Mikeython - 2010 - Part 13
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Thursday December 16 & Friday December 17, 2010
THE MIKEYTHON takes the airwaves for twenty-eight straight hours! No recap is available as the entire epic event can be downloaded from various sources, mainly at www.mikeyshow.com. This concludes the weekly recap for the Mikey Show for 2010 since day one back in February. Every show, every day they were on the air live!
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During the 28-hour Mikey-thon for Rady Children's Hospital, Mikey, Woods, Sienna, Jay, Jamie and the rest of the crew feasted on an enormous lobster while trying to raise at least $10,000, helped by an anonymous matching donor. Jay's attempt to count enough cars for a flashing-lights world record exposed a comic failure, with only a handful present and roughly 179 still needed. Jamie and the hosts repeatedly roasted Woods over his oddly flirtatious interview with Taylor, while Woods insisted his delivery was merely part of the bit. The exhausted group also debated the word 'whatever,' played TomTom Tunes with callers, attempted a failed hiccup cure on Mikey, and fielded a surreal call from a fake, Hungarian-accented baby Luke.
What happened, in order
Nine-Pound Lobster
Mikey and the crew marvel at a nine-pound holiday lobster, joke about how many people it could feed, and declare that anyone wearing a bib is now family.
The Matching Challenge
After announcing that the Mikey-thon had raised $7,252, Mikey unveils an anonymous donor's one-hour match of up to $800 to push the total toward $10,000.
Open Sleigh Confusion
The hosts compare childhood misunderstandings of 'one-horse open sleigh,' escalating from 'soap and sleigh' to a very adult interpretation.
World Record Flop
Jay counts only two or three participating cars in the parking lot and dryly reports that the crew still needs roughly 179 more to break its flashing-lights world record.
Woods Meets Taylor
Jamie and the crew replay Woods's interview with Taylor and argue that his changed voice made an ordinary street bit sound uncomfortably flirtatious.
Most Irritating Word
Mikey, Sienna, and the others guess America's most irritating expression, rejecting 'synergy' and 'irregardless' before landing on 'whatever.'
Birthday TomTom Win
Chris from Oceanside correctly identifies Duran Duran during TomTom Tunes, earning sunglasses and his first-ever win while listening home sick on his birthday.
Hiccup Cure Fails
Woods coaches Mikey through an awkward upside-down water-drinking cure for hiccups, only for Mikey to hiccup again moments later.
Hungarian Baby Calls
A caller pretending to be Mikey's one-year-old son Luke adopts a Hungarian accent, complains that both parents abandoned him, and claims to spend the day playing Red Dead Redemption.
People mentioned
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So this is one of the larger, although for the holidays we bring in nine, ten pounders. You guys are not kidding around. Yeah, we got a nine pounder in this afternoon for a holiday. So typically three, four, five, and six. So a nine pound lobster, is that a family? Does a family order that? Yeah, it's something, you know, if you guys came in as a group could have as maybe an entree to split or an appetizer. It's a good way to start the holiday. People love lobster during the holiday. What would you recommend in terms of... How many people for a nine-pound lobster? That would take probably three to four people. If it's you and me, maybe two. How about just me? Unbelievable. Do you like lobster, Sienna? Yes, I do. Mikey, I had lobster in my bottle when I was a baby. And filet mignon. I used to have, instead of Oreos, I had lobster O's. Lobster O's. They were delicious. Wow, those are incredible. I could eat 12 pounds of lobster. I promise you. I love it so much. Oh, yeah. I love it. So sorry, guys. I know you're excited about eating some lobster. I did some, too. We are bibbed. We are bibbed. Listen, buddy. We're bibbed, buddy. Once you're bibbed, you can't go back. Yeah, once you're bibbed, I guess you're right. You're in. Yeah, once you're bibbed, you're family.
Oh, wow. There's a couple extra forks for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drawing butter for you. I love you. Oh, man. I'm a fan. I was waiting for Ryan to just feed it to us. He had done so good up until this. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. These are like lobster. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Look at the king over there. Oh, wow. Look at this sucker. That's incredible. There's a giant claw in front of me. Now, how long do you think that this thing had to live to get this big? I'm guessing like eight years. Oh, wow. And this is six? 30 years? 30 years. Holy. Wow. Yeah. Maybe staying awake for 28 hours is not that bad. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Did you get a piece yet, Mike? That's... I'm about to. Yeah, I'm about to. We're getting this all ready to go. Is it good? Oh, it's so good. Look at that. Jay, I thought you were weird when you requested this, and now I'm not thinking you're so weird. Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? It's pretty nice. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, look at you guys.
Oh, my. Oh, my. You ever just spoiled real good? Man, we are living the life. 5701949 is the number. Oh, look at that. I think now is a good time to tell my wife that I did everything around the house. I forgot one thing. What? I forgot to unload the dishwasher and put the new dishes in. I was going to, and I forgot. I'm sorry. I love you. Look how cute Woods is with his pajamas on and his bib. Woods is like a big baby. He is like a big baby. Wow. It's amazing. There's some really delicious sauce on it, too. Go for that piece right there. This is so good. This is so good. Just make a mess. I wonder if I can play a little bit of this so that people still feel that they're being entertained. I know. I'm so sorry. I've got some highlights.
of some stuff that I want to play for you. First of all, here is one of the movies that we'll be watching tonight. Here's the commercial. The sun, for millions of years, the source of life. I know, right? Four plebeians on one. The vast fields of ice that is pulled. Centuries later, two people remained on this planet once called Earth. Who still hopes in a small child My best friend. I can hear you. Who's the guy that said that? No. About lobsters. Who saw a lobster and goes, I'm going to crack it open and eat it. Do you know what was just playing on the radio? Maybe throw some headphones off. I didn't hear it. I thought we were on a break. We were on a break. It was the Waterworld trailer. Oh, fabulous. I've seen it. Oh, boy. What? I thought we were off. I almost cursed. You can't control him.
You thought we were off. Yeah, I thought you said we're going to play this for a minute so we can eat. Really? We're going to start this now? I'm wearing Sienna's headphones and she didn't get any on. Yeah. I'm just happy this can be right now. He won't yell at you. You guys got this tail going on? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so good. I dug into that wild. He won't yell at you, though. I got butter on my pants. You pee on your pants. Butter on your pants. I got butter on my pants. Egg on your face. I mean, it's just... Where did L.O.B. go? I don't know. Where's L.O.B.? I don't know, but more lobster for me. No, she is. My kombucha was rotting. I had to put it in the fridge. Oh, my God. I wish Matt would have brought me one, too. Oh, no, I left my other bag. M1 Ronnie brought me us an apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Are you kidding? I haven't had the s'mores cupcakes yet. Oh, yeah, they're out there, too. Oh, wow. If anyone in promotions is listening.
There's a bag down there with two kombuchas in it. White plastic bag. It's also got my heroin. Wish Matt would have brought me some heroin. No doubt. Just kidding, kids. All right. Lobster tamed. That was amazing. Is it six o'clock yet? Almost. Yeah. I have a pretty big announcement to make. We're all fired. No. Nope, that'll be tomorrow morning. Okay, a couple things. Number one, I want to let people know that we are at $7,252. Wow. Yeah, let's hear it for us. $7,252. Yes. Awesome. Now, our goal was that we wanted to get to at least $10,000 tonight. And so if you can, please. Where are you going? I'm coming to see you. Oh, hi.
We want to get $10,000 tonight. Go to MikeyShow.com and donate. Please, if you are a person who has been blessed with dough and you can give it, please do. Now, here's the cool thing. We have an anonymous donor who has agreed to match all donations up to $800 for an hour. Beginning at 615. Holy cow. I know it. So it's 610 right now. Thanks, Dad. Starting at... Just kidding. Starting at 615 for one hour, if you donate, you will have your donation matched up to $800. Wow. And if you donate... So if you donate 50 bucks, they'll donate 50 bucks. They'll do that up to $800. Pretty cool.
And so the way that you do it is by going to mikeyshow.com. Those aren't. What? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Woodsy? Yeah. Why don't you tell a story so I can eat? Maybe we could do, like, some Tom Tom tunes or something. I'm going to tell a story about that lobster that the Palm brought us. That was incredible. Where are you guys located? Sixth and J. Sixth and J. Please go and eat that lobster. Be disappointed. Oh, it's so good. It's unbelievable. It's from Nova Scotia. You've had nine pounds of that. Yeah. Why does he have so much and we all shared one place? I look over and he's got a full ribeye-sized piece of lobster and he's like... I went over there and asked for a piece. He looked like I was... I didn't ask. I just took it. It was my lobster. No, no, no.
Look at the thing in his hand. Listen to me. Look at that. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Oh, that is the biggest piece. That guy brought me this lobster and sat it down in front of me, and I just started eating it. You want some? Yeah. Come around, you guys. Dig in. I tried to come around, and he said, what are you doing? Yeah. He did the same thing to me. And I walked back over there and sat down. I don't know. They go, what are you doing? I go, yeah, I want some of that. It's like you're the lion, like the den master, and we were the four cubs on the scraps. You're my dog Lucky with food. If by scraps, you guys mean six pounds of meaty lobster. Yeah. Hi, babe. Woodsy. Hi. Come get some of this. I'm full now. Are you? Thank you. There's more stuff coming. I was just told. Barbecue. I'm full. If you're going to go ahead and do that. Sienna, break me off a piece. Yay. And bring me some lobster. All right. There's always more lobster. Oh. So you want me to go there and check and see how we're doing? I want to hear that Asian jingle bells. Oh, you want to wait till I go over there and you play it when they're there? I want to hear the Asian one, though. Okay, here we go. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh.
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh. Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh. Oh, that was a new one. That was good, wasn't it? I want to let the Palm Restaurant know that this is definitively the best lobster I've ever had. The best lobster ever. Without question. That I've ever had. So if you're looking for a place to go and you want to do the holiday lobster thing, the Palm Restaurant is the only way to go. Tell me again, where are you guys? We're on 6th and J. 6th and J, downtown? Right by Petco, yeah, downtown. What's your specialty there?
You know, obviously the enormous lobsters and prime steak. So you get that with a ribeye, nice 28-ounce bone-in ribeye, have a little serpent turf. Talk about decadent. Oh, I love you guys. So, Jay, what do you think? Should we go over and see if we've got anybody to try to do? Yeah, what I'll do is I'll jump on my phone and call you. I'll go over there and see. And if there's people there, I'll... If there's not, I won't tell you anything. What's happening? Well, no, I want to know either way. I mean, the talent thing? No, the breaking the world record. Oh. Why are you laughing, Woods? I'm going to record the surf with Bird, and then I'll go over there. All right. Good man, Jay. The talent thing is over. It is? Yeah, the unicycle guy won. Unicyclist. Oh, I was changing, so I missed it. Oh. We had one contestant. And he won with flying colors. He won. Oh. Well, we judged, and... He was a clear winner. Obviously. I mean, I felt he did. Yeah. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Okay. Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh. What? Four.
What fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all. Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh. Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh. O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way. Bells on Bob to drink, making spirits bright. What fun it is to ride and sing the sleighing song tonight. Hey, jingle bells, batman bells, love them later night. I thought it was, when I was a little kid, I thought it was a one horse, soap, and sleigh. Really? I didn't know what an open sleigh was. I still don't. There's no roof. Is that what that means? Yes. I thought it was when two people had intercourse.
An open sleigh. I like that. Like an open sleigh. They weren't trying to hide it. Yeah, it was just open. But when I was a kid, I thought it was soap and sleigh. I'm like, why do you have soap in the sleigh? I can't believe you're wearing full-on pajamas right now. Hugh Hefner, what's up? My playmate just got here, too. Like the button-up top. Got my hair sticking out. My four hairs. It's a nice look. Thanks. It's hot in here, and I wanted to put my PJs on. It feels great in here. I need a Tylenol. I took one. I took a couple Advil. You did? Is that the bit? Yeah. That's the bit now. You guys want a Tylenol? Time for aspirin. By 6.20 at night, we just go, you guys want a Tylenol? I'll get you a roll. I'll get you a piece of steak. Sit down, darling. Let's just do crazy hours. I don't know. I just feasted. Oh, so good. I've never, I'm honestly not saying this be a D. I've never seen anybody eat as much lobster as you just ate, ever. Oh, I'm just saying. If you had that plate, you would have eaten that much. There's no question. You can't not eat it if it's in front of you. And it's delicious. I'm green with envy. I looked over and he was like, blah. Can you come over here and grab some of this? It's just a skeleton now. I don't think that Mike ate that much. There's always more.
It's not a skeleton. There's eight pounds of lobster in here. I don't know how to get it out. I don't want it. I'm full. We got barbecue coming, so I want some of that, too. Feast on everything is my motto. Yeah. Oh, he just pulled out another huge one. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Now, that's just pretty. You don't want any of that? No, I'm full. You sure? Yeah, maybe a little. All right. Babe, you want some? I'm good. You sure? How about you, honey? All the cig others keep saying. You have more for Jamie if you want some. Yeah. Here, let me grab this. This is tamale. Hang on, I got more. What is that? It's called tamale. Oh. Tamale. Maybe you eat the tamale. What's tamale? My wife is. Seems more appropriate for you, Mike. Yeah, my wife is Caucasian. You're dripping like buttery loves her over the board. Oh, wow. Oh, boy. You guys, be careful. Lean, lean. I'm leaning. There you go. Come here, boo. A little fresh plate. Hello, Angel. Thank you. How happy are you that your wife is happy? You have no idea. No idea. Looking all purdy, smelling all nice. She has been gone since Monday. I haven't seen her since really Sunday night. And it's, you know, I miss her. Oh, we got Jay. Jay, are you there? Wait, wait, wait. What did I do wrong? Here we go. Here we go. Jay. Hey. How are you? Good. I miss you, Jay. We miss you. Where are you?
I'm in Adam's office, which is on the other side of the building. Right. I got reports that people were having trouble finding out where to park. There's a big lot on the east side of the building. I see cars turning into the lot right now. So far, I think I see. You guys flash your lights if you're in the competition here. Mikey, there's five of tens of cars down there. I think I have two. I've got three cars. Oh, wow. Maybe you just scrub. Well, wait a minute. Three cars is close to the world record, but it isn't the world record yet. They're still getting there. One of the cars left. They're driving through that flash, and they need to turn and face the building. Yeah. The other guy's the pizza delivery guy. Yeah. Why are you guys flashing me? I got two cars so far. This is good over here, guys. Yeah. Looking good. Almost there. Yeah. How close do you think we are to the record? I would think that we probably have about a... for about 179 cars to go. Okay. Only that many? I think we... Wait a second. Wait a second. We might want to scrap it. You think? He's like, Mikey, give me five more minutes. 178. I got another one. Is it weird that Lauren and I stopped eating lobster a long time ago and we still have our bibs on?
I see some flashing going on. There's some good flag flashing going on here. Oh, they're getting in unison over here. It's getting good, guys. All right. Okay. You want me to just hang out over here and count cars? Can you vamp for me? Yeah. Okay. I'll be right back. Okay, do your thing. Hey, are all the spouses here still? No. Kim's here. Toddy left. GFMC's floating around somewhere looking for my kombucha. Oh, yeah. Dude. Anybody need more cars over here? Why? Because I wanted to do the thing where they fill in for us, but T-Bone's not here. That's all right. You guys can still do it. Sorry. I know Rebecca's been chomping at the bit to get on that mic. Rebecca, why don't you come join us while Mike's turn? Come here. Come sit in the head chair. Sit in his chair. Come on. We need an Esparza. I need an Esparza on the microphone. Rebecca. Thank you, guys. You guys are the best. Bye. Thanks. I don't want to sit anywhere near you. Oh, because it's lobster. For a variety of reasons. She's not a seafood fan. First and foremost. There's lobster drippings everywhere. Everywhere. That's what happens when you eat. All I can do is stare at his fingers. It pounds. And we're covered with. Yeah. Butter. Butter. Mm-hmm. Yeah, fingers did look kind of. Hey, boo, come sit on the mic with us. Yeah. More sweetly. I want to know. What does that mean? Grilled lemonade.
It's grilled lemonade. What's happening? Oh, they grill the lemons and then they squeeze them. Oh, I bet it's delicious. Get on the mic. You got to be this far away. You know that. You're professional. I've been role playing all day. Have you? With who? With other salespeople. How'd it go? It was good. Was it? Did you miss me? I did. How was your flight, Jamie? It was fun because I had wireless. I mean, yeah, wireless. So I got to listen. Did you listen to the podcast from yesterday? Hi, Taylor. Oh. That's a yes. Oh, wow. That's a yes. Can we play that? Let's play that. I don't know if we have it. I don't think we have it. You have it on your computer. Did you get rid of it? No, I didn't get rid of it. You didn't? It's on your computer, Mike. We don't have to hear it again. Not while she's here. No, we won't. No. Unless I can find it. It's not like anyone would do anything serious. In case you didn't hear it. Do you have a boyfriend? In case you didn't hear it, Woods did a street bit and interviewed a girl named Taylor. It was the creepiest thing I've ever heard. Was it? It was a little bit creepy. It was one of. Your voice changed. I know it did. Yeah, he did some different stuff talking to the ladies. Let's see. Woods, you may be in luck. Thank you. For once. You may be in luck because I don't know if I can find it.
Although I might be able to find it in my scent mail because I know that I wrote you back and said that it sounded like you were nude. True. Just search nude. You know, when you talk to a woman or a man, it sounds different if you're interviewing someone. Rebecca, wouldn't you agree? That's true. I will agree with that. When I did Street Bits, the approach of a guy and a girl was different. You were or were not single, Shannon? No, you weren't. Was not single. I wasn't married. But I was not single. Now, I'm married to my wife, Jamie, who's right here. And you love her. I love her so much. Oh, wow. That was oversold. But you know what? No, I believe. I just cried when she came in here. I know you did. Did you really cry? Yeah. Ask her. Hey, Dad. There were tears. I missed her. That's sweet. I can't sleep unless she's in the bed with me. I just can't. So it's been a rough week. But when I interviewed that girl, I just, when you talk to a girl, you're different. You're like, hey, you know, I'm a creep, I guess. I'm just a creep at heart. Sorry. Once a creep, always a creep. But I didn't, you know, didn't do anything. Wouldn't act on it. We know what. It's hot in here. I didn't do anything. Guys, roast me real good. I'll get roasted for like four hours because of this stupid interview.
Yeah, I think you're in luck, Woods. Oh, thank you. You have it. I don't think I have it anymore. Oh, my gosh. Yep, I don't think I have it. Let's see. Nope, I don't. And, oh, wait a minute. Yes, I do. Hey, what's your name? Taylor. One of my favorite names. What do you want for Christmas this year? There's some mocking. He's going to put me up on a tee like that mocking. Kids out there being dynamical. What were you doing, Maki? Sleeping real good. You ever just hate the show you're on, Maki? You ever just hate your kids, Maki? You ever just stop being professional, Maki? Where did he go with his love? He left the room. Well, because the last time we played it, it wasn't about anything more than us making fun of him. Yeah. He wasn't even that bad. He wasn't. I was just playing. But it's just so much fun.
Oh, I hear something shaking. I think he's coming back. Oh, there he is. There we go. The floor shakes. He runs through. Lauren said, I feel something. I think he's coming. He runs. He's a very gregarious person. All right, so I'm standing here. What's your name, man? I'm Jesus. Jesus. So, Jesus, Christmas is coming up. Okay. What are you asking for for Christmas? What do you want for Christmas? Yes, everybody happy Christmas. Okay, so. That's nice, but if you could get, like, one gift, what would you want? What are you going to ask for? I don't know. No idea? I don't know. Do you want, like, an Xbox? Why not? It's a good idea. That's a good idea. What do you guys eat on Christmas, Christmas dinner? Pozole. What's pozole? It's nice. It's a corn. It's a corn, okay. What else? What else do you guys have? And tostadas and stupid family. Mikey. Okay, cool. That sounds awesome. Have a Merry Christmas. Feliz Navidad. That's the woods I know. Never again, my friend. Definitely. Never again. What do you mean? I'm never doing street bits again. Why? Because I, for two hours yesterday, I laid on that couch while you guys...
Rift and rift and rift and had so much fun. So much in fact that Sienna's brother drew a picture of me on a spit over fire with a cigarette in my mouth. It was a brilliant picture. I want it on a t-shirt and I want it in here. It's genius. You should just wear it every day. I know. Every day. How did Jamie know? How did she know what? That there was... Her sister texted her. Jamie was in Dallas on business. And Facebook. And Facebook, too? Because all the M1s are like, creep, creep, creep, creep. And then she's like, what's this I see about? I'm like, babe, let me explain. What did you say? I said, listen, listen, I had to do a street bit. And I said, you ever have work with people that see an inch and they just take a mile real good? And that's true. It's 100% true. If you give me half an inch, I'm going to take it. Oh, absolutely. I just have one question for Woods. What? You know who doesn't get accused of being creepy? How should I do? All right, my next street bit, I'm going to send it to Mikey's and go, dude, that's lame. That doesn't even sound good. You sound like you're interested in all in it. And I'm going to go, dude, why? And you're so stupid because you sound so monotone. I'm going to be like, hi, my name is Woods. I'm with the Mikey Show.
What do you want for Christmas? We'll still find something. Oh, yeah, they'll find something. I'll be like, dude, I need you to sound like you want to be naked. Hey, Woods, sound like you give an ass, dude. Hey, dude, sound like, you know, she's hot, dude. This is the official Mikey voice now. Yes. I love it. Okay, hey, what's your name? Taylor. Taylor. One of my favorite names. Oh, boy. What? Is it over? Why is that what your favorite name is? I can tell you this is the exact face he made. You know why I said that's one of my favorite names. He's looking right at Jamie. He's talking to Jamie. Do you know why I said that? Because of Taylor Swift. Because I wanted to perpetuate the bit. The bit. Come on. This barbecue guy brought all this food in. Stop changing the subject. Why do we need barbecue when we've got you on a spit? I think we're barbecuing you real good. Just in time. I have a few. You have a few boyfriends. What are you going to do? I sound like a rapist. I sound like I'm going to be, I literally sound like I'm going to be like, come to my car for a minute. I'm going to make sure I have a roofie colada. A few boyfriends. I do. I will admit it. I sound like a perverted.
I sound like a guy with his hand in his pocket while he's interviewing her. Ew. I do. In your back pocket. No, not in the back pocket. Right in the front. Oh, weird. That's what I sound like. In a pocket pool? Yes. You got two boyfriend. A few boyfriend. Do you need another boyfriend? Oh, my God. I'm in boyfriend. You guys ever just repeat bits? You're repeating sons of... Ooh, what is this drink? Thank you. Hopefully it's got vodka in it, whatever it is. Yeah, what is it? Straight up, grilled lemonade. Oh my gosh, it's the best thing I've ever had. Grilled lemonade? Grilled lemonade. There's no alcohol? There's no alcohol. It's like sour and I like sour. Oh, mamacita, that's good. Wow, that just... It is good with sparkling water. Yeah. Oh, it's good.
What's in it? Do you have any vodka? It is roasted. No, I don't. It's roasted lemons with a roasted lemon simple syrup. And then I just add a whole bunch of ice and or sparkling water. What are you eating, Jay? What are you eating? Shrimp. Oh, wow. Shrimp. Oh, wow. Jasper. This is grilled shrimp and jalapeno skewers with pickled mango. Oh, wow. Talk to me. Talk to me. Oh. I'm still full. I'm still full. I'm not. I can't eat it yet. I can't eat it yet. I will eat it. I will eat it. I just can't eat it yet. Okay. Got to get people to go to MikeyShow.com, please. I know Millwood's. Me, too. I'm looking for them. It's coming. Me, too. It's coming. I'll give mine over. Thank you. That was fantastic. Mikey, you're going to give me your jalapeno so easily? It's not like you. What about pork ribs and collard greens? Oh, my God. I got to remind people about the anonymous donor that we have. They're going to match all donations up to $800. There's 45 minutes left on that. And so if you donate between now and 7-15, you will have your donation matched if you donate up to 800 bucks.
So please go on and do that. That bell pepper's spicy. That is not a bell pepper. That's a bell pepper. That is one spicy pickle. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. I didn't ever get the shrimp. What have we here? This is two-thirds beef, ground beef, and one-third ground beef. Oh, wow. I am so ready for that. Oh, boy. Thank you. Oh, nice. And again, I'm going to leave the ribs here and I've got these chicken, uh, chicken olive. Oh, that's awesome. I'm going to give you guys some of these barbecued marshmallow pineapple with chocolate sauce. Oh, that's so great. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So great. Babe. Yeah, babe. Oh dear. They got collard greens. It's tough to find that kind of stuff out here. That's a Southern thing. It is. It is.
All right. Yes, I'm ready. All right, we got to get to some material here. We do. And, Sienna, do you have, if we went to new stuff, do you still have the new stuff from earlier in the day? Yeah. Okay, because there's some stuff that I do want to go over. Okay. Thank you. What was voted the most irritating word? Bit. Oh, I know what it is. Probably bit. Probably bit. No. Is it? Oh. It's a word. Let's try to guess. I know. An irritating word. Synergy. It's a big player in the business. It is, but is it annoying? Yes. Now, the number one is one word, but I'll tell you the ones after it. To tell you the truth. That's a phrase. That's a phrase, but it's in the running, and people think it's really annoying. What about literally? I love that word. Literally is not there, but...
actually is there, which actually doesn't bother me. How about surreal? Is that on there? No. Another one? You know what I mean? Is that a word? I told you it's a phrase, but the number one is one word. And the number two is one word. Oh, like. Like is number two. Good job. I think I have one. Do you have a boyfriend? Regardless. Irregardless. It's a fake word. It doesn't exist. I'm going to tell you. Irregardless makes me nuts. It makes me nuts. Now, this is a poll over 1,000 Americans, and 39% voted on this one word. Dude, whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. I don't think that's an annoying word. You think Taylor says whatever? I don't know. Let's see. Hey, what's your name? Taylor. Taylor. Stop. One of my favorite names. Serious. I'm going to work out. What do you want for Christmas this year? Be honest. What do you want for Christmas? I have a few. You have a few boyfriends. What are you going to ask your few boyfriends for Christmas? Well, the one in Australia, I want a kangaroo, but he thinks I'm joking. But you really want a kangaroo. I do. Okay. What about from your American boyfriend? I want a shopping spree. Oh, wow. A whole spree. But the thing is, he lives in New York. As opposed to like a half spree. Usually I give my girlfriends half sprees.
Mikey. Maybe. Do you like to eat sprees and Skittles? Do you like candy, Tyler? I don't like Van. Chocolate River is real. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Good time to get some shut-eye, I think. No chance. You did introduce me to Willy Wonka. Do you want to be like a customer and gorge yourself? Do you want some blueberry gorge? I'm going to get some microphone that it's actually bent backwards. Like a pig nose. I think I'll go get a massage. Oh, no. Wow, is that cool? For reals? Yes. You guys have fun. Woods. And I kind of want him to fly me to New York and then take me shopping. Freeze.
I know his brother. Who? Small wish. What would you want in your stocking? I know what would fit in your stocking. What do you want in your stocking? I'm sorry, let's do take two on that. What do you want in your stocking? Oh, my God. You're stuck. What would you like Santa to put in your stomach? Oh, my God. My stomach hurts. My stomach hurts. My stomach hurts. Just like things I need, like deodorant and toothpaste. Deodorant. What if he gave you a stocking full of deodorant? What if he gave you a stocking full of deodorant? I gave you a stocking full of deodorant.
I'd be okay with that. Okay. As long as it came with the shopping spree. I hate buying that stuff. I live on my own. Okay. And toilet paper. And toilet paper. And toilet paper. And toilet paper. Okay. Do you want me to do it? Yeah. I'll need a toilet. I'll just repeat bits from yesterday. Nova Scotia. Okay. Toilet paper? Toilet paper. Do it. Stocking full. That's badass. I have. Bad ass? Bad ass. Really? That's badass? You had some toilet paper ass. You're so badass. You like toilet paper? I like toilet paper ass. It's so weird because I like toilet paper too. Oh my gosh.
I like toilet paper. On the Mikey Show, we use toilet paper. You just said that. What's this getting a massage right now? What's this in a massage table? He's like a full set up. And he's trying to attack me from a distance. Guy's getting a massage. He's trying to attack you. Yeah. Can I go next? He's like this. You guys ever just... Right there. Same baby as yesterday. You guys just... That's good. Go deep. Oh, my God. I'm so jealous of him right now. He's getting a full massage. Lobster massage. I call nexties. Hey, Sienna already did. Oh, you did? I call after Sienna. I'll let the ladies go first. Oh, really? And that includes you, Mikey.
Oh, my God. Wow. How are you guys feeling? All right. I got a second. After that food and the lemonade was like super sour. It is so cute. And they're bundled up. I put my scarf on. She's got her scarf all bundled up. Thanks to Barbecue's Galore Cooking School. They have a cooking school at their Forest Ranch store. And I've actually seen it. It's really cool. They have grilled lemonade. They do? I've never even heard of such a thing. It's delicious. Yep. They grill up lemons and they put it in with some simple syrup and it's great. That's good. I've actually seen their kitchen at that cooking school. Weird. Is it impressive, Mike? It is. It's a beautiful kitchen that you get to learn in. Why is that so funny, Woods? Woods is just cracking himself up over there. We're over here being dynamic. He's just getting a massage. Maybe you interview some girls at La Jolla Canyon High School. Fine.
I like the name Taylor. Stugging. Stugging. Stugging. Did you say stugging? What the other is? Stugging. Stugging. I think we're delirious. I think we made it. Holy cow. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. No. Woods just looked over here like, yeah, that's great. It's really funny, guys. Just see how many times you can say stalking in different ways. You know what? Because I'm getting a massage. That was beautiful. That was really nice. Nice drive home.
Okay. I got a bunch of stuff here. Let's discuss. Say what? Okay. Hey, what's your name? Taylor. One of my favorite names. Yeah. Let's do some Tom Tom tunes. 5701949. I want to do some Tom Tom tunes. Now, if you've never done Tom Tom tunes with us before, The idea is that we have a TomTom GPS device who currently has a bib on. That's correct, Mikey. I had to protect my buttons. You didn't want to get the buttons all full of, like, lobster juice. That's correct, Mikey. Okay. Well, let's see. We're going to play some TomTom tunes. All you got to do is call us right now, 570-1949. Oh, oh, and I needed to, I think I did ID. Yeah, I did.
Okay. So call us right now. And what do we have as a prize, Jay? We are going to give away anarchy and our angel sunglasses. All right, cool. Let's see. Let's see. Where are we? There we go. Got it. Okay. So what we do is we're going to read you the lyrics of these songs. Tom Tom girl is. And you're going to have 20 seconds to figure out artist. Or title? Would you like me to locate three songs, Mikey, or more than that? Let's have you locate three. Locating. Okay. Let's get somebody on the line here. I'm on Chris from Oceanside. Hey, what's up, you guys? How you doing, man? You guys are starting to sound a little punchy. I love it. Wait until morning. I know. It's good. It's going. If we're already punchy. It is cross. You guys are doing great. No, seriously. Thank you so much.
I called in and I said, you know, it's for my birthday, but I'm starting to feel sick, so I don't think I'm going to come down because I don't want to infect the crowd. Yeah. And I know how much you would respect that. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm going to listen from home. That's a good idea, man. You take care of yourself. Yeah, I will. I just started feeling that throat thing, you know. Oh, I had it. It's a good thing to... Yeah, it's going around. But anyway, yeah, I want to play. Just, uh, okay. All right, so you got 20 seconds to figure this out. She's going to give you the lyrics, and you got to figure out what she's doing, and we begin now. Dark in this city, night is wire. Steam in the subway, earth is fire. Woman, you want me, give me a sign. And catch my breathing even closer behind. In touch with the ground, I am on the hunt. I am after you. Smell like I sound, I am lost in a crowd. All we need is title or artist. I'm thinking Duran Duran. I am thinking that you are 100% good. Oh, really? I got it. You got it. You're well done, my friend. You know, I've never guessed one right. There you go. That was a birthday look. There you go. Happy birthday, pal. Hang on the line, okay? You were such a good sport, was he? Am I? Oh, he is. He is a good sport. Aren't you? I guess. Aren't you? You're a great sport, buddy. You are, dude. You let us put you up on that spit. I love all you guys. I'm going to call back in about four hours. Nice. All right, man. Hang on the line. We're going to set you up with a prize.
Let's see. Next contestant. And one Lizzie from Del Mar. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. Driving home from the Mikey-thon. Did you have a good time? We did. Brady is conked out. He was a wild man. He was running around. He was having a good time. Having a good old time. We had fun. That's awesome. Okay. You're going to have 20 seconds to give us the title artist. Here we go. Okay. Now I keep searching for an answer. I never seem to find what I am looking for. Oh, Lord, I pray you give me strength to carry on. Because I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams. And here I go again on my own. Going down. I got the hiccups. Lizzie? No idea. That was Whitesnake. Do you remember this music video, my kids? Oh, yeah. Yes, I do. How am I going to do this with the hiccups? Lizzie? Yes. Sorry about that. Oh, well. Thanks, guys. You tried your best. Thank you. What are you going to do? A drink? Yeah. A drink's right here. Is there anything in it? You need a little liquid. Put some water in there. We're going to remedy those hiccups.
You know? Oh, here it is. You can do it with that. Oh, no, okay. Our host has the hiccups. Yeah, I got the hiccups. He's going to splash you in the face with the water. Be careful. Splash me in the face? No. Lean down. Put your mouth on. Yep, that's... Put your mouth. Mm-hmm. That's the way to do it. Lean forward and tilt that so you drink. Oh, yeah, that's good. You getting liquid? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow, Woods. Wow. You get it? Just like that. What'd I do? Nothing. You get some. Did I just show my butt? Like I said, get some. Yeah, I'm like, here, Mike. Yeah. Did you get some liquid enough to swallow? Two guys in their pajamas. Two guys just hanging out in their pajamas. Okay, now you hold your head down lower. Yeah. It's very difficult. It comes. Gone. Don't look me in the eye. Are they gone? Yeah. They are gone. It's never failed. You drink. You got to drink it. I did. And swallow. I can't even say it. Swallow the water. Swallow it.
I did. I'll do it again. Okay. Tilt it. Tilt the glass. Yep. Now drink. Swallow it. Watch your head. Don't hit your head. Oh, please don't hit your head on the way back up. Oh, he cut the back of his head open. Hiccups gone. Hiccups are gone. All gone. All right. Are they gone? No. I just hiccuped it. I didn't hear you. Do you remember everything that we had to eat today? Do you think you could kind of list that off? You want Tums? Maybe Tums will help. No, Tums isn't going to help. You ever just take anything anybody gives you? Quaaludes? Quaaludes. It's 1976. Not bad, words. I don't think I have more. Tums tastes good. I love Tums. Tums is cream cheese brownies. Those taste good, too. Let's get a new contestant on the line. M1 Daniel from Normal Heights. Yep.
How are you guys doing tonight? We're doing great. How are you doing? Doing good. I've been listening to you all day. Nice. Nice. Are you ready to give this a shot? Yep. You got 20 seconds, and here we go. My, my, my, my music hits me so hard, makes me say, oh, my Lord. Thank you for blasting me with a mind to rain and to hyped feet. It feels good when you're down a super dope homeboy from the oak town. And I'm known as such. And this is a beat. You can a touch. Title or artist? Um, I got nothing. Can't touch this. Can't touch this. Look at my eyes, bitch. You can't touch this. That was good. You gonna help me with my hiccups? Anybody help me with my hiccups? We need some peanut butter. I know how to get rid of hiccups in other people. Well, it's time for your massage, so maybe... That was the best massage I've ever had. Somebody could rip the mic for you? Yeah, somebody gonna rip the mic for me? Hang on a minute. Gotta take a phone call first, and then I'm gonna get a massage. Hang on a second. Uh...
Let's see. Yeah. Hello. Hello, Father. Oh, wow. This is Luke. This is my one-year-old son, Luke. Luke, why does your voice keep changing? Why are you talking like that? Like what? You're talking like you have a Hungarian accent. I am Hungarian now. No, you're not. Sounds like a Russian spy. I spend most of time with Hungarian. You ever just leave and never come home? Are you coming home, Mama? That's right. Your mommy's here, too. You don't love Luke anymore. Luke, first of all, you're putting that voice on. You don't really talk like that. What? This is so not fun without Mama home. Mama leaves all day long. She has to take care of biggest baby. Listen.
You're fine, and you have a lot of people there that are taking care of you. Am I? Oh, wow. There's my little Lukey. What's up? How are you, buddy? Lukey's a year old. He's got a twin brother, Ryan. Yep. Sir smiles a lot. Right, right. You call him Sir Smiles a lot. He does. He smiles a lot. Real professional. Listen, I have the hiccups. You have the good work. Didn't you send your crew an email about being a professional this morning? Yes, I did. I said, be a pro. You ever just hiccup all day? I said, rise above. If, you know, stuff comes up, just rise above, you know? What's up? Well, I have the hiccups. You can't help the hiccups. It's a 28-hour broadcast. Maybe you don't eat a 12-pound lobster. Maybe you don't guzzle drawn butter. Touche. Man. Drink drawn butter like you used to drink Captain Morgan. I've never seen anybody have drawn butter on a rock. You know, you know, how would you know? He texted me. He sent me a picture phone. We text all day. Who did? Uncle Woods. Uncle Woods did. Oh, how convenient. Uncle Woods would not have texted you. He would have been texting Taylor. It's okay. Yeah. Don't. No, do not ask. Do not ask. Do not ask. Do not ask. Tell him you can get home.
Do your mom just ever take off for the day? They've been gone for what? 13 hours now? There's only so much PlayStation I can play, pal. Yeah, you don't play PlayStation. What do you play? Playing Red Dead Redemption. Are you? It's badass. It's not good for babies. It's not good for babies. You're only a year old. I'm not a baby. Every time you're coming home, this is getting literally ridiculous. Instead of figuratively ridiculous. It's literally ridiculous. I'll be home tomorrow, Luke. You got to be on the air for 28 hours, huh? Yeah. Is that in your own D real good? Okay, you know what? That was probably, you know, more than I needed, but you know. You're a baby. You shouldn't talk like that. You're a baby or you're old, so maybe you take it to the house. Plus, I have to ID. Yep. It's holding the paper. I'm out. All right. Thanks for calling. Deuces. There you go. ABCT San Diego. You're listening to the Mikey Thun for Rady Children's Hospital. FM 94.9. The following takes place between 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. Well, how about that? Hello. 13 hours of broadcasting. Ladies and gentlemen, we've been on the air for 13 hours, and we only have... We're on the radio for a reason. 15 hours.
We only have 15 hours. We're not even halfway done. No. So, turn on the massage chair. Oh, my God. Mikey. I want to sit in the captain's seat. I'm serious. You're going to love that massage. Here, pal. Oh, cool. Here you go. Get those hiccups. Just massage right out of you. Don't touch anything over there, Woods. All right. I'm going to be Mikey Holmes. Let's do some topics. Okay. Are you a Mexican? Or a Mexican. Or a Mexican. All right, I'm going to be Mikey. Who's on the phone? What? Mikey? What? How do I do this? Look up. What are they saying? I've got M1 Tris Dog in Reno, Nevada. Do I just hit this button? Yeah. M1 Tris Dog, are you there? Oh, boy. No, no, no. Push the white, where the white label is on the other side. Oh, no. Right where the white buttons are. I'm going to come in there. M1 Tris Dog, are you there? No, next to it. Nope. M1 Tris Dog, are you there? Yeah. Yeah, what's up, dude? What up? Hey, I was calling in to let you guys know that I'd lived in San Diego for a hell of a long time. And I've been listening to you when you were on the other station. And when I moved up here, I finally got to find you again. I love the new show. I love it. Thank you. Thank you. I put together a really talented crew. Sienna's really good. L.O.B. is really good. But, I mean, if I was going to take my hat off and really just give it up for somebody, it'd be Woods.
I mean, the guy brings the noise every day, you know. Words I've already tried because I've actually been slacking because I emailed you on Facebook a while ago about a relationship question that I've been slacking on. Oh, yeah, you never sent it. It's a relationship question. Should we do it on the air? Let's talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about it. Okay. Let's do it on the air. That wasn't the point I was calling. Oh, you want to? Okay. Let's do it. Relationship question. Mikey's getting a massage after he just ate his lobster. Let's hear it. So let's get it done. I'm talking about making love. Well, there is a girl I dated for, I don't know, about the last year, year and a half. Well, actually not that long, but about a year. And I broke up with her because it didn't feel right. Nice paper. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.