The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 13

0:02Yo, this is the P1 Podcast for August 31st, 2008. My boo. Feeling this. I love it. Welcome to the P1 Podcast, y'all. What? So here we are today. We're in the heezy, bo-sheezy, as some would say. In the house like a mouse. It's episode 13, August 31st. It's the three-day weekend, people. What up? Yeah, y'all. Yeah. It's a very short work week for me as well. I'm very excited about that. Oh, let's just dive right on in. Here it is. It's me, myself. I am the one, the only, P1 Quimpe. Hello, hello, hello. I'm just here to, you know, make your day a little brighter. Fill the gap that the Mikey Show leaves during the weekend. Because it's brutal. So.

1:34Interesting fact about myself. I called in Friday to call into the Micah show during the Olympics. And I call and some dude answers the phone. I said, hi, it's Quimby. I would like to talk about Wizard Rock. He goes, oh, wait. Is this P1 Katie Evans? And I almost lost it. The man screening the phones is the one that only Farley. No way. Farley, the guy who does a podcast or used to podcast called 30 Minutes with Friends. And he is my friend who trained Ashley on the board. He's been working for Clear Channel for a long time. He's on call there. So it was really weird because he goes, ah, we already had a Wizard Rock call. And I said, well, I got nothing. So I talked to him for about five minutes and caught up with him because we used to cheer together in high school. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, dude. A guy cheerleader. Go Big Blue. Riders in the heezy for sheezy. A guy cheerleader. Yes. So, yeah. So here we are today. Look at him. Moving right along. Yes. That is awesome. Spirit figures. We won the spirit stick so many times. I went to cheer camp.

2:45At UC Irvine. It was a lot of fun. Go Ant Eaters. And so that was my shock of the day on Friday. Also on the show, we got this guy's name is P1 Danny. Hi, Danny. Hey, what's up? Danny. Be nice. Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi. Danny is soon to become my tech dude. Oh, no. Yes. I charge $40 an hour. I don't care. I'll pay you in ham. Is that acceptable to you? No. Why not? Because I'm not this guy. But gold is acceptable. Oh, really? Yes. Platinum for A-O. Yeah. Only in bouillon form. Yeah. So anyway, Danny, I love you. BFF forever. Yeah. And we're going to be BFF. All right. Cue song, Spaceboy. Burn. That's right. Here we go. Don, I miss you. You ain't got nothing on this, doll. This is for my friend Danny. It's a song. B-E-F-F. B-E-F-F. We're always going to be B-E-F-Fs. I make jokes at your expense, but you don't care because you have no pants. Look out. We're going to be B-E-F-F. How many cigarettes did he smoke right before that song? I love you. I was like straight in my voice like forever. I love you, bro. All right. Isn't my love enough payment?

4:13I am the queen after all. Yeah, right. The queen. Listen to you. This should be enough. Where's my crown, BTW? I need to bring that next time. You suck. I need to make sure to have that for the Hall of Fame weekend, dude. How funny would that be? That would be awesome. How funny would that be? Do it. Make pictures of her with the crown. Oh, my God. I'd stab my own ass out. Yeah, Danny, you're brutal. I love you. Also, on the podcast, we had the one, the only P1 Peaches. Anyways, so Peaches yesterday went to the wiener dog races. Oh, talk about it. Oh, my gosh. You talk about it. I will. My winky, my winky. So you and Sanjaya, BFF. Yes, we bonded. Yes. Me, Sanjaya, and Rachel and his two kids. Aw. Yes, they were out in rare form enjoying the fun. Yeah. But anyways, I have never seen so many wiener dogs in one place in my life. But did you look at wieners? Yes, I did. All shapes and sizes color wieners. Yes, and there's some...

5:26hardcore people down there that like race their wiener dogs like i didn't know this was like a big deal for them i do have a question for you yes were the darker color wieners bigger than the than the they were were they dude i saw this black wiener dog dude it had the biggest chi-chis it was so huge anyways Thank you for making my name. His name was Donkey Kong. No way. No, but if it was. You're lying. But yeah, it was really fun. Yogi, P1 Yogi, Sanjaya's dog. Unfortunately, he did not win, but he was his first try, and he gave it a really good effort. It was really fun. I want a wiener dog so bad. Was P1 Lola out there too? She was not. I love P1 Lola. Yes, she's listening to the podcast. You want to make sweet love. On her doggy iPod. Doggy iPod. Is it like chipping your dog? Yes. That's funny. Also, the producer, the man, our Samboid operator, general all-around wonderful human being, his name is Payone Space. That's you. That's you. I see you.

6:44I see you over there. Hello, the king? I am you from my room now. Ladies and gentlemen, Sanjaya could not make it tonight, but we do have a special guest. He's the one. He's the only P1. I'm up in the building. Oh, my God. I can't even believe it. Look, there he is. I know him. He calls me sometimes. Yo, what's poppin', everybody? How you doing out there in the world? Radio land. Yeah, radio land. Play out. Oh, wait. You said for me to poison. I thought you meant this kind of poison. Oh. I'm sorry. I was talking about Velvet DeVoe. Oh, my gosh. That girl is poison. Yes. Yes, homie. All right. We got you here. And I have questions for you. What's up, girl? I want to get.

7:47On a level unknown by any woman you've ever met in your life. Hey, girl, don't talk about it. Be about it. Wow. He's actually scaring me. I'm like, I can't go through this. I was just talking. I was just kidding. Typical woman. So P1AO, if you don't already know, if you just finally crawled out from under your rock and you're a P1, P1AO has a... Really made a mark. And if he can keep this going into 2009, I think we got the 2009 Class Hall of Fame right here. Number one. First entry. I'm just trying to do what I can do when I can do it. You know what I'm saying? Yes, you are. I hear you. I hear you loud and clear. You did. Grab a shovel. You know what I'm saying? Yes. That's the best one. We are BFFs. We are BFFs. Yeah, we're going to get into this. We're going to get into this. So, first of all. Put a little spotlight on your boy. And hot seat for Ayo, everybody. Yay! Yeah. We're going to ask you anything we want. You can do whatever. He ate rich like P. Diddy, but it's cool. So, Ayo, how old are you? I'm unfortunately 25 years old. Oh, quarter of a century. That is a milestone. It's a big deal. I don't want to be there. Really? No.

9:10But you age so beautifully. Oh, thank you. I have to say, your skin looks great. You're glowing. You have this honey glow, too. I just want to lick your skin. Like sky and a half. Yes. You're like a honey glazed ham. Okay, so 25. How long you been a P1 for, dog? About like three years, you know, just. Really? How did you get turned on to the Mikey show? Actually, an old boss of mine who was kind of cockeyed. Wow. He was like, dude, you've got to listen to this radio show. It's called the Mikey show. Like, man, I ain't trying to hear that. I listen to rats. Yeah. AJ's Playhouse. Yeah. No. 989. Oh, sorry. Oh, my God. Come on, guys. Let's be serious about things. Okay. Okay. So your boss says you got to check this out. Yeah, man. It took me a couple of days, but then I dialed in and I heard Tone Dept Karaoke. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about it. Ashley got the rap in and that's how it happened. Great bit. And I've been stuck to this thing like Elmer Glue for real. Oh, my God. And how do you listen to the show? Like, do you listen by radio, MP3? Radio, girl. I'm live all the way. Yeah? Are you at work when you listen to them? Yeah.

10:28Your street pharmacist duties or what? Yeah, girl. And as a matter of fact, our side business is a hustle. So if y'all need a midget, a toucan, or you need some rims for any car, I got you. Really? Wait, I'm more interested in the toucan. I'm serious. What the hell? Some people say it's a pair. I call it a toucan. Yes. I can even get a peacock for you. Oh, my gosh. Hey, you think I'm lying. Man, I'm for real today. I got more hookups than a closet full of hangers. I'm serious. That's very interesting because I have more hang-ups than a closet full of hangers. I mean... I'm looking for it. Find it. Where's the drop? It was so bad. Hang-ups? Come on. You're killing me, Smalls. I try to be funny. Fail. Let's see. What else do you want to do? Are you a native San Diego dancer? Yeah, you know, I've been out here for quite some time. I like to go on vacation a lot, you know. While we're on a budget, you know. I don't pay for it, but when I go, you know. Very nice. I just gotta go. Yeah. Do you like long walks on the beach? Absolutely. Looking longingly into another man's eyes? I don't look at no man like that. You better stop playing, girl. What happened to the golden like a goose egg look, girl? I'm sorry, baby. I mean, I'm sure that everybody wants to.

11:52Man, woman, child, everyone. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes, dear. Special dedication out to you right now. Oh, my God. Ladies and gentlemen, Quimby, I got to give it to you right now. Here it goes. Excuse me. You ready? Yes, I'm ready. One day I was just listening to the Mikey show, and I heard you call up. And I was like, I got to call this one-out on the number because this girl sounds so sexy, especially when she does. Oh, my God. It's Quimby. I sent all my love to you. I'm so glad I called in Ayo and said that I loved you. I mean, one other side. I'm so happy that you can't get there. And now you call me on the phone. Gotta keep it together. Okay, well, does anybody else got any questions for Ayo? I'll blame yourself.

12:55Anyone. Anybody else got questions? No one? I do. You say you're not P. Diddy, but you're going to Paris? Where are you going? Italy. Oh, I'm sorry. Whatever, dude. So how are you not P. Diddy? His dad is P. Diddy. Oh, who's paying for it? Who's paying for it? Your feet don't fit a branch. I told you P. Diddy is his dad. No, I wish he was. I wouldn't have to go to work for nothing. I'll sleep all damn day. Look a sister up with that. Hey, got you back like a car. So you need a chicken, I'll hook you up. It's nothing. I want a toucan. Can I get a toucan? Can I name it, Sam? Can I just like beatbox with you on the weekend?

14:05We got this crackhead to walk around my neighborhood. We call him a liker. He's free because EBR is trying to hit me up for change. I'm tired of giving out money. I've been giving my money away for two damn months. Oh, gosh. Oh, man. Well, Ayo, we're so glad to have you here. Ayo is going to be one of our contributors today. Thanks, guys. As we move along to talk about all the great crap that was ever invented by me because I'm gay. You know? Speaking of gay people, there's a lot of gay people on this place called P1Site.com. Nice delay. Thank you. P1Site.com. Yeah, the pieces version. She sounds like that little girl in the poltergeist when she's inside the TV. Carol Ann! Carol Ann! Play the original so you can hear it. Carol Ann, come to the light. All are welcome. When we first did this for us. Here's my version. Mine owns. Yes, Danny. That's true. Yours does. Yeah, we might as well do them all. There it is. Look, Ayo's ears are bleeding. Get him some tissue. He's concentrating really hard. Ayo checked out. That was in record time. Yeah, that seriously is. Congratulations. Ah, yes. PayoneSite.com.

15:51Yes, it's buffering and spacing and loading and downloading. And tubing. And tubing. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, man. So P1Site.com. Danny had the wonderful idea one day to say, hey, this MySpace group is crap. They are. I'm going to take it and take action upon it. And now I have P1Site.com. And as of today, P1Site.com. 550 members, people. We've had over... Oh, my God, Danny. We've had at least 75 people join up since the announcement of the P1 Hall of Fame. Yeah, easily. Like, ridiculous. Easily. Our newest member is member DC Signs. That's not exciting enough. I don't know any of this. I don't know. Maybe he likes DC Comics. Maybe he likes DC Talk, the Christian hip-hop artist. DC Shoes? Who? How do you know that? Dude, they were huge in the 90s. Oh, yeah, you're old. He has a Gmail account. Let's Gmail him and say, you're the best, 550. You'll be number one in my heart. Actually, 550. How many posts do I have?

17:09Uh, you don't have a lot of posts. You're like two. Yeah. Welcome. And then hi. And I am the king. Why aren't you talking about me enough? But we have a ton, a ton of new people on the site right now. I mean, we have like P1 science homes. Okay. That guy is a bagpipe player, by the way. P1 don't tase me, bro. That's a great name. He's cool. I enjoy the name. P1 Cheap Soda. I laughed out loud when I saw that one. What on Cheap Soda? Cheap Soda in the heezy. We got P1 Two Birds in Love. What is that about? Two different personalities, girl. Let's see. We got P1 Penguin is finally on the site. That's right. Yeah. Instigator signed up. Double down dub. Finally Scooby-ed it. P1 Slide. And hey, you, guy over there. P1 Ayo, join this guy. Ayo. Oh, my God. What's going on right now? Oh, my gosh. You even have, like, a portion of the front page of the site dedicated to you. No way, Jose. You give us legitimacy. Hey, just a wee bit. Yeah, and then Seth was posting the other night. Weird. Yeah, he got a tweet. He's all sneaky. No way, dude. Yeah, he popped in to say, why does the post-touring happen on my topic line? Then later I said, hey, I thought you liked horse.

18:30No, you said you non-replying dickhole or something like that. Well, I did say that, and then later I was like, wait a second. He likes whores. Anyways. Let's see. Also, who else joined that was pretty significant? Instigator. A-Rab. A-Rab. He posts a lot. Let's see. That's good. There's a lot of new people that love to post a lot. Panda Slews. Panda Slews. Yes. Lunchbox. Lunchbox showed up to the bully thing. Lunchbox. That's AO's homie right there. That's my partner in crime right there next to Chaotic. Dude, Lunchbox's cool. Yeah, man. Cooler than the other side of the pillow. Chaotic, yeah. Chaotic, yes. There's one girl, like Optimus Prime. Oh, yes. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That is a girl, and she's awesome. Who's P1 Pedo? Some guy in TJ. Oh, you mean P1 Fart? That sounds pretty creepy. Pedophile. I want to cut you so bad. Yeah. Oh, man. He's a pedophile. I forgot. Oh, I like Whooby. Pandaslee's boyfriend, C-Lose, joined up. C-Lose? He's cool. I'm telling you, it is so hard to keep up with these people. JD and Coke. Wow. So many. That guy needs to get to post me. Oh, no. He's back. I think he overcame you the other night when him and I made the three words post. No, I checked.

19:49She checks her post, dude. It's so weird. Yes, my post count must be high. Oh, man. I am guilty of that. Whatever. I got the free shirt to prove it. I am guilty of that. Yeah, she does. I got the free shirt to prove it. JD needs to get his soon. But there's a ton of new people, and new people will soon come to find out that we do lots of fun events. Like, just recently, we had our second P1 Bowling Night. Take your balls and get them out of the gutter. It's fun times. And we had a good number there that night because I was tracking the numbers. We had like 25 people show up. Really? And a large group of new people. Yeah. It was really fun. I was bowling with the newbies. They're real nice. I was so scared, dude. I didn't even go over there. Danny's like so shy and awkward. He hadn't even talked to the new folks. I was bowling on their lane. I was sucking it up. I will. Admit that fully. Anybody else have any phenomenal bowling scores that night? I got, like, a 160. Danny gave me a hug. I don't know. Did I? That's so cute. He did. Tell me about that. I'm sorry. And then Ayo and Chaotic's friend had, like, this epic moment where Ayo was standing there and he had his legs spread. That wasn't Chaotic. That was Spools. Oh, yeah. Spools. He took his ball and, like, threw it in between, like, Ayo's legs. And you guys got a strike?

21:15Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, that's how we roll. That was the bomb, dude. That was awesome. Hey, look at that black guy right there. What? Aw, yeah. We have pictures posted on P1site.com. Me and my best friend, Philly. Philly's finest. Jackass. I hate the Phillies, and I hope they lose every game. I love that picture right there. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm, like, totally here. And let's see. Space Boy and the Wife came out. No. And their bowling shirts because you guys are so cool. And they were wrecking shop. Yeah. How'd you make out that night? You mean with bowling? Yeah. Oh. You mean later when I got some for my wife? Oh, hello. What can I say? Mama loves her Long Island night shoes. That was terrible. Oh, my gosh. Oh, Kelly's the best. Please pull down your underpants. So how many autographs did you sign, Ayo? Because everybody was like, all up on your. Oh, man. On your nibbles. P1s are just cool, man. I just appreciate all of them, man. You know what I mean? Everybody's just saying, what's up? They were showing me a lot of love, man. I just appreciate it. Just for the record, I do not call in every day. Yeah, you tell them. Put down the haterade. Speak on it. Jealous sons of bitches. Whoa.

22:35That was my pit bull, Peaches. She will bite your ass. Excuse me, I am not Peaches today. Pull the choke chain on that one. I am P1 Peach-O. Peach-O! But yeah, man, if you're a real P1, you know that P1AO does not call in every day. And when I call in, I got to keep it fresh. Word to your mother. Fresh like Mike's veggies, you know what I mean? Yes. Yo, grab a shovel and dig this. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Man down, man down, man down. Does anybody have any spectacular memories of bowling night? Oh, my God. They thought the people at the bowling alley said that I was so organized. I was more organized than a group of four people. Four people couldn't manage to get it together. I'm surprised you didn't bring up the big old deet-deet that I did on bowling night. What'd you do? What, how you ditched your friend and left him at your house? Yeah, that's okay. What? What'd you do? You're a great person on the inside. Speak on it. I'm sure you didn't mean to do it. No, I literally, I completely forgot. I told my friend to meet me at my house at nine, and I left at eight.

23:34Cause my friend all of a sudden decided she wanted to come and it threw me all out of whack. And he called me from my house at nine. It's like, Hey, I'm here. No one's home. Where does he live? Oh, he lives like two miles away. Oh, okay. At least he didn't drive up like some like, no, no, I love it. He was all right though. Like he, we've been friends since high school. So he knows I'm a bit of a space cadet sometimes. So my natural hair color should be blonde. So it's all good. Sometimes. No, like every day. Gas is 498 at the gallery. Can you be? Yeah, no kidding. Look at this face. Can you be bad at this face? Girl, so anyways, like I was saying. Oh, yes. Sexy time. Yay. Let's see. So the bowling alleys thought that I worked for 105.3. I had a great job. They're like, do you work for 105.3? I'm like, no. No, we're just some fans who, like, run outside. We're just die hard and have no life. That's all. We're just crazy. Yeah, we're just crazy. Let's see. So, just, let's see. Last Thursday was the P1 site fantasy football draft. Yes. Oh, yeah. Da-da-da-da-da. Yay. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Boring. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Yes. Yes. What, Danny? Bring it, Danny. I know you want to say something, Danny. Right here, my team is called Dynamite Ranch. What up?

24:58They ant eaters. Yeah. Get her done. What's your team's name again, Danny? Hams and Pandas. Yes. And we got many teams. We got the beatings. We got, yeah, Hams and Pandas. We got Team Honey Baked. There's quite a few great team names in this P1 League, and there's 16 of us in this league. Wow. There was, like, nothing to draft, basically. Who picked Sean Merriman? Yeah, no kidding. Well, see, you can't draft Merriman. You can draft a team's defensive unit. I'm just going to tune out while you guys are talking. That's P1 Bay Street who got that team. But it's going to be a big deal. I feel there's going to be a lot of trash talking on the site, Danny. Oh, for sure. I mean, Danny never says anything. He's just quiet as a mouse. He never talks crap. He talks to me. Hi, Danny. Hey, what's up? What are you doing? Oh, man. I can't wait to see how this all goes down. Because in NFL, anything can happen. Anything can happen. I love it so much. Who's your favorite team, Ayo? America's team, girl. The football team. America's team. Cowboys. Oh, my gosh. Dallas, baby. Oh, my gosh. I'm very interested to hear this. I hope Jessica Simpson ruins their whole season. It's going to be great. Oh, I love it.

26:22Crazy ass. I missed it. What happened? I'm into the Chargers. That's right. Chappelle. Blue and gold. Lightning's going to strike in your face. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. In your face. Pump your brakes there, sister. Hey, let's get into this thing. Hey, stop blowing your rape whistle. I appreciate it. I do. I work at my skating rink. I have a whistle. It's a necklace. I put it on a silver necklace. That's awesome. And people fall on it. Can I stop? Then we're going to have words this football season, sir. Hey, it's nothing. Whatever. Whatever. Tony Romo. But I think Danny's probably going to, on Sundays, have some people over for the football. Wait, what? What am I doing? You're going to have people over for football games on Sundays. Sometimes. Sometimes, yes. Yeah. So we got that to look forward to as the football season is actually approaching us. Of course. Yeah. Peaches, who's your favorite football team? She's not talking. What's your problem? Well. Are you against football? I'm not against it. I just find it very boring. Wait a minute. It's too confusing for her. Get out of my country. Are you kidding me right now? It's boring? Thank you. Are you kidding me? Where the hell are we at right now? No kidding. We are in like. No. We're like in rural Botswana right now. Spaceboy, you're levels.

27:41Nazi Germany over here. I'm not doing it. It's just a crowd agreeing with me. Oh, whatever. Football's so boring. What? That's why it's the most number one rated sporting event. And I don't understand it. It's just I can't. What's that to understand? Are you kidding me right now? Oh, my God. I'm not. First to ten. Do it again. We like it. We like it. Why is she skying me right now? I don't know. Why is she skying me right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. I'm a little perturbed right now. Oh, no. Let me pull it on my smart cap right now. Get her. Get her. Hey, this is the honest cap, okay? Hey, you got an honest cap, and I've got my 9-to-5 cap. You know what I'm saying? So let's dig a little deeper. Yeah. Yes, dig, please. What did football ever do to you? Yeah, absolutely. That must be some sort of complex or something like that. Okay, you know what? Cue the sad music, okay? Oh, God. Because I'll tell you why. It's because when I was young, instead of paying attention to me, my dad used to watch football. We should document this first day first day in history She's so pissed oh my gosh, oh my gosh football like gang rape you as a child

29:03Come on, you know you want to come watch football with us. She is a daddy's girl, except admittedly, so I get it. It all stems from her father. That really doesn't. It just bores me. Even the fourth quarter? Even the Super Bowl? No, Super Bowl I like. Of course. No sense. I love guys in tight jeans. I just pay attention when the crowd starts going, And then I pay attention because I know something cool is going to happen. I love it. B1s, I'm so sorry that she's skying us right now. This is not the business. No, I'm not against football. Let's see if this next topic. Spaceboy, why are you not backing me up? You're sitting over there all quiet. Screwing up everything. Sound effects. Sound effects. I'm trying to stay awake. My head actually just hit the keyboard. There we go. Space boy had like a whole conversation about how we find football boring. But then, oh, once everybody starts ragging on me, he's like, I'll be over here. I'm not saying nothing. I'm over here counting my gold bullion saying nothing to any of you. Whatever. I'll remember that crap. So what do you think about baseball? Oh, baseball I'm into. That's easier for me to understand. That is so boring to watch. Are you kidding me? It's boring, but I understand it better. Golf, forget it.

30:32S is so freaking boring. Do you like anything? Hockey, all about hockey. Like, oh, my God. Watching those toothless Canadians kick the crap out of each other. He did. Hold it down for me. Hold it down. I scored a goal, eh? Where is she going? I think her. What? Where is she going? What the hell? Oh, my God. She's running around the room. She ran out of the room. What are you doing, brosive? Oh, my God. Close the door and lock her out. Close the door and lock her out. Close the door and lock her out. Damn it! She's running around the house. You got caught slipping, Pippin. That's what they're doing right now. Damn it. Imagine Quimby and Peaches running around. Oh, look at this. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, you're back. So weird. I was running around like Benny Hill. I just felt like doing that right now. So weird. Wow, look at all my neck rolls. Tomorrow is disc golf. Sexy. At Morley Field, for all of you that are interested. Tomorrow is disc golf.

31:33Who's even into golf? Are you into golf? Disc golf. Disc golf. Different. Different. Frisbees. The bomb. Not frisbees. They are discs. They're frisbees, dude. Excuse. They're discs. Padme. Excuse. What up? What up? What? Aren't you coming, Peaches? No, I'm spending tomorrow with my man who I never get to see. We're going to make love all day. Oh, my gosh. Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. Superman that hoe. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, I won't be able to make it. I'm sorry. You suck, but you're still cool. Why, thank you. I'm so glad you validated that for me. I was, I'm sure, for a long time. I know. You were crying. I was. Yeah, but you guys don't care. I mean, like, whatever. What are you talking about? No, you make me. You are the worst thing. What? Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Okay, so anyway, so tomorrow, disc golf. Talk about it. Danny, you're coming, right? Yeah. Disc golf is really, really, really fun. We play at Morley Field out there in Balboa Park. Nice. And what you do is you take your disc and you try to throw it and you, like, drive it and you try to get to the, you want to put it in the chains, basically. It's like a basket with chains on it. And it's like golf. And a lot of people run around and smoke pot and smell like patchouli oil and have Birkenstocks on.

32:56Wow, oh my god. Danny's so excited that he's licking his microphone. Don't know what you're talking about. He's licking his big Donkey Kong microphone. No, no, no, not at all. I've never done this before. Wow, Danny. Everybody can come swimming at my pool after. Anyone? Can I just come swimming at your pool? Yeah. I'll take pictures. I'll show up at my floaties. Hey, I just want to take a dip. Just dip. Dip, dip, dip. What's up, my bigger? How big is your pool, Tierquilise? How's my pooty? How big is your pooty? My pooty is huge. Yes, we know. We'll find out tonight. Our pool goes to about nine feet. Really? Yeah, so it's deep. It's like a big bean. It's like a big bean shape. It's awesome. It has a jacuzzi right next to it. And I'm going to start a jacuzzi club out of my house. I'm just going to put a futon right next to the jacuzzi and then you can do it after you've had your great time. Welcome. Andrew, welcome. This guy's my first customer, actually. The second I announced it, she came right in. Hey, Lake West! And for those of you who don't know and you're listening to this podcast, we do stream live on Stickcam the night we record. So check it out because you can find it on payonesite.com. And we have another very, very big announcement, people. This is, like, ridiculous. A drumroll is necessary for this.

34:20I don't think Spaceboy has one, but... Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the 2004 28-hour show posted at P1Site.com. Hooray! Dude, I got it on my eye. I got it on my eye touch right now, dude. Check it out. Wrong thing, wrong thing. On my eye touch. And there it is. The 2004 Mikey 28-hour show. So you can get it and download it, and it's the best ever. It starts off very brutal with the hot seat. The infamous, I think the last hot seat there ever, ever was. Oh, my God. Is that what almost made them not be friends anymore? Yeah. It was brutal. Oh. Nuts. It's harsh. So, yes, you can get it. Space Boy apparently. Gave it to Danny, and now I owe Spaceboy dinner at Oceanair for those of you who listen closely. And me for making me cry. Oh. Damn it. Do you like blackened catfish? It's the best over there. I'll eat the table scraps. Just bring me a doggy bag. I would like to order the filet. The filet only, please. Can I have the surf and the turf? And some gold. Thank you. And a $100 bottle of...

35:39But for those of you who want to play P1 trivia, I highly recommend you check this one out. It's the beginning of it all. So now the P1 site is like the one-stop shop for all P1 knowledge and trivia. So if you ever really want to get in the studio, go to P1's site because everything is right there. And you can study and get all your info and then be a good P1. No. And meet me. And meet me. You all are so lucky to know me. P1 Dark Helmet just said that was the first 28-hour show, wasn't it? And I think that they did one in San Jose. They did, because that was the one where Blunder ate a bunch of dog food. Yeah. Oh, gross. Oh, that's right. It's so gross. Did you call that a stunt? What you got, Ayo? Talk to me, baby. Check it out. Okay. Yo, I got breaking news right now. Oh, my gosh. Hello? Like, no, for real today. Okay. What's up? No, but I'm for real today. Okay. What is the breaking news? You guys know I do not skateboard, right? Yes. Okay, good. I don't skateboard, but I skateboarded last night after a couple of cocktails, and I just got word that my friend put the thing on YouTube. Oh, what up? Yes. Nice. Maybe you should brief people on the story. Please do. Really quick. My friends have a half pipe in the backyard.

37:05There was 15 of us. No way. And I felt like I could Tony Hawk it up. Get on YouTube right now. Somebody find it. And, yeah, you're going to have to go and see it. You're going to have to go and see it. You want to see Ayo eat an ass. We're going to post it. Yeah, we've got to post it. Oh, my gosh. Before we jump into our next batch of topics concerning the Mikey Show. Okay, earlier before we were getting ready for the show, Ayo shared something with us. P1Ayo is on one of the first. Room Raiders on MTV. Talk about it. I don't know what that is. Room Raiders. I'm drunk. Oh, my gosh. I just realized what the premise of the show is. What? Oh, yeah. What is it? Now, which one were you? Were you the one inspecting the rooms or was your room being inspected? Man, you know how I roll? I was picking. I was going to the room. Oh, really? What is it? Yes, sir.

38:00Wow. I may have seen you on that show. What is it? I used to have curls in my hair. It's an MTV show. Oh my gosh. The basic concept is you have a, let's just say in this case, a guy who is looking for a date and he chooses which woman he wants to go out with based on what their room is. That's what it is. Are you serious? He never sees the girls. He just goes there and he kind of picks up clues on what size clothes they wear. You can do anything. Do the old black light inspection. You can check out their room. Like every oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. No Yeah, I know you were sniffing those Did you keep any of the pain? Oh wait, you have to sound like a contract where you didn't like talk about it. Yeah, right. Okay, cool Check it out. I even have the DVD. We need to get that. It was crazy. Check it out. I'll give you a little bit. I talk so much trash. They were like, go all out. Talk trash about these girls. No way. I ain't scared. Now how do you like them apples?

39:23And then one girl's room, I guess she lived in like a studio. So automatically she was out. Yeah. Okay. She broke ass. We can't be dealing with that. I walked in her kitchen and I was standing in her bedroom. I'm like, what's going on here right now? I mean, what's the business? I'm lost. Where do I go? Kitchen slash bathroom slash bathroom. No way, Jose. I mean, her bathroom, there was a shower curtain. That's it. And it was connected to the room. I was like, oh my God. I mean, I'm not hating or anything like that, but. No, it's cool. I get it. We can't be dating nobody, bro. Holla at me. Yeah. Anyway, so... I feel you, dawg. So, hey, you know what's up, Peachy? I know what's up. What's up, Peachy? Yeah, we can't be dating no broken. Hey, shum on, girl, shum on. So, dig me. So, there's one girl's room, and I was trying to test, you know, I wanted to see if she had a good, comfortable bed, you know, pillow top, if you will. You know what I'm saying? So, I kind of fell backwards on the bed. We're gonna find this I'm telling you right now when I tell the stories I tell the truth and I have had a lot of life experiences I like to put dubs on things but I will be 100% real with you if you have a question you can ask me I'll be 100% honest with you and I'm for real today

40:45Oh my God. That is the coolest story ever. Give us one more. This is an exclusive. So this one, the other girl, I'll go into her room, right? And I'm looking in her closet and she's got a lot of shoes in here, right? So I'm going through her closet. A shoe slut. She was one of them. I know them. Hey, you know how I did. I know that girl. Hey girl, what you doing? So anyways, so I'm walking through her closet, right? And I looked down. I thought it was like a little puppy or something like that. Oh, my God. It was a big, crumpled up piece of weave. I promise it was. Oh! Weave. Hair. Eww. Eww. A dead rodent. I found some cream.

41:36Tune in next time to find out what kind of cream I'm not gonna say. Oh, my God. Sweet. Did you happen to go in any of the nightstands? Because that's where the goodie drawer is. Oh, yeah, that was different. I found handcuffs in this one-girl stuff. What? She had dice and she rolled that were kind of like the sexy time dice. And then there was this one girl. I walked into her house. I kid you not. I went into her. Her house was nice. I get into her bedroom. There was a roach that ran from... That's it. I'm not giving you anymore. No, no, no, no. Because you're going to be, like, having sex with that. You can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. I don't want no roach calling into the hole. I meant the mouse hole. Because he is a boy. That's all I am. You can't be, dude. Dude, bitches are nasty. Yeah, hey, I'm sanitized. You know what I'm saying? I got all my shots. Dude, you should come in. Did you do the black light inspection? I did the black light inspection. And needless to say, someone's sheets were not as clean as others. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Golden showers, golden showers. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Squirt, squirt. You in like P1 Quimby's room or something? Burn.

42:50Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Two shows, Friday, Saturday. I'll be here all night. I thought it was like Girls Unite. Now it's features and turned on me. Yeah, well, you make me cry. That's what happens. Oh, my God. Awesome. You need to calm down. You need to calm down. You need to calm down. Fight, fight, fight, fight. Killer. Hey, punch her in the boob. Oh, ow. I'm so scared. It'll probably bounce back and hit me in the face. My boob will break you in half, skinny little girl. I want to pay for that show. Yeah, yeah. Hey, get the video ready. I will challenge you to a match in KY in a swimming pool. I want Jell-O. I want to do it in Jell-O. Okay, that's cool. As long as I get to pick the flavor. Porky's. Yep. Can we do it in peach flavor? All right, man. You guys are so inspired. So let's get back a little on track. Mikey's show the last couple weeks has been really fun. Dude, they have been on crack the last couple weeks. Eddie's been drinking coffee a lot lately, which is weird. Yeah, my boy. That's your boy. What's poppin' Pappy? What's poppin' Pappy? What's poppin' Pappy?

44:04So let's see. This week on the board. Two weeks ago? Gosh, my head is like live. Yeah, yeah. They made the Hall of Fame. They named us nominees, dude. So excited. Yeah, you guys are the bomb. Dude. You guys are the best. So P1 Hall of Fame this year, the 2008 class, consists of myself, Mr. Spaceboy, P1 Danny, P1 Talon, P1 T-Rex, and the most controversial. Oh, P1 Sanjaya. Of course, he's a shoo-in, but the most controversial one. I mean, people are freaking the hell out. You hear that right there? Hey, hey, get out of our house. We didn't even tell you where this was at. Is it the window? He used my AIM address to GPS me and find us where we're at. Ayo, pull the shade. Do it. Oh, my God. It's paparazzi. People were flipping the hell out that paparazzi got into the office. Dude, that whoopee girl in the studio did not hold back at all. She was not taking it. She was not taking it, dude. Nope. But deservingly so. He's been calling that show for a long, long time, and he was P1 Brad before he got coined paparazzi. I'm listening to old audio. He called in. All of his calls were horrible.

45:17It wasn't until he brought the guac to the studio that things started going a little awry for him. A little? Yes. Dude. But he's a good guy, you know? At heart, he has the best intentions. Let's pull all the audio of you going, Paparazzi, you suck! I remember that. Yes. But, you know, I got mixed feelings. I just think he's creepy and weird, but whatever. Tell us how you really feel. Yeah, no kidding. No, he's cool, but... Yeah, just don't talk to me. Peaches, peaches, peaches. But that was very controversial. But the Hall of Fame. Yeah. Hell no. Did you even have to ask that question? H to the no. The Rock. Oh my gosh. Whatever. We're BFS, you guys. You don't even understand. We were beatboxing Mario before the show. Yeah, all that. They're having a good time. So the Hall of Fame ceremony will consist of a poker night on Thursday night in which we will all be playing in the poker tournament. Space Boy, are you going to come to my house on Wednesday night so I can teach you some tips of poker? I'm going all in. Yeah! All in on the first hand. Every hand all in. All right. Every hand all in. I don't think that's a good way to play. See, me, my father, and my boyfriend, and Danny, we would love to show you the ways of poker.

46:43I will show you the way. Yes, sir. I'll make you a man yet. She's a Jedi. Yes, I am. I can read your mind. I can bluff the best of them. What was that? What the F? He made a doody. What the hell is that? Okay, so the rest of the Hall of Fame ceremony includes breakfast on Friday morning. They're going to do a full broadcast at Harris, and anybody can go, which is really cool. We apparently have to give some speeches. I'm sorry, but Ayo is pretending to smoke a bong right now. I don't know what you're talking about. Girl, you better be quiet. The Fed is listening. He's making me laugh so hard. The Fed rallies are online. And then there is a bachelor party for B-Rob on Friday night, and anybody can go. Ayo, Peaches, will you be coming? I will be there to support you guys. Yay! Ayo? Even though I'm jealous. Aw, don't be sad. No, no. HOF 2009. You can do it. AO and Peach. AO and Peach. Yeah, Peach hit the rock. Hit the rock. Yes. We're going to do what we can. AO has a...

47:55Peach has more of a presence on the site, but we need to get her on that show. I'm trying, you guys. I tried calling in the story when they were talking about crazy things little kids did. Yeah. I tried my ass off. I ignored my work for, like, a half hour trying to call in. Like, I really did. And when it finally did ring, I was like, and then it just rang for, like, five minutes, and then I went. Yeah, I've done that a couple times. I've done that myself. That's how you become a bomb P1, though. Yeah, I'm trying, though. You just have to keep going and going and going. Learn the power of Dr. Papani. There's a power in Papani. I'm telling you right now. I use that excuse for everything. Your doctor can't say no if you want to go to a doctor's appointment. Dude, I'm going to ride him and say, what up? This is P1 Peaches. I will own anybody in P1 Trivia, including P1 Denny. See? Do that, do that, and you're, like, a shoe in. So it should be a fun weekend. I hope my mom and dad are coming, you guys. It's like Citizen of the Month. I know. It is. Like a sticker. My kid was P1 of the Month on P1Site.com. No, no. My daughter was P1 Hall of Fame. My P1 Mikey by the Mikey Morning Show. I'm going to make you a bumper sticker. Yes, but you guys will get to meet my mommy and my daddy. John and Betty. They're awesome. They're great people. I love them. What?

49:14Oh, I stopped myself because it was going to be a bad joke. Never mind. Oh, it's okay. But yes, any of you who are there, you will get to meet my mother and my father. They are great people. The fruit of their loins. Yes. I'm the greatest ever. I'm the best child they ever had. Thank you so much. I'm number one. Yeah. With a bullet. So last Friday was the B-Rob Eddie Olympics, people. Oh, my God. That was a business, too. I'm so jealous I couldn't go again. Oh, my gosh. I saw the pictures. Eddie in a singlet. I'm going to say this right now. That was hot. Dude, he's packing in that package. I'm not even joking. Hey, Mrs. Papani. Family show. I'm sorry, but I could see his future children through that singlet. OMG. Mrs. Papani sticks around for a reason, man. Dude, that was so, Danny, Danny, you were there live. Talk about it. Unfortunately, yeah. He totally stopped it, dude. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Did you not? That's what I was thinking. He stopped it? Are you serious? You guys thought that was really him? I wasn't there, fool. Yeah, he's like part Italian, so you never know. Hey, sky's hot. He's got a Vienna sausage in there. Are you serious? He thought that was real?

50:25I totally thought that was his jump. And then look at Skye. Skye was so uncomfortable she couldn't even look at him. He came up all close up against her. They look like they have like... They both stuffed their jump, dude. What's the male version of a camel toe? There isn't such a thing. What is it, like a moose knuckle? A taco? A wiener schnitzel? A taco? Ew, a ball taco. Yo, Skye is kind of hot, man. Dude, Skye is very hot. She's beautiful. She's a hottie, hottie, hottie. I posted a debate on the site, Savannah or Skye. Yeah. Like straight hair, curly hair. I love her with the curly hair so much. I mean, Ash is a hottie, pretty much granted, but Skye is beautiful. A lot of people get annoyed by her voice, but then they see her, then they're like, well, she's hot. I used to in her politics. So harsh. So harsh. Skye writes me back every time I email. She's awesome. And she makes jokes. Yeah, she's pretty good. She's pretty funny. That is so funny. But Eddie, I mean, obviously. Oh, my God. Eddie obviously won the Greco-Roman wrestling. Look at them. These pictures are so creepy. I'll get it. I hate it. I can't stand it. Did the dory? Yeah, check to see if it's in, JJ. Oh, my gosh. The doorbell just rang in the middle of the podcast. So weird. Skate. Skate, skate, skate, skate. Oh, my gosh. So funny. So.

51:49Let's see. So Eddie won the Greco-Roman wrestling, obviously. He killed it. That was hands down. Oh, my God. It looks like it's San Diego. Yes. B-Rob. B-Rob wound up winning the 100-yard or meter dash. That guy's really short. Yeah, he's a little, little dude. I like Rob. I love Rob, but he's short. Five, eight and a quarter. Oh, look who it is. Oh, it's P-1 Kana, the lover. What up, dude? Let's see. Wow, nobody gives a crap. Hey, I do. Hold me. Oh, my God. Water and wires. That's not good. Okay, so, but surprisingly, B. Robin Hood wound up winning the archery challenge. By one point, right? I think so. It was a pretty close contest, but it turns out that B. Rob gets the gold in that contest. I was pissed. I wanted Eddie to win. I was team Eddie all the way. Are you? Oh, it was. Eddie didn't have a chance. Are you kidding me? What are you talking about? He lost by one point. He had no chance at the 100-meter dash. Well, no, that, yeah. Dash, they totally gave away the wrestling. No, no, the archery was the wild card, like Sky said. I was going to determine who was going to win. Eddie, he's like, what? What? When Eddie lost, he's like, oh, my God. He's the bestest guy in life. He's the best guy in the planet. I know. How about when Wally Joyner, who was there with him? The Olympian?

53:12Yeah. When he says, now, careful, guys, because you don't want to pull a hammy. Oh, that was funny. I wish we had that audio. Eddie totally set it up. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. Yes. It was very funny. The hammy. That's what I think now. Every time I think of my hamstrings is hammy. So pull the ham. But Wally Joyner was really, really funny. Like he had a great laugh. He was just he was cracking me up. The fact that he was cracking up so much at Eddie and B-Rob, like preparing for the race and everything. It was good times. I enjoyed every second of that. I need to watch the videos. I was so sad I wasn't there. I know. What did that Olympic training center look like, Danny? Did you get a nice look? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was huge. I didn't even know it existed. And there was actually a bronze medalist for BMX there. Oh, the girl? Yeah. Oh, shoot. I don't know her name, but she brought it out, and I got pictures of it. It's pretty cool. Really? That is really cool. Look at the picture right there. Did you see that picture? Oh, I know. Is that me? No. Or is Danny almost taller than him right there? Oh, yeah. I don't know. That's no optical illusion. Yeah. He was almost as tall as Rob. Hey, Rob's my boy, but you could, like, dip him in coal and put him on that tail. You could put him in your pocket. Do you see the symbol that they're doing?

54:33Oh, they're doing Black Power? Oh, yes. Shout out to A.O. They were representing you. Well, there's a famous picture of a guy who won his gold medal in the 60s, and that's what he did. Oh, really? As a representation of, like... Oh, yeah. Didn't they take away his medal, too, or something crazy like that? For that? No. Well, no. But he was in... I don't know. Whatever. Stupid. Eddie's medal said worst. Oh. That's terrible. And it's really cool, because... Danny gave everybody P1 site shirts. It was mag. I did what? Oh, the cast. Yeah, he gave the cast some stuff. What did they say? Were they all like, hell yeah. Yeah, dude, Rob was wearing his already. What are you trying to signal to me? I'm signaling to you that we're almost to the hour mark today. We are. Okay. So what are you signaling? So I'm looking at this and I'm saying we're cutting all of that. Oh. Just so you know. Watch, we're going to cut that. Yeah, we're going to cut it all off. Okay. Don't be sad. We're neutering it? We're neutering it. We're aborting it like your pizza. Oh, no. Let's just talk about this real quick. Oh, it's not a big deal, you guys. We don't have time, but we're going to go on a tangent. Yeah, we are going to go on a tangent right here, right now. You already made me cry once, you whore. Yes.

55:54Hey, this coming from the post-war. Don't throw rocks and glass houses here. Don't throw gold bullion around when nobody else is here for me to talk about. Anyways, so Peaches likes pizza. Kind of. I love pizza. Kind of, though. Oh, my God. She doesn't like it. Topics. Oh, yes, I do. I have to explain my method. Okay. Explain it, but what she says is that she aborts her pizza. Yes, it's my abortion when it's all left over on the plate. That's what it looks like. And the first time I said it on Quimby, my mom was sitting there, and my mom was like, whatever, she's used to it. And Quimby went, holy crap, because I caught her off guard. But yeah, I take the cheese off, and if there are toppings on the bread and the sauce, I put the toppings back on, and it is so good. It's money, money, money. So you basically take the cheese off and put back the toppings? But how do you do that? How do you get all the cheese off of the toppings? It sounds like a very greasy procedure. The cheese tastes like donkey ass. It's so gross. Donkey ass? What's wrong with mozzarella cheese? No, prosciutto. I like that, but mozzarella, no. Well, prosciutto is ham, though. Wait, is it? Yeah. Oh, whatever. I think you're talking about provolone, maybe. No, not provolone. What's the type of white cheese? Parmesan.

57:09No. You know, whatever. This is like... Get up. She checked out. Look what you did. She checked out a second time. That's not nice. It's like two kids on the shore bus trying to have a conversation. Yeah, Peaches got served right now, guys. Calm down. I thought you had my back. But it's the most interesting fact in the world that Peaches really likes to butter. Better back up off my home, girl. It's nothing. And daddy's taking pictures of my cleavage. Pervert. Send those to me, please. That's terrible because Dark Helmet's right. He's in chat right now. Cheese is the best. Cheese whiz. What are you guys doing over here? What is happening? Cheese whiz. I just took basically a picture of your boobs. Yes. You did? Oh, man. That was awesome. They had boobs alone. What did they ever do to you? I practically stuck the lens down her tongue. It was hot. I missed it. I was not paying attention. Main page. Dude, my name is not P1 Jessup. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Edit that out. No. Yo, you guys got to tell everybody about this podcast. There's bananas in here right now.

58:33We're BFFs again. She redeemed herself. That was so good. I had a laugh, too. That is jacked. That girl ain't here. She got served. Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm going to get some hate mail on MySpace. Oh, my God. I am the greatest ever. Oh, my God. I'm all in on her. I'm back all in. Oh, man. Way to be a team player. She is. It has been a great week. Ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, all of the Mikey Show audio is available to you on P1Sight.com. Anything you missed, you can catch up. And I just found this out because I just got my new Mac and I have my own iTunes account library slash everything. And anyways, I just found out that Danny puts up the daily audio in iTunes so that you can have the shows that you missed on your iPod. That's hot. That is the bomb. Dude, I was freaked out. I was like, I never have to plug my earbuds into the computer again because I can just download everything into my iPad. It's so cool because I got an iPod touch. Let me just talk about it again. Look at mine. Mine has Van Gogh. Look, look, look. Anyways, Mikey's right. Buy a Mac. I also encourage you to buy a Macintosh. It's the best. Right, Danny?

59:51Like you love your iPhone so much. How much is Apple paying you right now? Apple pay me 40,000 gold bars, actually. Well, we weren't told to get sponsored. They're paying me gold bars and patchouli oil because it's my favorite. Yeah, no kidding. Not in ham. I'm telling you, what a great week. Hey, yo, I'm so glad you came in here, dog. Hey, I appreciate it, home skillet. Yes, indeedy. Nah, me. And hey, everybody. Look at us in webcam land. If you ever want to check this out, you should come by. What do you want, Danny? I got two things. What? One Wikipedia page. Oh, yes. Danny's putting up a Wikipedia page. You need to revise that. What do you mean? Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. People obviously don't get it. No, no, no, no. It's not that I don't get it. I just mean like there's like some typos and stuff. I didn't write it. Oh. Well, I'm sorry. It's from the old Wikipedia page that I basically updated. I didn't write any of that. Well, apparently you're very defensive, so I will drop this. And people don't... Spell check. Hey. We had good suggestions. I wasn't a D. No, no, no. No, but like someone... You asked what did you think, so I was like... Yeah, no, what I... Well, like, there's no section for Zeth, so some P1 was like, oh, you guys should write something for Zeth. I'm like, yeah, help me write it.

1:01:12It's just that he won The Apprentice, and that's how he got on the show. Is that all we want about Seth? I mean, there's so much about Seth that we could put. And he says two words the whole show, and they referenced him with Charlie Brown. Oh, my God. That is bitch. And then he cried. Ashley made him cry once, and now he's famous, and his full name is Roosevelt, Sethi, and Oates, Junior III, Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc. But you can take it and touch it. Okay, girl. Yeah, really good. I don't even know that. Yeah, that's why I would annihilate you in trivia, but whatever. Next podcast, it's on now. Really? Wow, you finally got up the balls, did you? Whoa! Get him out of there! Space boy, write up the questions. Fuck with! Listen to her. I can't wait for that. Aye, aye, Captain. I say you guys do two questions right now. On the spot. Give us some. I say do a couple questions. Oh, me? I don't think he's prepared. Give me a minute. Okay, what's your second thing, Danny? It was the shirts. Oh, yay. P1site.shirts. P1site.shirts. How many do you have left, Danny? He has not taken an inventory yet. No, I just checked it. It's like one small. I got seven medium.

1:02:35like four large like nine excels and like two double excels left very nice yep and there's a picture you also get a little uh piece of paper with the queen oh my god that s made me laugh out loud so hard when i saw that on the website i went danny you are a marketing genius that is so funny That queen, thanks you for your purchase. Peaches, I didn't sit through the whole slideshow, so I had just seen the initial pictures, and then I finally sat and watched Danny's whole slideshow, and I about lost it. I was just like, yes! I am the greatest! You were also lucky to know me. I bow in your presence. I'm number one. Oh, my gosh. Yes. That's going to be her speech at my wedding, by the way. Yeah, no kidding. Hello. You are all so lucky to know me. Ham. Ham. I love you. I am the ham. I want to give you guys a present. Ham. You know, on my wedding, I was doing the wedding brochure.

1:03:39You know the little program that you make for weddings that tells you who all the bridesmaids are and who all the groomsmen are or whatever? You know you can write a little detail as to who each bridesmaid is. And so I was like, okay, Sarah, maid of honor. Okay, so-and-so, lifelong friend. Katie Quimby Evans, the ham. That'd be awesome. This is going to be the raddest wedding ever. I'm usually very, like, anti, like, don't put me in your wedding kind of deal. Oh, really? You don't have to be in it. I want to, though, so badly. Oh, okay. No, seriously. There are some of my friends that turned psycho when they got married, and it was not fun. And so I had, like, stepped away. But this one is going to be magical and special. Special. And it's going to be a spectacle. Just because I put you on the spot, you can be like, I don't know. The queen is getting drunk. I'm calling it right now. Open bar. Three hours. No way. Yes, ma'am. Double fisting. Give me my champagne. Give me my mimosa. These two over fisting. No, I'm talking about.

1:04:44Genius. Sure, yeah, me too. She knows what I'm saying. Me too. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. And Steve. So we had Spacey working on some questions real quick because we're going to do these questions and then we're out this week, dogs. Are you guys ready for the fight of a lifetime? Are we going to do an official trivia too next time? This is just like one of them. Okay, no, this is just like, it's a prequel. It's a pre-sequel. It's a pre-sequel. Pre-sequel. It's a premonition to what might really, really happen. Pro-ham, pre-ham. A pre-sequel is the original. Oh, yes. Ayo wants to speak. Ayo, quick question. What? Do you guys go to the movies? And who's laughing like that? Okay. Yes, I go to the movies. Okay. So I just saw Tropic Thunder. That movie is. Sick. I love that. Oh, we might go see it tonight. Is it good? I'm about to boot. Well, never mind. I can't say that, but I just I've seen it early. You've seen it. I've seen it. What up? You've seen it. Hey, you guys should see that movie. Robert Downey Jr. Kills it. Dude, I heard he's like playing. He's like, I'm a dude playing a dude playing another dude. Yeah, yeah. Full real. Full real. Okay. Are we ready? Spacey, you ready? Yes.

1:06:07Okay. I'm throwing it over to you, buddy. This is just for bragging rights. This is not official. We're going to have the official one next week. We're going to toss out two questions here. Maybe since they're slightly different degrees of difficulty, so maybe we should just have a name as your buzzer. Okay. Want to do that? Okay. Okay. So basically, whoever knows it, say your name. Say my name. Oh, damn. Sometimes it takes me longer to think, but that's okay. Do you want to do it that way or do you want to just do one-on-one? Just do one and one. Me, me, me, me. I'm confident. I got the dunk. I will give you the harder one then. Me? Yes. No. Okay. Give it to me because she's going to call shenanigans like always. Okay. Oh, what? Oh, come on. Always. Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, friends. Already. Friends in 09. Friends in 09. 08 is almost over. Okay. Whatever you want to do. Here we go. Let's do this, biatches. Okay. Go. Tia Quimby, you knock that S off. I hate that. You knock that S off. Oh, yes. We got the music. Okay, here we go. Okay. P1 Peaches. Yes, sir. What was the name of V-Rob's first parody song? Taco Shop. No. Fail. Binge Drinking. Binge Drinking. Whoa! Danny coming in with the first X.

1:07:27Hey, you go, girl. All right, Danny. Danny questions. Weren't they, like, close together, though, to my defense? Not even close. Really? Yeah, it's like a year later, yeah. Okay. Well, that's cool. Hey, that's cool. Okay, I didn't get it. Can't win them all. I'm very friends. Danny, go. This one's a little bit harder. On the CD cover of We Are The Show, what is written on the sign the sky is holding? Protest everything. No. That's on the website. It's on the website. Oh, really? Yes. I don't know then. I never got that CD. Peaches must steal. Is it something to do with, like, feminism? No, apparently you guys are P2s and I'm the P1. No worries, we'll do you guys right next time. Okay. That was real. Wow. That's just a brain sprain on that one. Dude, good job, Danny. We both suck. That would be Jedi Space Force. Whatever, I got yours right. When? I got Jill's right. I got Jill's right. Okay, whatever. Team Awesome.

1:08:29Did you say binge drinking? Yeah. You did? Did you not just hear me say binge drinking? Okay, whatever. We got to wrap it up. You suck. We both suck. I always wrap it up. Everybody's friends. Me too. I like a Jimmy hat. Whatever. I like my little raincoat on my twigs and my berries. You know what's that? It's so dirty. Oh, my God. And on that note, you guys, thank you for tuning in to another great He Won podcast. Lucky 13. I love you. This is a great Lucky 13. I am here. I'm queer. And I'm not going to take it anymore. You guys have a real great week. Ayo, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Peaches, thank you for being our friend. Spacey, thank you for all you do. And Danny, thanks for not having gay sex in front of all of us. And have a great week. I love you. And we're out. Mr. Quimby.