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Boston Rob - Taco Shop
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A broke narrator promises his date tacos, extra guacamole, rice and beans, with Pedro handling the order. He argues that low prices, the value menu and a free walk in the park are perfectly acceptable romance because he is not wealthy or a doctor. When the date resists or feels embarrassed, he demands his horchata back and bluntly identifies himself as a broke dirtbag who still wants to be a man.
What happened, in order
Extra Guac First Date
The broke narrator invites his date to load up on extra guacamole while boasting that their first date will not cost him much.
The Car Does Not Run
He asks his date to walk to the taco shop because his car barely runs.
Pedro Is On It
The narrator orders extra rice and beans and confidently tells his date that Pedro will handle it.
Value Menu Romance
He presents the taco shop's low prices and value menu as the practical foundation of his romantic plan.
Free Second Date
He proposes going to the park next because it costs nothing and reminds her that he is not a doctor.
Give Back the Horchata
After defending his cheap date, he tells her to get out of his car and return his horchata, then admits that he is a broke dirtbag trying to be a man.
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Yeah, delicious. I'll take you to the taco shop. I'll let you get what you want. Go ahead, girl, load an extra guac. First date, I didn't spend a lot. I'll take you to the taco shop. I'll let you get what you want. You mind if we walk. My car don't run a lot. You can have it your way. How do you want it? Extra rice and beans. Tell Pedro he's on it. Can't beat the prices. So we go to the next level. While it's not stacked, hit the value menu. I'll break it down for you now. Baby, it's simple. All by the first time. You get the next though. Could you be a good sport and not act so mental? Next we go to the park or whatever. Don't cost though. This our first date and I ain't a doctor. Friends teasing you about the taco I bought you. Tell me how to treat a lady. No problem. Get out of my car and give me back my hochata. I'm a dirt bag. What you see is what you get. If you sign my bank account, you understand who you with. I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can. I'm a broke-ass dirt bag who wants to be a man. I'll take you to the taco shop. I'll let you get what you want. Go ahead, girl, on the extra guac. First date, I didn't spend a lot. I'll take you to the taco shop. I'll let you get what you want. And do you mind if we walk? My car don't run a lot.