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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 5
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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The show opens with hosts Mikey, Sky, Eddie, and Ashley reviewing two radio bits, with callers Tammy and Ryan offering critical feedback, while Brad suggests the bits rely on host personalities. The program then features an interview with David Karandish, the youngest contestant from Martha Stewart's Apprentice, who discusses his Mensa membership, his strategy to improve Martha's website, and why he believes the show struggled in ratings. Later, the hosts cover MC Hammer's decision to sell his music catalog due to bankruptcy and Sky opens her birthday presents from Sean. The main segment is a raucous game called "Losing My Virginity," where callers guess which host's first-time experience fact is being read, leading to a series of humorous and sometimes shocking personal revelations from Ashley, Sky, Eddie, Sean, Boston Rob, and Mikey.
What happened, in order
Bit Review and Listener Feedback
Mikey, Sky, Eddie, and Ashley discuss two radio bits by Chase and John, with callers Tammy and Ryan criticizing them, and Brad suggesting the bits rely on host personalities.
Mikey's Costume Change and Crapper Fact Discussion
Mikey announces he's changing into pajama bottoms, and the hosts discuss listener feedback on the 'crapper fact' bit, agreeing to provide actual answers for false facts.
Interview: David Karandish on Martha Stewart's Apprentice
David Karandish, the youngest and most recently fired contestant from Martha Stewart's Apprentice, is interviewed about his experience, his pitch to Martha, and her potential job offer.
MC Hammer Sells Music Catalog
The hosts discuss news that MC Hammer is selling his entire music catalog due to bankruptcy, with Eddie doing a 'hammer dance' and sharing a story about MC Hammer's father.
Sky Opens Birthday Presents
Sky opens her birthday presents from Sean, which include a Napoleon Dynamite air freshener, a Lost book, a Bad Kitty notebook, incense, and a Lost calendar, while Mikey changes into PJs.
Celebrity News and 'Losing My Virginity' Game Intro
The hosts cover celebrity news including Jennifer Aniston's home intruder, Jason Bateman's throat surgery, and Rosa Parks' funeral, before introducing the 'Losing My Virginity' game.
'Losing My Virginity' Game: Sky, Mikey, Eddie, Ashley Facts (Part 1)
Callers attempt to guess which host's first-time experience fact is being read, revealing details about Sky's experience in a friend's parents' bed, Mikey's purple sweats, Eddie's crying partner, and Ashley's African-American partner.
'Losing My Virginity' Game: Sean, Eddie, Ashley, Rob Facts (Part 2)
The game continues with Sean's painful experience involving vomit, Eddie's Skid Row song, Ashley's Suburban encounter, Boston Rob's pink satin bedsheets and being walked in on, and Sky's age and duration.
People mentioned
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What did you think? I thought that Chase was more original because John just did Games You Can Buy at Target. Crapper's back and imagine it are all games you can buy at Target. Okay. Nothing wrong with that as long as it's entertaining. Yeah, did you like it on the radio, though? That's the thing. P1 Tammy, what did you think? Hey, Mikey, what's going on? What's up? I thought they both stunk. Really? Yes, I can't believe they got this far. I thought 2-2, Jason or whatever his name is. I thought that his ideas were good. You guys could have probably done a lot with them, but they both were flat. They weren't polished. I'm just really surprised that they both got that far. Yeah. But let me ask you a question. Did you laugh when Ashley was doing her thing? I did. I did. And on that same token with what Sky was saying is, you know, I think that you have to give that to him because if he had the material, he knew what he was working with. He knew it was going to be a hit, you know. That's what I'm assuming. Right. You know, so I would think you'd have to give that to him. But, oh, my gosh, I'm embarrassed for both of them. Wow. A little harsh. All right. Thanks. What are you going to do? It didn't go. Your bit was great, Ashley. I mean, it was funny as heck. We're ready for traffic. Thank you, Tammy.
All right, let's try this again. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Hey, glad to be here. We've got the busy ride on our freeways here. We've got some concrete all across the freeway here on northbound 5 just past L Street in Chula Vista. That's got you all backed up on the approach. Is there another tank loose, Rick? No, not today. Okay. Maybe tomorrow. We'll get lucky. That'd be great for the 28-hour show. Wouldn't it, though? Make that happen, Rick. Okay, I'll see what I can do. Get on it. So it's slow here out of Chula Vista all the way up through National City and the northbound 5. And then it backs up again out of Old Town into Mission Bay. North 805 still struggling out of Chula Vista all the way into North Park. And then a very busy ride coming up the hill out of Mission Valley through Kearney Mesa heading up over to 52. Got an injury crash, overturned car here blocking lanes westbound 8 at East Main Street. And that's why you're all backed up approaching Greenfield to the accident scene. Getting past that mess, you hit the traffic again from right around Jackson Drive. That stays slow all the way to Mission Center. Westbound 94 looking fine in 11 Grove, but still a bit slow from the 15 into downtown. I'm Rick Lawrence on San Diego's rock station, Rock 105.3. Thank you. All right. All right, so let's take some more calls. I want to find out what people thought of the 30 minutes that was put on by each person. P1 Ryan? Yeah, how's it going? What'd you think? You know what? I thought they were both pretty lame. I'm here at work.
Almost fell asleep here. I'm going to get fired on the job for that kind of stuff, man. Yeah. I just got to pick it up a little bit. I hear you, dude. I hear you. Hey, wait. Don't blame me, dude. Hey, no, it's not you. Don't blame me. All right, thanks. P1 Brad, what'd you think? One of the things I wanted to bring up is I think you guys really do need to take into account that when they set up these things, they were counting on your personalities to kick in on these bits. That's true. When Eddie does a bit and say he wanted Ashley to sing, he's not going to tell Ashley, hey, purposely screw this song up. He's just going to expect her to do it naturally. Okay. That makes sense to me. Sky, what's your take on that? See, I don't know. I think this is going to be a great question for the boardroom tomorrow if we remember to ask it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because, you know, like, if I'm hearing this game and I'm trying to find out the bits and pieces, I'm going, okay, do you make sure you have the song? Do you make sure Ashley has the lyrics for the song? Blah, blah, blah. Or was his intent the whole entire time to have Ashley riff on the song? Sure. I don't know. Sure. All right. Well, there you have it. Let's see. God, we got the game that we got to get to. We got a guest that's going to be on that was from the Martha Stewart show. I am going to take my first break to go change. That guy is going to call right now. Is he? Do you want me to do it or do you want to?
You're having a costume change already? Into what? I'm going to put on pajama bottoms. You're awesome. What are you wearing right now? Like jean shorts or something? No, I'm just wearing cargo shorts. Why so early? Because I'm going to switch it up this time. It's 8.30 in the morning. I'm trying different stuff, man. I'm trying different stuff. I would change right here, but I'm going commando and I don't want to freak anybody out. Shut up with that. What? I don't want to freak anybody out. Man. Grow up. Like your show. Hey, you know, the best bit I thought was that a crapper fact at the end. I like that, too. But you know what? I'm the kind of guy that I've got to know the answer, man. When I get back to the office, I'm in my car. When I get back, I'm going to have to look all this. We did. I thought we gave that. Sky, didn't we give them? Well, if it was not a fact, we didn't, like, say what the fact was. Oh, you want to know what the actual fact is. In other words, if we said, let's take, for instance, we said the average fly lives for 175 hours. If that's false, you want to know how long the average fly actually does live.
Right. I know that the vending machines, it's got to be closer to like 200, not 18 people. Yeah, okay. I get what you're saying. We'll fix it, and we'll do it that way. Thanks. All right, I think we're going to have this guy calling in right now. His name is David Karandish, and he was the most recently fired contestant on the Martha Stewart deal. One of the things I want to ask him about is what's up with the ratings? Nobody. This kid is smart. He's real smart. He's the youngest. He was the youngest one on the show. He's like 22. And in this last boardroom when he got fired, he was real smart. He took the angle of, I know I haven't been very good on these challenges, but I can make your internet, because he's like an internet kid, I can make your internet website awesome. And he broke it down to Martha, like, what's all wrong with her website? Really? And even though she, like, fired him, she goes,
I still want to talk to you about this Internet stuff and maybe get you a job. Really? So, I mean, he's a smart kid. Is this David? Yes, how are you guys doing this morning? David Karandish, is that right? Karandish. Karandish. Yes. And you were the most recently fired contestant on the Martha Stewart Apprentice. However, Eddie says that you made a pretty good move right at the end of it. I figure you've got to go out on a high note. I tried to be positive throughout the whole experience, and Martha recognized that and left the door open for an opportunity to improve her Internet presence. Have you started doing any of that with her yet or no? I've got a proposal in the works. I had to wait until after I got eliminated before I could present any of that to her. But I should be presenting it to her in the next week or so. How much time did you get to spend hanging with her, talking with her, talking with her daughter? I get to spend some time. It was kind of difficult because she had to be back at her house because she could only be out of the house so many hours at that point in time. Now, would you see people coming up to her and saying, Martha, we really have to get going? No, but you could kind of tell that people would say when we go into a conference room, you know, everybody be on time because, you know, Martha's only got so much time to be there. She's got to go. Right.
We had Alexis on, and Alexis beat us up a little bit. I wasn't trying to be scandalous or any kind of shocking or anything like that with her. And we had her on, and I was asking pretty basic questions about the prison stuff, and she thought I was being a wiseacre about it, and I wasn't. I was asking genuine questions. Did you ask any questions about prison to Martha on off-camera times? That was a little bit of a taboo topic, so I didn't think it was very appropriate to bring up during a job interview process. Although, obviously, I'd like to know the same questions you probably do. You are the youngest contestant on the show. How old are you? I'm 22. At the time of the filming, I was actually 21. Were you intimidated because of that, the age thing? I wasn't intimidated at all, although I will say I think it was a little bit more difficult because it's harder to be taken seriously when you are the youngest one there. How do you answer the question when your friends ask you that you've come back? How do you answer the question, what was Martha like? I usually answer it like this. Martha is an amazing personality. She's a lot wittier in person than she comes off on, you know, a baking segment on one of her TV shows.
You know, she's able to laugh at herself even with the interesting couple of months she's been through. So I would say that she's not exactly the same person you see on TV. There's a lot more to her. Yeah. We're talking to David Karondish. He was the most recently fired contestant on the Martha Stewart Apprentice. You're a member of Mensa. Yes. What is your IQ? 134. What do you have to be to be a member of Mensa? I think it's like a 130. So you're four points over. Yeah, I just barely made the cutoff. Well, you made it. You're in the bottom half of Mensa. Now, a lot of people say that it appeared that you were not doing much on the show. Was that a strategy? You were kind of laid low. It didn't seem like you did a lot. I think some of that...
Some of that's the editing. For example, in the salad dressing task, I think a lot of that got edited out. And explain what that task was. We had to create a salad dressing and sell it in a Stu Leonard's grocery store. And so we had to create the recipe from scratch, sell. We had to set up a booth within the grocery store. I think that segment I got cut a lot just because they knew I was going to get eliminated in the next round. When they do the editing, they edit them all together. Being a member of Mensa, can you tell us why this show has not been a hit? Listen, you're a smart guy. You've got an IQ of 134. The show, you have heard, I mean, it's no secret, been a lot in the media lately that the show has been taking its lumps. Well, let me ask you this question. Would you watch two survivors in one season? No way. And, I mean, that pretty much answers it. I'm not saying that it's... Donald's Apprentice or Martha's Apprentice that's hurting the other one necessarily. I personally didn't think it was a good idea to run two of them at the same time. Now, when you're looking back on it, do you think you would have done better if you would have been on Donald's Apprentice? I think some of the members of Donald's Apprentice are a little bit more business savvy. I think we had a lot more creatives on Martha's Apprentice. I think I could have done very well there.
The reason why I went with Martha was because I thought there was a bigger opportunity to improve her Internet presence than there would be for the Donald. Did you do any flirting with any of the single women in the house? You don't want to date any apprentice candidates. Well, some of them are very beautiful, very attractive. I would say that Sarah is pretty attractive, but she had a boyfriend, and most of the people there were either married or in some kind of dating relationship. Anything big happen in the news world while you were there that you talked about? You know, we didn't really get a lot of media exposure. We were pretty task-focused. Yeah, so I thought that. Maybe you guys didn't get a lot of time with news, TV, that kind of stuff. The only TV we got to see was the five minutes where Martha would pop on and give us a task. All right, we're going to give you a task. We're going to be on the air for the next 26 hours, and you need to keep us awake. Good luck. Yeah, we're going to be on the air for 26 more hours. We get off the air tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. We're two hours and 40 minutes into it right now, and we've got a little ways to go. But listen, David, thank you for coming on the show. Thanks for having me. The best of luck to you, bro. Thanks. You guys have a great day. All right, we'll see you. That's David Karandish.
He is the most recently fired member of The Apprentice. Let's see. All right, we can play this game when we come back. I'm going to give you guys something to talk about. I'm going to change real quick. Okay. Discuss this one. MC Hammer is having to sell his catalog because he didn't have any money, right, Skye? Right. Go ahead. Can I go over there and play his song? Sure. Come on. Break it down. Break it down. Yeah, let me take care of that. So, yeah, they announced today, I just read this morning, that MC Hammer has put his full music catalog up for sale. So that's pretty much the rights to all of his songs. And, you know, he's had bankruptcy problems, money problems, file for bankruptcy, all this. So I guess this is his way, you know, it's kind of like his last prayer to try and find some money to keep him afloat.
Now, isn't MC Hammer like doing preaching or something? He was for a while. I don't know if he is anymore. Of the sort, yeah. Rob, how do I get to that page of looking for songs? So, yeah. So, we'll see if anybody buys it. I don't know if it's, you know, it ain't the Beatles catalog. It's not Michael Jackson's catalog. Oh, really? Well, no, they're a little different. How about this? I used to hang out with... His dad? Yeah, Stanley Burst. Okay. That was... Okay, you don't need to do the hammering. It's a hammer dance. All right. You're good. We get it. Go, Eddie. Go, Eddie. Stop it. Eddie. Go, Eddie. Oh, that is interesting. Isn't that scary, Sean? It's awesome. He does it every day. It's the best. So why would you hang out with MC Hammer's dad? Because I used to go to the track every day. Oh, his dad was at the track? Yeah. His father owned a couple of horses. Really? Yeah. And just like his son.
Stanley Burrell Jr., MC Hammer. He blew all of his money as well. Oh, no way. Did he have to put his catalog up for sale? He sold all his horses. Did he? Aw, that's so sad. So does this mean that we're going to be hearing all of his songs in real bad commercials? Yeah, and just people will find ways to try and make more money off of his songs, put in their own pocket. How much can you get for a catalog? I have no idea. I think it depends on the artist. All right, Eddie. What is this? This is MC? Put on a hammered... Oh, what up, what up? That is so not the hand movements. All right, there you go. St. Hall and Oates all over again. Listen, we're doing a news story, so I'm adding production out. Eddie? Well, yeah, we've been playing MC Hammer music for like five.
Five minutes without adding anything new to the story. Fine. Can't touch this. Can you play this one already? There's only two songs in the system. That's awesome. Can't touch this. What? Open it. Sky wants to open her birthday present from Sean. Sean, you wrapped it very beautifully. I think we have other things going on, Sky. Like Mikey putting his PJs on? Oh, yeah. Looking good. Are those your car shorts? Yeah, they're clean. Nice. They're clean. I got a Napoleon Dynamite air freshener. What are you looking at? What Sean got me for my birthday. Oh, wow. The Lost Chronicles book. Awesome. The official companion book to the show Lost. I was in the middle of, you know, that MC Hammer news story and they won't let me play the song. It's a lie, Mike. Yeah, that's awful. What? You don't like Amazon? No, dude.
I wasn't a fan when he was out. I got a bad kitty notebook. Look at that. Sean going all out on you. What's this? Oh, dude. The, like, industrial pack of incense. A hundred sticks, dude. Do you like incense? Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never noticed you have incense going whenever I've been to the house. Love incense. That's awesome. And the final. is the lost calendar. Oh, that is dope. That's awesome, Sean. Oh, let me see. Look at all those pictures. No, you cannot. Yeah, show the back. Oh, shoot. I forgot the biggest present of all. Dude, that's cool. What was that? A human finger. I got it. It's in my bag in the office. God darn it. Well, why don't you tell her? Go get it. Go get it. Go get it. What is it, Sean? Your boy? You can't touch that. A bunch of quailins. A bunch of quailins. There you go, Skye. That's very nice. All the stuff you got you. Missy got me this already. Which one? What? The book. The Lost Chronicles? I'm not going to tell Sean. Don't tell me. I don't tell him. No, I'm not giving it to you. Yeah, because that's on PC, man. I'll re-gift it to you for Christmas. There you go. Mikey Show. And I'll accept it. All right. Are we ready to do this game? Yes. All right. Now.
Now, Sky came up with this game, which I think is fantastic. Sky, you can explain how the game is going to be played. Okay. It's the Losing My Virginity game. Yes. I'll go to the bathroom at some point. You want to go now before we start? Yeah, can we? Yeah, go ahead. Can I go, too? Yeah, go real quick while we have to pee. Both of you go. Explain the game. Why don't you explain when they get back? Okay. The guy that broke into Jennifer Aniston's home was sentenced. Now, this was the nutbag. That they arrested in her house in Malibu. Yeah, transient. And they sentenced him, right? Yeah, yesterday he was sentenced. So I guess the deal with this dude is, you know, he's a transient, a homeless person. And is that funny to you? Apparently Rob finds that hysterical. Okay. Looking for a place to stay, I understand. All right. So, yeah, I guess this guy took a taxi to her house. Yeah. And then climbed over a big old fence. And then, like, walked right into her house and was just walking around until, like, a maid or somebody who worked there finally said, what are you doing? Who are you? You know? So, anyway, so yesterday was his day in court. The judge sentenced him to a year in jail. Plus, he will have to see a shrink as part of his five years probation. And he is ordered to stay away from Jennifer Aniston for the next ten years. Holy cow. Yeah. Hey, listen, I know a guy's done more than that.
Get less of a sentence. Oh, definitely. It's just because she's Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, why are you saying that, Boston, Rob? Do you know of some specifics? Well, you know, when I did it to Johnny Damon. That's funny. So, yeah, okay, that's the deal with that. Jason Bateman had throat surgery. He removed, what, a polyp? Yeah, he had a benign polyp in his throat. I really like that guy. What is that? That's what Ashley had, right? Stuff Ashley gets, yeah, the nodules and the polyps and whatever. So he underwent surgery to remove it, and the surgery, the operation went great. So production on Arrested Development is kind of on hold for a couple weeks. So they said that they're going to be doing reruns through this month, but then should pick up with new episodes. Rosa Parks' funeral is today. Jesse Jackson is going to speak. Yes, Reverend Jesse Jackson will speak. Aretha Franklin will sing. Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary will both be there among the mourners. Yeah, right on. Sean's a big fan. I love Clinton. Really loves Bill Clinton. Really. Even though he's an idiot. Shut your mouth.
So when they had Rosa Parks laying out there in honor in her state of Alabama, they said like over 60,000 people came through to pay their respects. So there's going to be a lot of people at her funeral today. Way to go, Bill. Boo. Boo. Get out of here. Bill or Rosa? Okay. Yeah, I'm booing Rosa Parks, guy. Well, just wanting to clarify. You're a jackass. You never know with this show. Did you feel you needed to clarify that? Yeah. Oh, no. Just felt like I need to be a jackass. To be clear, I'm not booing. Rosa Parks. Oh, okay. Who's dead. Just to be clear. That would be rude. Just so everyone knows. All right, Skye, now explain how we're going to play Losing My Virginity. Okay, so what's going to go on is Mikey is going to have a list of facts. And these facts are facts from the six people on the show regarding the first time we lost our virginity, or I guess losing our virginity. You only do that once. So Mikey is going to get a listener on the phone, read them a fact, and then they will have to guess. who on the show, whose fact that was from when they lost their virginity. And there will be prizes involved, right, Eddie? Yes, we have movie passes. Nice. So I guess start calling in if you want to play Losing My Virginity. No. We had a song. What happened? I can't play it. What happened to it? It's too dirty. Is it really? No. Who wrote it? Blounder. Oh. Of course. Oh, that's...
It sucks. I wanted to hear it. Friggin' flounder. Pervert. He's good, man. He's really good. He's a pervert. He's a perv. He's really good, but I just didn't feel comfortable. Yeah. Well, the game will be fun anyway. All right. So, again, I read the facts. You tell me who that was. And if they get it right, they get a prize. And, you know, if not, you can go to a new person and a new fact or try the same fact on a new person, however you want to roll with that. I like it. Okay. That's a good game. It's like quick to the point, you know, professional came up with that. P1 Kelsey. Hi. Oh, hey. Hi. Kelsey, how old are you? I'm 19. Okay. I'm this many. You are an adult. Finally. I'm going to read you a fact. When I read you a fact, the fact, I want you to tell me who that person was, okay? Awesome. All right. It happened in my friend's parents.
Bed. It happened in my friend's parents' bed. Are we allowed to pick Boston Rob? Of course. Yes, you are. I'm going to go with Boston Rob. That is incorrect. Oh. Bummer. I'm very sorry. Sean, do we have the little thing? I'm getting it. There we go. There we go. Next up is P1 Flatline. Yeah. What's up, Mikey? Flatline, how are you? Good. I'm going to give you another fact. All right. This person on the show, when they lost their virginity, remembers thinking during it, I wonder if I'm doing it right. I'm sorry, who did you think that was? Skye. You are correct. Wow. You are correct. And for the record, the last one I read was Skye as well. Yes. It happened in her friend's parents' bed. Why is it making me dirty? Your friend's parents' bed.
Bed? Where would you prefer it to happen? How about your friend's bed? No. It's a friend's parent. Yeah. It's pretty hoish. No, it's not. Shut up. Maybe not hoish, but definitely slutty. Oh, give me a break with this. Next up is P1 Kyle. Are you there? Yes, I am. Are you ready for this fact? I sure am. You have to tell me. It's all about Sky. You have to tell me what person on the show this relates to, okay? All right. Afterward, we had to go to the doctor. Afterward, we had to go to the doctor. That's got to be Eddie. You are incorrect. That was Sean. You broke up something proper, Sean. Shoot. You split that in two? What's up? What are you doing, fool? That's weird. Do you want an ick tooth? What up? All right. Are you ready? Yeah. Playing the game called Losing My Virginity. Yeah. All right. Who does this relate to? I don't know yet. Tell me. The person I made love to was wearing bright purple Barney colored sweats at the time. What? The person they made love to was wearing bright purple Barney colored sweats at the time. I'm going to have to say the hottest chick I've ever seen in my life, Ashley.
That is incorrect. That was me. Oh, for sure it was John Wayne Gacy. So this guy guessed that Ashley hooked up with a dude. A guy that was wearing purple sweats. Yes. Okay, that's hot. All right. That's awesome. Sorry about you losing. Idiot. Next up is P1 Forest. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. How are you guys doing today? We're doing good. Good. Okay, are you ready? Yep. Lost virginity. To a partner who was also a virgin and the partner cried afterwards. I think I'm going to have to guess it was probably Ashley. You are incorrect. Oh, man. That was actually Eddie. Why did she cry? I'm sorry, Eddie. Sweet. I don't know. What did you do when she's crying?
I thought I did something wrong. I don't know. How old were you? I was 16. Okay. That's about right. Next up is P1 Keith. Yo. Keith, are you ready? I'm ready. When I'm losing my virginity, you have to tell me who this relates to. All right. It was with an African-American. It was with an African-American. Well, I know who my first guest should be, but I don't know if that's right. Tell me who that was. I'll say P1 Sky. You are incorrect. It was Ashley. P1 Ashley. It was Ashley. Ashley, I did not know this. I didn't know that either. I did not know this. He's a Negro. Wow. Oh, hell.
Sky and I have a lot in common in some areas. You'd be surprised. I don't know what that means. Sky didn't lose her virginity to an African American. Well, no, but I'm attracted very much to African American. Oh, I see. I'm black. P1 Omar. Yeah. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Tell me who this relates to. Okay. It was on pink satin bedsheets. It was on pink satin bedsheets. Pink satin bedsheets. Pink satin bedsheets. I'm going to say sky. You are incorrect. That was Boston Rob. What the hell? Boston Rob, pink satin bedsheets. Yeah, I stole them because I knew it was going to happen. So I ripped them off and I thought they were pimp, but they only had pink.
Where did you steal them from? I don't know. Some place in the mall. Oh, my God. I was real young. That was in my crazier days. Pink, bat. Holy cow. Oh, man. I thought they were pimped. P1 Travis, are you there? I'm here, man. Who does this relate to? We're playing Losing My Virginity. Who said this? Who said, I was staring at a poster of John Riggins of the Washington Redskins the entire time. I'm going to go with my boy, Boston Rob. That is incorrect. Who's that? That was me. What's up with that? John Riggins. In my bedroom, I had my bedroom wallpapered with pictures cut out of Sports Illustrated. And there was a big picture of John Riggins there. I've seen a grown man naked. All right, thank you. Where were your parents? Well, my mom was out of town. Yeah. And my dad was the only one home.
He was home? Yeah, he was asleep. He was asleep. Naughty. I know it. Oh, man. You get a lot done when they're asleep. That's hot. P1C. I'm here. That's hot. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Who said this? There was so much pain involved in my first time that one of us threw up on the other. Oh, God. One of us threw up on the other. Oh, my God. Sean. You are correct. Oh. What's up with that, Sean? Excuse me. Please. Sean, do you care to explain? What's there to explain? I mean, you know, it was a painful affair. You know, besides everything. Yeah. I mean, you know, things weren't going very well. It made someone nauseous? Well, so my partner said, you know what, just go for it. Go for it.
Drive it home. Do what you got to do. And I did exactly that. Male or female? Male. You have to know stepbrother. Sean. Always goes too far. All right. You want some movie passes. Hang on the line, okay? Always goes too far. Always goes too far. Oh, my God. That was awful. P1R now. Are you there? Yeah, are you there? I'm here. Okay. Tell me who this relates to. Okay. I listened to the entire Skid Row song, I Remember You, while losing my virginity. That'll be you, Mikey. You are incorrect. That was Eddie. That's right, Pat. That was Eddie. What a wonderful memory. It was, man. Every time I hear that song. Stop. Makes him cry a little bit.
P1, Renegade Cowboy. Lost the whole song. That's hot. You wish. That's five minutes. Okay. Are you ready, Renegade Cowboy? I am ready. It happened in the back of a Suburban. Oh, my God. It happened in the back of a Suburban. Who is that? I'm going to say Sean. Incorrect. Incorrect. Incorrect. That was actually Ashley. With an African-American in the back of a Suburban. While drinking a 40. In my friend's parking lot, in my dad's car. We might want to make you a stolen Suburban. There you go. Thank you very much. Next up is P1 Sean. Are you there? Yep. Okay, tell me who this relates to. We were listening to When the World Ends by Dave Matthews Band. I'm going to have to go with Sky. That is incorrect.
That was Ashley as well. Yep. A black dude listened to that? Well, think about it. You guys got to be smart. Think about how old we are and when we lost our virginities. Like, I wasn't even into the Dave Matthews band when I lost mine. Oh, you're right. You know, that's Ashley. Don't be an ass. I'm trying to help, you son of a bitch. How can you people not be figuring out, I mean, basically. Focus on Skye, will you? If you just focus on Skye, you'll realize where everybody else falls into the world. I'm just saying that song didn't even come out until I was like 22. And we all know that. And everybody should also know when you actually lost your virginity what age you were. Thank you, Eddie. Absolutely. So I waited until I was 22. Who waits until they're 22? I got married at 22. Nice girls. Eddie, that's... Dude, that's wrong. Low blow, Eddie. I think you meant to say good girls. Yes. You guys are dicks. P, what husband? Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Tell me who this relates to, okay? Okay. Someone walked in during the lovemaking. No. Oh, no. Someone walked in during the lovemaking. That would be Boston Rob. You are correct.
You are correct. Boston Rob, who was it? My brother's babysitter. Wow. Who did you join in? All right, all right. Hang on the line, will you, P1 Husband? Yeah. Hang on. Weird. We got to do this. The Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB Channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. The official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is K-I-O-Z San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 9 a.m. and 10 a.m. It sure does. Oh, man. Oh, come on, you guys. Oh, gosh. We only have 25 hours left. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up right now. That's it. Shut up. But, Sky, what I'm saying is that in 25 hours, we get to go home. Next up is P1 Brandy. Are you there? I'm here. All right, Brandy, who does this relate to? I was 15 years old. P1 Ashley. Ashley. You are incorrect. Okay. It was actually Sky who was 15 years old. Almost 16, for the record. Oh, well, that certainly makes a difference. That makes you a non-whore. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, listen, she was 15, but she had the body of a 16-year-old. True.
He was 72. That was the only awkward part. P1 Joel. He wasn't. Who does this relate to? Are you ready? I'm ready. It lasted about 10 minutes. It lasted about 10 minutes. That is incorrect. That was Sky as well. Damn. That's awesome. That was the worst. P1 Sifu? It was. It's actually P1 Sifu. P1 Sifu. Yeah. Come on, I'm Mikey. All right, this is the last one, Sifu. Let's see if you can get it right. All right. This person was 18. This person was 18. I saw you, Mikey. You are incorrect. No. That was Ashley. Aw. Yeah. Way to chill. She was an adult. Yeah. I'm sure that's exactly what she did. Yes. You understand. I was a really, really good girl up until I hit college.