The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 0

0:58Good morning, San Diego. Good afternoon. Happy brunch. I love this show. Hello, P1s. Guess what we did? We went and made ourselves a pie. And guess who's your host, ladies and gentlemen? It's me. It's your friend. It's that chick that likes to sit on hold every day, practically. My name is P1 Quimby. What's up? Happy Saturday. Oh, I love being here with my boys. Well, hello. This is the P1 something or other podcast. Working title. P1 party. Party. Party. And basically what we're doing here, folks, is a little round table. A little P1 round table to kind of recap the week. Talk about the site. Talk about our friends. I love you guys. Welcome to the show, everybody. Once again, I am P1 Quimby. I'm your...

2:15Pizzost with the Mizost. What up? G's up, hoes down. And today, I'm surrounded by some wonderful people. My first friend is to the left of me, and his name is P1Danny. What's up? How's it going? Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. How are you today? I'm doing all right. You look really nice. Yeah, I didn't sleep last night. You're super. I like you. We're friends. You're okay. So we have P1 Danny. P1 Danny, you been a P1 for how long now? Uh, three and a half years now. Good job. I'm proud of you. And Danny, Danny's known for, he does lots of cool stuff. I don't like that. That's like the ring. I'm going to die in seven days. Anyways, so Danny, Danny's very well known for his beautiful pictures at, you know, P1 events. Some video, one video that we all know by Gangsta Pandas. Completely shaved in his private area. Oh, really? I didn't know that, Danny. That's a little TMI. We're friends, but we're not that good of friends. So, Danny, tell us something interesting about yourself. Um, yeah. Well, thanks. You're a boring person. Nobody likes you anyways.

3:38Whatever. This is pathetic. Yeah. I tend to agree with Simon. You are horrible. You're a horrible person. It's really alright. He's responsible for the whole thing. Apparently I can alter images of Quibi really easily. Have you been up all night looking at internet porn again? Alright, maybe. Gay internet porn. Okay, well Danny, we're so happy to have you here. You're welcome. And next to him we have the one, the only... P1 nerd. Greetings. Greetings. What's up, nerd? Hello. Hi, nerd. Hello, internet world. Hello. So, nerd, nerd, we love having you here. There's no reason to say why you're the nerd. You talk in HTML and stuff like that. How long have you been a p1 for ever since the Amy scandal with Eddie Tell me something interesting about yourself nerd something interesting. Yeah, um I can't believe that you didn't call me. Yes. I love that dude. Is she calling an art show? Somebody calls and says I have a book

4:54Something interesting about me. I am just a very weird guy, and whenever there's a new tech toy, I get all hot in the pants. Okay. Yes, he does. TMI, once again. I'm going to ask you back a little bit. A little too much information going on in this room. Well, thank you, nerd. We're all happy to have you here, some of us. I don't know about everybody, but hi. Hi. Then the next person on our panel this morning, a man by the name of... Be one, Talon. Hey, what's up, everyone? Hello, Talon. Awesome! You're pretty cool. He is awesome. Talon's known for his... Give us that line that you used to call in and say all the time. Hello. Who's this? Oh, yeah. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

5:39And beating. Yes. Classic. Sky hates you. Shut the hell up. She's actually the person I talk to most on the show. Yeah. She's a good girl. I think one time, didn't you call in and say, and something else? Like ham or something? No, I never did that. I like ham. Yeah. You should do that one day, I think. Who cares? Talyn, besides the fact that... You raise snakes. You do other interesting things. Tell us something that nobody would ever guess about you. I was in submarines for four years. What did you do on them? I basically figured out where the ship was when we were underwater. Oh, really? That's really cool. So you were a seaman. Yes, I was. Seaman. Seaman. Gay man. That's really hot. Unless it's been scary down there. A little claustrophobic. No, I'm very the opposite. I can never do that. I feel like I'm in a tin can the whole time. Do you hate elevators? I'm okay with elevators, but I hate airplanes. I always feel so enclosed and like...

6:54Please get me out of this. I hate it. Your feet are all scrunched in. There's some fat guy next to you breathing and coughing all over you. It's hard. Leave me alone. I'm a human. Leave me alone. Probably one of the craziest things about that was... sleeping next to a nuclear missile. Wow. Do you, like, glow at night, too? That was actually a joke that we had if we ever actually went to war with a country and had to use them and nuke them until they glow and then shoot them at night. That's nice. So, the last person, well, not the last. He's by no reason. Or, I can't even talk English. He's not last. He's the first. He is the worst. He is the king of all P1s. He's our sound man. He knows everything. His name is... P1 Spaceboy. Yeah! Oh my gosh, I love you! Hello. Oh, hi. You're my friend, too. I like it. This is awesome. Oh, Spaceboy, you're the best.

8:12Well, those of you who don't know, if you're getting this podcast for the very first time, we're doing this out of the, what I like to call the Space Cave, at the Space House. Space House. And so, Space Boy Kudos. This is like a real radio show. Don't you guys feel like we're actually floating in anti-gravity? We're like doing it. It's cool. I like it. So, Space Boy, Space Boy, you've obviously been a P1 for a really long time. Yes, indeed. Do you know like how many... down to the day, how long you've been a P1? No. Well... At least three days, yeah. Once you were over Ruth 66. I'm actually a big fan of... Big fan of Ruth. Big fan of Voyeur. Yes, I loved those golf bits where Bukowski, what was that guy's name? Bromo. Bromo. And his stupid golf bets. This is not funny to anybody else in the room. Space boy, tell us something. Tell us something really interesting about yourself. And make sure it doesn't suck. Oh, jeez. And nothing like a Harry Potter fan. Yeah. Yeah, I don't care about stupid Harry Potter. You know, something that people would probably fall over and die if they heard.

9:36Okay, well, that was really good. That was my death impersonation. It was really... Okay, fine. None of you are interesting and I hate all... I'm not even going to say what I just saw. Is Danny going to get porn up on his computer? He's got some stuff. On the naked people. Naked people in San Francisco. I mean, I don't even know. I'm scared. I'm going to blank you in your blank. Blank my blank and blank you. Yeah, that's so nice. So, well, that's everybody in the room. We're just a bunch of, you know, dorky fans of a radio show. And we figured we're going to do a podcast for you guys on Sunday. Kind of wrap it all up and get you ready for your Monday. So. Show, week, and review. Let's talk about it. Mikey's show this week was great. It was real great. I enjoyed it. It was sweet. So, Danny, bring that thing up. Oh, what we're going to basically talk about my notes? Yeah. Well, the first, the big thing this week was the Eddie vs. B-Rob challenge.

11:01Do we mean the Eddie versus the Madden Challenge? Yes, yes. Eddie versus the Madden Challenge. That was ridiculous. Oh, my God. I had the good fortune of going in the studio as well as Nerd, Danny, P1 Ray, P1300. Scooby and T-Rex. Scooby and T-Rex. And Scooby has the cutest little son ever. He's adorable. But he's a Dodger fan. Yeah, but he's a Dodger fan, so we don't like him. But, oh, my God, to the shock. of everyone in the room including myself because i called in and debated for eddie yeah b rob ladies and gentlemen won the game no he didn't the game won for him that was horrible so talk to me guys how'd you feel about that all right it felt like another New England charge again. Like the real thing, right? I agree. Did any of you guys watch it on the website? Yeah, I saw it on the website. It was actually really good. It was a little blocky at some times, but it was really great. That's pretty cool. I hope they do that for future challenges then. Technology's cool. I like it. Me too. It's special. I liked it a lot. But that was very shocking that Boss Rob won just because he played.

12:22like had the computer pick his stuff most of the time well and it was eddie could have done that too right yeah eddie could have done that too but he was actually trying to play like a normal person yeah eddie could have won if they went into the options menu and just made the buttons mirror what playstation is yeah what are you gonna say nerd oh no you're like getting close to the mic i was like oh you're gonna say something Never mind. Well, I told Danny that the system menu for the Xbox had B-Rob's name on it. I tried to call him out during closing phones. You know, when you can call in at the end of the show. Open phones at the end of the show. Closing, open phones, whatever. But yeah, I tried to call him out on it and he screened my call and he said, no, they just have that Xbox there. It's a company Xbox and they just needed to set it up. Freshly new and so they use his name so Yeah, so he didn't know how to play and he just learned right on the spot so that was a legitimate win Whatever dude, he's a cheater just like the Patriots are Like a hundred gajillion interceptions every time Phillip Rivers throws the ball But that's kind of close to real life

13:37Oh, Scott. I love your Chargers. Don't worry. I don't want to kill you tonight. It's okay. Don't kill us, P1 Bolts. Let's be friends. We're friends. We're all friends here. This is a safe place, you guys. This is a safe and happy place. Well, that was pretty great. So that kind of ties into the next subject, the P1 lunch at Joe's Crab Shack. Yummy. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. It went by so fast, too. Which you all went from here. Yeah. Did all of you guys go? Um, just me and Talon. And Spaceboy. Spaceboy. Hi. Did you forget about this guy over here? Spaceboy wins like a bunch of stuff just because he's got a P1 shirt on. That's right. Oh, look at him. You've already got all of that. Here, have any DVD that you want. I don't like you. Quimby was sitting there like, I want to win something, damn it. I got a Border Patrol t-shirt. And it was everyone at our table. Everybody except for me and Carlo. Pima Carlina won. We both put our names in three separate times. Cheaters never win. It was so sad. Quimby, can you explain the contest? What happened? Because I wasn't there. Okay, so...

14:52At the lunch, they had a little box set up where you just sign a slip of paper and put your name in there, and then they were just doing drawings for prizes, like best of CDs, T-shirts, movies, candle box tickets. There was a multitude, a variety of items, but it was really cool. A lot of people won prizes. at that lunch. It was a really good time. Probably, I would say close to like 60, 70. That's probably about accurate. Yeah. 60 to 70, P1 showed up. We had the whole side of the restaurant set up all for us. Nice. And the show was really surprised because Skye came up to me and she goes, oh, I thought it was just you guys. At this table. She's like, I didn't realize we had the whole restaurant. The whole place, yeah. Yeah, and it was typical P1 gathering ratio. About six dudes for every one girl. Yeah, pretty much, right? And all the girls were at our table. Exactly, people. Half of you we don't even want to sleep with. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was like Steph, Carlita, Quimby. That new lady. Space girl.

15:55P1 Areola. Yes, yeah, P1 Areola. She was there. The space wife was there. The P1 table crasher. JD showed up. JD. He's not a girl. Not a girl, but close enough. I should tune into the show. And then there were just a few other, like, random chicks who, like, came with her boyfriend. Scooby was there. Yeah, there was something. Okay, you guys, did anyone, Taylor, did you see this space boy? Did you see this? There was the weirdest thing. Like, when I came and sat down. You know, it was like waiting for the show to come in. In my peripheral vision, I see this guy. And he has what looks like this kind of like headband on that had rabbit ears and antelope antlers. Okay? And I was like, Carla, look down there. What is that? Is that like a half furry or something? And Carla's like, I don't think she goes, I think that. That means he's a jackalope or something. So I was like, okay. I couldn't quite make out what it was. Yeah, do you know, have you ever heard about the jackalope? It used to be a little bit on America's Funniest People. Didn't Dave Cooley do that voice? Yes. I'm the jackalope. As can be, you'll never catch me. Oh my god. Yeah. That's a high five on that one. Awesome.

17:12So anyway, so the guy kind of turns at one point, and I look back over, and I am not kidding. Okay, so he has his jackalope antler rabbit ears on. Perched on his shoulder was an actual, like, stuffed jackalope. He was wearing a lei around his neck, and he had just the oddest look on his face. Tell me someone has a picture. Oh, I wish I had my camera. If you have a picture, please email him. I would have just walked right up to him, and I kept telling Eddie, like, go meet your new best friends. Sky wouldn't go talk to the guy. I tried so hard. I'm like, you need to go shake his hand. Oh, really? He's probably a really cool person. We just can't judge him by the jackalope on his shoulder. If anyone has a picture, can you please? Should we send it to Danny? Send it to Danny at p1site.com. If you have a picture of this weird jackalope, I want to see it. I want it. Oh, we'll have to go on Rock 105.3 site. Oh, yeah. They'll probably have it. Yeah. You know how those interns are. They like the weird stuff. They're like us.

18:15They're fans and they don't get paid very much money. You guys are getting paid? What? You guys got paid? Oh my god. We're going to drink the blood out of your skull. So... Okay, OJ. So, was there any bits... Knock that joke. You're lucky you're not a white woman. And I'm not mad. I think this show is taking a turn for the worse. Okay, OJ, get back with me. So, anything else that you guys found really cool on the... Oh, oh, I forgot. So, this week is... Zeph's birthday. Yes. Isn't that today? March 15th is what it says. It's still this week, right? He screwed the pooch, right? So, like, the Mikey Show team, they all, like, made plans to, like, get off early. They basically worked their life around meeting Zeph at Carl Strauss for his birthday. And it sounded like it was going to be pretty cool when we get a cool story out of it. Whatever. Well.

19:21Very last minute. Zeth goes and cancels. Blockhead. Like an ass. You blockhead. He's an idiot. That doesn't really mean. Yeah. It's terrible because, like, Eddie's wife, like, went through all these, like, you know. Yeah. She had to get off of work and stuff early. Yeah. So they could get ready. And Rebecca, like, set up a sitter or, like, you know, said she was going to stay home or whatever. She was going to stay home so Mike could go. It was like this whole big to-do, you know, making sure that they could get there. And then Zeth, the day of, cancels. Not only cancels, he doesn't tell them until Eddie starts asking what time. Yeah, once Mikey starts bringing it up. I was so messed up. I was so, gosh. He's retarded. And if he thinks none of this is going to make it on the air, boy, think again. I hope he was listening to the show when he shined up. When he shined up. It was a good week on the Mikey show. The men won the...

20:19Battle of the Sexes again. Of course. Team Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Yes. It's really hard because it seems like the girls, when they get questions, they'll give Ashley a question that Sky and Chantel absolutely know. Yes, it's all set up. Yeah, it's all messed up. But that last tiebreaker question, I mean, how do you get it wrong? I was about to slap Ashley for that one. Yeah. What the hell was that? It's fine. Pretty much. It was a little tiebreaker at the end. And they asked, you know, what is the green light on the top or the bottom? Is she buzzing right away? I think you guys are pretty sure that it's on the top. And Team Awesome automatically wins. Whatever. What is this? Jeff and Jer? questions about this whole battle of the sex thing, okay? Because I grew up here listening to morning radio here in San Diego, and I'm sorry, but do you remember the battle of the sexes when Jeff and Jerry used to do it? I never listened to Jeff and Jerry. They, well, as a child, I didn't have a vagine. Okay, listen, when I was in the fourth grade, my mom would like listen to that show and she would take us to elementary school and what Jeff and Jerry did for a really long time.

21:39was like a battle of the sexes that went on for like... Danny just pulled out this monster can of monster. This thing is like three normal cans put into one. It is like 32 fluid ounces, people. A monster energy drink. He had to sign a waiver at 7-Eleven. Isn't there like a... There's like... how many cans you should drink Danny had to sign a waiver to buy this thing he had to sign away his life that he won't sue monster how much did this cost Danny I don't even care that is the most disgusting rancid shit ever And I pass. Nerd won't even drink it. I don't drink energy drinks anymore. They're just so not good for you. It tastes like crap. Let me have some more. It's called heavy metal. Okay, whatever. My teeth already feel like they're rotting out of my head. Oh, my God. I can instantly feel my teeth rotting, like, right now because of the amount of sugar. Back on track. Back on track, folks. Back on track. Thank you, Danny. You're welcome.

22:59What was I talking about before all this went down? Anyways, does anybody know? Anybody know? Anybody? What's less interesting than that? I don't know. We were talking about the Weekend Review. Sorry if we got off topic there, but anything else? We were talking about the Battle of the Sexes. Oh, the Battle of the Sexes. And how Ashley screwed the pooch on that one. Jeff and Jer. And then, okay, so Jeff and Jerry used to do it where they would do Battle of Sexes for, like, three months, and then in the end, whoever had the most wins would, that losing team would have to go and do something wacky. So I just thought, like, but in the world of morning radio, I think a lot of things just get recycled. I mean, if you're in this field, obviously you're all going to have similar ideas. No idea is a new idea, that's for sure. Yeah, but have the girls won even one time yet? No. No, they haven't. No, they haven't. Although, I love Chantel. Are you surprised? No, of course not. Yeah, the girls on that show are not the brightest of the bright. The guys are way ahead in points right now. The girls really need to step it up if they have any chance of winning. It is...

24:03Sad. I wish I could just go in there and it could be me, Chantel. Chantel's pretty smart. And I like her. She's sassy. I like her. Her voice is sassy. I like Eddie's recommendation that Ashley's name goes first. I'm Ashley Chantel's guy. Team ass. That was pretty sad. I was pretty bummed out, guys. It was really bummed out, my guys. So, you guys talked about the lunch, but you guys didn't talk about the payoff. Oh, the payoff was gay. Yeah, it was pretty gay. It wasn't even, like... It was like, hey, let's think of some things that we should wear. Let's dig around in the promo closet and see what we can find. So he was wearing, like, a grass skirt. Okay. And he had a lay on, and then he had these ridiculously... and he had on this like wig it was like a clown wig that was red white and blue okay and then this big stupid hat it was like it yeah it was lame he only wore it for 15 minutes and then it was off thank god which was

25:15Which kind of made me think, if this was B-Rob, would they have just let him out of the outfit? Oh, hell no. They would have let him out of the outfit on principle, just like Eddie, because it was lame. Yeah. Sorry. That was lame. I had suggested, like, a giant shamrock costume, but... There you go. Didn't get no love on that, I don't know. Or a bunny rabbit, that would have been cute. Yeah, I'm looking at the photo right now. He would have been funnier dressed up as, like, a giant pink bunny rabbit. Yeah, that would have been really cute. I'm looking at the photo right now from Spaceboy's camera. Yeah, it's not embarrassing enough. He didn't say embarrassing, he said ridiculous. And it is ridiculous. Yeah, it is pretty ridiculous. He has three legs on, colors pink, blue, or actually a couple of them. Pink, blue, green, and heart glasses, a pimp hat with purple trim. He's cooking good looking. He was super hot. I want to marry him. No. Yeah. Where did Danny go? Marry me, please. Danny just went to dump out that monster. He just went to dump out the monster. It was nasty. There goes $4 down the drain. That was pretty much the major stuff, man. That's like a gallon of gas there, Dan. I know. Whatever. What are you going to do?

26:35You just might as well take your money and wash it down. See, I'll keep the can in my car, and so if I ever kill someone, I have an excuse. Hey, Spaceboy, this is a practice show. How long are we into this? We're about 29 minutes. Wow. Pretty good. It's not bad. Time's flying. So let's get on to P1, P1, P1Site.com. P1, P1, P1Site.com. Space Boy, please replace that with the intro. Thank you. Shut your face. You all love my singing. I don't know what you guys are talking about. So this week on the site, we've had exciting stuff. You guys are asses. And we're not friends, and we're all in a fight. So whatever. Anyway, so I'm going to hand it over to Danny because he is Mr. P1 site. He pays the bills. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. So let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. What's up with the site this week? Okay, first of all, our audio is kind of jacked up. Because of the time change. And my computer not changing automatically. So I was missing the first hour for a few days. It's like Y2P1 site. Yeah.

27:50I guess the same thing happened with you, right, Space Boy? Just on one day. Yeah. I missed one hour on one day. So I need to get a copy of yours because I missed, like, three days in a row. Well, it's okay. These people need to calm down about the audio. That is just horrible. They need to realize it's free. And it is a lot of work. Yeah. For him, not me. Whatever. People don't get that, but whatever. I know. Maybe one day when you grow up, Dan, you'll find these things out. Anyways, okay, back to the site. Tell me more. We have a couple things. Let's see. Shoot. There's a lot of things that went down on the site this week. You're laughing, I know. Okay, first of all, P1 Super Xan is having a... Dish, dish. We're getting there. We're getting there. Let's get to the fun stuff. Let me get the fun stuff first so we can kill it on a downer. Before Debbie Downer and the... Get me down. Captain Killjoy and get me down. Exactly. So we're having a poker night Wednesday 19th at P1 Super Zan's place. Wednesday night. 7 p.m. And the buy-in as of right now is 20 bucks. The more people we get, the buy-in will probably be lower. I don't know. Are you going to go, Quimby? No. You're gay. It's Wednesday night in the North County. I'm sorry. I do need to... Cry me a ribbon. Shut your face. You're so gay. Whatever. So, yeah, Quimby's gay and there's a poker night.

29:11I admit it openly. After a little bit of drama that went down on the weekend, it looks like we're having a P1 Padres night. But who cares about the Padres? Shut your face. A lot of people care about the Padres, sir. Turn off his microphone, please. A lot of people love the Padres, and Padres games are fun. So it looks like we're going to do it either for a Diamondbacks game, which is later this month. Or later next month. Or we can wait until June and go to a Dodger game. Yeah. So I'll start posting on the site and see what you guys want to do. We can go to both. I don't care. Because I plan on going to a lot of games this season. Yeah, high five. I'm down for it. Yeah. What else? We got. We got a couple interesting threads. We got the IQ test, which apparently I'm stupid. I got a 118. And everyone else got like a 200 million point one somehow. You're smart. Yeah, pretty much. Is 157 high? What? Is 157 good? I don't... Is that what you got? Yes, it would. I still haven't taken this IQ test. What is it like? Do you have to like... Mentally retarded. It's basically a test where you...

30:27solve puzzles. I don't know if it's puzzles, but you compare things. It's puzzles. Comparisons. Comparisons and you figure out common knowledge type stuff. Things that little kids should know. Danny. Shut up. I'm an idiot. What do you want? I take it, but I don't want to make you feel bad, Danny. I'm a genius. That was Spaceboy freaking in his microphone. Idiot. You're stupid. I think it was P1 Instantly Classic. Instant Classic. I like him. He's cool. Let me see. He has good threads. Let me double check. When he laughed at the old lady that fell down, that was great. Yeah, P1 Instantly Classic. He came up with a pretty good thread idea, which we had before. But it's, um, I don't like it one thread. Yes. Yes, and that is taken directly from the show. Yeah, absolutely. It's a healing. It's a healing time. It's a healing time. And so basically you go in there and you have a, you know, you post what you don't like when things happen.

31:27Yeah, it's not a personal attack on anyone. Although, I like to make fun of Zeke. We hate you. I like to make fun of Zeke and Jason because they're kind of gay. Yeah. Like, what did Zeke say? I hate it when Tony opens his stupid raider loving mouth. Yeah. Tony's a P1. Don't we all? Yeah. So, I don't like it when people talk to me in the urinal. Joey Tata. What in the urinal? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That would be creepy. Come on, guys. You've had that conversation before. Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah. People are weird. What did, uh, anything else? It's like, dude, I'm trying to take a piss here. Yeah. I don't like it when P1s call in who don't know their freaking trivia. Do not get me started. There are too many people out there who are long-time P1s who love the show and they freak out. It's just the phone. Call yourself P1. Which member of the show is a germaphobe?

32:33Chair. Chair. I think it's called Shelly. I don't know. Chainsaw. Chainsaw. Chainsaw. Okay. People, people, let me just say this outright, okay, before anything else. If you aren't very knowledgeable on people in trivia, don't call in just because you want to hear yourself on the radio and you think, oh, you're the loser, so you're still getting to come in. Yeah. Because we will all hate you. And we will be friends. You'll be demoted to private in the P1 Army. We will all hate you. If the trivia goes longer than one break, both of you suck. The trivia should be a three-point question and a two-point question. You're fired. If you're dumb, you should do the Sky thing 2-2-1. That's all it should be. So dumb. People are idiots. Whatever. I hate you all. You know what I hate it when? I hate it when I have to look at any of your faces. God. Ouch. Yeah. Are you on here period today? You know what? You too. I hope you get a period, Taylor. You get blood everywhere out of your ears and your eyes. Tell me more. I like the sound of that. I knew you would, OJ. He was a white woman. Go look at my bathtub. It's full of blood. I'm going to make you bleed. So we had two other threads.

33:59These were a little racy. One of them is the testimony thread, which we won't get into. I'll just mention it. Hot button, hot button, hot button. Pretty much. Boy, did that piss off a lot of people. I know. Yeah. You guys can go in there and kind of read what went down, but that got a little heated. The other one was there was a drama thread. You guys can go in there, too. It's in the random section. Yeah. You can see the drama that got started. And you can see... Just stuff. It's called This Is Me Being Honest, and it's busted by P1D. Yeah. But let me just tell you folks, just go in there and read it. I've suggested to lock it up. Nobody else needs to comment on it. You can just let people see what happened for themselves. But I'm over it. Like, the people who cause drama on the site are pretty much, like, not really very much enough. But then I get the PMs, and I don't want them either. Oh, I wish I knew everything. What about that thread where we were posting our child photos? Oh, I hate you. Why did you even bring that up? Did somebody put Danny's childhood photo on there? Did I miss it? Did I miss it? Where is it? He was the cutest little baby. I don't know what happened, you know, with him growing up. Wow, that's nice. There's not much of a difference between him. The crazy hair, the sweet little cheeks.

35:18was taken last week third page of when we were kids thread under random when we were kids He's a baby. Just pitch you and just kiss you and just love her. Yes, sir. Aw, the cutest baby ever. What does it say? This topic to post child pictures, not recent ones of Danny. Who wrote that? That would be me. Aw, Talyn. You're brutal. I know. You're brutal. Oh, and the next one by Carlita says, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Talyn, I said the same thing. Aw. Everybody thinks you look like a baby. No, he doesn't look like a baby. No, he doesn't. That's a really big baby. I don't know about that. If you line up five different pictures of babies, you can immediately pick them up. Shut up. Oh, and also, pertaining to the show, folks, let's remember the Mikey Show will be on vacation March 24th to March 28th. Yep, I finally get to sleep in a little. Yeah.

36:46And the show gets a little break. Very unlikely. It'll be super. I'm happy for them. So, hey, all you new P1s out there, you should listen to the best of. You know why? Anybody know why you should listen to the best of? Trivia. Yeah. So you can learn your trivia. Maybe you can learn your trivia. Instead of bitching about it and saying, oh, it's not new. I hate you. How about you listen in? I'm sure you'll laugh again at the same stuff. For sure. I've listened to the whole podcast library almost twice through. It's great. It's great. So that's why if I were to play trivia against anybody except for Space Boy, I might do pretty good. Don't you think? I would own you. I might be pretty good. I hear a challenge. Quimby versus Danny. That's not even a challenge. You want to get pwned? I like that challenge. I'm pwned you. Okay. Next podcast, we got to do that. Pwned you. I will read the questions. Yeah, for sure. Oh, really? Not to mention. Really? Bring it on. Bring it on. What do you got? I think that's a great idea. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Put it on the board. I'll do it. Dude, it's on. I'm down. Put it on the board. And it's put it on the floor. Not to mention, has anyone else noticed that Ashley's gotten a lot nicer? Yes, because of love. Love conquers all, everybody. Can we talk about it? Like, they got her boyfriend on, well, at the time was her lover. And he used her real name and he said, I mean, I got goosebumps and I wanted to cry. Like, that was the sweetest thing. Because you have a vagine. Yes. They called Ashley's lover.

38:15and talked to him about why he didn't have the talk and then his lame way of getting out of the talk. And finally, on the air, Seth asked Ashley if he could be her boyfriend and she would be his girlfriend. Shut up! Thank you! Thank you! It was great! I would love every second of it. I hate you, sweet boy. You and me are in a fight. Anyways. But congratulations to them. It was a very touchy movie moment. I mean. This is a reality radio show, and I love every second of it. It was cool. I kind of always consider them boyfriend and girlfriend, even though she does. No, there are people out there. Can we talk about this? There are people out there who are weird.

39:00Okay? Really? That are dumb and stupid, okay? I understand. From the time you're about 14 to 18, there's this point where you ask somebody to go out with you. Puppy love. Yeah, you're like little kids, and you kind of like, you know, here, check yes or no. Do you like me? Be friends. So dumb. We'll shoot people sometimes. So now here we are. We're all adults here. What are we, children? We're all adults here. I mean... Really? Like, me and Chris, there was never a point where Chris goes, Katie Evans, I look into your eyes, and I would like to know, will you be my girlfriend? I mean, come on. If you're together all the time, if you have relations, you know, if you don't see anybody else, you're a boyfriend and girlfriend, period, the end. Like, do any of you feel that it's necessary at that point where you're like, hey, we're not really going to see anybody else. I'm totally stoked with you. Should there be yet another step in saying, will you be my girlfriend? No. No? You gotta admit that the girls like hearing that stuff. Oh, well, see, I'm not the typical girl, and I think all women are gay. But I really think, like, in today's world, I mean... He is a gay woman. Yes! But, I mean, really?

40:16Do you have to have that, like, formality, like, to, like, break down every, like, portion of your relationship? Because that was the weirdest thing I've ever heard. They were celebrating a two-month anniversary, but they're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Like, what are they celebrating? Anniversary? Anniversary of when they met. When they bone smooch? Oh, yeah. Blank my blank and blank you. Danny just sent me a little note. And yes. I accept. It says, are you gay? Check the box. I checked the maybe box. I checked maybe. I just might be gay. I don't know yet, but whatever. Gays are all gay. We're not friends. Does Chris know? Yeah, he knows. And he loves it. What the hell are you doing? I don't like Vagine, but I'm still gay. Like, in the sense of being gay. I'm gay. So do you like to spank chicks? I think Ashley does. I don't. I heard her say that once. Really? No way. I don't believe you. Prove it. I like spanking chicks. It's fun. Oh, my God. Who does?

41:23Well, that was drunk, Ashley. We have to remember. That was... Find me a hot black prostitute. What? Who just came in? Was that Eddie? I think it was Eddie. Did Eddie just come in the room? He just left. Eddie used the trap door? He used the trap door. We have a trap door in the space land. The space lab. Yes. I love the actual cast. The space studio. Space land. Pretty soon, Space Boy will be the president of the country called Space... Very creative there. Thank you very much. And they'll have, like, you know, space banks and space stores. You've been picking the wrong girls. First of all, I like them black and fat. Mikey! What the hell? You didn't even leave. I think you need to go home and get some... Are you tricky? That was a weird sound drop. That's random. Very weird. So, what else happened this week? Oh. Time change. Wait. No, nine minutes. We're at 45 minutes right now. Oh, really? Oh, wow. Awesome. It's perfect. I love it. So this week was time change. Time change. Yeah. It is now lighter, longer. I love it. Me too. I love it. Dude, I love states. I was about to say countries. States like Arizona. They don't recognize the time change. Ever. I think Hawaii is the same one. Yeah. So it's just, it's the same all the time. We should totally do that.

42:47Yeah, but then George Bush decided, like, we're going to do it. He's God. He controls time. That snoozed me. That snoozed me. But there was the time change, but I do like it, too. I like when I get out of work. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Shut up. He doesn't care about time. He doesn't care about tailing, actually. That's what he told me. Good riddance. The world is better off without you. Yeah, yeah. Get the hell out of my country. Okay, awkward silence. Hi. Hi, we're friends. So, there was a time change this week. Hey, is anything happening in the world of technology? Like, quickly, quickly. Is there anything major? Major? You can tell me about it. Well, two major things. Sorry, I was looking down my list. Everything is major. Yeah, to me, everything's major. But for the rest of the world...

43:43They were able to take a chip off. Come on, guys. All right, everybody. That was a great show. Thank you. Tunnel and we're gone. See you next time. Thank you, guys. Thanks, nerd. You suck. You just ruined the whole show. Now, tell me something major. Major. Nerd world. Two things. iPhone SDK for June and Smash Brothers review. Ooh. Okay. Which one do you want to hear first? Smash Brothers. Smash Brothers. Smash Brothers. Smash Brothers. Yeah. is a huge game for the Wii. If you guys don't know what it is, basically put all the old school game characters into one fighting 2D platform game. For instance, get the Pokemon versus Metroid or Samus. Get Link from Legend of Zelda versus Mario. Really? I heard Link was gay. Is there any truth to that rumor? Link from Zelda. I heard he was gay. That's why he always let the princess get captured. Really? Yeah, I heard he was gay. But the game before this, which was on the GameCube, was really more towards the hardcore people who would play all the time and learn all the little tricks and bugs that they can mess with the newbies, and newbies didn't really have a chance. Now they slowed down the game, and hardcore players are really getting mad that they slowed down the fighting.

45:03But all the casual people are like, yay, it's fun. I can just mash buttons. And so people who just mash buttons don't know what they're doing have a good chance against the hardcore people. And Quimby's making funny faces. Would that be you, nerd? I'm not hardcore at all. Okay. But it's fun. Smash Brothers, yes. We've been hearing a lot about that on the forum. So you can go to Geek Speak if you'd like to share tips and names and IDKs and stuff. You know, we split the boards over the week. I forgot to mention that in the forum because someone to the right of me, I'm not going to name any names, but her initials are P1 Quimby. Those are a lot of initials. She put it up in the mantra that we should break it up, and it actually was a good recommendation because it worked out. We have a section for movies, a section for our geeks. Just a random section. Music. Music, videos, Photoshop. And if you guys want to bitch about something, there's a place to complain. And random is just for truly random crap. A lot of times in random, I like how people take topics from the show and just put them in there. So what do you want? What are you going to do?

46:14What's your thought? We have, like, the emo thread that's created in a low. Emo thread. Dude, emo, whatever. Emo Hitler. Emo Hitler, yeah. Emo Care Bear? Dude, that thread makes me want to cut myself. Does that make me emo? I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. That was the best one. I might want to cut you a little. That is so good. Chris Hansen's emo. I love it. Yeah, but gosh chicks are sexy, so there you go. Amen. Amen. So do you have one more thing from Tech World? Last thing for Tech World. Make it quick. I'll make it quick. And in English. iPhone is now. Oh, God. It's for you. You're such a jerk. Thank you. Okay. Ignore him. The iPhone will become its own portable game player because Sega and EA have already started making games just for the iPhone. Imagine Super Monkey Ball. Whoa, it's a family show, dude. Yeah, that's a family game. Can you just actually say the words Super Monkey Ball? Anyways, you can play that game on your iPhone. You can play that game on the iPhone using the tilt and you know how it knows which way it's tilting.

47:34And then there's an MMO game called Spore that EA is making that's going onto the iPhone. So basically, it's going to become its own Nintendo DS or PSP. So game developers actually putting real games into the phone. And that's about it. Stop falling asleep, guys. Thank you, nerd! Yay! Creepy! I try to go as fast as I can. It's all good. I know. You love your technology a lot. I love it. He has a boner right now just after talking about it. Put it away. Save it for later. On a personal note, I got the iPhone and it sucks ass. Did it cost like $542,000? $429 or something cents. Shouldn't they make it free so that you have to pay $100 a month? Dude, you just got pwned by iPod or Apple, whoever. Steve Jobs. I'm an iFan. That was Apple. I love Steve Jobs. Yeah, nerds all macked out. He's a Mac Daddy. There's some really cool features about it, but I can't receive picture text messages. Are you kidding me? Just wait till June. Wait till June. See, they should have waited and released an iPod. Steve Jobs is a greedy bastard. Greedy bastard.

48:56What's his face? I hate Bill Gates. Windows Vista, when we first got it, was the biggest turd I had ever experienced in my life. You couldn't run iTunes. You couldn't run all these different programs that work fine. Approximately how many Kirks is that? What? South Park reference. Oh, my God. Can you speak in English? It's just a regular Windows machine. Yeah, I hate everybody pretty much. In the computer world. Because I don't understand you, nor do I get you, but I like the stuff that you give me. So, I... I want a computer that can play music, and I can watch movies, and go on the internet. Get Linux. That's all I want. Yeah, pretty much. I wish my pits would stop sweating. Oh, yeah. By the way, we have an Ashley Imposter. Yes, we do. Take a picture. No, he already got a picture. He already got a picture. So, our host, Quimby, we can see the progress. Me and Ashley have a lot in common. Have sweaty pits. That's so gross. Sean, you're going to love this. I forgot to order it when I woke up this morning. Come and be here on time. Yeah, and I'm sitting right next to you. Well, shut up. Like, Starbucks, it's their fault. Yeah, Starbucks is their fault. Yeah, whatever. So, does anybody know anything cool that's going to be coming up site-wise? How about that Doomsday movie? Did anyone see that? What, Mad Max wannabe crap? What are you talking about? I was so, like, they already did Mad Max, dude.

50:25Did you go see it? Yeah, but that was Mel Gibson. This is pathetic. No, Mel Gibson was the shit in the 80s. I have a prediction for that movie. The best part is going to be the shit. Shit! The best part is going to be where you walk out of the movie. Yeah, the credits. Doomsday looks... I'm sorry. What's better, Cloverfield or Doomsday? Tough call? They're in the same toilet. Did you go see that, Taylor? No, I didn't see Doomsday yet. I was sick as a dog yesterday. Yeah, because you wanted to watch Doomsday. No, I didn't. Yeah, Cloverfield. No! Okay, we're done. Me and Taylor. It was my favorite movie ending of all time. For those of you that don't know, Danny and I have an ongoing... feud about Cloverfield. I think it's pretty one-sided now. Any chance that Taylor gets to talk about Cloverfield directed towards Danny, he'll take it. And it's not so much that I really give a crap about the movie anymore, but I just like to see Danny get pissed off. Yeah, folks, don't ever let Taylor find out what your button is. Because he will push it. He will rape that button. Hi, button!

51:44pretty much jj abrams sells me 750 are you gonna go to his house i think jj abrams has paid you off and lost uh so get over it okay he has he's paid you off and lost goodiness wouldn't it be interesting if they tied in cloverfield no it wouldn't oh the cloverfield monster lives on the island exactly Sorry. That was cool, by the way. I had to do it. Save that clip. Sounds like a man. Yeah. Sounds like a man, but it smells like a woman. I sweat like a woman, too. Ew. Shut up. Get over it. That was disgusting. Thank you. Sweat is cool. How much time we got in there? 55 minutes right now. We're at 55? Wow, we got five minutes left. Or more if we want to. This went really well. As Rebecca would say, I tend to agree with her. I think this went wonderfully. Well, I tried Ritalin, and it made me really like... Spaceboy, today you did so good on the soundboards. This is so much better than two weeks ago. You should have seen him last night, dude. He was up until, what, 3.45? 3.45 in the morning. And then I show up at his house here at 9 in the morning.

52:59The guy did not sleep at all. Dragged my ass out of bed, but Danny didn't sleep at all. He went to Denny's, he went home. Drove around. Drove around? Dude, I left his house, what was it, 1.30? Why didn't you just sleep on the couch? That's a good call, dude. If you didn't crash here, just let me know. Well, now I know. I should have asked you. I wasn't thinking at all either. Just be like the guest who doesn't leave. Who cares? Don't worry about it, dude. Don't worry. You won't overstay your walk. Space couch is comfy. It's all good. Okay. So this point would be like, blah, blah, blah. This is happening this week. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But we don't know what's going on. And we love you guys. Well, we actually do know what's going on. So you guys know we are throwing P1 Turtle a going away party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm planning on having it at. The Wave House on the 29th of this month. Somebody tell her it's at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah, seriously. She will be late for her own party. She will. That is why her name is Turtle, everyone. Yeah. So I need to put it up on the board and see what you guys think, but either 29th or 28th, it's a Friday or a Saturday. And I'm probably the only one out of you guys that wants to try the Flo Rida machine. Flo Rida?

54:13The big wave? The big man wave? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just sneezed on the edge. Oh. No, have you seen the Flowrider machine there? Yeah, I know. Yeah, it looks pretty cool. I'm just joking. There we go. You know what? Ready? You guys ready for a little Quimmy dancing? One more time? One more time? We got robbed. This video is so sick. Five, six, seven, eight. I've been white jeans, suits with the fur. I've been sitting on my phone, kept my vision in the bed. What? This is the show. I'm Mr. Moe. Mikey, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show. That kind of flow writer? I love flow writer. You consider yourself worth. If you step up to the floor, then you're bound to get the hurt. What's the Mikey Show aspect? What's Mikey Show Show Show Show Show Show Show

55:12I don't know why I'm going to try to do my best. That's right, bitches. So, we will have another show for you in two weeks. Tell every single one of your friends who is a P1 to download this show. All of you. Download it. Today. Tomorrow. And forever. In Jesus' name, amen. Talk to you guys later. Woo! I don't like my songs. Dani just turned her mic off. Dani, I hate you! I love Kelly and I want to have her babies. I want to have a space baby too. That can be arranged. That kind of creeps me out and I don't know why. Blank my blank and blank you. Ew. This is awesome. I could just sit here and do this all day. Let's talk. I'm Dr. Laura Schlesinger. Schlesinger. Kill your babies and your all horrible parents. Speak on it.