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Boston Rob - Superbowl 2007
2007
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A Patriots fan delivers a bitter comic rant about watching a rival player reach the Super Bowl. He jokes that the player's commercials and oversized forehead are unbearable and even wonders whether it is wrong to hope the player gets hurt. The fan argues that the rival should end up like Dan Marino, remembered as a great quarterback who never won a Super Bowl. He finishes by abandoning football for baseball, counting down to the Red Sox opener and renaming the day "Super Sox Sunday."
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A Pats Fan's Super Bowl Rant
A frustrated Patriots fan unloads on a rival player, mocks his commercials and forehead, hopes he never wins a championship, and looks ahead to the Red Sox season instead.
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122 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Being a Pats fan in the world today takes everything I got. Promises of another bull ring, or at least that's what I thought. Man, I wanted to die that day. And in jokes, let's start a rumor that he's gay. Is it bad to hope he gets hurt in the game? I'd rather be on the porcelain seat and have to use a hot sauce bidet. Than to ever have to watch one of his wicked retarded commercials ever again. With his huge Easter Island forehead. That's not a forehead, that's an IMAX screen. I hope he becomes the next Dan Marino. Think there's only 60-something more days till Sox opening day. This Super Bowl should be dubbed Super Sox Sunday.