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Track 6 - Ashlee Pulp Fiction
2006
Best Of Album - 2006 - What Do You Think Of The Name Shilo?KIOZRock 105.3
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A Chicago woman's $100,000 Borders lawsuit over an allegedly loose toilet seat opened the show, but the hosts quickly derailed into Applebee's, Chili's, and baby back ribs. They then debated the name of a half-lemonade, half-iced-tea drink and mocked the claim that it was an Italian restaurant specialty. Mike, Ash, Ashley, Matt, and the others turned that confusion into a long Pulp Fiction quotation game involving the Royale with Cheese, foot massages, Honey Bunny, Zed, and the gimp. The central joke was that the film's menacing dialogue became ridiculous when performed in Ashley's voice, an association they said would spoil—or improve—every future viewing.
What happened, in order
Borders toilet-seat lawsuit
A Chicago woman sued Borders for at least $100,000, alleging that an unsecured toilet seat shifted, made her fall onto the tile floor, and caused permanent spinal injuries.
Applebee's confusion
A host inexplicably heard Applebee's instead of Borders, sending the group into a tangent about Matt's recent Chili's meal and its baby back ribs.
The mystery drink
One host revealed that half lemonade and half iced tea had replaced Diet Coke as the drink ordered every time, while the group struggled to remember its familiar name.
Olive Garden logic
The hosts mocked the idea that the lemonade-and-tea mixture was an Italian specialty by comparing it to mistaking a Big Mac for a generic burger.
Royale with cheese
Mike, Ash, and the others slid into an extended Pulp Fiction riff about Amsterdam fries, the metric system, and a Royale with Cheese.
Foot-massage callback
A wish for a foot massage prompted more Pulp Fiction references before the hosts suggested Mike get simultaneous pedicures and compare the results.
Pulp Fiction in Ashley's voice
The group discovered that violent Pulp Fiction dialogue sounded absurd in Ashley's voice and repeatedly performed famous lines to make her protest.
One-woman Pulp Fiction
The hosts imagined a stage performance of the entire movie in Ashley's voice, then acted out Honey Bunny, Zed, and other scenes.
The gimp finale
The bit peaked with more notorious movie lines, and the hosts admitted that Ashley's voice would now permanently color every future viewing of Pulp Fiction.
People mentioned
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why is a woman in chicago suing borders bookstore over a toilet seat well the woman claims that she is now permanently disfigured because of what happened in the restroom at that borders in chicago um she says that they had an unsecured toilet seat so when she went to sit down the toilet sheets uh toilet Seat shifted to the side. Causing her to fall on the tile floor. She says she landed on her buttocks and it caused multiple spine injuries. So she's suing for at least $100,000 in damages. Where is that at? Applebee's? No, Borders Books in Chicago. Applebee's. I thought that's what she said. How did you get that? I don't know. Chain? No. You know where we ate the other day when, Matt, I hadn't eaten there in I can't tell you how long. 30 years. No, it was Chili's. Ah, Chili's ain't bad. Yeah, I love Chili's. I had not been to a Chili's. Some baby back ribs? Yep. Nice. They're pretty good. Nice. Yay.
I got a new drink that I get every time now. Vodka tonic. It's really good with a slice of lime. You know what I order every time now? This is my thing. Every single time. I don't get Diet Cokes anymore. Same thing every time. I know what it is. I saw you do it the other day. Where? I don't remember. Where were we? Do it. Where were we at? La la la. Where did we all go? And you didn't like it. I don't remember. Skye, where did we all go? I don't even remember that. It's going to drive me nuts. Anyway. Yeah, it's half lemonade, half iced tea. Mezzo y mezzo. Little iced tea. What? There's another name for it. Mezzo y mezzo? Mezzo y mezzo. I used to make them fresh at an Italian restaurant I used to work at. I think that that's what they called them at that restaurant. But it was very authentic. Maybe is that what it means in Italian? Let's figure it out. Whatever. Just get out of her own way. I mean, seriously. The train is coming, kiddo. She's a never head. She's a never head. She's a never head. She's a never head. She's a never head.
Oh, that's called the Joe's Crab Shop Special. Yeah. In other countries? Yeah. Arnold Palmer? No, no. No. That's called the Olive Garden Green. Yeah. Maybe it's an Italian thing. I know that because I used to work at a restaurant called the Olive Garden. Shut up. Maybe you have heard of this. They made that drink. All right. Like, yeah, you know what I really like? I really like two all-beef patties on a sesame seed bun. That's called a Big Mac, Mike. No, I think it's just called a burger, Ash. Nope. It's called a Big Mac or a quarter pounder with cheese. Okay. That's what I know it by. Or Le Big Mac. Yes. You're in Amsterdam. You know that in Amsterdam, they dip their fries in mayonnaise? Get out of here. You know what they call a quarter pounder? What? With cheese? What? A royale with cheese. Me? Because they don't have the metric system over there. Okay. I don't know what the metric system is, but they don't have it. That's what they tell me. No, they ain't got it. I bought my hash over there. Yeah. You know what a pilot is? What a what is? A pilot. A pilot? Yeah, isn't that like a person that flies in an airplane? Well, yeah.
But it's also like when somebody is trying to make a TV show, they film what is called a pilot. Why am I talking to myself over there? I wish I could have a foot massage. Whoa, that's crazy. Why are you talking to myself? That can mean a lot. What do you mean? A foot massage can mean more than just a foot massage. What do you mean? It's not like it's personal or something. Hey, we're citing Pulp Fiction lines. Stop. P1 Nick. Hey, Mikey, I was thinking you should have both of those girls give you pedicures, one on each foot, and then you could compare them in the end. Yeah, there you go. That'd be really gay. Yeah. Ultra, ultra, ultra super gay. Hey, we announced earlier that we got our P1 Poker Tournament going on. Going to be at Saquon Sunday, August the 20th. $50 buy-in. Look at the big brain on bread. What? I got this line I'd like to recite as a baby. Stop. Ezekiel 25. Why are you doing this? The path of the righteous is beset. Is that a big kahuna burger? Okay. May I wash it down with your tasty soda? Okay. What? That is a tasty burger. Why are you mimicking Pulp Fiction in my voice? This is a tasty burger. Stop it.
I don't understand, but I don't like it. Oh, did I get your attention? No, no, no. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, right. Can't even get it right. You're making me want to see that movie. I'm going to go home today and watch Pulp Fiction. And do it all in Ashley's voice. Exactly. It would do the whole thing done in Ashley's voice. It would be like the one-man Star Wars guy. They're at the Civic Theater. I'd like to thank you all for coming to this rendition of Pulp Fiction and Ashley's voice. Who's Ashley? Just watch, okay? It's funny. Oh my gosh. Okay. I love you, honey Benny. It's awesome. All right, you effing peas, move. Or I'll execute every mother effing one of you. Okay. I want a pot. Eddie, hot. Peabody pancakes. Whose chopper is this? It's Zed's. Who's Zed? Zed's dead, baby. Okay. All right. Oh, goodness. Okay.
That's funny, man. I don't know why. Get out the gimp. Pulp Fiction lines in Ashley's voice. That's funny. Anytime I see Pulp Fiction from this moment on, all I'm going to think about is Ashley's voice doing it. I'm going to go medieval on your ass. Couple pipe-wielding Negroes. Why is that so funny? I don't know. I don't know, but it is.