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Boston Rob - Sarah Palin
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This show covers Candidates Do Not Connect, Alaska's Political Miracle, Wave to Putin, Yeltsin on the Horizon.
What happened, in order
Candidates Do Not Connect
The singer dismisses McCain and Biden as candidates who do not speak to him while calling Obama pretty great.
Alaska's Political Miracle
A comic refrain claims that the Alaska sun worked a miracle by producing an unusually attractive vice-presidential figure.
Wave to Putin
The song mocks Alaska's proximity to Russia by suggesting that Sarah Palin could simply wave to Vladimir Putin from home.
Yeltsin on the Horizon
The Russia joke escalates with the absurd claim that Boris Yeltsin can be seen when the wind and sky are right.
Hockey Moms on TV
The singer celebrates hockey-mom appeal and national television exposure as the force that won him over.
Honorary MIT Member
The closing fragment lands on the comic boast that the singer is now an honorary member of MIT because of what he saw on national TV.
People mentioned
John McCainJoe BidenBarack ObamaAl GoreSarah PalinVladimir PutinBoris Yeltsin
107 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Well, McCain's not my candidate and Biden ain't for me. Obama, yeah, he's pretty great, but they don't speak to me. Oh, the Alaska sun worked miracles. You're the hottest VP Gore used to be. Russia's not far from her home. Wave to Vlad Putin. And if the wind is right and the sky is clear, you can see Boris Yeltsin. Oh, Alaska gave me a miracle. Hockey moms and me. Swing to me. National TV. Oh, she's got a way of driving. That's when she had me. Making me like the library. I'm an honorary.
Member of MIT National TV. That's when she held me around.