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Track 8 - Amy The Stalker
2005
Best Of Album - 2005 - Pretty Sure It's The Best Of The Mikey ShowKIOZRock 105.3
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Amy called the Mikey Show claiming Eddie charmed her at Moondoggies on Saturday and then failed to call, while Eddie repeatedly swore he had never met or hooked up with her. Her accurate description of Eddie, his clothes, and his SUV led Mikey, Scott, T1 Stevens, and other callers to debate whether Eddie was lying or Amy was a stalker. Amy insisted Eddie had hurt her feelings and even said she would still go out with him, while Eddie argued that he always tells his coworkers about his romantic exploits and had nothing to hide. The confrontation ended with Eddie mocking Amy, Amy warning him to watch out, and Mikey making a dark joke about her boiling a rabbit.
What happened, in order
Amy Confronts Eddie
Amy calls the Mikey Show and demands to know why Eddie never contacted her after she says they met Saturday night at Moondoggies.
The Description Matches
Eddie denies knowing Amy, but she accurately describes his height, weight, hair, goatee, clothes, and sneakers.
The SUV Detail
Amy recalls Eddie bragging about his SUV and saying they had a connection, which makes her story sound uncomfortably specific.
Eddie Swears It Never Happened
Eddie insists to Mikey and Scott that he tells them all his weekend exploits and would have admitted any hookup, while they question how Amy knows so much.
Mikey's Stalker Theory
Mikey proposes that Amy may have met and fixated on Eddie without hooking up with him, but Amy says she would still gladly date Eddie.
Callers Smell a Stalker
T1 Stevens and the hosts suggest Amy is stalking Eddie because she knows his car, while Eddie becomes genuinely unnerved.
Take the Loss
A female caller tells Amy to stop giving women a bad name and take the loss, as Amy continues accusing Eddie and he calls her imaginary.
The Rabbit-Boiling Threat
After Eddie jokes that Amy was talking to a fern, she warns him to watch out if they meet again and Mikey caps the exchange with a rabbit-boiling joke.
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Before you do anything, Mikey, you've got to take this girl on line three. She really wants to talk to Eddie. Oh, really? Oh, look at you. She's really insistent. She really wants to talk to him. A little female persuasion? Yes. Don't mind if I do. God. I can interrupt for this. Mikey Show. Hey, is Eddie around? I'm right here. Yes, he works here. Yeah, I am here. Do you know who this is, Eddie? No, I do not. This is Amy. Hi, Amy. Does that... Names sound familiar? No, it doesn't, Amy. No, but the sound of your voice is getting me excited because this sounds sparky. I don't know. What the hell? Do I know you? Where were you Saturday night? Where was I Saturday night? Yeah. Well, I went to the beach all day, and then we ended up at Moondoggies for a little while. Exactly. Black skirt, tight pink top. I don't.
Did you meet some girls that night or something? No, not really. I was with a bunch of friends. Whoa, easy. Eddie, what are you doing? First of all, no, I did not. Is she doing a bit? Yes. Is this girl doing a bit? Your name's Amy? Yeah. No, Amy, I didn't hook up with you on Saturday night. I think he did. I cannot believe that you're doing this. I can't believe, first of all, I can't believe that you didn't call me, first of all. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can solve this right now. First, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Wait a minute, wait a minute. It's me, Mikey. I didn't approach you, not even more tight. I will figure out, I will figure out if this girl is BS right now or not. What does Eddie look like? He's like 6'2", probably weighs about 205 pounds, dark hair. Kind of like a goatee. What do you want? Okay. Okay. Oh, you want more? Pretty accurate. Black shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers. Wait, my question is why would this girl lie? Like, I don't... I don't know, but I thought she was doing a bit until she... Do you want to know the lines that he played on me? Oh, yeah, I'd like to hear it. Hey, who are you?
I don't even know who you are, stupid. Why are you doing this? Did you ask her to marry you or something? No, I don't even know who this is. I didn't hook up with anybody. Why would I not admit to that? Why would I be like, oh, no, I didn't hook up with a girl? That's true. Would I not, the first thing on Monday morning, say, dude, guess what? I hooked up with some chick. You always do that. I always give my weekend shenanigans. Update, yeah. I mean, give me a break. I don't know who you are, and I don't know why you're doing this. Oh, really? Yeah. Remember? I have brown eyes, clown. I did not say that. You never say that. You're insane. Who are you? My voice was sexy. And then you told me what you do. And then I knew it was you. Okay. And then I'm going to totally bring you on the show. Yeah, that's my rap. Yeah, that does not sound like Eddie. I go up to girls and say, hey, I can get you on the radio. There's no reason for you not to have called me. Okay. Wow. Mikey, you know what I look like?
Please tell me, man. Jesus, calm down. Yes, yes. 5'5", 120 pounds, perfect highlights, green eyes, 5D boobs, smart, intelligent. I like football. Crazy? Why are you so upset? Hey, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did you just say? I thought he was a nice guy. I seriously thought you were a nice guy. Wait, are you saying... It's me. What did she say about the SUV? I don't know. My SUV is much more loaded than his. He needs help. He definitely needs help. Dude, you have an SUV? I know. I've had to have said that before. I cannot believe you. You're starting to frighten me a little bit there, lady. I don't know you. I didn't hook up with you. You said that we had a connection. Yeah. Yeah. I really liked you. I fell for your game. Are you happy?
What are you talking about? I don't even know what you're talking about. Dude, this is getting weird. I don't understand. I really don't understand. Whoa, don't get so upset. Relax. I don't even know. Wait, wait, wait. Did you say your name? Do you want to say your name or no? Yeah, Amy. Amy, Amy. Yeah. Why would you call and do this on the radio knowing that- For what? I want all of them to know that he's not this sweet, innocent guy. Hey, don't ruin my game. He's a total game player. He's a festival. He's a- Hey, come on. Yeah, this girl sounds totally stable, right? This is totally... Well, yeah, she sounds like all the girls you would like. That's actually true. But, come on. What are you angry? Amy, why are you angry? Because he didn't call you? Well, it's been, what, four days? I don't even know this! I feel like somebody's pulling a joke on me right now. Are you guys in on this? I swear. Hey, be real. Mikey Show, hello.
She's nuts. I swear. Look at me, you guys. I did not hook up with this girl. Do you think she saw you and knew who you are? Amy, you're not doing a bit. Shut up. I can't believe this. I really can't believe this. He's very charming. Wait, wait. Shut her up. Shut up. Shut up, psycho. Yes, shut up. Why? Oh, my God, you're driving me nuts. Give me a second here, girl. I drove you so nuts that you didn't hook up with me at Moondoggy's. I didn't. Oh, my God. I didn't. You can ask my friends who were with me. I didn't hook up with anybody. I would like to, but I didn't. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you. I do not believe you right now. This is not cool. Okay, wait, wait, Eddie. What? Swear to me right now. Scott, do I not tell you everything? I tell you the most crazy, uncomfortable stuff. I know, that's why I'm surprised, but I think it's a little... Well, he would tell me no matter what. Well, but I think it's a little weird that some random chick is going to call up, and how could she describe you, and how does she know you have an SUV? I have no idea. This is a crazy bitch. I do not... I do not know this person. I do not know you.
You should have called me. I don't know who you are! Amy, do you listen to the show? Do you like our show? There you go. So she's doing this because she likes the show. Or maybe she has some cuckoo things, you know? No. Are you like a stalker? No. Don't freak me out. Hey, don't freak me out. She knows you're driving SUV. Excuse me. Excuse me. I got to turn her down. She's yelling so much. Let me tell you what I think. I'm going to freak out. I'm going to tell you my hypothesis, and I had to turn her down because I couldn't hear, but we'll go back in just a second. Here's what I think happened. I think she has probably met you. liked you, thought you were cool, and is like stalker type. Like, of course you didn't hook up with her. You met her. She's still talking. Okay, that makes a lot of sense, Mikey. You're off on this one. I don't know who you are, honey, and I didn't hook up with her. Don't call me honey. Well, I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are. I didn't hook up with anybody on Saturday. Hey, Amy, like, so would you go out with Eddie right now? Yeah, I'd love to.
I'd love to. I have a question. So if he called you tonight and asked you out, would you go? Would you be in on it? Well, would he say you were sorry? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you guys. Yeah, anybody who would be in on that. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, this is T1 Stevens. Hey. Sounds like Eddie's got a stalker. She knows this much about him. Dude, I'm freaked out. I don't mind telling you. You guys, this is so weird. She knows what kind of... Any guy I want. Okay, well, go get him. Yeah. How do you know what kind of car he drives? Why didn't you call me? How do you know what kind of car he drives? She probably sits outside your house and just watches you all night. Don't say that, you guys. That's creepy. The parking lot, Eddie? The parking lot? Well, that is my M.O. normally, but... Shut up. No, look, I don't... This is weird. Maybe you were really drunk, Eddie. Were you drunk to the point where maybe... No, I wouldn't have let him drive drunk, no. Wait, you wouldn't let him drive? I'm glad you're looking out for me.
Well, she obviously loves you. I don't love him. I just want to know why he didn't call me. Because I don't know you. You're imaginary. How do I know what you are wearing? I don't know. That's frightening. Mikey's show. Hello. Hello? Yeah, you're on the air. Hey, you got to get her off the air. She's giving girls a bad name. Thank you. No, my God. You're pretty bad. Girl, just shut up. Take the loss. Walk away. But I don't know what this would be. Take the loss. Take the loss. Okay? Oh, my God. I'm just calling Eddie out on. Amy, listen. Amy, take the loss. You guys made it, but it didn't work out, okay? I didn't do anything. What? I don't know who you are. You psycho? God, you're crazy. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, Eddie, why did you make out with her? Yeah, can you quit stalking me?
Amy, whoa. Amy. Okay, thanks. That's great. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, this Amy is completely off a rocker. I actually slept with Eddie. That I wasn't. That I wasn't. This is funny. He really hurt me. He really hurt me. Amy, listen. Listen. I'm not... No, no, no, no. Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy. No, please. I'm not trying to...
I'm not trying to make fun of you. I'm not trying to make a joke out of it, I swear. I'm just telling you that it sounds a little weird that you guys met on Saturday that you're... I hear him laughing. Well, that's Eddie laughing. I did not. I did not. Fine. You know what? Psychos are my type, but... Ask him why. I don't... Eddie, why didn't you call her? You know what? Because I didn't meet her. That's why. Is that a good enough excuse? Yes, but now... But now lie to me and tell me why you didn't call her. Might help. Might help you. Well, when she was having a conversation with the fern outside, that was kind of a turn off. She's insane. Listen to this girl. I'm glad you think this is funny. All right, well, listen. Let me know that you really hurt my feelings. I'm so sorry. If I see you there again, seriously, watch out. Well, I'll never. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What are you going to do? Boil a rabbit.