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28 Hour Show - 2006 - Hour 25
2006
28 Hour Show 2006 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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The show, part of a 28-hour broadcast, features the hosts Mikey, Sky, Ashley, Eddie, and Sean in a sleep-deprived state. Early on, they debate who pays for lunch and if anyone has a "manservant," sparked by a listener's comment. Celebrity gossip dominates, with discussions on Shayna Moakler's feud with Paris Hilton over Travis Barker, Lindsay Lohan's latest fender bender, and Will Ferrell's (impersonated) humorous take on baby names. The main event is "Bombed at the Beach," where Ashley interviews intoxicated beachgoers with trivia questions, leading to much host debate and listener P1 Mike winning. A bizarre interview with author James Ellroy, where Mikey makes strange comments, adds to the show's chaotic energy. Later, a caller, P1 Nelly, shares a funny childhood belief about chocolate milk and Whitney Houston, and B-Rob's prank call about a "retarded son" closes the show.
What happened, in order
Manservant & Lunch Debate
The hosts debate who pays for lunch and whether anyone has a 'manservant,' sparked by a P1 listener's comment about 'Free Lunch's story'.
Will Ferrell on Baby Names
After a P1 caller's joke about Sky's 'manservant Ramsey,' the show announces Will Ferrell's second child and plays a comedic clip of him suggesting absurd Scandinavian baby names.
Shayna Moakler vs. Paris Hilton
The hosts discuss Shayna Moakler's public feud with Paris Hilton over Travis Barker, playing clips of Shayna detailing her painful divorce and the subsequent confrontation.
Lindsay Lohan's Paparazzi Incident
The hosts discuss Lindsay Lohan's latest fender bender with paparazzi after leaving a nightclub, questioning her driving record and suggesting she stay home.
Bombed at the Beach Game Setup
The hosts introduce their game 'Bombed at the Beach,' explaining its premise of interviewing intoxicated beachgoers, and select listeners and hosts to play.
Bombed at the Beach: Kimberly's Trivia
Ashley interviews Kimberly, an extremely intoxicated beachgoer, asking her trivia questions about T.O., Skittles, and John Kerry, with the hosts guessing if she'll know the answers.
Bombed at the Beach: Jackass's Trivia
Ashley interviews a 'jackass' who tried to steal her mic, asking him about a Chargers player, the 'Gateway Ark' (Arch), and what 'FAQ' stands for, with the hosts making their predictions.
Bizarre James Ellroy Interview
A sleep-deprived Mikey conducts a strange interview with author James Ellroy, making bizarre comments about pimps and crack cocaine, visibly unsettling the guest and Eddie.
Michael Jackson & Sky's MTV Confusion
The hosts discuss Michael Jackson performing 'Thriller,' leading Sky to share a childhood memory of thinking the radio and MTV were the same, and running to the TV when the song played.
P1 Nelly's Chocolate Milk Story
P1 Nelly calls in to share a childhood anecdote about believing that drinking chocolate milk would make her black and improve her singing voice like Whitney Houston.
B-Rob Prank Call: 'Retarded Son'
B-Rob makes a prank call to a tutoring center, pretending to be a concerned father whose son wrote 'delicious yum-yum spaghetti' for 'Benespati' and went 'all in' with a pair of deuces.
People mentioned
MikeySkyAshleyEddieSeanFree LunchRizP1 MikeGuyBoston RobP1 Latrine JohnsonRamseyWill FerrellShayna MoaklerTravis BarkerParis HiltonLindsay LohanDonald RumsfeldColonel SandersBobby ColonelsRobert GatesP1 RyanP1 SpongerP1 MichaelKimberlyJames EllroyShondellBritney SpearsKevin FederlineMichael JacksonAndrewBobB-RobP1 NellyWhitney HoustonJohn Kerry
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Later. Thank you. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, my God. He cut his hair off. P1 Patriot? Yeah, what's happening, guys? What's going on? You guys are killing it, man, but listening to you for most of the day. Thank you, man. Yeah, so, you know, Free Lunch's story there kind of had me thinking about, you know, her bloodline and everything, and I'm thinking, you know, anybody who's got a manservant in this age has got to be a little off the coast. You know, no free lunch, man. She's got a lot more scary stories coming to her way if she doesn't get rid of the manservant. It's true. I don't have a manservant. Because he is black. I never have, and I pay for my own lunch. No, you do not. No, you don't. How dare you. Listen, I may be willing to negotiate whether or not you have a manservant. When was the last time you purchased me lunch? Me personally? I don't know. A couple months ago when we went to San Diego Brewing Company. All the lunches in between. We just haven't been to lunch. Well, that's because we weren't there. Oh, so face on your face. How can we buy you lunch when we're not there? We don't know if you take advantage of other poor people. That's right. Poor people. What about when we went to get our Halloween costumes? This guy paid for her lunch thing. No, she did not. I did. Yes, I did. I paid. Not for me. I paid for everybody. No, you didn't. I paid.
No. You paid for Riz. Ashley and I threw in cash. Come on. I did. I definitely put in like 25 bucks. Not true. I'll find the receipt. Okay, do it. Hey, P1 Mike. Hey, what's happening, guys? You were in a six-year-old drive-by? I didn't even know six-year-olds could do drive-bys. They're getting younger and younger all the time. Yeah, dude. And it was one of those Malibu Barbie big wheels. Let me tell you what. On their own, they're not that powerful, but you get a group of six-year-olds together. The little rascals. You don't know what they're capable of. They are trouble. Greasers. Give me your chocolate milk. I'm going to put my hands in your pockets. Buddy. Mikey Show. Yeah, I want to know if you guys heard about the dad that left his two-year-old son inside the house in the four pit bulls and ended up killing the kid. You read any of this, Guy? Nope. We'll look for it, dude. Okay, check it out. It's a depressing story. Yes, it is. Are you calling back? Yes. You called before and I told Boston Rob to lose you.
Really? Yeah, because I haven't seen that in the news. I haven't seen it, and it's just so depressing. It's such an ugly story. Yeah, I know. I just wanted to know what you guys thought about that. We haven't seen it. I think that sucks. We think it's bad. We're against it. My platform when I run for mayor of San Diego will be that I am against that. My pit bull would never do that. Mikey's show. That's true. Hello. Yeah, go ahead. You're on the air. Hey, this is P1 Latrine. What's up? Latrine Johnson. Yeah, I just wanted to know if Sky and Ramsey were at Costco last week. I thought I saw them buying some honey baked ham. My manservant, Ramsey. That's what he's got? That's your joke? It's not a joke. I was just kind of shy to approach him. Didn't want to be rude. Give me another one. What else? And then what happened? It's not a joke. Sean? Thank you. Will Ferrell and his lady are expecting another child. Cut one. Congratulations. You're having a baby. Yes. Baby number two, which means... The wiener still works. The magic wand. You and your wife must have a lovely relationship. But the wiener still works.
Abracadabra, you're pregnant. Great. Hey, real quick, does anybody want Starbucks? My lady's going to come up. Oh. Starbucks. Not me, man. That'll make me more tired. Milk was a bad idea. I do. I do. Oh, I am you. Oh, you're the best. Oh, I am you. Oh, I can't wait until we live together. Is anybody okay with the 25-hour show? Yes, I support it 100%. Completely. How about 24, 45 minutes? I'm not retiring. Who cares? Hey, Will Ferrell, tell us about some possible baby names. Cut to. Do you have any names in mind? Your son's name is interesting. Magnus. Yeah, and that's the trick. I mean, I have been on some of those lists of celebrities with weird kid names, right? Some celebrities go a little crazy. A little crazy. And Magnus, I guess, some people think is odd. So we want to kind of go a little easy on the second boy. So we're just going to do something kind of down the middle, like Shrek-Nokrek. Or Flemme-Flew. Flemme-Flew. Or Narga-Gargan. Narga-Gargan. Still Scandinavian.
It's still very accessible. Does it have to be a Scandinavian name? Is that pretty much the... This is from Sweden. We like the Swedish names. The old Umlau over the name. The Umlau. Yeah. Even Orban. Well, Orban Even. That's racist. Wow. Hey, I got some real good stuff here. You guys know who Shauna Mopler is? Shayna. Shayna Mokler. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. Travis Barker's ex. Travis Barker from the band Blink-182. Well, apparently, she got into a fist fight with Paris Hilton. No, I'm talking about that. And it was all because apparently Paris Hilton hooked up with her ex-husband, Travis Barker. And here is Shayna talking about it. Cut 15. It's beautiful Shana Moakler bearing all for the first time about the painful breakup of her marriage to rock star Travis Barker. I really believe in my heart that I did everything that I possibly could have done. And in an exclusive interview with Extra, the former Miss USA Playboy Playmate and Dancing with the Stars contestant takes aid at Paris Hilton. I think it was all done on purpose, and you want, you know, you...
absolutely devastated me it was really painful shana confided to me woman to woman that her two-year marriage to the blink 182 drummer began to sour during the making of their mtv reality series meet the barkers do you think that affected the relationship we wouldn't have had certain problems if we didn't have that reality tv show they filed for divorce just as shana began competing on dancing with the stars and travis started seeing paris and so for him to go with her was Probably a very vindictive, spiteful thing to do. She's crazy, Mikey. So when you're not with somebody anymore, if you're courteous, you don't see anybody for seven years. That's crazy. What's the deal? What is she talking about? That's crazy! Sky, you see what she's talking about. Explain it to me. And then I'll understand and I'll go, oh, okay, then that's the way that people should behave. Sky.
Well, I mean, not, you know, obviously they're, you know, filed for divorce separated. But when he started making out with Paris Hilton in public, I mean, it was what, like a week after they filed? And that's wrong? Is it wrong an hour after? You're not together. It's not wrong, but it is still hurtful. And I wouldn't want that in my face. In your face? Yeah, I wouldn't want to have to be confronted with that. Like, you know, okay, go do your secret stuff. But who's confronting you? Yeah. Just because he's moved on and she isn't doesn't mean that she can get mad. I'm not saying he did anything wrong. I'm just saying if I showed up somewhere and my ex-husband of two seconds was sucking face with another girl, yeah, I'd be pissed. At who? I don't know. Hang on, Ashley. At who? Who are you mad at? Him? I actually agree with Sky. Explain it. It's kind of disrespectful. It's kind of like, you know, if you're in a marriage or a long-term relationship, I feel like once you break up, you still kind of need some time to get over it. How long?
I don't know. I'm not putting a time on it, but it was like a week after. To me, a week after. Yeah. You got kids together. I personally feel like, oh, well, I guess I didn't really mean that much to you then. So, all right, great. It would definitely hurt me. Well, Shana talks more about it. Let's see if she explains. Cut 16. Shana says Travis denied romancing Paris until he was actually caught kissing her in a New York nightclub by TMZ.com cameras. And then I saw the pictures. And it was just, I felt like a fool. Shayna says it was a double whammy because Paris had also gone out with her old flame, boxing golden boy Oscar De La Hoya after they split. And for her to do it not once but twice to me was also, I think, in the poorest of taste. Shana was so angry, she went toe-to-toe with Paris at the Hyde nightclub in Hollywood. And both women filed police reports alleging each had hit the other. So what happened that night when you guys actually confronted each other? I just had words with her. That's it. You know, I absolutely had words with her. And I think any woman has that right to be like, you know, that's not cool. What you're doing is not cool. Oh, man, that must have been great.
Well, I have to say, in spite of it all, they sound very healthy. They all sound like very healthy adults. What a strange place, man. They're all so strange. It makes you really appreciate the people that stay out of news. This kind of news. Sky says... Was anybody able to print me the news thing? Remember I said I can't print it? Yeah, I printed it. Nothing came out. It's not over there. I'll try and print it again. It said it printed, but maybe it lied. No, there's nothing. Oh, it's backed up. Is it out of paper? Is it giving you some sort of message? Yep. No paper. I didn't notice. I apologize. Please, please forgive me. Sky says that Lindsay Lohan is back in the news again. What is today? Thursday? That Tuesday, something else happened again.
Come tell us. What do you got? What? Well, I know this is going to shock everyone, but Lindsay Lohan was allegedly involved in a fender bender with the paparazzi at 2 a.m. Tuesday morning after leaving Hyde nightclub. How long are you allowed to keep your license? I'm Lindsay Lohan. I mean, at what point do they take your license? Because you can't stop getting in fender benders. And at what point does Mercedes-Benz go, no, we're not going to take your car anymore? I'm Lindsay Lohan. Well, and it's always the same thing. It's always, you know, in Hollywood, leaving a nightclub, Lindsay Lohan and the paparazzi. All those things are always factors. Every time. You know, Lindsay, this is what you do. Walk out of hide and just stand there. Just let them take 950 pictures. Or how about stay home? Yeah, that's okay. Oh, wow. Thinking out of the box. Oh, that is a far out idea. I know. That is a far out idea.
Hey, Sean. Need a little pick-me-up? Yeah. I would like you to pick both of them up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, that's not good. Are we sleeping yet? Observation radio. Observation all the time. Donald Rumsfeld stepped down. Colonel Sanders has stepped into his place. Awesome. Colonel Sanders from Kentucky Fried Chicken. No, that is actually... With his assistant, Bobby Colonels. That's right. No, I think you got some of those facts mixed up. Actually, Donald Rumsfeld is being replaced by former CIA director and Bush family friend... Colonel Clinch. Robert Gates. Bill Gates. No, Robert Gates. Guy that... Microsoft.
Owns Microsoft. Antonio Gates? No. It's quite a shift in policy. Mm-hmm. Number 85. A little bit of Gatesy in my life. Yeah, that's the jam, Eddie. That's right. A little bit of LG by my side. A little bit of Gatesy in my life. Weird. What else? Why don't we play a game? Shall we play a game? at the beach? Yeah, let's play Bomb. Yes! Let's play Bomb at the Beach. Love it! I love Bomb at the Beach. That's my best game. I'm going to get at it. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bomb. Bomb. Wow. Whoa. Gimme, gimme, gimme. Bomb. Oh, shoot. Call us up. Let's play Bomb at the Beach. Oh, my gosh. What, what, what? Uh-huh.
Oh, Sean's going to be real bad at that. This is going to suck. Oh, no. Do you want me to keep scores on you? I'm not kidding you. Right now, in my head, I'm like, how do we play Bombed at the Beach? Oh, no. Oh, no. I mean, I can try and do it. You call us right now, 570-1053, and you pick which one of us. Pick a horse. Pick which one of us you want to play for you. Me, Eddie, Sky, or Sean. Yep. All right. And the person doesn't get picked. We'll sit out and then a listener will play. That's right. Oh, you mean Sky's going to sit out and the listener's going to play? Stop it. I'm good at this game, Sean. Opposite, but I'm pulling for you. P1 Ryan. Ryan, are you there? Yeah, Mike, I'm here. Who would you like to select? It's your show, Mike. Yeah, I want to go with you. Hang on. Captain Picard. That is correct. Wish he had not done that. She wanted to sit out. Oh, so badly.
So badly. Oh, man. P1 Sponger? Yes. Who would you like to select? Eddie, please. You got it. Yes-ery, Bob. He has never lost yet. Thank you, Sean. Accurate statement. Absolutely true. Accurate statement. Absolutely true. I've won at least, like, twice. P1 Michael, who would you like to select? Yes, guys won a couple times for sure. I would like to take Sean O'Boy. There you go, Shawnee O'Boy. Dude. Poor Scott. Every time. She's really good. I'll let you play with me. I'll let you play with me. Really? Yeah, I'm in a good mood. We can confer on the answers? I'm in a good mood. Nice. We will confer. All right, and lastly, P1 Mike, you're going to play for yourself. Oh, sweet. Are you ready? Yes, sir. All right, hang on a minute. Give us the opening. Luis Castillo. Whatever. All right, are you ready? There's no open up here already. Yep, top. White. Yep. Top. Left. White. Did she give you the list? She gave you the list. Printed it a long time ago and then just reprinted it again. So it should for sure be there. Somebody help me out with that. And now it's time for Bombed at the Beach. It's all the way over there. Thanks for giving me credit, Mike. Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley printed. No, the open was up there, bro. Let's not do this. Wasn't or was not? We're close.
Was it or was it not? Guys, guys. Credit where credit's due. Guys, guys. I'm just saying. Should we play the ID? Oh, that's mature. Oh, really? Oh, fake faces. What are you, five? Let's play the ID. Don't moon her. Don't moon her. Come on. Come on. Ashley just boondocked me. I don't even know what that is. Great use for the word. What? Okay, here we go. ID. No, ID. Oh, whatever, man. You're listening to the Mikey Marathon. Brought to you by Fox 6 News. On KIOZ, San Diego's rock station, Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. That's it? I'm telling you, I miss my wife and my little kid so bad right now.
If she was here, I would kiss her face off. I know the feeling. Bone smooch. That's right. Oh, yes. He's been evaporated. Bone. You've got to. Sean, you've got to get sideways. You've got to get sideways. You know what? Hey, Sean, I have it at my house. If I have it, can you do something on your computer where you get it? Yeah, we'll do it then. Bone. All right, here we go. Yeah, let's rock and roll. Let's get this thing going. Let's see. The way that the game is played, for those of you that have never heard this game before, it's called Bombed at the Beach, and we send Ashley down to the beach areas, and she talks to people while they're intoxicated, asks them very easy questions, and then we guess whether or not they're going to get them right. And Ashley, I'm sure this time the audio is going to be perfect because she figured it out. Last time it was all messed up, but this time she was going to figure it out. So here is... So it's perfect now. I haven't heard it. I haven't heard it. I haven't heard it. I have no idea, but I know it will be. Yeah. I know it will be. Yeah, it is. And touchdown. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Mama, you need to drink tonight. You need to take him away.
Oh, this is so annoying already. So annoying already. Blacked out. This girl's blacked out. What's your name? Kimberly. Everything. Every single thing that I've had. You know how many people are listening right now that hate that person and they don't even know her? Yes. But they've met her. I mean, we've all met this person. Had a half, at least four Millers. What's going on? I'm ready now. Her friend.
Or just a random person? I don't know if they knew each other or not. It was a guy. I interviewed him after her. It sounds like you're interviewing yourself. What do you mean, like I'm talking to myself? Yeah, like you know how you are when you're wasted? Yeah, I do. It sounds like that person. Wow, that's a far out question. That is a far out question. Well, the answer is Terrell Owens. And she is, this girl's wasted. She's annoying. Yes. She's a beating. Yes. But I think through the drunkenness, she's going to blurt out Terrell Owens. Eddie? What do you think, Sky? I have the final say. Yes. No. Yeah. You got picked. I support that. I don't know, dude. She is, like, so out of it. You guys get to be two brain powers. Well, but today... Yeah, but maybe together you only equal one. Yeah, we're a complete idiot. That is true.
I'm kind of leaning towards no, but that's kind of taken, that's a bit of a gamble. I'm not going to lie about it. I kind of, with Mikey, I'm going to say she does no. All right. Sean. I cannot see any way in hell. By the way, Sean is not drunk, by the way. I just want people to know. Do I sound drunk? Yeah, but it's because you're very tired. We're all very tired. We've all been awake at this point for well over. Because we got, I mean, I woke up at 2 o'clock yesterday morning. Right. So that is 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29 hours in a wake right now. I'm drunk. So, Sean, what is your answer? Does she know that it's Terrell Owens or not? No, I don't think she will. Okay. I don't. And Mike, what do you think? Yeah, I'm going to say no. She does not know. Wow. Here is the answer. Somebody say Tom Likas in the background? It's like you got the man, Tom Likas. Even if it was Tom Likas, that's not T-O. That'd be T-L. T-O. T-O. Sorry, Skye. Idiot. Hey, listen. Now we know what's going on. Now we know what's going on. Question two. What candy slogan is Taste the Rainbow? Man. Oh, man. Oh, man, though.
You know, like, okay, here's the thing. I can't give my logic. Eddie? The answer, by the way, is Skittles. What Candy's catchphrase is taste of? Skye, I think she's probably heard the phrase, but can't put two and two together at this point. That's a good point. She's so gone. Yeah, she has, but part of me thinks she's going to know this, like, what? Dude, I don't know. I'm going to say she doesn't know. Sean? Go Team Eddie. I am also going to say that she does not know. Now, listeners can't say this, but Sean has a blow dart in his neck. That's why this is happening. It's like Sean is on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Marlon Perkins just shot a trink in there. P1 Mike. Oh, man. I'm going to say she does know. I'm going to say she does not know.
The answer. Are you kidding? That's so infuriating. She's an idiot. You really should be playing. You're so good at this game. Here we go. What former presidential candidate recently made a joke that the American troops found offensive? What? What? Residential candidate recently made a joke that the American troops found offensive. Recently made a joke that the American troops found offensive. John Kerry is the answer. Sean. I actually think she will get it. Ow. Sorry?
Just in case I was not clear the first time. I think you had a mouthful of soup. He had a wet sock in his mouth, tied around his tongue. A mouthful of milk bone dog biscuits. I am not aware of any speech problem that I'm having right now. Mouthful of salsa. Doing his Kirk Douglas impression. One more time, Sean. Sean had his tongue super glued to his molars. The old peanut butter on top of the mouth trick. I don't believe that that is accurate. It's the old duct tape the tip of my tongue to my shirt trick. Oh, it's the old staple my lips to my tongue. Okay. Routine. All right. Gargling clam chatter again, eh, Sean? Can I go in there? Yeah, no, Sean, go ahead. Please answer. Do you think that she'll be able to know that that was John Kerry? I actually think that she will get this correct. Okay. P1 Mike, what do you think?
Yeah, I'm going to go with Sean. I'm going to say she knows that one. Good man. But he's wasted. I am not wasted. Why are you joking? I say that she will not know. Eddie. Sky, what do you think? No way will she know this. I liked my approach of going opposite from you. Yes, it was working so well so far. I'm going to say there's no way she knows this. Her answer. My brain is so not working right now. No, no, is that right? Really? That's shocking. Anything. To be completely honest. Yeah. I know. What's your final answer? Go. Move to the next question. Say again. My ass is completely flat. I forgot his name. Oh boy.
I want to slap this girl, by the way. I think that that's acceptable. I think that that's John Kerry. I want to slap her across the face. Question number four. Oh, there's four questions here. There's four for each. Skip it. It should be on there. It should say tiebreakers. You have tiebreakers, just in case. I forgot to put that, Mikey. That's Ashley's fault. I apologize. 100% my fault. I'm sorry, Mikey. Should we go on to the next person, then? Yeah. All right. This is Ashley talking to someone else. This is the jackass that tried to steal the mic from me when I was interviewing Kimberly. Well, good thing you decided to use him. Right. He was hammered. Makes perfect sense. I don't know. What have you had to drink tonight? Normandy. What? Did he say Normandy? He said, how much have you had to drink? Normandy. The Philippines. Normandy. What is that? Oh, that's a hard one to start with. And it's a strange way to phrase it. He's a guy?
I always think that every guy is a sports fan. Every single person. If I don't know anything about him, I assume they're a sports fan. I say he knows. Eddie. Yeah, I'm going with Mikey's rationale. He's a dude, local guy. You hear him, though? Yeah, he is plastered. But if he's going to get anything right, I would think it should be a Chargers question. All right, you talked me into it. I'll say he knows. Sean. I will say that it's not. Possible that he knows. I'll say no. Okay. Uh-oh. Oh, my. Sean almost fell asleep at that last syllable. In the last syllable, Sean almost fell asleep. Honestly. Good night, sweet prince. I don't. Mike, what do you think? Yeah, he better know this. Okay, the answer is Sean Merriman. Let's see if he gets it right. Merriman. That's acceptable. That's acceptable. There it is. Question number two.
is the famous landmark the gateway ark located the gateway ark is that what she said she did what city is the famous landmark the gateway ark located ah she went to the sky school of journalism Very renowned boy. When she's off the phone, I'm going to let her know that there is no such thing as the Gateway Ark. Oh, there's Noah's Ark? Yes, there's the Gateway Ark of the Covenant. I think she had pneumonia. Isn't that what Indy was looking for? That is true. Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the Gateway Ark. She's so stupid. Ashley, there's no such thing as the Gateway Ark. What did I say? I thought that they had two animals each. What's the problem? What is the famous landmark, the Gateway Arch, located? You're telling me there's no arch, the Gateway Arch? What am I missing? With a bunch of animals in it? It's the Gateway Arch. That was the one that I didn't know. Oh, well, really? That was the one. Arch, arch, tomato, tomato. They would have known, right? No. Eddie, will this person be able to A, get through...
Ashley's goofiness. Oh, crap. Every time, Eddie. Even if you're sober, you're like, what? The gateway arc? So, no. Damn. Sean. At first, I thought there is no possible way. However, on further reflection, I think that there's a distinct possibility that he will... Have a... Oh, my. Yes or no? Leave him alone. Sean, it's not the 34-hour show. Come on, man. Come on. Work with him. What? I say he will get it. I say he will get it. Thank you. P1 Mike? Oh, my. Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean. Sean. P1 Mike. Yeah, because Ashley doesn't speak any English, so I'm going to say no, he won't get it.
I say that he knows he speaks dummy, and he knows what it is. He knows it's St. Louis. He speaks dummy. He knows it's St. Louis. No one else would make that mistake. He knows it's St. Louis that the Gateway Ark is located. That makes more sense, Mike, and you know it. I do. I have no idea. No idea. I'm not even going to guess. I'm ready. All right, before we continue on with the game, P1 Mike, we're going to do an interview. Can you hang? Sure. Hang on the line, okay? We're going to talk to James Elroy, who is a pretty fascinating guy, author of L.A. Confidential and The Black Dahlia. He's appearing on Court TV's Murder by the Book, which premieres on November 13th. James Elroy. Hey, Dad, what is that on you like a baseball bat? Whoa. And now, Mama, that's that thing? Fits your wazoo like... a diamond ring. Eddie just gave me a look. My producer just gave me a look and went, don't talk to him. Don't talk to him. Eddie was afraid. Eddie was afraid. Stop that. James Elroy is on the line. That's me. And James, I'm going to let you know right away, we're a little loopy this morning. We've been on the air since yesterday morning at 6 a.m. I've been talking to my buddy, Shondell. Shondell is a pimp out there in Dago.
He's been having you guys supplied with hoes and crack cocaine for 28 hours now. I know that you guys are fueled. James Elroy. I like this. Eddie, it's scaring me. I think he's messing with us. He's messing with us because he knows that we're sleep-deprived. James Elroy? Talk about my show. Okay. TV, Monday night. I am the debut episode of Court TV's stellar new series, Murder by the Book. America's crime writers on their favorite cases. It's me, John Lerman, Faye Kellerman, Lisa Scottelini, Connelly. I'm the debut case because my episode is the best as I recount my own mother's 1958 murder and my unsuccessful attempt to solve it. 10 p.m. Court TV Monday. James, did you think that your dad had something to do with it? He did not have anything. My mother met a guy in a bar, and we don't know who.
And you're going to learn a lot more about it at 10 o'clock, Monday night, Court TV, Murder by the Book. Thank you. You're welcome. It's James Elroy. Back to the game. P1 Mike, you still with us? I'm so confused. You just missed a best of interview. What was that? I just walked out to go tinkle, expecting that I would come back in the middle of an interview and you were hanging up. I'm so confused. Nuts. I don't know. That was crazy. Listen, all I know is in the sleep-deprived state I'm in, I ain't talking to that. Right? Cuckoo head. What's he saying? Like wacky things? Yes! I don't know that I've ever seen a look of terror on Eddie's face. Yeah, Eddie was like, get him on. But I saw it today. I didn't like it. No. I didn't like it. Right out of the gate. Oh, I want to listen back. No, thank you. I'm tuning into Festum. Having fun doing Bomb to the Beach? Didn't need that. Uh-uh. No, thank you. Uh-uh. All right, here we go. You ready to continue the game, P1 Mike? All right, here we go. This is Ashley's question number three. The answer is frequently asked question. Sean, will he get that right? Absolutely not. P1 Mike. Yeah, I'm going to go with Sean again and say no, he won't get it. I will say absolutely not.
Eddie? Sky, how you feeling? Do I need to make a move or anything? Well, if you want. If you're asking me, I think the answer is he doesn't know it. But if you want to make a move and play the odds, this would be the time to do it. I will answer. Wow, look at you. Look at you. That's crazy talk. What are we doing? Come on, man. Just play the clip. Answer now, right? Yep. I'm ready now. I don't know any of this. Forever. You're so close, dude. Forever. He's going to nail it. No, I can't guess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Spare. I'm sorry. Didn't know. How about that? Idiot. We have a winner. Sean, drum roll, please. The winner is playing for himself, P1 Mike. Wow.
Mike, listen, you hung on the line with us a long time to play that game, even through that whack job, James Elroy, and you are a winner. Nice job, hang on the line, okay? I think that part of the reason that people like the 28-hour show is because they like to listen to the spectacle that is us, Loopy, the next day. Well, because the show resembles nothing. It does not resemble itself. Yesterday at 7.20 in the morning, we sounded probably pretty sharp on it, on our game. Right now, we are Lupe. Delirious. We are Aunt Lupe. Lupe. Oh. We are Aunt Lupe. Lupe. When's breakfast coming up? You got me, kiddo. Do we know who it is? Who's bringing breakfast? I don't know anything. We're ready now. I'm ready now.
Ashley's so weird. I really like Bill Parcell quotes. Anything else, folks? I'm leaving. We were supposed to have an interview with Jacoby from Papa Roach yesterday, and he never called in. I don't know what happened. Do we know what happened with Jacoby? We blew him off. Yeah, he did call in. Oh, he did? Yeah. I feel bad. Where were we? We were doing ball-whacking. Trivia. All right. All right, here's what I got for you. We announced yesterday that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were getting a divorce. Well, that Britney had filed for divorce, while Kevin Federline has now filed his own paperwork. Yeah, in your face, Britney. I don't know that anybody's really got that sentiment. Oh, really? Well, K-Fed ain't taking that garbage. What? What has he done? He said that he wants custody of the kids. Yes. The reason that he's doing that, it's to play for money.
He wants her to go, all right, fine, I'll settle with you to drop this you want custody thing. He doesn't want custody. You know what she should do to really get back at him? Give him custody. He'd be like, I don't want that, man. Like, hey, what's up? I don't want the kids. Oh, hell no. Yeah. So on top of him asking for physical and legal custody, which everybody pretty much knows is a translation that he's just trying to get more money out of Brittany, he is also asking for spousal support and for Brittany to pay his legal costs. And both those things were covered in Brittany's divorce petition saying she does not want to do any of those things. Really? Yes. I wonder how much she'll have to pay. I'm ready now. I don't know. But they're saying that it's like all about the timing. At least these are the new rumors out why Britney filed for divorce when she did, because insiders say that in their prenup agreement, it had a clause where like, OK, if they're married for one year, he gets X amount of dollars, you know, two years more, three years more. And so they were about to start into the three year mark.
And so that's why she filed when she did. So she now only has to pay the two-year amount payout instead of the three-year payout. Hey, Skye, what is this story about Michael Jackson is going to perform Thriller? Yeah, it came out a couple weeks ago, and I think we even talked about it, that Michael Jackson has agreed to do the World Music Awards in London because he's going to be accepting the Diamond Award, which is, you know, selling 100 million records worldwide. Well, they just announced yesterday that Michael Jackson will perform Thriller on the World Music Awards. Did you see Sean doing the zombie dance? Yeah, pretty well. I really liked the Thriller album, but I didn't like this song. What's next to like? I thought it was a novelty record. It was, you know, it was goofy. Maybe the lyrics are, but I think the music is solid. But how do you get past what... You know, how do you get past the video and the goofiness of, you know, like it's a horror movie. You know, that was so goofy. Turn up the volume on your MP3 there. I almost wish that he was singing in like Dutch. Yeah, because if he was like, like if I didn't know what he was saying, I'd be like, ooh, that's cool. I feel compelled to share a little story about myself. And I don't know if any of you guys did this when you were little kids.
But for some reason, when I was a little kid, I thought the radio and MTV were the same thing. So I love the thriller video. So anytime I would hear thriller on the radio, I would run downstairs and turn on the TV and not understand why the thriller video wasn't on. That's interesting because kids do make strange connections. Yeah. I mean, I didn't make that connection. As a kid, we thought stupid stuff. Yeah, and I was so confused. I didn't understand. I'm like, but I just heard it. No, come on. Come on, Sean. You had to have thought some stupid stuff when you were a kid. Not like that. Yeah. That is absolutely ridiculous. You're telling me that when you were a kid, you didn't make... Oh. Eddie, you did that on purpose, and you know it. You know you were messing with him. You know you were messing with him. Hey, guy, I went to the garbage can and walked back. What did you do? Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, what happened to me? But what happened earlier when Sean freaked out? What happened? Oh, I touched him. I did that on purpose. That time I was just walking, and Sean's a crazy person.
Stupid A. You're the A. But didn't you, you guys tell me you didn't make some strange, you know, kids do that. They make weird, bizarre connections. Yeah, I think so. But, I mean, that one is so retarded. Why did you think, Sky, how come you thought that the radio was what's on TV at the moment? I don't know. I just thought, like, all music was one. You know, if it's music, it's music. And, like. Like when your mom would say something to you, you thought all moms across the country were saying it at the same time. Well, and looking back on it, it makes no sense because it's like there's tons of radio stations. So why would I think that the one station I'm listening to is the one that MTV is carrying? So if your mom started singing it, would you run to the TV? If your mom was like... No. It was only the radio. I thought if it was on the radio, it was on MTV. Come on. Eddie, did you have any weird kid stuff? No. See? You guys are lying. P1CB. P1CB, are you there? Dude. No. Don't look at me.
But you were the one that's supposed to keep her there. I did. But when Mikey went there, no caller. I'm not kidding you. One second before he picked up that phone line, I checked to see. So then what happened? Your guess is as good as mine. Animals calling in today. Animals. Yeah, they're animals. Where are you? Animals. Mike, what do you want me to do? I do what you ask me to do. But no, what you ask is to have the call there when you go to the line. I can't. That's what you ask. I can't stay in line. Okay, so you say to me, you say, Robert. Yeah. No, you don't. Check the lines constantly to make sure that the call is there. Make sure they don't hang up. So that when I go to the phone line, it's not a blank call and we don't look like a jacket. Yes, exactly. That'd be great. I do that.
But then what happens when I go to the line and nobody's there? Bad service. Didn't have singular. That's right. Maybe they should try getting singular wireless. That's just a cheap plug. Shameless plug. Mikey Show. Hey, it's Andrew. What's up, Andrew? Hey, I just wanted to ask if you guys got my picture for Sky last night. Dude, I'm not kidding you. Listen, if anybody wrote any emails to me over the last 30 hours. Don't expect a response back because I had 300 and some emails in the last couple hours or whatever. So, dude, I have to apologize to you in advance. I haven't got it. It's pretty funny, though. What is it? It's a picture of Darth Vader holding a ham. I want to see that. I want to see that, man. Send it again right now, will you? I'm actually at school right now, but I'll send it again. How good are you? Sean, don't lash out. Don't lash out. You're a reactor.
Don't lash out. I thank you. I said it last night, though. All right, dude. Send it again when you can, okay? Love you. I'm out. Mike. Yeah. Look at Ashley's face. I know it. I was a little while ago, like, when we were on the air. I would glance at her every once in a while, and she would be looking at Skye. I'm dying. Oh, happy Halloween. Oh, okay, bam, bam. You're one to talk. Thank you. Look at yourself in the mirror. I like what I said. Shut up. You tell him, Ashley. Bob over here is telling me I look like a Halloween pumpkin. Shut up. You haven't washed your hair in two weeks, and it's in a not- Hey, uh, when you guys- Bad bear ponytail. And it looks retarded. Shut up. Who's that guy in that studio yelling at him? I'm not in the mood, kid. How older than you are. I love you.
That is my favorite thing. When are you guys signing the lease? You're going to be roommates. I almost passed out. That was really funny, man. Okay. Getting light at it. B-Rob prank calls. We haven't done that. B-Rob prank calls. What does that mean? Where are they, B-Rob? Where are they? I'll put them up for you. Exciting. Yes. You'll put them up for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. B-Rob came to me. He said, can I do prank phone calls? And I said, sure, do them, and we'll play them back on the 28-hour show. And so he did. Oh, jeez, my thing's messing up. Oh, my God, jeez. That's what she said. Or he said. Okay. Mikey Show. Weird.
connection story that I would like to tell from when I was a kid. Okay, go ahead. I'm P1 Nelly to start out with. Okay. And my silly connection... Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. Yeah. Tell everybody what a P1 is. A P1 is someone that listens to the Mikey Show exclusively, turns their radio down, and gets straight to the ground. I'm going to let people know that the reason that we do this 28-hour show and that I insist upon it as the host is because I am an insecure person. Hang on. But within my insecurity, I feel that I'm good at radio. And I want the show to be more successful than any show in the history of San Diego radio. And so we do this 28-hour broadcast to try to get people to tune in and tell their friends about us and build the ratings. And so I hope that you will tell your friends about us and that we will get more listeners. Well...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the military, and we all work security over here in Point Loma, and pretty much every one of our unit drivers listens to you all morning. Thank you. Thank you. So tell me about the strange connection you made as a kid. Well, I loved singing, and Whitney Houston was real big, and there was a lot of folks. She's real big now. Well, yeah, that's it. But I used to want to be black because I thought it would make my singing voice better. I heard that. Speak on it, sister. Go ahead. In the attempts of this, I used to think if I drank more chocolate milk, it would change my skin color. Nice. The most famous Whitney Houston song there is. I have a question. Go ahead, Eddie. Did it work? No, actually, I'm Hispanic, and I'm probably one of the whitest Hispanics you'll ever meet. Should have drank more chocolate milk. Maybe went with the Nestle powder instead of like a Hershey syrup. Should have ate more Nutella. Science, Holmes. What was your favorite Whitney Houston song? I want to dance with some... Yes, Eddie. Actually, yeah, that was really cool. Yes, Eddie. Yes, Eddie. Worst video ever. Totally disagree. Oh, Trump. Defend it. Totally.
It showcases all of her assets. It's a great introduction. Didn't you see it? You picture this young woman listening to this going... Great Bill commercial. Dance with somebody, then. Will somebody love me? Yeah, Sean, get it. Stop it. Wow. You were so skinny in that video. Tony Hawk is going to be on the show coming up in just a little bit. What about Billy Bush? Nine Hour. Okay. Billy Bush, Bill? Billy Ray. Billy Swire. That'd be cool. What about Billy Jean King? Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Dee Williams.
Yeah. Mr. Bill. Mr. Ed. Bill Clinton. Billy Vanilli. What? You've lost your mind, Eddie. That was I Am by Bobby Colonels. I'm not taking credit for that. You shouldn't. Garbage. That's trash. What about Billy Ames from 8 is Enough? That's Willie Ames. You loser. Billy Mummy. Billy Wonka. Yeah, Billy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What about that guy? Great guy. Yep. William Forsyth. William Shakespeare. What about him? Great poet. William Shatner. William Shatner. He was good. The Shat. Do you have the prank calls up? Oh, yeah, yeah. In the middle of a while. Dude, I had that like 40 minutes ago. Wa-wa-wa. Wa-wa-wa. Wa-wa-wa. Where are they? Where are they? Wa-wa-wa. In the center of white. Wa-wa-wa-wa.
This is B-Rob making a prank phone call. Here we go. Uh-oh. This is Francis. How may I help you? Yeah, I'm calling in regards to my son. Well, what sparked this phone call was about two weeks ago, had a family night. We played board games. We're in the middle of playing ball to dash. My son is not stumping anyone. He's not being creative. I'll give you, for instance, I think it was the word, Benespati. You get to create your own definition. He wrote delicious yum-yum spaghetti. Now, I think he's retarded. I'm going to brain freeze. Oh, that's funny, dude. He wrote delicious yum-yum spaghetti. I think he's retarded. Oh, my God. Oh, that's funny. I don't know what you guys do. Do you guys work one-on-one with them? I mean, I can't sit down. I got no patience with the boy. Okay, now, our program is definitely group tutoring. And would you give him maybe word problems for that? I don't think that's the only area he's going to need help. Last weekend, we had a guy's night. I decided to, you know, let him actually hang out with the big boys.
And we're playing some poker and whatnot. He goes all in, pair of deuces.