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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 25
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Charity and fundraising for Rady's Children's HospitalRadio show marathon and its formatGuest appearances and interviewsComedy and humor through impressions and gamesHosts' exhaustion and sleep deprivationOnline dating and personal experiencesCelebrity involvement in the showAudience interaction and participationPersonal testimonies and ministryFundraising goals and progressradio showfundraising
During the radio show, Mikey and his team raised funds for Rady's Children's Hospital through a 28-hour marathon, with Bo Bice's $500 donation being a key moment. Bo's interview with Eddie included humorous questions, and Mikey encouraged listeners to visit his website for his testimony and ministry. The show featured Ashley's Michael Jackson impressions and a game where listeners guessed her impressions, while hosts played a repetitive 'box' game due to exhaustion. Mari Peyton's cook-off appearance and the NBC 739 segment also highlighted the fundraiser, with Mikey urging donations and sharing Bo's donation link.
What happened, in order
Bo Bice's $500 Donation
Bo Bice donates $500 to Rady's Children's Hospital, and Mikey shares the donation link on his website for others to contribute. Bo's generosity is highlighted as a significant moment in the show.
Mikey's Testimony and Ministry
Mikey shares his personal testimony and encourages listeners to engage in ministry by visiting his website and using the keyword 'help' to access his testimony and other content.
28-Hour Marathon for Children's Hospital
Mikey and his team are raising money for Rady's Children's Hospital through a 28-hour radio marathon, with no coffee breaks and a goal to surpass last year's donation total.
Bo Bice's Interview Highlights
Bo Bice's interview with Eddie is discussed, including his humorous questions and the impact of his $500 donation on the show's fundraising efforts.
Ashley Impressions Game
The show introduces a game where listeners guess who Ashley is imitating, with Mikey and others reacting to her impressions and the humor involved.
Michael Jackson Impression and Jokes
Ashley's Michael Jackson impression is discussed, along with jokes about the show's sleep-deprived hosts and the absurdity of the game.
Box Game and Hosts' Exhaustion
The hosts play a repetitive 'box' game due to exhaustion, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the hosts' fatigue after 24 hours.
NBC 739 Segment and Donation Call
The show is featured on NBC 739, and Mikey urges listeners to donate to Rady's Children's Hospital, emphasizing the impact of Bo Bice's $500 donation.
Mari Peyton's Cook-Off Appearance
Mari Peyton, a celebrity judge, is mentioned as participating in a cook-off between show personalities, contributing to the fundraising efforts for the hospital.
Online Dating and Compatibility
Mikey discusses his online dating experiences, highlighting the challenges of compatibility and the importance of taking people at face value.
People mentioned
Mikey (host)Bo Bice (musician and donor)Eddie (interviewer and game host)Ashley (impressionist and game participant)Nadine Turin (Fox 5 reporter)Rady's Children's HospitalMari Peyton (celebrity judge)Sean (participant in games and discussions)Rob (participant in games and discussions)Lars (participant in games and discussions)
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He goes, uh, Bo's voice and, uh, Mac's voice are kind of, are pretty similar. And I said, yeah, man. And I think that's a pretty good, uh, I think to be for you guys to be like in the same comparison is kind of cool. Oh, I'm, I'm honored by that statement. You know, my, my home church is a church called New Hope in Birmingham. And Mac has come down there and spoken, done some songs, you know, from my pastor, Donnie Acton. I had no idea. I don't have that. Dude. Bo, I had no idea. That is so cool. Awesome. Well, Bo, listen. Bo Bice just came on and said 500 bucks. I'm giving 500 bucks to Children's. That's awesome, dude. I don't know how we're going to do this. Well, here's how we're doing it, Bo. If you go to my website is where we're taking the donations. Okay.
What's that? It's MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And, yeah, if you go to MikeyShow.com, it's going to say 28 Hour right there, you know, 28 Hour Show, and you can click on that, and it'll take you right to where you can make a donation. And, yeah, dude, I'm a believer too, and I give my testimony at the end of my show every Friday. And check out, if you're there, click on the keyword section and type in the word help. And you can read my testimony and check out all the stuff that I do with that. That way, you're a minister. You're ministering. And, man, I try to wake up every morning and go ahead and screw up and put my two cents in so that he can be building me up each day, you know, to make me better by the end of the day, man. And that's the only way that I can get through this life, man. All I know is I'm going to get back up. And the only way that I do get back up is...
because he picks me up. What a solid dude. I had no idea, Bo, any of this. I didn't really know much about you. I know I like your voice, and I know I liked you when you're an idol, but I'm going to be buying some Bo Bice albums. That's pretty cool, dude. That is really cool. Hey, brother, hey, we got to wrap it up, but yeah, man, MikeyShow.com, and I can't even tell you how much I appreciate that. That is so cool of you. And, yeah, man, we just really appreciate that. And I know the people down at Rady's Children's Hospital appreciate it, too. We'll pop in and say hello to you. Yes. Dude. Yay. And I'm going to get online right now. I think for my last interview, I'm going to get online and make my donation. That's cool. Thanks, man. Thank you, Bo. That is so cool, man. Thank you. Bo, that is cool. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it, man. Bye. Bo, are you there? Oh, we must already. Wow, what a trip. I would like to be Seacrest. Oh, wow, that's nice. Let's take it out of context. Hey, Bo Bice. I have to hit the ID here. I have to hit the ID. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Brats on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 6 a.m. and 7 a.m.
The word of the hour is probably. Over there, Nadine, tell us. Good morning, Arthur. residents nearby. And I want to tell you now about a local radio show. The folks over there pulled an all-nighter major league, but it was all for a good cause. Fox 5's Nadine Turin is here in our studio now with more on what is going on over there. Nadine, tell us. Good morning, Arthel. Rock 105.3's Mikey Morning Show kicked off a live 28-hour marathon yesterday morning, and now it's coming to a close. This special and very long show is raising money for the children. Children's Hospital because they say the hospital plays such a critical role in our community. The morning show crew of six aren't taking any breaks, and get this, nor are they drinking any coffee. No coffee. No coffee at all. No. They say they'll crash and burn. Plus, they're entertaining diehard fans with contest giveaways and special appearances because Mikey says it's all about their wonderful listeners. Our listeners are the most rabid.
faithful, just absolutely loyal fans I've ever seen in radio. They're nuts. Looks like fun out there. People can still donate to the Children's Hospital by visiting MikeyShow.com. The marathon comes to an end today at 10 a.m. And I checked with the Mikey Show just a little bit ago, and they say they've already raised about $14,011, which is just about how much they raised last year. But the good news is they're still about... Four hours left, so they hope to bring in a lot more cash by 10. I have to add, Arthel, when I was there yesterday morning, we were on TV the whole time. So they keep on the Fox 5 morning show during the Mikey morning show. The Mikey show rocks. Yeah, Mikey show. And I heard they were loving some Nadine over the Mikey show. It was fun. They were messing with me. We had a good time. Do I need to go over there? Yes. All right. All right, Nadine. Nice to see you. I'm sure, Chrissy, you've been on the way. Oh, yeah, you did. Okay, well, all right. So we are having... We need to listen to it. Back it up. Back it up.
What happened? I don't know. I thought I was saying something. Let's see. I'm sure Chrissy, you've been on the Mikey show as well, right? I think so. I haven't been over with those guys, but woo! Party on. That's funny. Bo Bice. Bo Bice. Bo Bice. Bo Bice. That's cool. What a trip. I didn't expect that interview. That was really cool. 500 bucks. Dude, solid, man. That was awesome. He's a solid dude. We didn't even get to, like, the really good questions. Yeah, I know. Dude, let me tell you something. Eddie wrote these questions, and I was like, oh, man, they were so funny. Eddie's first question for Bo Bice. Why do you rock so good? Oh, yeah, dude. Eddie really did his research for that one. Hello, I'm ears. Question number four from Eddie. Clay A can talk about it. You made 500 bucks. That was so cool. Hey, Nadine, I got to tell you, we're drinking coffee now. We're drinking it now. You know? We're sorry. I haven't. Listen. Oh, show off. Thank you. Thank you. I'm drinking Zonka. Zonka. Hey, if you are just getting up.
Hi. We do want to just absolutely shatter last year's record of $14,000. That's about where we are now. Plus 500? Yeah, plus 500 bucks from Bo Bice. Hey, Bo. Bo Bice. Hey, Bo. Bo Bice. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Please. Mom. Go on to Mikey Show. Go on to MikeyShow.com right now. And please. Hey, Bo. Donate some money. If you go to MikeyShow.com. Lemon. Wait. That was Rob waking up. Oh, there. Great. Nice pipes. Right? Thanks, dude. Oh, my God. Get him out of here. Get him in the box. He is sick. He's not sick. Mike, I kid you not. Take him to the mall. He has flu symptoms. I'm fine. He has flu symptoms, Mike. I felt his head. I know he does, but that's only because he doesn't get any sleep, and he's sleep deprived. So you don't think he's really sick? No, I don't think he's sick.
I'm scared. Okay, dude. I'll give you a call tomorrow. I'm not even in there. Let me. Come over and cuddle with me. Hang on. Yeah. If anybody is listening right now that has the way or the means to be able to donate a large amount of money, please, please, please, please go to MikeyShow.com and click on the keyword. I hate to say click on the keyword. That doesn't even make sense. It doesn't make sense. Thank you, Eddie. Type in the keyword. Or use the keyword. Or use the keyword. Top me again, John. No one's trying to top anyone. Seriously. Silver medal for you, buddy. Good job. Wow. I just want help. My suggestion was idiotic. No one is saying that. Thank goodness you were here. Save the day. You did save the day, Sean. Okay. So there it is. Avocado, he's in a mood. Telling you what. Let's get Ed Begley back. What's that dude up to? We've been on the air 24 hours now.
We're in the homestretch. Well, most people would end the show right now. Yeah. Yeah, but most of us, you know, get up at like 3-ish in the morning, so really. Why did we do the 28-hour show? I do this every time, don't I? Yeah, this is a time where you question this every year. Don't worry. Next hour, you will come alive. Why do we do that, though? Because we go on like regular and we can't go off at 6. We couldn't go off right now. That'd be stoop. Yeah, please. Why wouldn't we just stay on until 6.30? Why don't we consider doing that this year? Why don't we consider 6.30? We wrap her up. Talk to you later. I'm feeling really good. No, I'm rocking it, Mike. Yeah, let's go. It was all about Bo Bice. Yeah, Bo Bice. Total Bo Bice. He lifted my spirits. See? Big time. Yeah, big time. Big time. He was really cool. Yeah. Oh, man. 5701053 is our phone number. Hey, you know what's a trip, man? That gigantic sentence. We're down to the last few words. Wow. Of the gigantic set because we've been giving out the word of the hour. We've given out 24 words. And when it becomes. Whoa.
Oh, excuse me. No one heard it, Mike. When it becomes 10 a.m., we're going to have somebody call in. And we are going to have them repeat the entire sentence back to us. Yeah. And when they do that. Yeah, Mike, what would happen then? First person that can accurately repeat that 28-word sentence is going to get a $1,000 gas card. Money, money, money. Yes, Skye. It's money, money, money. Money, money, money. Petrol, petrol, petrol. Yes. It's just a clip, everyone. Wow. Calm down. I'm calm. Okay. Here's our wallets. Money, money, money. Okay. What do you guys want to do? You have a really fun game that starts the 6 o'clock hour if you want to play. I don't really want to play it, but it's up to you. Let me see what it is. It's just going to annoy me. And I have news. I have at least seven stories. Be thankful for the stories on your plate. Be thankful for the stories on your plate. Rob, you are the worst. That was the worst laugh ever. Be thankful for the stories on your plate. Sean. It's coming, dude.
Give it some time. Let it settle in. Shot on an eight-second delay. No. He's like a gold miner. A gold miner. Yeah, he's sifting right now. He'll find it. Be thankful for the news on your plate. You're telling me a big fat lie. Now he's been a joker. He's a joker. I know. I do want to do this. What? The Ashley Impressions game. This is going to be awesome. It's really good, man. Well, she's really good. Well, my pipes are, like, on key right now. You know what I'm saying? So, like, I'm really in zone in that angle. Be glad for the food on your plate. Thank you, Sean. Thank you. And thank you. Thank you for the timely. Thank you very much, Mark. Borshark. Mark Borshark. Be glad for the food on your plate. Hey.
Hey, this is my uncle, man. Let me talk to him for a minute. Hey, man. What? I'm going to film you here, man. Ashley, you have to see American Movie. Yeah. Okay. You have to see it. I love it. Skye, have you seen American Movie? I don't. The Mark Borchardt? Who's that? Be glad for the food on your plate. Be glad for the food on your plate. I just know that from the Mikey show. Yeah, that's Mark 4 shirt. You got to see American movie. Oh, is that the one with the guy making his own movie? Okay, yeah, you showed that to me like 10 years ago, and I was out of my gourd when I watched it. Ashley. Yeah. It's hysterical. Is it like Best in Show? No, it's real. It's real. It's like Best in Show, only it's real. Only it's real. It's super funny. Have you ever seen Trekkies?
Dude. Oh, that's another good one. I write these down. Yeah. Well, that one, that movie isn't funny. It's just a documentary. Oh. Oh, you wait. Be glad for the food on your plate. There it is. Hey, man. I just, uh, I had to make a copy because Ashley has to have a copy too. All right. Do I have a copy? You will in 10 seconds or less. Seven seconds. Be glad for the impressions on your plate. Are listeners going to guess? Be glad for the food on your plate. I think so. Yes. Oh, this will be easy for them. I'm looking at the list. These are her best voices. This will be easier than tone deaf P1's call up. 570-1053. Call us up right now, and we're going to do Ashley impressions. She's going to do an impression, and you just have to tell us what it is, you know, who she's imitating. But Mike, she's terrible. I mean, the absolute worst. Oh, this is cake. This is cake. No, she's really good. I mean, absolutely. No, she's not. She's real good at impressions. Mike.
Yeah. Why are you saying that? I think that. You don't think that? Yeah. Why do you lie, liar? I've heard her do impressions and I think that they're, you know, impressions are hard to do. Yeah. And so I think that hers obviously are not like dead on perfect, but they're definitely right there. They're like. They're where? Like definitely convince you that you're hearing that person. No. No. As the crow flies. Basic? Basic. Very steadfast. But they have a good work ethic. Isn't that Oprah's boyfriend? Yeah. Steadfast. No, his name is Steadman. I think it's pronounced Studman. He's a cousin of Aquaman. All right, let's play. Oh, goodness. P1 Penguin. Hi, guys. Hi, Penguin. You guys are doing great. Thank you. Thank you. Are you ready to do this? I'm going to give it a shot. All right. Oh, my gosh. Hold on. All right. She's got to clear her throat because she's got to get the pipes in order. Local warm-ups. Here we go. Mike. Steven Spielberg. Is that Steven Spielberg? You cannot. That's not fair. That was good. I'm sorry. Mark Borchardt. That was good. His uncle.
Hey, Penguin. I'm sorry. Hang on. Let her do it one more time. I love you to death. But try to say, Ash, it sounds just like him. Yeah. How dare you. You are the worst. No, it does. But try to say something that he would say. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, Mike. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Exactly. Just like that. That's what I mean. This is so offensive. I'm glad I didn't hear any words. There aren't any. Oh, man. That was so perfect. I was way off. It was dead on. I don't even know where to start. Oh, man. That was good. I don't know. Did I just fall asleep? No. So you're having a nightmare. Apparently. You have narcolepsy. Apparently everybody wants to do a bit. Oh, my God. How dare you. Who was that? Oh, my God. I have no clue. Oh, no. Come on. That was Jay Leno. Oh, my God. Wow. It was not Jay Leno. Yeah. Sorry, Ash.
Couldn't you tell when she said, you know, like, hey, tell me about your family. Now that I know, let me hear it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it again, Ash. Do it Jay Leno again. You know what's good about it? It's like realistic. It's like, you know, she has like the mannerisms down. It's like you're watching the Tonight Show. It's like you're watching the Tonight Show. See, she doesn't do a caricature. She does the real thing. That was for you, guys. Thank you. It's not cool to, you know, do that to someone like her. Sean. You know what I mean? Penguin, I'll give you something anyway. Just because you have bad hearing. You're hard of hearing. Do I get an aid? Do I get a hearing aid? Yeah. Hang on. That's your prize. She don't get it. P1 Scene. Hey, what's going on, Mike? What's up? Congratulations for making it 24 hours and 18 minutes. Thank you very much. Awesome.
Thank you very much. Are you ready? Yeah, you guys, I couldn't even sleep last night. I had the radio on all night. We couldn't either. And all I could hear was Eddie talking about how he wanted peanut M&M's. Well, he didn't want peanut M&M's. Well, he would never say that. I never asked for them. He would never say that. Sure, I might want them, but I didn't ask for them. I mean, granted, I got them. Granted, he got 14 bags of them. I hate them all. All right, are you ready to play Ashley Impressions? Sure, why not? All right, Ash, next one. Okay. Stuff without, okay. I got that one. That was a good one. That was good. A scene. Really? As if I have to ask. Who was that? Hey, how about one more time for me, Mike? Oh, come on. Come on. I mean, really? It's fair. What part do you want from me? What's the matter with your phone? I'm driving my truck. Oh, he's driving his truck. Oh, he's in the truck. That's why he couldn't hear it that day. Yeah, one more time. Do it again. He'll get it. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And then, yeah. That's growing in her. Yeah. Again, again. That was a long episode of the Smurfs. Good. No. Nope. Okay, okay, Seinfeld. Yeah, dude, it's Seinfeld. Good surprise.
I don't know. That's good. You know what? Even that right there was observational humor. So she gets like the texture of the comedian. Stop it. I'm that good, Mike. Hang on, P1 scene. All right. I'll give him a prize. I mean, he basically got it. He didn't basically get anything. You ready for the next one? No. No. P1 Rude Dog. Hey, what is going on? Hi. How are you? It's been a long night. It has. Are you ready to play Ashley Impressions? Oh, I think so. This one's almost so easy that it's not fair to give it to you, but here we go. Do you know who that was? Get the music ready, Sean. You know who that is. That wasn't even audible.
Oh, man, dude. You can't work like this. I can't either. Oh, wow. 24 hours of people are pretending that they don't know who... I mean, I'm giving them a direct mic that we play on our show. She should be, first of all, YouTubed. Okay. Second of all, on talk shows. What do they watch? Ellen. She should be in jail. She should be on Ellen and Oprah. Crying out loud. Yeah, for what? It just wasn't audible. Master of voices. You aren't audible. Okay. You aren't. She's like David Blaine, only with voices. Right. Yeah. I don't know. Do it again, Ash, and then he'll understand it. Okay. I have a duty. What was that? That was it. You got it better, actually. You worked it out. Yeah, you really got it that time. Red Dog, who was it? Oh, man, I couldn't touch.
I'm not going to work. President Bush, dude. I mean, Eddie, you can relate to this. You do his impression all the time. Wouldn't you have felt insulted if someone was like, oh, who's Eddie Bean right now? Exactly. Exactly. You can relate. I can't leave you with this. Sorry about that, rude dog. Sorry about that. You tried, bro. I mean, I can't help it that something's wrong with your ears. Right. That's your problem to figure out, brother. That's right. P1 rocket surgery is on the line. Nice. Yes. What's going on, rocket surgery? Not much. Just a little sleepy. How are you guys doing? You been up all night? Yeah. What have you been up to? Awesome. We're a little sleepy, too. Just hanging out. That's right. You stay up with us all night? Trying to. Did you watch the movies with us? Heck yeah. Good girl. Yep. Did you even listen to Trouble with Kibbles? No. The Inner Light. No, no, no, no. Nancy? No.
We bought the DVDs last week and watched them beforehand just so we were prepared. This is my wife, William. So your name was Lee. Ken, where is Pinocchio? Where's my son, Pinocchio? Look, they had to use makeup. They had to use makeup to age him. He lived an entire lifetime on this other planet. Dude, why is Tom Arnold my best friend? It wasn't even close to Tom Arnold. I want... I want to own that, but with us talking over it. All right, Rocket Surgery. You're a total boo. You ready for Ashley to do a voice for you? I hope so. All right, here we go. That was Portuguese. One more time, Ash. One more time. I need words. Yeah, she's got to work that one out. It's right there, though. It's pretty close. It's a new one she's been doing. Stop looking at me, Sean. There it is. Get Sean's face. Oh, my God. I'm flueless. Rocket surgery. What are we talking? I have no idea. What's the matter with you? Join the club. Are our phones broken? Yeah. What's the matter with you? I apologize. All right. We agree to disagree.
Well, what? Adam Sandler. Oh, no. How dare you. I really thought she was doing Yoda. Sorry about that rocket surgery. This ain't rocket surgery, lady. Know what I mean? Who's this? Hello. Shin. Shin, how you been? How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? I'm good. It's nice to talk to you. You guys aren't good. You guys are tired. Listen, we're getting our second win. Who said that? Yeah, our 15th win. Who said what? Yeah, who said it? Yeah. I'm going to sleep good. I'm going to take a shower, and then I'm going to sleep good. Hot shower. Are you still playing that game? Hot. It's getting hot in here. So hot. So hot. Hey, Bo.
Are you ready to do a little Ashley impression here? She's glad for the food on your plate. You are? Yep. Okay. Go ahead, Ash. He's my friend. I know who that is. I do know who that is. That was the worst thing I've ever heard. That was the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. It gives you the chills, man. No. Because you're like, it's like in the room. Wow. One more time, Ash. That's really good. Hey, Shin, who was that? No clue, but thanks for making me laugh. You don't know who that was? Who's friends with Macaulay Culkin, Shin? Yeah. In a real creepy way. What's going on, Seth? The screen in the call said, hey, pretend you don't know who it is. Yeah. Sending everybody up. That was Michael Jackson, man. Oh, wow. No, I'm at my end wits here.
My ends. Just let it go. Just let it go. How do you like the smell? Is it good? What? Oh, my God. Does it smell good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good? Oh, my God. You can do what he wants. Can we wake up like dawn? We have the footage. What? I'll show it to you. I don't want any footage from you. Why don't you? I have all the footage on my Etch-A-Sketch. Oh, God. I knew it. That's good. I keep all the footage on there. Yeah. Do you know that when I was little, Tito would put me on his lap and, you know, he would bounce me up and down on his lap and stuff on the balcony? And every once in a while, he would bounce me so high, I would fall four stories off the balcony. Ouch, that sounds like it would hurt. Yeah, it was pretty painful. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, so I would tell my dad, Joe. Yeah? I would say Joe. Joe. That was your dad. You said dad, right? Yeah, I would say Joe. Okay. Tito threw me off the four-story balcony again.
What would Joe do? Joe would go. Oh, no. That doesn't sound good. And then he would fry me like an ostrich egg. What? I don't know what that means, Michael Jackson. The reason you don't is because you don't know what it's like to grow up the way I did. Like an ostrich egg? No, inside of a belly button. He's got you there. I guess so. I guess you're right. Does it feel good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good? No. Did you know that I wrote the song Black or White on my light bright? Really? That's so cool. Then I faxed it to my music producer, Noah Wiley from ER fame. You're a producer? I faxed it to him. A light bright. Am I Light Bright? How dare you, Michael Jackson? How can you fax a Light Bright? With a Light Bright fax machine, dummy. You've got a lot of nerve, Michael Jackson. My bad. My bad. I guess I just don't have one of those. I do because I'm rich. Oh, wow. You're better than me, Michael. I bought it at the Gap in Las Vegas. They sell Light Bright fax machines at the Gap?
They do when you have powerful friends like Emmanuel Lewis. Powerful? That's your most powerful friend? I wrote the chorus on a piece of bacon. Kevin Bacon. Right, Rob? You know it. Brutal. Oh, that was the worst. One time... One time I was breaking one off good and proper. What does that mean? I don't know if I want to know. I'm going to sneeze. Hello, Michael. Hello. Find a little sneeze you got on you. Anyway, I was breaking one off good and proper. Yeah? Yes. And my friend Emmanuel Lewis came into the room and tackled me, right? Uh-huh. And he broke my tail. Your tail? So I had to rush me to the hospital to put a cast on my tail. You don't have a tail. You're a human. Yeah, I don't anymore.
They put a cast on it, it constricted the blood, and then it fell off. Michael Jackson. I don't know about that one, Michael. That's how I became white. Are your tail being broken off? That turned you white. Okay. Did you know that one time... What? Don't encourage you. Did you know one time I had a squeaker? What does that mean? And music notes came out. And that's how I wrote Remember the Time. From a squeaker? I love that song. Thank you, Beanie Weenie. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Michael Jackson. Oh, no, Michael Jackson. Wow, I think Michael Jackson's all sleep-deprived. No, he's not. He's not? Oh, okay. Remember the time. Well, no, I thought it was a squeaker. A squeaker. I had all the people from Titanic as dancers in my thriller video. That's terrible. That's terrible. Yeah, you said it. Yeah. Let's do one more impression with you. Oh, I thought it was done. Mikey Show, who's this? This is Michael Jackson. Hi. I just wanted to say that yes.
I did take all those people from the Titanic, and now they were on my thriller video. Just play the game, okay? Okay, okay, okay. All right. Shimon, Shimon. Yeah, you, Shimon. Shimon. You, Shimon. Okay, okay. You ready? I'm ready. Does it? Does it? How do you like me now? All right, Ashley's going to do an impression for you, and I just need you to tell me who the impression is. Are you ready? Okay, I'm ready. Here we go. I actually know that one. It's not even worth. It's not even worth doing it, right? Because it's so easy. No, it's not. We're doing it because it makes no sense. That's it. There were no words. I need to hear it again. I was almost going to say, well, hello, who it was, but... What's the problem? It's so clear. I need to hear it again. I know. That's the problem. Turn up your headphones, Sean. You probably didn't have your headphones up. Only explanation I can think of. They're up. Trust me, they're up. Let's do it one more time. From the top, and a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and... Who was that? That's it.
See, I'm thinking Cher, but I'm also thinking Terry Schiavo. Oh. Ashley just IM. Michael Jackson. And I never heard that 128-hour show three years ago. Wow, Michael Jackson. It was Cher. You win. Yay. Yay. Oh, good job, Michael Jackson. Very good. Well, that's it. That's all the impressions we have for today. Oh, that went well. That's all the impressions we have for today. That was really good. I'm glad I couldn't do that. I thought that was dynamic. Thank you, Mike. Oh, totally. That was really good. Come on. Well, this went well. Mikey Show. Oh, Mikey. Hello. Oh. Wow. Calling us now. Again. Again. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. Is it Tony Braxton? It was not Tony Braxton. Breathe again. Breathe. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. That's Tony Braxton. Breathe again.
Breathe again. It's like listening to the record. Breathe again. The visual is terrifying. You've never seen that. Oh, you've never seen the visual? You've never seen it. Watch her do the Joker. Oh, yeah. Show him your Joker. Hang on, hang on, person on the phone. No, no, no, I want to see it. Yeah, it's really good. Why so serious? What's with the fingers? It's Ledger, dude. It's Ledger, dude. She gets the, she gets it. My hair just went white. Yeah. More white. That trips me out when I do that. It trips me out, too. It's like, you know. It's like a head rush. Yeah. It's a lot worse than a head rush, let me tell you. Anyway. Mikey Show. Well, hello. How you doing? Hello. How are you? Hey, my vodka here at the top of the morning, dear. What's going on? So, first off, hats off to Bo Weiss. Golf clap. He was awesome. Bo Weiss. Hey, Bo. I just wanted to say to Sean, thank you so very much for getting me into the... Tim and Eric Austin show. Oh. Awesome. And I will be down there to give him a hug dressed as his Indian friend. Did you just run a quarter mile? I just kind of woke up, kind of went to work. You guys make me nervous. Oh, oh, oh. It's all right. It's all right. Take it easy. But I just wanted to come down there dressed as his Indian friend, Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad. There you go. Thank you. I'll come again. Thank you. And I'll be done. All right.
Leave the funny stuff to us. See, I didn't go that far. I didn't take it that far. You'll never be cool deep, bro. I didn't take it that far. Wow. Come on, there's only one cool deep. 25 minutes from now, Boy Blunder will be in the room when we will be doing the Mikey Show flashback hour. Oh, now you're talking. I can't wait to see that beard. Thank you, Mikey. Yeah, fish. Mr. McCain is very appreciative of that fact. Thank you, Mikey. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. I love Boy Blunder. My friends. My friends. Oh, sure. He was great. Oh, sure. It's like a snowstorm in here. He's my bear friend. This guy over here. Who keeps whistling? I think someone left a window open or a door. Whoa. I mean, there's like a chill in the air all of a sudden. Mikey show. Is there a bird in here? Hey, what's up? Hey, you're going to laugh. I went and last night I took a three-hour respite from the show and I went and saw Yngwie J. Malmsteen at the House of Blues. Come on. Awesome. He still shreds the guitar like a madman. Dude, how old? How old is he? Let's see. I'd say he's probably around 45. Sick. Get him out of here, man. Send him home, dude. Quarantine his ass. No way. Thanks for calling. Yeah, Rob. I'm fine.
Put him in his box. I'm a little stuffy. Yeah, put him in the box. For real. Give us Zeth. Quarantine his butt. Box, box, box, box, box, box, box. So what are we going to do? We're going to have Zeth come in here and him go in there? Yeah. I have to hug all of you before I go in there. Go ahead. Go ahead. Can you do it with me? Box, box, box, box. Box, box, box. Go ahead. She can't put it on the warfare rhythm. What's the problem? I don't want to leave. Let's keep going. Get out. We want you to leave. I know, but you're not doing it. We want you to go in there. All you're doing is nodding off anyway. Yeah, go in there. Uh-uh, I'm cool. Box. All right, will you participate? You promise? Oh, yeah, dude. Box. Box. And don't do stuff with that Kleenex anymore. You're going to scare Sean. Look at him. Sean is ready to. Dude, my nose is running. He's got a fever. He's not a fever. He says he's got the chills. His nose is running. I mean, what else is it going to be? Give an executive order, Mike. Put him in the box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Can't do it. Mike, we're cool. We're cool. Let's keep going.
If we all get sick. Yeah, if we can't come back on Monday. Yeah. Enjoy it, suckers. Box, box, box, box, box, box, box, box, box. It's really the worst. Is she on delay in that room? I don't know. She's on a half-second delay. Eddie, stop it. Hey, Eddie. What? Can I tell people what we're going to be doing in the... Dude, absolutely. Talk it up, man. Check this out. Check this out. When is Johnsonville Brat's coming back? Oh, yeah. Listen to what we're going to be doing. Oh, there's one of them we can't do, Eddie. Because I don't have... Oh, okay. That's fine. Yeah, yeah. I don't even care. Okay. Chad, don't give a ring. He doesn't care. Oh, no. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. No, he's standing there. He started drinking his coffee drink. It's not hard. It's wrong. You are so off. All right, so check it out. Here's what we're doing in the 7 o'clock hour. For those of you that have been fans of the Mikey Show for a long time, you're going to love this. We're going to do the Mikey Show flashback hour, and the guy that we fired from the show, Boy Blunder, is going to host it. He's going to come and host the show. That's right. Yeah.
He got fired because he forgot to edit some stuff out. You think he's going to use his commercial voice? Oh, I hope so. But listen to the bits that we're going to be revisiting in the Mikey Show flashback hour in about 20 minutes. Reality Bites. Oh, I remember that show. Oh, yeah. Low IQ haiku. Yeah. Oh, man. Who can Sean beat now? Oh! Give it a shot. Loves it, loves it. Do you sound hot? I do not remember how to play that game. Is Shauna at work yet? Is Shauna at work yet? Where's Bobby Colonels slash Intern Danny? Oh, that was my favorite game out of all the games we used to play. How did that one work? Well, we would just look for anybody named Bobby Colonels or Intern Danny, and once you win, you win.
Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Box. Why aren't you? It's Senator Obama. You need to start paying attention to the lights. We didn't go red light, green light. I know. I mean, don't you guys have eyes? Turn your ears up. Box. Box. Box. You're the worst. Rob hasn't said one word since agreeing to.
I said box a couple of times. I didn't hear that. To participate in the show, he hasn't said a word. Not one word. Fiery. Not even one word. Fiery. Do I go home then? You know, since he said that he would, he hasn't said a word. You stay here. Oh, man. Box. Box. Box. No, I can't do it. Box. Thank you. You guys aren't even in sync. Shut up. Get it together. You're Lance Bass. You're so punchy. Who is? Fine. What are you? talking about? What am I cut off? What would I be cut off from? Uh-uh. I'm fine. You are the host monkey and you're sitting right next to me. Do not call me that. I put a little plate of apples in that little room over there. Why don't we let Rob do the Rob show? Yeah, yeah. Alright. That'll fire him up. From there. You don't use Mikey's mic. Yeah, yeah. You're not coming over here. Oh, but that's not the Rob show. The Rob show only happens right now. I don't want you over here. I don't sound good on this, Mike.
That's your normal mic, though. Yeah, it doesn't do me any justice. You use it every day, though. Yeah, it's horrible. I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Talk to me about it? Yeah. What am I going to do? You don't control this stuff? No, I'm the news girl, bro. I barely even do that. Rob, this is Michael Jackson. Can I do it with you? Okay, Michael Jackson. What would you like to talk about? I want to talk about how... The other day I was washing my suspenders in a steel drum. Hold on. Baloney. You don't own suspenders. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. They were hand-knitted by a unicorn. By the way, baloney. Baloney. Salami. My baloney has a first name. Mortadella. And it's L-I-A-R. No, it's lasagna. Does that spell liar or is there an E in there? You're an idiot. Just breathe. I can't out of my nose. Michael Jackson, you are rude. The other day I was washing my suspenders in a steel drum. And this big owl who was supposed to be dressed like a Hooters girl flew into my bedroom. That's creepy. That's how I wrote PYT. Oh, I love that song.
I once made a phone call with just my umbilical cord and two cans apiece. I did. I don't. I don't believe you. I don't know if you can really do that. I don't believe you. Continue. Okay. Cans apiece won't work. Umbilical cord, that will go. That's a good conductor. It is perfect. One time Nipsey Russell and I were eating pancakes at a diner. Yeah. Again. Again. And we got into a fight with a couple of bikers, and that's how I became a germaphobe. Oh, wow. They were so sweaty. Ew. Ew, gross. Ew, gross. Ew, gross. Every punch was so gross. Gross. Hey, where'd Sean go? He turned into Boy Blunder. That's awesome. Yeah. How'd you do that? Mikey Show. Love that beer. Hey, P1, quick punchline. What's up? Hey, I didn't have a problem seeking up the movies when we watched Rocky III. Uh-oh. I had a problem when I tried to sink the Titanic. We're sorry. Yeah. That was a joke. I'm sorry. Oh, it was, I'll get it. Sink the Titanic, get it? Sink the Titanic. Sink the Titanic. Yep. That was good. I like it. Rob Show. Whoa. Rob Show. Okay, I don't have any of my stuff in front of me. Any of your material? What stuff? What do you mean? Here you go. Give me something. Give me something to work with here. Work with this 80 font. I don't know mine. It's written.
It's written for a 90-year-old. Well, just in case you get blurry vision. Or that chick on the Titanic. That's right. Oh, wait a minute. Jason Priestley's coming to 90210 to direct it. Didn't that show get canceled? 90210? The new one? I thought they stopped agreeing to make... No. Someone, Kelly or Donna, they quit. Donna. Donna quit. Jason Priestley, doesn't he race NASCAR or something now? Box, box, box, box, box, box, box. Do it with us. What? I am. You're not even close. You aren't. Touché. What else? Travis Barker talks about his injuries, but there's no cut. Sky, do we know anything about this? No, we got audio there, but Sean's not in the room. I'll take that over for him. He's in a sleeping bag in the car. If you touch his computer, dude. Don't touch your computer. It's actually no audio. No audio with this story. Oh, well, baloney. He did an interview. You know, he was in that plane crash. He said baloney.
Oh, does that mean you don't want to talk about it anymore? Continue. No. Okay, I'll continue with my baloney. So, yeah, he had second and third degree burns in the crash. He says he hates planes. It's his biggest fear to be in a plane crash. So when it's happened, he's just thankful now to be alive. He's getting treatments. He said one of his hands had second degree burns, and he had third degree burns on his body. But he's going to try and get in shape to play drums again and hopefully hold his kids again soon. That's cool. Is he out of the hospital? Yeah, yeah. But to come back to Los Angeles, he had to take a bus because he will not ever get on a plane again. Now, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Oh, jeez. Lars says he's a big fan of Guitar Hero. And we do have a clip of that. What's up? Do we have a clip of him playing it? No. He is not a real musician. I'm sorry. My guitar hero guitar is made of wood. Did you whittle it? Yeah, I whittled it. That's cool. Used to be my kid's Elmo toy. Where's Sean? He's down here, bro. Where'd he go? Just chilling. I would love for him to play sound effects. What is Liza's job? Yes. Yes.
If he's going to sleep on the job, then... Oh, I love this. Does anyone know where he went? What cut is it, Clowny? Number 24. I would like to be Seacrest. No, that's not it. I think you're off one. What cut? 24. Didn't we have it all? That's beautiful. Could have been happy together. And boom goes the dynamite. There it is. No, it's cut 24. Lars. From Metallica. You mean there's pork in this hand? There it is. That was better than the lies one of this guy. Come on. Eddie. You don't have to yell at me. I was yelling at my eyes. He's working the sound effects. Take it down. Take it down. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Bo Vice. Yeah, I like that one, actually. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo.
Tear down this wall. Yeah, that gets me pumped up. Yeah. Where's Sean? We don't know. You want me to find him? Yep. Hey, in a couple of minutes, they're going to be airing a segment on us. They're going to be airing a segment on us on NBC 739. I can't wait to watch it, Mike. That's right. By the way. Cute. Please. Go to MikeyShow.com right now and donate money to Rady's Children's Hospital. Yeah, Bo Bice did. He donated $500 this morning at $550 an hour ago, $550. That's a serious chunk of change. It is. Dang. Go to MikeyShow.com and type in the keyword donate, and you can donate money. If you donate $50 or more, you will get a limited edition 28-hour show.
T-shirt for 2008. What? They're so cool. A 28-hour show. 28-hour show, 2008 limited edition T-shirt. It's the swimming with boat-legged women. Yes, guy. What? I'm here. Hey, lemon. The mall. Total lemon. Lemon. The mall. Welcome to you fair Spanish ladies. Where's Sean? Legitimately. Oh, Mike, it's on. It's on. Oh, they're showing us on the television set. They're showing us on the TV set. They're showing us. Let's see what they're going to say. Here we go. Here's our segment on NBC 739. Shoot those ping-pongs in them. Ping-pong. Isn't that what they do? Be a good venue for it, huh?
Well, a popular San Diego radio show kicks off one of their biggest events. Jason. From NBC 739. He's a fan. He knows. I've known that guy for years. What's up, dude? Come on, Jason. Jay, come on. What are you doing? Come on. Nobody calls him that. That's not his name. Call him Osteel. For sure. Osteel. Osteel. Osteel. Oh, no. Move, move, move. Out of Sean's chair. Everybody's cool. Where'd you go, Sean? We missed you. Show me the way to go. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Boom, boom, boom. And a little drink about my mouth. Going away right to my head. What's Sean doing? I don't know. Hey, what's up? What were you doing in my seat? I was trying to get a better angle. You were gone for a long time. They're doing a story on us. What better way to see it than directly underneath it? Touche.
Good. That's why I moved back. That she got us there. What is this, brain science? Thank you, Eddie. Here we go. Okay, here we go. Mikey Morning Show on Rock 105.3 is right in the middle. There's a point in there. You're not supposed to say it, though. You're not supposed to say it, though. Hey, hey, be thankful for the food on your plate. Be thankful for the story on your plate. I love its annual 28-hour show. The commercial-free marathon broadcast started yesterday morning. The entire 28 hours will be filled with appearances by Hollywood celebrities, sports stars, and competitions. Very old Mari Payton joined in on the fun. Where is she? Right there. She's a celebrity judge for a cook-off between two of the show's personalities. It's all to raise money for children's hospital. Am I on there? We're coming up tomorrow. Yeah, you were on there. Dude. Spencer's a good photographer. Did you see that shot from underneath and stuff? That was cool. That's pretty cool. And I just got an email from Mari. Hi, Mari. What's she say? She says, how are you guys holding up? Word. Good morning. Word. She says, we're airing a clip of you guys in the cook-off 650 this morning. Awesome. I like that Mari Peyton. She's good people. Yeah. She's good Peyton. She's got a boyfriend. I don't know. Yeah. Is she married? I know she ain't married. Yep. Not married?
Couple times. You're just making stuff up now. I don't do that. She got a boyfriend? After seven. Yeah, why not, dude? All right, great. Okay. Reliable. You and Natalie, are you there? From the source. Hi. Get the news here. Hi, Natalie. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? What's going on? Yeah. I just wanted to follow up. Led me on way more at first, and we had longer conversations, more often. I don't know, I kind of pulled like a, okay, you know, we haven't met up yet. And then he tried to convince me by saying, no, I definitely want to meet up with you, just eventually, and, you know, I don't see the rest. And so we just kept talking, and then, I don't know, I did it again last night. I was like, you're kind of bewildering me. You're the one who posted the ad, and yet we have yet to hang out.
you know, what's your deal? And he's like, well, I guess I wasn't sure what I was looking for, and we don't seem that compatible. And I was like, oh, okay, well, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't think, you know, compatibility is synonymous with similarity, but okay, like, I tried, and he just, he wrote back, sigh, and that was it. Whatever guy writes style. Yeah, whatever guy. Get him out of here. Smiley face. Yeah. Wink, wink. XO. You might as well have just written hand on hip. TTYL. Listen, if any. Say what? First of all, if a guy was in front of you and he goes. Right. It's just kind of lame. But no, listen, here's the deal. He finally had his number. Whatever. What did they say? You had your number? Pulled. Number pulled. Yeah, we pulled your number. He was never going to meet you because he was never going to meet you. He was never going to meet you because you know something was up with that dude. Well, and here's the thing. I think that you were falling into something that was romantic, and so you didn't want to let it go because it was romantic. But your instincts should have said, nope.
Something's up with this dude because he will not meet with me. Something's up. Any guy that's for real, he'll meet you right away. And when they're not and they're making excuses, there's no normal explanations for making excuses like that. Something's up. Every time. Without exception.