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Boston Rob - Brady Song
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A comedy tribute serenaded New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as handsome, dominant, and nearly superhuman. The song mixed football language about protection, slots, throws, completions, and the end zone with deliberately suggestive jokes, briefly comparing Brady's looks with Ted Danson's. It celebrated Brady's 50-touchdown perfect season and pleaded with him to bring home another Super Bowl ring. Afterward, the host defended his enthusiasm as a harmless man crush and argued, with obvious comic exaggeration, that Brady deserved Time's Man of the Year and a Nobel Peace Prize.
What happened, in order
Tom Brady Love Song
A comic song praises Tom Brady's looks, protection, completions, and ability to reach the end zone through a barrage of football double entendres.
Bring Back Another Ring
The singers celebrate Brady's 50 touchdown passes and perfect season while begging him to deliver another Super Bowl championship.
Harmless Man Crush
The host calls his fixation on Brady a harmless man crush and jokingly argues that the three-time champion deserves recognition from Time and the Nobel Peace Prize.
People mentioned
193 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
This one's going out to Tom Terrific. Your cleft chin's wicked awesome. Pass me all your balls. Your looks compete with Ted Danson's. Just hit me in the slot. Is that gay? Nah, dude, you're fine. Keep going, keep going. Brady! You have great protection. Hitting the end zone. You make so many completions. All go wide. Love to catch your throw. You're Tom Brady. So good looking.
50 touchdown passes Super, make it awesome You're Tom Brady You're my one and own us another ring Leave an orphanage full of kids Just bring us back to the Super Bowl You're Tom Brady. Uncle-licious. You're my number one guy. First perfect. You're Tom Brady.
What? It's just a harmless little man crush. All I'm saying is I'd have this guy's kid. Who wouldn't? Come on, the guy's dreamy. This guy goes to the Super Bowl about as often as I go to jail. He's the greatest quarterback in the history of quarterbacks. He should be Time's Man of the Year. He should get a Nobel Peace Prize. This guy's got three rings. He's going on four. It's Tom Brady. Thank you, Tom Terrific.