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The Mikey Show crew—Mikey, Sean, Eddie, and Rob—spent part of a 28-hour broadcast doing a synchronized, relentlessly irreverent watch-along of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. They followed Charlie Bucket from repeated golden-ticket disappointment to his lucky win, while repeatedly arguing that Grandpa Joe was no invalid and that Wonka's contract and factory were absurdly dangerous. Their biggest reactions came when Augustus Gloop entered the chocolate pipe, the tunnel ride turned nightmarish, Violet Beauregarde became a blueberry, Veruca Salt fell down the garbage chute, and Mike Teavee was shrunk by Wonka-Vision. In the finale, Willy Wonka invoked the tiny-print contract to tell Charlie he got nothing, then reversed himself after Charlie returned the Everlasting Gobstopper and awarded him the factory.
What happened, in order
Wonka watch-along begins
The Mikey Show crew synchronizes Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and immediately turns the candy-making opening into jokes about Eddie's digestive system.
Charlie's crushed birthday
Charlie opens a birthday Wonka bar without a golden ticket while the hosts gleefully narrate the Bucket family's disappointment.
The last golden ticket
After the supposed fifth ticket is exposed as a fraud, Charlie buys another bar, finds the real last ticket, and is approached by Slugworth.
Wonka's impossible contract
Willy Wonka makes every child sign a contract covered in tiny, increasingly unreadable print, setting up the rules he later uses against Charlie.
Augustus in the chocolate river
Augustus Gloop drinks from the chocolate river, falls in, and is sucked toward the fudge room while the adults and hosts argue about why nobody helps him.
The nightmare tunnel
Wonka's boat enters the infamous flashing tunnel as the crew reacts to the disturbing images and argues that the children's movie has suddenly become a nightmare.
Violet turns violet
Violet Beauregarde ignores Wonka's warning, chews the experimental meal gum, turns blue, swells into a blueberry, and is rolled away for juicing.
Fizzy lifting disaster
Charlie and Grandpa Joe secretly drink fizzy lifting drinks, float toward a deadly ceiling fan, and escape by burping themselves downward.
Veruca is a bad egg
Veruca Salt demands a golden goose, storms onto the sorting platform, fails the egg test, and drops down the garbage chute with her father following.
Mike Teavee shrinks
Mike Teavee sends himself through Wonka-Vision and reappears tiny while the exhausted hosts mock the effects and acting.
You get nothing
Wonka cites the signed contract to deny Charlie his prize for stealing fizzy lifting drinks, but Charlie returns the Gobstopper, passes the test, and inherits the factory.
People mentioned
MikeySeanEddieRobGene WilderWilly WonkaCharlie BucketGrandpa JoeAugustus GloopViolet BeauregardeVeruca SaltMike TeaveeSlugworth
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Are we ready? You should have Willy Wonka in your machine right now. What time is it? 1.33. Are we ready? All right. One, two, three, go. Oh, yeah. And so it begins. We're in the Wonka Vader. Oh, yeah, Shawnee-o. Violet, you're turning violet, Violet. I haven't seen this movie in so long. Oh, dude, it's great. Hey, bugs. It's really great. Oh, I'm so excited. It begins in a sewer. That looks like I just did in the bathroom. I'm not kidding. The movie starts out in a sewer. And then I flush that. There goes the carne asada. That is my bowels right there, everyone. Eddie, I think I had your chocolate-covered squirrel. I don't know what that meant. Ladies and gentlemen, this is also how they make heroin. Check it out.
Dodo Denny's in this. That was Dodo Denny. Oh, sorry. Ursula Wright is making an appearance. Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie's bowels. Yes, this is great. Man, they're working overtime. I'll say. And they just keep making food. Stop. Four by four. Yeah, that's right. The four by four logs. Ah, look at this. Hey, Mikey, come in here and take a look at this. We've all had these. Bring the camera. Hell, bring the whole frat in here. Whoa. I wish I could do that. Eddie kisses. Yeah. A little sprinkle of love on every bar. Right, Eddie? Yep, you know it. That's what I like to call a touch of class.
That's right. Or a touch of ass. Oh, Plunelli. Ladies and gentlemen, boy blunders dreams. These are called the Janet Jacksons. Although not quite as droopy. Yeah, not so floppish. Right. Ah, this was a Mel Stewart film. Yeah, Mel Stewart joint. Mel Stewart joint. That's great. Who? Nothing like a creepy steeple to start a movie. Statistics show us 80% of these will be gay. They're close, 100% gay. Now, this is foggy London town. Oh, Baxter. You are my gentleman. Now, Bill, definitely a pedophile. Absolutely. I mean, no question about it. No question. Look at that. The bow tie says it all. Yep.
I like boys. I'll have you and you and you. Are you guys going to turn the movie up a little bit? There you go. Well, that's not exactly what I said, retard. It's Ashley's brother. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, I'm born to be a pedophile. That's right. Sprinkle it with pedophile. It's the pleats in my pants. Take a look. I've got a huge boner. Pedophile can. Plus he mixes it. Love makes the world taste good. Not the only thing that tastes good. I should do ten to twenty. Just for this move right here. I'm registered downtown. Your parents don't let me live in your neighborhood. That's right. Oh, don't worry. There's enough of me to go around. Here, children. Here's some chocolate salty balls. Children, children. Suckers? Come on. How awful is this movie? Chocolate condoms? Awesome.
This is perfect. Oh, that was urine. This is awful. Michael Jackson pornography. Come on. Nice rainbow shirt there, kid. What is this movie? Yeah, this is too sick for Neverland. Jeez. Michael Jackson's turning this off. I can't watch this. This is gross. No more. No more. Okay, that's just creepy. Fickles, Coopers, Fudges? All right. All right. Excuse me? No, that's what they called it. And my type. Nice something about Mary haircut. Stupid Charlie. Yeah. Yeah, nice turtleneck to cover the hickeys from Bill. Nice red sweater, fag. Now, Sean, that's just blatant. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing clever about that. Were we going for subtle? Well, we were a little bit. I didn't order one of these, you idiot. Ow! Ow! Let's play Paperboy. Remember that game?
No. You don't learn Paperboy? What was Paperboy? Paperboy was the best game ever for Nintendo? Yeah, Nintendo. Come on. That was dope. Years later, this will be known as San Quentin State Prison. Ah, the old wonker place. That looks so fun. Yeah. Jeez. Nothing says fun like an abandoned candy shop. No, you're not creepy. Grandma of Tolkien here? Oh, my God. Nobody ever goes in. Nobody ever goes in. What are you pushing? Oh, just selling cleavers. Oh, my God. Oh, my. This movie is awful. Cleavers. I'm going to cut you up, Charlie. Cleavers. Okay. Yeah, the first swingers ever. There's two.
dead people in bed. They couldn't afford to bury them. Nice poo stain. Yeah, no kidding. This is awful. Hey, why don't you clean up your parents? No kidding. Bad mom. Anyone want some more soup soup? Hi everybody. Oh boy, the gay one's back again. Stay sweater, boy. What's up, queerbait? Swinger three. Walking a little funny. Do you visit Bill earlier? Swinger four. Is this your supper, Grandpa? Grandpa, why are you wearing a nightgown? It's not enough. What do you say? Little ass. How about this? Where'd you get that? I stole it, Mom. Where do you think I got it? It's my first payday. Good for you, Charlie. You're an idiot. Now we'll abuse you verbally. Except for this. No one out to pay for tobacco. Greedy bastard. No one's going to pay for it, Charlie. I'm giving it up. Come on, Dad. I've got cancer. Yeah. Thanks, Charlie. You gave me cancer, Charlie. Right, Charlie. It's called emphysema.
But thanks for the offer to fund my kids. Looks like mom has her own bed. What a bitch. I hate her. Hey. I'm not kidding. She doesn't clean up her dad. Give the lady a break. She's got a lot going on. What? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now a purple sweater? Why do you lock it? Because all the other chocolate makers in the world were sending in spies. Liar. Oh, really, there's a guy named Slugworth? What do you take me for, Grandpa Joe? The comb was invented.
Before that, the wheel. Not even Mr. Slugger. Does anyone notice that Charlie looks like a little boy Boston Rob? A little bit. Aw. Kind of. All he needs is filthy hair and a filthy mouth. It's the biggest mystery of them all. And a VD. Oh, yeah. Accurate, accurate. Teachers, but... Apparently dentistry not available in London yet. That's Bill Nye the retard guy. Holy cow. Yeah, didn't he go on to play Leatherface? Punchback of Notre Dame.
How about head remover? Can you put some of that on? How about whipping up a batch of nerd remover? Hey, Charlie, steal some bleach for your grandpa's nightgown. Oh! Timmy, get the S stains out of here. Hey, wait a minute. Come here. Oh, boy. Hey, there's your brother, Ashley. Yeah. I just got here. Crying out loud. I think that guy would rather have that little kid's teeth. The last thing that guy needs is candy. Yeah, try getting a woman, dude. And a dentist. So let me see. Let me get this straight. Grandpa wears a nightgown. Charlie carries a handbag. And why was there a sink in the classroom? Good question. The five people who find them will come the most fabulous prized ones that wish for. A lifetime supply of chocolate. And as if this were not enough. Okay, everybody, that's the news.
In case you didn't know. Good thing they're watching it on the radio. Look at that stocking she's making. One. I'm counting on you to find all five. Why don't you guys save up some money, Greg? Buy grandma some makeup. Where's that grandma? Wonderful you, wonderful you. You buy one, you buy one hour later. Uh-oh. I wake up and I'm full of my own mess. Jude Law's first role. Oh, my. He's like our first agent. And what exactly did he say? What difference does that make? This was a dream. A fantasy. And then you said, just shut up, Offsetter, and tell me where the ticket is. We began with five golden tickets. Nine, five. It's the evening report. Yeah. In the evening report, did they really have the guy's name there? Yeah. And a magic eight ball? Right. Where are you going? And an Indian ashtray?
I would pay anything for that tie. What is he talking into? Shoestring. The boy's name? Augustus Gloos. The fattest little Nazi. Nice wiener. Now that's blunder. St. Pauli's mom. There's a wiener for you and one for you. May, hey, stop shouting. Here you are, Charlie. Something you don't want. A job. Another red sweater. Great. Oh, great, Mom. Now I'll be even more gay. It's just your color. Queer. Here's a smaller version.
I won't tell you where to put it. Here's the mittens to match. Let's see that golden ticket. Yeah, and here's a bra and panties. Never mind. Go on, open it, Charlie. I want to see that gold. Yeah, I want to see your face shattered when your dreams are broken. Because you wanted more. Go on, open it. Don't worry. Eventually, I'll be working with Chico. Well, apparently, they can't afford a belt. Poor Charlie. I told you, didn't I? Yeah, you did. A. Oh. Thanks for shattering our dreams. Let me get this straight. We all sleep in one bed. We have no hope and you just shattered our dreams. Thanks, dick. We all chip in for your stupid candy bar and that's the thanks we get. There you go. The list is life. I want to take it, Daddy. I know, Angel. We're doing the best we can. I've got every girl on the bleeding staff will do for you. All right.
Honestly, give me one afternoon with her and we'll change everything. I hate this girl. For five days now, the entire flipping factory's been on the job. Sorry, what factory? They've been selling flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk. The exorcist. Whoa. Out on your ears? Oh, one whole pound equals about 42 cents today. Well, how could they not be? What with that ugly face and hair and all? Nice lug nut rings. They've all got interesting jewelry.
She's got a nickel necklace. They're really into money. I like that those boobs are finally coming in. All right. It'd be funny if they shot that woman with a rifle just to make sure they got it. How'd you get in there, Slugworth? Oh. The damn Slugworth. Nicorette. Dropping a tab of acid. Pollution. Pollution. Look, he's got an iPad Nano around his neck. What is an iPad, Mike? Kind of like an iPad. Mira Mesa.
But they're just not moving fast enough. And as time passes, the men who seek them become more and more desperate. I'm gay. I've never been laid. Gentlemen, I look like every radio engineer in 2005. I give you the Gaydar 3000. Let me just enter the code here. Yep, I'm gay. That would be cheating. I am now telling the computer that... Yep, still gay. The grand prize. He says... What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? I'm now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate. I'd pay anything for that jacket. And it can happen right here, too. Unbelievable as it sounds, right here in America, where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come. Is that Violet Beauregard? Violet Beauregard. Oh, yeah. Violet.
She's like 84 now. Like every program director I've ever had. Hey, Charlie. You're so freaking confused. Charlie's like, no. I chew it all day except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear. Cool it, mother. Cool it, mother. Is that Slugworth right behind her? It certainly was. Nice scar on the face there, Slugworth. Nice little Oxford soup. Dinner at the buckets. Just making more soup, soup, dear. Mom, why did I have to be your son? Same reason I had you. Bad luck. Jump in here, Charlie.
Mom, why can't you be like the other mothers and whore yourself out? Mom, where do we get these giant forks made of wood? Mom, why does our house have to smell like a Chinese dry cleaner? Nice Helen Reddy haircut. More like Helen Keller. That's hot. And they're all better than you. They all have better meals than you. You know, losers. I'm sorry, Charlie. You're just worthless. Charlie, I'd like to sing you a little song called
You're a loser. Looks like her boobs are coming in, too. Well, I know what they're not spending their money on. Voice lessons. That's me walking to school at 12. Have a great day at school, Mike, you little fatso. Buck up, little one. This is the extended version where Charlie gets raped. Yeah. Oh, no. It's really funny. It's really funny. Funny? It's the everlasting rape stopper. You don't have to throw things at the screen. Look at that idiot.
No one knew he was actually blind through most of the movie. That guy sitting there has got it better than Charlie Bucket. What's Jack Lemmon doing sitting there? You idiot, get out of here. It's a run over. Can this day get any worse? Mom, can I get a new purse? This one's too big and flowery. is even luckier than you. You can recycle that. What's the matter with you, kid? What are you upset about? You just walked by 5.50. It's familiar. I think I slept there before. I drew that chicken. Nice life for a 12-year-old wandering the streets of slummy London at 12 o'clock in the morning. And mom singing away. Yeah. On the stoop.
I hate you. Look at that lamp. Yeah, that is a nice lamp. There you go. Oh, is he annoying. Corey Feldman's first role? Mm-hmm. Can't you shut up? Great show. Nice to lose. I think I can wheel the mic. Check him out, man. I wish that were real. That's good malt liquor, Mike TV. I'll get you all the ecstasy you want, kid. And I'm not wearing pants. It's the evening R-Ort. Go ahead, run that thing. The Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB Channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock.
Official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is K-I-O-Z San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. Another chance for your hopes and dreams to be dashed. Here we go. Here we go. I feel lucky this time. Well, that ain't going to happen. You don't know. Oh, really? You don't tell me. No, come on. We lose at everything, Charlie. Open it. The old man is addicted to seeing his crushed expression. Yeah. It's really fun. It's so delicious. You know, watching your eyes fade to nothing. It's better than Viagra. Nothing. Oh, great. Now rub it in his face. Hey, Charlie, can I kick you in the ribs now? Give me a hug. We suck. And also, Charlie, nobody likes you. I can personally guarantee, ladies and gentlemen, that this is the one and only, the absolutely last case of Wonka bars left in the United Kingdom. Shall we start the bidding at 1,000 pounds? Buttons and ups. 1,000 pounds, 1,500 pounds, 2,000. Can I really have to do it so subtly? He just picked his nose. 4,000 pounds, 4,500 pounds, 5,000 pounds. Oh, my God, it's mayhem.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis. Doesn't seem to be anything in his papers to give us a clue. Yeah, nice dragnet ripoff. Just the facts, ma'am. Ladies and gentlemen, Vanessa Williams. She's hot. It's your case of Wonka bars. No. You hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka bars. Wonka bars. You bitch. That's it. That's it. It's all over. The Wonka contest is all over. The fifth and final ticket is the ball. That's the end of the movie, I guess, guys. I'm going to go wrap it up. Yeah, okay. Well, that was a good one. It's over. Hey, it's Fez. Paraguay. Is this guy a pitcher for the Red Sox?
It's for you, Boston, Rob. You guys ought to go to sleep train. Seriously. Grandpa, if I win, I'm buying you a wig. Like the one Mom wears. Don't those old people work. Not like the one I wear. Charlie have a herpy on his lip. It's a love bump. Hello, kids. I still haven't fixed my teeth. Back to you. We will now take turns kicking me in the mouth. Can't get any worse. Today we are going to learn about teeth.
For example, let's take the recent unpleasantness. Supposing that there were a thousand Wonka bars in the world, and during the contest... Nice brand new looking chalkboard. That number is a percent. Everyone understand? How Wonka bars did you open? About a hundred. There are ten hundredths in a thousand, therefore you opened ten percent. Right, Einstein. Can we go? 150. That's 2% profit. That they mean. How many did you open? Two. That's easy. 200 is twice 100. Not 200. Just two. What are you, poor? What do you mean you only open two? I don't care very much for chocolate. Ah, well, you're worthless and don't deserve to live. So let's pretend you open 200.
Now, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, apart from being dreadfully sick, you'd have used up 20% of 1,000... Look at that little girl in the background. Charlie. You sad sack. Oh. What do we have here? Hi, Mr. Pervert. Can I buy another Wonka bar? Can I just get the chocolate without your worthless flirting? Okay. Something wrong with your throat there, pervy? I know you're trying to get the taste out, but... Try a shower, Charlie. Sorry, kid, I sold you X-Lax.
My Grandpa Joe. Your Grandpa Joe. I'm going to try a regular bar this time. Guy from 2005 standing there in Levi's. Yeah. Awesome. That means there's one golden ticket still floating around somewhere. Can you imagine the nerve of that guy trying to fool the whole world? He really was a crook. He's a contestant. I'm future man. Could it be? Open Grandpa Joe's bar. Jerk. Aw. Please don't be there. Please don't be there. If it's there, I'll be bitter and hold resentment. Yay! Aw, crap. I am still a loser. Put your hand. Awkward. Where's Slugworth? I'm sure he won't tie it down. Slugworth's like, this kid's a loser. I will sell out my family. Jiminy.
Well, that's what happens when you run down Rape Alley. Didn't he play the Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark? No. But those are pennies. Those are playing cards. Those are food stamps. Everlasting Godstopper. Whatever. Don't care about my family. There's four people in my bed now. You're pulling our legs, Charlie. There aren't any more golden tickets.
Grandpa pulls out a revolver, shoots him in the foot. I don't know how to read. You're the lucky finder of this golden ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates at 10 o'clock in the morning of the first day of October and do not be late. You may bring with you one member of your own family but no one else. Isn't that great, Grandpa? I'm going to take my real dad. None of you have met him. Oh, God. I'm thinking of our neighbor. Nice boob. Look at the bed. Look at the frame of the bed. Nice boob frame. It must be cold in there.
Who's the set designer for this show? We want a bed that looks like two big T's sticking straight up in the air. Wait a second. Oh, no. I just saw an upskirt. Because I got a dirty nightgown. Oh, yeah. Get me some. Hey, hey, hey. Come on, Charlie. I'll take you to the candy shop. Oh, my God. What? There's two idiots in the bed. I think that nightgown is made out of the same material those drapes are made out of. Look at this in 20 years. All right. Urinate on his own. That's what your wife said. I never thought my life could be. I never thought that I could pee. But suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck.
Shower. All right, all right. Oh, yeah. Sing it, Grandpa. Sean. Shut up. I've got a cranky prostate. Oh, that's where he goes to the bathroom. See that little pot under there? He should go to the chocolate factory wearing that. He's already got chocolate on it. Here I go. Watch my speed.
Hey, look, you can do something that we all can do. Walk. Because I am about to vomit. But nevertheless, it's there that I'm shortly about to be. Because I've got a golden ticket. I've got a golden chance to make my way. And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day. I'd have been awesome if a cobra would have jumped out of that. All right, ready to go. All right. Yeah, we're good. He sure doesn't look very invalid. Hey, Grandpa, can you put a T-shirt on or something? Probably gray pubes all over the floor now. All right.
And with a golden ticket, it's a gold ticket. It says the first of October, that's tomorrow. That was three days ago. We don't have too much time. Grandpa, equipping a total tool. Welcome to Vacaville. Now, what country is this supposed to be, you think? I mean, is it America? Is it London? Is it Candy Town? London. Foggy London Town. Fish face. Look at that lady in the background. She's wasted. Nice shades.
That was awful. Really important question. I don't know. We'll have to look into that. Let me wander that for the rest of the show. I'll get back to you. Thank you. He'd eat his face if he could. Oh, please. Could they make this poor Charlie Bucket any worse? He's not even staying on. That's what time we get off. We can go. Yeah, time to go. Late. Gene Wilder. He's got a golden visa. Guy standing there from the colonial war. Why is everyone so quiet there? Shouldn't they be cheering and carrying on? Couldn't be that creepy velvet purple coat. I just think they're in shock that Gene Wilder walked out. Right. Oh, something's coming. Oh.
And not impressive. All right, guys. Thanks for coming. We'll see you. You can walk like a normal person. Awesome. Congrats. Bow ties equal pedophiles. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. All right. All right. I think you will. Now, would you please show me your golden tickets? My dear Baruca, what a pleasure. And how pretty you look in that lovely main coat. I've got three others to tell. Oh, may I slap you? Whoa, you are one fat SOB. Jeez, I don't have enough chocolate for you, fatty. Move along. Yeah, this must be your morbidly obese mother. Now I see why you're so fat. Oh, shit.
Shut up. If ever you need anything in the automotive line, just call on Sam B. Phone numbers on the car. I'm sure I will. I make chocolate, dude. That's your last name. TV. How's this Nancy Radio? Thank you. Completely non-memorable. Thanks, Charlie. Give me that. Who is this vagrant with you? You must be the man. Here we go. The last you'll ever see of these people. All of you will be eaten. Nice shorts there, Augustus. Real cute legs, kid. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you. What are they going to do? They're going to leave their coats? Well, here we go. Don't be alone. As soon as your outer vestments are in hand...
Now, will the children finally step up? This is stage number one. Oh. Standard clear channel contract. That's right. Et cetera, et cetera. Et cetera, et cetera. Evil empire. Et cetera, et cetera. Let me throw you a chance. Violet, baby, don't you sign anything. What's this all about? Standard form of contract. Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka. I use them myself. This could be for suckers. Yes, but you wouldn't begrudge me a little protection. A drop. I don't sign anything without my lawyer. My broker doesn't sign anything either. Then she don't go in. I'm sorry. Rules of the house. I'm going. Don't be. I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart. Give me that pen. That's right. You're always making things difficult. Whoa. Vomit head. Vomit head. She's going.
What is that? What's all that small print there at the bottom? Oh, if you have any problems, dial information. Thank you for calling. Mike, Augustus, it's hot fun. Who's this movie made? 78. Yeah, look at Boston Rob. That's not true. You don't know how to write, Charlie. Patience, patience, little dear. I want a feather pen. Everyone sign. Yes. Good. On we go. There's a fan blowing directly on my back, and it is freezing. Oh, I'm dying over here. Yeah, I'm chilly over here. Are you hot, Eddie? Yes. You're hot. Why don't you guys move the fan? You can have the fan, and it'll blow on Sean and Eddie. I'd love that. It's freezing. Dying. Want to help him out? B-Rob? B-Riz. B-Riz over here.
Cause I gotta take a wee wee. Excuse me, question time. We'll come at the end of the session. Come along. Come along. Where are you going to go with that? It is. Are you sure? We'll just come through there. How do you like that? What is this, Lunker? Some kind of fun house. Bye, having fun? I'm not going in there. Oh, you can't get out backwards. Gotta go forwards to go back. Hey, the room is getting smaller. No, it's not. He's getting bigger. He's at it again. Where's the chocolate? I doubt if there is any. I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive. You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about. You're not squeezing me through that tiny dog. You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there. My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center to the entire Wonka factory.
Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you see is even terrible. I mean, you can eat almost everything. Hey, easy, fatty. Jeez. We wouldn't want anyone to lose that. Yet. Now, the combination. This is a musical look. Ladies and gentlemen... Boys and girls. Now it's getting good. Come on. Come on. So let me get this straight. That handrail right there is edible. That's what they say. He's a liar. You don't know. Those stairs are edible. You don't know. Yep. That's real sanitary. The downstairs hair. Sean. Oh yeah, that kid is retarded. You really do grow to hang me. Seriously. Uh-oh.
What are you looking at, Jean? What? Nice khakis. Very dapper. Can we just go? The whole song and dance routine. Okay. That is hot. Okay, all right. He just picked his hair and everything's edible and he just dropped it. I mean, like... What the hell does it matter with you? On that fern right there is edible. And those balloons. Blanca, that cheat. You should be ashamed of yourself. Truly gay singing voice. All that candy and that's what they go for? Yeah, yum. Hey, look, gummy balloons, everybody.
Yeah, let me crack that on your head for you, kid. So disgusting. Yeah, that's gross. So disgusting. It's like Night of the Living Dead. Yeah. Why are you eating a lemon? Yeah. Go ahead, Mom, pig. But not because she's eating. Those are obviously balloons. Yeah, eat these right out of the litter box. A blood river. Look right over my frigging shoulder. Bow ties ever cool that big? No. Never? No. Were bow ties ever cool? Besides Malcolm X, who pulled off the bow tie? Yeah. There's nothing in there, Gene. You don't know.
There's nothing in it. You don't know. Look. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, really? Goping nothing. Amazing. Great wax. It's industrial waste, huh? You ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted. It's chocolate. Yeah, you want to go in and find out? Hang on a couple seconds. The fat guy will. And look at my water. That's the most important. It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. It's B positive. Call them midgets, Charlie. It's fine. With a really bad sunburn. What are they doing? Hey, Wonka, why do you dress them so degradingly? Yeah, it's true. No, Oopalopas. Oopalopas. Oopalopas.
Oh, really? A wang-doodle? Yeah, okay. Everybody wang-doodle tonight. Hornswogglers? Yeah. See plenty of those down at the Prancing Pony. Will you settle for, I don't know, a punch in the face? Oh, really? I mean, they could just reach their hand out. I mean, why aren't they helping him? This balloon on a stick. Yeah.
You know, that's edible. Yeah, that ought to work. Just keep yelling, come back. Uh-oh. Wait, that's not chocolate. No, Grandpa, I don't remember asking that. You were just showing me your gun. Why? You creep. Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room. You terrible man. Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, but look sharp. Take that orange makeup off and do something about it. You've boiled him up, I know it. You'll desperate him, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu. Auf Wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell. Everybody's favorite song.
I wonder what that is. If you drink this stuff, you'll have to take a pee. Very creative lyrics. Where's Boston, Rob? Don't know. If you're not greedy, you will go far. That's Oompa Juice right there. A little gamey. There he is. There's Boston Rob. Get out of here. Hey, what kind of place you running here anyhow? A whorehouse. What do you think? I'll be Colonel's. Can you get me a Red Bull or an energy drink? Wonkatania. Ah, the scariest little son of a bitch in the whole Wonka land. Ah, the nightmare machine. Oh, the acid trip. Yeah, it's going to take us to see a chicken getting its head cut off. It's going to be awesome. You know, things you expect in a candy shop. Hope you kids are into nightmares. All bored?
All aboard the Donkey Show Express! In your buoyancy, sir, rest assured. Ladies and gentlemen, the Donkey Kong 3. Hello. I take good care of my guests. Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there. Everybody aboard. You're going to love this. Or not. We're going to love this. If love means hate. In we go, and... These midgets gotta do everything, man. I hope they're union. You think they're union? Oh, shut up. Drown her. Push her off. I think I'm going to be seasick. Push her off, too. It's acid. Just put it in your mouth. Oh, that's hot. Look at the girl picking her nose. Cover that in chocolate. Nuts. Nuts. That oopalooza needs to do that work. That's right. She's been gorging on that chocolate.
This is actually happening inside a toilet bowl. Here we go. Here's where it gets a little creepy. Everybody ready for the movie to go drastically wrong? Anyone ready for the, like, movie within the movie? And what's the two... There's some bad red rope licorice going around. Oh, shoot, I forgot you were even on the boat, Charlie. Godzilla. Okay. That, okay, wait, that's a dead body. Scenes from Texas Chainsaw. Okay, that's not. Don't worry about it. Why? Glugworth. I love this movie. What's it called? Clockwork Orange? Uh-oh. Which direction we are going? Why this movie? Why this direction? Where we're rowing? Or which way the river's flowing?
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Will this money get some more? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be grown. Are the fires of hell aglowing? Hey, I'm going to eat your liver with a nice Chianti and some Flava beans. Hey, crazy guy. I just wanted to eat some freaking chocolate. I thought I won a contest. All I wanted was a Kit Kat. Yeah. This is like the freaking Harley days of May. Someone was penetrated. I don't know what that meant. I don't either. After a ride like that, that's how girls get pregnant. All right. Little halves on the baby. I don't know. What a nightmare. Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. Okay, get out of here, Madonna. Vanilla cream. Hair cream. My hair show.
Ah, so he's Nazi. Die Hitler. Oh. Bring out the gift. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth. This is where Menon's speed stick came from. So don't touch a thing. Yeah, really, what notes is he taking right now? Sound of a dog panting. I'm taking it that Oompa Loompas are educated? You're taking it wrong. Well, dude, that's a pretty sweet meth lab. Alright, serve them some liquor.
4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch ripple. That's 105%. Any good? That's funny. Good night, everybody. Time is a precious thing. Never waste it. Absolutely bonkers. It's not bad. In springtime, the only... Hey, what are you doing, man? Yeah. I'm a very sanitary dude. Lovers love the spring. Oh, oh. That is. I told you not. Spice boy. Your tea. Boy, that's great stuff. That's floating candy for your enemies. Great idea, isn't it? Not ready yet, though. Still too weak. Needs more gelic, man. There you go, Sean. Get it? Wonka. What's a scotch? What's a gin? Got something going on the side of it.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Oh, you drunk. That's ridiculous. It's for the kids. What's the matter? Too hot, mister? Too cold. Far too cold. I'll put a coat in there. Get it? Cold. No, don't. Fine. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. Is that Eugene Levy? Yeah. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. Oh, I didn't know anything else. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old sluggers. What's it do? What makes cocaine? It's a new thing on the market called crack. I won't tell you what that is. Let's just say we're excited about it. That's a Rubik's Cube, Mikey. It's from the 80s. You turn it around and try to match it. Forget it. I want an everlasting gobstopper. Me too.
Will you settle for a poke in the eyes? No. You've received that clip. A few more tests. How do you make them? I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time. Who wants an everlasting gobstopper? Me. I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live. Agreed? Agreed. Dirty little monsters. He's an idiot. Who's that? Don't call her a breast. Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now...
Button, button, who's got the button? It's over there. Great, the fart machine. There you go, sweetie. Are they making cancer juice? Okay. Does he have to look insane in every shot? I love crack. Oh, great, that's a nothing. Yo, what is that? The fart machine. Don't you know what this is? My gum, it's gum. It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world. It's usually the gayest words he has in his arsenal. Fabulous. Oh, no, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet. I don't care. I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't. As long as it's gum, then that's for me. Violet, why don't you do anything stupid? What's it taste like? What's that, Kitty?
Punched in the face. Whoa. Jeez, this one is very awkward. That kid is ugly as soon. With sour cream. That's hilarious. I love Eugene Levy. Uh-oh. She's choking on it. Can somebody help? What's happening to your face? Cool, Dad. Let me finish. Yeah, but your face is turning blue. Violet, you're turning violet, Violet. What are you talking about? I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet. You can say that again. Look what it's done to my kid. Always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always. Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up. I'm not surprised. Watch out. They're blowing up like a balloon. Like a blueberry. Somebody do something. Call a doctor. A snozzberry. It happens every time. They all become blueberries. You've really done it that time, haven't you, Wonka? I'll thank you for this. Oh, well, I'll get it right now. Who? Yes. There we go. That's juice. Juice? Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once, please? If you're just tuning in, we're listening to and watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
You're on a 28-hour show. A fairly simple operation. Ah, down, like, low-key Oompa Loompa song. Yeah. Checking out her ass. Oh, dude, look at those moves. Turn her on her side. There you go. There you go. Oh, there she is. Roll her on out. What? Chewing and chewing all day long. The way that a cow does. What the hell are you talking about? Interesting hairstyle on the upper lipids. Interesting what it is. That was in back then. Huh. I like the reservoir tip on their pants. Exactly. That's so weird. Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head? Shush. Okay. Anyway. Well, I'm going to go ahead and go this way. Holy fat oopah. Well, well, well. Two naughty and nasty children gone. Three good, sweet little children left. Oh, well, wasn't that perfect? Man, um, all right. Can we just go? What exactly did I sign?
Oh, here's an interesting thing for kids to do. Lick the wall. Go for it, Sean. Uh, no. Lick a pineapple. It tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. I'd rather not. Stupid. May I remind you, this was the lead paint era. Um, who's licking that banana? The asbestos tastes like asbestos. Apparently, we are the LSD users. Yeah. Something very unusual in here. Shouldn't we have cut that scene? Bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink. Yet. What's it making, Mr. Wonka? Heroin. Bubbles, you idiot.
Is this where Charlie and Grandpa have to fart to get down from the ceiling? Well, they're not farting. I remember correctly. They have to fart to get down from the ceiling. Well, that's incorrect. Keep going, Charlie. All right. Keep pumping them out. Not so much. Keep pushing, Charlie. If you touch cloth, you know you're working it. Ew, okay. Not bad. All right, Jack Daniels. Nothing's happening. Oh, wait a minute, Grandpa. I can't understand. What? That's happening now. Oh, you're flying, Grandpa. Hey, Grandpa, why is there a wire sticking out of your back? Yeah. Let me get this straight. You drink this and you get lifted by wires? Uh-huh.
That's really not what I was expecting, Gramps. Hey, Grandpa, check it out. You drink this stuff and suddenly bad special effects show up. Why are you moving your arms? You are hooked up to a wire. I can see it. Hey, Grandpa, look, piano wire. There is no place I know that has such bad visual effects. All right. I'm a gay kid. I'm Danny Pintaro. I see a light as a feather. Look down, Charlie. We're really high now. Yeah, that's really disorienting, Grandpa. Yeah. Great, thanks. Grandpa, like, knocked it out of bed just a day ago. No kidding. And now he's flying and doing flips and stuff. I don't know when you're hooked up to wires. Didn't you have bed sores and you were atrophied a couple days ago? And you had S all over your nightgown? I hit an airbox just by myself. Why not?
Um, this word gets scary, guys. I'm a plane! I'm screwed. You know, those are chopper blades up there. Yeah. Keep going. Maybe you should have thought of that a while ago, huh, guys? Quick, Charlie, start pooing. Wait. Well, you've got to make yourself lighter. Mr. Walker, please turn off the vent! Oh! Oh! Quick, Charlie. Smelly up there. I don't know how. It's not a bird, Charlie. It's the only way. Yeah, yeah, little feminine burps, just like that, Charlie. Burp, burp, burp, burp. Now Wonka's got to sterilize the ceiling. Would have been much better if they got decapitated and the Oopaloompas had to come out. I agree, I agree. Those are not masked on burps. Is that on the deleted scenes? I haven't watched the extras on this. I know what you're thinking. They can't be doing what they're doing, but they are.
They have to. I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it. These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. Oh, my God. As you can see, they're larger than ordinary geese. As a matter of fact, they're quadruple-sized geese, which produce octuple-sized eggs. Octuple? Yep. Smother them. Put them out. Sean's favorite scene in the movie. Oh. It's a great duck, you see, but I wouldn't get too close. The geese are very temperamental. That's why we have the egg decatur. Egg to what? The egg decatur. Hey, Veruca, you want to see a chocolate sock in the gut? If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out all over the world. But if it's a bad egg, that'll be shit. There you go.
How ironic. Yeah. Apparently they hooked a Model T horn up to it. What the hell? What are you talking about? I understand. Man. It's like a... Daddy will get you a golden goose as soon as we get home. No, I... Bunker, you're a total bitch. They're not going to say. But you can't have one. Who says I can't? My mother fucker. I won't... Here we go. All right. Slapping me on the face, just like my nieces. What she looks like now. She grew up to be Kathie Lee Gifford. Oh, that's not good. In that case, yeah. A bean feast? Just come over to my house. Easy. All right.
This is the toughest part of the 28-hour show for me. Oh, yeah. I'm tired. I'm going to splash some water. I'll be back. I love your band. Bring it back down, sweetie. Oh, I lost it for a second. Yeah. She just went court in love. She's working on that chest, too. Hey, Sean. I don't get the things I am after. You've been real. So... Don't you do it, you stupid. I hate you. Oh, no. What are you doing? Knock it off. Oh, you. Oh, taking on the Umba. There's a seizure going on here. Oh, the wall of boxes. Why do they have those boxes? So she can knock them down. Oh, don't go up there. Why, Scott? It's bad news, dude. Well, only if she's a bad egg. Oh, I get it.
Oh, dang it. That's crazy. The irony, the irony. Well, that's not really irony. Oh. What? It's just unfortunate, really. Where's she going? Where are all the other bad things going? Down the garbage chute. I wonder what would have those guys got on that scale. Well, Sean. Oh, yeah, right. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Shine her up. Put her in a box. Thank God. Six feet under. Whatever. Or Beating Town. Oh. Doofus. Later, Daddy-O. Doofus McFly. See ya. I wish you all finally got what he wanted. What's that? Haruka went first. Mr. Walker, there won't really be that. You know, a lot of these people aren't making any sense, Sean. Have you noticed that? Is it just me? I mean, was it that I was a little kid when I saw this last time? I mean, it's like just random dialogue. Oh, look at these guys. Do I have to? They've got a whole routine going. See that one with multiple chins? Yeah. That sucks. I'm talking upper left-handed corner. Whoa. Okay, this is when I'm really... Am I high? Like, what's going on right now? What are you talking about? Everything's totally normal. Damn it. I'm losing it, kids. That's cool.
Oh, yeah. This was half the budget of the movie right here. Wow. You two should be embarrassed. I hope your midget friends kicked your ass. Where are the Oompa Loompas now? Yes, no question. Like they were just getting over the Wizard of Oz. And then this crap. Thanks. They put them right back on the yellow brick road. Thank goodness for Wee Wee Man to bring him back up to prominence. Wee Wee. Wee Wee Man. Better grab a seat. They're going fast. Mr. Walker, what's that they're filling it up with? Oh, ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer. Urine. Double bubble burpa cola and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things. Sorry.
I don't speak English, Grandpa. Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. Sean? Sean's freaking out. Sean is shaking his head to try to stay awake. Charlie has got more gas in it than a politician. More gas in it than a dirty Mexican anyway. Kids love political humor. That's right. They loved that. How you doing, little girl? All right. That was my interview. Oh, that's not good. That was Eddie right after Lord of the Rings. Didn't you have to go drop some chocolate bars? Well, that's not chocolate. That was me after prom night. Papa Burgundy.
Right there. Oh, yeah. And she was doing that, too. Okay. Go on. Ah, the brilliance of movie making. Yep. Awful. Oh, they do it. Wow. That's an amazing machine right there. That shot alone cost them 500 bucks. Is that Japanese? No, that's Wonka Wash spelled backwards. That's it, ladies and gentlemen. The journey is over. Finest path I've had in 20 years. I saw it again, Mr. Wonka. Hit it. The Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB Channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. Official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is KIOZ San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 3 a.m.
At 4 a.m. I'd be getting up in an hour. Seriously. I'm getting up in a half hour, dude. None of those kids realized they were just riding on a German panzer. I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it's funny. It's a type of pancake. Oh, okay. Cool. Nazis used to drive them. Love those suits. Oh, man, that one is fat. Look at that. It's the hottest one. It is the hot one. We can't hear you. Can you talk to the mic, Gene? Gene, Gene, we're over here. Great sound mixing. Where'd it go? Up in the little area. I guess a little Oreo bit flying across the sky. There you go. Little Skittles. Oh, there it is. All right, come on with a sound effect. Shooters always make that noise. There it is. R2 Wonka. Did he just type in the numbers, dude? Oh, he totally did. What? See, he's G. It's real. Delicious. It's just gotten smaller. He's going to have that hair the rest of his life. Amazing effects. Amazing effects. It's perfect. It's unbelievable. It's a lyrical. It's a TV dinner. It's Wonka-vision. It could change the world. They're like human sperm.
Mr. Wonka, why do you have Asian goggles? Because me's so hungry. Look at me. I'm going to be the first person in the world. Do it. Yes. Stop. Don't. Come back. Nice. Little Eddie line. Where are you? Oh, there you are. Skittles. Look at the boy. See what happened? You know what I'm talking about, John? A little fly action. You know what I'm talking about? I'm Jeff Goldblum. What's up? Here he comes. Group is getting smaller by the minute. All right, stop waving your arms around like that. Someone's squishing. Can we get a second take on that? That was really bad acting. Thank you, Sis. Great job. Bye.
Way to go the extra mile. Sean! Sean! So rude. Sissy's hot. She can do whatever she wants. You're right about that. Oh, like that could really happen, Skye. What? The taffy pooling room. Come on. And now my dearest lady. Ah, roofies are kicking in. Can you pick your mic up? That's cool, dude. Lying in between your boobs. It's cool. You're going to get a mic necklace here in a second. Just having something that size right there. Look at that. Adieu. Adieu. So dumb. To you. Ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to the 28-hour show. The Mikey Show has been on since 6 o'clock on Wednesday morning. In three hours, it will be 24 hours. We've been 21 hours on the air. Oh, we're dancing again and singing. All right, here we go. Loom-pa, loom-pa. Okay, Rob, you don't need to sing along. Oh, yeah, do a handstand. Hey! Awkward, so hot. Hey!
That's all that. Oh, wait a second. This is suddenly digressed. Wait a second. Looks like my Aunt Carmen. Hey. Wee. Oh. Different movie. Oh, we're kidding. Get dizzy. Oh, yeah. Nice. They're like little Hershey's Kisses. Yeah. If you're not greedy, you will go on. Let it dangle. All right. Come on. Oh, gross. I heard they're... Whoa! Hey! This is, I mean, come on. Is this a kid movie? It's an Oompa 9. What the hell? It's a 60 Oompa. Oh, my God. I must answer that note from the Queen. From what? The Queen? Freddie Mercury apparently wrote him a letter. Nice 70s room. Where's Greg Brady? Did Charlie have his hair highlighted in the last 20 minutes? Well, aren't you a jerk.
Yeah. Thanks for crushing my dreams. Well, it's Charlie. Why would you want to spend any more time with that loser? What happened? I'm going to find out. Oh, Grandpa ain't taking it. Grandpa's pissed. He can barely walk. What's he going to do? Interesting room. Feels like my brain. Mr. Walker, I am extraordinarily busy. Sorry, Mr. Wilder. Mr. Purple Vest. This is a lifetime supply of chocolate for Charlie. Mr. Chippenvest. Where does he get it? He doesn't. Why not? Because he broke the rules. What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie? Wrong, sir. Wrong. Under Section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if... This is where the air really goes bad.
shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses, hearing and hearing contained, et cetera, et cetera. Facts, mentis, incendium, gloria, culpm, et cetera, et cetera. Hair growing out of side of head, et cetera, et cetera. Black and white, clear as crystal. You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized. You get nothing. Oh, damn. Good day, sir. Yes. Yes. Get out of here, you old bastard. Get out of here. Lay down the law. Nobody wants to see your old ass. Take a bath. He said good day, sir. I said good day. Look at that hair. Wow. That's Bill Murray and Kingpin. If I had scissors. Oh, St. Charlie, though. Wait a second. Wait, Charlie, do something nice. Your gay turtleneck. Mr. Wonka, you can't see my hickeys, right? Bill still likes me. Mr. Wonka? Loved you in Silver Streak. Peace out. Here we go. He's writing a Martha Stewart apprentice letter. Okay, sorry, it was stir-crazy I loved you in. You won! You did it! You did it! I knew you won!
Okay. Oh, here we go. Again. The hair. Okay, look at the hair. Look at the hair. Look at the hair. No, that's slug work. Oh, they fixed it. You know, it's amazing what Gene was able to do with a curling iron. Jeez. And you passed the test. You won. The jackpot, my dear sir. The grand and glorious jackpot. What, the pizza? Yes, the chocolate, but that's just the beginning. Suits. Oh. New suits, huh? This way, please. We'll take the Wonkavator. Enough in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir. When you go in, you don't come out. You mean this really bad prop? Okay. Oh, you mean this cardboard prop? Yeah. This is the great glass Wonkavator. It's an elevator. It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and slant ways. And snozz ways. And byways.
That's the one that starts a war with Russia. Do it. Commie bastards. Oh, way to go, Charlie. Yeah, great. Bye-bye, Fallujah. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. We're faster. I am. It's called the China Syndrome. Nuclear meltdown. Reactors. Charlie vomits everywhere. That was awful. Okay, that's awful right there. Wow, wow. That looks real. I think that really happened. I did too. This is a documentary, right? Obviously. Okay, wait a second. I see fishing line.
Wow. Even though it's not real. Grandpa, our town looks like miniatures. See that piece of crap house right there? That's ours, Charlie. See that government subsidized housing? That's where we live, Charlie. How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie? It was all right. I liked it about as much as your hairspray. I'm very pleased to hear you say that because I'm giving it to you. Because I'm suing you. That's all right, isn't it? I've filed for bankruptcy. Charlie, have you ever heard of Chapter 11? And now I'm going to jump out of this.
All my most precious candy-making secrets. Oh, okay. We know what those are. Yeah, I'm not sucking anything, buddy. Absolutely. What happens to the rest? The whole family. We're burning it to the ground, Charlie. The rest of your family doesn't get to come. That's horrible. It's called arson, Charlie. Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. What happened? He got cancer. Give me a hug. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, hey. Effect ever. There it is. Bravo, bravo. Thank you. All right. Let's go back to the studio, take some phone calls. Leave this up until we get back.