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What Do You Think Of The Name Shilo -
Track 7 - B-Rob Dirtbag Song
2006
Best Of Album - 2006 - What Do You Think Of The Name Shilo?KIOZRock 105.3
Broke lifestyleSleeping on a cotStruggles with women (hoes)Car critiqueDrinking and drivingGrammy mentionradio showsleeping on cotfinancial strugglesgrand am car critiquedewey consequences
The radio show features a host who recounts his broke lifestyle, including sleeping on a cot, struggling with financial issues like not being able to afford baked beans, and being an eligible bachelor with a goat. He criticizes his car, the Grand Am, for its poor condition and mentions drinking and driving, which led to a Dewey and now he must walk on the street. The host also references a Grammy, hinting at a potential award, before abruptly ending the segment. He repeatedly identifies himself as the 'gentleman caller' and emphasizes his 'broke-ass dirtbag' status.
What happened, in order
The Cot and the Slot
The host describes sleeping on a cot and the need to 'hit the slot' as a way to survive, highlighting his broke lifestyle and the struggle with hoes trying to get at him.
The Broken Dreams
The host talks about his financial struggles, including not being able to afford basic things like baked beans and being an eligible bachelor with a goat.
The Car Critique
The host criticizes his car, the Grand Am, comparing its exterior to being dirty and the interior not being 'purday' (a term for something not good).
The Drinking and Driving
The host mentions drinking and driving, leading to getting a Dewey, and now he has to use his feet on the street.
The Gentleman Caller
The host introduces himself as the 'gentleman caller' and repeats the theme of sleeping on a cot and the need to 'hit the slot,' emphasizing his broke-ass dirtbag status.
The Grammy Mention
The host mentions a Grammy, indicating a potential award or event, and then abruptly ends the segment.
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Sleepin' on a cot Sleepin' on a cot When the hoes try to get at me Gotta hit the slot Gotta hit the slot Gotta hit the slot And I'm from a different latitude Gotta love the socks Gotta love the socks Gotta love the socks And I'm sleepin' down my arm And I can't afford dumb And I'm growin' out my dreads Cause I got it goin' on I'm a broke dude With some broke dreams Wish I could afford A can of baked beans Eligible bachelor Do you like my goat? Honeys like to play with it when I'm in the throat. The Grand Am exterior like dirty. The interior is not exactly purday. It would not surprise you. Here's the news like Huey. I drank when I drove. Ma, that's how I got a Dewey. Now I hit the street. Now I gotta use my feet. With the S to the R, double do. Still compete. So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that Yankee, Johnny Damon. My Red Talk's in October again, bitch. And when I'm all up in it, it could take a second. Matter of fact.
I'm the gentleman caller and I'm rolling PB. I'm a broke-ass dirtbag. Sleeping on a cot. Sleeping on a cot. Sleeping on a cot. When the hoes try to get at me. Gotta hit the slot. Gotta hit the slot. Gotta hit the slot. And I'm from a different latitude. Gotta love the socks. Gotta love the socks. Gotta love the socks. And I'm sleeping down my arm and I can't afford dumb. And I'm growing out my dreads cause I got it going on. I think I'm gonna feed off on that last part. Then we get a Grammy. I'm out.