Mikeython - 2010 - Part 10

0:00I'm not moving. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey. You can't see. Here, I'll boost you up. Shut up. Here, stand with my hands. Oh, oh, what? I feel the clock. I feel the clock. I feel the clock. I feel the clock. Shut it up. Shut it down. Okay, sorry. Sorry. He's going to slit your face. Don't do that. Don't get mad. I'm sorry. You knew that I was going to help. Has it been long enough? You know, I didn't think I'd ever see you and Catherine and a cat sitting in the house with an American flag. No joke. Two grown women in a box with a cat and an American flag blanket. Is that weird? Nothing weird about it. Is that weird? The cat is also dressed as Santa. Hey, you know what the cat's like to hear? The cats like it when you say that elfish thing my wife said to me at one time. What was it, babe? He's heavier than Sage. How much does Sage weigh? Like 12 pounds. He's a big cat.

1:06Why does it have to be the biggest cat I've ever seen? Oh, my other cat is even bigger. How many cats do you have? I have as many cats as Woodsy has dogs. You have five cats? Yes. I am the crazy cat lady. I embrace it. He's looking at me. He loves you. She said he's looking at me. I've never actually seen him behave this well around a stranger. I swear. I told you. He smells milk. Oh, my gosh. Hello, kitty. Hello, kitty. Hi, cat. Hi, cat. Hi. Kat, I hope nothing bad happens to me on your account. If anything bad happens, I'm sorry, but I have to blame you. I hope you don't take this personally, Kat, but I despise you. Oh, my God. I'm itching now. Hey, Kat, I hate everything about you. I know, but I do. I don't like it, but I want to. Hey, you can send that dude home. No, no. Yeah, you can send them home. I'm not doing that. I don't care. I'm not doing it. Woods. Bro, if I... Stop. I'm telling you, I didn't want to hold a rodent, but when I did, it peed on me, and that scared me real bad, and then I had nightmares for the rest of my life. So just hold the snake. I hold the snake every morning, but listen. Oh, wow. No, you don't. You hold an earthworm.

2:27I'll show you. Don't. I'll show you. I don't want to see a picture of your piece on your file. I have proof. I did it for you last night. Great. I don't want to see it. I don't know how many times I can tell one guy, I don't want to see your wiener. Here's the deal. I will not do that, dude. I can't do it. I told you before I didn't do it. Jay called the guy anyway. I'm not doing it. Jay. Here's the deal. Let's do something else. Talk to him. Do it. You know what else I hate? Be a man. I am a man. Are you? Yes. You know what else I'm scared of? You got an earring in both ears. It's true. Straight jackets. I am petrified of straight jackets. Well, okay. Maybe I just make a straight jacket for you. Fine. Tie me. I'm so afraid of having, like, I'm being, like, straight jacketed. Get tinfoil or saran wrap and tie them up in that. No, dude. Then do the snake. I'll do the saran wrap over the snake in a heartbeat. We can get saran wrap. I am petrified of that. feeling like that closed up feeling. If we do the saran wrap, we should make him take his shirt off. We don't have saran wrap. We have a snake. We can get it real quick. Well, CVS is right around the corner. Send the snake guy home. I'll give him money. Doc my check. I'll pay for his gas. You really won't do the snake? I really won't, dude. I really won't. Will you put the snake in your mouth? I'm not going to touch that. Will you take that snake and instead of holding it, let him slither in and out of your mouth?

3:49Okay, fine. Maybe that's too much. I'm not saying it like that, you weirdo. Where's Mikey? Okay, if you are not willing to hold the snake, will you let the snake go around your neck and constrict? Oh, my God. No! Then don't hold it. I'm just saying. Oh, my God. Will you let us take a rattlesnake and let the rattle go off in your mouth? Sienna has done her time. All right, Sienna. You guys, is this mic on? Yeah. I kind of like the cat. Of course you do, because that cat's sweet. It looked at me with these green eyes and just like, don't hate me. And then I felt a little bit like a monster. Yeah, I mean, you said... She's not only facing, but overcoming her fear. You said, here in my arms, you're the safest of all. You know... If it were to go in front of my car, I would still turn around and go a different route. That's true.

4:50I'm done now? Yeah. You're done. Oh, boy. Man, I bet L.O.B. has had her eye on that black cat since it came out. Oh, yeah. You know that. Smooth. What does L.O.B. have to do, by the way? She's just out of the contest. Date a white guy. Oh, man. That's a nightmare. What do you do with her? What's your phobia? Oh, she's claustrophobic. Oh, yeah. Oh, get up. But I've faced that before. Have you? Where? We went in that tiny studio. That's not facing you. That is not. I'm going to tape this box up. You get in the box. I'm going to tape the box closed on top. No, you're not. Why don't we get in there? Let's all get in there. We should still tape it shut. Yeah, let's all get in there. Tape it shut. The two of them barely fit in there together. Hey, how can we get in there if you tape it shut? That's the top. Huh? That's the top. Oh, so it's enclosed. Yeah, it's a cave. Do we have saran wrap? Where are we going to get it? Adam will get it, I'm sure. Grab some apple pie. Hey, did he really send snake guy home? Yes. Oh, my gosh. You ever just blow through your budget money? Yeah. You ever just pay for a guy to bring a snake down here and then go home? Take it out of my check. Really? I'll write you a check. I'm not doing it. I hate snakes. I told you I wouldn't do it. Just touch it with your finger. No. I feel like I just took like 20 shots of tequila.

6:17Did it scare the heck out of you? It was like, I feel like, you feel like it took a lot out of you? It was a rush. Thank you, Catherine. Thank you, Catherine. That's very sweet. Bye, Mac. My pleasure, our pleasure. Thank you, Mac. Bye, Mac. Bye, Mac. We love the Mikey show and we're so happy that a year ago things were weird and now things are awesome. Yeah. Things are great. Thank you. Things are awesome. I heard Mac me yell. He looked at me, you guys, and was like, I'm sorry. He said, why do you hate me? He said, I'm sorry. Please just love me. He's like, I'm just a black cat trying to make my way through life. I know. I don't want him to take it personally, but he's bad luck. He's not bad luck. He's sweet. He's not bad luck. He's horrible luck. He's horrible luck. What if I get fired? You're not going to get fired. You have a contract. Woods can get fired. I'll say a bad word or something. I don't have a contract? No, yours is bad. I'm month to month. Mine's month to month. So what are you guys doing? I just sat in the box. I'm not touching a snake. They can saran wrap me as like a straight jacket because I hate straight jackets. Oh, wow. Look at the comments on my shaved face. Uncle Fester. Oh, wow. Who was this guest? What did I miss? You do look like Uncle Fester. Laugh it up. Laugh it up, kid.

7:42Also like a little boy. I like it, Mikey. M1 Stan says, oh, dear God. M1 Danny says, wow. M1 Holly says, that makes me uncomfortable. M1 Krista says, no, no, no, no, no bueno. That means no good in Spanish. Rebecca, what do you think? Mario says Uncle Fester exactly. M1 Nina says best thing ever. What if Tom Brokaw was reading those updates? What would that sound like? M1 Laura says nice. You guys rock. M1 Christy says you look so young. M1 Ramon says gross. JK. M1 Alana says stranger danger. M1 Nathalia. Uncle Fester. M1 Andrew. Awesome. Exclamation point. I would say that these are mostly bad reviews. But, you know, what are you going to do? Does this mic still work? Yes, it does. Okay. Well, we're set. L-O-B. What's happening with it? Let's all get in there and hang out. I'm not going in. Yeah, you are. Yeah. They barely fit two people in there. Face their fears. Uh-uh. I already faced it. I already did the tiny studio. Jaybird. Let's get a tarantula. Get the snake back. Oh, God. Forget it. I'll hold the snake.

9:09Here we go. What are we doing? We're all getting in. All of us? Yeah, all of us. Wait, wait, wait. Now, where's the opening on it? No, have the opening face the wall, the door at least. Oh, no, it's perfect. No. Come on, it's like our clubhouse. I'm going to be backed into a corner, into a corner. Oh, my gosh. Ever get in a box with a little guy? Yeah, ever get in a box with a bunch of fat dudes? And one skinny guy? Come on, LAB. Come on, LAB. We've got plenty of money. Sienna, are you getting back in? Come on, LAB. Am I getting in? Yeah, come on. Come on, we're all in. My heart's pounding. I don't feel good. The cool people are. I don't feel good. I know. Lauren. Lauren. I can't. Lauren. Lauren. I can't. I got to tell you that Bing Rames is in here. I can't. Guys, I can't. Come on. Come on. Come on. I can't. Is she crying? She's crying. Is she crying? Stop your crying. I'm crying. I can't. Don't cry. You can get in the box. There's no crying in the box. She's really crying.

10:09It's not bad in here, really. It's not bad. It's fun. You should just try it. You'll like it. She's like, I can't. I can't breathe. She's not even in here. She's crying. Okay, you can do it. You can do it. Well, maybe we start off with just you and then we'll put it one person at a time. She gets very anxious. She gets very anxious. Come on. I got my ear pierced. You can do it. I got my face shaved. I held a cat. Come on. You can do it. Stay next to Mikey. Come on. Oh, wow. That's right. It's not fair. Steve Woods just punched Jay in the nards. She's crying. It's okay. We'll be really good. Oh my gosh. She's got tears. She's got tears. Get a good pic of that. Lauren, it's okay. Here we go. Join the clubhouse. Come on, Halloween. Come on. That long. She gets really anxious. She's looking in the doorway. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. She's crying. Take my hand. Take my hand. Take my hand. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. No, for five minutes. Two minutes. For two minutes. Two to five. Take my hand. Two to five to 10 to 15 minutes. Take my hand.

11:24Take my hand. Take my hand. Here she comes. Here she comes in. Here she comes. She's coming in. She's coming in. She's coming in. Oh, yeah. You did it, L.P. It's like a clubhouse. There you go. She is so uncomfortable. Wait, we need an opening. Here, L.P., look. Look, we are all, there's one, two, three, four, five of us all in a box. Sit down, Santa. We are all, we are all kneeling down. And Lauren's crying. Lauren's crying. Shut that together. Wait, no, I'm getting pushed. Lauren is now, tell us what's going through your mind. I feel like I'm going to die. You're not going to die. We all run out of air. It sounds weird in here. Yeah, the thing is, is that I'm just worried about what would happen if there was an earthquake right now. Yeah, it's the walls are kind of. Closing in a little bit. I'm losing oxygen. I feel... That's weird. No, no. It's fine. No, you're not... Wait, wait, wait. Question, question. Are you joking? Did somebody fart? No. Okay, I was just wondering. Don't you dare. Stop, don't you dare.

12:47Don't you. Did the box get smaller? No. No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. No, man. I've never seen Lauren with real tears and that uncomfortable. Streaming down her face. Streaming down her face. Tell me what's happening here. I feel like I can't breathe. It's really hot in here. It is. It's hot. It's hot, stale, carbon monoxide. Do you think that we're breathing in a lot of our own breath? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Did we get pictures of that? Yeah, video, everything. This sucks right here. Poor Lauren. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It stinks. That was a hundred times worse for Lauren than my shaving. Oh, my gosh. Woods, you should get.

14:04Saran wrapped. Oh, I thought you were going to move on to a new bit. We are definitely not moving on. You have to. I've done plenty. I got my ear pierced. Yeah, I shaved my face. Yeah, what about Jay? What about you, Jay? I'm going to have sex with two stewardesses. I'm scared to death. I've never won money in my life. I'm terrified. Jasper's going to come up and bounce on my knee. I'm going to go camping with no food. All right, fine. I'm going to go out to Harrah's and gamble. I'm really afraid of winning money. This sucks. That sun is beaming. I know. It's about to be right in my face. I know. I'm going to have to go big time on you. I'm still shaking. She was bawling crying. Oh, that was so... I did it, though. I know. You faced your fear. I did it. Don't you feel like you just took 20 shots of tequila? Yeah. That's how you feel. I feel really weak. Like, whoa. That's weird. Boozy. Oh, man. This has been quite an experience. We're almost done, though, right? Oh, no. No, no, no. We've got 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. We only have 19 hours left. BS. That's it? 18 hours, 45 minutes. I'm starving. Yeah, you're really down with that apple pie. I want some apple pie. Somebody, please. Oh, my God. Oh, God, look at that. Oh, man. All right, let's do her.

15:35Saran wrap. That's a huge box of saran wrap. Shirt off. Shirt off. Pants maybe just in his underwear. Nope. Don't want that. Oh, weird. Weird. Weird. Look at his hair. It looks funny. It's from your hat. He's been wearing a hat. What's his shirt? You are something else, buddy. This body is something else? It's just... In college, they called him the body. Yeah, they used to call me the bod. Oh, he is spinning around, and they have industrial... Your nips are going to cut through that saran wrap. It's a little cold in here, huh? I know. Do you see that to my sister? Yeah. Oh, dear. Waverly, Sienna's sister, is here, and Avalon is here as well. Yep. Where's Avalon? Oh, there. He's here. Tyler. Yeah, Tyler's here. Taylor. Did I say Tyler? Oh, wow. Look at this. You are being wrapped in saran wrap. You're being wrapped in saran wrap. Oh, it's creepy. Hey, Woods. Woods, this is just like your old job. Just like my old job. Oh, my gosh. Mom and dad are so proud. Oh, yeah. This is a real job, buddy. I want it tighter. I want to feel snug.

17:04I want to feel snug. Snug as a bug in a rug. I'm going to vomit because I'm spinning. Can you guys go around now? You're just turning around? You're going to vomit? I've been spinning for like five minutes. It's creeping me out. It looks like a cocoon. Oh, my gosh. It looks like Frodo when Frodo got into it with a spider. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. That is great. You know what, though? You're going to preserve in the freezer really well, probably for three months. You look like head cheese. Oh, gosh. He's not even scared. You can't get yourself. Am I? What are you worried about? You look great. I can't move. Now Sienna can mess with you. What are you going to do? Just push him around. I'm so dizzy. Push him around. Let's get this box out of here. Woods is completely... He can't sit down.

18:07He's completely wrapped in saran wrap, and he can't sit down. He's going over to the couch. Oh, and he just sat on the couch. Oh, my gosh. You look like leftovers in Dahmer's refrigerator. Let's keep dropping things on him. It's hot in here. Look out, all of you. We're throwing stuff on him. We're throwing highlighters, pens. There's a wiener on me. That is fantastic. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Why do I love it so much? Hey Woods, Woods, Woods. What would you say if I told you that we're going to bring the snake in now that you can't move? I'll find a way to get out of here.

20:03If that thing's still here, I'll freak out. He would break through the wall. Is it coming through? If that thing's still here, I'll freak out. It's not. Is it here? No. Is it? No. So hot. Can you stand up? Can you stand up? No, get up. He's got antibacterial stack on him. Oh, it's starting to freak me out fast. Oh, man. Oh, you look like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly. It's so hot. Oh, it's so hot. It's so hot. It's so hot. It looks like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. Just thinking, guys. Coming out of the rhino. Oh, my God. The baby rhino. Oh, my God. Look, it's the rhino. Oh, my God.

21:19Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. You are like a gay stripper. No, it is. It's exactly like that scene in Ace Ventura when he comes out of the Rino's butt. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, Woods. Oh, my gosh. Can we please hear it for Woods? Yeah. That was terrible. Oh, wow. Very true. The FMC's here. Yay. BFMC? Yeah. Holy cow, man. And we are only an hour and a half away. What? So damn. Wood's just yelled out, show us your wiener. Why? I don't know. I feel sick. What's wrong with you? He's like, okay. I was just kidding, was I? This helicopter is real good.

22:25You know what? That Mikey show gopher bit worked out really good. Yeah. Well, we should do it. Tom Tumchins is out of the park. That was on sports slayed today. Oh, man. Let's do gopher. Let's do gopher. Let's not. So what do we do? We pull a name out of a hat, and then that person is everybody else's gopher. Oh, my gosh. All right. Sienna, will you get a basket together for us? Sure. Yeah, you threw it at me. But we're going to be heading towards the stage in just a little bit here, really. Not until 5, right? I thought at 4. What's on this? We're going to have EBWs and Dave Matthews. We've got an hour and a half. Yeah, it doesn't happen until 5. Oh, it says EBW at 4. What's going on, Matt? Kombucha. Oh, kombucha. Yeah, it does say EBW plays the blues. Oh, sweet. We should go down for that. I want to smoke a cig, please. Matt brought me some barley. Oh, my God. A bag of barley. He did. What do you do with it? I don't know. Do you eat it? She just loves barley. Oh, there's seeds. Oh, she loves barley. Just a nod. Is it just a snack on? Yeah. Yeah. Normally, I eat it out of, like, a trough. But it's going to be embarrassing to do that on here. That's hysterical. A bag of barley. A bag of barley. Yeah. Our number is 570-1949.

23:45M1 Rack from Mission Valley is on the line. What's up, Rack? Hello. What's going on? Hey, Mikey Show. What's up? What's going on? What's up, buddy? Thank you. I love everything you guys are doing. Thank you. I just wanted to give you guys a call and tell you guys that we're having our freaking barbecue today. Thank you. And my company, you know, there's a bunch of great people, man. I have Harvey Inc., Lot Management. They're the greatest people I've worked with. The greatest people I've ever worked with. And I just want you guys to say hi to everybody here. Hey, guys. We love you. Thank you for listening. Thanks for being with us. Thank you. Thank you, buddy. You guys did a great job, man. I mean, I got here a year ago from Florida. And I appreciate you guys making my morning a great morning.

24:39You know, besides coming to work, here's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Thank you. We appreciate it, dude. Thank you. I feel for you, for everything you went through. But you know what? The best thing that could happen to you, happened to you, man. Awesome. Well, thank you. We appreciate it, bro. Thank you. Thanks for calling. I want you guys at L-O-B. I'm blacking the waist down. Oh, yeah. Is this Jay on the phone? Yeah, there you go. Sienna, sorry that you're married, but, you know. She stepped out of the room to go see her. Husband and baby. I'm not even kidding. I'm right here. She's like, no, I'm all here. I'm right here. You're somewhat a little bit gay. You know you are. Am I? You see my wife? Dime. You see my wife? She's a dime. No, I know. I've seen her. She's a bender. Mikey, you are a man. Above men. Why are you a man and I'm gay? I don't know. How's that possible? You're not, though. Relax, relax, relax. My nerves are a little exposed right now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Jay? Yes, sir. I think you might be my real dad. Good. All right, Rack, thanks for the call, buddy. We love you. All right.

26:02Well, we were going to do a thing called Dancing with the Dorks. Now, we were going to have somebody teach us. Do we have anybody to teach us? Oh, we have people to teach us, but we are so far behind. Yeah. That's what I was saying. I think we nix it. Yeah. I think we nix it because we're so far behind. We haven't done a bunch of stuff. Yeah. I want to play Stump the Dawn. I'm not S-M-I-O-N-D. I just want to play it because I've been practicing. All right. Let's play Stump the Dawn. Happy birthday, pal. Happy birthday. Or we could do EBW Sings the Blues. That's at four. Okay. Ish. Well, and we're supposed to have the spouses do their deal. Yeah, what time is it? That happens at four. And what time is it now? It's 3.30. Oh. And so, what shall we do? When do we have to? We can do Stump the Dawn. Five. Six. All right, we'll do Stump the Dawn. Call us right now if you know Sopranos trivia. You're going to stump Woodsy. The guy knows everything about the Sopranos. And so call if you have a good Sopranos trivia question. If you can stump him, then you will win. It's simply that easy. If you can stump him, you win. I was trying to give you a pee break a little bit. Yeah. Go make out with BFNC. He's so handsome, that BFNC. I'm telling you. Sharp guy. Jealous. I wonder why guys are usually gay. I know. I wonder why.

27:41You were just saying, show us your wiener. I didn't mean it. Sopranos trivia. Got to thank a couple of people right before we do that. Thank you to Wiener Schnitzel. They got their secret recipe chili. They had their world famous chili in here. So good on a grilled hot dog. They also have the new double burgers. 200% all beef hamburger patties. Two slices of melted cheese on a toasted bun. Real good. They got 18 locations throughout San Diego. Wiener schnitzel is just delicious. This is my favorite schnitzel, Michael, of all the schnitzels, Wiener schnitzel. That's right, Wolfgang. You love it. I love it. It's great. Chili and cheese and all the vixens for you. Are you ready to play? Yes. Have you been brushing up on your Sopranos trivia? Yeah, I watched all of season one in the last two days. Did you really? Yeah. Oh, wow. All right, well, let's try.

29:43M1 Kaz from Benita, are you there? Yeah, it's me. How you doing, man? I'm doing all right, man. Someone COZ, actually. There you go. COZ. All right, buddy. I got a question for you, man. All right, go ahead. Okay, at the end of season two, the episode's called Fun House. Okay. Okay, Tony's in a dream where he sees pussy. Yep. And he's suspecting, you know, pussy of all this different stuff. Right. He sees pussy as, you know, a fish. How much does pussy say? You know, how much does he say, you know, how much per pound per fish? $4 a pound. Ah, you're so good. Wow! What? Wow! Dude! Wow, I just surprised myself, dude. That's rad. That is crazy, Woods. Thanks, COZ. M1 Omar from San Diego. Yeah, what's up, Mikey Show? What's going on? Hey, not much. I have a question for Woods. Go ahead. All right, where did Johnny Sacramone come from? Where did he come from? Yeah, where's he from? New York. Yeah, that's right. I was like, where was he born? Yeah, all right. He was head of the New York family when Carmine died. M1 Dustin from Oceanside. Yeah, what was the name of Meadow Soprano's roommate in college? Caitlin. Yep.

31:12Wow, Lindsay. Stump to dawn. Guy knows Sopranos trivia like nobody's business. M1 Erica, Oceanside. What's your question? Hi. Okay, what song was playing when Christopher got shot and Abe was in the hospital for him? My Lover's Prayer by Otis Redding. Yes. Yeah, that's good. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Are you blown away right now? I am blown away. Holy crap. M1 Jason from Scripps Ranch. What model Mercedes did who? I can't understand him. He wants to know when Gloria took Tony for a drive when they first met. What kind of Mercedes was it? I'm not a car guy at all, and I think it was an SL, or do you need the number? SL what model? SL 350? Negative. Negative? What was it? SL 600. 600. You stumped it on. All right, there you go. Sorry, Woodsy, you didn't get it. You know what? I can tell you Gloria Trillo worked at Globe Motors, but I don't know the kind of model of car it was. Yeah, see, the hard questions are when you're starting to get into stuff that's like,

32:35You know, what was the prefix, you know, of plot stuff? I mean, I can get you. Yeah, it's got to be plot stuff. It can't have to be. But yeah, it's more. But if you it's more fun, because if you're asking him a question, you're like, hey, when Tony was in the bar in the corner of the room, there was a number on a table. You know, it's like. Plot stuff is good, but he did stump me. I mean, I knew it was a Mercedes. I knew it was an SL. I just didn't know the number, so nice work. M1 Bass String from Pine Valley. Oh, my boy. Hey, what's up? What's up, brother? You down here or what? Yeah, I'm outside right now. Nice, nice. I'm down with a cold and everything, brother. There you go. Thank you, ma'am. What did Chrissy do during his own intervention that made Pauly punch him in the face? He, well, I can tell you almost exactly what he said. He told Tony, and look at you, Mr. Type A personality. You eat sausage by the truckload. You're going to die of a heart attack. Is that right? Nope. What did he do? He called his mother. Oh, no, no. He called his mother a C. Yeah. Yep. Called his mother a C. I thought, yeah. He freaked him out, and he punched him. I'd give him that one, though. I'd give him that one. All right, hang on the line, bass string. We're going to make a winner.

33:53Let's see. M1, Eric from San Diego. What's your question? What's going on? Not much. Woods, in the final episode, what food was ordered for the table at the end? Onion rings. Oh, you got it. The guy is... It's a good day today, man. It's real good. All right, I'm having to... I'm just having to cram down crackers. A little snacky snack. Woods had to go to the bathroom. How are you feeling? Better. Yeah? I feel like I can breathe. I had to walk around out in the lobby for a little bit. Got you a little bit, didn't you? Yeah. I think maybe if I weren't so loopy and tired, maybe I wouldn't have cried. Well, you did say recently that you have a bit more emotion. You know, you cry easier, you know? Yeah. And that was a moment. It was. It got really hot. My world got really small.

36:00It's a sauna. It is hot in here. I feel like it's all right. It feels hot. It feels like a sauna. Sage is the best baby ever. I haven't heard Sage cry. I haven't heard a peep out of her. She's going to talk. She's been here since, what, 10? Listen, listen, listen. Hi, Sage. Hi, baby girl. She's staring at the microphone. Hi, Sage. That's great. All right. Let's check the update. See how we're doing. Raising money for Rady Children's Hospital. And if you go to MikeyShow.com, that is where you can give. Nice. We're at $3,087. And we really do want to raise a lot more than $3,087. That's just with donations of how much people have given. Please go to MikeyShow.com. And what we're looking for is big donors.

37:03Hopefully somebody can go to MikeyShow.com right now that can give $1,000, $2,000, $3,000, $4,000. Because you're very wealthy and you are blessed. And you can give to Rady Children's Hospital. Maybe the Mikey Show has meant something to you over the years. And it's a way that you can give back. My son Jake has autism. He's four years old. And Rady Children's Hospital was really instrumental in changing his life. And there's a lot of kids. that they can't afford to be able to do things like this. And when you give to Rady Children's Hospital, you're helping that cause. There's so many kids that are born with autism. There is no cure for it. And we don't know exactly what causes it. And so it's something that I feel very passionate about. So I'm begging you to please, please go to MikeyShow.com and please give money. To Rady Children's Hospital. Right now it's at $3,087. And I'd like to see that thing be at $10,000. Before we watch those movies at 10 o'clock tonight. And I know that that's a pretty lofty goal. But the bottom line is. Is that you're a part of it right now. You're getting to be a part of it. You're owning this. If you call. Or if you go to MikeyShow.com. Or you text Jake.

38:35At M-O-G-I-V dot com. And you donate money. You can write the amount that you want right there in the text. If you do that, you are a part of something big. You are a part of something much bigger than yourself. You're a part of something that is, like I said earlier, will have an eternal impact. And that's what we want. You want to know that you made a mark while you were here. And this is a way that you can do it. So far, that $3,000 has been raised by just a small group of people. But we know that there are people that are listening right now that can donate big money. Big money. And that's who I'm asking for. Go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And when you click on that part to donate, you're going to see a picture of my son, Jakey.

39:41That's all they'd have to do is meet that little bub. Yeah. He is such a sweet little guy. He's such a sweet little guy. He's the greatest. I love him so much, and that's why this means so much to me. Yep. She's telling you, give some dough. She likes your sunglasses, Woods. We punk him. I love you, Steve. What are you looking at, Mike? I'm hungry. Okay. Let's do your wishes, my command. Here's how it works. Don't go crazy. Don't wish for something that we cannot accomplish. But if we can accomplish it here, you know, the people on the show, we're going to let the people on the show here get a wish. Maybe you want a bathroom break or something like that. I don't know. Maybe you want something. Just make it so that whatever it is that you wish for is something that, you know, we can actually accommodate. Attainable. Attainable. L-O-B. I go first?

40:51Okay. Well, after that, the speech about giving and giving what you can, I would like to give something back to the listeners. You're such a proud nose. That's my wish. I will do with it what I wish. What would you like? Well, there was a lot of talk on Facebook a while back about people coming up to watch the movie with us. Ooh. So can I invite M1s to come watch the movie with us? You can. Yeah, we haven't done that yet. We haven't. We could probably hold 12 total people, so we give away six. Give away six? Six plus a guest. Six pair. Yeah, six pair. Oh, wow, six pair. That's very sweet of you. Thank you. That is very sweet. They're out there giving their money, giving their time, showing their support every single morning. It's the least. I can do that. That is nice. 570-1949. And if you can come in tonight at 10 p.m. to watch the movies with us tonight, we're watching Waterworld and Dirty Dancing. We're making fun of the movies as we watch them. Call us right now. We'll go ahead and get, we're going to get six pair. So get six people and we'll do that. Don't call if you can't get up here because there are people out there that would.

42:17love to be up there. I'm not going to go so far as to say die, but I'm saying they would love to be up there. They'd kill to be up there with us. Jay. Wow, Lauren. Way to mess this up. I want something for me. I want... You're a monster. I want a lobster dinner. Oh, wow. Way to swing the other way. Bravo. That's sweet. Really? You reach deep down into your heart. Digging deep. You want a lobster dinner. Yep. Well, does my wish, because we were going to have people up here anyway, right? Oh, listen. Listen to it. You can't backtrack. I know, I know. I'm just kidding. What do you really want, Jay? I want a lobster dinner. A lobster dinner? Yeah, it was attainable. Holy cow. Get your credit card out, pal. Yeah. Here we go. Well, Jay. Good one. You going to give it to him? Woods. Yeah, I'll get it. Easy. I want to nap. I'll get an hour. I get to for an hour. Go to. That's weak. I'm not going to go to the RV because Rebecca's in there and that would probably creep you out. That is weak. So I'll just go to the love sack and I'll get to crash from, I'm going to say 7 a.m. to 8 a.m. tomorrow. No. I get a nap. It's my wish. Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning. That's like me wishing I could go home from the Mikey back.

43:52Which is not attainable. An hour is reasonable. That's reasonable. Hour? Half an hour. Half an hour. I get a half an hour nap. Done. Okay. Wow. I go next. Okay. My wish is that Woods does not get to take that nap. And that's attainable. That's attainable. It's doable, and it's attainable, and it's doable, and it's attainable. You're a monster. And it's doable. That's your whole wish? We can do that? I just wasted a wish. I could have had a lobster dinner. I want your company. I would prefer your company. I wasted a lobster dinner. I was going to ask to get a lobster dinner with him. Me too, then. And steak. You could have had lobster and steak. Surf and turf. Surf and turf. I could have said steak. But I want my friend Woods to be with me. So you just hosed me out of my wish and my nap. 150%. Thank you. Well played. Let's kick off. Sienna. I want to do something for the listeners, too. Oh, God. And that is to put makeup on the guys.

44:54No more. Please no more. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. Well, I was just sitting here. I'm begging you. We just did the face thing. I'm begging you. I just washed off the face paint. His face hurt. His face hurt. His face hurt. We washed ours off and put makeup right back on it. I was just putting makeup back on and I'm thinking. What else would you like? I'm thinking. What else do you want? I'm thinking. Gold bouillon. These guys look good in makeup. So maybe you guys put makeup on and. No. You didn't save your wish, too. And be hookers. And dress? No, I'm not dressing in drag. Why? Because I know that's what you're thinking. I'm not doing that. Why? It's her wish. It's creepy. I don't want to do creepy, weird, transvestite wishes. Go on. Dress? It's Wilson Phillips. They were just on TV earlier. They were just on TV earlier, and they gave me an idea. I wonder which one I'd be. Can I be the hot little blonde? No, I'm the hot blonde. You're the one nobody knows. So you guys are on board with this. I'm not. Everybody knew the hot blonde and the chubby carny. And they were like, wasn't there a third one in Wilson Phelps? The no name. I don't want to put makeup on again. My face is killing me. I don't either. What other wish do you have? Yeah, what else? I'll eat lots of dinner then.

46:21So, Chyna Phillips, Carney Wilson, and the other one. And the other one. And Wilson Phillips. And Wilson Phillips. Are you guys, is that cool? Oh, yeah, that's totally cool. It's the best. Well, I was just thinking it would be fun. Why are you a sadist is what I want to know. We're trying to have fun. Is it fun? Fine. Well, then, you know, I'll take the lobster dinner then if you guys are going to have a hard time. Deal. I just told you my wish. With what? Oh, I'm fine with her having a lobster dinner so I don't have to dress like me too. That's lame. You asked me what my wish was. You have to grant her first wish. I didn't get my wish granted. You asked for puppies and rainbows, L.O.B. I did not. No, you did. You asked for peace around the world. She asked for us to dress in drag. I asked for them. For people to come up here because I knew it was attainable. You guys dressing as women? You've done it before. I haven't. You had a prosthetic belly. M1 Whooby from Bird Rock. Hello. How are you? Good. You won. You're coming up tonight. You and someone else. Hang on the line. M1 Casey from El Cajon. Yes. You won. You're coming up tonight. You get to bring a friend.

47:42Oh, my gosh. My fiance is going to be so excited. You guys don't even know. There you go. You can come for sure, right? For sure. We're coming. All right. You're welcome. That's right. Oh, my God. It's the gift that keeps on giving. She's like Mother Teresa over there. M1 Steve from San Diego. Mother Teresa. Hey. Hey, you won, Steve. Sweet. You get to bring a friend. My wife's going to die, dude. She's going to die. Can you come for sure? Yeah, for sure. Okay, cool. Hang on the line. Let's see. M1 Classic Girl from Penasquitos. Are you there? Yes, I am. Shut up. Why shut up? Well, first of all, I want to come tonight, and I want to bring my 17-year-old son. We've gone every year to see you. Nice. Every year. That's cool. Well, we just gave away our three pair. How many pair do we have? Six. Oh, we have six. Okay, you want to come up? Yes, but I want to give back then. This is my deal. I have two teenagers.

48:43And your wristbands that you talk about all the time? Yeah. I want to pick some up and I want to, my kids, my daughter's a cheerleader, my son plays lacrosse. I want them to sell them at their school and all the proceeds go to Radies. My daughter had kidney surgery at Radies 10 years ago. And I want to pick some up and sell them for whatever you say and all the proceeds go. The problem with that is that we don't have very many of the wristbands. And we are backlogged on the wristbands. And there are people that have gone to the website to get the wristbands that we're still trying to fulfill their orders. Well, I can wait for it. They have another half a year. Yep. Okay. Well, I love that idea. And it'll take some time. Right now, my wife and I are doing this. We're paying for it. And we desperately need donations to be able to keep doing it. I'll give a donation. I'm a single parent. I don't have a lot of money. I'll give what I can. Well, we're not looking for that right now. I mean, if you want to donate, please donate to Rady Children's Hospital. Of course. Because we're trying to get what is called a 501C, which is a non-profit for the Be Different pack. That's amazing. But our kids are going to be, my son and my daughter are going to be running our world someday. Every kid.

50:05needs to have one of those wristbands. I love it. I like that idea. And I agree with it, and I love it. Do I get to come tonight? Sure. Absolutely. Okay, another thing. You get to bring someone, too. Can I bring my 17-year-old son? Uh, yeah. Can she? I don't know. I don't know why not. Why not? I guess she can, right? It's going to be real late. Yeah, it's going to be late. Oh, I don't care. He's an AP student. He can miss a day of school. Okay, cool. And the other thing I had to ask you, I get to do coup de date. Coup d'etat tomorrow. Nice. At 4 o'clock. Nice. I'm really nervous. Can I have some advice? For Coup d'etat? I get to be on this. It's my dream. It's one of my bucket lists. It was number one on my bucket list, and they picked me. And I get to be there tomorrow. Give me some advice on how to talk on the radio. Just pretend like no one's listening. Yep. Yeah, you pretend that you're talking to one person. Yeah. Mike, if I could. Give her a little advice. Is that wood? Yeah, it's me. That's wood. It's wood. It's wood. Oh, thank you. Here's the deal. You are the music king. This is what I do. Every day. You come in and just make love to the microphone. Oh, wow. That's what you do. Make love to the microphone with your voice. Really strange. Okay? That's what I do and it gets me. So incredibly strange. I more like the idea of just like you're talking to one person. Yeah. Like you're having a conversation. Just make love with your voice. Make love with your voice to the microphone. Well.

51:28Can you hear my voice? I have a sex phone voice. Oh, wow. I used to sell. Go on. Preemptive creep. Preemptive J. Preemptive J. Go on. You're kind of cutting in on a bit. J, you are also one of the gods. The two of you. Sienna, you're the mom of the world. LB, my nickname is LB, and I just think you're awesome. There you go, LB. But I have to say, I'm so nervous. I'm scared I'm just going to be stupid on the radio. Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. You'll be great. You have some practice right now. LB and Wood just kicking it. LB and Wood have told you what to do. You got it down. All right. So I get to come tonight? Yes, you do. We'll see you tonight. Really? Do I just come down and say my name? I'm going to put you on hold, and holy cow. Hey, do you have more questions? Maybe write all these questions down, and then we just sort of get them all out there at once. It sounds like I'm talking to my wife. Put her on hold, and we'll get her help. Where are you? How many do we give? How many do we give? We've got, I think, two more pair to give. We've got two more pair? Yep, yep. We've got two more pair. He already wrote them down.

52:34I think Will is saying he already wrote them down and got them. Oh, you already got them. Yeah. Okay, good. I speak flailing arms. It's called Mikey Show sign language and it never works. Can I hold her now? Thank you. I don't want to give her up. Don't. It's your baby. It's your baby. She's not seeing it. Oh, gosh. She's such a sweetheart. She's been such a trooper the whole time and not only just being good, but smiling and happy. What time does Jamie get here? Oh, she texted me, and her flight gets in around 5, so we're in good shape. That's cool. I'm going to cry when I see her, by the way. Seriously. Oh, wow. I miss her so much. Yeah. It's sweet. This thing makes you emotional. I'm emotional. I already cried. I'm emotional right now. Just name 5 o'clock. I'm looking in this little baby's eyes and thinking about what an angel. You're going to have one soon. You ever just eat on the air?

53:40You have to eat at some point, Mike. Just eat. It's okay. You ever just jam pretzels in your mouth as a fat Mexican pig and just Uncle Fester chewing up pretzels all right into the microphone? Ella B's laugh gets me worse than any laugh. I just choked from laughing. All right. All right. We got to move on to other business. And hopefully we got Adam on the lobster. A feast, Jay. He just came by. He's like, I'm working on it. That guy. He's the best. I should have said apple pie a la mode. That'd be good. Chris mentioned that he might bring that back with him in his second chef. I'm fiending for apple pie a la mode. Oh, Ronnie said she would too. With vanilla ice cream. Oh my gosh. You guys, we have this available to us. We can do a chicken wing eating contest in every wing that we eat.

54:45We will personally donate a dollar to Rady. Yeah. I'm hungry. There's a bear S in the woods. They're here. They're coming in right now. You're reading my mind. Let's do it. You ever just poop your pants on the air? Because that's what's going to happen. I hope when it happens, you don't talk about it. Yeah, you ever just say inappropriate things? You ever just get us FCC fines? That's what just happened. Really? That's inappropriate? We're all adults. We're all adults. And you're being inappropriate. Do you ever hear an Indian woman singing We Will Rock You? That's my favorite new bit. So you better stop. I love it. I'm going to do it all the time now. Don't steer my issue. Look. Be funny now. Not so funny at 4 a.m. Kicking your can all over the place. Sing it. We will, we will rock you. Uh-huh.

55:50We will, we will rock you. You know how it goes, Mike. Yeah. Buddy, a young man, hard man, something in the street. Gonna take on the whole Sunday. You got bread on your face. You big disgrace. Waving your banner all over the place. We will, we will rock you. Singing. Singing. We will, we will rock you. And that's it. And sing. There you go. Singing. Singing. Babe, is your phone out of battery? What? What's wrong? I need his phone trigger. Where is it? There's one in the office. My wife? Uh-huh. Two things. Yeah. Gas. Oh, boy. And her phone. I'm the same. She'll run that gas down to fuels. Me, too. I can't tell you how many mornings I drive to work being like, I hope I get there. I can't tell you how many times her phone completely runs out of battery. That guy over there, too. I'm nothing, man. Matt's does, too?

56:55Every time I'm talking to him, what's that? What is that beeping? Oh, my phone's going to die. Well, don't you charge it? It has like a double A battery or something. Rebecca, like sometimes she charges it. Sometimes she doesn't charge it. Baby, how come your phone runs out of battery? There's no plug here. No, you got to plug it in where you unplug that from. How come that happens though, baby? Because. Like for me, I charge mine every night and then you use it all the time. It still dies. Yeah, but you don't use it enough then. Or you have a great battery. You ever just talk about stuff? I have the same phone. You ever just hate this show? On the radio, you're supposed to just talk about stuff, aren't you? Yeah. What are we supposed to do? Which is like, stop talking to your wife, dude. He's like, dude, I'm trying to eat. You got wings in front of me. I'm trying to like eat wings. I'm eating wings for charity. Aren't we supposed to have a contest? You've already started. One down.

58:05Oh, we're doing a contest? Yeah. That was just a warm-up. Yeah, I want all the drums here. Oh, happy birthday. Well, there's plenty. Yeah, happy birthday, pal. This is real money you have to give if you eat them all. You know that, guys. Yeah. Okay. I brought cash, so. Real money. I thought we were using Monopoly money. Jay was going to. Oh, look, there's more wings. Where'd the wings come from? Wings. Wings and things. Wings and things? Oh, love wings and things. They're good. They know what they're doing over there. Sorry they're not naked, Woods. Who, me and Sienna? Was that on the schedule? It's Wingstop, you guys. You ever just say so? Oh, my God. Wingstop. They look so good. I'm going to try one. Do you want me to fill one of these full for you, Mikey? Do you want me to touch your wings? Yeah, please. Do you want drumsticks? I want to thank Hooters for bringing these wings in. Stop. Wingstop. So what are we doing? Why is everyone filling up? Is that at you? No, him. Aren't we supposed to put our bones in the bowl? He told me it didn't matter who we talked to. Hey, thanks to you. Thank you to Wingdings. Thank you to Jasper's wings. Do we have any hot sauce or anything? Yeah, down below you. There's ranch. Thank you. We need to figure out a distribution of this ranch. Oh, I don't need ranch. Sally. I don't need ranch. But wait, you guys. Hey, hey. He's like.

59:30double-dipping. I didn't double-dipping. You guys are doing it all wrong. Alright, are you ready? Are we contesting? Or are we just feasting? Isn't it a wing-eating contest? Yeah. I got 10. Santa's already eating. Ready? How much time do we have? Here's a bowl. Here we go. Where do the extras go? Maybe you throw a drumstick in there, pal. That's what the bowl's supposed to be for, you guys. No, no. The bowl's supposed to be for the bones. Here's a bunch over here. I need a bowl. You want some more bones? No. Are you guys ready? Yep.