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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 12
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Radio acting parodiesSilence of the Lambs spoofDie Hard spoofDance competitionCharger Girls judgesChoreographed dance routinesFreestyle danceTechnical difficultiesAudience interactionPerformance judgingOn air personalitiesComedy bits
This broadcast features a mix of radio acting and a live dance competition. Hosts perform comedic parodies of 'Silence of the Lambs' with Skye as Clarice and a Sam Kinison-esque Lecter, and 'Die Hard' with Tracy Morgan as Hans Gruber and Adam Sandler as John McClane. The main event is a dance-off between staff members Skye, Ashley, and Zeth, judged by Charger Girls Chantel, Kaylin, and Marlena. While Ashley and Skye deliver strong choreographed and freestyle performances, Zeth's routine comically fails due to lack of practice and music issues, leading to playful ridicule from the judges and hosts.
What happened, in order
Silence of the Lambs Parody
The hosts perform a scene from 'Silence of the Lambs' with Sam Kinison as Hannibal Lecter and Skye as Clarice Starling.
Die Hard Parody
The hosts perform a scene from 'Die Hard' with Tracy Morgan as Hans Gruber and Adam Sandler as John McClane.
Dance Competition Intro
The hosts introduce the three contestants, Skye, Ashley, and Zeth, for the upcoming dance competition.
Meet the Charger Girls Judges
The show introduces the three judges from the Charger Girls: Chantel, Kaylin, and Marlena, discussing their dance backgrounds.
Ashley's Choreographed Routine
Ashley performs her choreographed dance routine, facing initial music technical difficulties.
Skye's Choreographed Routine
Skye performs the same choreographed routine, impressing the judges with her animated performance.
Zeth's Failed Routine
Zeth attempts his choreographed routine, but it's a comedic failure due to music issues and his lack of preparation.
Ashley & Skye's Duo Routine
Ashley and Skye perform the choreographed routine together to demonstrate its difficulty after Zeth's failure.
Freestyle Costume Reveal
Skye and Ashley reveal their unique costumes for the freestyle round, with Skye's fishnets ripped and Ashley's inspired by her heritage.
Skye's Interpretive Freestyle
Skye performs a dramatic and interpretive freestyle dance, which is restarted multiple times due to host commentary.
Ashley's Hip-Hop Freestyle
Ashley performs her hip-hop freestyle routine to a Kanye West song, receiving a dollar from Sean.
People mentioned
SkyeAshleyZethEddieChantelKaylinMarlenaSam KinisonTracy MorganAdam SandlerPricemanSeanRobDJ EmphaticDJ TannerBaby HueyKanye West
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to 4,000. 4,000? Vivian, may I point out five more nights at 3,000 a night is only 1,500. But you want days, too. All right, 2,000. Three. And then, quickly getting herself back together, she flips on the sexy smile. Sugar, you got it. I will treat you like a prince. Anything, any way you want. Wow. I'm not just talking about sex. Look. I'll treat you so nice, you'll never want to let me go, okay? 3,000 for five days, and Vivian, I will let you go. That would have been good. I actually think that would have been fantastic. I think Pacino should have taken the role. I didn't think you overacted enough. I think you should have yelled a little bit more. She got a little crazier. All right, let's see how this one goes then.
How about we do A Little Silence in the Lambs? Only this time, instead of Anthony Hopkins playing the role of Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Sam Kinison has been cast in the role of Dr. Lecter. Oh, no. Now, this is the scene from the movie where it's the initial meeting between Dr. Lecter And Clarice. It's in the jail cell where Lecter's being held. Oh, you're so ambitious, aren't you? That's right. You know what you look like to me, huh? With your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. But good nutrition has given you some length of your bone. But you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, huh? Are you?
Officer Starling, that accent you're trying so desperately to shed pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner, huh? Did he stick of a lamp? How quickly the boys found you. All those tedious sticky fumblings in the backseat of cars while you could only dream of getting out, getting anywhere, getting all the way to the... You see a lot, Dr. Lecter. Oh, no. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? How about it? Look at yourself and write down the truth. Or maybe you're afraid to. Wow. Nice. Thank you. Reasonably so, yes. And you'd hate to think you were common. My, wouldn't that sting? Well, you're far from common, Officer Starling. All you have is the fear of it. Now, please excuse me. Good day. And the questionnaire? You know, a census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver!
I think they should remake it. Oh, my gosh. I'm dying. Wow, Skye, that was really good. Thank you. Thank you. It's like Cody Foster was in the room. Thank you. Wait. Eddie? Not appropriate. In the accused. Eddie. Holy crap. Not cool. All right, let's try one more. This one is Die Hard. Now, this is the scene in Die Hard where the terrorist Hans and John McClane, played by Bruce Willis, first speak to each other through the walkie-talkie at the Nakatomi Tower.
Very famous scene. They're talking to each other in the walkie-talkies. And this time, Hans will not be played by a German actor. Really? Hans will be played by Tracy Morgan. And the role that Bruce Willis made famous as John McClane will now be played by Adam Sandler. Okay, wait. This is a different kind of movie. Hans. So who are you there? I'm just a fly in the ointment here, Hans. You know, the monkey and the wrench had a pain in the ass. Mr. Mystery Guest, are you still there? Wait, wait, wait. I got an idea. Walkie-talkie. Oh, I like it. Walkie-talkie. We got a walkie-talkie. Now, who's got the walkie-talkies? They both do. You could use both of them. Oh, nice. There you go.
It was already on. There you go. Just press the button. There you go. Is it already on? Yep. Just press the button and it'll work. Who are you then? The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the air. Mr. Mystery Guy. Are you still there? I wouldn't think of leaving here, Hans. Unless you want to open the front. Noise. We got a lot of people out here to see something very... Very cool. Now, we haven't said this too much on the radio, but I want to make sure that I point out the girls have actually been working really hard on this. They've been practicing for a long time. We have Charger girls that have actually been teaching them routines. They're going to be a taught routine that's been taught to them by the Charger girls, but they're also going to be doing their own freestyle routine. Now, I want to have a big round of applause for our three girls today, Sky, Ashley, and Zeth.
These three lovely ladies have been working hard to bring it today, and so they're going to be doing their routines for you now. I want to talk to you a little bit about the criteria of judging, okay? Today, the girls are going to be judged on costume, physical fitness, music selection, creativity, execution, crowd reaction, stage presence, and choreography. These are the areas that they will be judged in. All of you guys get the very, very cool honor of getting to see it happen live. All the other thousands of people that are listening are going to hear it on the radio, but you guys get to see it here live today. It's going to start here very soon, and we pulled out all the stops for you guys. We wanted to be able to put a stage up here for you, have the Charger girls teaching them this number, and we have to pump out some jams for you guys until it all begins. DJ Emphatic. Hit it, bro.
Power button's on on this. Okay. Oh, but we do have to kill that. We got to kill that music. DJ Emphatic, we got to pull that back. Now, I think we're back on the air. I think we're back on the air. So we got to call the music. Yeah, we're back on the air. No, it's okay, bro. I didn't either. I didn't either. I think we're back on the air. No matter what, we will treat this as if we're back on the air. Wow. That is huge. No, literally. Bro, what should... What? He said it might be a soccer player. I felt him kick.
This guy's great. This guy showed up out here. He's big. Dude, what is your name? Baby Huey. Baby Huey. You are. This guy has, right now, he's got his big belly out. And written on his belly, it says, it's B-Rob's baby. Go Sox. Wow. Wow. B-Rob. Dude. Is that your baby? This one is, yeah. Wow. They're all over the place, Rob. Yeah, they're everywhere. They're everywhere. You guys want to see some dancing or what? All right. First of all, for everybody that is listening on the radio, for everybody that's driving right now throughout San Diego and listening on the radio, I want them to have an idea of how many people are here right now. So as loudly as you can, scream and make some noise. Dude, it's safe to say. Let me get on a hard mic. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Let me just say.
This is one of the bigger crowds that we've had. And we've had some big crowds. Oh, man. This is one of the bigger crowds that we've had. If we can, can we get a wireless over to the judges? I want to introduce the judges to everyone, and I want everybody to know what we're going to be doing here and then get these girls on stage and get them dancing. Now, first of all, I'm going to let you know right off the bat, we brought out the best. It's the Charger girls. They know what they're doing. They know their dance. They know what's up. Best in the NFL. All right. Is that microphone working, Seth? Yeah. Okay. Cool. Let's hand the microphone first. Let's hand the microphone first to Chantel. Chantel, I want you to, first of all, how long have you been a Charger girl? Six years. Six years now. Wow. Awesome. Very awesome. And what is your background in dance? What is sort of your background? I have to say I've been dancing since I came out of the womb. I've really been dancing for a long time. I started off with cheerleading and gymnastics, and then I went on to do some modern and jazz and, of course, hip-hop. So it's been a long time, at least 15 years. So you have a background and a little bit of everything. A little bit of everything. Okay, cool. And how old are you, Chantel? Oh, no. All these girls are, like, 22. I'm a nice 21. We'll keep it at that. They're all 21, 22 years old.
Yeah, come on. All right, next, Kaylin. Kaylin actually is a Charger Girl. We know her here in the building because she's also a sales executive. And, Kaylin, how long have you been dancing? Well, I've been on the Charger Girls for five years. Oh. Yes, and I've also been dancing about since I could walk. Classically trained, ballet, jazz, tap, hip-hop, all of it, and then I became a charger girl at 18. Okay, cool. Now, you have been a big part of the ladies learning their routines. Yes, I have. How do you think they've done? Well, I don't know. I taught them the first day, and, you know, they haven't come to me to ask me any questions or help. Really? Really? So, either, yeah. And that includes Zeph? Probably mostly, Zach. Mostly, Zach. What an idiot. Okay. I mean, look at him with those glasses. Come on. Hey, maybe that's his look. Maybe that's what you're going for. Maybe that's what you're going for. Marlena. Where's your little doggie? Marlena is next. Marlena. Hello.
How long have you been a Charger girl? This is my second year. Ooh, so you're a newbie. I'm the baby of the three of us, yes. There you go, there you go. And you have not seen any of these folks dance, right? I have not, no. Your background is in? Pretty much the same boat as Kaylin and Chantal. Jazz, hip-hop, tap, ballet. Interpretive. Interpretive, you name it, I've been there, baby. That's right. All right, so are you guys ready to do this? We are. How about you guys? You guys all ready to do this? Oh, my God. Let me talk to the girls. Let me now talk to the girls. Here we go. So, Skye. No, make it stop. Are you nervous? Yeah. Okay, that's fair. Like last night, I was hoping I would break an ankle. Is that why you're blushing? Yes. That's makeup. She never wears any normally. And Ashley. Yes. Are you nervous? Yes. You are nervous. Yes. Hey, Mike. You know what we haven't talked about? I think she should have worn some red lipstick. Holy cow. It makes my outfit pop. You know what we haven't talked about? What? How do we decide who goes first? That's a good question. Why don't we take out the lucky penny? I think we should save Zeth. I think we should save Zeth for last.
Yes. In terms of doing his routine. For sure. All three at the end are going to do it together. Jam off. Yeah, that's true. Okay, Ashley. So we'll be starting and stopping the music. Just as long as we have time to go change for our second routines. That's fine. Ashley. What? What did you do? Ashley, call it in the air and winner gets to choose. Okay. Heads. It is. Mike. It is. You've got to catch it. You're the worst. We're letting it fall on the ground. It's heads. It's head, so you get to decide. So I get to decide? Would you like to go first or second? Or if she's going to go first? Will you look at the sweat pouring out of her ear? Oh, for goodness sake. This girl is sweating like nobody's business. I really don't care. I will go first. You're going first. Bad choice. You're going first. Worst decision ever. Milk is a bad choice. That's terrible. Or should I go second? To go first is the worst. Never. Should I be going second? Well, you already decided. You're going first. You already passed. Okay, wait, can I make a deal then? In the history of decisions, that was the worst. Then for the solos, I'll go second? That's fine. How about that? That's fine. Okay, cool. So for the first one, you go first. And for the next one, you will be going second. This is the choreographed routine that the Charger girls taught to Ashley, Sky, and Sam.
Look at that. We got a smoke machine, like a fog machine. Ashley's trying to tell us something. Ashley, what? What do you say? Ashley's coughing from the fog. Ashley's looking for Eddie. She can't see him. So the way that we're going to do it, because it's kind of short, is we will all do it two times through. So we'll just do it two times back to back in a row. so you can kind of get the idea of what the routine is. I do not know what that meant. What does that mean? We're going to do it two times through. Wait a minute, Ash, does that mean we're going to play the song twice? No, it's the same routine two times through in a row. Oh, I got you. So I'm just letting everyone, so you know, Caitlin, so you know. Eddie. Yes. You and I have microphones. Let's do our best to describe the action. All right, well, should we describe her outfit first? Before she gets going, Ashley is dressed. In a Britney Spears type outfit. Almost Tony Basil-ish. Yes, almost Tony Basil-ish. She's got on a blue cheerleader miniskirt. She's got on gray sweat socks pulled up to her knees. Leave her alone. She's got on tennis shoes. She's got on a red tank top with a gray tank top over it. She's got the pigtails and the red lipstick. She's blonde. Lots of sweat. Lots of sweat.
Beautiful white teeth sparkling in this 5 o'clock sun going down atmosphere. That's right. Lots of makeup. Are you ready, Ashley? Before we begin. Ashley standing with her feet together. Music. This is not her song. No, no, no. This is not her song. Stop the music. Stop the music. Somehow I knew this would be the essence of the Mikey show. We do not have the right music. Where's the CD? Track eight. Track eight. Are we ready? Are we ready? Come on, Priceman. Here we go. Track eight. Now she's doing a little tease me with the eyes. Wait a minute. I just saw what she had for dinner. Okay, my son.
My son just started blushing. He's only a year old. Get him out of here. I don't think he's old enough for this. Now she's doing a sway back and forth, sway back and forth. Eddie, I got to admit, it looks like a pretty professional routine. It looks like a pretty professional routine. Now I'm looking over at the Charger girls and they're all giving a look like not bad. Now let's ask them because they taught her the routine if that was even close. Chantel. Chantel, let's get the microphone over. Chantel, how'd she do? I'm going to say that was great. I mean, the move at the end really got me. I mean, that was a killer move right there. She basically dropped it like it's hot. And she dropped it. Okay. Kaylin, what'd you think? I am so impressed, especially because they didn't even come to me for help. So she did a great job. Kaylin, question. Did she basically do exactly what you taught her? Pretty much. There's a few little things. What were the little things? What was she doing that was not taught? She just modified some of the moves, but that's okay. Got it. Nobody here knew that, right? She looked like she knew what she was doing. Hey, guys, what did you all think about all the P1s that were here watching? Marlena, how about you? What did you think? Ashley, you worked it out. You had a really good performance. You had a really good stage presence.
pose you added. Very, very good. Very good. Now, do not forget those of you that are here watching this, they're being judged on costume, physical fitness, music selection, creativity, execution, crowd reaction, stage presence and choreography. Let's get the crowd reaction. Engage what you thought. Let's hear it for Ashley. It is time to get Sky up on that stage. Yeah! So, look at that. Team Sky. Team Sky is here holding up their banners. Now. I got a question. Part of Team Sky. Oh, look at that. There's ham signs are out in support. Now, I got a question. Yeah. They are both wearing very similar outfits. Was that planned? I have no idea. That was planned. So you guys plan to wear the same outfit? Yeah, we didn't know we were getting judged on costume. Yeah. We never were told that. Now, what's up with wanting to wear the same thing? Didn't one of you guys want to have an edge over the other? For the freestyle, are they different? Freestyle, we have an outfit. Freestyle, they're different. We learned this routine together, so we wanted to.
Got it. Where's Zeth's outfit? Yeah, Zeth, where is Zeth's cheerleading outfit? But he didn't take any of this seriously, so I don't expect him to be. Well, I agree with that. I agree with that. Okay, so this will be the exact same routine you just saw from Ashley. Yes, and Skye is, for the record, Skye's wearing the same outfit. No sweat, though. Yeah, no sweat. No sweat. All right, Skye, are you ready? Let's hear it for Skye. Same song. Guys, listening to the beat, listening to the beat. And now she's starting. Big smile, big smile. Here goes Skye. She can dance, dude. She can dance, dude. She's moving it, moving it, moving it, moving it. Shaking it. She's giving it. Oh, yeah. Look at the facial expression. Look at the facial expression. I'm telling you, dude, I love to watch Skye dance. She's good, man. She's very animated. I'm telling you, she's very animated. She's doing the pumps. She hasn't missed a beat. She's right on the beat. Dude, I'm telling you, I think Skye could be on the sideline, man. Very nice. Very well done. Very well done. Wow. Amazing. Let me tell you something. You can put it on the board. Let me tell you something. You can put it on a ham. I give this girl a lot of crap on the radio. Can she bring it or what?
That was impressive. I want to make fun of her, but I can't. That was good. It was good. It was real good. What did you think? I think she did great. She had competition. She did a good job. Really makes her sweat, huh? Well, everything makes her sweat. That's gross. Now, if we can get a microphone up to Skye. Let's get a microphone up to Skye real quick, and then I want to talk to the judges. Skye, how do you think you did? I think I did okay. No, you did better than okay. I'm telling you, you killed it. Well, thank you for saying that. I know in my head there was a little goofy stuff that happened, but I don't think anybody else knew it except for them. Yeah, I didn't know anything that went wrong. I thought it looked flawless. Thank you. Let's talk to the judges. What about the facial stuff? Facial stuff was great, man. That was crazy. See, I think she gets it. Yeah, right. I think she gets it. Playing to the crowd. Play to the crowd. Get those judges into it. Chantel. What did you think? Sky, man, you impressed me. You were great. Yeah. I mean, you might get put on my uniform next Sunday. I don't know. Give me a run for your money. That was really, really good. Great facials. You looked like you were having fun, which is really important. So, great job. Yeah. I got to point that out. Yeah, great facials. Well, the thing is, Sean, Sean. I'm just, I'm echoing what she said. I know it, but it sounded different when you said it than when she said it. It sounded different.
Never mind. Kaylin, what were your thoughts? Well, she was right on with counts and everything, and honestly, her crowd appeal was great. Showmanship is a huge part of performing, and she worked it. You couldn't tell that she was nervous. She had awesome expressions. Marlena, what did you think? Same. I completely agree with all the things the other girls were saying. You had really good eye contact, and that's super important because that definitely draws your crowd in. So, yeah, you had awesome scenes. For those of you that are just tuning in, you're listening to a dance competition between Ashley and Skye. And the stripper move, we wanted to compliment you on that. Whoa! Oh, wow. Very nice. You nailed it. You nailed it. Ashley, I got a question. Now that you're hearing that the judges are liking particular things, will it change the way you perform? Yes, absolutely. I'm taking everything as constructive criticism and will apply it in my future dance moves. Well, what you're hearing... Absolutely. What you're hearing, Ashley... What you're hearing is that facial expressions played a big role in what they thought about Sky's performance. Will that change your facial expressions? It will, Mike. And, you know, Sky did a great job, and I've got to give it to her. I think she's got the one up on me right now, so I've got to kick it up a notch. Maybe not wear gray. Why not gray? Why? But it matches my socks. I just wanted to say one thing for the record. It's Mikey, not Mike. But it's okay. You can call me whatever you want. Call me whatever you want. Mexican. All right. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Now.
Now it's time for Zeth to go. Oh, no. Oh, wow. You better bring it, kid. I would like to say for the record, P1s, he knew all of you were coming out to watch him. He did not practice one time. Sky and I practiced every day after work for the past week. That better not be true. That can't be true. Zeth, get up on that stage. Now, look what he's got. His glasses are on backwards. It's like he doesn't care. What a tool. He's so apathetic. It's like he's not even in. You know what? Hey, Seth, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. I think that maybe what you're doing is you're going to be like the silent assassin. You're going to come in here quiet. Nobody's going to know. You're going to fly low under the radar. Then when that music starts, the rump starts to shake. You get the boogie in your bones. And you nail it, dude. You nail it. You make this your own, bro. Yeah. You make this your own. Yeah. If not, you're fired. That's right. All right. Anytime you're ready with the music, begin. Same song, same routine. All right. Same song, same routine. Here comes the fog from the fog machine. Zeth, feel that music, buddy. Feel that music. Where's the music? Where is the music? Hit it. Hit it. Hit it, Sean. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.
Wait, what, what, what? Beth. A P1 said, come on, Beth. All right, where's the music? Hit it. Here we go. Here we go. Hit it. Here we go, hit it. It's the same song. Hit it. Hit it. It's obviously a practical joke. Hit it, Priceman. Anytime you're ready, hit it. Hit it. It's so embarrassing because that's standing up there with a cheerleading outfit on this whole time. Hit it. Come on. Hit it. What is going on? Oh, please hit it. It's the same song. All right, here we go. What's going on? No, wrong song. Wait a minute, I thought it was supposed to be the same song. Wrong song. Stop, stop, stop, stop, guys, stop. Do you guys know what's going on? Let's get a microphone over to one of the engineers. It's back on the board. It's back on the board? Yeah. Priceman, same song, bro. Priceman, play the same song. Here we go. Same song that Ashley and Sky danced to. It won't fire. What do you mean it won't fire? When you click on it, nothing happens? It's just not playing. I've switched the CDs. I've switched players, and nothing's working. Don't put it in CD2, because that's where Sean's coming up. Put it in CD1. Play it in the same CD player we played it the first two times. It is, and it's just not killing it. It's in the system. What's it called? Ian Eater and Nelly Furtado.
Bring up Nelly Furtada. He knows how to do this, right? Yes. Bring up songs. He better. Stop it. She just wants to beat down on anybody. She'll beat down on anybody. Don't tase him. All right. Have you found it, Priceman? Can you find it in there? Take it back. Take it back. Here we go. Here we go, Seth. Come on. What are you doing? Now Seth wants a timeout. What, Seth? What? Stop the music. Kaylin says we got a different version that was on the CD. I am a professional. It doesn't matter. She says he's a professional. He should be able to pull it off. All right, let's hear it for Seth, everybody. Let's hear it for Seth. Hit the music. All right, Seth is listening. He's kind of looking like he walked into a gay bar. He's moving a little bit now. What you're saying, you can't hear it? Is that the deal? It's the same song, right? Seth is saying it's not the same song?
What is going on around me? Seth, you're worthless. Come on. Do something. The routine. Give us something. What is going on? Give us something. Move a little bit. Do part of your routine. Oh, my. This is not really happening. I'm humiliated. I'm humiliated. What is going on? I told you. Seth, come here. What happened? Come on. Talk to me. Talk me through it. What happened? What was the deal? You worked hard on this. I did. You did not practice one time. Not with you. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Mike. Now, what happened once the music started? Did you get nervous, Bubby? What's the problem? Yeah, my Bubby was very nervous. So you just couldn't perform once it started? I get that a lot, yeah. Okay, all right. If it was the other CD, could you do it? Probably better, yeah. Was it just the version of the song you didn't like? If anything, this teaches you how hard this actually is.
These two ladies were able to do it. I think Zeth owes somebody an apology. I do. I do. I owe all of you an apology and all the Charger girls. I apologize. It is way hard, and I'm super sorry. Don't cry. You are awful. I've got to get the opinions of the judges. Chantel, how awful was that on a scale of 1 to 10? Let's get the microphone over to her. Let's get a microphone over to her. Sky's having to run the mic over. Chantel, scale of 1 to 10. How bad? A zero. I'm pretty disappointed. He doesn't even get on there. I was really, really waiting to see Zeth. Seriously, I thought he was going to bring it. I did, too. I thought he would actually be able to move a little bit. A little something, just a little bit. The whole reason that we had Zeth up there is because he was saying that, like, the Charger girls, anybody could learn those routines. Give me enough time. I can do it. Oh, Kalen is so mad. Yeah, Kalen is so irritated. Really? Yeah, hand the microphone to Kalen. Kalen, aren't you kind of irritated? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Right? Like, because you worked with him a little bit, right?
Yeah, but during practice, he wasn't really doing it. That was pretty painful, I have to admit. That was pretty painful to watch. See, and I thought he was going to be like Randy Moss. He doesn't practice well, but when it's game time, he really brings it. No, not so much. And finally, Marlena, how underwhelmed were you by that? I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Even though you weren't wearing a costume, that wasn't very fair because the girls went all out and you didn't. But I was like, you know what? The wrong music. He's going to come up with something and nothing. See, I needed one of those moments where Boy Blunder came bursting in here. He gets all mad. He starts screaming at Seth. He's like, what's going on with you, you pussy? I'll show you how to do it. And then he starts dancing and he takes his shirt off. It's like a Farley moment. It's crazy. That didn't happen. I think Rob is back in the studio now. Do you know what's going on, Rob? Rob, talk to me. Rob, if you can hear us, tell us what's going on. Yeah. What's going on, Rob? With the CD? Yeah, with the CD, with your boys. No, with the Red Sox. What do you think, you idiot? I'm sorry. You know I'm not the bright bulb. We know. What can I say? I don't know what's wrong. What happened to the CD? Do you know what happened to the CD?
Yeah, it's a dysfunctional studio. We've been actually looking at it this whole time. Well, why was it working before? That's what we're trying to figure out. We just put in another one. You know how hard it is to try to watch a Sox game and do this, dude? Seriously. What's the score? What's the score? What's the score? He's not watching the Sox game. You know what's on in there. All right, the next section is freestyle. Freestyle. No, no, no. They're supposed to do the choreography. But we can't get the song going. You girls want to do it together to the regular song? You guys want to see them do it to the regular song? All right. Girls, go on. Get up on stage. Get up on stage. Just to prove that Seth just flat out did not try or learn it. Wow. Kick a guy when he's down. She just wants to kick him over and over again. Dude. She's getting up on stage. All right. Anytime you're ready to start the music, start the music. This is Sky and Ashley up on stage together. Zeth just has to watch from the sidelines. Yeah. Terrible. Anytime. Worthless. There we go. There we go. Look it. Now Ashley's into it. Wait, they're off the music. You can't hear it? Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn up the music. Here we go. Now they're synced up. Now they're synced up. Kind of. Kind of synced up. Look it. Sky's got to look like it. What's Ashley doing? Sky's got to look like it. Yeah. Well, Sky's got to.
Is Skye off or Ashley? I think Ashley's weak. Very good, very good. That wasn't so good. Now, something happened. That wasn't very good. Now, something happened here. Ashley was much better that time. Skye seemed to be off, but I don't know if it was Skye off or Ashley off. Skye, what do you think happened? Well, obviously, in my mind, Ashley was off the count, but I'm sure in her mind, I was off the count. But it's different than me. It's getting ugly. Ashley, what happened? What was going on? I just did with my counts. I wasn't looking at Skye, so I have no idea what count she was on. I wasn't watching her. We couldn't hear the music like we did before. Let's get the microphone. Run the microphone over to the girls. Chantel, what just happened? I don't know. Sometimes you've got to go with the flow and just catch on. That seemed to me exactly what Skye did. I think it turned out great. Kalen, what did you think?
Well, they didn't count together in the first place. That's why they weren't together. But they brought it together, and they actually got on the same count. Were you guys taught to count together? Oh, no. I think that we could barely hear when her words start, and when her words start is when the first count starts. What about all the crap you talk to Zeth? Marlena, what did you think? I think it was good. I don't think it was as good as your individual performances, but I think it was good. I think the song's different, so we definitely have to give that to you. But I kind of wanted just to say this, and I know Kaylin agrees. Seth, you know, when the music messes up for us on the field, we just keep going. Yes, Seth. Yes, Seth. So next time you say you want to say that it's easy what we do, now you know it's not. All right, all right. This is what we got to do. The girls are going to change, and they're going to get into their freestyle stuff. So we are going to spin some music here with DJ Emphatic and DJ Tanner. Now, will this be on the air, too? So you'll be able to hear the music on the air. We're going to spin some music for everybody listening in their cars. Costume change. And then we'll be back, and we're going to bring it with the freestyle stuff. Check it out.
DJ Emphatic and DJ Tanner spinning out here. We are doing a costume change for the girls, and they're going to be back out here. They're going to be doing it again. It's okay. You guys keep playing. It's all right. We're going to be bringing the girls. What happened? The girls are doing a costume change. They're going to come back, and they're going to be doing a freestyle. No, but we're still in the air, right? No, we're still in the air. There's something. So as soon as we get this hook back up, we're going to get the music going for the people that are standing out here. Basically, this is out. We are coming up on hour number 12. We've been on the air for 11 hours and 46 minutes. Promotions department has been working like crazy. We have generators working out here to keep all this stuff powered. We have professional lights, professional stage. Are we back up again? We're still working on it. Okay, cool.
We got professional lights, we got a professional stage, and the girls are going to be coming out here to do their freestyle thing. Eddie, you have no idea what it's going to be like, right? All I know is that Sky mentioned something about doing a slow interpretive dance. It's a really, really slow, slow song. It scares the crap out of me. Now, Sky's coming right now. Somebody's already seen her. Here she comes. Now, what is the outfit? Eddie, what's the outfit? What has Sky got on? It's like a nice, pretty dress. And fishnets. What the hell? She's got on fishnets. Skye is wearing... Skye, talk to us about the outfit. Well, I kind of went with a little, like, hippie top to give my, like, hippie flair to stay true to my roots. But I wanted to make it a little sexy, so I did the fishnets, which I actually just ripped about a minute ago. How did this happen? That's awesome. I was stepping into my dress slash top and a hook caught on the fishnets. Maybe that kind of looks sexier. Just pull it off like that's the way you meant it to be. Yeah, I'm all tough, sexy chick. Right. You just got out of a brawl at a bar where you were being sexy. Yes, that is the fact. Okay. So, Ashley is still MIA. Oh, here comes Ashley. I love it. Look at this outfit, Eddie. Look at Ashley's outfit. Oh, my. Oh, wow. Look at this. Ashley, come here. Talk to me about your outfit. Oh, my God. Talk to me about this outfit. What do you got going on?
Well, like I said, for this solo routine, I'm sticking to my roots. For those of you who don't know, I'm 0.1% African-American. And for me, I'm going to just bring that out in my hip-hop to the max, the best that I can. Ashley's actually not kidding about that. Ashley, how did you research and find out that you were actually 0.1% African-American? My grandma called me a couple months ago. So, I mean, this is brand new news, okay? And she called me, and she said she went and got her blood. taken, and that it said on her blood test that she was 0.1% African-American, so it's in me. There you go. All right, kill it. I don't know how you can tell from a blood test, but whatever. You're going to kill it, and Skye's ready to do her thing, too. Go ahead, Skye. Did we get the whole CD issue worked out? Are we going to be able to play our songs? I don't even think we're playing it off CD. I think we're playing it directly from our computer hard drive. We have everything worked out. We have some issues out here, though, that we're trying to work out. Now, wait a minute. Now, Skye, did you have a CD you'd rather play than the hard drive? Yeah, because like every song has a different version, and so I don't know if this version on my CD is the same as in the system. Well, I hope so. Apparently we have the CD problem worked out, right, Rob? Yes. Rob, talk to me about the CD problem. What was going on before and what's going on now? I honestly, I couldn't tell you what happened before. Talk to this, Mike. Talk to this, Mike. I could not tell you what happened before, but what we figured out was that once everything's potted up.
He's going to directly hit it from the CD player. So it's not going to fire from the button. He's going to fire from the CD player. Priceman, we good? Yeah, Priceman says we're good. And are we ready to do this? You guys ready to see some dance? This portion of the competition is a freestyle competition. All right, Sky is up on stage. Go ahead and... Kill the music locally. Sky's getting down on the ground. The fog machine has started. And whenever you're ready, Priceman, hit the music. Oh, my God. Yes, very dramatic, Eddie. Very dramatic. Head down. She's down on the ground. She's now twirling back, looking forward right into space.
stepping forward slowly, step by step. One hand up, the other hand up. Now a little bow, a little bow, as if to say, I'm Japanese. No, I'm not. Now she steps back, she's swaying back and forth, as if to say, I want you. No, I don't. I want you. No, I don't. I've never seen a high ballerina before. No, she won't do it if she won't be able to concentrate. She can't do it if I'm calling the action. If I'm calling the action, I can't call the action. Okay, no more talking. No more talking. Just music. It'll throw her off. It's Ashley saying the same thing. Ashley's saying the same thing. Go ahead, Sky. What, should we time out? Time out? What, Eddie? Eddie? Should we time out? Sky, Sky, Sky, Sky. What do you want to do? You want to start again? Yeah, I apologize. I started laughing, and I could only hear you, and I couldn't do it. So I apologize. So if you guys can make fun of me in a whisper and start from the beginning. I'm sorry. Folks, I want you to know. I want you to know that the narrative will not stop. It'll just be a whisper. Okay, so I can talk, but we're going to do it in a whisper.
She is swaying back and forth. Now she is standing up. She is now standing up. She's looking forward. You can tell she's really worked on this. She's now doing the little ballerina. I'm Japanese. Ballerina. I'm Japanese. Now the twirl towards the audience. Swish back and forth. Swish back and forth. I'm Patrick Swayze. Smelling my fingers. Smelling my fingers. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do, ladies. You were doing good. We're trying to whisper, Chantel. No talking. She needs to concentrate and get this done. So quiet. We'll be back to you in about five, ten minutes. Hold on. Can we not talk? Fine. We can't talk. We can't talk? Let's start it again for those of you that are listening on the radio. I know it. I know. What is this, Dumb Lake we're watching? Wait a second. But we got to be able to do it. So this time, no narrative. When it's over, I'll explain what we saw. I whispered smelling my fingers, though. Rob! Sorry. Leave her alone. Can't say anything this time. Sean, save all your jokes for when it's done, and I know you have a few. Let's just let it go. Oh, my God. Begin. Beating. In our power as her big brothers, not to make a sound.
How were we supposed to make a sound? I just wanted to make some fart effects. Gosh. Come on. Just one? God. Now, Chantel, we were good that time. What did you think? That was really, really good. I love how she used the words and interpreted it. It was very good, and your PKs were on. Good job. I thought her PKs ruled. They were really good. I want a PK broiler. Chantel, wait a second. You said she was interpreting the words through dance. Yes, did you see her using the words? I did, but I don't know how to interpret it. So will you tell me what was going on? Honestly, it looked beautiful, but I don't get it. I don't understand dance. Well, if you listen to the words, and it says... When she was doing the turnaround part, in the words, it talks about that. She actually turned around. She was kind of turning around, back and forth, and then she finally came forward. I get it. Yeah. I get it. It's kind of like someone said honey-baked, but she couldn't really understand. And she was like, was that honey-baked or a Costco? Honey-baked? What? Honey-baked? What? I don't really. I can't. Oh. Have I been good through this or what, Skye? And then she was smelling the glaze on her fingers. Very good. She was like, Kaylin, Kaylin, your thoughts.
Mikey, you were right. She can dance. And not only can she dance, but she's got some training in there. Those were some very technical dance moves that she put in there. She had a pirouette. She had PKs. She's actually just sunburned. And Chantel was right. She interpreted the song. It was about a struggle, and she conveyed that very beautifully. She was struggling with her friends from giving her the business. No, no. Let me ask you guys. I've said to her a million times, I think she could actually do this. Like, she could try out for the Charger Girls, but every time I say it, she's like, you're an idiot. But she's good, right? Yeah, she's good. She's very good. What did you think? Wow. Oh, I didn't know I was, like, going to a Celine Dion concert, girl, because that was moving. That's what I was thinking. I thought I was at a Celine Dion concert. You were really into it, and, like, your facial expressions. You closed your eyes. You were one with the music. That was fantastic. That was really good. Like a rehearsal? Talk about interpretive dance. Yes, that was excellent. Good job. Like if Celine were going to the bathroom with the door open? Hang on a second. Eddie? Like if she were soaking in a tub, maybe? I don't know. Skye, how do you feel you did?
Well, I'm bummed that I had to stop and start like three times, but you guys were making me laugh talking about how I'm smelling my fingers and like, I don't know, hitting myself. The honey glaze. Didn't you see the sign that says Team Sky? Yeah, thank you guys so much for all the support. That really makes me feel good. How about the ham sign? Look at that. That person can die on the way home. Whoa! Now, how are you going to feel if they actually do? Awesome. All right, Ashley. Okay. Ashley, are you a little nervous right now? Can't talk. Got to dance. Can't talk. Okay, can't talk. Got to dance. Really? Can you stop moving your arms like that? Can't talk. Got to dance. Can't talk. Got to dance. You're wafting. All right, let's get her on stage, folks. Let's hear it for Ashley. Oh. Ashley, get on stage. Come on, Team Pitts. Let's go. Yeah. She's using a different song.
Let's hear it for Ashley and Kanye West. Start the music. Turn the music up. Keep the music up.
You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this section. To go ahead, go nuts, go aces. Stressing in my pastel on my patience. Act like you can't tell who made this new gospel. Homie, take six. Take this, haters. Wow. Now, hang on. Now, I know. Now, we have, I'm not kidding you. We have. Hundreds. What just happened? Sean just gave her a dollar bill. Okay. Really good. Now, I'm going to tell you, we literally have hundreds of P1s that have showed up out here to see this. That amateur night in college really paid off. All right, Bob. All right. Guys, what did you think of what you just saw? All right, now, wait a minute. Now, I got to tell you, there are hundreds of P1s that are here to see this, but there are... thousands of people that are listening that did not get to see it. So I just want to let people know this is all being videotaped. We're going to put it on the website. Everything that's going on out here, everybody that's listening right now on the radio will have the benefit of seeing on the website. MikeyShow.com and Rock1053.com. Hey, Mikey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll notice that her pants are kind of high up. That's because she rehearsed in her flooded apartment. I see. I see. I see. Stay dry.
Okay, and, hey, not to point anything out, there is a little bit of a pigeon-toe issue going on right now, right this second. But let's talk to the judges. Chantel, I'm going to tell you right off the bat, Chantel said immediately, that's that.