28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 22

0:00show. Hello. Hey, Mikey. Yeah. Yeah, it's P1 Boston. How are you? Hey, I wanted to let you guys know that, uh, I know it's my fault for waiting so long, but I went out to rent the, uh, the Lord of the Rings for tonight. Uh-huh. And every, every store and every blockbuster or whatever in Oceanside is completely rented out of, uh, the Lord of the Rings. In Oceanside? Oh, no. It's impossible to get it right now. Uh, Boston Rob, one thing I'm going to put you, thank you for the call. Um, one thing I'm going to put Boston Rob on is I want you to go in the other room at some point and start calling around and finding out where we are with that. I'll be interested to find out. Oh, that's a great idea.

0:33Yeah, to start calling blockbusters, Hollywood videos, start calling those places and finding out if they have copies of Lord of the Rings and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Those are the movies we're going to watch tonight starting at 10 o'clock. Now, we are two hours away from watching Lost. And we're going to be doing our big lost viewing party yeah or are we going to be doing a lost viewing party oh my god i don't know that's right so uh now i guess we need to let a couple of listeners win the opportunity to come in here and do that with us oh to watch lost am i right and to watch the

1:17other one nice all right so uh what we're going to do is i'm going to clear out some phone lines here clear out some phone lines give me a call right now 570-1053 call me right now 570-1053 and you're going to answer a tribute question about the mikey show uh only true p1s will be allowed to watch lost with us at nine o'clock in the studio and watch the movies with us a little bit later awesome you got to be a good person man we don't want any yahoos coming in uh mikey show who's this this is alan p1 uh p1 alan alan how old are you um 21 it's just a real quick

1:59question off the subject of uh what you guys were going over right now go ahead earlier we dropped off uh some uh new energy drink mdx yeah we got it man thank you very very much right on i was wondering if you tried it? I haven't tried it yet, and the reason for that is I can't start drinking stuff that will boost my energy until later on because I'll come down. I'll crash from it. Right on. But I will try it later on. Yeah, for you guys, I knew you guys were going to need it later on. Alright, thank you. Take it easy. Appreciate it. Mikey

2:33Show, who's this? Hey, Mikey, it's P1 Mike, otherwise known as Mario Batali's Groovy, man. Ah. Hey, What's going on, man? Are you calling for the opportunity to come and hang out while we watch Lost? I get this. I heard it, and I was calling. You're already calling. You know, I'm a realtor. I've got to take a listing tonight, man. That's okay, dude. I've got to take more calls, though, bro, okay? All right, take it easy, buddy. Thank you, man. Mikey Show, who's this? Mikey Show, who's this? There you go.

3:06Mikey Show, who's this? This is Crystal. P1 Crystal. All right, Crystal, are you calling for the opportunity to watch Lost with us tonight? Yes, I am. Okay. I am going to ask you a trivia question about the Mikey Show. If you can answer it correctly, you can come in and watch Lost with us, okay? Okay. I need you to tell me what a P1 is. A P1 is someone that calls in, they listen exclusively to the Mikey Show, they do not cuss, and they put you on the radio, and it's straight to their point. That is correct. That is correct, Crystal. I need you to hang on the line, okay?

3:38Okay. All right. Hold on. Ashley, you need to let her know where she needs to be and what time to watch Lost. Okay. Should we take somebody that will watch Lord of the Rings with us? Sure. Now, remember, if you're going to watch Lord of the Rings with us, you've got to be available from 10 o'clock at night to well over midnight. That movie is how long? Two hours and 30 minutes long, approximately? Yeah, it's over two hours. Yeah. Mikey Show, who's this? Steve, who's this?

4:10This is Mikey. What's up, bro? Why are you calling, bro? To talk. I heard you all day, man. I'm driving around all day. Well, that's wonderful, dude. Awesome. Thank you very much. You got to know why you're calling. Mikey, show who's this? All right. Mikey, show who's this? Hey, this is P1 Chris. Chris, how are you? Great. Why are you calling? Hey, I want to tell Mikey that he has a great show right now. Thank you. And, um, I want to pledge $25 to, um, are you guys going to do a review on this? Who's this?

4:48This is you and Brandon. Brandon. Brandon, why are you calling? I want to come in and see Lord of the Rings with you. All right. How old are you? 21. All right. You got to answer a trivia question about the Mikey show. Okay. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much, Bobby Colonels. I need you to name for me the two women on the Mikey Show. That'd be Sky and Ashley. You are correct.

5:21You have just won the opportunity to watch Lord of the Rings with us. Awesome. You can bring one person with you. Cool. All right. I need you to hang on the line. Ashley will give you some information. Sure. I will now taste what I already know, and that is that the strip club located in the gas lamp, and it is not a strip club in the way that you'd think. You know the food's good when Eddie takes a bite, and then he shakes his head like, you know? Like, yeah.

5:55Like, it's so good, I can't even acknowledge how good it is. Oh, that's good. Dude, did he give you some mac and cheese? I haven't tasted it. Holy crap. It's like you're offended by how good it is. It's like it makes you angry. Oh, hello. What? Oh, I got a voicemail. Sorry. I had two. It ringed. I think I may have some friends. How many? How many? Outside. How many emails I got? How many? 238.

6:28P1 Trixie? Yes. Would you like to try to win the chance to come in and watch the Lord of the Rings with us? Absolutely. All right. You need to answer a question about the show. Okay. I'm new in town, but I love you and I'll try. Have you been listening to us? I've been listening to you for two months. All right. Eddie, do you have a question for her? If you don't, I do. You've got your mouth full. I've got my mouth full. All right. How many hours is the marathon we are currently embarked on? Oh, my gosh.

7:0128? You are correct. That's awesome. You are correct, Trixie. All right, now, can you be down here at 10 o'clock at night? Absolutely, I'll be down there. All right, now, let me put you on hold, and Ashley will give you the information. Thank you, you're awesome. You are, hang on. Mmm, Eddie. This is unbelievable. It's outrageous. You know what? I was telling Russell about this place. Took him to eat there. And let me tell you about the mushrooms that they have.

7:36Now, the Gaslam Strip Club is located on 5th. It's right next door to Dick's Last Resort. And we should say, like, the key to this place is you cook your own steak. Yeah, that is the extremely cool part about it. And, Bobby Colonels, when you get a chance, can you get me a caffeine-free Diet Coke? Yeah. The cool thing about it is you take a bunch of friends there. It looks like an upscale restaurant and bar, like a hop and bar, man, going off kind of bar. And a really nice restaurant.

8:08And people go in there, and you cook your own steak. They bring you the meat. You go stand in a community style, which is fun. People are having a good time laughing, joking around. And then you order these sides. And the sides are absolutely fantastic. I don't mean to be rude, but we are going to, I don't want to eat in your ear, which we have been doing. But we do have to eat dinner. So I'm going to play some stuff, give you an example of what the Mikey show is all about. This is something that we do on the show. It is called Tyrone and Tortilla.

8:45All right. That is the sound of the Tyrone and Tortilla show. Now, that is our alter egos. I am a black man in Tyrone and Tortilla. I am a Latino. Yes. Of Tortilla. And what we do is we get these people that call up and they want to be interviewed and we do like a reverse practical joke on them because they're calling us instead of us calling them. And they think that they're on a real show, but they're not. They're getting us playing the roles of Tyrone and Tortilla. And we jack with them. And we paint them to be racist when they're really not.

9:19And this one's great. Like this guy, this is like almost the most perfect situation to be able to do this. This guy's name is Stephen Mordell. He's holding on the line. He can't hear us right now. So what is this guy, Eddie? He's written a book about how NASCAR is, like, integrating into America. It's not like a redneck sport anymore. Right. Which is awesome. Because, I mean, that's the perfect victim for Tyrone and Tortilla. All right, you ready? Yeah. Hello, is this Stephen Mordell? Yes, it is.

9:51Hey, Stephen, thank you for coming on the show. My name is Tyrone. - Mi amo tortilla. - And that means my name's tortilla. and together we are the Tyrone and Tortilla Show. Welcome to the program. Check it out, man. Thank you for having me. Yeah, well, now listen. This man has written a book called The Changing Face of NASCAR. How Middle America Became Stock Car Fans. That's right. Now, let me ask you, Stephen Mordell, what makes you such a friggin' expert on NASCAR?

10:29Well, first of all, I'm a big fan of NASCAR, and second of all, I tend to look at NASCAR in a different way than most people. Yeah. Now, is it true that the only black race car driver in NASCAR was a man by the name of Willie T. Ribs? Yes, that is, in fact, true, except he was a racer in the truck series. Now, was that some sort of racist name dreamed up by Whitey? I mean, where was boxcar Bobby Big Lips? Was he ever in any of those series?

11:05What about Willie T. Watermelon, Shoe Shine, Leroy Smith? How come, why he be called Willie T. Ribs? It was Manny Jumpy Bean. Yeah, that's rude. Well, that was his actual name. I mean, I sort of, I understand what you're getting at. Stephen Burrito. Yeah, yeah. How come they don't have, Tortilla wants to know, What about Stephen Burrito? That's just racist. Yes, that would be racist, but that was in fact his true name. Uh-huh. Now listen, you know how at the dog races, the greyhounds all chase a mechanical bunny around the track? Uh, yes.

11:46Is it true when NASCAR first started out, the drivers chased a mechanical black man in overalls? No, that is not true at all, and please do not be... You're saying that is not true. That is not true. That is not true. Okay, all right, well, I stand corrected. Doctor! Go ahead, Tortilla. I heard you said there are no Mexican drivers in NASCAR because they can't fit their entire families in those kind of cars. Why would you say that? Did I say this in my book?

12:19Yeah! Absolutely not. You're a racist. I thought you did. Now, let me ask you. We're talking to Stephen Mordell, expert on NASCAR. He says it's not just a redneck sport anymore. He says everybody be watching NASCAR. Well, that's right. Actually, there's a great cross-section of America right now that appreciates NASCAR as being cross-cultural. Let me ask you, Stephen Mordell. I know some of the NASCAR sponsors. You got Tortilla Budweiser.

12:54You got your... Viagra. Yeah, Coors Light, Viagra. You got, what's the name of the beer, the other beer? You got Bush Beer as the sponsors. When are you going to have the Colt 45 Ford or the Cavazier Chevrolet integrate more black things in? How come there ain't no Jerry Curl mobile out there? How come there isn't more black sponsors? Well, that may have been true before, but NASCAR now accepts all kinds of drivers.

13:33I haven't seen no Kentucky Fried Chicken Dodge. Well, you may be the Jose Cuervo Ford. Yeah, Tortilla. See, Tortilla gets it. Hey, is it true that NASCAR actually stands for Negroes are steering clear of auto racing? That is not true. That's not true? No. Hey, vato. Go ahead. Why aren't there more Mexicans in the pits? We can take tires off of cars faster than you crackers. Yeah.

14:06That's what Tortilla said. Well, there is people of every race in the pits, and for the reason that they're good at what they do, everybody has a special skill, and that's what makes the pit crews as talented as they are. We're talking to Stephen Mordell. He's the author of The Changing Face of NASCAR, How Middle America Became Stock Car Fan. Now, let me ask you, why is it that on the black and white checkered flag, there's more white checkers than black checkers? Hmm?

14:44Good point. Jack Blackhater? I don't believe that would be true. Yeah, there is. I counted. I have a question. Yes? How is one able to maneuver tight corners while peering through a pillowcase with two holes cut in it? You should know, Dr. Houseboy. Hmm, well, nobody is allowed to wear a pillowcase while driving, and I don't think anybody would, even if they were. A professor car. Go ahead, Tortilla. I once drove in a NASCAR race.

15:18Really? Or maybe I was chasing down somebody in my apartment parking lot. I can't remember. I was too methed out. Yeah, Tortilla says he was too methed out. We're talking to a guy who knows about NASCAR on the telephone. Hey, let me ask you. When you're changing your oil, how do you avoid getting all those grease stains all over those nice white sheets? Hello? Thank you. I don't believe that this interview is about me changing my oil. Tortilla?

15:51Hey, Tom. Go ahead. No, his name's Steven. Oh, it is. Steven Mordell, NASCAR man. Tom. Go ahead. Want to know what Dale Earnhardt says about race relations in your sport? Um, I probably already know. Yeah, come on. He hit the wall, dude. He ain't alive. Okay, hello. Hey, when driving, how do you keep your hands at 10 and 2? Or do you prefer to hang them high? That's a joke, like, you know, a lynching joke.

16:24Oh, that's funny. Yeah, that's a pretty good one. Good one. Anyway, Tom. Sorry, Stephen Mordell. Are you still there? Oh, yes, I'm still there. How is it even possible? Let me ask you, Tortilla. Can I ask you something, Tortilla? Sure. How do these people end up staying on the phone? They like us. Yeah, I mean, the man clearly been insulted. Is it because you're just trying to sell your book at any cost? Stephen Mordell out. Yeah, you're a sellout. Typical whitey.

16:57I would like to dispel any inaccuracies that might be stated about my book. I understand. I understand. Well, thank you, Stephen Mordell, for coming on the air. You've been boring. Hey, one more question before we let you go. What do you call a black person in NASCAR? What do you call them? A race car driver, you racist. What's your problem? Figure it out, man. Yeah, like they're going to have a different name just because they're in NASCAR?

17:30Please. Thank you for having me. Negro, please. That dude's so mad at us. Thank you, Dan. Peace out, man. Peace out. Dude's so mad at us because we played that one again. I didn't realize I was playing that one a second time. I got to have her take them out. I just told her to switch them out. Take them out. God, I messed up. That's fine. Hey, man, funny's funny. Yeah, I hadn't played it for a long time. Clint is hanging out with us. Clint, how are you? I'm great, man. I am loving the show. I've been listening off and on since probably about 7.30 this morning. We're on hour number 13, 13 hours, 21 minutes. Did you hear me do my football interview, Clint?

18:05I did. How weird is that? Liked it a lot. Isn't that weird? It's just... Well-dempts. Well-dempts. It's weird to hear, you know, just how you guys... I don't know how you guys are doing this, because I... No matter how much you have planned or whatever, it's just how do you keep your head from just wandering off to, like, look at all the pretty colors. Well, they do start doing that pretty soon. That's when it gets really funny. Yeah. When it's real weird is tomorrow morning. When we've been on for 24 hours, it gets real weird, because we're punchy, man. We get real punchy.

18:37I mean, we got, like, celebrities calling in tomorrow morning and stuff, and they're not going to know what hit them. It's going to be so awkward. It's going to sound real strange. But the strange thing is, man, you consider what you do in a day. I mean, if you consider, at 7.20 at night, first of all, 7.20 on a Wednesday night is an AA meeting that I'm usually at. But when I think about the things that I've done already leading up. I'd be washing the boys. All right, Eddie. Scrub-a-scrub-a-scrub-a-scrub-a. Okay, dude. Thank you. I'm just saying, you know, you... The old wire brush.

19:08Got it, Eddie. Eddie, Eddie. You don't have a... Got it getting good. You don't do it. Sean, you know what I'm talking about, huh, buddy? I think I do. Yeah. Sean actually helps me. Yeah. Is that right? Learning something new, huh? How's that? Well, he pours milk all over my body. We get all lubed up. What does the milk do for you? Look at me. He cleans me like a cat. Oh, you suck. Go to hell. No more food. Oh, are you kidding me?

19:41Come on. Come on. We're going to throw up. What is it now? I'll have one. I mean, you know how much food we got in here? Want to go halves on a baby? It's cooking good looking. Oh, I heard that earlier, though. I got to find that cut. That was awesome. B-Rob. It's cooking good looking. Weren't you guys comparing whether he or intern Bobby Colonels could, who could get more numbers or something? We should review what we've done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, first of all, what was that? How do I find it? What was it called? Number game.

20:11Number game. Rob something. All right. I'm here. So full. I think this is it. Hey, it's cooking good looking. You stupid idiot. You sound so dumb and drunk. Hey, what's cooking, good-looking? Hey, what's cooking, good-looking? Where was that? Yeah, where were you, Rob? Hell? No. No, that's where the woman was. I was either at PB, Bar and Grill, or Longboards. One of those random.

20:46Hey, what's cooking, good-looking? You ignoramus. That sounds so stupid. Sometimes it works. Look at his head, Clint. Yeah, what's up with that? I'm full and my hair is... When it's on my ears, it's hot. Hey, did you ask Eddie the question about your hair? Retard. Yeah, I did. What did he say? He said it was okay? Yeah, I got this chick's phone number. You should come down and fix my hair. I'm so full. Have you been drinking for crying out loud? No, dude. I just ate a Kit Kat on top of a Reese's peanut butter cup after eating a steak and a bunch of macaroni and cheese. You're a little distended?

21:19Oh, yeah. You big fat jerk. Let me tell you something about this. Dude, I have not eaten this good since I couldn't even tell you when. I know. I know. You usually don't get this kind of... I'm going into hibernation after the show. I'm going to eat as much as I can. Sleep for like three days. I haven't shaved since Monday. That's going to be my new tradition on the 28-hour show. Let the beard grow out a little bit. Do it. That's right. I don't think... From listening all day, you all... Well, except for B-Rob there.

21:51You all sound fresh. Now, B-Rob, you sound like you are wasted. I'm full. But you guys sound like you're fine, but Mikey, man, you look so tired. Oh, yeah, dude, I am. And B-Rob looks tired. I'd even say that Ashley and intern Bobby Kernels in there are looking a little tired. But Eddie and Sean, you guys look, for some reason, like you're fresh. I'm money right now. And Sean's been napping throughout the day. So to be honest with you. You know, there's a reason he looks so fresh. Dude, that's Sean.

22:25Sean, God dang it. What's your butt? Eddie, do you see what he just did? Did you see what he just did? Eddie? I can't look, dude. I can't look. He let it, Eddie. Eddie, look at me, Eddie. He let it fall out of his mouth. You're such a dumb jerk. Pick it up, Sean. Pick it up. Pick up what you just let roll out of your mouth. Looks like a chihuahua just let loose. Sick a-hole.

22:57Ah, you are a turd. Oh, God. We've had it on Food Network all day long. I did that for you. Did you? Yeah. We've had it on the Food Network all day long. Man, the P1s that are coming in for the movies and lost are going to be well-fed. We have so much food. Yeah, they are. And now Sky's friend, Michelle, she just brought even more food. What'd she bring? A huge thank you to Filippi's Pizza. They brought pizzas, antipasta salads, bread. That's going to be good, though, about 4 o'clock in the morning.

23:30Oh, dude, for the movies? Yeah, so thank you to Filippi's hooking it up here. Where is she? Oh, she's in there. You want her to come in here and say hi? Say hi. Give a plug to the restaurant. Michelle, will you come in here? She's coming. Give a plug to the restaurants, Michelle. Poor thing hurt her back. What happened? What happened to your back? I don't know. I was picking up my niece. Hey, that was very, very sweet of you to bring that in. It's really nice. You may have heard your back, but the front looks pretty good. All right, Sean. Thank you so much. Sean, have some respect. That is awesome.

24:01That's my girl. Can I talk about her breasts the moment she walks in? Anyway, Michelle, thank you very much. Would you like to give a plug to the restaurants and some of the locations and all that stuff? Say something, girl. We've got 12 locations throughout San Diego County. Make sure you visit Escondido, Poway, and Hamul. There you go. There you go. Yeah, Hamul. All right. Come on. I'm helping. Hey, Skye, let's do some news. Okay. You want to? Sure, sure. I'm starting to hit a little bit of a wall. Now, I'll tell you why.

24:33It's because I ate. Yeah. Yep. You know, after you eat, you go through that thing, and then it'll pick up a little bit better. All right. It'll pick up a little bit better. You know what, dude? Sean, that's not it. Sean. Was that really necessary to do to me? Was there something wrong with what I just said? You mean when you mocked me? Oh, no. I was just reiterating what you were saying. I know, but it was very clear, very obvious when I said it. I feel the same way.

25:08That what I said didn't sound very intelligent. I understand that. So when you went on your last potty break, We never did get to talk about Charlize Theron and Halle Berry, if you want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what's the deal with those two? Well, what happened is I guess Charlize Theron was doing an interview with a magazine, the New Yorker magazine. And they were asking her because, you know, she had just, you know, won the Oscar for Monster, her role in Monster. And, you know, they said, oh, so, you know, now is there all this pressure to pick really good roles after you won this Oscar, you know? And according to them, she was quoted as saying that there is pressure finding good roles, quote, note to self, do not become Halle Berry.

25:56Because I guess after Halle Berry won her Monsters Ball, she then went on to do like Catwoman and a whole bunch of, you know, flops. So I guess, you know, obviously this got back to Halle Berry. You know what? What did Charlize Theron say that was wrong? I'll tell you what, now here's the deal And Eddie, you back me up on this one Well, can't he have a choice? If Halle Berry had appeared in some You know, a string of blockbusters

26:28After her Oscar I think that'd be pretty out of line of Charlize Theron Truth is I think she's making kind of an accurate statement Oh, I mean, there's no question She's making an accurate statement It's no doubt insulting You know, I mean, I think from Halle Berry's standpoint I mean, you know, I mean, nobody wants to be pointed out to be made a mistake, you know, or, you know, her mistakes pointed out. Yeah. So what did she say, Scott? Well, so, you know, got back to Halle Berry and then, you know, like, of course, Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight and all those shows are like. Extra.

27:02Yeah, or like stirring it up going, oh, did you hear what Charlize Theron said about you and blah, blah, blah. So, you know, Charlize got word that Halle was upset and said she was going to apologize and send flowers. And will Catwoman be involved in a cat fight as Charlize Theron throws the first barbs out? Yeah, and then so Access Hollywood, of course, then goes to Halle Berry and said, oh, well, did you receive the flowers and apology from Charlize? And Halle Berry says, no, I didn't. But, you know, I didn't really think she was going to send him anyways. I never believe, you know, what people say to the press. Charlize Theron makes monstrous comments about Halle Berry.

27:38Oh, goodness. So as of yet, I guess it's still unresolved. Yeah, and the list. Ashley, how are you feeling? Pretty good. Yeah, pretty sure? Pretty sure I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty sure I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. I hadn't checked in with you. Hi. Eventually, you keep working real hard. You're going to have your own show. That's what I'm hoping for. It's my goal. Is your goal to have your own morning show? Yeah, my big, big goal is to have a morning show where I co-host.

28:15Is that right? Yeah. You mean like the Mikey and Ashley show? Yeah, something clever like that. Yeah? What about just the Ashley show? Yeah, that's catchy. I like that too, huh? Like my best ofs on Saturday. Your best ofs? Well, it's pretty much the Ashley show. Excuse me? Pretty much. Why haven't they started calling it the Ashley show? Well, I don't know why specifically, but I do know that it's catchy, and it sounds good, and that's kind of my mentality when I get in there. I'm just like, yeah, it's Ashley's show. It's me, me, me.

28:46Let's go. Eddie, I can tell that bothers you. It absolutely does. Why is it? What? Well, it's our show. Yeah, that's right. The Mikey show. It's the best of the Mikey show. Yeah, that's right, Ashley. That I put together. Yeah, that Eddie puts together. And then all she does is go in and host it. Yeah, all you do is go in there and host it. Yeah, I host it. Yeah. And she wants to call it the Ashley show? Yeah, that's right. I don't think so. Ashley, I will give you... Where are we? We're in hour number 13 and a half. I will give you time to do your own show right now.

29:22No. Really? Yes. Do I get to use the big mask to you? Oh. Sorry, I had to sneeze. Yeah, I'll do that. Do I get to use the big mask? Do we have anything else we have to do, Eddie? No. No. Wait, does that mean I get to sit in your seat and you sit in my seat? see no you stay there oh crap i thought i mean i don't care it doesn't matter to me uh really yeah if you think you could do it i absolutely would love to do it the ashley show yeah yeah yeah do you have enough stuff in there right now that you could bring up on your little thing and like play a little piece of music if you need it or stuff like that

30:00Well, I can't play anything from my studio, but there's not, I don't necessarily have anything that I could play. No, what I meant by that was like, do you want music beds? Do you want, I don't know, it's up to you, it's the Ashley show. How about this? You could be my producer, okay, and when I cue to you, boom, boom, then you can go ahead and fire up any elements that I need to produce my show. That's fine, I just don't know what elements you need. Yeah, I don't either. Okay. I don't know. All right, it's up to you. You can do whatever you want. Really? What do we do? What do we do? Just go, all right, Ashley.

30:33Yeah. Let's pretend I'm getting off the air. You're coming on the air. Okay. And you're going to be taking over as The Ashley Show. So, hey, listen, thanks for tuning in to The Mikey Show. We'll catch you again next time, but, you know, in the meantime, Ashley's going to take over. Ladies and gentlemen, it's The Ashley Show. Okay, hi, everybody. Welcome to The Ashley Show. i'd like to start off you can mikey you can go ahead as being the producer right go ahead uh use initiative it's what i like to call proactive okay you feel something you're feeling rhythm with something that might sound good with what i'm doing go with it so you want me to now does that

31:11mean you want me to play like little music beds or you want me to do you want me to talk all right i'll try this again yeah you've got to leave me yeah i just want you to i mean it's a radio thing i want you to feel your instinct and just go with it okay okay so you just if you feel like You know what? This music would sound real good with Ashley doing her show. You got it. And you pump it up. All right. I'm all about your energy. You're my producer. You got it. Oh, my God. So I'll go ahead and start off by designating roles. Oh, okay. Boston Rob? Yo. Where you at, brother? I'm right here. Why don't you go ahead and be my sportsman?

31:43Oh, I can do that. What? Uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh. Okay. Now, Boston Rob, I don't know if you're prepared or not, but I do know you always know facts about sports. So we'll go ahead and we're going to do a sports report with Boston Rob, who's my sports guy. Wow, that's insulting, Eddie. Go ahead. Eddie, you're fine right there. Go ahead, B-Rob. Let's get a little sportsy with you. All right. Well, this Sunday we've got a big game coming up. It's going to be the Patriots taking on the Colts. And as everybody knows, Peyton Manning doesn't have the greatest luck.

32:18He's 0-7 in Foxborough. Also on the sports tip, the Celtics beat the Knicks. Tonight, 114-100, and Theo Epstein came out and cited personal reasons for leaving the Sox. And that's your sports moment with me, D-Rob. Uh-oh. All Boston area sports. Well, I didn't really know any of that. Well, you wanted me to do sports, right? I don't know. For the Celtics, is that basketball? Yeah. Awesome. Okay, we got the basketball. And I believe the Bruins lost tonight. And the Bruins are who?

32:51That's the hockey team. Thank you, Boston Rob. That was the Sports Report. I'm going to go ahead and move on to another segment. Do I do another segment? You can do whatever you want. It's the Ashley Show. I'm enjoying it so far. Okay. You are? Well. No. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead, Ashley. Well, let's do, I would like to do, if I would have my own show, one thing that I think is really good is like a. Well, this is your show. I thought the show was live on the air right now. Yeah, you're live. I'm just speaking futuristically. If you were...

33:23Okay, we're going to play a game. Oh, goodness. Go ahead. A game? We're going to play a game that's called Ask Ashley Anything. Okay. AAA, for short. You can just call it Ah, for short, if you want. Now, Bobby right here, he's going to be... He's my main man. He's kind of like my little sidekick. Okay. Co-host? Okay, he's kind of my co-host. Bobby? Yeah, Bobby. You're our enemy. Intern Bobby Colonels. You're fine right there. And so you're more fired, dude. She just said he's fine right there.

33:56So Bobby, hey, Bobby's right here, by the way. How you doing? All right. So what we're going to do is it's called Ask Ashley Anything or, ah, and what it is is 570-1053-P1. Listeners, you want to go ahead and call me up, and it's like a love line thingamajig, but it's us. And Bobby's Dr. Drew, and I'm Adam Carolla. Yeah, on another company, on another station. It's a knockoff. You know, the Infinity Station. You know, the one we compete against. Anyway.

34:27It's not like the Howard Stern show, you know. Yeah, you know. Really great. Okay, so you're going to be Baba Booey, all right? And, guy, you be Robin. Okay. No, this is better version, though. Okay. Oh, well. But you can call up, let's be serious. In all seriousness, if you want to call up 571-053. And they just ask you questions? Well, if you have a question, since it is hump day, we're going to go ahead and make it like a sexual segment. Oh, come on. So, if you have any questions regarding, like, any problems or if you need advice involving anything with your sexuality, with sex, with, you know, developing, something like that, any type of questions, you can just come to me and ask. And then, if I don't know, then Dr. Drew, a.k.a. Bobby, will look it up on the internet and he'll find out the answer.

35:17Because he's my doctor. That's what I would like to play. Okay. Oh, God. And Boston Rob, who's also my sports guy, is also my phone screener. Okay, so he's screening calls for you right now? Yeah. Okay. That's right. All right. Well, we don't have any yet. I'm your producer. Okay. We don't have any calls yet, but they're, you know, I mean, the phones are ringing. Yeah, I know. So we're waiting for, you know, people to call in right now, and then we're going to take some calls. Okay, and also, since it is called Ask Ashley Anything.

35:50Look at Sean, he's got his head buried in his hand. Since it is called Ask Ashley Anything, you can ask about anything you want. I just am saying, because it is hump day, then you, you know, I'm, well, I'm. Hump day doesn't mean sex. Well, but I'm professional when it comes to talking about, you know, I like to openly talk about sex. We do have a phone call. Okay, go ahead. We do have a phone call coming in. And this is P1 Steve, are you there? Yes. Go ahead, Steve. All right, hey, Ashley, this is you and Steve. Hey, I just wanted to know, I mean, with the trouble you have on the Mikey show with the words and everything else like that, how hard was it for you in high school to graduate?

36:25Oh, Austin, Rob, why did you let this call through? You're supposed to be screening. Yeah, that's the first call that we took. High school was not very hard for me. I actually got through pretty well, and I was in honors classes, and I had a 3.17 GPA and 1070 SATs. I wish I could know what's happening in Sean's mind. And it was no big deal. It was something I got through very easily. Next call. Can I ask a question? Please.

36:56Of my producer? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. How long would we let the Ashley show go on? Can I kill myself right now? Let's take another call. Yes, another call, please. Ashley, I'll hit the line and you take over. You ready? That's great. And... Thank you, producer. Cute. Um, Ashley's show, hello? Hello? Hello, you're on the air. Hey, this is A1 Brian. Um, I wanted to ask you a question. Yes, go right ahead. When was the last time you got laid? Oh, hello. Um, well, I got laid not this, not today, but a week ago. Okay, great.

37:33Well, listen, the Ashley show was really great. No, listen, I'm going to give you an A for effort. I think that the Ashley show sounded absolutely, showed a lot of promise. You're listening to? Yeah, that's right. I think you showed a lot of promise there, Ashley. We don't have any more calls that are screened right now, but I'll tell you what, kid, you keep working on that. Don't worry, I've got another thing planned. All right. Oh, no. Let's go ahead and move on to what I like to call respect your elders.