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Boston Rob - Mikey 80s Song
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The show opened with a comic song aimed at Mike's younger self and his conspicuously dated style. The bit named his mullet, stonewashed jeans, jean jacket, Walkman, Tab, L.A. Guns tattoo, and habit of saying "rad" as evidence of an embarrassing phase. The singers argued that sober, present-day Mikey is no longer a poser and should be grateful those days are over. A short coda returned to The Love Boat, Hill Street Blues, and the tattoo for one last punch line.
What happened, in order
Younger Mike Roast
A parody song ribs Mike for his mullet, stonewashed jeans, jean jacket, L.A. Guns tattoo, Walkman, Tab, and earnest use of the word "rad."
Love Boat Coda
The closing fragment repeats the joke that young Mike watched The Love Boat and Hill Street Blues while proudly showing off his L.A. Guns tattoo.
People mentioned
158 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Hold on, younger Mike. Look at that mullet head do. Get it, young Mike. You love to use hip words like rad. It's true. It's true. You thought this song was so cool. So come on, Mikey. Now you're sober. Your jean jacket phases over. When you sang this song, you had no clue. That this song would come back to haunt you. Watching the Love Boat and Hill Street Blues. Showing off your L.A. Guns tattoo. Singing with confidence. You know you did it more than once. Stone wash jeans and drinking tab. Playing songs on your Walkman, I heard you say, hey clown, that's my name, don't wear it out. So come on Mikey, you're no poser, thank the Lord those days are over. When you sang this song, you had no clue, that this song would come back to haunt you.
Watching the La Boat and Hill Street Blues Showing off your L.A. Guns tattoo