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Track 6 - Boston Rob Vs. Star Wars Geeks
2005
Best Of Album - 2005 - Pretty Sure It's The Best Of The Mikey ShowKIOZRock 105.3
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Boston Rob attempts to spoil Star Wars Episode III for fans waiting in line using a megaphone, sparking anger when his sheet is taken (P0‑P1). He later confronts a work‑paper guy over disturbing the peace while fans engage in lightsaber tag and joke about Yoda (P2‑P3). The situation escalates as Rob struggles to hit a button amid cussing, and Peter from line four checks in before the crew wraps up, declaring the mission accomplished (P4‑P5).
What happened, in order
Megaphone Spoiler Threat
Boston Rob threatens to read Star Wars Episode III spoilers through a megaphone to the fans waiting in line.
Sheet Snatching Chaos
Angry fans grab Boston Rob's sheet, leading to a confrontation, jokes about the line for virgins, and pleas for him to stop giving away plot points.
Work Paper Guy Confrontation
A guy demanding his work paper confronts Boston Rob, sparking a heated exchange about whether he can be arrested for disturbing the peace.
Lightsaber Tag and Yoda Quote
The crowd discusses lightsaber tag, debates a Yoda‑style quote, and Boston Rob asks how many have been asked to testify against Mr. Jackson.
Button Hit and Escalating Tension
Boston Rob tries to hit a button amid cussing and rising tension, unable to restore the audio as the crowd becomes increasingly angry.
Peter Checks In and Mission Accomplished
Peter from line four checks in, acknowledges the risk of giving away Star Wars secrets, and the crew declares the mission accomplished.
People mentioned
1,094 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Boston Rob, are you there? Oh yeah, I'm here. It's kind of ridiculous down here. Alright, so you're out at the movie theater right now. And how many people are waiting in line to see Star Wars already? Dude, close to like 25. Alright, so I got a bunch of spoilers from the movie that's coming out tonight. Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. So it's plotline giveaways. I'm going to give it away to them. They've been waiting for a week already in line to see the movie, and we're going to give away the key moments in the film. Please don't do this. Through a megaphone. Are you ready, Boston Rob? No, don't do this. Are you ready, Boston Rob? Please don't do this. Boston Rob, with your megaphone, I want you to start reading the things that I gave you, the plot giveaways, through your megaphone. All right, I'm just going to go for it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Hey, everybody. I know you guys have been waiting in line for a little while, but I saw the movie. It's great just to let you know, but I want to come down here just to let you know a couple key points about this new movie that's coming out that you guys should all know. First off, Anakin is going to be head Count Dooku. What? Oh, no. Key point in this new movie. If you didn't hear, listen up.
There's people running around and screaming at me. Anakin kills Mace Windu. Oh, my God. I didn't know that. Anakin kills Mace Windu. You bastard. Hey, hey, give me my thing back, dude. What is he doing? Dude, he's grabbing my sheet. Dude, come on. Go play lightsaber tag over there. Dude, they took my sheet. They took your sheet away from you? Oh, my God. Dude. Did they really? Are you guys okay? You guys need anything? Some food? Some water? A girlfriend? Oh, I love it. Dude, these guys are pissed. They took my sheet. I can't believe they took your sheet. Dude, we got jokes we wanted you to say to them. Oh, don't worry. I memorized some of them. Go ahead. You guys are in the wrong line. The line for virgins is over there. My mom is a virgin. That's how I was born. Okay. Oh, that's awesome. All right. I think they're going to start teaming up. Is that it? Is that all you remember? They took his sheet. They ripped the sheet out of my hand. Can you believe that? They won't let him give away any more plot lines. He'll get it back. Oh, my God. Yeah, try to get it back. Use the force.
All right. I'll run a better back. Hey, that's my work paper guy. Guy. Hey, guy. Dude, beat his ass. I need that. Come on, man. I wouldn't come over here and tear up your Darth Vader robe. Fuck. Come on. Oh, Jesus. That's unbelievable. Now it's in little, little, little pieces. Oh, did they rip it up? Oh, yeah. Oh, they ripped up his sheet and he was going to be... Okay, Rob. That's all right, you guys. Hey, dude. Hey, Rob. Rob. Yeah? I'm going to have you repeat after me, okay? All right. All right. You're still standing there, right? Hey, get out of my face, dude. Can I technically arrest you for disturbing the peace? Yeah, you can technically arrest me for disturbing the peace. No, you can't. Why not? What? Why not? I can speak with the loudspeaker if I want, guy.
Just like you guys can play lightsaber tag over here. Why not? Yeah. All right. Boston Rob. Boston Rob, say this. Do you guys plan on rumbling with the guys in line for the next Star Trek movie? Hey, you guys plan on rumbling in line with the guys from the next Star Trek movie? Hey, try this one. The guy said he does. Try this one. Is it safe to assume Yoda would be saying, no life you have? Would it be safe to be assuming Yoda would be saying to you, no life you have? Oh, no. This guy's mad. He's clapping in my face, dude. How about this? You know what they say about guys with big lightsabers? Yep. You know what they say about guys with big lightsabers? Yep. No job. Yep. No job. All right. I'm going to give you one more. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready, dude. Say, be honest. How many of you guys have been asked to testify against Mr. Jackson? Oh, he's pissing him off.
Oh, I got to hit the button. I got to hit the button. Oh, he's pissing him off. Oh, I love it. Oh, that's pissed. Oh, my God. Hey, listen. We knew that it was going to be fiery down there, man. We should have had him take a saber. Holy cow. They're cussing. Wait a minute. I can't turn him back up. If they're cussing, I can't hit the button. I had to hit the button, so I can't put him back up yet. Hang on. Give it a second. Holy cow. Dude. I hope it's okay. Oh, that's awesome. That's the best. They could be fighting right now. We have no idea. I know. I can't turn them back up because they're so pissed off. Okay, we're almost ready. Hey, Rob, are you there? Yeah, dude. I'm still here, man. These guys are on my face. Oh, that's awesome. Hang on a second. Hang on. It's almost ready. It leads to the dark side. Yeah, exactly. Okay, go ahead. What, Rob? Yo, these dudes are trying to smack me in the face and trying to fight me right now. Oh, my God.
Is there anybody out there with you or is it just you? What? Is there anybody out there with you or is it just you? It's just me, dude. These dudes are ready to... Get out of my face, bro. Hey, these Star Wars geeks get pissed. What can I tell you? That is awesome. We got a guy on line four right now. Who's this? This is Peter. What's up, Peter? Hey, I'm actually in line. I saw Boston Rob come out of his car all like... So what's going on, dude? Wow. Well, listen. You know that you're taking a risk when you're going to give away Star Wars secrets. What can I tell you? Mission accomplished. We'll be back.