28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 12

0:00I want to save the very beginning of that drop for whenever we talk about him. Oh, Michael Phelps. Oh, my God. Eddie got the dork chills. Wow. Oh, man. That is awful. And I love the background shakes. How do you put your friend and say, here's what I need you to do? Here's the deal. No, you're messing. Hold on. Pause it. You're messing. Pause. Don't tape anymore. You're messing it up. You're messing it up. It's bum, bum, bum. Okay. Do we have it? Okay. Okay. And on the end. Stop taking it. Stop it. You're messing it up. Stop. Oh, my God. Four hours, and they get that. Oh, Michael Phelps. Stop it. You swam away with my heart. Oh, Michael Phelps. Away with my heart. I told you we're in C minor. Okay, I think I have it. Can you give me again? Can you give me the key again? Don't, Missy, stop. Don't yell at me.

1:23Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me or I'll go. Can't we all just get along? Yeah, but she's yelling. I'm not ready. Nice recovery. That's too much. I can't ever hear that again. I'm serious. You swam away with my heart. Is she auditioning for Wicked? I'm joining the pandemonium. I don't care where you stand on the podium. Just give me your hand. Try and ride podium. Yeah, yeah. I have to work with here. So there's three of them? Yeah. Backup singer and then the bum bum girl. Genius. I'm not kidding, Missy. You're bumming me out.

2:37Oh my God. You're like yelling at me. Why did you get to sing the lead? I wanted to sing the lead. I wrote it. I wrote the song. My voice is obviously better. All I wanted you to do is just do the pom-pom. Oh my God. Get it together, ladies. Oh my God. I'm trying to talk on the phone. All I hear is you singing. Mom, please stop calling me. Are you doing the Michael Phelps song? Yes. It's okay if you do it, but just do it. Oh, Michael Phelps. Stop singing. Your father's trying to take a nap right now. Where are we supposed to do it then, Mom?

3:45Go to Missy's house to record it. The acoustics are better in my room. Oh, Michael Phelps. Don't sing it soft or your father's going to wake up. We're recording. Your father is... I stuck a nitro and glycerin in his mouth. It's allowing that. Oh, my God. Well, he's upset for the singing of the Michael Phelps. From the top. Oh, Michael Phelps. Oh, my gosh. That's a little nugget of gold. That is so great, man. That is priceless. Dude, and I got to say, the other thing that was priceless about it was the dead pause and Eddie going, oh, my gosh. Right? That was pretty awesome. Best reaction ever. I can't take it. It was the best reaction ever. That was too much. That was too much. Holy cow.

4:46Michael Phelps' dad, apparently, they are not talking. They haven't talked for like two weeks. Yeah, it's really weird. You know, when his dad was asked about calling his son, and if he's called and talked to his son since winning all the gold medals, he said basically no, he hasn't, and he's sure that his son is really busy right now. Yeah, and it's not about the dad. It's about the son, and he watched it all on TV. Cut five. He wowed the world with eight Olympic gold medals. Now mom Debbie Phelps is opening up to extra about Michael's relationship with his estranged father who hasn't spoken to his son in weeks. Everyone makes choices. And that was the choice that was made at this point. Someday the meeting of the minds will occur, I'm sure. And there'll be a nice discussion that will happen. I don't. I understand. I guess the parents divorced in 92, and the dad, four years ago, went to Athens to watch his son swim, but didn't go this year for the Olympics. Oh, Michael Phelps. And so you know how we just heard... I don't want the Olympics to end. So you know how we just heard right there, that clip of... The Michael Phelps girls? No, not that clip. I heard it.

6:06The one of Michael Phelps' mom. You swam away with my heart. Let's see. Oh, no. How can we work, like, swimming? There's got to be a way to work swimming in there. You stole my heart. It isn't good. Like, what about, you butterfly kissed me. Try breaststroke. Okay. You breaststroke. That's totally dirty. That's totally dirty. Totally dirty. It's so gross. It's so gross. Although, let's see. Let's see. There's the breaststroke. What about freestyle? You freestyled away with my heart. This is just nerdy. Maybe. Yeah, it doesn't. I am? The IM, maybe? You IM'd away with my... That's stupid. Shut up. That doesn't even make sense. Sally, you're the worst. You let that dude in. Oh, Michael Phelps, you're covered in chlorine. No. I got it. Oh, Michael Phelps, you're so much better than the Chinese. Oh, perfect. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay, let's put that as top two. Okay.

7:29Let's try this one from the top. Oh, Michael Phelps, you kick those Japanese. He doesn't really kick them. No, he doesn't. Okay, let me try this one. You want some water? Can you tell me one more time? Oh, my gosh, Missy farted. Missy, that was so gross. That's not what she meant. Hey. Misty, I said I just wanted you to give me what key we are singing in. Misty, stop it. Seriously, my dad's going to wake up. My dad's going to wake up. It's not funny. Don't do that. Give me. Misty, that's so gross. We're never going to get this song done. What key is that? That's seriously the gross key. T-flat. Okay, I'm going to take it. For the top.

8:34You guys, it stinks in here. I take a lot of Starbucks. You do? Yeah, it gives me the poop. So gross. Try using soy next time. That's not least soy. Can you give me what key we're singing in? Can you give me what key we're singing in? It's the key of fart. B for real. Okay, B flat. B flat. There it is. You farted again? That was you. Don't blame me. That was you. That was me. It was me. It was me. It was me. Total Tartinos pizza rolls. Oh, my God. And there you have it. Wow. You know what, Sean? We haven't exactly picked all the bits that are going on the Best of CD for this year. Yeah. I would like to nominate that one. Absolutely, dude. That bit, to me, is so hysterical. Where did you find that clip? Well, that was one, you know, we do the YouTube clip of the day every day.

9:55And so I was doing one of my normal searches on YouTube, and it came back as one of the most highly viewed. And at the time, it was during the Olympics. Oh, Michael Phelps. Yeah, as soon as I heard it, man, it was like, oh. Dude, it's gold. That's all us. Gold, get it, Michael Phelps? I get it. Okay. Yeah, so it's me, Eddie, and Sean. Me, I'm Eddie. Yeah, you're Eddie. And you're Sean. Okay. And we're vamping again. Oh, here comes Skye. Oh, my God. Oh, look at him. Hello, Luscious. Who is that? Wow. Somebody just walked in. I thought it was Skye, but there's some stuff going on up top. There's a little bit of Savannah in there. There's stuff going down on the bottom. Whoa. What is happening? You really want to win, don't you? Here come the high heel. Well, you know, Eddie, sex sells. That's apparently. Obviously. Lady, you've got a little shirt working. I don't know. Oh, wow. Hey, I don't mind. Believe me. Don't mind if I do. It's just ridiculous. So we're killing a little bit of time before Mikey Idol Live starts. A couple people had to get changed and dressed and all that stuff. I'm telling you, P1s, if you're not here for Mikey Idol Live, you may have missed out on one of the biggest things.

11:13Of all time. No doubt about it. Of all time. Because we've gotten the go-ahead to do whatever we want performance-wise. Right. So, you know, the songs, you know, they're not nothing crazy. But I'm telling you, these performances, there's outfits, there's backups, there's, I mean, this is going to be. What is this? I don't even. Hold on. I can't even speak about what I'm looking at right now because. Okay. It would ruin certain things. Wow. That's all I can say is wow. I'm speechless. Baseball, baseball, baseball. Speechless. Okay. Well, anyway, Sky is getting her stuff ready. I still actually need to do stuff, but Mikey's changing too, and he's Seacrest. As we all know, he's dying to be Seacrest. Well, absolutely. I would like to be Seacrest. We know. How many times can you tell us? I would like to be Seacrest. We know. I would like to be Seacrest. We know. So he's changing, and once he changes, he's going to go out there, and we'll kick this thing off. The Johnsonville Brats are rolling huge. We really have to thank Johnsonville Brats because you've got to turn your mic on, Sky. Hi. Why would it be off? Well, because.

12:37Are you trying to tell me I'm loud and my mic doesn't need to be on? It's true. You actually don't need it on. Plus, you're not the center of the universe. Wow. Really? I didn't have the balls to say it, but I agree. Did you see that on YouTube? Because I don't think that's a fact. Okay. Anyway. You might want to check it out. Here's the deal with Johnsonville Brots. They stepped up and said, we want to sponsor the 28-Hour Show. We want to feed the P1s, and we want to help you guys pay for all this, you know, because we... As you can see, outside went all out. We built a stage. There's a barbecue pit out there. It's just a huge event. There's a projection screen going on out there for the movies tonight. This is by far and away the biggest 28-hour show that we've ever done. Awesome! You know, Johnsonville Brats stepped up and decided they couldn't have done it without their support. Absolutely. So we want to really think Johnsonville Brats. You know, I've been talking about Johnsonville Brats forever. And I've already had one and it saved my life. Wait, Johnsonville Brats saved your life. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. How do I get when I'm hungry? Oh, well, yeah, you do act like you're about to die. And I could kill somebody. I could go to jail. You're kind of like the Hulk, you know, when he goes through that transformation. Except I'm a good movie.

13:45Oh, wait. But, you know, I get crazy, and I was getting, I haven't really eaten today. Yeah. Which is not very smart. No, not at all. But I went out there for the auction. I said, I have to have a brat. Got a Johnsonville brat. I feel better. So I'm ready to sing, do my performance. But just want to give a big thank you for Johnsonville brats. Want to remind people who are not here that, again, you can go live on MikeyShow.com. Check us out. We're streaming everything live. We're filming everything, so if you miss something, you can watch it. We're podcasting everything. Wow. So, P1s, we don't want you to skip anything, but if you have to go to bed, lame, you can listen to it later on the podcast. That's huge. And pictures are up right now of the shenanigans that were going on this morning. Mikey running with the bulls. Awesome. Holy cow. Yeah. The girls paying off. Kind of. Oh, I looked so good. Chantel, come on. Don't even. You were the only one that was legit. I give you credit. Okay. Because you were, you know. Well, look at that body. I mean, she's got the stuff to be legit. Yeah. So, you know, Chantel looked right. Sky. Awesome. Girls were supposed to pay off. We wouldn't do a battle of the sexes. What? For, gosh, I don't know. Forever. Yeah. And whoever, whatever team won.

15:11It was either Team Awesome, which was myself, Sean, and Boston Rob, the guys, or Team Crass. What is it? Oh, shush. You know what it is. Sass. You know what it is. Get it right. Team Sass. It was one of them, whoever won, which was Sky, Chantel, and Ashley, had to pay off a huge bet, whatever the other person picked. Team Awesome killed it. We won. We quadrupled their numbers. We destroyed them. Absolute destruction. Decimation. All you have to say is you won. Everybody's starting to come in now with their performance outfits. This is delicious. Absolutely delicious. I guess I should put mine on. Okay, so just real quick. Those pictures are up. Have we described, by the way? I haven't described anything yet. I figured we'd do it on stage. We'll do it on stage. We'll do it on stage. And so those pictures are up of the bet payoff this morning, too. So you can check all that stuff at MikeyShow.com. I got to go change now. Okay, you go change. At Sean. Sean is looking really good. Wow. Sexy, Rebecca, is the word you're thinking? I'm going to put my stuff on. Oh, no words. You look so good. Hey, Sean. Hey, Sean. Yeah, Mike, go ahead. Okay. All right. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Go ahead, Mike. Do you want me to, in a serious way, mention anything about the thing or no? I think we should do it later. Okay. All right. We will. Look at him.

16:37Oh, yeah, he is looking good, dude. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, Mike. Let's lock this. What is going on here? Yeah. I don't know what to say. I'm looking at it. I don't know what to say. Yeah. What's there to say, bro? There's no words. Just drink it in. Yeah. There's no words. Something tastes good on Taste Good Street. Soaking in it. What does that mean? You know, Sky. Taste good street. Yeah. You can find what he's selling down at the mall. Yes. Non-stop. Nobody gets it. No one gets it. You know what? No one gets it, but I've heard all the P1s saying it out there already. The mall. The mall. I'm going to start this. You'll never hear the end of it. You clown. That's unbelievable. It is. You're right. Oh, man. Sean, that's a really good look for you. Thank you. I'm not going to lie. Thank you. Chantel, do you know what we're going to be doing out there in a couple of seconds? I have to try. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Zeth was extraordinarily proud of himself for finding five black guys. It was tough. I bet it was. Wow. I was helping him look. So he's lining them up. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So we have to go.

17:55We're going to do it in just a minute. Yeah, everybody's up there. But it's funny because when I went up there for the Zeth auction, people like Shauna, people from the station were coming up, which one's Ayo? Which one's Ayo? Okay. No one knows. You've met him before, right, Chantel? He was in the studio when she was in here during... For four hours. I was focused on what I was doing here. Oh, baloney. What was... She's always... Okay, I got it. Yeah, Friday. Yeah, on the Friday. He was our guest, and she was in here the whole show. Phone lines blowing up. She was focused. Phone lines are blowing up. I'm going to wear a long-sleeved shirt for my thing, for my deal. But it's so hot out there, I'm not going to put it on until I have to. Right. I agree. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Mikey Show, hello. Oh, what's going on? What's up with the phones? Are the buttons pushed in right? I think so. I'm looking at everything. Everything looks right. Hello, test one, two. Yeah, the real weird thing is that they're all ringing, which made me think, are we off the air? Mikey Show. That's not good. I can't hear anything. Yeah, something must be funky over there. Ashley's ready to go. Where? Here? Oh, Gravy Beard. Oh, thank you, Gravy. You are so smart. Mikey Show. Your beard has all the answers. Hey, Mike. What's up? We're losing it out here. Sky's mic is way too loud. No offense, but you've got to turn that down. Oh. Oh. Oh, Sky's too loud.

19:28The entire army. But from the entire army, please turn her mic down. It's a little loud is what they're saying. It's a little loud. You don't get it, bro. I get it. I mean, I get what he's saying, but I don't agree with it, Skye. I don't agree with it. Look at this. Let's do this. Look at this. Oh, my gosh. This is a mockery. Yeah. Eddie just came in here, and I thought that he'd gotten the DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour and gone back to 1991. Let's do this. Wow. Real sweet. Yeah. That's fantastic, though. I'm ready. Dude, that's great. That is fantastic. I'm going to wear this same outfit for the Guitar Hero Challenge. Good. You'll rock it, then. You know it, baby. That's the best. Mikey Show. Hey, Mike. P1 Ghost. Hi. I have a question for you. For the movie Rocky III, when you're going to be playing it on later tonight, because I'm watching it from my computer, I needed to know if when you press play on the DVD, does it go to the picture of the United Artists screen or directly to the credits? Because I want to match up perfectly. That's a fair question. Here's what we do. We start at the menu where it just says...

20:45You know, when you're at the main menu of a movie and it says play movie or play, that's where we start. We get everybody at the main menu and we have them move their cursor to wherever it says play movie or play. And then I say one, two, three, play. I was just wondering because I downloaded the movie. I had to pay like 10 bucks to download the movie. So it doesn't work exactly like the DVD does. That's what I was wondering. Yeah, what we do is we go to the main menu. So I don't know how it would work on a downloaded movie. Yeah, we won't know the answer to your question until we put it away. Clown school. Clowns, man. The P1s are outside of our studio window right now. Yeah. And they came up to the window with a... Stuffed animal. It's a stuffed animal. It's a gopher. What kind of animal? It's a gopher. A dead gopher. And it had a lit cigarette in its mouth. It's terrible. Oh, no. And the reason that they're all doing the gopher stuff is because Skye's a gopher assassin. I am not. She goes out and takes them out in cold blood, Mike. Yeah, she takes out gophers. That is not true. Eddie's giving me the signal. Yeah, we got to go up. It's time. It's time. Okay, so, wait, wait, wait, Ash.

22:00Are you there? Hello. There you are. I'm ready. You're ready? That's all I'm saying. I'm ready now. So, Ash, you are starting, right? I'm ready. I want to get this done. You're up. You're Seacrest. Let's go, baby. You're the host of the most. Talk to us before our performances and, you know, go to the judges, all that stuff. So, why don't you and just leave me one person and I'll kill time until you get up there and then I'll run up there. Okay. And I'm going to show, I'm going to show. We have an open for this, too. We do? Yeah. Let me hit it. Let me hit it. Here we go. Hang on. It is... It's a good one. Here we go. I say 100% yes. It don't matter what you look like, you can blow! Fasten your ears, lower your standards, and ease your objectivity. The 28-Hour Show now presents Mikey Idol, live on Rock 105.3. I can't believe it's here. The moment we've all been dreading. Yeah, right? Me, me, me. Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Bumblebee. The human torch was denied. The bank loan. Okay. I think I'm ready. So Sky and I are going to vamp until Mikey gets up there. About that. I think you're ready. Do you think I'm, how are both of them? They're tight. Yeah. Real good. Good. Yes. You're looking smashing. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Oh, thank you. I mean, you're going to win on looks alone.

23:35I don't know. I have stiff competition. Well, Sean is looking pretty good, too. Sean is interesting. Yeah. You're going for the sexy look. Yeah. Zeth. Oh, gosh. What is Zeth? I didn't even recognize him. I'm not kidding. Yeah. Yeah. Rob. I think I figured out what he's going to sing. Oh, no. Just based on his look. Oh, gosh. Ashley. Yeah. Look, she looks beautiful, just normal. Yeah, I was surprised. I thought she was going to sled it up like me. But I think that there's something going on. Yeah. I think she's doing something. Yeah. Oh, do we have to ID? We haven't ID'd yet for five? Okay, go ahead and hit the ID. Good call. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Bratz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 5 p.m. and 6 p.m. The word of the hour is and. I think the word of the hour is and. I think so. A-N-D. So for those of you up top, I'm not going to repeat it. And. That's all you get. There it is. So the crew, I can see them from here. The crowd is going wild. Oh, I'm sure. They are making their way up to the stage right now. We are moments away from Mikey Idol starting.

24:58We've never done this on stage. No. Not in front of people. This is humiliating. Oh, please. Beyond belief. Oh, yeah, yeah. But really, we do it for Rady's Children's Hospital. We do it for the P1s. The P1s. Here we are, making fools of ourselves. Oh, yeah. Again. There's going to be some good YouTube moments in this. Oh, this won't be filmed, right? Well, no, Eddie. I think it's streaming live on the internet. Oh, come on. As well as being filmed and photographed for the website. How dare you, sir? Well, I'm a woman. I thought that was obvious. What is that? Is that them? That music's coming from them. Do you have them up out there? Okay. Okay. That's probably from them. No. So they should be. What is that music? It's the jam, bro. Hey, I'm not saying I don't dislike it. It's just distracting. Okay. All right. So, yeah. Getting ready. I got to get in the zone. Who's your money on? If I stick myself out. If I'm sticking. Hello. There's Mike. All right. Cool. Good. I'm not going to answer. Dang it. All right. We're headed out. All right. I'm walking up on stage. And I'm going to get everybody that's here to see this tonight. Make a lot of noise so everybody can hear you.

26:09Oh, man. My program director, Shawna, couldn't believe it. She was like, I cannot believe how many people are here. We got hundreds of people here tonight. And basically, we are inviting anybody that wants to come down here can come down here. Granted, it's 100,000 degrees. I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt when I do my thing tonight. But I was like, I'm wearing this thing until I have to put on a long-sleeved shirt. So it's hot out here. 9660 Granite Ridge Drive is our address. You drive into the radio station, then you go to the back, and you just drive up this little path, and it comes up to the upper parking lot, and that's where we are. And we're about to have a performance here, you guys. Now, I'm going to tell you something. I saw them, and it's crazy what they're dressed like and what they look like. And I'm telling you, I don't even know what they're doing. Now, first of all, I've got to find Zeth. Is Zeth on his way out here? Hey, Zeth. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Don't come up. Don't come up. I want to do the AO competition. So gather the guys so that I can do the AO competition. Now, let me fill you in. Let me fill you in. Earlier today, earlier today, we had AO on the line with Chantel. Okay, Chantel, former Charger girl, member of Team Sass.

27:37And we're trying to set her up with Ayo, okay? Well, Ayo called in, and he's like, Yo, what's up, homie? She don't even know what I look like. And so we hang up with him, and she calls in, and she's like, So we put her on the air, and he called up, and he wanted to defend himself. And so basically what we said was, if we put him in a lineup with five black dudes, can you even pick him out, Chantel? She says she can do it. So we're going to bring these guys up, and we're going to bring a lineup up here, and we're going to ask Chantel, is it black guy number one, black guy number two, black guy number three, black guy number four, or black guy number five? So here is the lovely Chantel. Chantel, the guys are coming up on stage. They're coming up on stage right now. We've got one, two, three black guys, three black guys.

28:45Got three black guys. Hang on. Hang on. We're not done. I know he looks like a 50-year-old white guy, but he's... Hang on. Hang on. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. He... He might be black where it counts. Hey, whoa. Hey. Hang on. All right. Now, let's see. We got one, two, three, four, five black guys. And we're going to number you. One, two, three, four, five. Not you. No, no. You're honorary. You're honorary. Okay, so... Is it, Chantel, is it black guy number one, black guy number two, black guy number three, four, or five? It's black guy number four, for sure. It is black guy number four. It is. It is. It is, Chantel. Well done. Very well done. Thank you, guys. Thank you. All right, Chantel. Well, you've won AO. All right, I'm going to have you exit the stage because I don't want to give away too much of what you're going to be doing tonight. Are you guys ready for Mikey Idol? All right. Again, I want to state I don't even know what's going on. I don't know what they're going to do tonight. All I know is that they drew numbers. They drew numbers, and they're going to be going in the order in which they drew. The person that drew number one was Ashley. Ashley drew the first spot.

30:12In Mikey Idol. And she's going to get up. And you've heard her sing before. We do something called Tone Deaf Karaoke. Ever heard of it? And so she's going to get up right now and do a song. I have no idea what it is. Is Ashley here and ready? Is Ashley here and ready? Ash, are you ready? Ash, can you hear me? What did you guys say? Did you know that too? Here she is. Here she is. Come on. Ash, we're ready. Let's go ahead and start. No, wait, what, what, what? What's going on? What's going on? We've been waiting two weeks for this, for crying out loud. We've had two weeks to get ready. What is she? Is she doing like her final dance steps or moves or something? All right, guys. Well, I'm going to vamp a little bit longer. I'm going to be doing a special performance after all the performances, and we're going to do crowd reaction to determine a winner. Do we have eight? Did we get a decibel counter, by the way? Do we have a decibel counter for tonight? Awesome. Are you ready, Ash? Here we go. Anytime you're ready. Take it away, Ashley. Let's hear it again for Ashley. Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley, let me ask you, how did you come upon picking this song tonight?

34:36I consulted with my co-singer, Buckley, and we both decided that it's a movie that we all know and love. We love the song, and it's our tone is really what was most important. Another question. Did you guys rehearse one time? Did you rehearse? Oh, yeah, we rehearsed. Okay, good. I wanted to make sure that you guys rehearsed because that was the big question out in the audience while it was going on, but I think that was simply because they thought it was so good that they didn't know what was hitting them. I think that was what was happening. Did you guys like that? Did you enjoy it? Ashley, I want you to know this is going to go by crowd response, and you're going to have a good chance of winning tonight. Vote Ashley. Is that what you want people to do? Number one. It's number one when you call. Dial number one. It was number one. Number one. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Ashley.

35:28All right, and I want to introduce our judges to you tonight because we have three very special judges. Ladies and gentlemen, on the judges panel, we have our very own Randy, Paula, and Simon. And that's right, our Simon is a Simon tonight. You wait. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Paparazzi is playing Simon tonight. Paparazzi, truly, this is going to be your chance to get back if you ever wanted to get back. You hold the power tonight. You're a judge. You can get back if you want to. Our Paula, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, also a Hall of Famer, P1 Quimby. And finally, a guy that is widely recognized by girls named Chantel. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, most likely a future Hall of Famer, P1 AO. There he is.

36:34There he is, ladies and gentlemen. He's very, very popular. Say what? Okay, so let's go to our... Now, do we have microphones? Everybody have microphones? Okay, we're going to share a mic. We'll share a mic. Let's start with Ayo. Ayo, what did you think of Ashley's performance? Yep, you're on. Is this thing on? That's right. Okay, double check in. First of all, welcome, Ayo. Welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. There he is. P1 in history. P1. Dog. I mean, really? Really? Dog. Dog, dog. But for real, I think, you know, crowd participation is a big part of this. And, yeah, Ashley, great job, great job. And I hope America votes for you. Paula? Thank you so much, Randy. I would just like to say that this was a moving, exciting, gut-wrenching experience for me. I just think that that was like a million angels singing in my ears. I can't wait to see you in the finals tonight. Great job. Wonderful. Wonderful. And finally, our Simon, P1 paparazzi, what did you think of Ashley's performance? Why are all you guys whispering? I can't... Wait a minute. I don't know what's going on. I can't hear anymore. What's happening? What's happening? Why is he being handed a bottle of Smirnoff? I don't get it. I don't understand.

37:58I can't hear. You can't hear. Can you speak up? You can't hear. I got it. I got it. You can't hear. Don't get it. Eddie just mouthed something I can't repeat, but he doesn't. I don't think Eddie understands what's going on either. I don't think Eddie understands what's going on either. Let's hear it for him, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear it for our judges. And also, let's hear it for Ashley. Are we ready for our second performance of the night? Folks, I know you are familiar with Sean. As you know, oh, the piggies are here. The piggies are here. Sean calls his fans the piggies. Folks, you guys know that Sean is a big fan of the 80s music. And so here tonight to perform Thomas Dolby's She Blinded Me With Science. Turn it over, please. I can't even hear it. Come on. And now she's making love to.

39:56Here we go. Let's go. How you doing? You and me after the show. We'll take care of it. Sean ripped off his lab coat. Wow, his piggies are going crazy. Sean. Sean.

42:32Absolutely a performance of a lifetime. Tell me what you're feeling right now. I'm feeling a lot of hatred right now for everyone I see. Weird, weird. I don't like any of them at all. All right, all right. But especially these three right here. Okay, got it, got it. All right, that's our judges. Let's go now to our judges. It's never good to insult the judges, but... In keeping with Sean, it's in keeping with Sean. So Sean threw his lab coat out into the audience. Then he threw his wig and his glasses. So somebody got those keepsakes here tonight. Let's talk to our judges. Let's start with P1AO. AO, what'd you think? Uh-oh. Dig this. Grab your shovels, ladies and gentlemen. No more Randy Jackson. We going to AO now, brother. Check it out. A-O zone now. Sean, I was with you. We was here, right here, point A to point B. Look at that. Look at that, Sean. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Go ahead, A-O. Go ahead, A-O. Go ahead. But that was messed up when you said you hated us. I hope you get hepatitis H. E, E, E. Sean does this, by the way. Sean does this. Hep E doesn't exist. Go ahead, A-O.

44:04I hope you get hepatitis H. H. Peaches said genital warts. Pig Latin. Ew. Wait a minute. And grasshopper knee. All right. Thank you. Thank you very much. And next, P1 Quimby. Sean, I don't hate you. I love you. I think we've truly found the triple threat this evening, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. He's got the moves, the voice, the look. Wow. You took my heart straight to heaven, and I can't wait to see you in the finals. There you go. There you go. Thank you. And finally, P1 Paparazzi, what did you think of Sean's performance tonight? Incredible stage presence. Yeah, I agree. If you aren't here right now, you guys are missing out on probably one of the best shows ever. Thank you. Thank you very much. Sean, what was that?

45:06I don't disagree. All right. Well, he was talking about you. Well, thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Sean. Are you ready for our third contestant tonight? Are we ready to go with our third contestant? Well, we're having some technical difficulties. We're having some technical difficulties. Should we? Is Sky ready to go? Is Sky ready to go? You guys want to see Sky? You ready to see Sky? Sky has worked out a little something special. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Sky. Dancing with the beach blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky. Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot the whiskey. Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo. Oh, and he don't know. Singing some white trash.

47:22Let's hear it for Sky. Sky, Sky, the ham chant is on. That is obviously a symbol of love for you. Talk to us a little bit about your performance. In my opinion, your best performance yet in our competition. What did you think? Well, first of all, I have to thank Chantel and Camry because without them, it just wouldn't have happened. They brought the sexy back, if you didn't notice, and they killed it. So thank you so much. And, yeah, it was a lot of fun. You know, some technical difficulties going on, but that's okay. We're just trucking through. You know, you had to deal with a lot of adversity up there when you came up and you saw that there was no lyrics. What went through your mind, and how did you handle it? Well, as a white woman, I'm used to adversity.

50:27And so I just really pulled on my past experiences and I made it happen, Mike. You know, as a white woman, you're used to being, you know, kind of, you know, having a fight for everything you can get. And so I see where you're coming from. Let's go to our judges and see what they thought. Unluckily for you, it's a black guy that you just said that to. So let's talk to P1AO. AO, what did you think of Sky's performance? I thought immediately affirmative action. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, hopefully you can agree with me. Come on, oh. They have signs out here that say, come on, oh. Your background dancers were hot. Oh, I forgot about that. She is thick as a ham, though, huh? Let me tell you something. The signs are up. I love Ramsey, ham, and come on, oh. They're all over the place. Hey, shaman, Sky, shaman. Hey, but honestly, dog. That was hot. Your background dancers were especially hot. You did your thing, and I'm very proud of you, Scott. I didn't know you could bring it like that. Nice. You know, you're really what this competition is all about. I really enjoyed your tone. Her eyes aren't open. And your emotionalism. I just want to thank you. And I can't wait to see you in the finals. She was asleep during the performance.

51:54And finally, P1 Paparazzi. Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with A.O. Wow. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Laughing probably cost you a few points in the middle of the song. Doesn't help too much. Easy, easy. That's all you got, Paparazzi? He's being honest. I think you have a lot of supporters here, but I don't know if you're going to make it through the next round with that. We'll see. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Sky. We just saw a sign that said, go for it. Go for it. The reason it says that, Skye, is a gopher assassin. Okay, guys. We are going to move on to our next performance. Directly from the East Coast to you guys here. All the way from Boston, Massachusetts, ladies and gentlemen. And hanging tough for you or something.

53:11Ladies and gentlemen, Boston Rob. I was told to vamp. Listen up, everybody, if you want to take a chance. Get on the floor and do the nuke. Don't worry about a thing because it won't take long. I'm going to put you in a trance with the funky saw. Get tough. Get your hands in the air hanging. Nuke it on the block. Everybody's talking about who's on top. Cross our packs, you're going to get stopped. We don't give anybody any slack. We're going to come right back. I love you, baby. This goes out to you. Listen, he's the greatest white rapper of all times, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear it for Boston Rob. Fantastic performance. Fantastic. Rob, let me ask you a couple of questions here. What was it like to be the really tough guy in New Kids Tonight? It was like being toughest tough kid. Okay. Listen, let's move on to a different question. That was a really hard one.

56:35I'm dying over here, and don't touch me. I'm Donnie Wahlberg right now. Don't touch me. What does your T-shirt say? Homeboy, Mike. Were you alive in the 90s? Homeboy. Okay, so is that your brand of clothing, or is that just who you are? That's what I am. It's a lifestyle. That's Ayo. We're going to do that right now. We're going to go to our judges. Ayo, what did you think of Boston Rob's performance? Somebody just yelled out Sam Adams. That's because I had a 12-pack before I did that. I can smell that. I can smell that. Rob Riz, pardon me. The Departed. My man, you represented. Can I just say one thing? You look good tonight, man. Wow, look at it. He's playing up to the judges. Get some volume on Ayo's mic. Go ahead, Ayo. Hey, turn me up in the headphones. Who's engineering? There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. You get cool points for your choreography. He was Crip walking on the devil's roof. You know what I mean?

57:38Don't even know what that means. It's okay. I got your back like a car seat, Mike. Back to you. My man Riz. You get cool points for the outfit. The homeboy you're representing for the streets. This is original. I wore this in eighth grade, okay? So just in case you're wondering. This is going back in the good drawer after. Kidding. You bought that at Baby Gap and you know it. Hey, you get cool points. You the man. You represent it the whole time. That's what I'm saying, man. I ain't even changing out of this for the rest of the show. You my dog. You my dog. I beg you to. Dog. I love you. I love you. And finally, well, not finally, but tell us what you thought of that, P1 Quimby. Oh, my goodness. Wow. I was thrilled. I was moved beyond words. Somebody just held up a sign that said, you're stoned. It was like a million leprechauns. Okay. Okay. Leppercorns? I can't, I told you, I can't put it into real words. That was fantastic. That was fantastic. Thank you for doing that. I appreciate it. Finally, P1 Paparazzi, what did you think of Boston Rob's performance? I think Sean has got some competition. How about that? That's what I'm saying. I'm surprised he could hear me through all the pictures he was taking, but I appreciate you, man. You're a good photographer. You keep doing what you're doing.

59:00Thank you very much. Thank you. Let's hear it for Boston Rob. All right, folks. We have two more performances left for you tonight. I don't know what is about to happen. I only know if your eyes are hungry, they're about to be fed. Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie is ready to go.