The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 10
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Tia Quimby, P1 Peaches, Bobby Curtis, P1 Danny, and P1 Spaceboy spent the tenth after-dark podcast mixing personal news with competitive games and arguments. Bobby said he had quit an intolerable job, while Peaches invited Quimby into her wedding party live on the show and Spaceboy detailed his elaborate Comic-Con plans. Danny narrowly beat Quimby 3-2 in a bitter P1 trivia match, and the group followed it with a movie game whose punishment was a ham to the head. They also disputed family mouth-kissing, first-date blogging, automation, and self-checkout theft before playing Quimby's musical BFF voicemails and joking about when Zeth's suspended-license troubles would get him arrested.
What happened, in order
Bobby Quits
Bobby Curtis announced that he had quit his job without another one lined up after returning from a Buffalo vacation and immediately realizing he could not tolerate the workplace anymore.
On-Air Bridesmaid
P1 Peaches surprised Tia Quimby by asking her on air to join the wedding party, prompting an immediate and enthusiastic acceptance.
Comic-Con Training
P1 Spaceboy described preparing for Comic-Con with an expensive updated Harry Potter costume, a comic-book hunt, and joking claims of endurance training for four days at the convention.
P1 Trivia Grudge Match
Danny and Tia Quimby faced off in Spaceboy's P1 trivia contest, where missed questions, an old $20 bet, and constant trash talk turned a close game into a genuine argument.
Movie Game and Ham
Spaceboy hosted a rapid-fire movie-title game that eliminated players by category and ended with Peaches taking a ceremonial ham to the head before winning the next round.
Kissing the Family
The group debated whether relatives kissing on the mouth is harmless family custom or uncomfortably intimate, drawing the line most sharply at siblings.
Unusual Family Names
A discussion of celebrity baby names led Tia Quimby to reveal that her mother is Benny Lou and her aunts are Ruthann, Joe Edith, and Dolly, inspiring a run of 1920s slang.
The Blogged Blind Date
The hosts argued over a man refusing a second date because the woman blogged anonymously about their first, with some calling it a warning about oversharing and others calling it a flimsy excuse.
Betting on Zeth's Arrest
After hearing that Zeth had lost his license and owed about $1,100 in fees, the group predicted the dates on which he would finally be pulled over and arrested.
BFF Voicemail Musical
Danny played Tia Quimby's repetitive sung voicemails, including an improvised apology declaring that they were BFFs forever.
Automated Drive-Thru
A strange Jack in the Box voice sparked a debate over outsourced and automated service, which escalated into Peaches describing how she enters cheaper produce codes at self-checkout.
People mentioned
Tia QuimbyP1 PeachesBobby CurtisP1 DannyP1 SpaceboyZethMikeyBenny LouRuthannJoe EdithDolly
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This is the P1 Podcast for July 13, 2008. Sweet berry walk. All right, everybody. Sweat it out. In one, two, three, four. Shake, shake, shake, shake. Move it, move it, move it, move it. Go, go, go, go. Come on, Danny, show us your moves. Do it. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny. Booby shake, booby shake, booby shake. Potty, potty, potty, potty. It's a P1 potty, potty. Hi. Hey. Hello. Hello, everybody. Yes, it is a P1 potty. Everybody potty. All together now. Potty in the potty. I am a hottie in the potty. What are you talking about? Oh, yes. It is the P1 podcast after dark. You never know what could happen tonight. So scary. And sexy. Yes. Are we going to have sexy time today? With that shirt you got on? Oh, yeah.
Yes. The sisters are hanging out. So, hello, P1s. This is the P1 Podcast. Episode 10. After Dark. Holy crap. Yeah, can you believe it? 10 episodes, everybody! So proud we kept it together. We've only been through 42 other hosts and stuff, but we're keeping it alive. And, man. We're in the double digits now for podcasts. That's amazing. We're all growns up. I know. This actually works out. So, let's see. Well, we got me, P1 Quimby, Tia Quimby, as your host. Hello, hello. I love In-N-Out hamburgers so much. Talk about it. Do you know how when you get that In-N-Out craving, though, nothing else will suffice? No way. It's like once you want In-N-Out, that is all that will do. And today, I had a hamburger. And we shared some animal-style fries. I love animals. So good. Danny would hate every bit of it. It is French fries with some melted cheese, Thousand Islands, and grilled onions. Oh! Finally chopped rice. They actually call it spread.
The spread is delicious. It's so good. You know you can get that separately, right? Yes. I always do. I love it. Mr. Quimby always gets an extra side. Dude, this sucks. Dude, I'm not hungry. I hate this. Dude, whatever. You want to save a buck instead of getting animal-style fries? You get it with cheese, and then you get the spread on the side. Oh, that's smart. For free. That's smart. You're the smartest person ever. And if some of you don't know who this beautiful man sitting across from me is, this beautiful... Pipes of his. We have Bobby Curtis. What up, what up? Yeah. Yeah, my hero, Bobby. Thanks. Bobby. Yes. Do you know that little... Bobby. Jake Esparza likes your name. You should feel special. They worked really hard on that audio. Bobby. Oh, my God. How you doing, Bobby? What you up to, homeschooling? Not a whole lot. I quit my job. Congratulations. Yeah. Are you deadbeat now? Kind of. Really? A little bit. Yeah, I don't have anything lined up, but I went on vacation to Buffalo. Ooh, did you have some wings? It's really nice back there. Oh, the food is so good. I bet. I love East Coast food. You have no idea. They have a thing called, if anybody knows what this is, it's called Mighty Taco. It's a chain restaurant back there that's probably, like, the most white trash tacos you've ever had in your life. Like, they have, like, American cheese slices on there. What? But it is so good.
I thought that was something you got at Cheetah's. On a Tuesday afternoon. Ladies and gentlemen, Mighty Taco. On the front stage. Yeah, but mighty taco. Enchilada on the main stage today. Give her your money, guys. Make it rain. You're supporting her boyfriend's meth habit. Oh, yeah. Good times. So what have you been doing with your free time? Actually, no, I'm still on my last week of two weeks. But I came back, and within the first hour of being at my job, I was so separated at it for so long that I came back, and I looked around, and I'm just like, this place is insane and like all my management's insane and i was just like i can't do this anymore like i i was i was pissed off because in my head i was thinking if i put my two weeks in right now i still have to be here for two weeks
It was just horrible. Yeah, that does kind of suck. So I'm on my one week, and I'm just done with it. I don't know how I'm going to get through next week. What are they going to do, though, if you just leave and don't come back? You already put your notice in. Are they going to fire you? You don't get a good recommendation? Yeah. It doesn't look good on your recommendation. Actually, in California, you can just up and leave if you want to. Yeah, because they cannot black volume. You don't have to give it two weeks. Right, because they can fire you for whatever reason, so can't you just quit? It's called an at-will appointment. Exactly, and all they have to disclose is that you work there. Yep. That's all they have to do. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to... Oh, there goes Bobby. He's out of there. Well, that's very interesting. I'm so glad you're here today. We have much more with Bobby. Danny's trying to get some questions from you P1s out there. If you have anything, would you like to inquire of Bobby? Of Bobby? Very nice. And we also have Miss P1 Peaches. Hi. Hi, guys. What's going on? Hello, girly. Hi. So, how's the wedding planning going, girly? Oh, my God. So, we had a good day yesterday. Booked our photographer. Whoa. Yeah, she's awesome. She had, yes, lots of that going on. She's really awesome. She's really good, and it's coming along. It was a very wedding-filled weekend. Really? Do you think you're going to become a bridezilla?
You know what? Look at Karnat. Yes. Yes. Well, her fiance is. Jeez, Danny hit the table a little harder. That was hilarious. I am going to be truthful and say I am going to do my best not to because honestly, though, I have a lot of good support with my family and friends. So I might have a meltdown or two, but I'm going to do my best not to. Well, I'll make sure to get ordained just for your special day. Wait, how do you know that you're invited? Huh? I was actually considering her asking her to be in it. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Statement! The color of the dress is going to be. And I'll give you my yes or no. I figured I would just do it on the air. Yes. Yes. What? Oh, my God. I was going to ask her if she would like to be in the morning party. Oh, my gosh. I'll totally give you away. Yes. Yes. Don't worry. Your dad can have a seat, and now I'll walk you down the aisle. And when they ask who gives you away, I say, I do. No. No, when they ask who gives me away, you're going to say, Swip, I won. And then we'll drink a lot of Swip, I won.
No, you pretty much talked me into it when you said, I'm a really good bridesmaid and I know what to do. I do. Oh, what a suck up. Yeah. No, I know to do everything you tell me to do and never say no. And Ronnie was like, Yeah, you should totally ask her because she's like your newest cool chick friends. That's right. And she's not going to stab me in the back and or S on me. I don't know about that second part. A lot of sweet beer wine. Maybe a golden shower. I'm a professional at this. I don't know if you know this. I got a degree in. If you ever have a sunburn, call me. Junior college. Associates in. Exactly. It's kind of like esthetician school, except you're peeing on everything. Would you like a pee facial? Did the whole thing online. It is sterile. I got to print out my diploma. I can't. This is raunchy already. It's after dark, sweetie.
Anything can happen. So anyways, we got P1 Danny, who was just downstairs making out with my boyfriend. Hi, Danny. You love my boyfriend a lot, admitted. Dude, he's awesome. He's your corruptor. Yeah, everyone knows that voicemail. I am your BFF. She's so mad at that. Now get in my oven. Yeah. And I was going to also ask Danny, what are your thoughts on the new iPhone there, sweetie pie? Talk to me, baby. Well, if it worked, I'd tell you. But you're all now all over. You love your iPhone now. Yeah, I do. I'm very amazed. Well, it's like once I hacked it, it's it actually works as a phone. Right. Congratulations. Well, you know, once you like hack things like a website. But you got turtles. Did you learn everything you knew from that guy? Oh, no. Did he teach you how to do it? No comment. No comment. Hello, nerd. Hello, hello. I'm such a niece. Tell him how to perform hair transplants. Oh, yeah. So how was your week, Danny? It was good. It was good. It was short. For some reason, Wednesday felt like Friday. I don't know if it felt like that for you guys. I was going to say, you can't really have a short week. I mean, it's seven days for all of us, man. It sucks, man. Jerk. I was just like, oh. And then I had to go two days with no morning show or anything. It was so weird. Oh, can we talk about this for a minute? Danny's...
complaint this week. He's like, oh no, it's 9.30. I don't have any work to do. Oh, I'm at work and I fell asleep watching a movie. Call the wambulance. Let me get you some cheese with your wine. Oh, we're so sorry you had to leave work at 9.30. I didn't leave. I was done with my work. Are they hiring me? Yeah, Danny's taking over the shop for his stepdad. Well, either way, you might as well be like you left because you could just D around all day, so it doesn't matter. You're the worst ever. This guy's getting a lot of hands-on training. For instance, he's learned how to build a three-tier playing card house. Whose voice is that? Who is that over there? Dude, that card house was awesome. You know it. It sounds like the king. Yes, it does sound like the king. His name is P1 Spaceball. Oh, my God. You are my friend. Isn't he so cool? Welcome to Spaceport. Hello. Hello. Hello. So, Spaceport, are you getting in prep mode for that Comic-Con that's coming up there soon? Actually, yeah. I'm working on my Harry Potter robe. Yeah. Tell us about that. Oh, it's fascinating. Let me tell you. I'm probably just going to end up buying a whole new robe. My robe, it's from the first movie. Dude. We're like five, six movies in now. Can we talk about how much it's going to cost you? Upgrade. Sure.
$130, dude. Yeah, $130 for the robe. On a robe. And $30 or $40 for the shirt. Dude. And probably another $30 for the tie. You could feed like 400 kids in Africa with that money. But he'll look like Harry Potter. That's true. He'll have pictures with everybody. Yeah. Oh, and I was just thinking. I went on the Guinness Book of World Records site. And one of the things that they just had was most... Most video game characters in one spot at one time. Whoa, what? 70. We could outdo that. At Comic-Con, do you think that you could get enough people dressed up as video game characters to beat 70 people? Different characters? Yeah. I mean, just people. That'll be easy. Just people dressed up. That's easy. We could have a Guinness Book of World Record holder. You could have a plaque on your wall. That's crazy. Did every single one of the 70 people get one? I think so. I don't know. Like one out of 70? I call Princess Peach. Okay, dork. Weird, dude. But are you getting rested? Are you almost ready to go? Actually, I'm in training right now because, you know, you're basically going for four days. So I'm running six miles a day and doing 300 push-ups. Expelliarmus! Are you, like, practicing up on all your comic book knowledge and whatnot? I am in the market for a Spider-Man, and Wednesday preview night, I'm going to hit that thing hard looking for my comic.
Cool. Are you going to play Magic the Gathering? That's my other question. No, no, I will not be. I actually got permission to hang out with him at Comic-Con. Oh, wow. Yeah. Lucky. Woo-hoo, geek. He said, I know I'm going to be busy, but if you want to tag along, then you can come. How VIP are you? I know. Wow, you're cool. What can you say? It's the way it goes. I saw Sean William Scott from Real Far Away one time. I saw Angelina Jolie up close and personal at the Comic-Con one time. Dude. The lesbians took over the room, by the way. Every question at that microphone wasn't about her career or if she's doing any more comic book movies. It was like, oh my gosh, Angelina, I love you so much. You're such an inspiration. Will you marry me? 50 chicks said that, and I was about ready to just start gay bashing right then and there. I didn't even care. I mean, like, I don't care. Shut the hell up with your gay-ass questions. As if she's going to be like, you know what? Yes. Yes, I will. As a matter of fact, F. Brad Pitt. F. Brad, you're it. Well, that's like those people that move to Hollywood and stalk those celebrities. Really, what do you think is going to happen?
I'm just going to drive the bread truck and hit it big with the movie star. Let me tell you a couple things I've discovered about Comic-Con so far. They're going to have Dan Aykroyd from the Ghostbusters along with Ecto-1. He's going to be at the Comic-Con to promote the new video game coming out. Also, Tori Amos is going to be there. Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Stargate. A lot of the cast is going to be there. Who? What? Stargates. I'm just going to go and peruse around downtown. I won't go into the con. Is Heroes going to be there? I think Heroes is going to be there. Yeah, Lost. There's going to be a Lost panel, though. The Lost panel is the most important because they're going to have some fake stuff going on. Throughout the panel. It's going to be like the oceanic panel. Like when they get back and it's just like them up there. That'd be so sick, dude. No, you know what they're going to do is they're like recruiting for that company. What's it called? Dharma. Well, not for Dharma Initiative. They named it something else and said that they were going to be downtown recruiting people. In San Diego. Jack in the Box. Do you remember that? Are you a watcher? Yeah. Right when the last episode aired, they aired a commercial that they were going to be in like San Diego. I torrent them, so I have no idea about it.
yeah commercials and yeah so they like it's a fake company that like broadcasted their entire commercial over all of the united states basically saying they're recruiting the week of comic-con here huh yeah it's pretty interesting i'm in hey yeah i can do that hey i got something else for us to dive into jobless in san diego you guys ready for a little bit of I love listening to this song. Everybody quiet. It's not good. Look at this. I'm in ecstasy right now. Oops. So, payonesite.com. Danny. Yes. What's up with the site? It's dead according to you guys? Yes. It has been dead since the show went on vacation. Yeah, that's kind of what happens.
But, you know, I'm trying to do some things that I'll switch around. I added a new topic today. And what is that? That would be random debates. Oh, gee. I love it already. Really? Even though I haven't been in there yet. I know I will. Sounds excellent. Yes. The reason I created it was just because I had a lot of random questions that I want to ask people, and a lot of the people on the set are my friends anyway. So it's like I want to know who's left-handed, who's right-handed. Who likes Pepsi? Who likes Coke? Coke. Coke. What? Coke. All up in my nose. You guys are on Coke. Yeah, you're right. Like the drink. You're talking about the drink. Oh, that Coke. That Coke. Well, that's different. Speed versus meth. Speed versus Mountain Dew. Black tar heroin versus a Hershey's bar. Ecstasy versus shrooms. Discussed. Oh, shrooms all the way. You see stuff. Not that I would know. Hey, what are you even talking about? Saw a dolphin once. So we got a random debate thread. That's beautiful. We also have, are you a gun owner? Yeah, I was just curious about that. Are you really? Okay, cool. I hate it. So, yeah, it's just a bunch of random questions. We have, what would you fight up?
Black bear or a what? A silverback gorilla. Oh, wait. This is you fighting one of those? What would you rather fight, a bear or a gorilla? Oh, I'd say the gorilla. Really? Yeah. How long? You could, like, coerce a gorilla. They're smart. You could put up, like, acme signs and stuff. And then the other one we have is the would you rather be in the Antarctic naked? Or in the Sahara wearing full snow gear. Full snow gear in the Sahara. Sahara. Because your sweat will keep you cool. Because that's how people in the Sahara. They get cold quick. That's why. You might as well be in the Sahara. I'm already cool. The coolest woman in the world. Their hearts are made of ice anyway. Yeah, really. Yeah. This is nothing. Just flapping some of my sweat off Danny right now. Yeah, get that sweat out for me. Smells good, though. Smells like patchouli oil. Look at me asking. I like patchouli oil. Anyway. We just had a little fight. Yeah. Little spat. It's okay. Mom and dad, you're just having a spat. It's all good. I am sweaty, and I'm sorry. I mean, there's not much I can say for it. I apologize. God made me this way. What do you want from it? What else is going on on the site? Danny, talk to me, please. Give me some love. I started another thread where P1s can post where they spot the P1, anything that says P1.
Did you guys see that? You did? Because at my work. That's funny. I wanted to start something up like that. Did you? Yeah. Right on. I took a bunch of, yeah, it's like parking lots. Parking lots and stuff like that. I was watching Back to the Future 2 and there's a scene in one of the scenes. They're on P1, like level, I guess, P1. Yeah. That's really the only place you're going to see P1. Yeah, pretty much. But any parking garage in the world. They just put it at my work just recently. Really? P1 parking. Okay. So Ronnie's, or Carnet, sorry, who's Ronnie? Carnet's BFF is a CHP, and he says that the term, I heard him use the term P1 when he was telling a story about a car accident, and I was like, were they like a Mikey Show listener? Like, I didn't get it. It was so funny. Yeah. We got another P1 crash. Yeah. And he said, no, the term P1 is actually used to describe as the individual that caused the car accident. No way. So, like, for example, like, say Quimby rear ends Danny. Quimby would be the P1 and Danny would be the P2. Like, that's what they would say. And I was like, whoa, you learned something new of a day. That's pretty cool. Yeah. You know, every time I play my Mario Party on my Nintendo DS. Talk about it.
you know where we connect our two ds's yeah i am always p1 yeah it always says you are player player one did that too he said the same thing too it's so hot i love it feels good today yeah it does so i really haven't been on the side a lot i'm not gonna like oh surprise surprise surprise um Anything else? Movie section. I've been blowing it up, unfortunately, because I have had so much downtime at work. Oh, cry me a river. Danny had so much downtime that he watched Solaris and loved it. Dude. Whoa. Yeah. I love Solaris. The old one, right? See, look at this. She didn't even watch it. No, the George Clooney one. Yeah, the George Clooney one. She did not watch it, and she was talking so much smack about it because of her family. The most panned Clooney movie ever. She's never seen it. Never seen a frame of that movie. Hell no. My dad watched an hour and sent it back. See? It's all about her dad. Her dad watches it. She hates it. That's right. How much crap is that? And he tells me who to vote for, too. What? My dad tells me who to vote for. Yeah. Her dad fills out her ballot sheet. Yeah. See, that's why women shouldn't vote. Never mind. Yeah. I'll say it. I'm a horrible, horrible person. Is this the right one? Hey, we also have the first six minutes of Dark Knight, the link to the first six minutes of the movie. It's on dig.
Yeah, I found it on Torrent. It's on Torrent. It's everywhere, yeah. It's pretty cool. Also, Mary Rae started the Big Brother 10 thread. Yay! Thank you, thank you. It's going to be so good. They got a 75-year-old dude named Jerry on it this season, and I love old people. Is he going to screw an 18-year-old? He's so awesome. Isn't it both him and his wife? I don't know. I haven't watched all the introductions. Still, is he going to screw an 18-year-old? Yes, he's going to have an orgy in the hot tub in the backyard. It's going to be awesome. Go, Jerry. Go, geriatric love. Do it. And we also have, oh, favorite movie endings is another good thread in movies and TV. Oh, I talked. I posted on that one today. What did you put? I put Forrest Gump. It's so sad, but holy crap, it makes me cry every time. True that, true that. Oh, it's great. Forrest Gump. Do you have any, Bobby? I'm trying to think. How about the intro, Requiem for a Dream? Oh, that's horrible. That made me insane for about two days. I was just like, oh my god. At any point, I could go insane in my life. I didn't need to know that.
Within a matter of months, my life could go into shambles. Exactly. That's awesome. You're going to wake up in jail with both your arms off. Wow. Yay. I could screw up life. Life is awesome. I also put up the ending to never-ending story. What? That was rad. Wait. When the kid gets picked up. That's false advertising. The luck dragon. There's an ending to never-ending story. Yeah. The end to the never-ending story. You go in there thinking you got it made for life, and then suddenly it's over. Then what? Then you get part two with that. Who was that little boy in that one? Worst movie ever. Yeah, I know. Dude, I tried to watch it recently. The first one is the best. How can you say the never-ending story, the OG version, was the worst? No, no, second one. Second one was really bad. But I love the part with Atreyu! The should-have-ended story. Somebody in that thread took a picture. It's so freaking funny. Somebody took a picture of the front of the never-ending story poster, and instead of the words never-ending story, it says about 94 minutes. That's funny. That was a good ending to the movie because the little kid saves the little queen.
in her little tower, and then he returns the book, and then he gets picked up by the luck dragon. Great. You know what? Some of our listeners might not have seen it, but you know what? Now they don't have to. It's ruining it. The already ended story. I am the worst. It's all about the usual suspects. Why did I visualize Danny flying around in a luck dragon trying to rescue Quimby out of the castle? I can't think of a better ending than usual suspects. I agree with that, sir. The usual suspects. Dude, seriously. That's it. That's it. If anyone can trump it, go on the site and try. Never seen it. Is it good? What? You've never seen American Pie. Be quiet. Yes, I have. Yeah, I have. He said that. He hasn't seen Porky's.
You haven't either, so be quiet. I haven't either. Okay. Okay, I'm Danny. I'm tough. I got balls. Whatever. But TZ. Okay, TZ made me laugh really, really hard because he said that his favorite ending was the ending to Pulp Fiction, and he goes, wait, wait, that was the middle. That was the middle. That was the middle. Yeah. Memento. That was good. The first, like, five minutes are so cool. Casino, the very first scene. Oh, my God. The guy dies. That's hot. Whatever. Opening scene to Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, and Gandalf's falling down the thing, and he's stabbing that flaming guy in the stomach with his sword. What? Anybody? It's his staff, actually. His staff? Oh, yeah, his staff. That's right. I might want to cut you a little. Oh, brutal. Gandalf is cute. And harsh. Oh, and also, P1 Cat had posted a thread called Help Save Boobs. And what you can do is go donate because she's doing the three-day walk for breast cancer. I did. It's pretty awesome. I donated. My name's on there. I made it for a payday and then I'll give people some money. And anything else hot on the site, Danny? Anything major? Mikey's out of surgery. That is true. Yes, he was in the hospital extra day just for observation. But as of yesterday, he is at home.
Being taken care of by the family, so he's okay. Awesome. Yay. That's good to know. Yes, it is good to know. So, you know, we're going to do a little something this week. Danny started a thread. Oh, yes. Talk about it. Because he likes to talk crap for no reason. This just came out of the blue. And Danny on the site flat out challenged me yet to another round of P1 trivia. So. Hey! Here we go! And here we go. Today we are playing P1 Trivia. How many points are we playing to you, Sneezeboy? I will ask each of you five questions. Okay, that works. And the one who has the most points wins. In the event of a tie, we have a tiebreaker. Oh, F. Lightning round! Oh, my gosh. No. So, anyways, Danny's been talking all this crap. I haven't said a word. You never do. It's always him. Danny's won two times before, but I've actually won money over my knowledge of the Mikey show with Danny, so that's really all that matters to me. For reals. You're way better anyways than we all know. Danny thought that every year of the 28-hour show, they raised money for charity. Wrong. They only started that last year.
They didn't do that the one before this last one? Nope. They have never done that. And they even talked about that. They were like, oh, this time we're going to do it. Yeah, Danny was so sure I was wrong. He bet me $20. And so I said, I am right. Go ahead. Check your facts. He emailed Eddie. And what do you know? I was right. And I won money. Oh, my God. Did you spend it on nothings? I spent it on laser tag, actually. Oh, really? Yes. Yes. It was an hour-long laser tag mission. It was pretty brutal. Worth it. I was so sweaty when I got out of there. I got to do that with you guys. That sounds fun. I got to do that. What, lizard pack? Yeah. I've never done it before. We're going to do it pretty soon. It's going to be the shizzle. So, Spaceboy's going to be the one asking us questions. And does anybody have a coin? Coin, coin. Anyone have a coin? I have an iPhone you can flip. I'm serious. I got a coin. Yeah, she has a coin. So, oh, right here. All right. Oh, oh. Okay. The coin just disappeared. We're screwed. Peaches has one, though. Stalling, stalling, stalling. Okay. Danny, you call it. Danny, heads or tails? Danny, heads or tails? I can't see if there's not much light. Heads. Danny, would you like to receive or kick off? Okay, I'll go first. Okay. Quimby, your first question.
What medication is Mikey allergic to? Oh! Oh, by the way, can we steal? No, you may not. Dang it. Mikey's allergic to penicillin. Oh, okay. That is not right. Darn. I'm crying. What is he allergic to? That ends in insulin, right? Uh, no. What is it? It's morphine, right? Possible. Is that right? Yeah. Okay, we have Bobby here to verify. That is correct, sir. Thank you. We would have been hanging in the balance. Uh-oh. Flawed question, anyways. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Okay, maybe Danny will get this one wrong and you'll be back to where you started. Sure. All right, Danny. Look how pissy is she won't even look. I don't really even give a shit. What is Ashley's boyfriend Mark's real first name? Sean. That is correct. Easy. Really? Yeah, it is. Yeah, I knew that. All right. Your second question, Quimby? She won't look at you, dude. That's okay. Give her a hard one just to piss her off. Who on the show made and lost a bet, which the consequence was to run around the Clear Channel building naked? Oh! Can I answer that if she gets it? I know it. Skye. Ashley. Ashley. Remember, she didn't streak.
I'm so sad. Look at her. All of her crap talking. All of her crap talking. Danny, I did not talk any crap. You're the only one who's been talking crap. You called me out. Can we rewind this podcast like two minutes? I'm the only one who ever won money off of a game. Yes. Yeah. But it doesn't matter. Thank you. Thank you. Levels. Levels. Yeah. I don't need any kudos for this. Team victory. I've won money. Danny wins nothing. Team victory. I really don't give a crap. Danny's the one who's been talking his crap and wants to look like the genius P1, even though Mikey talks about him every day. You call in like five times a week. You call in every day. Okay, moving on. Let's go. Let's go. Danny? All right. Danny. Yes? Mikey's father told him he could no longer be in his life when Mikey was drinking. Yeah. When Mikey left his father's house, Where did he go and what did he buy? Went and bought a bottle of alcohol from liquor store? Liquor store. What? I don't even know the type of alcohol he bought. That's the correct answer. I think it's Rick. Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware I was committing against peaches. BFFs over here who talk about the Mikey Show every day, share audio with each other. I think someone's bitter, which means we know more. I don't think green looks good on her, dude.
Sorry, I'm sorry I don't have all these audio interweb crap lines. Do I have all this audio? Look at yourself. I'm not even pissed. Yeah, right. That's why you won't look at us. Focus. I'm trying not to hit you with my damn fan. Yeah, fan damn. Focus. All right, Quimby. Ready? Yeah. Fail. Okay. Who won the two chefs cooking session competition last May? Who came in first? Who came in second? Last May? We were both there. No! You mean at the 28-hour show? May, you retard. No, you said last May, so I thought you meant last year. Three months ago. Last May. Two chefs came and they did a little competition. Yeah. Who won? Who came in first and who came in second on the show? Mikey came in first. Eddie came in second. It was the other way around. It was the other way around, yeah. Hey, Danny, will you stop laughing in the microphone? I'm going deaf.
We should have saved this competition until last because now she's going to be out. I'm sorry, dude. This is so funny. I don't care, Danny. If you want to be like Mr. I know all the trivia, kiss my ass. Well, here. I won $20 off of you because you're an idiot. And you're looking like a retard in front of all the P1s. That's okay because Nerd already did that for us. Danny, you ass flicking it. All right, Danny. Stop the show, why don't you? This doesn't affect my life. All right, Danny. Wait for the flash. Red eye. No, wait for it again. Still doing red eye. triple flash, and then that's the real answer. There we go. I don't care. That's the thing. I don't care. Can I take Quimby's place? Danny, if you want to be Mr. Popular, fine. You're the genius. I will slaughter him. These are two Hall of Fame inductee P1s. Both of them should know the majority of these questions. Okay, okay, okay. Danny, Danny. Well, then who came in first and who came in second? All right, all right. Eddie came in first and Mikey came in second.
Whatever. She was close. This one's a little bit tough for Danny, okay? This one's Danny's tough one. Oh, wow. An actual tough one for Danny? Name seven character voices that Mikey has done over the years. Okay. Oh, that's so easy. I can name like 20. I know. Danny gets all the easy questions. Okay, you go first, and then Peaches will name 20. Go ahead. If it's so easy, then I'm going to purposely lose on this one and give it over to Quimby, where she can do it. Oh, you know what? That is crap. Don't you even. What do you say, Quimmy? Do you want to answer it? Oh, yeah. That's totally the easiest crap ever. Voices, right? Yes. You ready? Dr. Wayne, Barbara, Carrie Underwood, Beto, Catherine Hepburn. That's five. Come on, girl. O.J. Simpson. Six. And Skye. Okay. All right. Do you want to go for 20, Peaches? That's 13 more. Go for it. Okay. Tyrone, Yin. Eunice Simpson. That's a new one. Eunice! Or however that goes. He does... Oh, he already said Sky. He does B-Rob. He does Ashley. He does Zeth. He did Bobby Kernels. He did... How many am I up to? I stopped counting. That's 14. That's a lot. You got six more. I got six more? Yep. He does Sean. Does he do Sean? No. Oh, you said moderate OJ already.
Dr. Phil. I think Jaws. Jaws. Oh, Neil Diamond. Good. Michael Jackson. 17. Two more. Oh, my God. Is there even two? Oh, wait, no. Three more. I have two right here that you haven't named yet. Are they, like, obvious ones? No. No? I'm scared. The guy from Jaws. I'll accept that. Oh, and he does Hannibal Lecter, too. Yes, he does. One more. Oh my god. I'm like freaking out. You can do it. Oh, I know two. I know two more. Two more that I haven't done yet? Let her finish. I'm trying to think. Now I'm like all on the spot and I'm like freaking out. He does a Mexican guy really good. Well, that's because he is Mexican. There's two Shauna. Yes. And not to forget the woods imbalance. So do I get that point since Danny gave it over to you? No, we're not stealing, remember? No, you didn't want him to do that. You wanted him to actually answer it. So he answered it, so he gets the point. Did anyone say Buffalo Bill? What? Oh, I forgot about that. Hannibal Lecter, Buffalo Bill. Yeah. Okay. Sweet. So who got the point on that one? No one, because I gave it up. Oh, did you give it up? Yeah, he did. Oh, okay. I gave it up. So I guess it's my turn here.
Okay, what big event did Ashley attend this week at her... Yeah, okay. Oh, let's give it a wedding. Sorry. I will strike that one. Her brother's wedding? Yes. What event did Ashley go to that involved her brother in a wedding? Whose brother's wedding did Ashley attend? Yes. Okay, another Ashley question. What 1990s movie does Ashley say is her favorite? Dumb and Dumber. Good. Whoops. Ah, yeah. I know, you were used to playing that. We're landing on the moon! All right, Danny. Yeah. Where is Sean on vacation this week? Sean? Sean. Oh, um, um, um, um, um, Lake Tahoe. With his, with his, uh, 7-Eleven dude. Yes. That is a night. Oh, man. Okay. That's so fun. Uh, Quimby. Yes, sir. What is the only type of salad lettuce that is acceptable to Sky? None of it. No, there's definitely a type. Iceberg.
I didn't even know that one. That's crazy. Oh, my God. Quimby's coming back. All right. Danny, last question. Yeah. What does Skye call her Eccentric Neighbors? And which movie does the reference come from? Oh, do I have to answer them both? Two-part question. Clopex? I don't know what movie it comes from. it's the burbs it's the burbs oh my god okay so if Quimby can come back it will be a tie that's it that was the last question that was? yeah oh nevermind Danny wins by one point in that case unfortunately Danny wins and that was with giving up a point too I think right? Danny wins P1 trivia yay whatever just saying yay congratulations here here great whatever I still won $20 off Danny because he thought he knew everything. And he still looked like a fool from every P1. No, I don't. What was the final score? I don't really care, Danny. Final score was Danny 3, Quimby 2. Very close. Darn. She's so emo right now. Just like Rita. Boys Club. Yeah. Good for you, Danny. You're a special person and nobody cares. Sucka.
You're the bitches like you are the reasons everybody's going to leave the site anyway. Isn't that the PM you got? Yes, that I'm so ugly. And then she went and cut herself right after that. Yes, and made myself vomit because that makes you prettier. I was ready to slash that bitch's toe. Okay, sorry. Oh, my God. So anyway, so next up, gang. Okay, yes. Danny wants to be the Mikey show. So what we're going to do. What? Oh, here it is. Here we go. Here we go. Just because she freaking lost, she's going to be all bitter now. I'm not even better. Really? You just want to be Mikey Show Jr. So we're going to play the movie game like they do in the Mikey Show. Yay! Oh. Oh, okay. And welcome to the movie. Movie game! Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of the Movie Game on the P1 Podcast. Another? We've never... Yes, and your host today is P1 Spaceboy. Alright, I'm back. Oh! The man! So the way the game works here, ladies and gentlemen, is that Spaceboy will read off a random word and we'll start with Peaches. Oh! She must say a name of the...
Of a movie. Okay. With the word he gives us. Then we'll go to Bobby, then me, then Danny. I'm nervous. If you can't think of a name, you are out. Within five seconds. Five seconds. Until we have one. The wiener. We have a wiener. And that person, hey, you get a ham to the head. So Jay is not here. He already got his ham to the head. So somebody will get a ham to the head today. Since this might go pretty quick, so we might want to do it a couple times. Let's do it two times. All right. So wait, let me write it down. So it's going to go me. Peaches, Bubba, Quimby, and Danny! Danny! Okay. Okay, now to clarify, I could give you a word, I could give you a theme, I could give you an actor. Do word and actor. Do words. Words. Words, themes. Yeah, words. I don't know about actors, dude. Yeah. It's up to you, but. Words are good, yeah. Well, this is how we're going to do it. Well, yeah, you're the director. I wasn't asking you. This is how it's going to go. All right. All right, Dimitri, let's do this. What is our first? All right, Daniel, let's start with you, and we'll go around. Oh, I'm sorry. Welcome to P1 Podcast. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. July 13th, then. Okay, and go around this way? Yeah, I got this. All right.
Weisenheimer. All right, Peachy. Yes. Movies with a color in the title. The Color Purple. Green Mile. The Red Violin. Red Dawn. Clockwork Orange. Red October. The Man with the Red Shoe. Purple Rain. Varsity Blues. The Big Green. The Green Mile. Oh, no. We already said that. I already said that one. I would have been lost, too. Thank you. Tia Quibi is out. Are we doing Once Around or Everyone Gets Two Lives? No, it's Once Around. Once Around. Yeah, Once Around. All right. Okay. It starts with Danny. Danny. Movie sequels. Back to the Future 2. Godfather 2. Terminator 2. The Lost World. Men in Black 2. Bob is out. Just name a movie, bro, and it's got a sequel. How about Godfather 3? How about The Karate Kid 2? Oh, I guess it's a sequel, kind of, yeah. I just started looking down your hallway. Yeah. Secret of the Oods. Yes! Secret of the Oods. Ninja. Ninja. Any of the Harry Potter movies. Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. Go. That's right. All right, it's not down to Danny. Yeah. Here it is. Rob Schneider movies. Hot Chick. Deuce Bigelow.
Do Spillow 2. Oh, Big Daddy. Adam Sandler movies now, apparently. Crap. Girls Club! Girls Club! You lost. You suck. Mammogram. Mammogram. Smash your boob. Your balls just fell out. So we're going to do another one. Oh, we're going again? Yes, ham to the head for Peaches. Congratulations. It was a glorious ham. Yes, ham to the head. Honey glaze all down. And a one and a two and a ham. Yes, we got to get a picture of this. Document, document, document. Yes, Empire Strikes Back. I agree with Dark Helmet. We live stream the P1 podcast through stickcam.com. The link is available to you through p1site.com. Tell your friends and family. Tell your friends and families that we do this sometimes. Okay, we're going to start again. Shall we go in the same order? Does that work with everybody? That's cool.
All right. Here we go. I love the music. Movies with the as the first word of the title. Oh, F. The Godfather. The Green Mile. The Animal. Oh, there you go. I'm an idiot now all of them are almost any hormone yeah Led Zeppelin's back to the future Wizard of Oz that bad news bears I just watch me today All right. Red is our next one. Peaches starts. All right. Jim Carrey movies. Ace Ventura. Ace Ventura 2. Number 13. Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That's wrong. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. There you go. Walk on the Moon. Yeah. Man on the Moon. Man on the Moon. Oh, okay. Dude, Dumb and Dumber. Like, what? I want to squeeze him. Liar Liar. Liar Liarsman. The Truman Show. The Truman Show.
Bruce Almighty. The cable guy. The mask. I can't believe nobody said that. Oh, my gosh. That movie's awesome. Oh, my God. That movie's creepy as all hell. It is Tia Peach. All right, you're next. So who's out now? Bobby's out? The boys are out. The boys are out. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Who's starting? We'll make our own show. It's girl versus girl. She's starting. We got some girl on girl action now. Let's go. All right. Yay. Yes. I'm dying for this. Yeah. Karna busts out his camera. Okay. Just hold it down halfway. What is it? Let's go. I'm ready. Let's go. Movies featuring superheroes. Superman. The Incredible Hulk. Iron Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man 2. What? Superman. You just said that. Batman's coming out next week. You could have just said Superman 1, Superman 2, Superman 3. That game will get you. I know it. It'll freeze up your brain. Holy crap. I want to play again. I want to rip up the Mikey show. Okay, sorry, Mr. Popularity. Sorry. Congratulations, Peaches. You're the woman. I know, dude. Girl power. It's my peak Power Rangers shirt. It's giving me powers today. It will give you powers. Pterodactyl. Wow, that was super fun. Pterodactyl? Talk about another movie that starts with the Power Rangers. The movie.
I never saw that. That color purple. You didn't see that in the theater? What? You mean you guys didn't go wait in line for five minutes for that one? I think I was like ten and my parents were taking me to that. Their suits were all metallic. Wow. Ah, well. Since we played a Mikey Show game, how about we dive into happenings on the Mikey Show over three days. Hey! Oh, I didn't really get to listen to a lot of it at all. I know a hot topic that was this week was talking about family and mouth kisses, whether you kiss your family on the mouth. Yeah. I think on accident sometimes we kiss on the mouth in my family, but otherwise we're a keys. We're keys cheekers. What? We're keys chickers. We're cheek kissers. Such a clown. We kiss on cheeks and give lots of hugs. I couldn't believe it blew up, and then I felt all gross because I was like, dude, I kissed my mom and dad, but not my brother. My brother, that'd be weird. Dude, that one guy kissed his twin sister or sister? Yeah, see, that's weird. That's weird. Yeah, his twin sister. It's a Jolie family. Yeah, no kidding. No, that's Tom. That's Tom. That's Tom. But you know what? If you grow up...
in your family like that and that's normal, then who cares? So people are calling like, yeah, we do it. What's the problem? I grew up in a family where it's like, no. Freaking Quentin tried to make out with me like the first time on 4th of July because she had a little bit to drink. I'm a kissy person. What are you, drunk? Oh my god, I love you. Get your ass over here. She wanted to kiss me a lot. Oh, it was on. Well, you know, I love my friends. And now I'm going to be at your wedding. We have to practice your kiss. Church tongue, not quarto tongue, okay? And your fiance has to fix it out again. Don't worry, we'll practice. Yes. Yes, and I'll show you how to do it, because I'm sure you're a virgin, right? Oh, 100%. You like that, don't you? And then, hi. Hello. I remember a topic from the Mikey Show. They were talking about... Weird names that celebrities name their children. Yeah, that was a hot one, too. And then the thought occurred to me that my mother said to the family, there are some weird ass names going on over there. Yeah, dude. That's right. My mother's name is Benny Lou. Like as in... Like Benny and the Jets. And her middle name is Lou. L-U. Lou.
People will see my mother's name on mailers and stuff like that and think she's Asian. Or a guy. Or a dude. We constantly get stuff for Mr. Benny Lou Evans. No way. But not only that, her sister, my three aunts, we have Ruthann. That's how we say it. Ruthann. That's his whole name. That's Carnette's sister's mother-in-law's name. Yeah. And then we also got Joe Edith. What is she from 1942? They're from Odessa, Texas, in the middle of nowhere. Is she a flapper? And then my youngest aunt, her name is Dolly. Hey, Dolly, you want to go down to the, what do they call those movies? You want to go to the Nickelodeon? Let's all gather around the Nickelodeon. Yes. Let's gather around the telly. That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, I got Aunt Dolly, which is funny. It's the bee's knees. Oh, hey! Ah, yes, yes, yes. She has. She has. Just fabulous. Banks closed, Mac. Yes, but it's very weird. What? Me and my brother. I'm sorry. For a whole, like, six-month period, me and a buddy of mine tried to bring back 20s slang.
You're swell. No way. It kind of got out there a little bit, but that was about it. What a job. Yeah. There's sites you can go to that just have like 20 slang terms. Cats meow. Yeah. It's great. I like that. I'm going to bring back bees knees. Yeah, bees knees. Last night I was like speakeasy. That's what I was trying to say. Speakeasy. What is the movie term? Like a picture? A talkie? A talkie! There you go. Turn the picture box off and make sure the talkies aren't too loud. Ninja Hill, vaudeville is dead. TV's a box of air right there. I will be in the sitting room watching my talkie. I love it. Mother! Mother! Where are you, mother? You know what's funny, though, is that when you think about, like, the 20s, they were more crazy. than our generation oh for sure for sure because it was like and you look at these old ladies now that you know were just like crazy in their prime no I watched they were doing coke yeah and like
Prohibition. Lesbian stuff. Flappers and prostitutes. Prostitutes. One of the best right here. Then the stocks dropped. Yeah, the depression hit. It even hit the prostitutes. I got another topic we can talk about. I'm sure this will make somebody in the chat room very happy. This is just for you, big guy. There's going to be an arm wrestling tournament July 19th. And our very own P1 Arm Wrestler is going to go over the top and rule and pwn everybody. That's right. And we got, who's the guy that's going to be announcing? The guy who drank the motor oil and over the top? What the heck is his name? Somebody tell me. Now. Now. Danny's Googling. Fred. Quickly, quickly. His name is John Grizzly. And yeah, July 19th, SoCal Arm Wrestling Tournaments. I believe that's up in... Oh, sad. What's up? What's up? What's up? What up? I live there. Oh, sad. And I promise it will not be like the movie The Fly where the arm wrestling tournament goes horribly, horribly wrong as Steve Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. My bad. Breaks the hand of his opponent as he gets super fly straight. What?
Yeah, I was watching The Fly the other night. I can't watch that. That movie freaks me the F out. When he starts growing all that hair. Yeah, and then he goes into the machine as the fly, and then he comes out as an even worse, oozier fly. Yes. But make sure you make it on down. We have a link to the Mikey Show, to the event, to the whatever. No, we have a link to the event on the main site. On the intercon. Sure. On the interweb. On the interweb. And it takes you to Harold's. Apparently, dude, there's a... arm wrestling board like forum like ours but like a gnarly one in North America and that's where he like posts all his stuff so it's all there sweet this guy's got really far strong forearms it's not because they're arm wrestling that was hilarious he could be the guy arm wrestles for a living probably because of the arm wrestles so Danny why don't you compete then Anybody? Danny's got a really strong forearm. The girls need some better jokes, guys. Because he doesn't think about porn, ever. Let's think about orange juice. Orange juice? Okay. Talk about my lame-ass jokes. Orange juice, no. It's so freaking funny, faggot. I knew that was coming out. Oh, yes. Hello, hello, Danny. I love Danny.
Oh, what? Bobby's not good enough for you? No, Bobby's awesome. He just dissed you, Bobby, like right in front of you. That's cool, man. It's cool, baby. It's cool, baby. It's all good. That's cool, baby. Rocking and rolling and whatnot. You know how it is. Rocking and rolling and whatnot. What is that from? That's from Grease. Grease. Hi. Get with the times there, big guy. I won't fast forward through that. You better hang on. I just watched that for the first time the other day. Wow. It's surprisingly good. Congratulations. No, it's pretty bad. Thank you. Thank you. But it was like, you know, for what it was, it is what it is. Yeah. It's like, it's good, but like, you're just like, oh my God. John Travolta, like, what are you doing, man? It's like, but then you see like Pulp Fiction. Face off again, you know? Face off. I will take his face. Dude, that movie's bomb. Yeah, it is. So, Danny, any topics on the Mikey show last week that jumped into your face? You want to talk about that girl blogging about her date? Oh, yeah, dude. Aw, that poor girl. That guy's a poor girl. What? See, I didn't know how I felt about that. Explain it. Okay, a girl called in and said that she went on a, no, a guy called, a guy. Guy wrote in. You drunk? Yeah.
Probably. I don't know. What's in that rock star? Yeah. Vodka. Not sugar. Delicious. So anyways, some guy emails Mikey and says that he went on a blind date with this chick and that after the date, she blogged about it. And his name wasn't mentioned or anything. She just blogged about the date. And he says you won't see her anymore because she blogged about their date on MySpace. Good things are bad things. Just fine things. Just fine things. Just normal. See, I was thinking about it. I was like, you know what? I don't know why he got so butthurt if it was just like that. But if she was talking about, oh, my God, and he farted at the table or something, that's a little much. I think that's messed up. If he did, then it's his fault anyways. What's he doing farting at the table? I thought, I started more with, and you want to know what, though? You got to understand that if this girl is that type of girl, I mean, everybody blogs everything on MySpace. You don't want a chick that's going to be spreading all your stuff online, though. But she never said his name or anything personal about him. She just talked about a date. But here's the thing. It's her right as an American. If she's blogging that first date, do you realize that every time they have, like, dude, I had a friend that had a girl like this, and she never said his name.
But she would just badmouth them the entire time. Every single time that they had a fight, when they broke up. And after a while, I was like, come on, just let it to yourself. But you never know. But wouldn't she be a smart person and be like, if he really liked her, you know what I mean? I think he would overlook that. It just seems like an out for him to say, no, I don't like her. There's plenty of first dates. There's girls that don't blog. Yeah, exactly. That's the point. There's girls that don't blog. But if he really liked her, I think he'd just look past and be like, who cares? But she probably didn't wow him that much. And she blogged. Demetri, get out of here. She might be the type, though, that if she does blog about every little thing, that's messed up. But if she's just talking about her first date, yeah, first date's like a big deal. Maybe she just wanted to talk about it. But if she talks about every little thing, then yeah, that's messed up. It's her right as an American, though. It's publicizing private life. I think as a deal breaker, though, that's a little much as a deal breaker. I think he was just looking for an out, like you said. But again, first date. There's girls that don't blog. That's it. Well, then, yeah, date a chick who doesn't blog, then. Hear, hear. And if you don't like a man who doesn't have gold, then dump him tomorrow. Good thing Carnot has gold, or else I wouldn't. Oh, you want to know another Great Mikey Show topic? Oh!
Zeth lost his license. What? Yes, and apparently the show made guesses as to when Zeth would be pulled over and incarcerated. He lost his license in April and owes $1,100? Oh, that's a lot. For what? In fees. That's like a year's pay. Yeah, exactly. And one of them is actually Marietta. So you'd have to drive up to Marietta, pay it, and then come back down. How's he going to drive up to Marietta? That's like a catch-22. He can't do anything. That's like $1,100 in gas, like right there. Dude, his car has that overheating issue. It can't even make it up to North County. He can't win. Maybe it's karma for being mean to Quimby and not writing her back on me. So mean. I thought we were buddies. In all seriousness, though, that sucks. What? No, what happened to him? How did he lose his license? Well, he has had a bunch of registration. He hasn't registered his car. I haven't registered my car. No way. Really? He got pulled over a bunch of times. I used to get pulled over all the time. What is that, like an intern thing? No, I just used to speed. That's all. I had a red car. You used to speed? Yeah, I don't really anymore. Do you think he tried to cry to get out of the ticket? I have seven points on my record. Seven points? Yeah.
What is it? You have to go into court after four and you have to explain why you should still have a license. Because I'm on the Mikey show. I've been to class for it four times. Really? So I got those taken off and I'm finally back down to the point where I haven't been pulled over in so long that my insurance is now kind of manageable. Starting to come down? Yeah, totally. That's hilarious. I believe that Seth will finally get pulled over for all this and probably get the big smackdown. Big old crowbar motel. I'm going for Labor Day weekend. Lots and lots of cops out. Yeah. So I figure. Some other people had a few guesses. Wow, Danny's a stalker and wrote all these down. We got Mikey says September 7th. Sky said August 4th. Eddie said August 5th. Does anybody out there care about the dates that they got? But it's interesting as that Sean went to, he said November, and it looks like Space Boy is saying September 1st. Yeah. You just picked that date out of your ass? I called in because they were asking for people to play along. Oh, really? I hear you. I was supposed to catch up on the audio, but Danny couldn't do it. Someone didn't post it. He's house-sitting, so he's got stuff going on. Oh, hey, Space Boy.
I think you're getting yelled at over here. Yeah, I just think that somebody's free time is being, you know, criticized. Like, you know, you're not spending enough free time doing things for them. Talking about how you're done with work at 9.45, but then you can't get the daily hours. Ouch. Ouch. I retract my statement. Ouch. I retract my statement. Spaceboy, you want to get on that? Daddy's so busy throughout the day at work and all. Spaceboy, you want to get on that? But it was a short week of the Mikey show. Monday through Wednesday. It was weird. It was weird. That's why I thought Wednesday was Friday, because they were playing Battle of the Sexes and stuff, and it messed with my mind. Who won Battle of the Sexes last week? I don't know. I think the guys did. Who do you think? The guys, really? Yeah. Well. The girls were doing good, but then the guys came back. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it, you guys. Oh, no. All due respect. I mean, it's just a legitimate thought that I have.
I'm over the battle of the sexes. Really? I'm officially over it. Well, I'd be over it, too, if my team was losing. Yeah. Five to, like, 19 or something. Yeah, it's kind of harsh. So it's like, okay, the guys win every week. Is it sad that I know more of the questions for the girls? Like, I would love to do a battle of the sexes with Quimmy. Quimmy and Peaches versus Danny and some JJ. I would love that. But I'm one of those girls. Like, I pay attention to a lot of, like. boy things, you know? Well, hell, my fiancé is P1 Cornut. I thought it was Cornut. What are you even talking about? Oh, my God, you guys, he looks so hot today. Like, literally, like, trippy. Yeah, he's sweaty, yeah. He's very, very hot. We'll be honest, it's quite hot in here. I said heart, not hot. Yeah, he's dabbing himself. Aw, you poor little man. Aw. You poor little sweaty man. Aw, look at you. So hot over there. Yeah, dude, I knew. And my dad's a mechanic, so pretty much any car question. Like, I knew how to measure torque. Oh, that's why it's car nut, huh? I knew... What? Nothing. Okay. That was brutal, son. Wow, Daddy, you have hurt me with your words. Now get in my oven. I am your BFF!
Hey, Danny, did anybody get any secret audio they want to play this week that they were interested in? Dude, that message. We did this last week. I figure, hey, you got it. Play it if you want. Did I give you anything? I have stuff. Oh, you do? I didn't leave you any messages. I'm good. I don't know what they are. I did sing a song to Danny on his iPhone on accident. Because I forgot golden showers. Golden showers. Daddy loves his golden showers. I do the drive-by golden showers. In his mouth, on his head. Whoa, dude. Well, I do do Kegels. I could piss on you from five yards away. My down there muscles are really strong. Yes, my TG is strong. I will be pulling that clip. That actually like, goes together, okay. Karna, you're lucky man. Okay, here's the first one I have. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone. I am done with my phone. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That was in response to the song that Danny left me on my voicemail. He did start singing, pick up the phone. So I had to call back and get him back, you know? Continue the song. Sure, I did not. You started the song, Danny. No evidence. I know, that's the worst part. I heard it. It's happened, I swear. That was from my work parking lot, by the way. I have one more. Oh. Oh. Is this going to be our new song? Hello, Danny. Hello, Danny. Hello, hello, hello. Where are you? I think there's another one, right? That's the one I have. Really? Yeah, well, I did sing Danny another song in an apology because we got into it in the podcast thread. Sanjaya left me a... I did send you that. There is another one. I see it. I see it. Aw. Yes, you guys get to hear my musical talents and how talented I am. I made this podcast with my two hands. It was my idea. Even the P1 site, my idea. From the ground up.
Yes, I showed Danny about the interweb and said, here, this is how you use it. Buffer this S, Danny. Get on it. And while he's loading the audio, for the people who are listening live, the wireless went down here, so we can't live stream anymore. What? What was the point of saying that? It doesn't even matter now. I guess this would be the part where everybody falls asleep. Exactly. Terrible. Technology's weird. Okay, Quimby, here's your last one. Hello, Danny. This is for me. Hi. You got my message back. And I'm sorry. That's cricket, by the way. Cutting in here. A little baby of sorts. And I figured the best way to express my apologies to you would be through songs, actually. And the song goes a little something like this. Oh, my God. And one, and a two, and a six, and I am not mad at you. You are the BFF.
I am not mad at you because you are BFF. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. BFF forever and ever. We are BFF. Have a good night. You're crazy. Ham. Ham. Yes. Oh, man. And I cannot wait to post a picture of my brother with ham. She posed for it. She gets it. She's good. Man, yes, I forgot when I called Danny initially with that I'm sorry or BFF song. He calls me back. He goes, you know what you did, right? And I said, yes, I sing you a song. And I apologize because I love you. And he said, no, no, no, no, no. You just now provided me with more audio of you singing. So congratulations. And to have you. Guys, this was a great, what is this? Whoa. Jaya is the strictest person I know.
Sorry, that was what Sanjay left me on my voicemail. He's such a strange boy. He's all, good morning, Sanjay. Somebody needs to get some audio of Danny leaving a heated message. Or maybe even Spaceboy telling off a telemarketer. No, no. Oh, you guys have to see that. I don't know what you're talking about. You guys have to see that. Yes, you have to see it with your eyes. Oh, no, like hear it. Whatever, dude. Were you here when he did it? Look at the time. We're out of time this week. He goes ape crap on those people. We're out of time here? No, we're not. I think we are. We're having so much fun this week, too. He yells at them and tells them to F off. To F their mothers like a girl on 40-year-old virgin. He cheers for himself. You are the best face boy. I want you to come to my house and tell off Delamar. Why are you calling me right now? Don't you know I'm busy? No. He said, haven't I told you before you're not to call this number? Yeah. Excuse me? It's the same dude calling him back. Excuse me? That is not how it went. Do not call his phone number again. So stern. I liked it. Sorry, Akmaren.
in india i'm sorry sir i'm so sorry i was just calling about your hp computer dude i think ronnie and i had an encounter at the jack-in-a-box drive-thru where the drive-thru voice was like from india like no serious what yeah like we pulled up to the drive no we pulled up to the drive-thru she's like welcome to jack-in-a-box can i take your order you pull up it's like a white guy But the delay, there was, like, a delay, like, on her voice, and we could, like, barely understand her. And then when we pulled up, like, the girl that we paid sounded nothing like that. So they're outsourcing drive-thrus? Oh, no. Don't even tell me that. Don't even tell me that, dude. No. I know that they, like, have a – I think they have a recording. Whenever you pull up. It's like, hello, would you like to try the ice coffee? And then the real voice comes on. But you guys know what? It sounded like an automated voice, but not. And she said her name was Apple. She's like, hi, this is Apple. It's always like the weirdest American, like, hello, this is Bob.
Yeah, that's what it is, dude. No, it's not. My name is Scott. Yes, they would do that. My name is Rocky. At my job, I had to verify people insurance at Blue Class, Blue Shield, all that fun stuff. Every single time, we either called the Philippines or India. I hate it. You can't understand them. It's because you know dude has like eight syllables in his name. It's like that's why. It's so crazy. It's like the Reno 911 episode I recently saw where they outsourced their 911 to India. No way. That's awesome. They have to call APN to get their 911 calls. 911, I'm here. What is your emergency? No, no, no. Please calm down. Turns out the number they're calling is outsourcing for a bunch of different things. He goes, your computer order is being processed. And they're like, no. We need our 911 calls. I'm bleeding. This show is so good. You're not watching Reno 911. That's pretty funny. It was a really weird experience. No and then. No and then. You know they have a jack-in-the-box in Mission Valley that's completely automated? Yeah, no. You go up to touchscreens. They have one here too. People won't talk to you. Yeah, you walk in and there's just touchscreens and you pop it in.
Her dad went to one and they're like, you gotta use the machines. That's the only way to do it. That's the only way. He walked out. I would too. What? That's crazy. And why? And why? That's awesome. And why? Because if they mess up your order, that's you messing up your order. You made it, you know? I'm the guy that likes custom stuff. I said no onions. On my burgers. I like to make custom burgers. You can customize them. I'm talking about every single thing. You can say no onions. You want red onions. Do you get Philippine onions? He's weird. Give me the cheese and ciabatta without the ciabatta bread, but the white bread. He wants regular bread. It's like, can you do that? The machines won't let you do that. They have someone to talk to. I love the machines. It's kind of like the kiosk little things at Home Depot. If you need help. For me, though, it's like I'm all about automation. F the people, dude. Oh, I hate that self-service checkout. Power from the people. That is the worst. No, you want to know the best tip for the self-service checkout? You go and get a sticker off, like, the cheapest vegetable, right? And you keep it. And then you get the most expensive fruit, and then you plug in the code for the cheap vegetable. They will never know. And you'll get, like, the most exotic, expensive fruit for, like, $0.99 when it should be $4 a pound. Jesus. I love you. What? Right?
That's what it's going to turn into. It's not looking so bad now. Way to stick it to the farmers of America. Way to go, girl. They don't have any trouble or anything. It's not like they just didn't flood themselves. No, they're fine. They gave themselves salmonella. They did it themselves. They pooped on their freaking crops. Karna got these hybrid nectar mango reens things. They were so good, and we paid $0.99 a pound for them. That's genius. And her name is P1Peaches. She'd be reading it to that. P1Peaches at P1Site.com. $0.99 a pound. You were terrible. There are some union workers out there. Yes. Oh, they're just mad they didn't think of it. They record all that, don't they? Here we go. I'm going to protest your house. What? Yeah, if you... Oh, wait, wait. Do you use your, like, Albertsons card? Well, my brother worked at Albertsons for a while, so that was, like, extra. So I got, like, 5% discount. No, I'm saying, like, do you use your card? Do you use, like, a credit card or, like, an Albertsons card? Oh, no. You mean how I pay? Yeah, I use my preferred card, and I use usually a check card. Yeah, so when they, like, go and videotape, and, like, they check that.
They're going to see that hybrid melon peach and they're going to say, wait a minute. Whatever. I haven't got caught yet. Go to jail. When you're on your own, you do crazy things. What are you in for? I stole some fruit. We're going to be stealing some more fruit here. You'll get your teardrop that way. You came to the right place. Whatever, dude. If you get a similar looking fruit, they'll never effing know. What? If you get a peach, but then you do nectarines. Peaches are the same as nectarines. You tell that to the hardworking farmers of America. I will. Yeah, they do. I could go on and on and on forever. Bobby, I want to be on you. I just wanted to say that. You have one fantastic hiney. Yes. That didn't come out right. Your eyes are like sparkling jewels. Let me rephrase this. And if you don't like it, you can just give it right back. I want to be on you. Yes, I want to be on you. Next time, maybe don't wear a bra. All right, well, we got to go, guys. This has been a wicked awesome 10th episode. This was good. Yes, and I promise next time, the Mikey Show will be back. We have a lot more to chit-chat about. Hooray for Comic-Con. And tell everybody. Yeah, we get to hear all about Danny's experience with Space Boy, the famous Harry Potter dude.
Yeah, and look forward to Mikey talking about Danny all the time on my show. Go to victory. I hope you all have a great week, and we will see you in two more weeks. Take care. Bye-bye.