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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 9
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Radio show behind the scenesHost descriptionsStephen Lynch interviewComedy musicBroadway musicalsMitch Hedberg tributeParenting embarrassing momentsRacial sensitivityRadio airchecksCollege radioradio showmikeyshow
The Mikey Show features a call-in segment where a listener inquires about the studio setup and asks for descriptions of the hosts, leading Mikey to detail the physical appearances of himself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Boston Rob, and Ashley. The main guest is comedian Stephen Lynch, who discusses his comedy songs, including "Herpes" and "Nazi," his upcoming role in "The Wedding Singer" musical on Broadway, and his past tour with the late Mitch Hedberg. Later, listeners call in to share their reactions to Lynch's "Nazi" song and recount embarrassing stories of their children making racially insensitive comments in public. The show also features a humorous anecdote from Mikey about a friend named Erin who uses the alias "Tori," and concludes with the hosts playing old, cringeworthy "airchecks" from Boston Rob's college radio days, showcasing his early, awkward attempts at broadcasting.
What happened, in order
Caller Asks About Matt Hughes & Studio Setup
A caller asks why Matt Hughes isn't on the show and inquires about the studio's physical arrangement, leading Mikey to explain the multi-room setup where hosts can see each other through glass.
Describing the Show Crew
Mikey describes himself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Boston Rob, and Ashley in detail, including their physical appearance, ethnicity, and some personal traits, in response to a caller's request.
Stephen Lynch Interview & 'Herpes' Song
Comedian Stephen Lynch joins the show, discusses his comedy music career, the 'Herpes' song is played, and he talks about his upcoming role in 'The Wedding Singer' musical on Broadway.
Stephen Lynch's 'Nazi' Song
Stephen Lynch's controversial song 'Nazi' is played, followed by a discussion with the hosts about its dark humor and the contrasting beautiful piano accompaniment.
Stephen Lynch on Mitch Hedberg
Stephen Lynch shares his experience touring with the late Mitch Hedberg, explaining they traveled separately and didn't get to know each other well, and recalls hearing about Hedberg's passing.
Embarrassing Kid Story: 'Chocolate Man'
P1 Mark shares a mortifying story about his four-year-old son pointing at a black man in a grocery store and exclaiming, 'Look, Daddy, that man is made of chocolate,' much to the hosts' amusement and horror.
Embarrassing Kid Story: 'Pet the Monkey'
P1 Nick calls in with a similar story about his three-year-old sister asking if she could 'pet the monkey' when seeing a black family with a baby in a grocery store.
Down Syndrome Brother & N-Word
P1 Tori calls to explain her 25-year-old Down syndrome brother's habit of using the N-word, learned from rap music, and their struggles to get him to stop using the offensive term.
Mikey's 'Tori' Farce
Mikey recounts a long-running joke where he relentlessly mocked a friend named Erin for using the alias 'Tori' at work, refusing to acknowledge her real name or her band.
Boston Rob's Old Airchecks
The hosts play old 'airchecks' (demo tapes) from Boston Rob's college radio days, featuring his awkward public service announcements and 'Robbie Shades' persona, much to the amusement and embarrassment of the crew.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobMatt HughesStephen LynchOpieAnthonyAdam SandlerMitch HedbergCraig GassP1 MattP1 MarkP1 NickP1 Road DogP1 ToriErinJeffrey
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Okay. That's a good bed to just have from time to time. If this guy that's listening right now, if he's having a hard time because his Mexican co-workers are not liking listening to The Mikey Show, I can help him out. Find it for you in just a second. Mikey Show, hello. Well, yeah, I was just curious when you guys are going to have Matt Hughes on. Yeah, what happened, Eddie? I don't know. He wasn't picking up his cell phone. He was supposed to be on, but he didn't pick up his cell. I said screw it. Oh, okay. All right, bro. Mikey Show. Hey, can I speak to Mikey? Yeah, you're on the air, dude. Hey, buddy, how you doing? I'm doing all right. Hey, one quick question. Okay. Hey, we've been listening to your show for about six months. Uh-huh. And I want to know, this morning, Sky said something about that she didn't know what you were wearing. How are you guys set up? Can you kind of explain how you guys are set up in there so we have an idea of how?
You know, when you guys work? Yeah, yeah. Basically, we sit in three separate rooms, but we can see each other from each of the rooms, okay? In one room, the main air studio, you have me, Eddie, Sean, and Sky. Directly across from us and separated by glass is Ashley in her own studio. And then just to the right of Ashley in another studio, also separated by glass, is Boston Rob. Hey, that's cool. So just to kind of give you an idea of what the arrangement's like here. It's a big studio. But, yeah, we're all kind of sitting in, like, desk type of areas. So when we're sitting down, I can't see Mikey. Like, I can see his shoulders, but I can't really see below his shoulders. So that's why I didn't know if he was wearing pants or shorts or whatever. Yeah, she can just see, you know, my upper torso. Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. And another thing, we were talking about Sean, and we were wondering how, you know, what he looks like. And like I said, you know, we've only been listening for, like, six months. Can you, like, real quick, since it's a 28-hour show, like, do you have time to, like, you guys could maybe... Describe what people look like? Yeah, so we have an idea, you know, because I think, I pretty much think Sky's kind of hot and Ashley, but I don't really know how they look. I'm just based on their voice. Yep, okay, I can do that for you. I can do that for you. Listen on the radio, and I'll describe everybody. First of all, you can see us if you go to MikeyShow.com. There's a picture of the whole show at MikeyShow.com.
but I am 5'6", very short, fat, Mexican, bald. I'd be handsome if I lost some damn weight. And I got tattoos all over the place. My right arm is almost all sleeved, and I'm working on that, going up my arm. Eddie is 6' tall. He's about medium build. He's flexing his muscles right now. So you can see the guns. Oh, God. Sweet cheeks. Bless you. Bless you, bless you. Eddie has pretty much had the same haircut since he was about six. That's accurate. Except for that time with the mullet. That's right. He did have a mullet for a couple of years. True, as well. Eddie's got a goatee. Handsome kid. He's half Italian, half Mexican. Skye, beautiful girl, 28, long hair. It's curly. Hi. She is Italian and Irish. Definitely a white girl. She's pretty. Sean is six foot four inches tall. Holy moly. 300 pounds. A hulking figure flipping off the microphone. Another guy can get by? You could not get by, Sean. That I can guarantee you I can do. I'll guarantee that he can. Next is Boston Rob. He is, oh boy, he's got some tattoos going on. He's got a white guy dreadlock.
It hasn't really taken. The dreads have not taken. Smells. Right now, he's got the dreads like all. He gathered them all on the top of his head and put them in a ponytail. Yeah. And Ashley, gorgeous 22-year-old girl. She's blonde. She's pretty. She's got a cute figure, and she's a cute girl. So if you're wondering what we look like, that's what we look like. Are you having a hard time? I think Ashley's having a hard time finding that music. I'm going to play some music right now, though. I want to give you the music of Stephen Lynch. I wrote this song for my lady. For two, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poet, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter on canvas, you would be. But I don't have a, and I don't have a ship. So I can't build a house, and we can't take a trip. And I'll never be a poet, nor have the painter's grace. So I'll never write your verse, nor immortalize your face. And also, I have herpes. Are you there, Steven? That's so funny, man. He's laughing at his own stuff. Dude, seriously, when you hear your own stuff, you gotta laugh. No, I don't. Come on. Are you kidding me? I run as far away from it as I possibly can. Dude, that is so funny, man. I hear this crap every single night. You know what I mean? The sound of my voice makes me sick.
But I'm glad it doesn't make you guys sick. I love it. It's brilliant. Hey, man, we get so many calls, so many emails. How do we get Stephen Lynch's stuff? You got a website, too, right? It's StephenLynch.com. There you go. Now, you got to tell people it's S-T-E-V-E-N. Or is it the other way? P-H? S-T-P-H. Sorry about that, dude. S-T-E-P-H-E-N. Now, thank you for confusing everybody, Mikey. That works real well for the CD sales. Hey, you know, a guy that we have, our agent, also represents a guy, a couple of guys named Opie and Anthony, who I know you guys are friends with. Is it true that when they were not working, that Opie, like, actually traveled with you? Yeah. I mean, he wasn't on the road with me for a year or anything, but he was kicking around Southern California for a while, and I was doing some shows there. He tagged along and joined us and went to Vegas and L.A. and I think Orlando, Florida and a couple other places. That's cool. Those guys are good dudes. Yeah, it was fun, man. He was a real bohemian. Now, what's the deal? Where are you right now, Steven? I'm in a tour bus on Route 9 North, just outside of New York City, on my way to a show at Yukon tonight. Really, man? Yeah. Dude, that's awesome. So how long has this tour been going on and how long do you have left?
It's actually not a very long tour. We started a few weeks ago, and we'll be done in a few weeks. So it's like six weeks or so. And then I've got to be back to start rehearsals for this Wedding Singer thing. So we tried to cram as many shows as we could into a short amount of time. Wedding Singer thing? What's that? They made a musical of the Wedding Singer that we're doing starting on Broadway in April. I'm taking over the Adam Sandler part. Oh, that's awesome, dude. Dude, that's very cool. Congratulations on that. They wrote all new music for it, and it's really clever and funny and, you know, and nice. They wouldn't let me touch it with a 10-foot pole. They'd let somebody else write it. Steven, this may seem like a weird question, but you're a talented guy. You play guitar really good. You got a good singing voice. Why did you never do, like, you know? the real thing instead of doing the comedy stuff i do do the real thing it's just something i do you know in private for my own benefit right plus plus it's so much more fun to go out on stage and you know and be a jackass and this should be a serious singer songwriter but you know this is just more fun i think so it's basically like you and your family have heard the serious stuff and that's about it yeah would you ever consider letting people hear that or no
I think that maybe I'll start a second career when this one's over as, you know, sensitive singer-songwriter. You know, grow a big beard and change my name and see if it works out for me. Stephen, can I play Nazi while you're on the line? I would love for you to play that. Let's play that. Take a listen to Stephen Lynch. Yeah. You're either going to like this song or kick my ass after the show. You love the smell of goose-step salutes in your Doc Martin boots. And you quoted Mein Kampf in our fifth anniversary car. I think you're a Nazi. And you watch them whenever they're hairy. I guess I should have known when you bought a new bone for your puppies, neighbors, and Gary. Especially with that song, you know, we've all been there. Yeah. We've all dated Nazis. Exactly. You know, we've all had a girl that we could have wrote those exact same lyrics to.
what makes that song so great for me? The lyrics? No, not the lyrics, the piano. It's such a beautiful, lilting little piano line that my friend did, and it, you know, with this horrible, awful song about Nazis. Right. To me, that's what makes it, that really does it for me. All I do is listen to the piano the entire time. Thrill. Eddie? Hey, Steven, do you, like, do you get off more when you're on stage shocking the audience or making them laugh? No. I don't care about shocking the audience. To me, it's all about making them laugh. I mean, there's no real joy out of shocking somebody. The real joy comes in. You might use shock tactics sometimes to make people laugh, but the important thing is that they laugh. Right. And if people are shocked in the process, then I don't, you know. What are you eating? Steven, clearly you've been eating something this whole time. What are you eating? Pretzel nuggets. I apologize. spit them out right now. You don't have to. You don't have to. Are they the kind with the peanut butter in the middle? No, these are just regular ones. I thought I was doing it surreptitiously enough that you guys couldn't tell, but you obviously caught them. Surreptitiously. Excuse us. I'm good. Oh, wow. Look at the big vocabulary on Steven. I have a rhyming dictionary, my friend. P1 Jewboy on the line. Are you there? Absolutely. Go ahead. You love the song?
My rabbi loves this song. We play that during Hanukkah as well as Passover. There you go. Thank you. See, I'm reaching out to the Jewish community. You are. Nice work. I love it. Hey, to get a little bit serious, I know that you toured with Mitch Hedberg, and I kind of wanted to ask you a little bit about that. I mean, did you get to be kind of good friends with Mitch during that period of time, or was he kind of hard to get to? You know, we traveled separately. and so we didn't really get to know each other as much as I thought we would. When the tour began, I thought it was going to be the kind of thing where we'd jump in a car or a bus or something and go from city to city, but as it turned out, it was routed in such a way that we just kind of met in the city we were going to perform in, and maybe we'd hang out for a little bit afterwards, but no, I didn't really get to know him too well. I'm guessing that he... I thought he was a really nice guy. And, you know, comedically, he was unbelievable. And I would guess that he kind of handpicked you. He liked your stuff, and he wanted you to tour with him. No, I don't think he had any idea who I was when we started, to be honest with you. It was actually my agent and manager and I who came up with the idea of doing kind of a co-headlining tour. And we thought about a bunch of people, and he was somebody who I really liked and thought was really funny. And, you know, we kind of extended the offer to his camp, and they loved the idea.
Clear Channel kind of put the whole thing together and made it happen. So where were you when you heard the news about Mitch passing away? I was at home. I think I heard it just the way everybody else did, you know, some Internet rumor or whatever, and I called a couple people who I knew and confirmed it. We have a friend of ours, a comedian named Craig Gass. Do you know Craig? No, I don't. Craig was actually his roommate for a little while. Oh, really? It kind of had a similar story. It broke and was kind of a rumor to a lot of people before a lot of people found out about it. Right, right. We play some of his stuff here, too, and Mitch Hedberg was hysterical, man. He really was, man. He put on some great shows. Okay, so the latest CD. What's your latest CD called? The Craig Machine. The Craig Machine. Yeah, it's the CD from which the Nazi song comes and the one you played before that, the herpes song as well. There you go. It's S-T-E-P-H-E-N-L-Y-N-C-H.com. StephenLynch.com. All right, dude, we're going to play some more of your stuff, but thank you for coming on, man. Hey, my pleasure. Thanks for having me. I see you in January, Stephen. Yeah, man, when you come to San Diego, come into the studio, will you? I will, I will, yeah. All right, bro. All right, guys. All right, we'll see you. Okay, bye. Stephen Lynch. That's a good dude.
We've had him in the studio before. He's funny. He's really funny. Man, we got our phone lines ringing off the hook. Yeah. All right, let me check and see the stuff that we still have coming up on the show. If you're just tuning in, you're listening to the 28-hour show. We do this once a year at the most. At the most. Why do we do it? Hopefully you turn some friends on to the Mikey show. Mm-hmm, that too. Yep. But hopefully you turn some frenzyers on to the Mikey show because, you know, you don't get to hear it very often or you don't get to hear it at this time of the day. We're kind of putting the show out there for people that don't normally hear it. And we are on from 6 to 10 Monday through Friday. So you may be tuning in right now expecting to hear Missy. And this is what we're doing. We will be on until 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Less than 24 hours now, though, guys. Less than 23 hours now. And we will get off tomorrow morning at 10 a.m.
Sean is one of the members of the show. There's six people on the show. Myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Boston, Robin, Ashley. And Sean doesn't actually live in San Diego. He lives up north in Northern California. And he actually flew in for this. So when this is all over tomorrow morning at 10, he's going to go back to my place. And he's going to crash out a little bit and wake up, fly home on Friday. Friday morning. You skipped a step in there. You're going to go home. You're going to sleep. Get a good shower. And before that, in between go to bed and wake up. In between going to bed and waking up, you'll drive home. No. You'll stop. No. You promised we were going to spoon. You did. Yes, the spoon, yes. We will spoon, yes. We will spoon. You did, you little. We will spoon. God. We will spoon.
Hey, Eddie, you a spoon? So dumb. You guys want to hear air checks from Ashley and Boston Robb when they were first trying to get into the radio business? Before we do that, we got to take some phone calls. We have to talk to some listeners. Oh, yeah. All right. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello. Yeah, go ahead. You're on the air. Yes, it is. I want tickets to see Jarhead, and I couldn't see it because he gave out too many tickets. Oh, is that right? Yeah. We say you got to get there early, man. First come, first serve. Yeah, I think it says it on the past. It says on the past, first come, first serve. Every movie premieres like that. Yeah. A lot of people show up, bro. You guys should have said that. Oh, it's on there, dude. It always says that. Yeah, it does say that. They said people started showing up like at five. Hey, dude. Yeah. It says that on your ticket. Whenever you win tickets to a movie premiere, every movie premiere is like that because they want a full house. So that's just part of the deal.
Dude, sorry, dude. Read the fine print. Get out of here. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, I was gone for an hour, so I didn't hear you, but did you guys figure out who you're letting in the studio tonight? Yeah, we're going to be doing that throughout the show, so you've got to just keep listening, okay? All right, cool. All right, brother. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Matt. This is Mikey? Yep. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, I had to call and let you know that Nopty song. Killed me when I got in my car. No, that's hilarious, man. Dude, I got out of school. I turned on. I was like, what the heck is this? And then I heard the words, man. I was dying. That's beautiful. Thank you. Beautiful. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up? This is P1 Mark. What's up? Hey, I got a kind of embarrassing story. Do tell. Do tell. I was in the grocery store the other day with my son. And he's four. And he's, you know, at that age when he's looking around at it. You know, he looks around at stuff and always pointing out stuff. And I'm walking around with him. I'm Caucasian myself. And he points at a black man and says, look, Daddy, that man is made of chocolate. Oh! Oh, dude. I have. Oh.
Like, it's funny, but it's also like, you know, it's completely mortifying. The black guy heard it? Oh, yeah, he said it real loud. Oh, that's awful. That's so cute. Now, in all defense to the son, was the man made of chocolate or was this an actual person? Shut up! Maybe he was looking at one of the aisles, they had the candy out, something like that. Oh, I'm sure. Oh, that's brutal, man. Wow. Now, the guy wasn't offended, right? I mean, he gets that it's a kid, right? When you're a little kid, you don't know anything, you know? Yeah. I mean, the other thing is that it's weird. You know, he's made of chocolate. I mean, obviously, a black person does not look like he's made of chocolate. But, you know, he's just looking around. When you're a little kid, you know, you don't know. And you don't, you know, you just don't know. You don't know. You say stuff. Very embarrassing. Did you apologize? Do you apologize? I didn't. I just got out of there as quickly as I did. Yeah, I think the appropriate thing to do is say, I'm sorry, you know. I'm sorry. Yeah, maybe you should have. That's pretty brutal. I just decided I'd call you guys and tell you about it. Little kids do this stuff all the time. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure you're not the first person who's gone through something like that. Kids, you know, they're kids. They're just learning. They're feeling out the world, you know.
That's so cute. That's funny. I love stories like that. It's so funny how you get embarrassed about it. Sky, what if a little kid said something to you, though? Like, you know, thought you were pregnant and you're not. Oh. Bad. Yeah. Well, yeah, but obviously there'd be a reason for him or her to say that. Well, maybe you're wearing a fat dress. Yeah, see, because I had a kid say that to me the other day. Wait. That man is pregnant. No, he's just gigantically fat. Yeah, exactly. Wow, dude. All right, thanks for the call. Yeah, no problem. Thanks. What do you do? What do you do when that happens, man? Punch your kid. Oh, shut up. I mean, first of all, what kind of explanation do you have with your kid? No, son, he's not chocolate. If you break him in half... Caramel doesn't pour out. Oh, give me a break. Or a creamy egg filling. That's the perfect opportunity to, you know, sit down with your child and try to explain to them that everybody's different and people look different and, you know, that's okay. Yes, like, for instance, our manservant is not made of chocolate. Oh. He's made of eclair. Oh, God. Oh, whatever. I think it's sweet. You think it's sweet?
little kids. It's like the innocence of little kids coming out. Like, they don't know. They don't know that that's, you know, not right or not good to say. They're like small, dumb people. Well, Eddie, they haven't learned yet. How can you be smart if you haven't had a chance to learn yet? P1 Nick? Yeah. Go ahead. Hey, bro. I moved to Texas a while back, bro, and I lived with my mom out there, and we went to the grocery store, and I got a little sister. She was about three years old, bro. We go into the grocery store, and she sees a black man. And she's like, you know, a black family, bro. And they got a little baby there. And she's like, Mommy, can I pet the monkey? And, dude, we just, dude, we were like tripping, bro. That's awful. Yeah. Dude, we didn't know what to do because, you know, she didn't know. You know what I mean? She just, you know, watches. It happens. It can happen. You know, yeah, listen, here's one of the things you've got to keep in mind. This poor kid said to this man out loud, look, Daddy, that man's made of chocolate. Right. Don't you guys consider something? Okay. What? Maybe he was. You're so stupid. Stop. You're so stupid. Well, no, I don't. Was he or was he made of chocolate? I don't think so. I mean, I've never heard of a human made of chocolate.
P1 Road Dog is on the line. His son did the same thing. Right, Road Dog? Oh, no. But he didn't do it in public, man. We were watching a couple movies at home, and I can't remember which one it is, but he's all, Dad, look at the monkey. Look at that monkey. That ain't cool. What is this? You got to teach him, man. Yeah, you just got to teach him. You don't scold him, but you just let him know, like, hey, you know, what are you doing? Kids don't know, man. You explain it to them, they figure it out, and then they don't do it anymore. And the weirdest thing is that his grandfather's black. Well, see, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, do these people, are they not exposed to other races, these kids, you know? But that's weird if your child has met an African-American person before but still didn't get it. Yeah, it's like he did get it. You just don't put so much attention, like, a racial thing on it. You just got to let them understand, like, he's a person, a person. Don't put a color on it. There you go. P1 Tori has an explanation. Go ahead. Hi, this is P1 Tori. I have a Down syndrome brother, which is a former mental retardation, and he's 25, and he loves, like, rap, like, 50 Cent and Eminem and, like, all those guys, and he makes the N-word a lot, and so we have, like, a big problem with him being like, what's up?
And, you know, it's so funny. Where do you learn that? That's not funny. Where do you learn that? From the rap music, she said. He loves 50 Cent. You know, they say it. They can say it to each other. But for, oh, I'm assuming a white boy with Down syndrome, it's not so good for him to run around. Like, we try and tell him, like, Jeffrey, you can't say that. That's a bad word. He's like, what's up? And, you know, he walks down, like, 50 Cent to his home. He's totally, like, want to be a black guy. Got it, Tori. Thank you, Tori. Thanks, guys. All right, we'll see you. Oh, what a sweetie. I wonder if that was P1 Tori or P1 Aaron. That's what I was thinking. I was trying to make eye contact with you. I don't think that was the... The undercover Tori? Yeah, I think that was an official Tori. Well, you know what? I have to question it now, Rob. I know. I'm sorry about that. You have a nice day at the beach the other day? No, I didn't. I cried the whole time. Scott, you didn't see that string, did you? No, I didn't. Rob, do you have it? If you do, forward it to Sky. Yeah, I might have deleted it. I'll say, hold on. You know that girl that Rob was dating, Paige? Remember her? Yep. She had a sister named Erin. She wrote me an email one day. And out of nowhere, she called herself Tori. Even though clearly when you get the email, it says the person's name on the email, like who it's from. So I wrote her back. I said, why'd you put Tori? She said, because I use Tori at work. I said, you do.
Why? And she said why or whatever, but I decided to start screwing with her. So I would not let it go. And she originally wrote me because she wanted me to talk about some band on the air. And I would not refer to the band or reference the band. All I was locked in on. Focused. Focusing on. Was the fact that she was going by the name Tori. And so finally... She wrote me an email that said even some of her friends will call her Tori. It's kind of a thing. And I wrote her back and I said, that's a real nice farce that you have going on. And I hope that your friends realize the lie they're living. And I said, you want to know what I'm going to do right now? I'm going to leave here and I'm going to go down to the beach. And I'm going to look out at the ocean. And you want to know why? Because that's the only thing left in this world that's real and true.
That ocean doesn't look back at me and say, hi, Mikey, I'm forest. The ocean doesn't look back at me and say, hi, Mikey, I'm jungle. No, it tells me the truth. Aaron doesn't lie and say Tori. Well, and remember, she was trying to give you the whole comparison. Well, your name's actually Mike, but you tell everyone your name's Mike. It turned into a full blown out like you monster. Yeah. She was really upset. Now, normally I would have felt bad about that, except for the fact that she was thinking that of something extremely stupid. Yeah. Check the phone lines, Rob. I want to see if she'll call. And what will she say her name is when she calls? Tori or Erin? I don't know which. It'll be one of the two. All right. Do you want to hear...
Air checks of Ashley and Boston Rob. Yes. Trying to get into radio. This ought to be good. Oh, God. An air check is a tape of you. Wait till you hear Ashley's voice. Shut up. You just... Oh, my God. Stop it. Oh, my God. Aw. Let's start with Boston Rob. Boston Rob, where is this? Where did you do this? Where did it come from? Told me to get the phones, Mikey. Huh? Did you find her yet or no? No, it's not. Nah. What are we about to hear? Like, where were you doing this? This is all from when I was in college. All right, let's take a look. You got cooking, go looking. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's funny. First of all. It's an intro. That's your intro? No.
Hey, it's a PSA, man. I'm saving the environment. A public service announcement. What commercial edit? I mean, PSA. I've never heard a public service announcement that has a 20-second intro. Yeah. I was in college. I was learning. That explains it. Today, cities are overflowing into the suburbs. The suburbs are overflowing into the rural areas. And nature's mystique is being destroyed. You're kidding me. What? You're kidding me. Come on. Oh, man. That's funny. Ah, mood change. Mood change. Very passionate. You can help by doing your part and start right now. Recycle. Plant a tree. Carpool. Are you actually playing the guitar here? Nude. Nude. Sitting Indian style on your bed with incense burning. This is so creepy. A lava lamp. Blankets over your windows. Or take public transportation. Another mood change. Who did you turn this into? Yeah. Uh, we had a professor? I turned it into crap. Yeah. Would you turn it into a professor? Yeah. And F. Yeah. Minus. The Earth needs your health. Oh. Oh. Cartoon.
Rob, was there somebody that you were sort of emulating there? Or was it coming up with your own style? It was my scary. Be serious. The earth needs your help. Oh, can I call you back? I'm recording a public service announcement. That was the weirdest. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll call you back. All right, bye. The earth needs your help. Oh, I love it. Brought to you by the New England Institute of Art and Communications and all independent radio. Because we care. That was awful. Hey, hey, hey. I'm inspired. I don't know about you. Quite impactful. I'd like to recycle that. I'm influenced. Kind of ironic that two, three years later, I'm collecting cans practically for a living. Let's hear some more Boston Rob. Oh, no.
Your favorite brother on the mic is Robbie Shades. What? What? What? No, Sean. No, Sean. You can't leave. Don't walk out. No, I know you're disgusted, but come on. You've got to sit down. You've got to sit down. You've got to sit down. Sean, come back in. Yeah. He said Bobby Shades? Robbie. Robbie Shades? Can we change it back to that? Yeah. Turn it over. Rob, how did you possibly? I was so high. Rob, you're in the midst of smoking a lot of weed. Oh, my God. No excuse. That's terrible. What is that? John Malligan do? Yeah, what are you playing? Hey, hey, hey. Your favorite brother on the mic.
Here's Robbie Shades. And I'm just trying to support a local cause called All Independent Radio. It's A-I-N-E dot A-I-I radio dot com. What the hell? Unlicensed band. We are finding the next Boston. So make sure you're there. Every Tuesday night, twist them up Tuesday, 7 to 9 p.m. And if you like a little funk, make sure you get down there Friday night. 8 to 11 with grassy max and the slow one. What is he talking about? I don't know, dude. It's a turd on the radio. What is going on? Was that college, Rob? Was that college? Was there a college radio station you were actually on the air? That got broadcast to people? So human beings is what you're saying. Heard that. Was it only human beings that lived on campus or did it extend beyond? It was over the internet. We could probably still listen to archive shows.
Was it internet only or was it broadcast? Oh boy, that's awesome. I'm surprised they didn't shut down the World Wide Web. You know what? We're not doing this anymore. Sorry. This whole WWW thing is done. We ruined it for you people. Sorry. Another cut from Boston Rob. Robbie Shades. Yeah, Robbie Shades. Robbie Shades. I hate you guys. Okay, man, start it up. Are you tired of listening to commercial radio? Boring. Then check out the all-new, all-independent radio. Hey, this is great, man. Then join me, Robbie Shade. You'll have joy. Shut your damn cake off. Now, did you edit all this stuff together? You did it. You produced this. Yeah. You produced this. I produced the whole thing. I just smoke and go into the studio. I was having the greatest time of my life. Let's hear it. It's not awful. Twist them up Tuesdays. Every Tuesday night from 7 till 9 p.m. Hey, man, check it out. This is the most cutting edge music. Yeah, I've heard worse.