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Boston Rob - Thanksgiving Song 2008
2008
Boston Rob's SongsKIOZRock 105.3
thanksgivingturkeyhampope john paulwally worldjohnny damonfartstarskyhutchsammy pugglesky preferencessammy
The host repeatedly praised Skye's love for ham, even controversially saying she prefers ham over black guys, and imagined her eating ham in a pie. Sammy the puggle was labeled untouchable, prompting the host to joke about preferring to kiss Starsky or Hutch instead. Wally from Wally World shouted 'Dino-mite', the host mused about Johnny Damon receiving BD, and Scott's enthusiasm for ham on Thanksgiving was highlighted. The show closed with fart‑noise laughter and a cheerful Happy Thanksgiving sign‑off.
What happened, in order
Ham over Black Guys
The host claims Skye loves ham more than she loves black guys.
Sammy the Untouchable Puggle
Sammy is described as a puggle that nobody wants to touch.
Starsky or Hutch Preference
The host jokes they'd rather kiss Starsky or Hutch than Sammy.
Wally's Dino-mite Exclamation
Wally from Wally World enthusiastically says 'Dino-mite'.
Johnny Damon BD Wish
The host says they wouldn't mind if Johnny Damon got BD.
Ham in a Pie for Skye
Skye would eat ham if it were placed in a pie.
Fart Noise Laughter
The host laughs wicked hard when hearing a fart noise.
Scott's Ham Love
Scott is noted for loving ham on Thanksgiving.
People mentioned
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Love to kill gopher. Skye loves her shoaf. White manservant, that is. Ashley loves to eat lots of food. That big bone in her foot is obtrusive and rude. I bet her shoe size is a ten in dudes. Turkey for me. And ham for Skye. Cause Skye loves ham more than she loves black guys. Skye could eat her ham at the mall. My favorite Pope ever was John Paul. Ashley is sweaty. It's wicked gross.
Sky always demands that we give her toasts. Sammy is a puggle that no one wants to touch. I think I'd rather kiss Starsky or Hutch. Thanksgiving is a special night. Wally from Wally World says Dino-mite. That's right. Turkey with gravy and cranberry. I wouldn't mind if Johnny Damon got BD. Turkey for you and ham for Skye. Skye would eat that ham if you put it in a pie. White meat, dark meat, Skye began to drool. Skye, I'm not talking about guys. I'm talking about food.
Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys. I laugh wicked hard when I hear a fart noise. Oh, Scott loves ham on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.