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Boston Rob - Nigerian Girl
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celebrity adoptionHollywood satireinternational familiesprovocative comedysatirical songmadonnaangelinahollywoodadoptionnigeriancelebritysatire
A performer opens by joking that a cigarette is vocal preparation, then launches into a provocative satirical song about celebrity adoption. The recurring bit presents a Nigerian girl as Hollywood's newest accessory and imagines her being renamed Pearl. Madonna is criticized for adopting a child from an illiterate father, while Angelina's multicultural household is compared to a United Nations dinner table. The refrain returns once more before the performer abruptly signs off.
What happened, in order
Cigarette Vocal Warm-Up
The performer jokes that smoking a cigarette is how they prepare their singing voice.
Hollywood Adoption Accessory
A satirical song argues that adopting an African child has become a fashionable accessory for Hollywood stars.
Renamed Pearl
The singer pushes the celebrity-adoption satire further by imagining a Nigerian girl being renamed Pearl.
Madonna Adoption Jab
Madonna is mocked for taking a child from an illiterate father.
Angelina's UN Table
Angelina's diverse family is compared to a United Nations meeting around the dinner table.
Accessory Refrain
The closing refrain repeats the claim that a Nigerian girl is the latest Hollywood accessory before an abrupt sign-off.
People mentioned
179 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
I just smoked a cigarette to get my singing voice ready. Some stars hate them, some stars create them, some can't cause they're gay. If those stars have proper credit, they artificially inseminate. They can brag and they are pleased, but they can't see the light. That's right. Cause the stars with the coal-tired cash can adopt a Serengeti child. Cause they are adopting a Nigerian girl. Wish I was a Nigerian girl. You know it's the new accessory in the Hollywood world. Change her name from to Pearl. Gotta give a shout out to Sky, you trendsetter. What was Ramsey's real name? Madonna did it, took a kid from some guy that can't read. Angelina's dinner table must look like the UN's about to meet. Forget tribesmen and lions, now you got it made. Cha-ching! Only your distended belly saved your ass today.
Cause they are adopting a Nigerian girl. Wish I was a Nigerian girl. You know it's the new accessory in the Hollywood world. Change her name from to Pearl. Love you. I'm out in Chicheny.