannot. However, if you want to live the farmer's lifestyle, it's probably pretty attainable. Some people get allergic smelling hay. Great point, Sean. Hay fever? Mm-mm.

16:53New York is where I'd rather be. Actually, farm living is the life for me. I say giving up Park Avenue. Darling, darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue. Land spreading out so far and wide. That's right, yeah. Screw Manhattan. Just give me the countryside. Scott, what is that? Does Scott know anything that happened before 1992? No. Nothing. Nothing, pretty much, right? Nothing. Do you know Color Me Bad? Yes. Okay, that was like 91, wasn't it? Mm-hmm. Sky, do you remember that there was a big oil spill in Alaska? Yes. What was the name of the boat that dropped it? Was that the Valdez oil spill? The Exxon Valdez. Yes. I made that joke in The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, you did. Oh, you did? Yeah. I heard it. Thanks, Eddie. That's probably the only way she knows it. No, I wouldn't know that.

18:04Nah. Nah. Come on, dude. Nah. Skye, what year did the first space shuttle blow up? Why? Were you not alive when it happened? I don't know. Well, I remember there was one when I was in elementary school, but I don't know if there was one before that or not. There was not one before the one when you were in elementary school. Oh, gosh. What grade was that? Grade... I don't know. That was 85. Oh, yeah. What space shuttle was it? The Challenger. That is correct, Sky. Look at me. My name's Ski. Ha, ha, ha. Yippee, yippee. What country and city did the 84 Olympics take place in? Oh, you know what? It's so funny that you say that, Eddie. It's so awesome that you say that. Because when Rebecca and I got into the argument about what Sky knows...

19:15Because Rebecca believes that Sky knows stuff. Wrong. And I said she does not know stuff. I know certain stuff. Certain stuff, not so much. And I go, like, you could not ask her about past Olympics. And Rebecca goes, yeah, you could. Well, dude, I was seven years old. So what? Sky. I was 10. Yeah. It's not like, you know. That means I don't know about it? And so do you remember it from. It's not about remembering it. Wait, I got a question. It's just knowledge. It's not about remembering it. It's about having the knowledge. So it's not from remembering it. It's just from. Sky, it's not that I remember. It's not that I remember President Ford when I was seven. I just know he was the president because I, you know, you like, you got to know stuff about your history. Not really. Well, sure. Because your friends might ask you later and you don't want to be embarrassed. I didn't watch The Miracle on Ice, but I know all about it. Yeah. Sky doesn't know what The Miracle on Ice is. Oh, my God. Do you know what The Miracle on Ice is, Sky? No. You should. That's infuriating. You should, Sky. You made a movie about it called Miracle. You should know The Miracle on Ice. Oh, is that that hockey movie? Yeah. Disney did it. Yeah. I don't know. That's something you should know. It's The Miracle on Ice.

20:35Dude, that's cool. Sports moment in United States Olympics. Well, that's awesome. I don't feel like my life is lacking because I don't know that. That's a cool thing. You should know it. Well, that's neat if I end up watching that movie and then remember that. But if not, I don't feel like less of a person. Like, you guys are looking at me and talking to me like I'm a mad woman. Rebecca said she will know the past Olympics because, you know, you just hear it. And I said, I guarantee you she cannot tell you any. past Olympic cities? Any? None? North Atlanta. I remember Atlanta. I'll give you credit for that. I didn't think that you would be able to say Atlanta. Yep. Can you name any Olympics outside of the United States? Seoul. See? Then you do. That's not bad. Seoul's good. Yeah, but this isn't stuff like I would ever be like, oh, I know stuff about Olympics. Like, I gotta think about it and kind of...

21:38you know dig deep in there now this is what i wonder though i wonder why and we'll use eddie as the example i wonder why to eddie in in eddie's mind it's important for eddie to know things and why in sky's mind it's so not important to know things and she's a news girl Now, that's what I want to get to the bottom of. That's what I want to know. What is your philosophy on knowing things doesn't matter? You're asking me? Yes. What is your philosophy on knowing things is not important? You know, I've never really thought about it, but I know like going through school and stuff, when I would read and learn things, I would only retain them for, you know, like a month. And then I would move on to the next subject and then retain that for a month and then move on to the next thing. Because the Miracle on Ice isn't really something, it's not really a school thing. Right. But anything that isn't like something that I'm totally interested in, it falls into that category. Okay, I'll retain it for the time being because people may be talking about it at school. But that's the thing. Like, I know for a fact that Eddie is not interested in 90% of the things that he knows.

23:06but believes are important to know. Yeah, but I also believe that Eddie did not smoke weed for 12 consecutive years. I love weed. Are you saying that you did know them, but your mind, your brain didn't retain them because of the marijuana smoke? Dude, I don't know. All I know is that, you know, how I've lived my life and what I know now. You know, I've never really put much thought into this whole topic, and I've never felt like I'm lacking or not smart because of it. I pass on grass. But you're lacking a lot of general knowledge. Yeah. We'll teach you. And that's cool with me. You'll be like the $6 million woman. That does make you listen. We have the technology. We can rebuild you. I don't want to be rebuilt. I like who I am. No, we have bionic knowledge. Bionic knowledge? That we can give to you. Well, if you can just implant a chip and I don't have to do any work, then that's fine. Dr. Eddie will implant it. That's right. Dr. Pappy's on the case. I'm not a doctor. He's a doctor. Don't implant it without instruments. I'm not a doctor. Thanks, Doc. General knowledge. It's called a manual implant. I'll just go to you for that. You'll be my general knowledge bank. No. Cool. I don't have time for you. Sounds perfect. With my practice. Wait, I thought you weren't a doctor. I'm not. It's called an implant without anesthesia, but lots of GHB.

24:37What is your practice, then, if you're not a doctor? It's practice. Practice of what? Practice on you. What are you practicing? But I have a practice. If I was a real doctor, I would have, like, a real thing. I have practice. A what, Sean? A do-ist. Yeah. And not a practice. A do-ist. What's a do-ist? That's where you do it. I get it. You get Sky in there and you do it. What the heck? Skye, tell me about the Oceanside smoking ban this week. Yeah, so we know around San Diego, you know, there have been talks and bans here in San Diego City on the beaches and parks as far as smoking go. Beaches, parks, smoking goes. Yep. Oceanside is taking up the same issue this week for the city of Oceanside, whether to ban smoking on beaches and piers and public parks. Oh, my. That's what I'm saying. So they say nine of the 18 cities here in San Diego County already have this ban, but Oceanside hasn't done it yet. So they're going to talk this week. Don't do it. My guess is they'll probably do it. Whenever they talk about it, they end up doing it. I mean, it's the wave of the future, Rob. Get on board. They're like Kate and...

26:00Hunter on Lost. They'll talk about it. They'll do it. Hunter? They'll, like, break out of cages and they'll just do it, man. All they want to do in life is get dirty, eat fish biscuits, and kiss. Yeah, come on. Tui. Tui. Tui. Hey, what's the deal with these voting problems? Like, I saw it on TV, but I didn't get to hear it. Like, the audio wasn't on. Yeah. What's the voting? What voting problems? Well, they use a lot more of those touchscreen voting machines. Dang it. For this, you know. Those can be tricky. And I guess there were quite a few problems, including printer jams, because it, like, prints out a receipt of every vote. And there were printer jams. Some of the security cards didn't work. Some election workers actually forgot to plug the machines in, so it took them quite a while to figure out why it wasn't working. But luckily, at every polling place, they had the paper ballots just in case something went wrong, which they did. And as of last check, only one polling place in San Diego County actually ran out of paper ballots, but the rest of them were able to take everybody. In the United States, we have a hard time figuring out how to vote. We should be able to text our voting. Like idle.

27:21I don't know. Why not? You get one text per vote. 99 cents or whatever. It needs to be. Or you know what I mean. I think that we should be able to do it by putting our telephone at home into a cradle modem. Yes. Like war games. I agree. Cradle it. Shall we vote today? And then you end up blowing up Seattle. Exactly. I just want to vote for Busby. That's right. Shall we vote again? Shall we play again? Technology doesn't even exist today, Matthew Broderick. Ally Sheedy, what happened to her? Her career went really sheety. Yeah, everybody. San Diego Sheriff's Deputy was driving drunk, off-duty. Uh-oh. So is that legal? No, definitely not legal.

28:28Yeah. But he was off duty. Well, he was off duty when he crashed. I have a duty. What's the big deal? So what happened? He crashed? Yeah, he crashed his. He was driving his car. He crashed it into a tow truck that was pulled over to the side of the road helping some guy. It was on the 15 Monday morning about 3 a.m. Where? They say it was on the 15 at 3 a.m. They don't give the exit or the city. I know that could be like anywhere, but it was in San Diego. you know, San Diego City proper. But the blood alcohol, twice the legal limit. This guy is a 12-year veteran of the Lemon Grove Police Department, and so he's on an administrative assignment while they investigate. But I would guess that they didn't actually give him an assignment. Yeah, he's just sitting at a desk. Today, the Spider-Man 3 trailer is going to air on TV. Oh, my goodness. What? Yeah, Spider-Man 3, I guess everybody's been waiting. All the, you know, comic geeks are freaking out about it. So it'll be a two-and-a-half-minute trailer, and it's going to debut tonight, Thursday, at 10 p.m., and they're doing it on all these networks. So it's going to be BET, CBS, Comedy Central, Logo, MTV, Spike TV, VH1. So tonight, 10 o'clock. But if you miss it...

29:52After that, after it airs the first time at 10 o'clock, they'll post it online at ifilm.com, a high-def version of the trailer. Really? Yeah, so all the geeks are geeking out. Awesome! We got a lot of what you're doing at the courthouse stuff. We could do that in a little bit. Maybe save it for a little bit. Mikey Show, hello. Yes, what's up? What's up, Scooby? Oh, Scoob. Have you slept at all? Is this P1 Scooby that we know? P1 Scooby? Yeah. Hey, check it out, Mikey. Earlier, maybe about 30 minutes ago, you talked about your normal routine when you wake up. Right. And you mentioned that you pray. You pray for 15 minutes. I was just wondering what you pray about. I give... First thing I do is give thanks. The second thing I do is ask for forgiveness. And the third thing I do is pray for myself and others. I was wondering if you can include my sister in your...

31:13Hopskin is lymphoma, cancer. Hang on a minute. I need a pen. Do we have any more of those cards? Write it on something. We need a prayer card. What is your sister's name? I'm going to spell it for you. Okay, hang on, hang on. My sister. Go ahead, spell it. E-N-E-T-H. Azenith? What is it? Azenith. Azenith? Yeah, the H is silent. Okay. Azenith. Yeah, she has a... What do they call that? Metastasized? Yeah, that's what it's called. What are they telling her? Yeah, so what are they telling her? You know what I mean? What are they telling her?

32:37Her body is reacting well to the chemo, but, you know, it's day-to-day, basically. I'll pray for her, dude. Sorry? I will pray for her. I didn't mean to bring the group down. No, dude. Hey, listen. Hey, man, if my sister was suffering from Hodgkin's lymphoma and I knew somebody that was praying, I'd be asking them to pray for her. So do not worry about asking me to pray for her. I will pray for her. On another note, On another note, Eddie, or do you want to save it for later? Do what? I challenged you earlier on the email. Oh. Dude, if you want to take me on, he wants to challenge me a pop culture quiz. Oh, please. Oh, come on, Scoob. Come on. You need a Scooby snack. I feel pretty confident, you know. Hey, this is the time to challenge me. I mean, I'm mentally drained.

33:41Certain amount of questions. Do you want to do it? Yeah, we can do it. I mean, I don't know. Eddie, what do you think? Why not, man? Bring it on. All right, let's do P1 Pop Culture Quiz. Sky's got that stuff. I mean, I'm like a tard right now, so. I think that's why I got a little bit of advantage. I don't know. That's a good call, Scooby. Well, you know, I've got to take my opportunity. Oh, okay. Enough. All right, Scooby. Your categories are violent movies. Oh. The Office or movie quotes? Dead. Violent movies, The Office, or movie quotes? Pick. You're going to pick movie quotes. Out of the three, that would have been the one. B-Rob, come grab that. You're going to go with movie quotes? Yeah. I can barely hear you with the background music. Sorry, I had that up too loud. Can you hear me better now? Yeah. Okay. I forget who I start with.

34:59Eddie? All right, Eddie, what 1992 blockbuster has Navy lawyer Daniel Coffey asking, quote, is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? You got to, can't you let me finish? I mean, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. All right, Scooby, here's yours. You ready? Yeah. Fill in this line from 2001's Ocean's Eleven. Blank called, he wants your shirt back. Was it? Ted Nugent, Steven Tyler, or Alice Cooper? That's correct. I have a tiebreaker question. As soon as you know the answer, say your name. Oh, God. But before we do this, I have to figure out. Do you have to wait till the end of it? You could say it. Anytime you get the... Yeah. At any point during the question that you know the answer, you could yell out your name. Okay. What Mel Brooks movie gives Gene Wilder the line...

36:13My name is Jim, but people just call me Jim. I'll guess. So, Eddie, you're saying your name? I'm like, yeah. Okay. I mean, the only Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder movie I can think of is Young Frankenstein. I'll do my guess. You forgot about Blazing Saddles. Brain dead right now. You guys want to keep playing? All right, Eddie, why don't you decide a category this time, either violent movies or The Office? The Office will be too easy, so I'll say violent movies. Okay. And, you know, when Eddie said that the category I picked might have been his weak point, The Office would have been my weak point. Okay. All right, well, because Eddie picked the category, we'll start with you, P1 Scooby. All right, let's do this. What role did Michael Madsen end up in?

37:21playing in Reservoir Dogs after auditioning to be Mr. Pink. Let me answer that. Please, steal. Steal. I don't know. Mr. Blonde. Because everybody wants to be Mr. Black. Eddie. My way or the highway? Eddie. Yo. In the movie Silence of the Lambs. I answered the other one. Yeah. In the movie Silence of the Lambs, Dr. Lecter says he ate a census taker's liver, some fava beans, and a nice what? In your face, Scoob. Game's over, Scoob. You went down in flames. Sorry, bro. For the record, it was L.A. in 1984. Los Angeles. Not Zurich, as you guessed. Zurich? What is that? How do we convince her it's important? You know...

38:44I just think that she is not very bright, and she's okay with that. Some people say, look. They have a thirst for knowledge. Yeah. And Skye is full. Thank you. Skye says, Skye says, she goes, look, I'm one-sixteenth full, and I'm good. May I pose a question for the crowd? Yes, Eddie. What the F is up with that sweatshirt? First of all, there's so many layers to it. A Michigan University sweatshirt. Why? Doesn't know one person. Not nobody. It's ripped to shreds. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. I know. I think I know. Really? I don't know, but I think I know. If you have a guess or any kind of enlightenment. It's going to make you sick to your stomach. Really? Okay. Talk to me. Talk me through this because it really bothers me. It's going to make you sick. It really bothers me.

39:49You ready? Yeah. Thrift store. That belonged to someone. No way. That belonged to someone. No way. I have even more of a theory to support that. Oh, come on. I think that the guy who had the Michigan meltdown, that's what he did to his Michigan sweatshirt. Oh, that's great. It was Michigan State, so you be quiet. Yes. One for me. Okay. Back to back sky. I don't believe that, dude. Yes. What's the deal? No. No. that sold it to the thrift stop, got into a motorcycle accident. And that's what happened to the sweatshirt? Wow, did he live or die? Well, take a look at the sweatshirt. Protect your head by wearing your helmet. That's just my theory, I don't know. Sky, what is up with the sweatshirt? Where did you get it? My favorite. Why? And why won't you get rid of it? Look at the neck, Sean.

40:51Let's see. Oh, whoa. Did you see the hands? That's just an insult. You're homeless. They're like gloves. You're homeless. See, this is the exact reason my husband told me not to bring this sweatshirt. Duh. Why do you want to walk around like a homeless person? Because it's my favorite, most comfortable sweatshirt I own. Okay, but you're not at home. You're at work. I'm at my second home. No, you're at work. No, my second home. Anyway. Well. You're at work. I first laid eyes on this beautiful piece of clothing when I went out on my first date with the Bunny Boo. First date? And Bunny Boo drove a big old lifted Jeep. Cool. And it was freezing out. And it flipped over and you guys crashed. And he had this sweatshirt stashed in the back. So I wore it and then when he dropped me off.

41:53I still was wearing it. And then I kept it because it smelled like him, and I would sleep with it when he wasn't around. I almost cried. And ever since, it's become my favorite sweatshirt because it's nice and, like, thin and comfy, and it's got my cum holes in it now, which is dope. So it's my favorite sweatshirt. Thank you very much. I'm drunk. It's disgusting. And I have, like, three or four shirts that I wear around the house that look like this, too, that are just covered in holes. But they're my favorite. They're so comfy. Eddie. I wash them every week, and that's why they keep getting holes, because I keep washing them. It's not like they're dirty. Yes, sir. It's old. Eddie. Yes. What would you do if your fiancé wore that? I'd get a pair of scissors, and I'd cut it up, and I'd throw it in the garbage. For reals? I would. For reals? That's gross. I mean, that looks ugly and disgusting. I'm sorry. But yet, at the same time, gorgeous.

42:48I'd get a couple of pipe-wielding brothers and a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. And I'd get medieval on that sweater shirt thing. That's awesome, dude. Was it that jacked up when you first got it? Oh, not at all. How did you do that? Well, it's been nine years. Motorcycle accident. Did you skydive in it? It's been nine years. And not open the chute? It's been nine years. Did you jump into a pool of piranhas? Were you dragged behind a horse and cowboy? It's been nine years. Yeah. Were you ever in the rodeo? It's been nine years. Were you a rodeo clown in that? It's been washed every single week for nine years. Sweatshirt? Yes, Bigfoot jumped over my sweatshirt. Did you play volleyball with the Yeti? Yes. Did you belly flop into a pool of acid? Yes, I did, Sean. Did you wrestle King Kong Bundy? Yep, twice. Did you stay in the sun and get a second-degree sunburn? Yes, once. Did you get into a knife fight with Black Mamba? Were you an extra on the video for Beat It? Yes.

44:08Yes, definitely. I choreographed it, actually. Get rid of it. Well, then that explains it. I'll buy a new one. I don't want a new one. It'll smell like bunny boob. I don't want a new one. No, I want this one. I'll get you a pretty one. No, I want this one. I have, like, stacks and stacks of sweatshirts. But this is the one I wear every week. Look at the hands, dude. How did you do that? How is that possible? I wash it. No, I did not. I wash it every week for the last nine years. And little holes started to develop. Do you wash it with tire chains? I don't. Okay, I got it. You don't have to pantomime peeing. I know where you're going. I like my sweatshirt, and you guys aren't going to talk me out of it. You guys want to take some photos? Yes. I want to dance some more. Let me whip this out. I want to play more music. Something. I'm down to dance. Eddie, start a dance party. You're really good at that. Maybe a little Timberlake. A little K-Fed. I don't give a rip. Yeah, Eddie, let's do a hip-hop dance party. No. You're really good at those. Eddie, are you intimidated by ourselves? When you pop and lock. That means I've got to figure out how to do this thing again. It's very difficult. The K-Fed song's right on the wall.

45:29Right on the wall. In orange. On the wall, on the wall, you're on the wall. Let's go. This is our warm-up song. And then we can move into something else. Kevin's been alive. Stretch it out. In the his house. Let's get something to smoke. Yeah. You're the best. Get into something. Okay, that was the warm up. Let's take requests. Hip Hop Hour with Eddie. Daddy, eat. Why are you killing me? Do something about your mullet. You son of a bitch. Get the rat's nest off your head. Get that crazy ass mullet off your scarf.

47:00Take your ass to the barbershop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an... Your friend Mike. What? Stop giving himself the... Oh, great. For this was Alipile. I've heard that, too. Wait. Wait, Eddie, what are you doing? Eddie, stop! Eddie, stop! Eddie, it's ruined everything. I don't want to ruin everything. It's a creepy song. Eddie! Just... walked into a dark abandoned house pitch black and the only thing you hear is this coming from an upstairs bedroom and there's only a flickering candlelight up there and the only way is up through that window no you son of a bitch no yeah that's what you hear we're trying to have an all request dance party daddy what else you guys want to hear

48:43Yeah, we want to dance. This is the greatest picture I've ever seen of you and your fiancé. Thank you. It's so awesome. I appreciate that. They're a good-looking couple. They really are. You guys are going to have good-looking kids. I hope so. It won't be for me. I was positive the other day I was driving into work that you're going to have a son. Wow, really? I can't picture you having a daughter. I've always thought I'm going to have a daughter first. I'm positive you're going to have a son. Really? That'd be cool, man. I'd love to play sports with him. And teach Jake. Dude, I'm trying to educate myself. I'm learning a lot. But you can't teach yourself how to throw a baseball. No, but you can learn fundamentals. I got the Bill Parcells deal. I've been watching it. Really? That's really good. It teaches you how to teach your kids. I'm all about, I'm ready now. I'm ready now. Alright, let's hear some Boston Rob music. What do you guys think? Yeah. As long as it's a cool one. I hate that one. Yeah, I want something to dance too. Yeah, so delicious. Take you to the taco shop. I'll let you hear what you want. No hangover on the extra block. Stayed out and spend a lot.

50:23Take you to the taco shop. I'll let you get what you want. Do your mind there for you. I don't run. You have it your way. How do you want it? Extra rice and beans. Tell Pedro he's on it. Can't beat the prices. So we go to the next level. Walk in our stack. Hit the value menu. I'll break it down for you now. Baby, it's simple. All by the first time. You get the next, though. Could you be a good sport and not act so mental? Next, we go to the park or whatever. Don't cost, though. This our first date, and I ain't a doctor. Friends teasing you about the taco I bought you. Tell me how to treat a lady. No problem. Get out of my car and give me back my horchata. I'm a dirtbag. What you see is what you get. If you sign my back account, you understand who you with. I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can. I'm a broke-ass dirtbag. I want something to man. I'll take you to the taco shop. You guys feel better? I like it. A little bit. Can we do one more? Sure. Can you give me some mic?

51:47Turn this up a little bit. Turn number two up a little bit. Yeah, number two. Number two. Number two. Sibilance, sibilance. Number two. Hey, Eddie, guess what I just read? What? Uh-oh. 49ers to leave Candlestick. Oh, I saw that. Isn't that crazy? Well, they've informed the state, like the city. They've stopped the negotiations to stay. Dude, they should. That stadium, you think we have a bad stadium here in town? That Candlestick Park is the worst stadium. Ever. Well, the preseason games are so hot. The preseason games are disgustingly hot. And then when it gets into the season, it's so freezing cold with the wind and all that stuff. And plus it's under sea level, so it's a sloppy, disgusting field. The winds, like you could be sitting in one end of the stadium and you could get for like a quarter the most blinding winds in your face and it'd be freezing cold. And then the next quarter, it'll be blazing hot. weird and bizarre and it's dirty and it's an ugly stadium and it's awful. They have retractable seats. It's just crud. They should move. Yeah. Well, I mean, if they're not going to build them a new stadium, then get out of there. Dude, I'm convinced that the Chargers are going to be the last team in the NFL to ever get a new stadium. Don't say that. Don't say that. Like these stupid 49ers are going to get one before we do. Don't say that.

53:16That's awful. That's an awful thing to say. This seat is so nice. Dude, yours is terrible. Oh, this seat's so nice. I love Mike's seat. Oh, yeah. Should we have a quick discussion about... Tonight's the merger for sure. Yeah, I just went to the website. It's called Branch Closing. With the Scranton Branch Closing, Michael struggles to keep spirits up. Yeah, I think the merger's next week. It's next week, I think, the merger. Wow. the beginning the beginning of the end

54:56Bread and butter on the table. Yeah. And put it on the table. Yeah, dude. And now, I'm completely different. Nervous. I am nervous. I really like the way Eddie's dancing. I like ham. I like ham. I like ham. What else do you guys want to do? Just say drops? Okay. Hey, ball breaker. Hey, Sky. That's not a drop. How long have you had those slippers? Gross, Sean. Checking these out, Eddie? They look like they're in good condition. Oh, yeah, she wears those all the time. Like, they're in good quality condition. Yeah, these are my favorite. They're either two or three years old. That's not bad. Yeah. My grandpas are, like, 50 years old. That is so wrong. And they're, you know, hanging in there, too, because they're leather. So wrong. And comfy. I do not understand that psychology. What's the problem?

58:12I just don't understand. What is it about? Are they comfortable? Is it that you want a piece of your grandfather? Yeah, it's just that I was so close to my grandpa. Can't you put him in a glass case? No, because for me, this is a way that a part of him is still with me because I was really close to him and I miss him. That ring around your neck, isn't that his? That's pretty cool. Do you have to walk around in his shoes? I have his flannel pajamas and I have a couple of his polo shoes. That's weird, man. Bathe in it. I don't know, man. I love it. I think it's kind of weird because he had pretty big shoes to fill. No. What? I stayed that whole time to say that. Yeah, how long are you for waiting to crack that gem? That was really weird. But no, you know what I mean? No, I don't know what you mean. I just feel like a part of him is still with me when I get to wear his shoes. What? He gets it. I don't care. I don't care. He gets it. Okay, back to drops. Hey, ball breaker. No, I already did that one. Oh. We're all a little loony, aren't we? I think so. No. This is going to be over real quick. That was good. That was good. Love your mouth. Thank you. Opposite of good. This is going to be over real quick. Love your mouth. Identical. I'm hungry. I'm hungry now. I'm ready now. What are you hungry for? Eggs and baggy. I love pancakes. Victory. Nice tall glass of victory. Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey. Oh, no. What does that mean?

59:49You know, don't touch a snake in the morning. I don't get it. I'm ready now. All right. You guys want to talk to some listeners? Let's do it. Mikey, wake up. There you go, Mike. Hey, we're still in the air. Hello. What's up there, homie? What's happening? What can I do for you? I would like to request some elevator dirt bag. Got me around. That's the best thing that I wanted us to play. That is the second thing up there. There's a couple. It's the second one up there. How do I see it? Is it either...