The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 14
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Quimby, Danny, Peaches, and Spaceboy trade stories from the P1 Hall of Fame weekend, including emotional induction speeches, a dead rat in the pool, casino wins, and Paparazzi intruding on the Mikey Show's dinner. Danny beats Peaches 3–1 in a difficult P1 trivia contest despite both contestants blanking on several answers. The hosts debate whether Tyra Banks was commandeering Mikey's interview or responsibly declining to squeeze a serious weight discussion into too little time, then turn Skye's grief over a dead gopher into an elaborate running joke. Spaceboy reports interest in booking Wingardium Leviosa for a Harry Potter party, and the group closes by announcing a three-hour episode featuring guests, games, a hot seat, and a possible spelling bee.
What happened, in order
Wizard-Rock Booking
Spaceboy says his band Wingardium Leviosa was requested by multiple organizers for a $55-a-ticket Harry Potter party while he finishes recording its CD.
P1 Trivia Showdown
Danny and Peaches compete in a 12-question Mikey Show trivia game, miss several supposedly easy answers, and Danny ultimately wins 3–1.
The Gopher Memorial
The group mocks Skye for crying over a dead gopher, inventing memorial slogans, costumes, and a stuffed-gopher protest for the 28-hour show.
Tyra Takes the Interview
Quimby argues that Tyra Banks tried to take over Mikey's interview, while Peaches and the others defend Banks for refusing to rush a serious discussion about weight.
Dead Rat Pool Fight
Danny is horrified that people knowingly swam after a dead rat was removed, while the others argue that pool filters and chemicals make it no worse than swimming in the ocean.
Balcony Voyeurs
The hosts recall spotting hotel guests secretly watching and photographing the pool crowd, including one man whose wife caught him and shut the curtain.
Poker Rules Misfire
Danny admits he ignored the tournament rules, wrongly assumed rebuys were allowed, repeatedly went all-in against Ashley, and became the first player eliminated.
Paparazzi Crashes Dinner
Paparazzi talks a hotel employee into leading him to the Mikey Show's private dinner, reviving complaints that he had also hovered around another group dinner waiting for an invitation.
P1 Chunk's Tailgate
The hosts praise cab driver P1 Chunk for grilling and supplying last year's tailgate and for turning passengers into Mikey Show listeners during his shifts.
Three-Hour Show Plans
The group announces a special three-hour podcast in three weeks with guests, games, a hot seat, and a proposed spelling bee between Peaches and Danny.
People mentioned
QuimbyDannyPeachesSpaceboyMikeySkyeTyra BanksAshleyPaparazziP1 ChunkT-RexTaylorSeth
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This is the P1 Podcast for September 14th, 2008. Money, money, money. Your favorite song. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm going so hard this week to get this song out of my head. I'm the ham. I'm going to be some friends. Oh, yes. This is so bad. These are my rock moves, actually, right now. This is so horrible. This is how you rock out. Come on, Danny. Come on, Danny. I am not moving for this. Danny's not moving to the music in our rock room. This is horrible. I'm in a rock room. Hey, Danny. You are supporting Satan right now. You want to see how I dance, drunk? We've already seen that. I forgot, yes. Only you're wearing a shirtless tie. Oh, yes. I got the rock move.
Wow, you saw my mosquito bite Whoa, I saw that Everybody Wow, can you believe it spread episode 14 on the 14th of September Good afternoon. Go work a burger. Go work a burger. That's our favorite wine. So, hello. Welcome to another wonderful, exciting, moving, inspirational, just a bomb podcast. What's up? Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, space boy. Hello. Hi. I know you. We're friends. So, today, it's just the four of us. It's a very intimate orgy this afternoon. I mean, podcast. Oh, my gosh. Let's see. So today we are missing our fifth seat. Sanjaya has the babies. She's like being in heaven. Bobby couldn't make it. And Ayo's probably... Falling off a skate ramp somewhere. Yes, yes. On YouTube. So here we are. And the group of us is myself, Miss P1, Tia, the best ever, Quibi. Hi. Hi, guys. Hello. Hello.
It's me. I'm so humble. I know. You guys are amazed at my humbleness. But I'm the best. I mean, when you're the best, you're the best. What can I say? Any hoot. Oh, my God. Any hoot. So there's not much going on in my life. I still hate my job. I put my iPod under lock and key now. And in general. You mean your brand new iPod touch? This story again? Yes. And so. Generally, I'm feeling pretty good. Had a decent weekend. We can all breathe now. Good. Yeah. Yes. I'm glad you can. And if you didn't know this other lovely man voice in front of me, that's P1 Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. How's it going, guys? How are you? I love Danny. I don't know what you're talking about. I love Danny. Oh, oh, oh. Worst song ever. That's your favorite song. It's a ringtone for you. Yeah, right. Don't lie. That would be an awesome ringtone. Tell the truth. No. That would be a great ringtone for you, Danny. Opposite. So how was your week? It was pretty good. How did you enjoy your time at the P1 Hall of Fame? Dude, it was bomb. Like, we got to get into that later on. But it was on an incredible weekend. Yes, you looked spiffy.
I don't know what you're talking about. Danny wore some clothes. No. Stop lying. Danny wore clothes? No. Danny wore jeans. No. Stop lying. And a button-up shirt with a collar. Stop lying. That's like Iron Man wearing anything but his Transformers shirt and jeans. Oh, look who's in chat. Ouch. She will be at my house later. You can punch her in the face. Yeah. Make sure you bring your Wii remote. shove it where the sun don't shine. She'd enjoy that, though. She was like, oh, sweet. Does it vibrate, dude? It does vibrate. Oh, no. So, any hoot. And right here next to me. Oh, it's a space boy. Calm it down over there. The other girl today is Miss P1 Pages. Oh, my God. Wow, Pages. Hi, Clement. How you doing? How you doing? I'm... tired why so tired i know i wish i could say it was because of something really cool like i went to tj and saw like a donkey show and didn't get home until like 2 a.m but that was last year yeah that was that was um just had some uh you know
Some stuff go on last night and didn't get to sleep and couldn't get comfy. It was lame. But I'm good. I'm ready to rock for you guys. I am ready to go. Get her done. How was your week, Peaches? Anything special happen? Well, you know, not really. Other than the Hall of Fame broadcast, which was the shiz. Nothing really, just normal. Peaches. That's my girl right there. We're BFF now. Peaches. And also on the show today, that guy over there who's kind of cool. He's kind of known. Some of you might know him as P1 Spaceboy. I don't know. Hi. Hi. How are you, Spaceboy? Whatever. I'm never going to stop doing it. I'm so busy right now. Really? Yes. Why? I'm trying to finish a CD. Oh, for Wingardium Leviosa. Yes. Recording vocals, recording. Oh. It's like the real deal. And do you think you're going to get picked up with the CD? Tell them the story you told me. Which story? About how you requested. Oh, yeah. There's this big Harry Potter party happening on the 1st of November. People got to pay a lot of money to get into it. It's like 55 bucks just to get in the door. I'm like, wow. Yeah, dude. Skrill. Dude. Wow.
So we were approached at our last gig by this one woman who says, we want you guys to play. And I'm like, oh, cool. So we haven't been confirmed yet. And there's only one major artist. Sorry. There's only one major. I've been sick. Well, expecto patronus to you. There's only one artist on the website right now. And so one of the other ladies says, well, we only got one person solidified. Why don't you ask that other band, Wingardium, something. So they're. So we've been requested by more than one person to go to this party. So that's really cool. Oh, man. Oh, my God, you're famous. You are the cutest. I know a rock star. So you signed my CD? Oh, my God, sign my bra. I will sign breasts and butts and my junk. And then I'll go immediately to the tattoo parlor. I need one of those fine point pens. Oh, yes. I was kidding, yes. He beat me to it. Aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. I'm slightly offended.
ish offended ish oh no he's gonna cry abracadabra whatever yeah so here we are today we are a foursome this today's show is fair and balanced two girls two boys actually i don't know space for you You turned a little towards our side because you love us because we have breasts. I love the ladies. So he likes to be with us more. So you're all on your own, Danny. See you later. Whatever. I got breasts too. Yeah, you do. And a badge. So, you know, it's only a few of us here today. I say, why don't we talk about a place with lots of boobs and vaginas? It's a little place and it's called P1 Sight. Dot com.
We could have PM sex. Yeah, if you guys want. Yeah, if any of you guys. Nobody ever does that on P1's site. If you want more girls to join P1 Stop. The P1 Stop? P1 Stop. It is your P1 Stop. It is your one-stop shop for P1 Stop. Nice recovery. For P1 Shenanies. That would be a great P1 name. P1 Shenanies. Someone should steal that. Yeah. Hey, I have some information for you guys on P1's site. If a girl joins P1. No, but then she'll never go out with me. You're lame if you're going to harass a girl on the internet. She'll never go out with me. She thinks you're a dork. Oh, no. Okay. Especially if you don't post an avatar yourself. We know. Please just let the single girls be. Let them, you know, enjoy you in sight. Not everybody can have.
voluptuousness like me like me i know not all of us are allowed i am so articulate today it's ridiculous articulate so poo in sight so um the numbers have been going through the roof okay so weird so weird just in case you guys didn't know as of today we have 612 members on p1 site our newest member being oh maybe some of you might notice this name p1 uncle albert oh is our newest p1 uncle albert he's old school yeah he's been in the studio like way back before really yeah he's awesome i'm very excited to have him that's cool danny doesn't even know who he is i'm a horrible p1 p2 danny uh p1 p2 is that p12 That's a really bad ring. Ouch. You're not even like a private in the P1 Army. You're not even available on the preset. That's really bad. Oops. Yeah. I'm going to go put on my Hall of Fame jacket. Are you going to go cut yourself? I'm going to go put on my Hall of Fame jacket and cry. But you're not going to walk around the casino with it and act all cool?
And then try to hit on anything with a vagina. I don't know what you're talking about. And hit on Zed's chick. Oh, I do not. And then be really cool and help take down the setup. Because you want everybody to say, look at me. One, two, three. Moving on. Moving on. Look over here. Moving on. Moving on. Stop. Space void loves it. Oh, I wish you guys could see it. The whole time we were eating dinner at the Hall of Fame, at the buffet, the whole time Kyle was just giving me looks because I was sitting next to him. Every time he would start talking to me, I'd just give Kyle a look and Kyle would be like, ah! Oh, wicked burn. Here we go! Slide knows what's up. Slide to the Chinese. Slide knows. Slide knows. Slide was my friend at the P1 Hall of Fame. I loved it. Yeah, on P1's site, we have all of me, Danny, Peaches, and Space Boys pictures up on our photos section. So you can go and have a look at... Danny's looking at me like he doesn't know what I'm talking about. I just checked out for a second. Sorry.
Was it that boring? What happened? Are we boring you? Yeah, a little. Would you like to, like, go do something else? Can I go to the bathroom? Entertain yourself? Sure. Well, I'll listen to you piss. I'll be right back. Well, imagine how small your wiener is. Do you need help in there? Can you reach it? Yeah, can you come with me? Do you need some tweezers to get it out? So, look, I'm in fourth grade again. Oh, man. But, yeah, so. All four of us took pictures at the event. Danny compiled them, and we have a slide to do a picture. Yes, that's right. Yes, you get to see my very pretty dress I wore to the ceremony. You looked amazing. Thank you. You looked so good. I thought, no, really, you looked so pretty. I tried. And your mom and dad were the shiz. Oh, yeah. My mommy and my daddy came, and my dad came up to me because I thanked my father in my speech. With my juice box. And my dad comes up to me after the speech is over because they were going to leave. He comes up to me and goes, you know, I loved your speech, Katie, especially the part where you talked about me. And, oh, this is what I've been waiting to tell Spaceboy. My dad loved you. Really? Why?
He said, when you put up the peace sign. He's the only one who will get it. My dad lost it. Yes. He was like, nobody else but me is probably in the audience got that. Was that Nixon who did it? Yeah. And then I also shook my jowls. Yeah. That's awesome. My dad loved that. That was the one thing, like, after it was all said and done that he commented on. That's awesome. He loved it so much. Your mom was so cute, too. Because is she for Palin or against Palin? Oh, she's 100%. for Sarah Palin. Because during that they were talking about politics and your mom was like so close to the stage and she went Woo Palin! And I went oh my god Kwame's mom is so cute. My mom's such a Republican. Your whole family is. Well they're from Texas. I don't know what else do you expect from us. You know we would have been kicked out of the state if we were Democrats. And then comes me because I was raised in California so I'm like independent. Whatever. And here's me. Here's me. And, like, all my aunts and uncles think I'm all crazy and weird. And independent. I'm a hippie. Because I liked George Bill Clinton. Whatever his name is. George Bill Clinton. Oh, my God. Don't you let your dad fill out your ballot sheet? Whatever. There's some things I just don't care about. I have my views. Okay, let's just put it out there. I'll just ignore them. Katie Evans.
I am all over it. You were cracked out. Yes, I even said my real name just now. That's how crazy I am. Please don't sock me and tell me about my Gatorade on my desk. Thank you. So anyways, so you can check out all of our pictures from the P1 Hall of Fame. Also go to MikeyShow.com because they have the videos of our induction speeches. What? Oh, hello. Yeah, Skies was awesome. Sacagawea. Amelia Earhart. What's she doing? Helen Keller. I almost lost it when she said Helen Keller. Oh, no. I know. Yeah, I got a text message from Ashley the other day. It just said gopher. What is that? It's not very nice. It's not very nice. Anyways, some announcements on P1's site. Danny has put up all three of the best of CDs. Yay! Oh, my God, Danny, you are the man. All three. Three of four. Oh, we are the show. No, that wasn't a Best of a CD. No, Smell My Finger, which I've been forbidden to post. Well, we don't have it either, so it doesn't matter. Oh, that's not from here, is it? No, it's from San Jose. It's very different. It's kind of like the Old Testament and the New Testament. The Old Testament is like the San Jose stuff. That's the stuff that we're going to talk about right now. Is really raunchy? Yeah. Okay. So we're on New Testament right now. Man. Does it have that little girl call in?
That's really like a woman that sounds like a little girl. We don't know yet. That would be crazy. Never heard it. Well, that's all the best of CDs for here, right? Yes, all the best of CDs for San Diego. Yes, for San Diego. And it's good stuff. I had never gotten to hear in full the Amy Stalker stuff. That initial call. Yeah, the initial call. I can't believe you didn't call me, Eddie. I am upset, Eddie. Oh, my. Gosh. I bought Pretty Sure when it came out. I can't believe that you didn't call me. It's like my favorite is the, hello, this is Lisa. You can actually buy the CD still. Really? Not the 04 one. You can still buy, what do you think of the name? Shiloh. Not Pretty Sure. Pretty Sure you can. The last two you can. And you can also buy a P1 Army shirt. How much? Like $10. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's all on rock1053.com. Buy more. Yeah, yeah. Same store. You have to go to Rock 105.3's website and scroll all the way down to the bottom and click on the store. It's, like, hidden. I'm like, this is so dumb. You want to make money? Yeah, did you guys know that the pictures they took of the P1 lunch at Joe's Crab Shack, you know how they're not on MikeyShow.com? They're on Rock 105.3.com. Weird. That's so weird. It's random, so, you know, but, hey, give them the traffic so they won't try to shut us down because we're the best website ever. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. I'm glad you said that.
Let's see. So we got a lot of new people. Like I said, Uncle Albert joined today. We also have, let's see, we talked about Cheap Soda last time. She is a sweetheart. She's really cool. She's very sweet. She came out to the broadcast or to the bachelor party. Did you know? She's Ashley's number one friend on MySpace. Really? Yeah, I saw that. Is she really? Yeah, she is Ashley's numero uno. Well, who is she? How does Ashley know her? She's probably been talking to him. Talking her through MySpace for a while. Yeah. Who knows? She just came out of nowhere, though, and she's really cool. She's going to be here today. Yeah. She's going to make fast, crispy tweets. I can't wait to eat them. And a cake, maybe. A cake? Yeah, dude. Look at his face. He's like, I don't like football, but I like cake. Yeah, I do. I like cake, too. I think there's been a mistake. Did you say steak? Oh, cake. Oh. It's cool. It's still great radio. It's fine. Indeed. So some of our newer people are P1 Hamela Anderson. Oh, my God. That's a good name. I laughed out loud when I saw that. And she goes to the school I graduated from, too. CSUSM. Oh, really? Yeah, that's Sanjaya's girlfriend. Oh, what? Yeah, Hamela Anderson. That's Rachel. No way. Yeah. It is? And she told me this story. She was at church yesterday, and she told me this story about how she was listening to the show.
And she heard them talking about Pamela Anderson one morning. She thought the whole time they were calling her Hamela Anderson, but they weren't. And so since she heard that, she decided to go with P1 Hamela Anderson. That's awesome. Rachel, why didn't you say it was you? Well, you know, it takes a little time, but we also have like P1 Welder Boy, P1 Ballistic, Biederschnitzel. That was funny too. That was a really good one. I wonder what nationality he is. I don't know. He could either be German or Mexican. Oh my god. Danny, join your people. Oh wait, we forgot. We took away his Mexican card. He's what? You're Mexican. Yes, Danny. Yes, you are. Come on, tío Danny. Oh, Rosa, we told you to continue watching your Jonas brother concert in there. You guys, I'm so freaking hungover today. Oh, no, you're not. Liar. I am, too. Oh, my God. I was doing every drug in the book last night. What? Rosa. Rosa, were you watching France insult Comic Dog? You guys haven't heard of the drug book? What drug book? You know, it's like a player's guide for drugs. No, they don't have that. You're making these things up.
You guys, Rosa is friends with Beto. He's my cousin, Tia. You guys are not related. Bloods and Crips forever. No. No, you're really into the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana. No, I don't like those little fad Jonas Brothers. She's such a liar. The other day she was actually crying. With their stupid little tight pants. No, you love them. No, I do not. But you're wearing a shirt that has all three of their faces. Dude, you're watching every... What was that show? It's So Raven? Whatever that show is. That's like her other favorite show. Rosa, why do you always lie? You guys are so full of the ass. Why do you lie, liar? You guys are so full of the ass. You're the worst niece in the world. I'm calling your mom. You are the worst aunt in the world. I'm calling CBS on you. No, you can't. I haven't touched you. She usually just sits there and punches herself, like in that movie, like The Crush or whatever. You know what, whatever, you are so full of crapsia, Quimmy. You know what, I am never hooking you up with heroin again. Well, that's true. Rosa, why do you make up these stories? You know what, I'm just going to expose you for what you really do. You know, you sit and you're acting all innocent and nice, but in reality, you're off getting pregnant and you're off to getting...
Whatever, Tia Quimmy, I'm out of here. I cannot stand you. Oh, no. Peaches, what is with Rosa today? I don't know, but she's hitting on Danny big time. All right, I'm back. What's up? He's Mexican now. He's got his invisibility Mexican cloak on. Or Native American. Danny has his Mexican blanket. He looks like one of those little Indian leaders at the TJ America border selling me chicles. Chicles, chicles. Danny's a Mexican again, ladies and gentlemen. He looks like a little old lady. You look like a bean is what you look like. You look like a burrito. I don't know what you're talking about. Tio Danny, you look so hot right now. Oh my gosh, even Rosa loves you. Let's go get me pregnant, Tio Danny. Oh no.
I brought my extra small condoms for you. We've lost control. Actually, all you need is one of those finger condoms, you know, for when you get a cut and Danny's protected. He ain't having no babies. Slide says he looks like Mother Teresa of Cancun. Tim says, your Mexican-ness is what defines you. Oh, my God, I'm crying. And then Danny disappeared again. Isn't that just like a Mexican? Middle of his job, just disappeared. He's all confused. He's going to run. He's going to go on the side of the road and be all, pick me, pick me. Oh, no. Now, Rajanas. Flores. No, Tay. I think if I win. the spelling bee or whatever, Danny should have to speak in Spanish for like 20 minutes. That's fine. He speaks Spanish really great. Anita, no Tay, Rajay. Best line ever. No, Koma. Let's see. What else can we highlight on here on site? Today, ladies and gentlemen, is football at Danny's house. So after we're done. Oh, hey.
Get back in here. Oh. Peaches is out on football, but it doesn't matter. After the podcast is over, get in your cars. Drive to Danny's, and we're going to see the Chargers redeem themselves from last week. Ain't that right, Danny? Yeah. And those of you, you know, and we can also make sure we'll check out during the commercial breaks, all the other teams to see how your fantasy teams do. Oh, Danny, he's so winded. Look, he rinsed. It's hard walking from room to room, isn't it? You know what's funny is that he only walks like five feet. He's completely out of breath. Okay, Darth Vader, calm down. It's all good. Imagine you have just run 10 feet, buddy. Yes. So anyways, this afternoon at 1230, we invite you all to arrive and to come and to sit and watch the Charger game with us. I'll be picking up some food. All we ask is you bring something or donate, you know, for the pizza, and we'll love you for the rest of our lives. Space boy, go long. Go long. Whoa. There goes the ham. Touchdown. Touchdown. It's the hamsman trophy. Get it? That was a horrible trophy. That was horrible. Thank you. I liked it. I got it. Thank you. I'm the best ever. Anyway, so we will be here after 1230. I will be here for the game. And then I need to go home and do laundry. But you guys care. So, yes.
That is the big event for this weekend. It's going to be the bomb. So this week, I think, does anybody else have, oh, I forgot. Before we tie off the P1Site topic, don't forget to buy your P1Site.shirt. Yes. P1Site.shirt. Yes. Buy your P1Site.shirt. And represent. Go. As far as we know, because when the 28-hour show comes up, we want everybody to represent, represent. Are you going to have any more T-shirts for the 28-hour show? I think I'll have enough supply. Okay, cool. So if you need one, it's going to be awesome. So this week. We have had a major build-up. Sunburn cure, Danny. Sunburn cure. That's gross. She has a bottle of apple juice, and she's pretending it's pee-pee. Pretending? I'm scared. Pretending? Yeah. So, for the last few weeks, we've been building up to this very moment right here that's about to happen. Oh, no. No. Yes. It's going down. Me and Space, we just get to sit and watch this week. I don't want to do this. Well, too bad. Danny, are we friends? We're friends.
Yes. Not after this. Don't worry. I'm the referee for this this week. What's going to happen is we are going to have P1 Trivia with Dani and Peaches. We're friends. Peaches knows a lot. She has a really good memory when it comes to the Mikey show. And Dani, he knows a lot too. He's the P1 site dot dude. Dot dude. You are horrible. P1 site dot dude. I am a P1 dot bitch. Well. It's the dot everything. Let's be friends here. No, I am. We're friends. Dani, we love each other. We're friends. Yes. So what's going to go down is... Are we doing it the way we said, Space Boys? Yes. Okay. So here's how it's going down. Danny and Peaches are going to battle for bragging rights as to who knows their P1 trivia. The way the game works this week is... Oh, my God. Hi. I'm getting my picture taken. I'm like, ah! So what we do is we have numbered questions. And instead of Space Boy just going back and forth, giving the questions, Danny or Peaches will be able to choose the numbered question that they would like, and then they answer the question. Am I actually going to be able to say, give me a tweet, please? Yes. I'm so excited. So the questions are numbered one through what, Space Boys? 14. Oh, wow. Sorry. I'm sorry. 12. Okay.
One through 12. One through 12. And when are we going to cut it off if there's a clear-cut winner? I'm going to ask probably five questions apiece. Okay. Okay. All right. Oh, my God. So I'm going to get my trusty scoreboard out here. Oh, my God. Now, first of all, let me just let you guys know I'm the referee for P1 Trivia this week. So nervous right now. So I want the two of you to come together right now. Danny, Peaches. All right. Here we go. We're going to have a clean fight here, kids. Hit the rock, Danny. Hit the rock. We're going to have a clean fight here, okay? Yes. Nobody's calling shenanigans. No. It's totally fair. We're friends. Everybody's friends. There's going to be no crying this week at all. Nobody. Danny, especially you, because I know how you get. I can't guarantee no tears. No tears. No. Everybody's going to be friends. There's not going to be anybody crying about shenanigans later. We're all friends. It's not fair. Yes. Yes. It's going to be fair. I promise. Danny, do you promise? Of course. What do you what do you what's this? I don't know what you're talking about. Don't be pointing your sausage finger at me. Whatever. Okay, see already. Now it's going to be a clean fight. Nothing below the belt. Bing. Everybody's going to be friends. Space boy, are you ready? Let's get ready to rumble. The porn music. This is not the porn music. Yes, it is. I am thinking of a number. This is like 70s porn music. This is what we have to decide upon is who goes first. I'm thinking of a number. Just imagine a dude taking his shit off right now.
What? I got a number. I got a number. I got an app. Or we can flip coin, dude. I got a Suckajoya. Suckajoya, yes! I got an app. It doesn't matter. I don't care about your stupid app. Okay. Peaches, you call it in the air. Ready? One, two, three, go. Heads. It is tails. Danny, do you want to catch or receive? Well, we know the answer to that one. I mean, do you want to kick or catch or receive? I don't care. I'll go first. All right, pick your numbered question, Danny. Oh, my God. Look at your gay little thing on your iPhone. Go, Danny. Pick your question number, please. I'll take number three. Number three, all right. Sucka. I don't care. It's kind of messed up, but okay. Hope you get it wrong. I know. Okay. Watch me. Actually, yes. Write down which numbers were selected. Yeah. Okay, number three. Danny. Whatever. You wanted a tweet, please. Aww.
As of this moment, what is Zeth's full name on the show? Oh, can I steal? As of just this moment. No stealings. But can I say it if I know it just to prove I know it? Yes. Okay. Roosevelt Zethian Oates III. Junior Esquire. I don't know. They added like .com recently. I don't know. All right. Whatever. I'm looking for the correct buzzer. Correct buzzer? What? Yes, yes. That's it. Is that right? Whatever. Well, you're wrong. Anyway, it is Sir Roosevelt, Sethian, Oates, Jr., III, Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc., dot com. No. It's not. They added Sir. Sir Roosevelt, Sethian, Oates, III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc., dot com. I was closer than freaking Danny Boy over here. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
All right, Peaches, pick a number. Give me a two, guys. Two. Two. What is Skye's maiden name? Oh, can I steal this? Oh, my God. Hold on. Let me think. It's on the Wikipedia page. Please hold. Please hold. Brain activated. Let me blink and warm up my brain. She's blinking. She's literally blinking. We'll be able to throw it down a time limit here. That's okay. Danny got the first one wrong, so if I get this one wrong, I'm not freaking out yet. I know her name now is Williams. What's her maiden name? In five, four, three. Smith. I don't know. Danny? You wanted to steal an idiot. I just drew a blank. I know her middle name. Think about her nickname in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Murphy. Yeah, Murphy, that's it. The Fink.
The Fink. Finkster. Okay, so now we are at 0-0. Danny, please pick a number. We both take number one. We are both right. Number one. Okay. Number one. What was Mikey's old military-themed producer name? That was just revealed like two days ago. Oh, my God. I know this. I heard it. Oh, my God. We just heard it at his house the other day, dude. Just heard it. Oh, my God. And on the radio the other morning. Why didn't I get this one? Danny, you suck balls. In five, four, Three, two, one. Stevens. Sergeant Carter. Sergeant Carter. Sergeant Carter. Yes. Okay. Well, this is going so well so far. Technically, I'm in the lead. Whatever. Okay. All right. Peaches, please pick a number. Lucky number 13. There is no 13. This only goes to 12. Oh, 12? Oh, yes.
Give me number 10, guys. Give me 24. Yes, let's wrap it up with a 15. Oh, my gosh. During Mikey's court, what are Eddie and Skye's lawyer names? Oh. This one is one of the more easier ones. Yes. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Do not turn to your left because people are falling down. I know. No, I'm not. I know. I'm not. Good. Bit of bias. Bit of bias. Brain turning. Oh. Good. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah, I can't think for the life of me. Is that a wrong answer? What? I don't know. Is that a wrong answer? I don't know. I'm not going to try. Pitbull. And? And? That's Eddie's. Yes. Oh, oh, oh. She used to drink The Apprentice, didn't she? I don't know. Maybe. I'm not sure. Oh, that's right. Eddie's, yeah. Pitbull and? A very creative name. Skee-ball? I can't tell you.
What is it? Miss Skye? Mrs. Skye. Oh, okay. Wow. We failed, dude. Actually, technically, I am still in place. Whatever with that. This is actually worse than we did. It is. It really is. We know all the ones we're not picking. We at Spaceboy are just sitting here slack-jawed like, what? Come on, Danny. Go now. Okay, Danny. Please pick a number. I'll go with four. Four. What? Within the last four years, who on the show routinely smoked cigarettes? Four years? Yes. Okay, it's Mikey, Ashley, Zeth, and B-Rob. Is that your final answer? Yes. Put it on the board! Put it on the board! Good job, Danny. Good job. Who's in the lead?
Who's in the lead? It's 1-0 Danny. Oh, really? Oh, wow. After you ate S on two questions. Whatever. Team balls. You're losing. I knew yours. You're losing. Whatever. Technically, we're tied. You're losing. Remember, it's a clean fight. We're all friends. Peaches, pick a number. But I'm better. I have to be like the mother. Five. Okay, five. Let's wrap her up. Yeah. Within the past year, past year, who on the show has had a second job? Oh. Sean, for sure. And Seth. Is that your final answer? Way to go, Reed. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No. Eddie, too, because he does the Chargers deal. He's hired by the Chargers. So, Mikey, no. Eddie, yes. Sky, no. Sean, yes. B-Rob, no. Unless you count counting gold. Yes. Those three. Final? Final answer. Oh! Wicked bird. Bobby Colonels.
Bobby Chronos was on the show. At the time, he was. During the last year? No. No, he wasn't. Oh, he was not. Really? No. Who just recently got hired to be a DJ? Oh, Rob. Rob. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Oh. It was on the boards, dude. This is brutal. Actually, it's 1-0. I mean, really? How brutal is this? All right, Danny. Pick a number. What's the next one in order? You can pick. I don't care. 6, 7, 8, 9. 6. 6. Okay, 6. This one, you're going to get this one easy. What website would you find the software Mikey uses for porn accountability? Oh, I use that all the time. It's XXXChurch.com. Very nice. Ding, ding. Ding. I was going to pick that one, too. Son of a bee. Oh. Okay. Peachy. Eight. Okay, eight. Eight. Oh, wow. Give me the name of one of the following. Shauna's husband or Skye's brother? Justin and Joe. Whoa. Very nice. Very nice. Do I get an extra point? Do I get an extra point? Do I get an extra point? That's really good. That's really good. Props for that one. I thought you were going to fail. Or does Shauna's husband have a nickname? Like he goes by like JD or something like that? No, Mr. Shauna. They call him Mr. Shauna. They hardly ever talk about him. I've only heard him twice. Yeah, Justin. Justin is more. Yeah, they just talked about him in fantasy football. He wore a suit tied to the draft. Do I get an extra point?
Unfortunately, no. I would like to, but that wouldn't be. But just props? Yes. Okay, Danny. Seven, nine, eleven, or twelve. Seven. You should get this one. When Skye was working at the San Jose station and she cried, what would management give her? Dude, I'm glad I didn't pick this one. It happened on more than one occasion. Come on, Danny! Iron Man says ham. Ham. Come on, Danny. Wait, repeat the question again. When Skye was working at the San Jose station and she cried, what would management give her? Oh, a tampon. Employee of the month. Employee of the month. Oh, you mother. I was hoping you'd get that wrong. I'd like a five-pointer, please. Okay. I forgot about that. That's hilarious. Peaches, 9, 11, or 12? I'll take 12. All right. Okay. This one's...
We'll see. Which member of the Mikey show had a beer bottle broken over their head in 2006? Are you effing kidding me? It's funny and sad. It's hilarious. I want to say, like, Eddie and B-Rob are, like, the obvious choices, but because that sounds like the shenanigans that would happen to them. I'm trying to read, like, Space Boy's face. Look at the poker face on it. I'm like stone. Oh, yeah. That smile's all stony, all right. You're stony? Awesome. I'm going to say Eddie. Ashley. Ashley had a beer bottle broken over her head. Whoa. No.
I thought it was at the bar. No, it was like where she lived. Some people just walked in. They're all drinking. That's right. Those dudes broke in or like a house party or something. I don't know if it was. When was that mentioned? I didn't know. When was that? It was a while ago. It was a while ago. 2006. She said 2006. Wow. Okay. Some nunchuck broke into my house. Danny, 9 or 11? I'll take 9. Okay. Okay. This one's very easy. What pet nickname did Ashley and Serio have for each other when they were dating? Oh. I'm glad I didn't take this one either. Serio. Serial. Serial. Stereo. Headphones off. Headphones are off. Try blinking, it helps. Because people freaking laugh into their microphones. Okay, the question was, what nicknames did... What pet nickname, what affectionate boyfriend, girlfriend nickname did Ashley and Serial have for each other while they were dating? Honey? I don't know. Okay, that is an incorrect answer.
Do you remember whenever Ashley got caught reading that email on the air? Vaguely. And Sean started playing the monkey noises. Oh, was it monkey? Yeah, they called you the monkey. Just like me and Space Girl. Okay. Sorry. All right. They talked about that one on several occasions. So successful. I will say, even though it doesn't matter, I will take the last one available. Eleven. What is Bobby Colonel's last name? That's a good question. That's an easy question. That's a good question. We talked about it on the podcast. Podcast 10. No, 1. Brown. No, Williams. It's Young. Oh, Young. That's what it is. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Danny wins trivia again. 3-1 over Peaches. Handshakings have begun. So, Danny, congratulations. Thank you.
You're a very smart person. We're both right. We're the best ever. It's all good, though. It's all good. I tried. You tried. You tried. Even though you both really kind of feel miserable. Right? It's the saddest thing I've ever heard of. Okay. Well, that was fun, wasn't it, Space Boy? Yeah, it was great. You're the question master. That was brutal. Let's just be honest. I was expecting the level of questions that Quimby and Danny got. Those were pretty gnarly. So, Mikey's show. I'm glad I don't have to study anymore. Don't you feel better? Now you can just enjoy the show. That's what would happen in college. You study, fail anyway, so it doesn't even matter. In one ear, out to the other. It's all good, though. I love Danny still. I have a question for you. Did you do Fail Call of the Week at all? No. Thank God. Well, it wasn't going to be you. But since you bring it up, peaches, to talk about the mic story at the week. I redeem myself. It's all good. Stupid line two. I always go in line two, and I just turn down my radio and wait patiently.
like a good p1 well i didn't know i'm surprised that you listen to it like you don't have earbuds that you listen to the show on at your desk i had well i do but that's what i do if i'm online too i just put my earbud in i get to listen to the show and then i'm ready yeah well i normally do but i didn't have it with me so bummer yeah that was kind of brutal she got like that was so bad no no dude it's no not about that i'm just like so like tired It's ridiculous. And then Scooby, immediately following that, calls in to brag about his stupid-ass Dodgers and his stupid-ass Raiders. And Mikey said, bink, bye-bye. That was the best. I think that day they were in kind of like a rushed mood anyway because on the phone, Zed was like, okay, Mike's major ADD today. And yeah, so. Yeah, but Scooby called in and then nobody even thought about it because we were all thinking about how much of a D Scooby is for his L.A. sports fanaticism. Whatever with that. Whatever, dude. One of the most major, major things that happened this week on the Mikey Show.
is our dearly departed friend, the gopher. Did you hear when that person wrote the text and said, dear Mikey, can you help me find my mommy? Oh, that was awesome. From P1 little baby gopher. That gopher, like I was like, I could not believe she was that upset and crying over a gopher. Ashley was right. Those things are pointless. Dad, dude, that's like killing a bunny on the road. There's like millions of them out there. Yeah, they're fine. Even though it still makes me sad. The second I heard her say breaking up families, I'm like, what? Yes. Little gopher, little gopher. I hope you're enjoying your time in gopher heaven with all the holes that you can burrow for the rest of your life. Yes. Sleep well, little prince. You will always be remembered. We'll always love you in your garbage can. At least you got a proper burial. Yes. Throw it over the back fence. Overhand. Oh, my God. It was, yes. You should get like a stuffed gopher. Oh, I'm bringing one to the 28-hour show. Like a termodaxed one? Taxidermid. Who's bringing the little stuffed gopher to the 28-hour show and riding Sky? Why did you kill me on it? Dude, your friend is a puppet.
Oh, that's an otter. Oh, dang. But I'll talk to people. We should put a t-shirt on it that said Sky, why? Or somebody could get like a still from like Caddyshack of like the gopher out of the hole. Yes. And be like gopher rights or something. Go for it. We will remember 08. Go for it. A gopher costume. P1 Tim just suggested a gopher costume. Yeah, with a shirt that says, why, Skye, why? Put tears on it. No, it should say, why, Mr. Skye? You're a D. We will remember 08. I still cannot believe. I can't believe she sat in her garage and cried over that gopher. That's awesome. Was it killed on September 11th? Please say yes. Oh, no. That's so messed up. Too soon. Too soon. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's genius. But that would have been really funny. Oh, that's so good. We will remember September 11th, though. You know, Gunslinger called in, though, with a really good point. What was it? Because he had the stick for the spider webs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, so you'll kill the spiders and ruin their webs and their homes and their livelihood. But gopher. Ugh.
She poked it with a stick. Are you alive? Like, why is your neck broken? I can't. I still can't believe she tried to resuscitate a field mouse. That was so gross. It's just guys like, oops, I dropped a brick on it. Yeah. p1 p1 car nut says that he's gonna on our land the way she kept talking about the land you know yeah in my mind in my mind i'm thinking of like um like you know land like indian burial ground yeah yeah exactly like spiritual land dude i was still so just no Sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Ronnie said he's going to go as a gopher to Boo Ball. That's awesome. That is a good one. Oh, really? So little gopher, if you're up there in heaven. Can I be the little baby gopher? If you're up there in heaven, little gopher, have fun. Have fun playing and digging. You're so weird. Your life is pointless. Aren't those things like blind or something? They're stupid as.
craps ever oh anyway craps one step above a molar rat this week uh mike interviewed tyra banks oh my god you guys i was not expecting her to be a beating like that she actually wasn't a beating i totally understood when she explained it yeah it did you're right it did but at the same time i was just like whoa i was not expecting the interview to go that route like at all What is that? Danny, we're not holding a gun at you. I heard the interview, but to me it sounded like a good interview. It was a great interview. She tried to take it over, but he's good. He took it back over. If you watch the Tyra Banks show, that's how she is, kind of. But I was reading on the forums and people were like, oh yeah, she's a beating and blah, blah, blah. I don't agree with that. I don't get it. Neither do I. I really agreed with her point because she didn't want to jump into the overweight issue and everything unless she had time to really get into it. It's because she wants to avoid that. Yeah, she's very, she doesn't want to avoid it. She's very, that's like her thing. She didn't have time. She didn't have time. So she didn't want to jump into something if she didn't have the time. She was just calling about ATM. The reason why, like, yeah, I said that about her is I thought she tried to, like, take over the interview, and I was like, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it has to be hard if you're an interviewer to be interviewed. Right. But that day, Mike was so honest, dude. He was on fire, dude. I was like, I think Tyra should book him for her show. For reals. Oh. That'd be nuts. I'd be all up in that. But that's how Tyra is if you've ever watched her show. But I like her. Oh, my God. I love her on America's Next Top Model. ANTM. She's awesome. ATM? ANTM. What? ANTM. Ask to. What? Automatic transfer money? No. What? What are you guys talking about? I don't. ANTM. In the Tyra Banks show. But that interview was. America's Next Top Model. Oh. Okay. There it is. No ATM. So anyway, so that was very, very interesting. Tyra Banks is an interesting lady. And on her show, America's Next Top Model this year, they have a transvestite sexual. A he-she is the correct term. A shim. They have a shim this year on America's Next Top Model. So this should be very interesting. Please pull down your underpants. Yes, check your local. I wonder how they're going to deal with that in the house. Will she get her own changing quarters? Because she still got her junk and stuff. Put it where it doesn't belong. She does. I know.
I don't know. It's kind of like having a gay guy in the room. Like, I wouldn't mind, like, you know, changing clothes in front of him. Danny, what are you doing, Danny? Danny hates everything. Stay that way, Danny. The show is so much better now. Oh, my God. You look so hot all of a sudden. The show is so much better as long as I can't hear or see Danny. Sausages. Shut up. So angry. This week, Ayo called in and did a little rap for the Mikey show. It was very super. That was awesome. Do we have audio of that? I was not here. I was in San Jose. It happened a day ago. He was in San Jose. On Friday? Thursday. Thursday? Yeah. I got a text message from P1 Jason saying, P1 Ayo is the best. He's so funny. And I'm like, I wish I could hear it. Yeah. He spit some venom. Yes. He laid it down. I wish we had audio of that rap and then I could have more to tell you about. It was real.
It was really cool. It was real. It was the Mikey show. It wasn't fake. It was real. Cool. It was very nice. Without the audio, I'm kind of like, I don't know where to go with that. She doesn't know any of this. Why are you doing that? Next subject. I don't have any more Mikey show topics because usually I base my stuff off of. what Ash is posting on iTunes. That kind of helps me guide to what some of the bigger topics were. Does anybody have anything about the Mikey show they'd love to discuss? I would like to talk more about the Hall of Fame broadcast. Oh, yes. We were there for two days. Anything else interesting happen? I stayed in the swimming pool for six hours. I rode Danny around the pool. That's true. Like a donkey. I did. I saw a space boy in a bathing suit. And your nipple piercings. That was quite epic. Those were on display. And your swimming trunks that looked like they were from 1942. Oh. You look like Quagmire's shirt. Yeah, you do. Giggity, giggity. Let's see. The broadcast was a lot of fun except for when the sun was like up really high in the sky.
oh my god we had to sit in those chairs and it was so hot like they wouldn't let me because i had gotten some food before they were doing like any more induction so i just sat down with the tables because i didn't want to have yeah they wanted me to sit up there and i was like eating your food i want to eat my food and he was like you need to get up there yeah me too i was like this Karna got a big old picture of me eating like a big old piece of egg. Yes. I'm like, are you kidding me? Best picture ever. Not even. It's on the side. I know. T-Rex's. Okay, let's see. Let's go into the speeches. T-Rex's speech made me cry. Oh, really? Me too. I was very touched at the end. Like, I didn't see him go in there. Me neither. That was awesome. Yeah. Taylor probably got one of the best speeches ever. That was hilarious. Seth went and jumped in the pool with a dead rat in it. Dude, let's talk about this. Like, you guys know I'm like borderline OCD. You guys knew about the rat and didn't go and still went in the pool later that day? But they got it out right after Seth pointed out. You were in that pool too, idiot. I didn't know. If I would have known, I wouldn't have gone in that pool. Okay, here we go. We're about to have a fight. We're going to have a fight. You swim in the ocean where...
fishes. I don't see that crap. Everything. I don't see that crap. Poop. Die. I don't see that crap. Make love. There is no runoff. People throw their dirty baby diapers in there. There is no runoff. The sewer flows into it. There is no runoff. No, you know this though. I know that, but I don't see it. So what? You didn't see the mouse guts? No. That is gross. It was just a mouse. Nothing's going to happen. There's a filter in the pool, Danny. There's chemicals within the pool that will. It's a saltwater pool. Doesn't matter. It's fine. All right, so you have dead mouth stuff all over you for the rest of your life. You weren't swimming over by it was. If anything, you should be worried about all those Hawaiian tropic girls peeing in the pool. Yes, Karna has a good point. He says, and if I go in the ocean with Danny, I'm going to pee next to him and ask, do you feel that? That is disgusting. No, it's not. People do it every single day. That is so gross. Every single day. Yeah, Italian mafias throw bodies in the ocean. Yes, I love it. Sometimes. So they're decomposing whales. Well, let me just tell you this, Danny, okay? I hope this makes you feel better, but no matter how much you shower, you will not get the dead mouse cooties off your body ever. Shut up. It's inside of you. I smelled it walking in here. Did you get any water in your mouth that day? It must have tasted good. It's probably all in your sheets. You're rolling in it. I'm going to beat the hell out of you. Yep.
Yep. You're the dirtiest bastard ever. Dead masks last forever and ever and ever and ever. Let's talk about the funniest thing that I saw was the Hawaiian Choppa girls were having their pictures taken behind this little waterfall thing. I pointed that out. Thank you. And if you were to look up where all the hotel rooms were, you could see this creepy little guy poking his head out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old man. That was hilarious, dude. And then I asked Spaceboy. I'm like, why doesn't he just come out on his balcony? It wouldn't be as creepy, dude. And Spaceboy's like. Because he can't. And I'm like, what do you mean he can't? And he's like, he can't. And I was like, oh. He probably has a ginous boater. He's not wearing pants. But it was so funny. He was like peeking out. And then I was like, oh, my God, Danny, we should get a picture of that. And Spaceboy wasn't in the pool yet. I was already on it. He's like, I'm on it. That picture is on the site. The best thing was that night we went to B-R-O's bachelor party. And same thing was going on. There's a dude watching us.
Dude got caught by his wife checking. And she closed the curtain. Yeah, she closed the curtain. It was hilarious, dude. He had a camera out and everything, dude. He's taking pictures of like all of us down there. Yeah, dude. It was hilarious. Wow. Creepy. Wow. It was funny as hell, though. Like, look at that weird guy. That is so awesome. I love it. I love it. Yeah, hanging out at the pool with like Ashley and Rob and Sarissa and Zed and like all you guys. That was so fun. It was like the best. day ever. And I'm so glad I didn't have to work because I almost had to go. It was so hot. That's all I didn't want to do was stay in the pool. I was so worried I was going to need the cure-all because I was out in the sun for so long, but I didn't. A lot of people won money at Harrah's. Cool Fox walked out with like $596. That lucky bastard. And then P1 Jason won a ton of dough, too. He won like $200 one day. Every time I saw him, he's like, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. So he probably left with what? he came with probably because everything he was gambling on up to that point was his winning so good for him yeah so there was a lot of people like a lot of winners um i was the very i was number one at the poker tournament ladies and gentlemen you were the first time to get out yes yes i have to be number one at everything and so i was the first one you're the best yeah what can i say i went all in on a unsuited
I was chasing the streets. I'm trying to show you my suntan. Put your boils away. It was ridiculous. Seriously. You see how different the skin is? That's from Six Hours in the Pool, too. Yeah. Yeah. Danny's going to have skin cancer really soon. We'll keep you updated on that. I'll keep you guys updated. Ew. Yeah, I was an idiot with the poker tournament. I thought you could rebuy. And I was sitting with Ashley. And so it was me, Space Boy, and Ashley at the table. And I think, was there anyone else that we know? No. Space Boy's coughing up a lung over here. And so I tried to take out Ashley twice by going all in. I don't think so. Every time she got it. I was out. She got me out. You didn't listen to the guy who gave the rules before we all started to play? Do I ever listen to the rules? No rebuy? No, I never listened to the rules. He was listening to his iPod. Yeah, I was, actually. I took that off. I always listen to the rules. Yeah, because sometimes when Harris does a poker tournament, sometimes they mandate no crosstalk across the table. Oh, really? Yeah, like you can't S-talk and all that fun stuff. Yeah, you can't have your cell phones. You can't have a phone call. No earbuds, no nothing like that. Sometimes they mandate that, but sometimes they're cool about it. So that's why, Danny, you should listen to the rules.
Maybe you should just listen more in general. I should read the manual, too. But you're a man, and most men don't listen anyway, so. Because we're better, yes. Whatever. Yep. Yeah, sure. Because you're terrible. And a man. Hey, yeah. Let's see. Bratsy. Oh, no. The guy was really excited about his jacket because he was like 102 degrees, and he's like, nope, got that jacket, my long-sleeved shirt, full jeans. Isn't he so nice for helping break down the setup? Yeah. Yeah, he was. Nice. Super nice. It was also nice to be next to him at dinner and listening about this honeymoon location that I didn't even know existed. Speaking about dinner, that was a bunch of crap. What? I paid $25 for two pieces of pizza. That buffet was gross. I didn't like it. And soda. It made me feel sick later. Yeah. That's why I was laying down.
That buffet sucked. For 25 bucks. A person. We should have gone to Fiore. Yeah. Then I could get the filet. I should have busted a Kate and walked in. We could stalk the Mikey show like Brad did. Can we tell that story real quick? It's my favorite. Oh, my God. Okay. I have a story to follow it, though. Okay. Well, let me just tell you this. Go for it. Paparazzi comes up to me as I'm playing Wheel of Fortune. Try and just have a good time on my own. Come back. Come back. Come back. Oh, my gosh. I have a whole goddamn casino. He finds you. I almost had another epic fail. So I went up to the front desk seeing if you guys made a formal dinner reservation. Who does that, idiot? Anyways, so he goes to the front desk and says, are there any reservations in the restaurant, okay, for more than eight people? Duh. You're in a casino. That crap happens all the time. So they said, yes, for the Mikey show? And he goes, oh, yes. So the lady at the front desk proceeds to walk him to the fancy schmancy delicious restaurant within hers. With his jacket on? Yeah, with his jacket on. Right off the bat. That thing for me is going in like a glass case, dude. I don't really want to wear it too much. Yeah, I'm not going to wear it. Because I'm going to wear it at the 28-hour show, but I don't want to have anything happen to it.
Somebody gets their soda or spittle on me. Anywho, so what happened is he starts walking in the back room and I think he started thinking to himself, wait a second. This isn't right that just us wouldn't have a private room. And then he walks in and he sees like Rebecca, a few people who are already there for dinner. I totally think that was on purpose. Really? I don't know about that. And everybody saw him and Eddie. No, not everyone saw him. Only Rebecca saw him. Only Rebecca saw him. And she said something to Mike. She was like, babe, I'm like 80% sure that was Brad. Yeah, and I think Rebecca called him out and then told Eddie. And then Eddie wasn't too happy with him at the bachelor party. No, me and Ryan. As a matter of fact, paparazzi was following Eddie around the whole Boston Rob. bachelor party and it was really funny because the two of them are standing there talking and I kind of like go behind Brad and I'm just like making faces and Eddie just looks right at me we had this like knowing like eye contact like oh my god it was really funny you guys are so bad well what do you want me to do not laugh at something extremely hilarious no I know it's so good what's your story Danny
So this all happened before B-Rob's bachelor party. So B-Rob's bachelor party happens, and Mikey pulls me aside. And then? And he starts, he pulls me to a little private area where we can have a private conversation. And then? And he asks you to pull down your pants. Please pull down your underpants. Yes, I love you. He starts saying, well, we were just at dinner. that's how he starts the conversation and i started busting out laughing the second i heard that first line i said are you talking about paparazzi and so i explained to him basically started you told me where it was an accident blah blah blah and he said yeah and he said yeah that's what i thought it was and so later on i talked to eddie and he was like yeah i would believe it if he wouldn't have done it last night what yes they were at dinner the night before he apparently went up to uh You know, there was another, like, little Mexican. Wait, Eddie told me about this. Yes. And he just stood there expecting to be asked to sit at the table. I haven't heard this. Please tell. So there was that Mexican restaurant we ate at. Oh, yeah. With the orange grease taco I got. Yeah, yeah. It was still so good. So good. And so paparazzi stood outside for a few minutes, saw them all there, and then approached them, like, waiting for them to invite him to sit down. He is just on another.
He just does not get it. When they didn't say anything, they just looked at him, he walked away. I guess he thinks it's funny, which that's a good outlook to have in life, to take adversity. That is brutal. Oh, sweet irony. Well, we'll see what happens this year at the $20 show. Let me give a precursor to all of you. Me and Peaches, we have this thing. We're there to listen to the 28-hour show. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me at all. I'm going to have a radio probably with me so I can have earplugs instead of having to listen out of somebody's car. Fingers crossed. I hope that Eddie told me about some ideas they have that they are going to put up a projection screen so people tailgating can enjoy the movie and the audio together. Me and Ghostwriter are setting up something as soon as the date is announced. Yeah, and don't forget about P1 Chunk. He's bringing a bigger thing. You don't know. I don't know anything. He barbecued me. Chunk's the best. He came last year. He had a full case of water, a case of soda.
He had speakers out of his – he left his car on the whole time. Yeah, we don't want to do that, though, this year. We want to have, like, a stereo so that we don't have to kill people's batteries. Yeah, and Chunk says he's going to bring a much bigger cooler. So the big cooler is taken care of. Chunk, I don't know. I just want to highlight him real quick. P1 Chunk is the man. He, like, came. He brought a grill. He made hamburgers. He made me a burger, a delicious burger last time. And – Not only that, he is a cab driver here in North County. Really? And he usually does, like, overnight through the morning. And all he listens to in his cab in the morning is the Mikey show. So he converts people to being P1s because they're in his cab. And he's like, you've got to listen to this. And his boss at the cab place is really cool. If there's a Mikey, like, event that he wants to go to, which is usually only a 28-hour show, his boss is a P1. It says, go right ahead. So you guys will get to meet P1 Chunk. We'll have a reunion. Yes, he was so cool. Yeah, unfortunately, none of you got to tailgate last year. I'm sorry. We met a lot of people. I met Karna and Peaches. I met Slide, a.k.a. Red Bull Master. Red Bull Master. I also met Chunk. I met Talon for the first time. I met the one, the only, P1 Ryan and his lovely wife and all their kids. They brought all of their kids. They were so amazing. Did you want to say something, Spaceboy? You look like you want to say something.
No, I was just thinking that I was looking at pictures. Oh, sorry. There's a video on YouTube from last year's 28-hour show. What? It's just, like, basically a slideshow of pictures that's in a video form. And I saw pictures of you eating a hamburger. Ah, yes. And Talyn bought her that shirt. And, like, I had chairs, and I let them sit in them. Like, I didn't care. Peaches was so sweet last year. She's like, can I sit in your chair? You're a beautiful hamburger. Like, I was kind of surprised. I'm like, I didn't really know that people knew me. And Taylor's like, oh, hello. Space boy even blogged about me. He said he was like, oh, my God. And I was the same way about him. Like, oh, my God. Yeah, same with me. He goes, hi, can I take a picture of you and your significant or something? You want to take a picture of me and Ronnie, I think. And I was like, sure. And he goes, and I'm like, who are you? And he was like, oh, I'm a space boy. And I went, what? Like, I freaked. And I went, let me bow to you real quick, please. But anyways, this is Danny's first tailgate. Yeah, I've never been to any of this. I can't wait. He's going to be learned. We're going to meet at my house at 4 o'clock in the morning and go to the studio. Just for the record, I'm not just, I wasn't being creepy. I take pictures of everybody. I'm a camera whore. No way. You were so nice to me from the get-go. It's on his wallpaper, though, which is the weird part. Yes. You ever seen the movie One Hour Photo? And it's just, yeah, exactly. It's just Peaches cut out. Yes.
And let me just tell you all, as me and Peaches were saying before, not to be rude, the only time I will have some conversation is when they replay an old bit to move from studio to studio. Correct. I am bringing my own radio. And don't talk to me until it's like a clean break. I'm going to try to possibly bring my computer and the webcam that we're using for the podcast so that P1s can actually see what's going on at the tailgate live. And we can also... Oh, you know how they've implemented stick cam since they went to that gym place for the sumo wrestling? Yeah, yeah. How much do you want to bet they're going to have their stick cam on for the whole 28-hour show so you can look in the studio during the broadcast? That would be cool. I don't know. I think they'll do that because they wanted to do that last year so bad. Yeah, they did. They wanted to do it, Danny. Oh, my God. I've had conversations with Mikey about this. Oh, aren't you? Well, I go to his house and I've like totally like recorded him and met his child and I'm going to have his next baby. You know, I am P1 Denny. You know it. All right. Well, we've got to go, guys. It is about. I have one announcement before we wrap it up. Oh, well, because I didn't because I didn't prep you. I got to make the announcement. Next podcast is going to be in three weeks.
Oh, oh, oh. We are doing a three-hour show. The three-hour show. The three-hour show. Just sit right down and I'll tell a tale of Danny and Space Boy. We got the Peachy and Sanjaya and Quimby, too. Oh, my God. And Quimby, too. The three-hour show. Oh, my God. So we're booking special guests. That was great. Yes, yes, yes. You'll probably be hearing. Yes, we're booking. Yes, we're booking. We're also planning some games that you've heard and some new ones as well. And we will be doing the hot seat, ladies and gentlemen. Everybody only gets to ask one question of each person, not the three questions, just one. We don't know. We're going to do it. I want to be friends with you guys. It's one question. It's already been shot down by two members. One question. It's already been shot down by two members. I'm too sensitive for this. And it looks like three now over here. I didn't shoot it down. Really? I thought you did.
No, he told me it sounded interesting. Sounds very interesting. Really? Yeah. We just want one question. Okay. We can put rules and parameters on it, but one question. All you get to do is ask each person one question. All right. But we're going to do it. So, you know. I already just got sick. Oh, my God. Yeah. All right. I don't like it, but I'm down. We're also going to have a spelling bee with Peaches and Danny. No, we're not. We're not doing a spelling bee. Come on, Danny. We're so smart. No, we're doing low IQ haiku. No, no. I'm going to fail at spelling bee. And you know what's funny is we could call it the stoner spelling bee because they'll just be spelling like stoners. All right. Well, we've got to wrap this up, kids. My doorbell's ringing right now. Oh, it is? No. Oh. I was like, really? I've got to go get some food for these. people. Yes, you do. But it's been another great podcast. Hey, with four of us, we carried it off. Yeah. What up? Space Boy even talked. Really? Yes, he did. I'm so proud of you, Space Boy. Remix. Remix. Wicca, wicca, wicca, wicca. So anyway, so next show in three weeks is the three-hour show. Folks, get ready because we're going to be crazy.
We love Sam. It's a great way to end the show. Worst song ever. Danny is a homo. He likes nothing. He has no pegs. He is dead. Danny is a homo. Homo, homo, homo. Daddy is a homo. Nobody likes him. All right. Well, thank you for joining the P.Y. Podcast. Please join us next week for episode 15 of the three-hour show. Next week. Three weeks. Three weeks. I don't even know. Stoner over here. Shut your face, ass. All right. And wrap it up. She needs some Gaworka burger.
Wrap it up now. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. You lock it up. You lock it up. We need the wrap it up box. You lock it up. Where's the wrap it up music? Because I can't take this anymore. So he's always like, what? He doesn't get it. I thought we were still going. Danny, check your PMs. Oh, did someone say hit it? Oh, you're so cold. Listen, P.O., let me just tell you a thing. I love you. I'm going to have some new babies. And maybe get an STD from you. I love you. So have a great week. Have a good week. Big announcement on the Mikey Show on Monday. Please visit P1Site.com and MikeyShow.com for all the needs of a P1. Love you guys. We are outie 5,000 G. Peace.