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Track 12 - Tone Deaf Karaoke
2006
Best Of Album - 2006 - What Do You Think Of The Name Shilo?KIOZRock 105.3
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On the radio show, Ashley's terrible singing is mocked as she attempts to guess song titles, leading to Artie's embarrassment when he can't identify her off-key rendition. Lance wins an Xbox game by correctly guessing Elton John's song, while Bean Counter's correct guess of Kelly Clarkson's song sparks a joke about the human body and the winner's sexuality. Mary jokes about Ashley's potential as a 'retard rapper,' and Gin and Juice is humorously identified by Mary, leading to Eric's eventual correct guess of Van Halen, ending the segment with a funny reaction.
What happened, in order
Ashley's Bad Singing
Ashley is mocked for her terrible singing, and the game involves guessing song titles based on her off-key attempts.
Artie's Embarrassing Moment
Artie is embarrassed when he can't identify a song Ashley is singing, leading to a humorous exchange about her singing.
Lance's Correct Guess
Lance correctly identifies the song as Elton John's, winning an Xbox game and impressing the host.
Bean Counter's Correct Guess
Bean Counter correctly guesses Kelly Clarkson's song, leading to a humorous comment about the human body and a joke about the winner's sexuality.
Ashley's Rapping Potential
Mary jokes that Ashley could be a 'retard rapper' and that her rapping would be weird but a hit if recorded.
Gin and Juice Moment
Mary correctly identifies Ashley's rapping as 'Gin and Juice' by Snoop Dogg, leading to a humorous reaction.
Eric's Incorrect Guess
Eric fails to guess the song correctly, and the host plays the last two seconds of the clip for him to try again.
Van Halen Revelation
Eric finally correctly identifies the song as Van Halen, ending the segment with a humorous reaction.
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Alright, it's time to play. Oh yeah. Ashley, we gotta send you to American Idol. That'd be so fun. Yeah, I'll totally do it. Cause Ashley, um... is a bad singer. Yeah, she's a bad singer. Actually the worst. The worst singer ever. Alright, P1 Wevel. Are you there? Wevel! Are you there, Wevel? I'm here, man. Alright, dude. You ready to play Tone Deaf Karaoke? Yeah. Alright, man. Eddie, what's the price? We have some brand new Xbox 360 games like Call of Duty. Really? Awesome!
I mean, you'll have to get a 360 at some point, but you have the games. We have that? Wow. Holy cow. I mean, you're screwed if you don't have a 360. Incentive to go buy one. This would be a good reason to go buy Xbox 360. We got games. This is the way that it's played. We have tape recordings of Ashley singing with her iPod on her ears, and you have to try to tell us a title or an artist. And that's it. All right. Here we go. Come on. That's not really a song. Come on. B1 Wevo, can you give me a title or an artist? Jesus Christ. I don't know. Blink 180? That is incorrect.
What was that? I don't know. P1 Ben? That's crazy. If you know what it is, don't tell me. I'm going to play it for you again, and then when it's over, you give me a title or artist, and you win, okay? All right. Here we go. How does she know some words and can't sing the title? Doesn't know the title of the song. Or can't sing it legibly. P1, Ben, can you give me a title or artist? Oh, no, dude. It sounds like something my sister listens to, but I have no idea what that is. No, it's actually Queen. Now that you know, listen to her again. I did sing.
That's not even in the song, right? That's not part of the song. No. It's a jellyfish. Jellyfish? That's really hideous. That was odd. P1 Artie. Are you there, Artie? All right, man. You ready to play tone deaf karaoke? Very uncomfortable. Shut up. Here comes your song, all right? Here we go. What's going on? Artie. Yeah. Can you give me a title or artist of that song? Is this stroke deaf karaoke? Shut up. That's just mean. You sound ridiculous in these. Yeah, dude. I don't blame you. P1 Lance. How's it going? All right, Lance. If you know what it is, don't say I'm going to play it again, and then when it's done, you tell me. Good luck. If I was a sculptor, I know.
Oh, boy. I like to look at Ashley while the clip plays back because she listens to it like, that's not bad. That's pretty interesting. I like what I'm hearing. I like. P1 Lance, are you there? Yeah. Can you give me a title or artist? Is it Elton John? You are correct. What? Holy my God. How did you know that? Oh my God. But then again, no. Because they sounded beautiful. I'm joking. Traditionally the same thing. Travel and show. Wow. No, it's not much, but it's the best I can do. I can't believe that's what she was saying. Your song? Come on. That was your song by Elton John. She can keep it. You're going to win yourself an Xbox game. Hang on the line, please, Lance. Awesome, thanks. Next up is P1 Bean Counter. How are you, Bean Counter? Good. Here comes your song. Try to decipher what it is, okay? Will do. Can you give me a title or artist there, P1 Bean Counter? Kelly Clarkson?
You are correct. Wow. He pulled that out. This bit is a fascinating look at the human body. It really is. And how the human body works. And how each of our human bodies work so differently. Because Ashley's body works so differently than Kelly Clarkson's. Oh, man. I'll say. They are two different kinds of instruments. But you're a winner, bean counter. Hang on the line. It's a good thing that guy was gay. I don't think he would have gotten it up. No, Sean. No, that's not fair. P1 Mary, are you there? Hey, how's it going? Here comes your song in tone-deaf karaoke. We're doing good. When the song ends, you try to give us a title or artist. Are you ready? Ready. Here we go.
Kick a little something with the Drews. And get the bills in the Deuce. Please do in the morning. I'm going because my mama ain't home. I got pictures in the living room getting it on. And they ain't leaving until six. Six in the morning. It's what you want to do too. I got a pocket for the rubbers that my homeboys do too. That's my favorite one yet. That's my favorite one. That is my new ringtone. Let me tell you something. I like that better than the original. I like that better than the original. You know what? Let me tell you something. That is definitely her favorite kind of music. So when you hear her get into her favorite kind of music, like she is kicking it large. Keep coming up with funky jams like every single day. May I kick a little something with the juice and get the pills in the juice. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you guys something. I know you guys are going to think I'm out of my mind. You guys are going to think I'm out of my mind. I'm telling you, Ashley could be a retard rapper.
I'm telling you, if they put her in a studio and they recorded her rapping and put music behind it, it would be so unusual and weird. It would be a hit. I'm telling you. Thank you. Mary, can you give me a title or artist? Is it Snoopaloop? You are correct. Gin and juice. I got to hear Ashley doing that again. That's my favorite one ever. But somehow, someway, keep coming up with funky ass jams like every single day. That's the best one ever. Give me a little mine on my money. Oh yeah, that's the best one ever.
P1 Mary, hang in the line, okay? Oh, man. We got to say, listen. Ashley, that's crazy. I want you to take that one, and I want you to leave it on my button bar forever, okay? Just put it somewhere else, but I want that one forever. Okay. The jam. That's right. Yeah, get down with it. P1 Showbiz. Yes, sir. Okay. Now, listen up. You're going to be the last guy today in tone-deaf karaoke, all right? All right. All right, I'm going to give you a clip. When it's done, you give me a title or artist, okay? Sounds good. Here we go. Oh, my God. Everybody okay? P1 Showbiz, can you give me a title or artist? Oh, so close, Showbiz. That is incorrect. P1 Eric, I'm going to play it for you one more time. When it's done, you give me your title or artist, okay? Here we go. Last two seconds of that, very memorable. P1 Eric, give me a title or artist.
No, it was not. It was Van Halen. There you go. Wow.