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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 4
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Radio show critiqueListener participation gamesExplicit listener questionsWould you rather scenariosTrivia gamesAnnoying co workersComedic timingProducer performanceShow content standardsFictional charactersradio showlistener calls
The show features a critique of two P1-led segments. First, Chase's "Battle of the Beatings" had hosts judging listener stories about annoying people, with P1 Eric winning for his engagement ring story, though the segment was deemed boring. Later, P1 John presented "Mikey Show Confessions," relaying explicit listener questions to Mikey and Sean, and "Who's More Likely?" which devolved into "poop humor." His final game, "Crap or Fact," where hosts guessed true or false on bizarre facts, was a hit, with Sean winning for P1 Derica. The hosts concluded by dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of both Chase's and John's segments, particularly their preparation and content choices, with Ashley's natural comedic timing saving one of Chase's bits.
What happened, in order
Battle of the Beatings Introduction
Hosts Eddie, Sean, and Sky discuss listener stories about 'beatings' (annoying people), with Eddie and Sean favoring P1 Eric's story about an engagement ring co-worker.
Battle of the Beatings Winner
Sky declares P1 Eric the winner of the 'Battle of the Beatings' for his story about an annoying co-worker, concluding the segment with a brief discussion of a 'beating song'.
John Introduces Mikey Show Confessions
P1 John explains his segment, 'Mikey Show Confessions,' where he will ask hosts questions from new listeners to help them understand the show's personalities.
Explicit Listener Questions
John relays explicit questions from P1 Courtney to Mikey about birthday spankings and from P1 Lord Matt to Sean about intimacy preferences and funny scenarios.
Ramsey Running Gag
Ashley answers a question about kissing girls, and Sky repeatedly denies the existence of the fictional character Ramsey, despite the hosts' teasing.
Boston Rob's 'Would You Rather'
Boston Rob chooses making out with 'Gay Chase' over wearing a Yankees uniform at a Red Sox game, leading to jokes about his sexuality.
Who's More Likely? Game
The hosts play 'Who's More Likely?', guessing who would pass gas and blame others (Ashley) and who would cry during a chick flick (Sean/Eddie).
Crap or Fact Game Introduction
John introduces 'Crap or Fact,' a game where Mikey, Eddie, and Sean guess if strange facts are true or false, with listeners betting on them.
Crap or Fact Game Play
Mikey, Eddie, and Sean compete in 'Crap or Fact,' answering bizarre trivia questions, with Sean winning the game for P1 Derica after Ashley accidentally gives away an answer.
Critique of Chase's Segments
Mikey, Eddie, and Sky critique Chase's segments, praising Ashley's comedic save in one bit but criticizing his overall planning and the 'Battle of the Beatings' as boring.
Critique of John's Segments
The hosts critique John's segments, with Mikey disliking the explicit and 'poop humor' questions but praising the 'Crap or Fact' game as fun and engaging.
People mentioned
ChaseSkyEddieSeanMikeyAshleyJohnBoston RobP1 EricP1 JasonP1 CourtneyP1 Lord MattP1 Squeeze CheeseP1 BrettRamseyP1 GrantGay ChaseP1 JustinP1 DericaAmyRickDozers
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Now what, Chase? Now basically you're going to confer. If you have more questions for listeners, you can ask them. This seems like something new added. Was this in his original diagram? He said that he wanted us to kind of comment. He said that after I said it didn't make sense that she was going to be the one doing it. No, it was in my... It's written in there. It is written in there. Okay. Sky has the final say. Yeah, Sky has the final say. Okay. Eddie? I like the first guy's call. That chick sounds like a total beating and a bitch and just, you know, I would hate to have a co-worker like that and just walking around, strutting her stuff, talking about, you know, how she has this beautiful engagement ring and is not even going to marry the guy. I'd be like, whatever. I felt beat up just hearing the story. So my vote would be that first guy. I like that guy. My vote is going to probably go to the guy with the urinating computer.
Because not only is she a beating, she sounds crazy. Sean. I also like the first guy. Believe it or not, I don't know if I believe the second dude. The computer? You don't know if you believe it. I don't know if I believe it. All right. But I definitely believe the first one, total beating. Yeah. The one with the engagement ring. Exactly. All right. Sky. Well, these are all of my thoughts. P1 Eric, the first caller with the girl with the engagement ring. Yeah, I do hear a little beating in there, you know, staying in a situation where it sounds familiar. I thought that's what you were going to say. No, how would it sound familiar? Well, you're a beating. A beating, yeah. No, actually, I'm not. Well, Skye. Oh, you're the queen beating. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. Go ahead.
So, yeah, I definitely see that there. With the second one, with the urinating on the guy's expensive computer, I don't think beating when I hear that. I think, like, white trash. I think, like, out of your head. But I don't think, like, beating. Like, every single day he's getting beat up by this one. Eddie, how much time do we have? Right now you have four minutes. And finally, P1 Jason, the girl who breaks up couples, again, doesn't sound like a beating, just sounds really immature, really needing attention, whatever. So I do agree with Eddie and Sean that P1 Eric has the biggest beating. Wow. In the battle of the beatings. Eric, are you there? I am. There you go. You're a winner. You won the Monty Python set. Can you hang on the line? I sure can. All right. I would know. Will you shut up, Sean? You're an expert, I'm just saying. How am I an expert? All right, we have, what, Eddie, three minutes left? You still have four. Still have four minutes left. Do we have time to do another one, or should we wrap it up? It's up to Chase, what he wants to do in those last four. Chase, yeah, what do you think? If we're at four minutes, I think we could probably close it up with maybe the beating song to close out the game. Okay, the one that you did, right? Here we go.
I'm sorry. No. That would not be it. Hey. That would not be the song. HP Ashley. Here we go. She loves black men. They come up with a parody song. That's what he came up with. This is where the competition gets its toughest. Eddie, that's it, right? Yeah. I mean, he's got like two minutes left, but I mean, I figure we could. All right. That's good. Yeah. All right. There's the 30 minutes. So to review, we did a, what do you call. the bit that we did with Ashley, Chase? It was because I had it planned as a bet. It was just kind of the Ashley vocabulary bet. Okay. And then next up was the Battle of the Beatings where we compared beating stories and Sky gave the winner. Yeah. All right. Just want people to remember that. We'll talk about it. Somebody, you will have to be critiqued tomorrow in the boardroom about that, but we will discuss it. We will discuss it. All right, John, you're next up.
Now, I don't have anything in front of me, John, about what you want done, so you're going to have to explain. All right, no problem. Good morning, first of all. And good morning to you, good sir. And good luck to you all in this 28-hour venture. All right, well, to start off, I kind of wanted to do a little thing. You know, it's the beginning of the 28-hour show. I know there's probably, you know, I've realized over the last couple weeks, talking to a lot of the P1s and the P1 Army, there are a lot of new listeners to your guys' show. Uh-huh. People who, you know, haven't been, you know, they just started listening this last month. They're not familiar with a lot of the characters on the show. Yeah. Or you guys, you know. So they had a lot of questions. So my first segment, you know, of part of getting to know the Mikey Show, I wanted to call the Mikey Show Confessions. Okay. And so what I had was a bunch of people in the P1 Army had messaged me with questions that they wanted to ask you guys. You know, they don't ever have the chance. You know, there's never really an opportunity for them to really call in. They don't know when to call in. I like it. So they wanted to, you know, kind of. Have me relay these questions to you, and I figure I will read them to you guys. And we can kind of go off on those questions for as long as we want. Whatever you guys want to do. I like it. Your answers can be whatever. But, you know, as a listener, I'm a P1 myself, so, you know, I figure I can represent them and ask you guys these questions. All right. So there's a few for each of you guys. Hope you don't mind. I'm having to eat my breakfast now because we can't do this off the air. You guys are making me kind of hungry, though. I might be pulling Ashley and steal some of your food. There you go. What's the name of this game?
Mikey Show Confessions. All right. And the first question I want to read was interesting because it got sent to me last night at 11 at night by a P1 listener, and I was kind of wondering what her... P1 who? You should tell. I say that. This is for Mikey. This question's for you, and it's from P1 Courtney with a K. Now, her question is, would your wife be upset if I bent over your lap and have you give me 24 birthday spankings in my thong? It would make my birthday. And that is from Courtney. P1 Courtney with a K. You know, my wife is Christian. I'm Christian. So that being said, I'm sure my wife would not have a problem with her hanging in her thong and having me give her 24 spankings. And one for good luck. Yeah, my wife is a good Christian woman, and I think as a good Christian woman, one of her priorities is for her husband to be happy. No, of course not. Of course my wife would be offended and would not want such a thing to take place. And I, as a good Christian man, could not, in fact... spanked Courtney in her thong. However, I, as a good Christian person, am allowed to ask questions. Blonde or brunette? Blonde. It's a joke. It's a joke for crying out loud. Yeah, Courtney with a K, if you're listening, you should call in and maybe Eddie will do it for you. There you go. Now, the next question is from P1 Lord Matt. He's actually the leader of the beating fighters. I see Skye shaking her head. Skye, why are you shaking your head? Because I know that guy.
Isn't it the anti-beatings, or are there two groups? They're the beating fighters, actually. Oh, the beating fighters. Yeah, and he's the leader, the ringleader. Great. And he has three questions for Sean, actually. So I'll have to move over so Sean can answer them. But the first question he has is, which do you enjoy better during the moment of intimacy? Which would you enjoy more, strangling your beloved? Oh, my goodness. Or poking her with sharp objects? Ridiculous. The poking with sharp objects, I don't know. I mean, what kind of gratification can you get out of this? Well, how stupid. I really feel like the question is fundamentally flawed. Of course it would be strangling. Strangling is always better, always harder. Hold on, I'm not done. No, you're done. It's an answer as long as we want. And I've got a lot to say. That's ridiculous. We have two more questions for you, so you can go off on these maybe. He wants to know, what would you find funnier, an old lady being hit by a bus or a baby getting bit in the face by a dog? Ridiculous. Well, I like children. I don't want to see them get hurt, usually. Right. Unless they're loud. Okay, okay. But an old woman being hit by a bus, always awesome and always hot. Okay. And finally, if your persona was worked into the cast of Lost, whose light would you snuff out first and why?
I think I want to take my headphones off for this part. I'm oddly aroused. Excuse me, can I finish? Okay. Probably Hurley because he's the hottest. Okay. Okay, now the next question I have is from P1 Squeeze Cheese. It's for Ashley. And the question is, Ashley, have you ever kissed a girl? And if so, was tongue involved? Yes, multiple times. Back in my days. Many times? Yesterday? No. Back when I was a crazy freshman. Okay. Yeah. The next question is for Sky, and it's from P1 Brett. And Brett wants to know, do you ever let Ramsey go joyriding in the beach car? Good question. Great question. Well, Ramsey is not real, so that question makes no sense. Sky, that's a lot. Sky, hang on a minute. I forgot. Sky. What? We have to be honest.
Well, I just was. Ramsey is not a real person. He's someone you guys have made up. Then why are you holding on to a bullwhip? Well, I'm not. I'm eating my breakfast from the studio diner. You just used it. Well, no. You just used it again. I got my hammy vice, and I'm eating that. Oh. Hey, Eddie, don't you start. I think it's terrible that she ignores your existence, Ramsey. Oh, Miss Sky 2, please acknowledge me. Yeah, I'm Miss Sky 2. I'm not Sky 2. My name is just Sky, and Ramsey's not real. Oh, Sky 2D2, please. So dumb. Okay. Yeah, weren't you in the extras on the new release of Revenge of the Sith, Sky 2D2? Shut up. I'm just asking a question. Hey, would you like to hear what Sean and I were doing last night? Sean and I were coming up with early 80s raps in the voice of Miss Sky. Well, that's hilarious. At Mikey's house. Okay, okay. Well, that's just really creepy. But we have other things to do right now. Sean, get me started on one. How did it go? Just give me the beginning and I'll remember because my mind is blank.
I'm a recovering alcoholic too. I must be recovering as well. His name is Ramsey and he's real, real cool. Okay. Sky and Sean did that for an hour last night at my house. I did? I was there? Yeah, Sky was there. Yes, we did. Wow. His name is Ramsey and he's real, real black. All right. What is that noise? What is the noise I'm hearing? Oh, she makes me... It was Ashley. That's rewinding. She's rewinding something. It is so loud. Now she turned it off. Go ahead, John. All right. Now I have a question for B-Rob from P1 Grant. Shoot. And his question is, if you had to make out with Gay Chase for five minutes... or sit through a Red Sox game at Fenway Park in a Yankees uniform, what would you rather do? Great question. Is it tongue involved? Lots of tongue. What are you smiling at? Definitely gay chase. Yeah, I'm thinking I'd have to make out with him. You would make out with him before you would go to Fenway Park. We should have to arrange that. This is all theoretical. My hometown in a Yankees thing?
Theoretically. I'm saved with my manhood, man. Okay, fine. By the way, you're saying that with your dreadlocks sticking out of the top of your head like Bam Bam. Yes. Okay? I'm secured in my manhood. It's more comfortable. Now, you're telling me that you would make out with Gay Chase for... I'm going to sit at it in Fenway. Wait, wait. All right. Let's see. What game is it? Is it out of Yankees? What? Game six, ALCS. It's game five last year, division championship, ALCS. And every time the Yankees do something, you got to cheer. Every time the Yankees do something, you got to cheer. If the Red Sox hit a home run, you have to go, Sox suck. Oh, it hurts. It hurts deep down inside. All right, so we'll make out with Gay Chase. There you go, Grant. Austin Rob is gay. Who knew? Here we go. First big revelation of the 28-hour show. Rob is gay. There it is. There it is. At least it came out early in the show, so go with it the rest of the show. He came out. Do you have more, John? Actually, that's it for the questions. There's a few more. Oh, great. So everybody got a question but me. Thanks, John. I'll remember that in the boardroom. Actually, Eddie, I do have a question. I'll remember that in the boardroom. No, you didn't. I do have a question. Making it up. No, it's actually...
It's cool. I don't want it. I'm not going to answer it. It's from P1 Justin. You can answer it or not. But he wanted to know if you're still being stalked by Amy and you ignore her existence, or did she come to realize that you're not into her and she quit harassing you? Why are you choosing? You wrapped up your segment. Why are you choosing to add this now? Because I got pissed. Sorry. It's a good question. I thought it was a good question, but it was on the first page. I didn't want to rifle through papers. That's cool. I'm not offended at all. All right. All right. Anyways, also, the next little bit I have is called, it's still part of the segment of Getting to Know the Mikey Show, and it's called Who's More Likely? I like it. I like it already. And this is just for everyone in general. You can all answer to see who knows each other. Let me make you pause for just a second. Eddie. Yes, sir. Because you know how confused I get with this. That's why you're an uber producer. When do I get to say what I thought of? Chase and his deal. And when do I get to say what I think of this segment with John? Well, I mean, we can briefly talk about it after they're done. Right. And we give our critiques on it. Right. But then they come back tomorrow morning when we're still on the air. Yeah. At 7 a.m. to go to the boardroom, which, you know, you have to talk about. So when John wraps up, I can briefly say what I thought. We could discuss it. And then tomorrow's boardroom is a basic overall.
You know, who's going to win? Before we continue, let me do this. The Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSW 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. Official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is KIOZ San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. How's this work, John? All right. Well, like I said, it's still part of the getting to know the Mikey show because there's a lot of listeners who would love to know everything about you guys. So, this little bit... ...that ever would have been on the Mikey show, in my opinion, unless we were playing this game, the answer is Ashley. I think Ashley would pass gas and blame it on somebody else. Eddie. Can I say myself? Yeah, you can say yourself. Me. Sky. Ashley. Sean. Ashley. Boston Rob. Boston Rob, the question is, who on the show is most likely to pass gas and blame it on somebody else? Eddie. Ashley? Definitely Eddie. All right. That's funny. All right, there's everybody's opinions. Now, the next question I have is pretty much for the guys. Which one of you guys is more likely to cry during a chick flick? We all answer this? Anyone can put in their opinion. Okay, me.
This is Mikey. I say me easily. Eddie? This is an interesting question because my initial instinct is immediately to say you. Right. But I don't know that you would necessarily be a crier at a chick flick. Yeah, you're probably right. And this is going to shock you with my answer. I'm going to say Sean. Maybe, yeah. Sean's a very sensitive guy. Sky? Right off immediately I knew who it was, Eddie. Eddie would? That's my thought. Yeah, Eddie has cried, you know, watching... I cried during... Home Makeover. Yeah. Extreme Makeover, Home Edition. Home Edition. Watch The Notebook. Wow. But I don't really cry during chick flicks. Like, they annoy me. Watch The Notebook. Now, I hear The Notebook tears everybody to pieces. Yeah, The Notebook is really... Gross. Sean. Boston Rob. What was the last movie credit, Sean? Saw II. I love that man. I love that guy. Boston Rob. I'm going to go Eddie because of the whole makeover thing. Ashley. I'm going to say Sean. All right. Sean's a sensitive person. Yes, he is very sensitive. All right, go ahead, John. All right, well, the next bit I have, those were just a few, actually, who's more likely that were emailed to me from...
From one of the listeners. Go ahead. The next little segment I have is actually a game where we're going to need three callers to call in, three listeners to call in, and pick their pony. And out of three, it's Sean, it's Mikey, and Eddie are the three who will be competing against each other. Okay. And the three listeners need to call in and choose which one they think is going to win the game, and the game is called Crap or Fact. Now, what it is is I have ten random strange facts here that I'm going to hand to Sky to read. and she'll read them off one at a time, and they're very random and strange ones, and you guys will choose if you think that's an actual fact or if it's fake, if it's crap. And then whoever has the most answers right, whoever picked you, will win whatever prize you guys will have, you guys have available for the callers. Screen them up, Rob. I'm going to give you the same prize that I gave Chase, to be fair, so it's the Monty Python set. Okay, cool. So now when Sky reads these, keep in mind they're very... random, very strange facts. So some of them will be true, some of them will be fake. It's your guys' judgment when you hear them, when she reads them to you. If you guys think it's true, then just say it's a fact. And so I read it, and then one, two, three, the guys guess. They give their answers, and there's ten of them, so whoever gets the most right. Oh, I like it. And then there's tiebreakers at the end if it does come down to a tie, but there's ten. Can we get a louder, cooler next time? That was so loud. Let me hear it.
Is there a coffin? Are we keeping our drinks in a coffin? Oh, that's awful. All right. All right. Let's get some people on the line here. P1, Justin, who do you want? Mikey. You want me? Yeah. Hang on. P1, Derica, who do you want? Sean. Hang on. And another P1, Justin, you have Eddie. Hang on, okay? All right. Let's do it. Okay. Crap. Crap or fiction? Is that what it is? Crap or fact. Crap or fact. There is a 1 in 685,000 chance that you will accidentally drown in your own bath. How much? A 1 in 685,000 chance that you will drown in your own bath. I say that is crap. Eddie? Actually, the number seems high to me. I think there's a better chance. So I will say crap.
Sean. Fact. Sean is the only one to get that one correct. Oh, wow. That's a fact? What is the... That is a fact. That is a fact. Wow. Yes. I agreed with you, Eddie. Yeah. I thought there would be a more likely chance it would happen than that. A lot of stupid people out there. Yeah. All right. Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution. Interesting. I say that that is crap. Eddie. Yeah, I mean, that's obviously crap being, you know, there's all the vice president-president thing. It's pretty obvious that, you know, England doesn't do the same thing as us. I'd say it's crap. Yeah, not to mention, this is royalty. This is not politics. Go ahead, Sean. Crap as well. You are all incorrect. That is a fact. Holy cow, we're stupid. We're really dumb. How many? 18 people per year. Awesome. I hate this.
18 people killed a year through vending machines falling on them. That's crap. Eddie. Fact? Sean. Sean says crap. Eddie is the only one to get that. Son of a bitch. I mean, oh, bitch. When she does games, she's the best at it. You gotta mix it up sometimes. You gotta mix it up a little bit. You gotta leave a sentence. Only when I'm doing it. So bitchy and mean, but so funny. Shaquille O'Neal was the first basketball player on a Wheaties box. That is utter and complete and total crap. Eddie. Please, crap. Sean. Crap. You all got that correct? Jimmy Fix, the man who made jogging popular, died of a heart attack while jogging. Fact. Eddie. Fact. Sean. Fact. You are all correct again. I answered that first.
I had no idea if that was true. Oh. I said it immediately. I tried to throw you off. That's why I answered it. I thought you knew. I didn't know that. Guys. Jimmy Kimmel was once in an amateur porn film in the early 90s. Crap. Eddie. Crap. Sean. Crap. You're all correct again. Sex is a natural antihistamine. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose and can help combat asthma and hay fever. I know. Shut. I know the answer to this one. You realize by you just saying that that you helped us. Yes. Really? Oh, you are so dumb. Eddie, what do I do about Ashley for the next 26 hours? What do I do? Kick her in her fart box. Apparently, that's a fact. Yeah. Eddie?
Sean. Fact? Well, yes, Ashley gave it away. You're so dumb. You are the dumbest broad. We're sorry, John. I'm sorry, John. John, I want to apologize to you for our assistant producer. I understand. It won't happen again. All right. Just so you know, John has five minutes. All right, we've got three questions left. To date, one out of every 15 players in the NBA have been shot. Gosh, I hope that's a fact. Because I love that. That's crap. Eddie. Yeah, that's crap. Sean. Crap. You are all correct again. All right. It only takes seven pounds of pressure to rip off your ears. That's really good. B-Rob, get in here. B-Rob for punches. B-Rob for ripping ears. Yeah, I want to hang a seven-pound weight on his ear. I say that's crap. Eddie? I'm going to say fact. Sean? I'll say fact as well. Mikey, you're the only one to get that wrong. Yes! See how she does that? It's awful. It's the worst. Now, number 10, I'm not so sure of. Okay.
I guess we'll give it a shot. I mean... Is it something that's beyond my... No, no. It's just... Here it is. OJ did it. Well, there is no answer to that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's no answer to that. That was my thought. It's kind of personal opinion to see what you guys thought. Well, how do you say that it's crap or fact? Fact, yeah. So... I mean, if we go by fact, he didn't do it. According to the... According to the court of law, he didn't do it, but we all know he did it. Come on. Hang on a second. Wait a minute, OJ. You did it. Wait a minute right here. You did it, though. I've been searching for the real killer for the whole time. No, you haven't. You've been playing golf every day. Well, the killer could be on the course. Okay. So, yeah, we can't answer that one. So, even with nine questions, we still have a clear-cut winner. Crap. Who is it? The winner. is P1 Dorica for picking Sean. Oh, well. Oh, Johnny. Dorica? Derica. Sorry, Derica. Derica, you are a winner. Hang on the line, okay? All right. All right, Eddie, are we good? That's it, right? I mean, he's got three minutes left. Forget it. I mean, if we're that close, it's like, you know, that's that. Okay. Now, can I get my thoughts?
Well, let's send them away. They did good. All right, guys. Thanks a lot. Get out of here. Thanks, guys. Thank you, John. Thank you, Chase. We'll see you guys tomorrow morning. And I don't want them going. Do they have to go in Ashley's studio? No, they're done. Can they beat it? Okay, thanks, guys. Go listen to the radio. And go listen in the car. Eddie? Yes. I said to you in the office this morning, after reading what Chase was going to do, I didn't know what John was going to do. I knew what Chase was going to do. And I knew that we couldn't execute the spontaneously have come up a bet between Sean and Ashley. Because if it's spontaneous, how do we give him credit for it? Correct. And I thought it was stupid. I also thought that the battle of the beatings was a really bad idea to have Sky judge it. And I thought, you know, somehow I had this radio instinct.
that the stories that we got would suck, and they kind of did. I thought they sucked. I thought they were lame and just not very interesting. Was that it? Was that all he did? Yeah, and then he exited with his parody song. Then he exited with his parody song. Specifically with the bet between Sean and Ashley, I just thought that it was kind of, I liked that game. I really did like that game where we ask, Ashley to use a word in a sentence because it's very real and it's very funny. And when you can get those two things together, that's good. That's really good. The only thing that I thought was really bad decision-making on his part was the payoff to have her sing Total Eclipse of the Heart, which turned out good, but made no sense. I'm fighting with myself because Eddie's worked with me for years in radio and knows that a lot of times with me, things don't have to make sense to me. As long as they're funny, who cares? Overall, I thought he was...
Overall, I thought he did what I thought he would do. He came in here with some grandiose ideas that couldn't be executed well. Overall, I thought John did what I thought he would do. Came in here with vanilla. He came in here with just bland oatmeal that, in a way, we kind of turned good. We added the brown sugar and the raisins and all the stuff. I hated the first game, the Ask Us Questions. I hated it. Mostly because it brought back something to the show that I have worked very hard to get rid of, which is the whole, like, sexual angle. I'm bored of it. You want that? Listen to Stern. You want to hear sex and chicks and sex. I mean, that ain't what I do. And when dude goes to satellite, if that's what you want, go get yourself a satellite dish. Knock yourself out.
Because that's not what I do. And we've become number one doing what we do. And so when I heard that back on my show again, A, the Christian in me now is just like, I don't like it. And the other part of me is just like, boring. I'm bored of it already. So, but then his second game, I want to play that again. That game that we just did, I don't like the name Crap or Fact. Well, he did the Who's More Likely in between these two games. Oh, yeah. Forgettable. Yeah, you just forgot about it. Completely forgot about it. Who's More Likely? That was the stupidest thing we've ever done. Oh, no. Going around the room and guessing who's more likely to fart. That humor and that angle of let's go to poop humor and the fart stuff. It's just not what we... This show's funnier than that. The Mikey Show. I think we're funnier than that. Listen the next 26 hours. You'll find out. So I didn't dig that. However, he ended on the right note, man. I really liked Crapper Fact. I don't like the name. I just think it's not catchy. It's not cool. But God, that's a fun game. I mean, I like when listeners are playing along and they get to like kind of wonder if that's the deal, you know.
It's kind of like a lot of people, you know, I got an email from a guy that said, hey, how come you do celebrity birthdays? Because I think it's kind of fun to sit in your car and go, yeah, how old is Paris Hilton today? I don't know, 22, 21, I don't know. So, man, Eddie, it's really going to be tough, dude, for me to figure out which one of these guys is going to win because they both gave me something. What did you think, Eddie? Well, my name is George. Yes, George. I think Chase, as usual, was very well prepared. He was emailing me a lot with questions, and he had very good concepts, as usual, like you said. Execution-wise, not very well thought out. It was all over the map. I mean, if we have a hard time understanding it, how are we supposed to perform it? I forgot to say that, by the way, and this is kind of what you're saying. We had to help him so much. Like, hey, should we do this? Like, I'm hitting the sound effects, you know? But I have to say, the Ashley Sean thing, even for all of its flaws, was the funniest thing we've done this morning. Like, that made me cry laughing. Absolutely. But it wasn't really his concept. It's kind of what, it just happened naturally. But, I mean, it was in his 30 minutes, so I've got to give him credit for it. The beating game was boring.
I was bored to tears with that. Yeah. I just, you know, I mean, I kind of get where he was going with it, but. Boring. I was bored. And then his song is good, and I was smart of him to throw that in in the last second. John, I didn't, I mean, I actually didn't get that feeling that you did as far as like the sexual stuff, because I don't even remember what we. talked about that was sexual. I mean, if you got that feeling of understanding, you're right. That's not part of our story. He was asking about banging this and banging that. If you bang this girl, you bang that girl. Well, he was saying about you spanking the chick in the thong. Like, that's what he led off with directly towards Mikey. But then he went, and I don't know if it was that one or the who's more likely, but there was something about banging somebody or, I don't remember. I don't remember either. But the who's more likely game, I thought it's a really good concept. because there's actually like board games that do that. I don't know what board game it is, but it's a board game where, you know, you get your friends together and you kind of figure out who's more likely to do stuff. And that's kind of a fun game. The questions were bad. That's where he got, you know. Maybe a cool concept, but. You know, like the farting and stuff like that. That's kind of dumb. Like if you would have said, you know, who's more likely to stop and help somebody on the side of the road. Like to me. That's good. See, that's good.
There you go. That's the flaw of that game. But it was a good concept. I liked it. And when he said it, I'm like, oh, this could be really good. You changed my mind. But the problem is it was in his 30 minutes. Right, exactly. But Crap or Fact was a good game. I give him credit. It was a very good game. I want to play that game again. Sure. All he had to do, though, to make the name better was reverse it. Fact or Crap. Yeah. That sounds better to me. Sky. I'm sorry. Carolyn. Thank you. Carolyn. I used to be George, but that's cool. So, yeah, you know the kind of person I am. Like, you know, I don't want to say, well, I guess this is accurate. I sweat the small stuff. You know what I mean? So there were a lot of little bits and pieces that were making me uncomfortable because they were, like, missing. Like with Chase's game with Ashley and the vocabulary and Sean. When he came out and said, no, let's not give the definitions of those words, I'm like, you've got to be effing kidding me right now. Right, right, yes. Sky, I'm glad you're bringing that up. I'm like, what? You're absolutely right. And just the fact that he wants Ashley to sing this song, and I don't know, it doesn't seem like he provided her lyrics, which she made it funnier by singing to Sean versus singing the actual lyrics, but that's her. Listen, I give Ashley a lot of crap on the show. I've got to give her credit for something.
Ashley has a very, very natural and genuine comic ability and comic timing. That's why she's on the show. That's why she's on the show. And thank God for Ashley during that bit. And she genuinely makes me laugh. And so she did in that segment. But, I mean, what if he would have given that to anybody else? Yeah, or what if Ashley would have followed his directions to the letter? That thing would have been a flop. Yeah. You know what I mean? It would have been a complete flop. Like, he lucked out that she's funny. She saved it for him. She made it good. Yeah. Not what he put together. She was good. You know, and I had issues because he was claiming, oh, well, if she gets this one right, there could be a tie. But I was actually keeping track, and she had already long lost. How about this, though? You know what we might have to think about? What you just said about the Ashley thing? What? You're right. Like, it wasn't his planning, you know? But... The argument could be made, he knows Ashley's funny. And that is what happened. It happened in his 30 minutes. Like, do we judge him on what actually happened? Or do we judge him based on... Like, see, that's my thing. I'm kind of focusing on what they brought to the table, not what Ashley brought to the table. See, and I thought, you know, I mixed a little bit of, you know, because, hey, you know, we got to do our thing. We got to execute in our way. Yeah.
Battle of the beatings. I agree with you guys. Boring. It was weird that I was the one judging. It was just kind of weird. By the way, 5701053, call us and tell us what you think. I want to see who put on the better 30 minutes in your opinion, P1s. Was it P1 Chase or P1 John? Call us at 5701053. I was a fan of what John did. If I can, just real quick before you move on to John. Sure. You do have to admit, though, that the Ashley thing was the funniest thing that's happened in that hour. Don't you agree? Now, wait a minute. Are we talking about her singing Total Eclipse of the Heart? No, no, I'm saying like her screwing up the words. I mean, it happened in his 30 minutes. You know, to me, that was the funniest part. of her screwing up the words, and even though the game was really flawed, and there were so many things that you said were right. Like, we can work that bit. We can work it and bring that bit back and make it work and be good. Yeah, but in the long run, it was still hysterical, right? It was hysterical within that 30-minute time span. Yes. But Sky's kind of got a take on that. Yeah. She says that's not his fault that it was funny. Yeah, that's not.
His credit. Yeah. He didn't do that. Sure, but it's in his 30 minutes. Okay. You know what I mean? And that's what Mikey was saying. What are we going off of? Are we going over what he brought to the table or what ended up happening? Ashley brought to the table. Well, what he brought to the table versus what Ashley ended up making happen is what I'm saying. Like, what are we looking at? I mean, maybe we're looking at both. It's up to us. Ultimately, it'll be up to me. So with John, I'm in. Like I said, I'm kind of, you know, one of those people who sweat the small stuff. He came in prepared. He had all his questions. He knew how he wanted his games to go. Granted, I agree with you guys that the Mikey Show Confessions and the Who's More Likely, the questions were horrendous and didn't fit the show and could have been a lot better. But I did like the game, and, you know, he had his stuff together. And crapper fact I thought was awesome. I'm fully in on that, and I'm excited to play that again. Let's do traffic. Okay. Please. Let's see. Where does it go? Okay. Here we go. And let me hit this little thing right here. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Oh. Rick, are you there? Interesting. Oh, hey there, Dozers. Hey. Well, I thought I would fill in if he's not going to be there. Well, let me know when he's there. I am him or whatever. And when he's there, I'll bring him back up again. He was there. You want to take some phone calls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to find out what people thought.
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