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Track 4 - Sky And Ramsey
2005
Best Of Album - 2005 - Pretty Sure It's The Best Of The Mikey ShowKIOZRock 105.3
radio studio teasingsound effect prankfictional Ramsey charactergolf caddy routineVince Vaughn impressionSkye's frustrationPoway helipadNextel argumentmikeyskyeramseyashley
Skye accidentally supplied a clean 'I love you, Ramsey' line, and the hosts enlisted Ashley to turn it into a reusable clip despite Skye's protests. They kept extending the fictional Ramsey routine through arguments about whether he was real, whether he could afford golf clothes, and whether he would serve as a caddy. A Vince Vaughn-inspired 'lock it up' exchange escalated the teasing until Skye threatened to freak out and demanded that the show move on. The conversation then veered into a Poway helipad chore and an unfinished argument about a Nextel walkie-talkie meant for groceries.
What happened, in order
I Love You, Ramsey
The hosts seize on Skye's cleanly recorded 'I love you, Ramsey' and ask Ashley to isolate it as a sound clip, to Skye's mounting irritation.
Ramsey Is Not Real
Skye argues that Ramsey is only a sound effect while the others continue treating the invented character as if he were standing in the studio.
The Caddy Orders
The Ramsey bit turns into an absurd exchange about buying golf clothes, having no money, and being ordered to serve as a caddy.
Lock It Up
Ramsey refuses to return the phrase 'lock it up,' prompting a Vince Vaughn imitation and increasingly ridiculous corrections and insults.
Skye Reaches Her Limit
After the others accuse Skye of being mean to Ramsey, she says she is going to freak out and begs them to move on to news or sports.
Poway Helipad
The teasing abruptly pivots to whether someone called ahead to confirm that Poway has a helipad, an errand the person clearly does not want.
Nextel for Groceries
A dispute begins over a Nextel walkie-talkie supposedly provided for grocery runs before the transcript cuts off mid-argument.
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452 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Mikey Show. Hey, at 8.36, actually, Skye said, I love you, Ramsey. If you wanted to get it, there's probably a really clean cut that you could pull out. Sir, we don't need this from you, sir. I love you, Ramsey. No, did you hear that? I guess Skye said it really cleanly. All right. We've got to find that, Ashley. I love you, Ramsey. See if you could find it, though, Ashley. Yeah, I will. She's driving her nuts. Skye, yours is... You guys are so juvenile, like... All she hears through the hallway, right, Skye? I can't handle it today. It's ridiculous, isn't it? I love you, Ramsey. He's juvenile because he doesn't even exist. He's not a real person. Yeah, he's your black manservant. What do you mean he doesn't exist? No, he's not. I love you, Ramsey. I love you, Ramsey. No, it's the sound effect. Well, I can see you and I can hear you. It's not me. Ramsey? Oh, no. Did you do what I told you and go get your golf clothing for tomorrow? No, Miss. I can't afford no clothes. Lift your shirt up and turn around. No, please don't. Lift your shirt up and turn around. No, Miss. Why don't you do that to me? Now, I told you to go get your golf clothing. You're going to be my caddy. Why are you giving me no money? You're going... You... You...
Ramsey, lock it up. No. You lock it up. Yeah, you're supposed to tell me back. But you hit me when I say it back. Lock it up. I don't want to say it. No, come on. Say it back. I don't want to. No, I'll be like Vince Vaughn. You'll be like the other one, the ugly one with the broken dick nose. Go ahead. Lock it up. You locks it up. Locks it up, you ignorant fool. It's lock it up. A mouthful of grape soda over there, you ignorant dummy. Lock it up. Are you guys done yet? having your fun. Sky, you are so awful to that man. Why do you say such mean things? I love you. I'm going to freak out. I'm going to freak out all over this place. Please move on. Isn't there news or sports or something you can be doing right now? Did you call ahead to Poway to see if they have a helipad? Oh, me? Yeah, did you call ahead? I don't want to have to do that.
I gave you a Nextel walkie-talkie. I use it. I said it's for groceries. Remember, I said it's... No, it's not an I am. You're ignorant. Listeners right now, are you...