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Sweet Berry Wine -
Track 1 - Michael Phelps
2008

Best Of Album - 2008 - Sweet Berry WineKIOZRock 105.3
meeting confusionmichael phelps tributerecording key disputesmissy’s complaintsrelocating to missy’s housefart jokesstarbucks and soypizza rollsmichael phelpssongfartsoy
The show opened with Mikey and Mike scrambling to meet for the Best of CD intro, leading to a humorous mix‑up about Studio Diner. They then launched into a repeatedly sung, off‑key tribute to Michael Phelps that Eddie loved, while the group struggled with the recording key and Missy’s loud objections. To improve the sound they moved to Missy’s house, where jokes about farts, soy, and pizza rolls kept the atmosphere light despite the ongoing recording chaos.
What happened, in order
Studio Mix‑Up
The hosts scramble to meet for the Best of CD intro, confusing Studio Diner with the studio and joking about ordering a Moon’s Over Miami omelet.
Michael Phelps Love Song
A goofy, repeatedly sung tribute to Michael Phelps with lyrics like “Oh Michael Phelps you swim away with my heart” and Eddie’s enthusiastic fan reactions.
Key‑Change Chaos
Eddie and the crew argue over the musical key, repeatedly stopping the take because they keep “messing it up” and asking for the key again.
Missy’s Meltdown
Missy yells at the group, complaining about the song, demanding they stop, and threatening to leave if the noise continues.
House‑Call Recording
They decide to move the recording to Missy’s house for better acoustics, with Mom and Dad being reminded to keep quiet so the father can nap.
Fart‑and‑Soy Debate
The crew jokes about farts, Starbucks‑induced “poop,” and suggests switching to soy to avoid digestive issues while continuing the recording.
Pizza Rolls & Repeat
They confess to farting again, blame each other, mention Total Tartinos pizza rolls, and laugh about the recurring gag.
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Okay, well, we're here, Mikey Show, getting ready to intro the new Best of CD. Don't know where Mikey is. That's a little... Hey, you guys, can you hear me? What the heck? Is that the phone? Mike? Where are you? I'm on my cell phone. Why? We're supposed to be introing the Best of CD. Yeah, we said meet us at the studio. Oh, my gosh. I thought you said meet us at Studio Diner. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I'm at Studio Diner, and I got all... I just... Mike. You are ridiculous. But, dude... Wicked awesome. I'll take my omelet. Okay, well... Actually, while you're there, can you get me a Moon's Over Miami? Bring it back to Mommy. Yeah, get Moon's Over Miami, by the way. I'm a little hungry. Thanks. Yes, I will order you a moons over Miami. Thank you. Okay, well, bad start. But here's a great bit we did on the show. It's old Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps is such a big deal right now. And some people like to express themselves in different ways. You know, some people, you know, do.
poetry or some people write or some people sing some people sing and this is an example of someone singing about michael phelps cut 32 oh michael phelps you swim away with my heart oh michael phelps you swim away with my heart i'm joining the pandemonium I don't care where you stand on the podium. Just give me your hand to hold. Whether you win bronze, silver, or gold. Oh, Michael Fels. You swim away with my heart. Oh, my God. Eddie's a big fan. Eddie's a big fan. Okay. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. I want to save the very beginning of that drop for whenever we talk about him. Oh, Michael Phelps. Oh, my God.
Eddie got the dork chills. That is awful. And I love the background shakes. How do you put your friend and say, here's what I need you to do? Here's the deal. No, you're messing. Hold on. Pause it. You're messing. Pause. Don't tape anymore. You're messing it up. You're messing it up. It's bum, bum, bum. Okay. Do we have it? Okay. Okay. And on the end. Stop taking it. Stop it. You're messing it up. Stop. Oh, my gosh. Four hours. Oh, my gosh. Stop it. You're off. I told you we're in C minor. Okay, I think I have it. Can you give me again? Can you give me the key again?
Don't, Missy, stop. Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me or I'll go. Can't we all just get along? Yeah, but she's yelling. I'm not ready. Good night's recovery. That was too much. I can't ever hear that again. I'm serious. You swam away with my heart. Is she auditioning for Wicked? Where is my heart? I'm the pandemonium. I don't care where you stand on the podium. The worst line of the whole thing. Try and ride podium. Yeah, yeah. What do we have to work with here? So there's three of them? Yes. Backup singer and then the bum bum girl. How dare you.
Genius. I'm not kidding, Missy. You're bumming me out. Can you get down in there? Ma! I'm trying to talk on the phone. All I hear is you singing. Ma! Please! Stop calling me. Are you doing the Michael Phelps song? Yeah. It's okay if you do it, but just do it. Oh, Michael Phelps. Stop singing songs. Oh, Michael Phelps. Oh, Michael Phelps. I will away with my heart. Your father's trying to take a nap right now. Where are we supposed to do it there, Mom? Go to Missy's house to record it. The acoustics are better. my room oh my god stop don't sing it soft or your father's gonna wake up we're recording your father is so you let's see oh no how can we work like swimming there's got to be a way to work swimming in there you stole my heart
Isn't good. Like, what about you? Butterfly kisses. Butterfly kisses. You butterfly kissed me. No, I don't like that. Try breaststroke. Okay. You breaststroke. No, that's totally dirty. That's totally dirty. That's totally dirty. It's so gross. It's so gross. Although, let me try this one. You want some water? Can you give me a tone one more time? Oh, my gosh. Missy farted. Missy, that was so gross. That's not what she meant. Hey. Missy, I said I just wanted you to give me what kiwi you're singing in. Missy, stop it. Seriously, my dad's going to wake up. My dad's going to wake up. Don't do that. Hey, Misty, that's so gross. We're never going to get this soft. What key is that? That's seriously the gross key. G-flat? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to take it from the top. You guys, it stinks in here. I drink a lot of Starbucks. You do? Yeah, it gives me the poop. So gross. Try using soy next time. That's not least soy. Okay, D-flat. D-fat.
There it is. Okay. You farted again? That was you. Don't blame me. That was you. That was me. It was me. It was me. It was me. Total Tartinos pizza rolls. Sorry.