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Pretty Sure It's The Best Of The Mikey Show -
Track 2 - Ashlee Small Bladder Song
2005
Best Of Album - 2005 - Pretty Sure It's The Best Of The Mikey ShowKIOZRock 105.3
bathroom parodyjob auditionworkplace comedyromantic attractioncareer worriesparodycomedysongbladderbathroomflushbeach
A comic parody song centers on a woman whose frequent bathroom trips inspire the recurring 'small bladder' and 'flush it down' hooks. She meets the narrator on a beach and pitches herself for a job at the Rock, but immediately needs a bathroom and keeps disappearing. The narrator and Mikey worry that the habit could derail her career, while a best friend argues that she is hyper. Even so, the narrator says he likes her and jokingly offers her a ride in his Viper if he can diaper her.
What happened, in order
Small Bladder Parody
The song opens by turning a woman's constant bathroom trips into a parody hook about her very small bladder.
Flush It Down
A repeated 'flush it down' refrain pushes the bathroom joke into an exaggerated singalong chorus.
Beach Recruitment
A woman met on the beach says she wants to work at the Rock because it is number one and she has talent to offer.
Bathroom Emergency
The prospective hire immediately interrupts her pitch to ask where the bathroom is.
Career in Jeopardy
The narrator worries that her repeated disappearances to the restroom could quickly end her career.
Viper and Diaper
The narrator says she can ride in his Viper only if he diapers her, while his best friend dismisses her as hyper.
He Still Likes Her
Despite the warnings and bathroom trouble, the narrator insists that he likes her and returns to the flushing refrain.
People mentioned
229 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
She's kinda funny She always pees Yeah, she's a trifling Friend indeed Oh, what a small bladder Way over time That works for me She's kinda funny Now I ain't saying there's a girl better She always pees But she ain't messing with a small bladder She ain't saying there's a girl better She always messing with a small bladder Works for me Flush it down, girl, go flush it down Works for me Cutie the one, met her on the beach in the sun And a little black thong, she out sun in her bun She said, I wanna work at the rock, cause it's the number one I got talent in stock, and I'm ready for fun Look in this gun, but I need a bathroom, have you seen it? I think she got a bat about the size of a peanut I mean it, always disappearing, I'm fearing The end of her career is quickly nearing Okay, hit the head, best not be nowhere dead Mikey thinking she eats
Cause it's trippin'. So then I know she likes her job and she's grateful. But she got more H2O than no faithful. Know what? She wanna ride in my Viper. But I diaper. My best friend say she a little bit hyper. I don't care what none of y'all say. I like her. Now flush your down.