The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 12
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Quimby, Danny, Peaches, Space Boy, and Sanjaya trade stories and arguments about bargain shopping, beach misery, movies, and their recent P1 listener events. Their biggest studio bit is a Dr. Wayne adult-western Mad Lib built from absurd prompts, while Peaches supplies the sharpest opinions by condemning The Mummy and arguing that buying a house together should imply readiness for marriage. The show also revisits standout radio moments: Ayo's fake caller Alex, Ashley's cross-station karaoke after the Bromo trade, Eddie's joke about Kuldeep's name, and T-Rex's disastrous handcuff story. Along the way, they celebrate Veronica Lee's performance in Anything Goes and roast Zeth for his reckless dash across Mira Mesa Boulevard after the Pineapple Express meetup.
What happened, in order
The Big Lots Defense
Space Boy defends Big Lots and its cheap pomegranate Rockstars while Quimby and the others mock the store as a flea market full of off-brand bargains.
Peaches' Beach Burn
Peaches describes a severe, oddly patterned sunburn from a day in the water and jokes that she nearly called Quimby for an emergency urine treatment.
Anything Goes Outdoors
Quimby and Danny praise P1 Veronica Lee's tap dancing in Anything Goes, then admit they got lost en route and Danny did not realize the show was in an outdoor amphitheater.
Dr. Wayne's Adult Western
The group builds and performs a Dr. Wayne Mad Lib in which Tex Oates is shot in his suitcase and defeats Danny the Kid on the wrong side of the massage oil.
Pineapple Express Meetup
Nineteen P1 listeners meet for Pineapple Express, where Zeth sprints across six lanes of Mira Mesa Boulevard with his pants falling down and later becomes the target of the group's jokes.
The Beach Is a Sewer
Quimby argues that the beach is filthy because of diapers, seaweed, gulls, and invasive sand, while Danny insists she must attend the upcoming P1 Beach Day.
Peaches Versus The Mummy
Peaches unleashes an elaborate rant against The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, attacking its acting and effects and urging everyone to see The Dark Knight instead.
House Before Marriage
Peaches argues that a man willing to buy a house with his girlfriend of four or five years should also be willing to marry her, then gets upset when the sleep-deprived panel brushes off her point.
Ayo Becomes Alex
P1 Ayo disguises his voice as a nerdy new listener named Alex, briefly fools the Mikey Show, and wins the panel's admiration for his improvised character work.
The Bromo-Ashley Trade
A forgotten borrowed video game prompts the Mikey Show and Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw to jokingly trade Bromo for Ashley, who runs down the hall and performs tone-deaf karaoke on the rival station.
Cool Deep Revealed
Sean finally reveals that his 7-Eleven friend's name is Kuldeep, leading Eddie to mistake 'Cool Deep' for a rapper name and sending Quimby into loud laughter at work.
T-Rex's Handcuff Disaster
P1 T-Rex tells a painfully rambling story about getting trapped in handcuffs with his wife after sex and attempting a hacksaw rescue while the hosts openly lose patience.
People mentioned
QuimbyDannyPeachesSpace BoySanjayaVeronica LeeZethAyoAlexMikeyAshleyBromoEddieSean
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This is the P1 Podcast for August 13th, 08. CPR. CPR. CPR. Go, Space Boy. Go, Space Boy. Shake your booty. Shake your booty. Show your boobies. Show your boobies. Go, Peaches. Go, Peaches. Shake it. Go, White. Go, Go, Danny. Break it on down. Break it on down. I, I, I love pancakes. Hey-o. Hello, kids. It is the P1 Podcast. Uh-oh. And as we're recording this right now, hear us in chat. Chat. Hey. It's really exciting. Woo-hoo. Epic fail of the day. Episode 11. Here we go. Now, this is episode 12, right? I like to, like to dance. That's right. Here we are.
Oh, here we are. And there you are. Here I am. You're right over there. That's right. Yes. It is me, your friend, Miss Quimby. Whoa. Hi. What happened? That was very abrupt. It should have faded. Well, that's okay. I mean. It doesn't matter. Nobody can hear us anyway. Exactly. And scene. Yes. It's Wednesday night. Yeah. Nobody knows what's going on here. So, hello, hello, hello. It is. We're having a virtual meltdown right here. I'm glad this is happening while we're recording the podcast. So we're back. We are doing this on a Wednesday night, which is highly irregular for us. Do you know why? Well, we did it on Wednesday because I'm moving this weekend, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much. Yay! Yes. I'm moving from the little rice town some of you may know as Manila Mesa, Mira Mesa. I'm moving to the lovely community of Puey, and they have the best Target in the world at that Target, BTW. Let me tell you, Target is my favorite store in the world. Target is the bomb! I know. Boys, how do you think you feel about Target? I'm all about Big Lots, sorry.
Ew. I don't do big lots. It's a flea market. That place is so disgusting no matter where you go. That place is bomb for movies, though. That's the only reason I go anymore. Old ass movies. Whatever, dude. You pay like five bucks for like... You can get your cabin fever. That's where I get my energy drinks. Really? Yeah. Wow. Are they like... They work just as good. Are they called, like, Rick Star instead of Rockstar? No, it's not funny. There are Rockstars there. I bought a case of Rockstars, the 16-ouncers, for $10. Really? What was wrong with them? Nothing. They're pomegranate. Ew, that's why. I love how he gets. Yes, pomegranate is gross. Yeah, whatever. He gets all offended. He's like, don't be effing with my Big Lots. No, because you guys haven't tried, you guys haven't gone to Big Lots and bought yourself an energy drink from there for 60 cents when you can get just as high.
off a 60 cent energy drink instead of paying three dollars for one dude whatever this guy back here drags me into that flea market every once in a while for halloween crap oh i go there for christmas decorations and christmas any holiday you can put decorations up my ass has to go into big lots i give him props for that i'm not because everything's on sale you don't have to pay full price you don't have to god that's right so on the podcast folks there are five folks here And one of them happens to be P1 Sanjaya. Hey. Hi. I feel like I'm flying in from a spaceship or something. Yeah, me too. I feel like I'm on a space tube waiting to go into Uranus. Welcome. And you're welcome. So Sanjaya, I was reading on P1's site today that you're trying to be a mail carrier. Oh, yeah. Actually, it takes a few years, I guess, but I took a test about a year and a half ago, and I passed it. I got like a 78, and they just mailed me some information about, you know, to go online and basically fill out an application, you know, work history and all that stuff. So I don't even know how much longer that's going to be until.
Wow. I hear anything from that. Now, when I think of you being a mail carrier, I think of you carrying around a bunch of boys in their Speedos, all greased up and sliding around. Oh, my gosh. In short shorts. Ew. Ew. So, is it true? Will you be delivering mail in a Speedo? If I can, I will. If not, I'll just buy the shortest shorts I can find. Very nice. Dude, because you know those trucks don't have AC. Yeah. And be careful of those dogs. I don't. You don't want them getting too close to that. Not good. Also on the programming, we have Miss Payone Peaches. Hola, guys. Yahoo. Here we go. Very nice. I have to do my own drops right now. Oh, there we go. Thank you. Hey, hey. There's a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes. FYI. Yes. It's very distracting. B-R-B. B-T-W. So, Peaches, why don't you... Peaches is... a little sunburned oh my god um and in the wrong places too oh no please please tell me what i can do for you is there any way i can help you with me i i on monday morning i was in need of your services what happened were you taking your erzo tricyclin again yes crushing up your pill paste yes i applied the pill paste in the wrong areas
Oh, no, I, I got sunburns. Like I was in and out of the water. So I was applying, but then like the sunscreen would like wash off. And so I got sunscreens, like all like sunscreens by my bikini. I got sunburned. Um, I'm a bikini area. I've gnarly one of my foot. That was actually purple on Monday. The sunburn was like purple. And then I got, no, it was not. It hurt really bad. And it was just laying out on the beach. I was just in the water walking around. I wasn't really laying out. I was, like, mobile, like, doing stuff. So. Creepy. Well, if you need any help with that, you just. I was so ready to call you at, like, 3 in the morning. Like, quit me. I need an emergency. I'll just drive by real quick. You can take care of that. I need you to pee on me. That's, like, all I need you to do. Just real quick. One squirt. This is actually your beach blast from hell. Hello. So. There's a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff going on here. I'm almost afraid to go to Danny. Hi, Danny. What's going on, Danny? Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. How's it going? What the hell happened? I am here now. We had a computer issue. Me and Space Boy had to solve it while you guys were talking about sunburns and peeing and Target. Yeah, we filled that real good. But we're good to go now. All right. So, Danny. Yes, ma'am. What did we do on Saturday night? Why don't you tell everybody? At night or, like, afternoon?
At night. We went to, he won Veronica Lee's. No more Yankee, my winky. No, no. Saturday night. Yeah, Saturday night, me and Danny, if you don't remember Danny, you and I. I have old timers, remember? Old timers. We went and saw Miss P1 Veronica Lee in the production. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Anything go. It's a great little play. It was very, it was funny. So. Quimby reminded me where I had heard it before. Indiana Jones. Yes. Yeah, find it on the internet right now. Temple of Doom. Do you guys remember that? Yes. Yeah. Well, it wasn't this song, and it wasn't an epic failure like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Hey! It was actually a great little play. They had a beautiful, their prop people did a really good job, the costumes. They all look really great. Veronica Lee, if you didn't know, she tap dances, people.
What? Yeah. And she tap dances. She's really pretty, too. Yeah. She looked great up there. I was actually like, oh, look at you. You smell like patchouli oil. You're all grown up. I know. Look at me. I smell like patchouli oil. Danny, what was your overall impression of Anything Goes? I loved it. Like, I honestly haven't seen a play since I was in high school, but pretty cool to watch. I didn't know it was. I'm an idiot. Guys. Well, yeah, we know. It's like on the flyer, it says Amplitheater, and I didn't know we were going to be outside the whole time. Amplitheater. Amplitheater. Amplitheater. Theater. Yes. So I didn't know we were going to be outside the whole time. Like, go to the theater. So I got bit by a couple bugs. You froze your ass off? No, no, no. You just got bit? Yeah. It was out in Kit Carson Park over there by North County Fair. Yeah. And we got lost. Yeah, Danny took us to the Escondido Center for the Arts. Nice. We weren't supposed to be there. Went off of Broadway or something. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But it was a lot of fun. Yeah. I thank you for taking me, Danny. Yeah. You're so hot. You owe me 10 bucks and guests. Shut your face. And now it's on over to the man, the producer of all P1s. His name is P1 Space Boy. Hi.
Give yourself a round of applause. Come on. Give it to yourself. You deserve it. Give it up for Spaceboy. Oh, my God. You're number one. And Spaceboy's a little sleep-deprived today. Yay! It's almost like as if Sean was a little sleep-deprived. Who knows what is going to happen, you guys. I got about 12 hours of sleep in the last three days. Yes. I, too, I think I've gotten about eight or nine hours of sleep. In the last two days. So right there with you. Is that why you won't stop talking about poop? Yeah. Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. I like poop. I love poop. No. That's disgusting. And so that's the five of us. And we got lots, lots and lots to discuss. And this week we're also going to take you back to a bit that we used to do. Peanut Noir. No, it's not that. I wish we were doing that there. Okay, Steve Brule, you crazy, crazy turkey. We are about to do, once again, P1 Podcast, Mad Libs. Yeah. Love it. Love it. And this week, if you didn't already know, we do these Mad Libs as if we were characters from the Mikey show. And so we've done Sky, we've done Ashley, and this week, Audrey.
This week. Oh, yes. The OJ one. That was quite favorite. That went quite smashingly. This week we're doing Dr. Wayne, ladies and gentlemen. Dr. Wayne. Yes. And so what we are doing this week is. I have, down here on the floor where none of you can see, I have bags labeled for the type of words we need. And as you know, when you do a Mad Lib, there are blanks in the story. So you have to fill in with nouns, adverbs, adjectives, and so on. And so this week, the title of our Mad Lib is An Adult Western with Dr. Wayne. Yee-haw! So we begin today's Mad Lib. And let me, hold on just a moment. You guys talk amongst yourselves for just a moment. Got to get the bags out. Oh, oh. She's having problems, guys. Grab a bag. Grab a bag. Everybody grab a bag. It's like Christmas. I got adjective. Cool. That's an easy word. I got type of liquid. You would. I got girls. Sorry, sorry. We just had to take care of that right there. You got girls? You're so lucky. Yep.
Okay, so what we're going to do is we have bags labeled with the type of words we need. What the hell is this? Space boys being tricksy over there. And what we're going to do is we're going to fill in the blanks here. So get ready. No, you shouldn't. You're supposed to randomly grab out of the bag. Anyways, the first word that we need is actually the last name of a person. And this has actually already been determined. The last name we will use is Oates. For Zethian Oats. Zed. What up, Zed? All right, and here we go. Everybody ready? Yes. I need an adverb. That's Danny. I got liquids, dude. Where'd the adverbs go? Oh my gosh, they're still here on the floor. How you doing? I'm an idiot.
And you spilled your rock star, you jackass. No, it is empty. It's Wednesday night. I know. It's empty yet. I feel liquid in here. We'll calm down. We're moving it. It's a sweat. Okay, let's try this all over again because we're retarded. Okay, Danny, we need an adverb. Hey, Danny. Lovingly. All right, and we need an adjective. Adjective, please. Oh, yes. That is peaches. Yes, hello? Swell. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. Swell. All right, we need a first name boy. So I'm going to reach in the bag here. Names of boys. The name I come up with is Danny. Yeah, Danny! Oh, what? No. Sounds hot. Opposite. And we need a name of a girl, Sanjaya. Please pull one out of the bag. Quimby! Ah, sucka. No. Sucka. All right. We need another adjective, please. Oh, yes.
Okay, here we go. Muscular. Ew. Okay, adverb, please, Danny. Powerfully. No. Dude, all this is like going together. Okay. Opposite. I need a noun. Oh, that's me. Yeah, we need lots of them. Japan? Japan. Okay. Where's that from? I have no idea. I need another noun, please. Person, place, or thing, fool. That's a noun. Oh, okay. Duh. So freaking funny. Xbox 360. I love it. Oh, yeah. I feel like I'm in a saloon. I need another noun. Such weird music. Yeah, I'm in a saloon, dude. You are hearing the creative sounds of Roy Acuff, your old-time country singer. Very nice. Saving that on iTunes. And if you're a DSC listener, you get the reference. What's the next one? Suitcase. Suitcase, huh? Another noun, please. It's very busy over here. Busy.
Disposable camera. I love it. Another noun, please. Welcome to the Oregon Trail. That's good. Biker shorts. Biker shorts. I can't wait for this. Okay. I need a number out of the number bag here. Let me just pull it out right here. The number is 69, dude. Wow, man. You had a lot of choices there, Quimby. I need another noun, please. Here we go. Playboy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. I don't like the way this thing is going. I don't either. Okay. Type of liquid. That's Danny. Come on, Danny. Pull out a good one, Danny. Melted butter. That is gross, dude. Nasty. All right. I need an exclamation. Someone just yell one out. Zounds. Okay. Wowie zowie. What?
And space void. Last but not least, we need one more noun. Massage oil. Take Japan out of there. It ain't going to work. All right. Well, here's our Mad Lib. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our version of Dr. Wayne. You're so cute. Hey, everyone. It's Dr. Wayne here. I just want to read you this in adult Western Mad Lib. Tex Oaks, the marshal of Dog City, rode into the town. He sat lovingly in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his swell enemy, Danny, the kid, was in town. The kid was in love with Tex's horse, Quimby. Suddenly, the kid came out of the...
muscular nugget saloon. Draw Tex, he yelled powerfully. Tex reached for his Japan. But before he could get it out of his Xbox 360, the kid fired twice, hitting Tex in his suitcase. As Tex fell, he pulled his own biker shorts and shot the kid. 69 times in Playboy. The kid dropped in a pool, melted butter. Zounds. Tech said, I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of the massage oil. Yes! That was awesome. Oh, yes. I love this movie. The wrong side of the massage oil is a drop. Yes, hitting text in the suitcase and the disposable camera. Very nice. My favorite was he pulled it out of his Xbox 360. Yes, he did. That was very nice. Thank you all so much. This Mad Lib. I think we'll have our official cameraman take a picture of it and post it on the site later. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Wow. You know, I think this leads me to want to talk about one of my most favorite.
favorite things your baby in the world it's a little thing and it's known as p1 site.com it's called buffering and that's for real love it oh yeah oh yeah dude yeah yeah dude we got lots to talk about on P1Site.com. As a matter of fact, I right now am going to quit P1Site.com for 10 whole minutes. I quit. I'm leaving forever and ever. For 10 minutes. I'm only going to quit when I'm on my period. Oh my God. There's a few people who might.
Want to quit the site? Best 10 minutes ever. I love P1 Roach. You're just about as great as P1 Medic Roach. Ah, P1Site.com. P1Site.com. P1Site.com. So, we've had a lot of events recent and coming up pretty soon. I keep touching my microphone stand. Anyways. So, let's see. Where to begin? Last Friday, we did something really fun. We all gathered together at the Mira Mesa Metroplex Theater and watched Pineapple Express. Yes. Pineapple Express, I'm going to say it right now, was probably one of the funnier movies that I have seen this summer. Oh, yeah. It was good. I don't think there was a scene in that movie where there wasn't weed.
present yeah yeah it was kind of like while they were acting or like in the actual physical film in the film okay yeah I'm sure they were blazed the whole time too while they were filming it who knows but um it was a really good movie starring Seth Rogen James Franco uh Rosie Perez is that her name that little uh Puerto Rican yeah yeah yeah She was in it. Little known fact about Pineapple Express that Seth Rogen and his friend wrote that screenplay when they were 15 years old. No way. Yeah. Really? Yeah. How crazy is that? So if you kind of noticed, it was a little maybe juvenile in the humor. You got to kind of think that a couple of 15 year olds wrote that together. And so Judd Apto picked it up and they made the movie. It was a bunch of people who came to the theater. There was the space boy and the space wife. Oh, my God. I love them. P.U. and Carnot, Peaches, Danny, P.U. and Jason D16, Cool Fox, Ghost Rider came out. Ghost Rider came out of hiding. Yes. Finally, from his 12-hour-a-day job. Very nice of him to show up. No. Yeah. I can't believe it. Zed showed up. Oh, my gosh. Yes. And the one, the only, Zethian.
Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates, Jr., III, Esquire, MD. I think they should add Sir in front of that name. Yes, I said that. They need to put Sir in front of it. That would be amazing, if not amazing. I'm going to call it and ask. Well, Zeth. Well, Zeth. So Zeth shows up, and Zeth almost got arrested while he was hanging out with us. He came close. He came close. When? He jaywalked across Mira Mesa Boulevard. He didn't come close. He just jaywalked like an idiot. We were all hoping he would get arrested, actually. I filmed it. I got evidence. Dude, he booked it across, what is it, four lanes on each side? No, three on each. That's still six lanes, dude. That's nuts. Mira Mesa Boulevard. Yeah, with his pants falling down the whole entire time. Yes, holding his pants up. Yes. We all got a great view of Zess underoos. He actually wears scrappy-doo underoos, if you can believe that. And would you believe this, okay? Is it weird that Zeth sat in my lap the last 15 minutes of the movie and cried his poor little heart out? It was probably scary for him at the end. He didn't know what was going to happen. It was awkward. I was like, um, yeah. Save your tears for somebody who cares. Oh!
And then she took him home. I was more worried about Danny. No, he's going to cry. He was probably crying because he probably couldn't wait to get back into the car with Dr. Wayne because I heard he dropped him off. Really? No, he actually just had to sit next to Quimby. Well, that can ruin anybody's day. And the sweat was like onions. Yeah. That's why he was crying because the smell of my sweat just. And patchouli oil. Was putrid. It was absolutely putrid. That's for real. It was a lot of fun. We had, how many people do you think? 19. 19. I counted. Damn. That's awesome. So P1 site events are definitely back. The summer's coming to a close. everybody doesn't have anything to do. And so here we are. You're home. I'm so excited. You guys, I'm like so antsy. I'm so excited. I want to bowl at the 20 hour shows coming up. Yes. Like, Oh my God, beach day sunburn all over again. Yeah. Yes. As a matter of fact, ladies and gentlemen, um, August 22nd, 22nd, we will be meeting at the, well, actually I will be there at 8 PM.
to start taking money and get my butt in line. Do you need help? Would you like your trustee? Sure, you can show up at that time. I have a good feeling we'll get the VIP treatment once again once I am seen in the Miramace Bowling Alley. Like we did at Chinny Tonchins? Yes, because I'm famous when it comes to the Miramace Bowling Alley. And I'm famous as far as my curiosity. Don't you guys know who I am? I am. Oh, really? And yes, I will be posting a poll later this week to kind of get an idea of how many people will be showing up. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Okay, keep it in your pants over there. Keep it in your pants. Weird. And then two days later, on August 24th, it is P1 Beach Day. We are having a beach blast. And we can almost... And we can almost guarantee you that Sinjaya will be there in a Speedo. Are you seriously going to be there in a speedo? I will try to be there. I will try to be there. You're breaking our hearts. But if I can, I'll be there, dude, in a speedo. Yes, and Jaya is like the picture for our flyer. If you don't show up, people are going to seriously cry and cut themselves and then curl up in the fetal position. Like false advertising. Yes, and then drown themselves in the ocean.
I will be signing autographs. Yeah. I'm so excited to go to the disgusting, disgusting beach. You suck. The beach is gross. No, it is not. The beach is nasty. It's La Jolla, dude. No. The Pacific Ocean is a sewer, and I can't stand it, and it's gross. La Jolla has maids to clean up their beach. It can't be dirty. No, they don't. Have you been there? One time, I was in the water, and I saw a baby diaper. And I said, that was about the day when I was done and I'm over the beach. Yeah, dude, the nannies probably ran out of trash cans. Yeah, Danny has told me that if I don't come, no more BFF. FFF. FFF. Really? Will you just own me if I don't come in your stupid beach day? Of course. Why? Because the beach is awesome and you need to recognize that. The beach is disgusting. No, it's not. And I hate getting sand everywhere. And the fact that seagulls eat your Subway sandwich when you try to hide it. Well, you hide it and then... They still get to it because they are the pirates of the beach. No, they're not. They're rats. They're the rats. Yes.
I would, if we go, would anybody be offended if I rolled up some bread and stuck Alka-Seltzer in them? Nope, I won't. Would anybody cry? Nope. Would we all be friends and be okay? That'd be funny. Well, you're going to be rolling up something. I don't know about Alka-Seltzers. Yeah, I know. Yeah, because I'm getting a house with a swimming pool, and so it's like beach meat. I don't have to have seaweed in my cooter or anything like that. Oh, my God. No sand hidden in places where you're not. What are you doing at the beach, dude? I'm just sitting in the water and all this stuff just gets on there. There's like, you know, sand all over your boobs and your butt. Not even, dude. And behind your knees and in your ear. Then you take a shower and like a gallon of sand falls out. Yeah, and then not all the sand comes out. Oh, I don't care. She does. It's gross. Slay in the water, not in the sand. Remember when you were a little kid, though, and your bathing suit would just fill up with sand? Yes. You didn't care then. And then it looks like you have poopy pants. I don't like walking around looking like I have poopy pants. That's just not good with me. I don't like it. But anyways, everybody, please make your way down to our beach blast. It'll be lots and lots of fun. What part of La Jolla is it? It's actually in Solana Beach. Beach blast!
Yeah. No, it is not. Is that win and see? Win and see. Whatever. Same difference. It's all the disgusting ass beach. And I'm just going to keep saying that over and over and over and over and over and over again. So you go to win and see and you fall in love with it. Whatever. I hate you. Just kidding. Danny. Yes. So what do you think has been the hottest threads this week? Threads or chat. Oh, my gosh. Let's talk about it. Let's just do it. Let's go ahead and chat like killed. The forums. I'm sorry. Yeah. Way to go, Danny. It really did. Yeah, because now nobody barely posts in the forums at all. Everybody's in chat. I think it causes some bitterness to people who aren't allowed to chat while at work. Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah. And then now, like, there's no more forum drama. Now there's chat drama. That's so true. And I, as a mod, would like to ask, please stop. Like, if you want to discuss something intensely private and personal. Just keep it to yourself. Keep it in your pants, even, if you will. Dude, I need to go in there. Apparently, a bunch of stuff, like, going on. It's hilarious. I love it all. I like how people spill their guts and... Quimby, shut up. I want to talk about the Chargers, you know? That's all I ever want to talk about. Like, Danny just kicks everybody out of chat. Well, I kick you out of chat all the time. Yes, you do. It's actually really funny. I love it. It's actually pretty funny. I enjoy it very much. Like, so the About Today show thread.
Has died. Wait, that still exists? It's hanging on by a thread. I know. I used to live for it. Three pages at the most. It's so whack. If you're lucky, it's like one page long. It's so whack. I can't stand it. But, yeah, so there's chat on P1site.com. So if you want to chat with your fellow P1s, feel free. Come on in and don't post on the forums and just sit and chat. Sounds good to me. No, the one thing that people are excited about is the Fantasy Football League coming up on the 24th. Oh, I was just going to talk about it. Boring. Well, Fantasy Football, the draft, is on Thursday night at 7.30 p.m. Boring. And, unfortunately, if you haven't signed up for Fantasy Football, well. Thank you. You're screwed. Spaceboy gets it. Spaceboy gets it. Basically, since everybody is a big-time Charger fan, I think the biggest fight is going to be over LT. Oh, for sure. Whoever gets first-round draft pick is going to be LT. Get Randy Moss and Tom Brady in your set. Exactly. What's the name of your team there, Danny? Hams and Pandas. Yes, and I am Dynamite Ranch. What's up now? Dynamite Ranch. We also got our friend P1TZ is...
what's called Hams, not Hams and Pandas, Team Honey Baked. That is TZ's team. And there's a bunch of good teams. I cannot wait to destroy all of you in fantasy football this season. Yes, I, Quimby, a woman, will win. I've never even tried fantasy football or anything, so I don't even know how to do it or whatever. I signed up. Yeah, all you do is pick your players for every position from any of the NFL teams. It's just you go by like a point scale, and every player that does something good, like if LT gets like a touchdown, he gets like seven points or something. If he rushes for like over 100 yards, it's like a ton of points. Or like if you get a quarterback like Phillip Rivers who throws a touchdown, then you get points for that. And then all that adds up, then using your total points, then you add up the points at the end of the season. Yeah, and it's done on Yahoo, so it's all automated. Yeah. So it's just a random draft. The countdown is on the page. And if you go into the random section of P1Site.com, you can find in the random section P1 Fantasy Football. Started by noobs. And noobs, I just want you to know that we love you and we miss you. We want you back in San Diego. Come back, please. So let's see. Everybody's on the site talking about the Olympics. Yeah. Are any of you guys watching that? I did last time. Oh, yeah.
The swimming has been off the heezy for sheezy. Dude, Michael Phelps broke a record. Yeah. Oh, he destroyed all the competition. Like, he is a witch, basically, is what I think. That body, like, oh. Damn, girl, talk about it. There ain't one flaw on that man's body. So, Danny, did you hear he has 11 gold medals? What? His life. I mean, it just got dark for a second. I don't want to hear about his body. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. I thought it was 12. Wow, way to divert us, guys. Yeah, exactly. We also were talking about synchronized diving. I did not see the main page. Oh. I have not seen the main page. Oh, you haven't seen the main page. Oh, my God. Okay, we'll get back to the main page in just a second and explain why Mr. Spaceway is laughing so hard. It is pretty comical. Yes. But did anybody else watch the synchronized diving? Yes. That is a trip. What was that last night? It was actually two or three nights ago. I can't remember. It was on, they were, I saw some. I think it was Monday night? Yeah, a couple nights ago. That was good. You have to be like.
Dude, those bitches, like, are, like, totally, like, in sync. And they fly so fast. Those bitches. Yeah. Well, that's what I call chicks. Yes. Oh, hi. What's up, bitch? What up, bitch? No, but for serious. Oh, sorry. Oh, no, you go. Is it okay? Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. I'm just so excited to talk about the Olympics. Go for it. No, but it is crazy, though, like how when they dive off the board, they are like totally in unison, and it's like nuts, and they're like flipping and flying all fast, and I would be so scared to even jump off that thing. falling so far. It's scary. So Jay, have you been watching the Olympics? I did last night for a little bit. I stayed up until like 1230. I was watching gymnastics. Of course you were. All the little 15 year olds. What up? And swimming. All I know is like last night I went out to dinner with a friend and we couldn't concentrate on dinner because the Olympics was all over the place. And so we just ended up watching the Olympics pretty much. Our lady friend?
You cheating on me? What was his name? Yeah. Oh. Shut up. Danny and Nerd went and had dinner and secretly made out. Yeah, yeah. It was really hot. I mean, I know you're devastated and everything. So hot. I am gay. Absolutely. Also on the site this week, or last week per se, Danny went ahead and posted one of the YouTube clips of the day. Well, I posted them, and then it turns out this dude has a lot more videos, and they're very interesting. Yeah. Last week, I forget what day it was on the mic show, they had their P1. Not their P1. Actually, it's called the YouTube Clip of the Day. And this time they had this young man who can seem like a chick. It was Friday. It was pretty creepy. You got that pulled up there, Danny? Can we give the people a little listen? He actually did I Can Show You the World. Oh, buffering. Buffer that face space. Get it. Get it done. Anyways, this guy, he sang the Aladdin song, and he did the boy part and the female part. And he was on point. Really? He needs to go on America's Got Talent. He could get through a few rounds. He sounded like a girl for real. And then...
So what Danny went ahead and did was he found every single YouTube video this guy has ever made. Wow, Danny. You're, like, obsessed or something. Yeah. I'm actually gay for him now. Hey. Hey. Go, girl. You go, girl. High five right there. You go, girl. Weird. Denied. But anyways, this guy, he sings Alicia Keys, and he sounds just like Alicia Keys. He also does One Fine Day of Boyzeman and Mariah Carey. And I forget, he does another girl's song. I can't remember what it is. We're trying to pull that up and play it on the show, but, you know, either we can get it or we can't get it. I don't know. Oh, it's coming. Oh, it's coming? Keep stalling. Keep stalling. And this guy, he's actually kind of cute, if I do say so myself. Yeah, his clothes are kind of nerdy, but other than that, yeah, he's cute. Yeah, he's all right, but he has, like, the whole neck roll, like he's a total chick. He's gay. He's got like, he's all clean and stuff. Yeah. Really? You think he prefers men? Yeah. Really? Shaved. Oh, looky. I think, I think we may have it, you guys. Here, here. Why don't I go ahead and sing you the song that he's going to sing you, right? Okay. I'll do the guy part. No. He sounds exactly like that. Actually, I sound better than he does.
What do you guys think? Tell me about it. Oh, yeah. Saxman, we can talk about how Mikey sang this song as well. And it was really good. This is a dude. Have a listen. This is a dude, dude. Should be on America's Got Talent. That's what I just said. That's what I heard you say. This is crazy. Dude, how does he do it? I demand a junk check. Yeah. A junk check. I think he was castrated as a boy. His balls jump up into his body. And they turn into ovaries. They probably time in knots or something. Ah!
Or he has somebody punch him in the nuts right before he's about to start singing. Punch me as hard as you can. I got to do my whole new world solo. Hurry up and punch me. No, he actually, I wasn't lying about being gay for this dude. Oh, you looked up his bio? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're his friend now on MySpace? No, I actually know his address. Downloaded all his songs. I'm whipped and I love it. No, he did an interview with, like, TMZ or something, and he apparently just has never lost that register since he was a child. Oh, my God. And, yeah, he can actually do it. It's pretty cool. Really? Yeah, so, like, the American Idol people are, like, looking into him now. That is so cool. Yeah. That is really cool. I can't wait for American Idol next season. I hate you so much. I'm pissing. I'm just riling up, Danny. Let the romance begin. Yes. Yes, and let's see. The Dark Knight thread had been blowing up this week because Space Boy is a genius, okay? Space Boy did something really funny. What did I do? I don't know. What did you do? Space Boy came in there to the Dark Knight thread, and everybody's discussing the movie and how much they love it and what they don't like, blah, blah, blah.
space boy decides to go and look up all the weird ass villains on the batman tv show like really really bad i'm talking about the batman that version old school i grew up watching that show i've seen almost every episode oh my god oh yeah i have the batman compendium book which has a list and synopsis of every single episode it's awesome i'm sorry well what space boy did is he went and found pictures of all these weird villains could you What were some of the names? The orca woman. I posted King Tut, the minstrel, and an egghead. The minstrel? Minstrel. Isn't that Quimby every once a month? Sometimes twice. Dang, I heard that. She's a bitch. I actually just, if you give me my chocolate and salty stuff, we'll be fine. Salty stuff? Yeah, like pepperoni. Yeah. Uh-huh. Like some pretzels. Not sliced. Yeah. That was a bad joke. That was really gross. Oh, anybody? Anybody? Okay. No. Too soon. Too soon. Okay. Let's see. What else are we talking about on the site? Because Jack killed everything. Oh, yeah. You want to talk about that asshole of a movie? Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. Okay, so Peaches went with her future mother-in-law to go see- Her choice. Not mine.
Asian people. Objetly all stupid, yeah. Okay, so. Objetly all stupid. Yeah, I don't think you shared with us your real feelings. How do you really feel about that movie, Peaches? Well. Tia Kwame. Yes. I wish that movie would break out in hives. And I wish they would get Down syndrome. Oh. And I wish it would break out with a cleft chin. And then have some fetal alcohol syndrome, right? And then get syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. Oh. Quimmy, it sucked! Oh, my gosh. The acting was awful. The girl they got to play Rachel Wise's character was so bad. Brendan Fraser acted like a dork. Like, oh, hi, honey. Oh, my God. Let's go get a mummy. Like, the whole time. It sucked so much ass. But then we were trying to get Carnot's mom to be like, Let's go see the dark night. Cause she hasn't seen it yet. And I'll go see it a second time. I'll go see it a third time. And everybody was all in. She's like, no, it's violent. I don't want to. And I'm like, well, yeah, but okay, we'll go see the mummy. And it was horrible. Cause the mummy, the mummy doesn't have violence. I don't get me started. Okay. I love her though. She's great. What about the Yeti? Was there some? Oh yeah. When the Asian girl was like,
And, like, all the yeti-like, the CG yeti, and then the immortal woman. Like, it was just all very realistic. How come that guy, everywhere he goes, a mummy comes to life? Did they explain that at all? No. Can't deserve me to die. Yeah. Bottom line, do not waste your money on this crap fest of a movie. It was awful. Go see Dark Knight instead. I wanted to break Titanic's record. Oh, I did too. That'd be awesome. Wouldn't it be rad? I fantasized about it. And then James Cameron can just go away. Please. Forever. My rant is over. Thank you, guys. I feel better now. Very nice. Very nice. And also in the music section, okay, I've done something wonderful here. I got Danny addicted to Atmosphere. Talk about it. Dude, that is the shizness. It is the shizness. Atmosphere is a group. The MC, his name is Slug. As a fellow gay man. And the DJ, I couldn't tell you his. name but uh let's see atmosphere came up came out with a new album it's called if when life gets gives you lemons that shiz gold what kind of music is it it's a hip-hop but it's very clever because um he actually does a lot of instrumental and like guitars and a lot of different stuff from what i've heard previously he kind of reminds me of eminem but he's the eminem of south minneapolis that is rap i can deal with yeah
And he's like the Eminem of South Minneapolis, Minnesota. So, I mean, he is from the middle of, you know what I'm talking about? And he also had a couple, he's had a bunch of albums out. One of them being my favorite is called the Lucy Ford EP. And it's really good. They have a song called Guns and Cigarettes on there, which I highly recommend anybody pick up, download that song. It's super hilarious, super funny. And then also Danny discovered the other album called God Loves Ugly. Yeah, my buddy hooked me up with that. Yeah. And it's fun. It's weird. He's a really good storyteller. And a lot of people think some of his stuff is autobiographical. He just makes up these stories out of his head. And it's really, really good. Sort of like what you do every day when you serenade us with your songs. Oh, I wish there was a karaoke contest somewhere. Because I'd win. There is one going on right now. Ah, yes. Here we go. We got a little atmosphere. Mr. Rogers. What? It's not Mr. Rogers. It's a really good song. It's Danny's favorite. Dude, this song is awesome. Hence the gayness. Shut up. Remember, he is a what? Sounds very tweaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it, get it. Go with it, go with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My name is Quimby and I kick your ear. Yeah, ear.
The same one as yesterday, the same one as last week. Cute little song. Spaceway, that is so phallic and wrong. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Spaceway's creeping me out. He's doing naughty things to his, uh. He looks angry while he's doing it. Like, turn it off. But that's atmosphere for you. I like when rap tells a story. Yeah. All of his songs are just stories. Like, at the end of it, you're just like, wow, did this happen to him? His vomit, he's ready. Sweater. Spaghetti. That was really, really good. But all of these topics, you can find all this and more at... What are you doing, Denny? I am the best ever. So moving right along, I'm telling you, you guys, we have so much to talk about concerning the Mikey show. Yeah, we do.
Let's just get with it. Danny, notes, please. How we're going to break down the Mikey Show now for you guys here on out is we're going to tell you what happened on the day so that you can go and listen to the audio from the little summaries we give you. Wow. Yes. And hopefully this will also make you want to go on to. mikeyshow.com please please please if you have it in your heart please go to mikeyshow.com go give them the traffic that they deserve and finally they might get a new studio i know yeah if we show that we like what they're doing maybe they'll get stuff i don't know it's crazy i don't know as a matter of fact one day uh this week space boy called in the last call of the day as a matter of fact and i feel like he was talking to somebody we know oh here we go Who does not read the Mikey Show blogs. Here we go. P1 Hall of Famer Danny doesn't even bother to read the Mikey Show blogs. I love them. Really? I like Ashley's. I read Ashley's most. Okay. It's every day. It is so insightful. Ashley's and Mikey's I like the best. Yes. I'm in the same shoes as Danny.
Sorry, dudes. I don't read that. Why? I don't read. Why? I barely read my email. Remember, you're white now, Danny. You should be learning how to read. Yeah. What is wrong with you? I read it every now and then. Yeah, I'll read like three words and I'm like, it's boring. I read like three words and then it's like I'm over it. It's so stupid. That was the greatest last call. That was the greatest last call of the day. He sounded so professional. He was like, I just want to let everybody know. I want to let all you opinions know. That there's some blogs. I really appreciate them. It gives me great insight to you. Whoa, I went into like a Scottish accent. Yeah, it sucks because. Look at what he's pulling out. Look at what he's pulling out. What does he got? What do you got? What does he got? What do you do? I wanted to say how much I enjoy the blogs from everyone on the show, and I highly encourage all of you to check them out if you want even more insight into the lives and thoughts of the people on the show. Ashley may think that chemistry is a type of mathematics, but she writes very well.
Aw. Dude, that's like me. I get so nervous when I call in. You wrote it out, dude. You have to if you're like us and you suck and you get nervous when you call. Oh, man. I'm like, oh, you're like me. See, it's weird. Like, I get nervous, but Quimby can vouch for this. The two times I've called in, she goes, the only way, the only reason, the only way you sound different is that you sound overly excited. Like, you're like, hi, guys. What's up? And it's so true. That's how my nervousness comes over when I'm on the air. I'm, like, over-enthusiastic. Like a little kid. That's Peaches for you. Me! So let's break it on down. But anyways, yes, P1 Danny, Hall of Famer, P1 Danny, Mr. I Make P1 Sight. I mean, obviously you read the threads. Well, actually, none of us are Hall of Famers yet. Oh, that's right. That's true. Until that ceremony comes. You're a mustard chucker. I like mustard, so you can get over yourself. Thank you very much, Danny. Mustard is delicious. But, yes, everybody, Danny doesn't read the blogs. So make sure you throw it in his face every single time you see him because we talk about things on the blogs. Who cares? And Danny just sits there. Danny just sits there and is like, how do you guys do all this? They don't talk about this. You're smart. Whatever. It's because I read, dog. What's up? Look into it.
Moving on. So let's give you that summary you're so desperately needing. So let's get it on. Monday, August 4th. Let's see. They jumped into, have you ever been stung by a bee? What kicked off that conversation? Damn bees. Eddie, I think, got close to one or something. Wasn't it on the Man vs. the Wild? No, you know what it was? Yes. No, it wasn't. The guy got his eyes stung shut. His eyes were swollen shut. By a bee sting because he wanted to go booger out their honey. This bee sting is really wicked. It's always hurt so bad, but now I'm going to go cut up my skunk and eat it. Cardot makes me watch that crap. That's right, yeah. So gross. That guy's a faker anyways. Mikey went into a story about how he almost got stung by someone at the Phantom of the Opera. Oh, yes. Yes, he was getting coffee. The opera? Yeah, he went and saw Phantom of the Opera. And then B-Rob told this awesome story about his friend Meatball that was sitting in the car. Meatball, yeah. They drove through a swarm of bees, and he had to pull over because Meatball was freaking out. Oh, yeah, talking about he threw a cigarette on me. Yeah, Meatball thought that B-Rob was throwing his cigarette at him when in reality he was getting stung by hornets. A wasp, yeah, or something. And hornets can sting you over.
And over and over again. Oh, no. They don't die like the bee. Those effers. Have any of you ever been stung by a bee? I've been stung by a bee. When I was a kid, I was going to school, and I used to wear, like, a lot of hairspray to make my head hard. Oh, my God. What? To make my hair hard, you know? And so I was going through, like, this canyon part, and I walked right into a little bee nest, and they all attacked my. hair or my head whatever because you know stinging your hard hair yeah exactly my hard head and uh some old man on a bike was hitting him off my head with a newspaper oh my gosh pretty funny i went to school school that day you guys want to hear fdep story I want to hear more about the old man following Sanjay on the bike. You know, I think he was a preacher, too. I can just imagine this poor little kid getting smacked in the head with a newspaper. Do you have a story for me? Demons be gone! I got a little doozy for you. I had a friend in high school, and one morning she woke up, and she put on...
these like these polyester pants she had and she didn't put on any like underwear and they were kind of like bell bottom they were like bell bottom pants and so she had she was like in trouble with her dad or whatever so she had to go outside and do a bunch of yard work and so she's out there and all of a sudden she like holds her like and is screaming and writhing in pain and what had happened is is that a wasp Blew up the leg of her pants. And the rest is history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I have a bee story, but now it sucks compared to that. Yeah, it sucks compared to that, too. I was so creeped out. We didn't really believe her at first because she was kind of a joker. Well, her vag eventually healed up. Her kids actually come out with stingers. With a little bee costume on. Yeah. The doctor's like, huh? Where did this come from? Yes, bee stings will get you pregnant. So don't get pregnant. They are packing. They're packing, man. Why do you think they die after they sting you? Yes, exactly. So that was, yeah, that was not the best story I ever heard. It actually hurt me when the story was told to me. It was pretty hardcore. Let's see. Mikey on Monday, August 4th, talked about a website called...
groominglounge.com. Did anyone hear this? No. No? He is a gay man. This is a site where Mike goes to get something called Ritual Nature Calls. Basically, it's something you spray in the toilet before you go dookie. I guess you put a drop inside the water. Yeah. And then it doesn't reek. It's supposed to take the smell away. Yeah, which is, like, kind of a life-saving thing. I would like to test that because I don't believe that. He says he bought it. Yeah, he said it worked. He lives on top of his toilet now. Okay, well, I want to use it before Danny goes to the bathroom. Oh, whatever. Exactly. Because you know how Danny gets all stanky. Kyle, get on it. Also, that is where Mike gets, I guess, this wonderful talcum powder for his ee-ha-ha-ha, his boys. Apparently, when you're a guy, you need to keep your stuff dry or else something bad happens. I don't know what. I don't want to know. I think they stick together and you can't peel them apart ever again. It's like trying to peel wallpaper off the wall. Oh, my God. Yeah. That is so wrong, dude. They created a wicked visual. But look at this. It's like this man's sight. There's one with a guy, like, cutting his nose hairs out. It's really hot. Wow. And then they have this stuff.
Bala powder. That's the stuff that he uses. And the description on Bala powder for men says. Oh, please read it. Why don't we have Dr. Wayne read it? Dr. Wayne. Yeah. Yeah. Dr. Wayne. Will you read the description? Dr. Wayne here just wanted to read something about this Bala powder for men. Yes. It's a high quality talk. Keeps. Keeps your boys dry. Smelling great. And now comes in three unique. Formulas, including tingle. What? Dr. Wade, are you going to send some to Zeth? Actually, I already did. Tingle. Tingle. So, tingle. That's so weird, dude. Carnot's like laughing his ass off. I tingle, huh? You like your little boys, too. Your berries. Would you guys quit having eye sex like right in front of me? Hello. Well, that's very interesting. I'm glad to know that there's a site for you men out here with the dirty, dirty things you have to do. That's actually kind of cool. Have I ever told you about tampon.com? It is the best. And mammogram.org. Yes, mammogram.org or boobiesoundwich. You can also search it by that. It's a great little site for ladies. They have special tampons, tingle tampons, actually. How would be cool? Yeah.
Best period of my life. Put batteries in them. Okay. Too far? That's not a tampon, dude. Too soon? I gotta pee. Don't say that. That is not a tampon, dude. Oh, well, that was Monday, August 4th. Okay. And moving on to Tuesday, August 5th, we found out that Eddie's lawnmower failed. Failed us. He can't seem to get anything right in that new house, can he, people? You know, I have a very vivid imagination, and I was laughing my ass off listening because I was just picturing him messing with the lawnmower, getting so pissed. Lawnmower! You know, like how Eddie, like, I was just, I felt so bad. So Eddie just can't get a break. Let's see. Oh, they debuted Skye's video of her eating ham.
Ham. You can find that on MikeyShow.com. I like ham. Me and Sanjaya called in to give our piece. Yep. Sanjaya called in to say, of course we want to see it. Who wouldn't want to see? Honey, the ham eater. Yes, the ham eater. She's a ham eater, ham eater. I called in and just told Sky to embrace the ham. I mean, good Lord. If she could just embrace the ham. They would let it go. Not only that, she owns the ham. that's her fans like that is her thing ladies and gentlemen i present to you ham eater yeah sky i mean put your headphones i don't know what she expects eating breakfast eating breakfast with eddie and mike if i was sky and i didn't want these things to happen i wouldn't order him with my breakfast But you want to know what the best part of the video is when Mikey takes his camera and practically puts it two inches away from the ham. So, Skye, it's so funny how you get so mad at us, but then you order ham. She had it on her little fork, and yes. I was ready for Skye to go, what are we, children? That was very hot. We are adults here, yes. Yes. That's very nice. And also, oh, they played audio for the Mari Povich show.
Dude. Of a girl. That S can't be real. Who is scared of balloons. It's very real. First of all, Maury's show is like, oh, you're pregnant, and let's just F with your fears. It's such a weird show. Well, actually, Maury Povich, there's four main topics. Okay. He or she. They have those he or she shows where they have girls come out, and you have to guess if it's a dude or really a girl. DNA testing. DNA testing. People with these weird ass fears. And then. Out of control team. Out of control teens, yes. Those are like the four biggies. I have seen this episode where the girl is scared of balloons. You've seen the one where the girl is scared of mustard? Have you seen? Same crap. They play mustard on the TV and she flips out. Flips out. No way. Was the guest named Sky? That's my question. They actually had an episode where a girl was afraid of pickles. I mean... Well, we all know why that one happened, so... Pickles. Really weird and dumb. So weird, dude. I know. I don't want to give you my theory on why she's so scared of pickles. Me neither, but I'm sure we're thinking the same thing. Yeah. Was she raped by a pickle? Crazy uncle. Crazy uncle.
Danny, calm yourself, Danny. It was just a question. Just because you got your big mic in front of you. I can get it, Danny. You're packing, okay? So let's see. Wednesday, August 6th. Let's see. Can we please talk about the first bullet point? I have thoughts. I was in fear. Go ahead because I think I totally missed it. Okay. So this wank of a man calls in and is like, Oh, well, I've been with this girl for over, was it like four years? Five years? Something like that, yeah. Okay, it was a significant amount of time. And Tia Quimby, you have been with your man for a while. Yeah, four years. Okay. And me and Karna have been together for four years. And this guy has been with his chick for four years. And he's like, oh, I want to buy a house with her. But she's saying she won't do it unless we get married. No. yes he wanted her to sign a paper that said that said everything was split 50 50 right everything was split 50 50 i'm sorry i guess that was like yeah but and she was like no i won't sign s unless we're married and so well she didn't say those exact words but i'm like okay first of all guy you know it's all in your head okay like certain men and women need to get it out of their head that they get married
s will be different like it won't it's just like a label a name on a piece of paper but at the same time it's like if you've been with this chick for like four or five years you should and you're gonna buy a house then you should be able to get married like what the f oh sorry did i go off on tangent no it's okay this really upset me this really bothered me oh you poor thing why did it upset you so much because you know if he feels like he can buy a house with her, then he should be able to get married to her. And he's afraid, oh, everything's going to change. Yeah. Kumi sounds like she really cares right now. I'm like, I didn't hear it. So I'm like, I'm trying to sympathize with you and I love you. No, it's okay. Move on. It's a really good story. Excuse me. Whatever. She puts her bike away. That is awesome. No. Come back. Peaches don't check out. I'm on sleep deprivation, and I'm losing. Hey, you killed peaches. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. I will. Don't. Oh, no. Don't cry. I think I missed Wednesday's show, except for anybody hear Wednesday's show? Because I'm failing on this part right now. You didn't hear the part about them being sketched out about the maids?
In the hotel room. I think I heard a little bit about that. Do you guys get freaked out when you're in a hotel room? Yes, I do. I worry that they're going to steal my stuff. Yeah, I do too. I still have them clean the room, but I worry about it. Yeah, I don't let them come in. Yeah, my boyfriend's the same way. He will not let the maids come in. Nope. And I'm kind of like, I want fresh sheets every single night, you jerks. And then wasn't that the day that somebody called in about why they would rather not wash your sheets every night? Because people. Well. this guy made it that, but there was a dude that like, he went out and for like five minutes came back and the maid was on his laptop, like playing on. Oh no, that's crap. That would piss me off. So good. Looking up latinas.com. Oh man. Yeah. There was also, um, you're right. They also went to weird TV shows that people watch that you're scared to admit to your friends. Or family? Was that one of the ten times that you called in this week? Yeah. Over the last week and a half? Yeah. Yeah, my boyfriend likes to watch Jack and Kate Plus 8. I came home one night, and he was watching the marathon on TLC. And then I went to go take the remote just to see what was on on the guide, and he flipped out. He was like, what are you doing? Don't change yourself. I'm watching Jack and Kate Plus 8.
My kind of tough tall boyfriend, he watches that show. It's a little weird. So I called in the show to let all of a sudden ego know. That your boyfriend is gay. Yes. That was the greatest. What is your show, Peaches? Well, it's not so much a show. It's just a really embarrassing admonition about a show that I used to watch. I was like the most avid Power Ranger fan when I was like younger. And I never missed an episode. And I had all the Power Ranger pogs. And like I saw Power Rangers in concert. In concert? I didn't know they were singers. Yeah. Well. It's like they saved the world. And on the weekends, they sing. That's right. Yeah. But then when they came out on stage, I was like, dude, it's them. Yeah. You're so strange. Do you guys have any secret shows? Come on, Dan. You know you watch Degrassi. My show is popular, but it's embarrassing for me. Oh, come on. What is it, The Hills? We'll talk about it afterwards. Who's your favorite, Elsie or Lowe? No, it's Smallville, dude. That's not bad. That's not bad. My friend's husband watches that. Yeah, but he's gay. Do you wish you were Superman, Danny? Yes. Oh, cutie. Aw.
No, yeah, I've been a fan ever since I was in high school, and I want to see the end. Although, ratings have gone down, so it probably will be pretty soon. Yeah, it probably will. And one more very interesting thing that happened on Wednesday, August 6th. A young man by the name of P1 Alex calls into the show. He sounds kind of dorky, like, you know. He says he's a new P1. Sounds like nerd. And he says that his friend turned him on to the show. He said, do you know a guy by the name of P1 Ayo? And Mike called him out. He was like, no way. Is this Ayo? And wouldn't you know it? Ayo can do some bomb voices. Ayo! Ayo! Ayo! Not only does that guy scream like a girl. Oh, I love it. Like a four-year-old girl. Okay. He has some of the greatest calls of all time. I wish that P1 Ayo would call me every day. I wish I could be as cool as that guy when he called me. We all hate him because his calls are so good. I'm so jealous of his on-the-fly skizzles. He's got stories, good stories, too. Yeah. On Today Show, he had a great story about Child's Play, which he got to watch when he was 12. Yeah, grab a shovel and dig this. Yeah. That was so good. He is just amazing. I love it when he says it was poppin' pappy. I mean, that's phrase of the year. Phrase of the year. I would give up my Hall of Fame spot to let AO just talk. Just let him go. You know? Hey.
Love that kid. Moving right along. Okay, we got some good stuff for you, P1s. We got some great stuff. Oh, wow. Okay. It's a little surprise for everybody here on the podcast. So on Thursday, August the 7th, Eddie reveals to us. What's the face? You've got to tell the host. We have audio of Alex. Oh, we do? You guys, why didn't you guys tell me about that? Danny's trying to send it to you via telepathy. Yes. Well, you're a jerk. Well, why don't you go ahead and play the AO? Yes, I'm going to play the seven-minute-long clip. Yes. No. We're already going long. No. Mikey Show. How are you guys? Serious. I'm sorry. I'm just a new listener. I was just calling to tell you guys you guys are pretty good. I've been checking you guys out throughout the day. Very nice, man. Thank you. Very cool. Thank you. One of your P1s turned me on. I believe he's pretty obnoxious. His name is AO. AO.
Is this Ayo? Yes. Is it really? What a great voice. Ayo, is that you? Absolutely not. Come on, guys. Are you serious right now? Is that Ayo? Put him on the phone. Ayo. Ayo, was that you? Nah, I mean, this is one of my little partners right here. You know I got to keep him in check like a four-year-old with my coloring book. I thought you were doing a voice, dude. All right, man. You know I messed around a little bit. Come on, Lee. You know what I mean. It was him. Of course. Of course. It was him. It was him. It was him. It was him. It was me. Good work, Ayo. Ayo, put the other guy on. Hold on a second. Here. Hey, keep your mouth shut. They'll be telling them what I do. Hello? Hi, what's your name? My name is Alex. Alex, and you're friends with Ayo. Yeah, that's my light-skinned and black friend. Let me get this straight. See, you're a white guy, though, right, Alex? Oh, absolutely. Come on, man. I work on computers all day. I work for the Geek Squad. No, I got you. I got you. So Alex is friends with Ayo. Ayo's a black guy. Light-skinned. Light-skinned black guy. He wants to be sure to let people know. Light-skinned. Light-skinned. Absolutely. Black and Mexican to be exact. Black and Mexican. So Alex...
Alex, what do you like to do in your spare time? Nothing. Just hang out and play Xbox 360 and everything else. There you go. There you go. Play some little Xbox 360. And you watch any television? You like to watch any television? No, I just, you know, compute. And I try to keep in contact with nerds, but he doesn't really like to keep in contact with me. He doesn't kind of work. Gotcha. What about music? What kind of music do you like? He is good. I cannot wait to meet him at the 28-hour show. I will be screaming his name throughout the parking lot. I hate him. I'm so jealous of him. He's awesome. I'm so jealous of what a great call he is. He's amazing. He kills it every time he calls in that show. He has them laughing. He has me laughing. I can't live without him. I need an AO call every once in a week. So moving on to Thursday, August 7th. You guys, we got something really awesome for you. Let me just break down what happened on Thursday. Eddie discovered in his home after he moved that he had a video game. in which he borrowed from Bromo. And Bromo, I think, what is his role on the DSC? What is his role? Okay. He's like the stunt boy bitch of the Dave Shelley and Chainsaw show. So he's there.
Yeah, but, well, no, because Bromo actually does stunts, and he's actually called by Dave his bitch. That's what he is. Seriously, that's what they call him? That is for real. Anyway, so I guess four years ago, Bromo lent Eddie a video game. And so the most awesome thing happened was they wanted Bromo to come on the show, and so they set it all up, and Dave called into the Mikey show. So at that point, It was the Mikey show and Dave Shelley and Chainsaw on each other's phones, on the phone, on the air on each one of their shows. So Mikey was on DSC. DSC was on the Mikey show. And they worked out a trade in which they traded Bromo for Ashley. And Dave of Dave Shelley and Chainsaw initially wanted Ashley in a bikini, but that's not Ashley anymore. But the trade was made. So while Bromo came on the air. to discuss with Eddie a video game that Bromo did not remember lending nor wanted back. During this time, Ashley was on the KGB. Yeah. What? And we just happened to have that audio right now thanks to P1 Space Boy. So why don't we hear how Ashley did on the DSC? This is 2 minutes and 16 seconds of Ashley on Dave, Chile, and Tansaw doing her thing. Enjoy.
Hi, Ash. What's up? How you doing? Well, I ran down the hall, and I'm a little bit out of breath now, which is kind of embarrassing. So, what are they doing in there today besides interrogating Abramowitz? What's the big story in there today? On our show? Yes. Well, we're doing tone-deft karaoke. I feel weird about it. Is there any other kind? What is that? Tone-deft karaoke is a little game we play where... Listeners guess what I'm singing. Do you think maybe you could give me an example? This is a regular bit on your show. Could you give me an example of some of the prime karaoke you've done on previous shows? Um, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Can I sing you my song that I really like right now? I would love to hear it. Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah, I'm in the zone. This is awesome. You own it. So is this just the bed and I'm just going to sing? I hope we took away a bunch of DSC listeners that day. Oh, man. That is the greatest. Now, no. And let me tell you people in chat.
Space Boy will not upload that for download. You have to get the podcast if you want that audio. The end. That's right. So those of you listening right now, you are in luck. And go ahead and get that on your iPod. Get over it. It's called viewership. It's called viewership, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry, I have to do it. That was great. But that was some of the greatest radio I've ever heard. They were on the air for like 25 minutes straight. 25 minutes straight. It's a little bit more. Oh, really? Oh, well, bring it on. I want you to tell Mikey that we don't want Bromo back. I love her laugh. I auditioned for American Idol, and you know that. I saw it. Yeah, which was a trip. Which you actually got on TV. They put you on. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. What is it like if 1,000 people show up? 30,000 people showed up. Okay, 30,000 people show up, and you're going to see 20 people. I mean, the percentage, the chance of getting on. So just getting on. huge success for you. So I think that just shows right there in my talent with singing and I'm just waiting. I'm still waiting. This is just like your on-deck circle, really. To launch to the big beings. Actually, you surprised me. I thought you were going to be awful, but you were dreadful. Is that it? That's it. Oh, man.
This is the only place where you will get the KGB audio. Oh, my God. The way they made her voice all echoey. That was cool. They do that all the time. That's actually the edited for our podcast. There's actually a lot more. Yeah. Maybe if face weighs nice, you might share it one day. Dude, I smell a franchise. Yes, I do. Let's start selling that. Yeah. No, that was awesome. That was probably one of the greatest days. 25 minutes, they were on the air. Also, Thursday, August the 7th was the day of Mommy's Marshy Contest. Mommy loves her Marshy. Yes, where you can see video and pictures on MikeyShow.com. It was absolutely hysterical. Exactly. Moving on to Friday, August the 8th. A girl called in about her haircut, which apparently I missed. Missed it too. What the hell is that about? Some girl calls in and she's like from out of state. And like she went to like this place and they cut her hair too short. Oh, no. And she like didn't know she should go back and like ask for like a refund. And like, you know how like whenever someone loses their dog, they call the Mikey show.
And, like, want the Mikey show to somehow find the dog. It was one of those situations where it's like, get her off. They wanted them to find her hair. Well, like, just solve her problem of getting her hair cut. I don't understand the situation. Yeah, it's pretty stupid. That's ridiculous. Call the wambulance on that one. Yeah, it's like, multi-million dollar station solved my problems. Hey, on Friday, did they announce what the B-Robinetti Olympics will be? No, but it's pretty much obvious. Or did they announce the vote? They announced the vote. So. There are many options. You can still go to Mikeyshow.com. But one of the top picked options is the Greco-Roman wrestling. Duh. Yeah. Like, duh. I mean, I will pay for that. Also, I think archery. Oh, I want him to do archery so bad. Archery. Archery. I like to do archery. Arborist. Arborist. I like to do archery with an arborist. So that should be coming up soon. I can guarantee you that. I will be there for the Eddie B. Robb Olympics wherever it may be. When is it? Do we know yet? I think, I don't know. Did they announce that today? No, they never went back to it. Okay, so we'll find that out soon, and we hope to get to see all of you there. Sanjaya just threw paper at me, and you're fired from the podcast. Just get out of here, okay? Just move along, and you can be a stalker to you on the stick cam site. Anyways, so this most recent Monday,
Let me just start off by talking about this week before Danny and Spaceway can give me a hard time. So I called in the Mikey Show every day this week so far. I first called in Monday, August the 11th, and Sky won the damn chick challenge for me, and I won a $50 gift certificate to Buca di Beppo. Lucky. Can you take me? It was awesome. I actually already took my man out, and we toasted Sky chest high. And Space Boy. I was there, too. Yeah, and we had some Sweet Berry wine. Space Boy killed the whole bottle. I had never seen anybody so drunk in my life. Sweet Berry wine! But on Monday, August 11th, we found out something amazing. We have this as one of our first pictures on P1's site. Oh, my God. It made me laugh out loud. We find out the name. Of Sean's 7-Eleven friend. Yeah. Give it up. Can I say one thing? Yes. When Sean said it, I seriously pissed my boss off because I laughed so loud in my cubicle when Eddie said this. Sean's all, his name is Cool Deep. And Eddie's all, we don't want his rapper name, Sean. Oh, my God. I was laughing so hard. Just further proving to me how much of a genius Eddie is. Yeah. His name is Cool Deep.
Deep. Deep. Well, when I first heard it, I thought he had said like, you know, like Fun Dip or something like that. Cool Whip. Cool Whip. It's actually Cool Deep and it's spelled K-U-H-L-D-I-P. We have a lovely picture on the main page of the P1 site. If you haven't seen it, clear your history and start all over again. It's so rad. I love it. And also... On Monday, there was Ask Mikey. Was there anything real significant out of Ask Mikey this week? Well, there's a little bit going on in the chat about that. Really? Yeah. We were talking about whenever Ask Mikey comes on, if you know the show at all and you know Mikey at all, you pretty much know what you're going to get. Yeah. So it's like I can pretty much guess what he's going to say because it's like we all know the right thing to do. The right thing is. at the risk of sounding dogmatic, the right thing is in the Bible. It tells you the right way to do things because if you do it that way, things will work out better. It's usually harder to do it that way. You usually don't want to do it, but that's the safe way of doing things and that's what Mikey follows. Yeah. I wonder if Mikey was like Dr. Laura in a former life or something. Do you think? Looking for the drop, looking for the drop. No! Okay. I'm a retard.
Let's see. Tuesday, August the 12th. What's that? I didn't hear that. Philly's Finest calls in as one of the last calls of the day. And Philly got into it with B-Rob in terms of baseball. Because P1 Philly's Finest is really into the Phillies, of course. And also, B-Rob's into the Sox. And when Philly's Finest was in studio, he wore a LeBron James jersey to give a hard time to B-Rob. Yeah, dude, I don't appreciate that at all. Yeah, B-Rob started turning into the hothead. That's messed up, dude. Yes, yes. Before we go this week and before we wrap this all up for you, we're going to discuss a new thing that we're going to have every other week on the podcast. It is called Epic Call. Fail. Not fail. It's the voice of God. What are you talking about? Every time we do a podcast, we are now going to feature the epic call fail of the week. Danny has had a call fail a couple times.
I have had a couple of call fails, namely donkey shows and my crazy laughing. I've had one myself. Yes. But I was known as P1 Kyle, so nobody remembers me. Nobody knows. You're good. You're good. Or Danny's P1 Sponger. Whatever. Sponger. This week, or it was actually last week when the call happened. It was last Tuesday, I do believe. It was Tuesday or Wednesday. Oh, my God. It was so bad. One of my favorite P1s in the world, who I always hang out with at Mike's show events, our good friend P1 T-Rex made the epic. feel call. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, what's up, Mikey T-Rex? What's up, T-Rex? Oh my gosh, I had a weekend this weekend. What do you mean? Okay, you know how you guys talked about stories, you know you didn't. Stories that you've never told anybody and they happen to pop out. Right. Okay. Uh-oh. Alright, we're having dinner. Oh wow, this is gonna be weird.
It's already really weird. I know this is a family show, so I'll try to keep it brief. So anyway, we're out with a new couple and the wife and the other couple having fun. They're all talking, gathering and all this stuff. So a story breaks out. My wife said, guess what? I've never told this story to anyone before. I was like, okay, what is she going to say? She said, you know, one night me and my husband was having sex. And we got stuck in the handcuffs. I was like, oh, my gosh. No, she didn't. She's not telling this story, is she? Stop it. Oh, my gosh. T-Rex isn't telling this story either, is he? So I am like, I hope to kick myself in the butt. I was like, okay. So she goes on with the story. So we actually, you know. Roach is begging for us. Look at Eddie. I love to. We used the handcuffs or whatever.
So after everything said and done, we both look at each other. Okay, let's take the handcuffs off. What are you talking about? He's telling a story. I love it. This guy's into it. So me and my wife are stuck in a pair of handcuffs after having sex. Oh, my God. You are so weird. He is such a strange guy. Wait for it. So to go on with the story. So I broke out the hacksaw. You broke out the hacksaw that you just had sitting next to the bed? No, no, we're together. They're moving around the house in handcuffs. Probably naked in handcuffs. Okay. Hacksaw was in their house. Lee Hacksaw Hamilton was in the house. To hear from you, kinky people. They were trying to spice it up. Anyway. And so, you know, I go along with the hack songs. You know, we've seen this in the movies or whatever. So I'm trying to hack songs. Don't look at me, dude. Out of the handcuffs. And so, you know, get halfway. You know, it's working. I think it's working. And so, you know, we're at a point where we're stopped. What do I do? It's not working. No!
Now we're like three quarters of the way through. I want to hear that. So it's not working. We're both in pain. And so we started to fight a little bit. Like, you lost the key. No, you did. And so all of a sudden, I see this look on my wife's face, and she tightens the handcuffs. And at that time, I wanted to scream bloody murder. I was like, oh, my gosh, why did you do that? Why did you do that? Rob just gave me the hand signal for, I don't know, Mike, I don't know. I don't know where we're going. We decided to give up. I did too.
That made my freaking week right there. So embarrassing. That was the best. But you know what? You know, it did come full circle for T-Rex. He was the first one to get. The gas monkey. Two days later. Two days later in Hillcrest. So way to go, T-Rex. And not only that, but he got a $100 gas card. It pays off. Yeah, it pays off to be an epic call fail. Jesus must have felt bad. Here you go. Here's some gas money. I don't feel so bad about my epic fail from three weeks ago. Thank you very much. Ham to the head. Ham to the head for me right now. Bam. That's about it, kids. You guys, we are running out of time. We're going real long this week. It's past my curfew, guys. I got to get home. In five seconds, it'll be an hour and a half. Oh, my gosh. We're sorry, P1s, if this went too long for you. But Space Boy might cut it down a bit with all the madness that was happening behind the scenes. Cut down all that crap when I went off about the guy buying the house. That was awful. No, don't feel bad. Everybody has a bad one.
I have sat here on this podcast. Don't feel bad because I ignored you. Don't feel bad because... Or that you're a D. Or I don't care what you're saying. Or that you're jealous. Let's talk about the time that couldn't be cried. Yes. Did you have to go there? That is awesome. No. That never happened. Let's try it again. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Don't worry, Peaches. One time I fully bawled for half an hour after the podcast was over. Oh, she fully bawled on the podcast. We had to cut it out. She had to break down, dude. So don't worry about it. Break a down. That was actually way better than me. You rule. So anyways, P17. Next two weeks from now, we should be back on the schedule for the podcast as I will be moved into my new casa. Yay. And I'll be tan because I'll be in my swimming pool every single day. I'm coming over, right? So I just want to say thank you to all of you. You're not coming. Whatever. Swim in my Speedos. Oh, yeah. My mom and dad will be so proud of me. Everybody but daddy. I already got the invite. Where's yours?
She wrote me. I have written proof. Exactly. So two weeks from now, we'll be back on our, we usually broadcast on Sundays, yeah? Some of that. We'll figure it out, but we'll let you know. So ladies and gentlemen, we love you. It's been the best time. Peaches, please don't cry, because we love you. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Ah, man. You guys blow. Well, I wish everybody except for space. That's right. He's on team fair. All right. We love you guys. We're out. We'll see you next time. Peace.