28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 2

0:00just want to watch the whole thing and how it rolled out they can watch it uh yeah okay cool uh factor fiction so here's how we play it uh the folks here in the studio will be playing for people on the phones and i'll let some people on the phones play for themselves but 570-1053 give us a call we're going to play factor fiction this is actually a pretty interesting game because you learn something no matter what uh let's see P1 Boomer, are you there? Absolutely. What's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. We're early into this. We are. I'll be here with you. It's only 7.02, but we're going to be on the air for 28 straight hours. No commercials, no music, nothing. Got a bunch of people going to be listening in. Very nice. All right, I'm going to let Eddie play for you, P1 Boomer. Sweet. Eddie? Yep. Twinkle Twinkle was composed by Mozart when he was five years old. That is fiction. That.

1:00is fact. Son of a... That is a fact. Twinkle Twinkle was composed by Mozart when he was only five years old. That's a fact. That's crazy. That is crazy. Sorry about that, P1 Boomer. It's all good. I'll still be here. You got it, dude. P1 Giants fan, you will play for yourself. Okay, I'll do it. P1 Giants fan, the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds plus 37... will give you the current air temperature. Wow. That's a tough one. I'm going to go ahead and say, God, that's crazy. Is that fact or fiction? I'm going to say fiction. You are incorrect. That's actually fact. That's unbelievable. Oh, my God. Nine times out of ten, you will find that when a cricket chirps in 15, the amount of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, if you add 37 to that, you will come up with your current air temperature. Which is a trip. And, hey, thank you for playing, P1 Giants fan. Check this out and try this when it's hot outside. Yeah. You'll notice that the crickets are chirping real fast. When it's colder outside, it's much slower. Man. Next up, P1 Hydroponics. Yes, sir. Sky is playing for you. Oh. All right. Automatic loss. Are you ready? We're being friends today. Shake it big. Sky. What up?

2:33Over 2.3 million Earths would fit inside the sun. Fact or fiction? Fiction? You are correct. Easy. Ah, face on your face. Easy. Well, I helped you. How'd you help me? Well, he should have said no. He should have said no. I watched him. He did do that. Yeah, and I looked at him, too. And then Sky, I guess you saw him and said, no way. But you won for your guy. Good job. P1 hydroponics. Well, I wanted him to win. Hang on the line, hydroponics. Next up, P1 can't. get right. P1 can't get right? That's me. Are you ready to play for yourself? Yeah, why not? Alright. The oldest known animal was a sloth and lived to be 152 years old. Fact or fiction? I'm a little bit back. You would be incorrect. The oldest known animal was not a sloth and did not live to be 152 years old.

3:37The oldest known animal were both Jeff and Jer. They lived to be. It doesn't give what the oldest known animal was. However, that is incorrect. I would guess it's some sort of reptile. Probably. P1 Brent Jones is on the line. Hey. P1 Brent Jones. Great tight end. Great tight end. P1 Brent Jones. Sean will be playing for you. Let's go, dude. Come on, bigs. Come on, Sean. Sean. In the U.S., there are about 15,000 vacuum cleaner-related accidents every year. Once again, Sean, in the U.S., there are about 15,000 vacuum cleaner-related accidents every year. Is that fact or fiction? I don't say it's a fact. You are correct. How genius. How genius. Has that happened to you before, Sean?

4:44P1 Brent Jones, he won for you. Hang on the line. Nicely done, Sean. Number 84. That's a lot of accents with a vacuum cleaner. How do you hurt yourself with a vacuum cleaner? Tripping on it, maybe. Taking it up at the court. Yeah. Doing weird stuff. You turn it upside down, you watch the wheels spinning, and you go, hey, I wonder what it would be like if I touched that with my tongue. I've done that. I mean, I think we've all probably done that. Yeah, most of us, anyway. P1 Payroll. This is P1 Payroll. Eddie will be playing for you. Redemption. Eddie, fact or fiction? The only food that doesn't spoil is honey. Fact or fiction? That is a fact. That is a fact, Eddie. Wow. I knew that. That is a fact. You're a genius. Jeopardy, my friend. You're a genius. He did know that. Payroll, Eddie, one for you. In your face, guy. Totally in your face. P1 Triangle. Deal with it. What up, what up? Are you ready? Yes, sir. Sky will be playing for you. Here we go. I won last time. I'm not going to help you this time. I don't need your help. Sky, your breathing rate reduces when you start to type, act, or fiction. When you start to type? Sky, your breathing rate reduces. Skye, your breathing rate reduces.

6:16When you start to type, fact or fiction? I'm going to say fact. Eddie didn't help you, so it's fiction. I'm sorry. You are the worst. You're the worst. We're tied now. We have the same record. Sorry about that. P1 triangle choke. Are we always, though? Yes. P1 termite, you will play for yourself. Got it. The longest one-syllable word is screeched. Fact. or fiction? Like Dustin Diamond? Yeah, well, not screech. It's screech with an E-D at the end, so screeched. The longest one-syllable word is screeched. Is that fact or fiction? You're going fiction? Fiction. You're incorrect. That's actually a fact. Screeched is the longest one-syllable word. It's not Mr. Belding. It's not Mr. Belding. All right. Lisa Turtle.

7:18Stop. P1 San Antonio. Yeah. Sean will be playing for you. Yeah, let's go. Sean. Sean, chimps were once trained by Egyptians to wait on tables. Fact? Fact or fiction? I hope it's true. I will go to Egypt today. Sean, chimps were once trained. Eddie? I know they were trained to be at weddings. Yes, they were. Yes, they were because they were at Sean's Milwaukee. At Sean's wedding. Eddie, you know he won't high-five you no matter what. Yeah, but Sean had a monkey at his wedding. He did, he did. As a greeter. At Sean's wedding. A monkey and an anti-Semite.

8:05That is wholly inaccurate. It was a great ceremony. He was not an anti-Semite. Well, if you guys remember, he even referenced the Holocaust, which we all thought was inappropriate. He did not reference the Holocaust. Well, Sean, he absolutely referenced the Holocaust. No, he did not. What did he say? He did talk about a concentration camp, but he did not reference precisely... The Holocaust. Yeah, but we all knew what he was. I think he did. I believe he did. I don't think he did at all. He talked about the scene from Schindler's List where the couple is walking hand in hand. Excuse me. Hand in hand. Excuse me. Excuse me. That's what he said. Excuse me. And I do. Excuse me. And most romantic day ever. I will say, as much as I would like that to be true, I think it's false. Sean. The game's not true or false, Sean. Sean, it's fact or fiction, and you say fiction, and you would be correct. Oh, there it is. I wanted it. That's right, dude. Chimps were not trained by Egyptians to wait on tables. You win. Hang on the line. The Jews were, I believe. None. Is that true, Seth? Seth says it was actually baboons, but they were trained to wait on tables.

9:35That's an interesting fact. Still cool. Let's see. Let's do one more. P1 Crab Man, you there? I'm here. Crab Man. You ready to do this? I think so. You're playing for yourself. Wait. P1 Crab Man, Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every four hours, fact or fiction. I don't say fiction. You are correct. You are correct, Crab Man. You win. Hang on the line. Thanks a lot, man. I love factor fiction. What is the prize today? We had Miramar Air Show tickets for them. Nice. Yep. Very nice. Let's see. Coming up in a little bit, we're going to have WWE Diva and Survivor cast-off Ashley Mazzaro on the show, which I actually know who she is because I've watched it.

10:38We're also going to have the host of Kid Nation, Jonathan Karsh, on the show to talk about that show Kid Nation, which I'm convinced is just annoying. I've watched the second one. Has there been a third one? I think there's only been two. Tonight, actually. You TiVo it? It's season past, so it will be TiVo. I'm kind of hooked because I've watched the first two. I don't know if I can quit it, but... I wish you knew how. Boy, there are some annoying factors. Scott, you're watching it, right? No. You're not? Whoa. I'm surprised. Yeah, I am. I thought you were watching that. No, I haven't watched that kind of thing. Not interested? No, like, I mean, I just immediately have the, you know, annoying vibe going on, so I just didn't even try. You didn't watch the first one? No. Remember, you guys got mad at me. No, she watched Kelsey Grammer instead. Right? Back to you. Yeah, that show's actually kind of popular, believe it or not. Is it really? Yeah. Hey, I wanted to let people know that we have something. Why are you getting mad at me for this like two weeks ago? You'd think that. I know. We had this argument two weeks ago. I wanted to let people know that not only are we filming this, and you're going to be able to watch that on the Internet soon, I want to let you know some other facts about the 28-hour show.

12:04We have what we call a topic jar. And so at any given time on the show, we can reach into the topic jar. Where's my topic jar? Robbie? Robbie O'Shades? Sorry, guys. There was a ghetto bird. Yeah. A mini-mini. Out in front, and I was watching a ghetto bird all night. Where's my topic jar? Is that my topic jar? It's more like a topic pail. Topic bucket. Topic bucket. Shouldn't have given that duty to Rob. Rob. I know. Didn't you tell him like an hour and a half ago? What's going on with the topic jar? There it is. Is there topics in it? No, there are. Topics officially in the jar. Great job, Rob. Or the can. Let me see. It's oversized. I just want to have it near me. Topic pale. Listen to the topic jar, you guys. Nice glass jar. Would this be better? You mean a jar? Yeah. Kind of more like a cup-ish.

13:09And a big, huge bucket. Wouldn't give you enough rum. Rum? Rum. But Michael doesn't drink. Skye? You don't need any rum. You don't drink. Exactly. Thank you. That's Skye. She'll be here all night. Thank you. Yes, the topic jar. What is happening in the news? A box of bullets was found near a UCSD bookstore. Or USD. Yeah, USD. USD bookstore. University of San Diego. Yeah, I guess Monday morning, a landscaper found a box of bullets under some shrubs by a bookstore there. So they immediately did a campus-wide search, you know, looking for anything else. And they didn't find anything, just the one box of bullets, and there was no gun near it. So they didn't think that it was, you know, really imminent danger or anything. So they didn't evacuate the campus or anything. They did send out an email to students and staff just letting them know what happened. And if anybody has any info, you know, let them know. But kind of sketchy. Is that a real big deal, finding a box of bullets in bushes? I'd be sketched out. I don't see why a box of bullets, why under any circumstances a box of bullets would be on a school campus. I am, like, so that doesn't, like, freak me out even zero. It's like zero. Like to you, it's like finding a box of thumbtacks.

14:37Yeah. There's a random item that, like, I don't think that it was put there by a sniper that later wants to pop people off. But why would there be, what reason would there be for having bullets on a college campus? Oh, I think that it was the same reason that you would find any random item, like maybe a kid, like a little kid, or a teenager that just got something that he thought was interesting and stole it from his dad. And then, like, I don't know what I'm going to do with this. Like, maybe he took him, didn't know what he was going to do with him, couldn't take him home because he knew his parents would get mad, and so he hit him. I used to do stuff like that when I was a kid. I did, too. Yeah, it would freak me out. I think if there's bullets near, there's a gun near. I don't like that. The fact that Eddie just shook his head yes, Sean said what he said, the fact that I said what I said, I bet that this was told to a woman in a news department, and that's why it's news. Like, I don't think men would think this is much of a story, but women are like, oh, my goodness, bullets. Yeah, automatically that means we're going to have Columbine. Yeah. Like, this is bad. Virginia Tech is happening. Like, bullets. Better safe than sorry. Jump to conclusions. Oh, my gosh. They're still in the blanks. I'm a chick. Imagine things right there. I'm on my period. Ah, girl. Okay. I'm cramping. Whatever. Ah, I'm idle.

16:04Better safe than sorry. Yes, me. Maybe. Totally. Brittany got her interim driver's license. She's in court today for a custody hearing. Like what? Like what is she supposed to say or do? Right. Well, I think they're just, you know, it's just a hearing. I guess they're just going to update the situation. You know, she now can go into the court and say, hey, you know, my driver's license, my California driver's license is in process. You know, I should be receiving that. So that's good. But then it also came out yesterday that part of the reason that the judge decided to give KFED temporary full custody. was because, you know, we talked yesterday about how she didn't have the driver's license and about how she didn't show up for the drug test. She didn't sign any paperwork, didn't go to counseling. She's not well right now. But I guess the judge was also pissed because there were pictures of Brittany drinking at a nightclub less than 12 hours before she was supposed to pick up her kids. And that was a big no-no. That was one of the rules. No drinking or drugging 12 hours prior to getting the kids.

17:19I personally would feel weird partying with Britney Spears. Right? She's a human. She's a what? She's a human. Whoa, calm down, guys. Did you say she's a human? She's a human. Oh, well, we know that. You little babes. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. I'm Britney Spears alone right now. Wow. Uh-oh. Right now? Demanded. Leave Britney Spears alone right now. Oh. It's all right. It's all right. Your mascara's running. She's not well right now. We know. She's a human. Calm down, guys. Leave Britney alone. She's a human. That's a good song. I really like it. Yeah. I really like it. The more I hear it, the more I go, that's a good song. I wonder who wrote that for her. So what's up, Ash? All my pages are all trippy now. What's up with it? They're all different now. Like, nothing is, like, normal. Um, what do you mean? Like, none of my normal, like, well, first of all, my normal page that I always see up here is gone. Well, it shouldn't be. I don't, I'm staring at it. I'm staring at the normal page right now. What happened? What happened? The only thing that's different. It says Delaina beds. What's Delaina? Delaina?

18:56Yeah, my thing says Delaney. Sky, what happened? And this says Hillary, so I know that that must mean, what is it, my or what are they called? I don't know what you're looking at. Do you want me to come in and check? Oh, and I think Delaney has a jock over there, too. She is. Somehow I have Star's screen in front of me. Star 100.7. Is that where? Tracy Johnson's the program director. No, we're in the right studio. And then what do you got? Jen and Greg are on at nighttime. Who's on in the morning? What do they do? Puff Eddie. Yeah, Puff Eddie's in there. Anita. B-Dub works over there. What's B-Dub's name on there? He's never on there. He's never on there. What about Michael Scott or whatever? Middays is Anita. How about that guy, the new guy, Chachi? Yeah, Chachi's on there. Chachi does his stuff. He does the 80s at noon. No, that was Anita Rush and Puff. Anita Rush and Puff. Wasn't that a kid's show? Wait. Anita Rush and Puff? That was a great show. A kid's show. Really good show, yeah. You know, the kids loved it. Very handsome. What happened, Ash? Until they got arrested. Well, can you guess? You don't know how that happened? No, you clicked something weird. I swear I didn't. I didn't touch anything. Don't yell at him. I didn't touch a thing. Why do you want to hate me all the time? Just so you know, this is an honor. For real. I'm not fighting you. You hate me. You hate me. I do not. Why do you hate me?

20:15What do you mean? This is the normal page, and these are all the opens for all the games. I have a question. Yeah. Flounder. Is Flounder here? Because he made some of these that are really cool, but this is the only one that I see that's, like, rock-inspired. And the one that we did earlier was very, like... These are the only four he's made so far. He said he can make more. These are brand new? These are all four. These are all four different. I know, I know. It's crackling chopped liver. I know, but do you know if these are brand new? He made all... This one is brand... Oh, you don't know. But this one is brand new. I just know that Flounder gave them to me and I put them up. Okay. That's all I know. If you can, ask him, because I know this is brand new, but if you can, can you ask him if he's got new ones for us? I'm almost positive these are new. They're not. You know why I'm saying that? Because when we played this... It sounded like something that you'd hear on Mix or Star. I think it's something that we had in the old days for this. Blank my blank and blank you. You know what I'm saying? And so this one I know for sure because he talked to me yesterday. He was going to make some of them sound like have a rock edge. Creed. Creed and even Godsmack. He was going to do, yeah, he was going to do them with like Serenity from Godsmack. I know him about that. And just so you know, so these are all the opens. And then if you page down.

21:40These are all the games. I might want to cut you a little. Wait a second. Wait a minute. Wait a second. That was Chris Hansen. Why did he say that? Dateline. Dateline to catch a predator. What was he talking about? Ashley or Mike? Crazy. Why would he say that? Weirdo. I mean, I understand. Strange. We have to let people know that are listening right now for the first time, every conversation that we would ever have off the air needs to take place on the air because we're not off ever. No commercials. No commercials, no music. If we have to go to the bathroom, we just go. And it takes over. No, Sean. Excuse me. I'm going on a bathroom break, everyone. Does he have to put his hands behind his head like that? Wow. All right, Sean. Thank you very much. Please stop being so crazy. Surprisingly warm. Sean, thank you. That's Sean. Dude. Let's see. This guy's just sending me a story. No. No thanks, dude. From TMZ. Hey, hey, hey. Mike. Yeah. He's trying to tap on me. Don't tap on me. That's a little foot tap. What's the big deal? He's a germaphobe. That's the thing.

22:51Don't. I am not gay. I never have been gay. All right, let me read this to you. Bonaduce, this is brand new story off TMZ. Bonaduce, bloody survivor star. Danny Bonaduce is a felony suspect. We got to get Crush It on the line. See if he can get Crush It on the line. I want to see if this surprises him. Crush It used to be his boss, Danny Bonaduce. Danny Bonaduce is a felony suspect. Last night... at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. Okay. I mean, who knew? Yeah. The Fox Reality Channel Really Awards, Bonaduce jumped on stage, picked up Survivor star Johnny Fairplay, and slammed him on his face, causing him to lose a few teeth. Oh, no way. Oh.

23:51By the way, TMZ is calling the story, come on, get violent. Fair Play was taken to a nearby hospital where police were called. TMZ cameras were rolling as the bloody reality star was loaded into an ambulance. Some jerk can be heard taunting the injured Fair Play, yelling the phrase, Team Bonaduce, as he got into the ride. Bonaduce is named as the suspect in a felony battery report. On the Adam Carolla show today, Bonaduce said he's had a thing against fair play ever since he pulled the famous grandmother stunt on Survivor. What? How dumb could you be? Lying that she had died in order to get sympathy on the show. So apparently, you know, when he did that back on the show, Danny Bonaduce was a viewer just like all of us, and he didn't like it. Okay. And so he decided to attack him for this reason. I knocked teeth out of his head. Perfectly normal. And then go on the radio, admit your guilt, and give the reasons why. Right. He's respectful to the media. He's respectful to the public. And he's a good kid. Thank you. He's not a good kid. He's not a kid anymore. He used to do Come On, Get Happy, but he's not a kid anymore. He's a 74-year-old man now. It's a common mistake. Danny said he thought the show was over.

25:21and he was leaving, and Fair Play was on the stage asking the audience why he was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said, they're booing him because they hate him. Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was the first off. Danny says he was... Off the first step of the stage when Fair Play suddenly ran at him, jumped on him, and wrapped his legs around him. Danny says he didn't know if Fair Play was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fair Play's jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fair Play face-planted into one of the seats behind him. Well, Danny Bonaduce is real strong. He's yoked.

26:27Yeah, doesn't he, like, lift weights and stuff? Yeah, he's like, he injects steroids and everything. Wait, really? No, no, he did, on the show, yeah. He did it for real? Yeah. He showed himself injecting steroids? Dude, and on TMZ, they have, like, a slideshow of pictures, and in one of the pictures, it's Johnny Fairplay, like, sitting on the ground with a towel up against his face, surrounded by other bloodied towels, and... Oh, wow. Oh, dude. This is all on TMZ.com right now. Send me the link. Send him the link. Dude. Dude. I wonder what you can get for, I'm sure somebody in our audience knows, what you can get for felony battery. Attorney Vanessa. She might know. Attorney Vanessa, do you know? What do you think? No, she doesn't. No? She knows the law. She's a lawyer. She doesn't know anything.

27:16Eddie. You guys, I'm being serious. No, she's a lawyer. But it's the truth. Every time we ask. Get Vanessa on the phone. I think she will know. I want to support Vanessa and say that she will know what will happen for felony battery. So Eddie's saying there's a small chance. Zero. So you're saying there's a chance. That attorney Vanessa will know. Well, that's nutty, man. I mean, even though you know he's light, you can't slam his face or you're going to get in trouble. And so I'm sure Bonaduce is going to try and say he was defending himself and thought he was being attacked by fair play. But what dude attacks you by running at your front and jumping and straddling you around the waist? Like, do you think a court would buy that that's perceived as an attack? I will say this. I will say this in defense of Danny Bonaduce. If somebody jumps on you, they're crossing a line. Especially for a guy. This may be a thing that chicks are like, what? No, he's obviously kidding. He's playing. He's playing, whatever. Like, no dude should be doing that. No dude, man. Don't touch me. Like, say whatever you want or whatever, but don't touch me, man. You're getting into a weird area. Nobody wants to be someone else's prop. Ever. That's for sure. But then does that allow you to, you know, defend yourself? You know what's a trip? Yeah. You know what's a trip is, I think that by definition, it allows you to do whatever you want.

28:43Really? Yeah, you can't pull a gun out and kill him, but with your hands, I think you're pretty much at that point. Here's what I believe actually happened. I believe that Johnny Fairplay jumped on him the way that you said, and I believe that Danny Bonaduce knew that he was screwing around and thought to himself, I can do whatever I want right now. I knew he was messing around and also knew I can probably do whatever I want and get away with it. What's a trip is... He even says on the radio, oh, I did it because I didn't like him when he was on Survivor. Like, that's not a smart thing to say. Yeah, so if he's going and saying that, he must have total confidence in the fact that he isn't in the wrong here. It happened again, Ash. I didn't touch anything, and I'm looking at Hillary and Delaina's pages.

29:42How is that happening? The only way that that would happen is if somebody had whoever logged into that computer's login, logged in with that somewhere else and is jacking with you. That's the only way. I don't think they're jacking with us on purpose. I think that they're doing it not knowing. It could be a board op because I believe Jeff and Jer are off this week. I haven't seen them all week. So whoever is in there doing their stuff. It's Twinkie. The board op is Twinkie. Twinkie? Yeah, Twinkie. But to solve that, we just need to log out, like Eddie said. Ash, can you log out and log back in? Well, you want me to go in there and log out? No, I want you to do it wherever you can do it. Well, I would have to go in there to log in to your computer. Okay. What just happened? I don't know. I don't know. I know we're an hour and a half in. Yeah. Only 26 and a half more hours. I'm not the one logged out. Does it matter? Does it matter? Billy Bones. Yeah, he's a boredom. Okay, but the fact that he logged out, does that matter? No, but I was saying that... You were saying what? I didn't want to interrupt you. What were you saying? Like, because you were clearly, like, kind of like, hey, dude, I didn't do this. Well, I was just thinking, like, Zeth could have done it because he was right there. Like, logged back in really quick or whatever. But does Zeth have logins? Yeah, he should. Well, he doesn't. I don't have logins. Does he do?

31:19You told me that you did. You don't? I know yours. I don't know mine. Uh-uh. Everyone's friends. Everything's happy. Palomino. So wait, for real, Ash, that can't happen now, right? Because we're logged in? Right. So that can't happen anymore. All right, cool. Problem solved. Everyone's happy. Well, problem solved. Yeah, I don't know that everybody's happy. Yeah, everybody's great. No, I mean, the problem's solved, but... I think a couple of us are irritated. Oh. Different reasons. Come on. But you know what? It's over. It happened. We're all still irritated, and let's move on. There you go. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, this is P1 Larry. The sentencing for the assault is two, three, and five. Two years, three years, and five years. I've done it three times. Really? Yeah. So wait a minute. Okay. But if it's his first offense, Bonaduce,

32:27then he's probably going to get the lesser of the sentences, right? Not necessarily. It depends on the situation. This is a goofy situation. Any judge would think this is goofy and not, like, totally malicious. So he would get the less of it. Can he get less? He can get, I bet, less even still than two years. Probably midterm. He'll probably get probation. No, not for something like that. He's got priors. That was so notorious like that. That was in the... But I'm not an attorney. No, they'll probably give them the midterm. Thank you. All right. Hey, Ash, was Crush It unavailable? Yeah, I left him a message. Vanessa, too. I wish we could get them on because Crush It would know his criminal history for sure. Right. Like, Crush It would know exactly what his criminal history is because he was his boss. There's Russell. I wish we could get Crush It on. I really want to talk about this. This is big news right now. All right, well, should we move forward with what we're going to move forward with? Yeah. Okay. Terry King, by the way, is offering Starbucks. Yes, please. You guys want Starbucks? Nope. No, Eddie? Nope. This guy looks so, like, she's so, like. This is such a huge decision right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's conflicted. Don't do it. Because it's caffeine. You could do, you could do. Well, I've already had half a cup of coffee.

33:57I thought you didn't do caffeine when you did our show. I don't, but I started drinking one cup of coffee every morning, and so I was going to just do the one cup. I wasn't going to get, like, wired. I was just going to do my one normal cup. You don't want to have them get you something decaf? No. Because what's the point? My drink isn't offered in decaf. What is your drink? Whoa, what does that mean? Chai. Didn't do indigo? I guess not. Not that I'm aware of, at least. Boston Rob. Was dating a girl. Well, he wasn't. No, no. Hey. Careful. Careful what you say. You're going to throw out. All right, all right. Road rage. I'm sorry. It's not road rage, and I'm not a hothead. Calm down, Sean. Wow. Damn. He doesn't like what's going on. He is furious. Well, he gets really. I'm not furious. I just. I get a little. I'm not furious. Boston Rob is our 24-year-old friend. He looks so weird when he gets upset. He's scary-looking. He's so mad right now. He's so mean. He's 24 years old. It's cool, dude. Relax. Things aren't cool. He had a friend named Heather, right? Yeah. A friend named Heather. I just hope this isn't all too good to be true. Yeah, a friend named Heather. She was from Boston. He was from Boston. Did you know her back in Boston, or did you meet her? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

35:18We knew each other growing up. Growing up? No, no, no. Interesting. Don't jump on it. East Coast. East Coast. East Coast. East Coast. And scary. When I was in college, we partied together as well. Partied. A mini-mini. And then you came out here. Deep breaths. Then you came out here. Well, she moved out here first. She was one of the only people that I knew when I first moved out here. And you guys hung out. Yeah, we hung out. Yeah. And so... What that means is they were friends with benefits. She moved back to Boston and called you about four weeks ago and said, hey, you need to know I had a baby and it's your baby. Somebody brought up the day that this was brought up that we should get her on the phone. Rob said no way. Eddie convinced Rob to call and ask. Did you talk to her, Eddie? I talked to her. Okay, you talked to her, and she didn't want to or did want to? Oh, she was more than willing to come on. Really? Really? Awesome! I think you'll see once you talk to her. Heather? Yes, hello. How are you? I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? I'm good. Heather is saying that Rob is the father of her baby. That's right. And you do not have any doubt in your mind? No.

36:51I don't. And you and Rob are going to get a test. Yes, we are going to. Well, I don't see why we need a test, but, you know. Oh, really? Listen, before you say anything, Heather, give me your side of the story, and what I mean by that is why are you so convinced that it's Rob's baby? If you just look at the kid, you know it's his son. You know it's his baby. I mean, God, he's got... You guys know Rob. I mean, his blue eyes? Yes. In fact, he's the only blue-eyed person on planet Earth, so that must mean... No, but he's got very distinct eyes. Besides the eyes, but I mean, seriously, he's got the most distinct eyes. They're exactly like him. Well, the thing that I think is most interesting is she's not saying, well, he's the only person I slept with, so that must not be yet. In other words, you were sleeping with other people at the same time. You're just convinced that it's Rob's. Is that the deal? No. No, the time frame works out, you know? I mean, look, I went out. We've known each other for years, all right? We've known each other since we were kids. We've grown up with one another, you know? We used to party together at school. And then, you know, I moved out. I moved out to the West Coast. And, you know, like, it was kind of a support system for a while there. It was wicked awesome, right?

38:16Can I just say something? Was it, in fact, wicked awesome? Don't. Don't. Was it a wicked pizza? Stop it, you guys. Listen, can I just say something? Personally, I think that she was that girl that always had a lot of feelings for me, and I guess, I don't know, they weren't all there on my side. Right. It wasn't the equal. Yeah. And, I mean, I never did anything to lead you to believe it. Do you have to, like, go back there to take the test? Well, we always used to go out, though. Yeah, but that doesn't mean... We always used to go out, we'd party, and we'd hang out after. That doesn't mean that I had the same amount of feelings that you had for me. Let's face it. I think you were head over heels for me. I can't help that. Skye has a question. Skye has a question. I have a question. Heather, this is Skye. We haven't met, but, you know, I've heard about you. I'm a friend of Rob's. Hi, Skye. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. She plays the sweet card. I love it. I'm just wondering. Before, Skye, I'm sorry to interrupt, but before you ask your question, I just want to say it.

39:15Before we put her on the air, I really got the impression from Eddie and I really got the impression from Rob that she's like cuckoo. And I hate to go against the boys. I'm just saying my first impressions are that she doesn't sound weird. She doesn't sound crazy. So anyway, Heather, I was just wondering because Rob wasn't able to give me a straight answer on this. Why was there a time period before you told him? Like you didn't tell him all through your pregnancy. The baby was almost like, what, a year old, Rob, before she told you? Well, the thing is, is that all of that doesn't matter, you know? Well, it kind of does. Yeah, no, it matters. I mean, it matters a lot. It's really the only thing that matters, you know? I mean, you know, as long as he knows, you've got to know. You can't go through life not knowing your own son. But why didn't he know a year and nine months ago? Well, Heather, why didn't you tell him when you were pregnant? Really, you know, I couldn't bring myself to tell him. I couldn't bring myself to tell him. You know, all of this doesn't matter now. It doesn't matter. I'm telling him now. Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, that sounds so phony and fake. That doesn't sound real to me. Like, who says that? There's something there. When I say to you, why didn't you tell him? I had already moved away at that point. Right. We know that. But I'm just going to give you an observation. When I said, why didn't you tell him when you were pregnant? It was like this giant pause.

40:38And it was like, I don't know. I mean, it sounds fake. And it's okay, Heather, if maybe you weren't sure. Maybe you had multiple partners. But I think from this point on, this is such a huge thing that you've got to be honest. You've just got to be honest about everything. Because if you want anyone to take you seriously in your claims, you've got to start fessing up. If you say, like, you have to have a reason why you didn't tell him when you were pregnant. Because, Heather, wouldn't you agree that it does seem logical that any girl in your situation, that if she was pregnant, she would tell the guy who she believes is the father, she would say, hey, I'm pregnant. Like, it just doesn't sound right that you're like, oh, I couldn't bring myself. And the thing was is we almost had no contact. I mean, there was the occasional e-mail just to check in, and nothing brought up. It was real bland. Just, hey, how are you? How you been? How's back? We were always texting each other, though. And, I mean, I remember we sent that e-mail on my birthday. Did you e-mail her on her birthday? It was a happy birthday e-mail, though. It wasn't like, hey, how you doing? By the way, do you have my kid? He won craft manners on the line.

41:55Crab Man, are you there? I'm not laughing. Yeah, there's a big smile on my face. Hey, don't become a hothead. Be honest about the whole thing, all right? We're going to try and make some progress today. Crab Man, are you there? Let's make progress. Go ahead. What did you want to say? Well, I had a question for Heather. She said the baby looked like Rob. I was wondering, did the baby come out with like a goatee and a cigarette hanging out of it? Oh, that's... Don't go to funds. Don't go to funds. Yes, it's in a time for jokes. That's about right. He came out here in Go Socks. Exactly. Exactly. That means it's Rob's baby. Yeah! I'm starting to believe it. I know he'd come out with a goatee, but you know. Andrea, hang on a second. P1 Andrea, are you there? Yes, I am right here. And you know what this sounds like? This is the classic, I was with someone else. He's out of the picture now, so whether or not it's Rob, I'm pinning it on him. Thank you. It could have been Rob the whole time, but she could have been with somebody else, and he was all in, and now he finds out, oh, it couldn't be mine, so he leaves. Andrea, what are you hearing in Heather's voice, or what have you heard so far from Heather that makes you think that? I'm irresponsible. I got myself in trouble. Bail me out. I understand that that's what you think the deal is, but what I want to know, what I want to know is... She's being too, you know...

43:08too, not discreet about it, but she's, like, hiding something. It's like, you know, a woman does know things, but, I mean, come on, you don't keep that from them. I mean, the first thing would have been, would have been like, oh, crap, I'm pregnant, and this is my childhood, whatever, you know. She'd have told them. She'd have either been, A, really happy about it, or B, really scared and freaked out. I'm just being, I'm just being really honest when I say I agree with Andrea. My first impression, like, if Heather would have come on the air this morning, I've never met her. Eddie's met her. I've never met her. I don't know anything about her. And so had she come on the air this morning, I was waiting to hear that sound. You know, that sound of somebody that's very genuine, very forthcoming, very confident in their feeling of how they feel. And Heather, I have to tell you, as an outsider, and I'm not saying this because Rob's my friend, you sound the opposite of that. You sound unsure of yourself. You sound like you're not really... Like you're not sure yourself. It's a little nerve wracking, you know, being on the radio. Totally understand that. Everyone, you know, airing your business out in the public. I know. I understand. I'm not like Rob. I'm not a public speaker or anything like that. Let me ask you again. Let me ask you again. Rob is definitely not that. If you're pregnant, how do you not call Rob or communicate with Rob in any way via text, email, phone call? You don't say anything to Rob about being pregnant. I'm just saying that.

44:35Oh, you sound so... I didn't think it was the right time at that point, you know? It was like we were really young, and I didn't think that he would accept it. And now I feel like... Maybe he's a little bit more mature in his life and he can deal with it now. It's because she knows I got a solid job and I'm happy with my girlfriend. It's these things that all of a sudden she's like, oh, wait, I remember I did sleep with him and that was just around the same time. Don't turn this around on me. Don't turn it around on me. This is your baby. No, it's not. Hang on a second. Hang on. P1 Sarah, are you there? I'm here. Go ahead. So, Heather. If you're so 100% serious and so confident that it's his kid, then you should have no problem with him taking a test. That'll only prove you're right. That's it. And it's probably the best thing that you guys can do. And it makes sense. This is a huge accusation and a huge responsibility. I have no doubt Rob will take it on if it's really his. But you can't just point fingers and then say, well, I don't think we need a test. That doesn't make sense. And I can't. How can you expect people to believe you or Rob to take you seriously? Heather, how would you?

45:41Heather, if you believe that Rob is the father of your baby, how are you not screaming from the rooftops, let's take a test? Because it would be like someone that didn't kill their wife saying, give me a lie detector test, I'll prove it to you. You're the guy that's going, no, no, no, I refuse to take a lie detector test. Because there's probably another dude. Heather, honestly, answer that. Well, I really, like I said, I don't think that there's a need for a test. You know, science, there's a lot of mistakes these days and age. Oh, my gosh. And I just think that, honestly. Don't you realize how much you sound right now like a woman that doesn't want to take it because you're afraid of the results? Don't you realize that that's exactly what this sounds like? Of course I'm afraid of the results. I'm afraid that he's not going to step up and start taking care of his son. Heather. And, you know, I swear to God. Rob, I almost talked to your mom about this. Oh, don't you dare. You know, I wanted to confront you about it first. I know, you called me like 13 times this weekend. I told you, we will talk about this when you can actually be logical and not be crazy. I kept calling you and you wouldn't pick up a call. Finally, your friend Eddie had to call me and invite me on this show to talk about it. Heather, um... You know, it's like, how do you expect me to react? Heather, percentage? Of course I'm not going to answer these personal questions.

47:05On the air in front of everybody, this is wicked irresponsible of you. Oh, wicked irresponsible. Heather, what percentage do you believe Rob is the father? 100%. Oh, that is a lie. That's a lie. Come on. So there's no doubt at all in your mind. So let's take this DNA test. Then, yeah. And what's the problem with the test? She's scared that once she finds out that I ain't the father, that she's got nothing to hold on to me, she's got nothing, she can't come after me no more. But she's 100%. And she has to figure out what dude she did sleep with. P1 Beth is on the line. Go ahead, Beth. I was just wondering, she said she partied a lot and everything else, and how many guys she slept with, and now she doesn't want Rob to take the paternity test because she wants to, you know, frame somebody for, you know, getting her knocked up and her not remembering who the real daddy is. Well, first of all, honey, I don't think that's any of your business. Second of all, I think that's not the issue. Well, it is when you're on radio. The issue is, you know, I mean, God, how many people has Rob slept with, you know? You know, that type of thing. Who knows? What does that have to do? You've got one penis to worry about, and if you're sleeping with a bunch of guys, you've got a whole bunch of penises to worry about. Whoa. She's right, Skye. She's right. She's right. She's 100% absolutely right. Like, when Heather's, Heather, I'm curious, when you bring up, yeah, okay, well, how many women has Rob slept with? How does that relate to the baby? That somehow, through Rob sleeping with other women,

48:35Your child is his. Okay, I'm starting to see what Eddie and Rob are talking about. You know, I wasn't, like, when I was with Rob, I still had over heels for him. We were never together, though. This is what she doesn't get. Always hang out together back at home, and we'd party together. And then when we went out west together, it was like... He did not go. He went. That doesn't mean you came out here together. P1 Marion, are you there? I am. Go ahead. My question is twofold. One, Heather, who did you put on the birth certificate as the child's father? And with that being said, once you did that, if you were comfortable enough to put Rob's name on the birth certificate because, quote, unquote, he is the father in your mind, why then did you not do that? Because I have a feeling that you haven't been financially supporting this child on your own this entire time. And if his name's not on that birth certificate, that's why the state agencies haven't come after him in San Diego. So who's on the birth certificate as the father? Again, I don't see how this is relevant. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is relevant. So you either be woman enough to say it right now because your whole story is sketchy and you're about to mess up somebody else's life. Not just Rob, but your son. So you be woman enough.

50:01to admit to what you've done, and you tell these people who's on the birth certificate as that boy's father. I feel like I'm on a court stand. This is a radio station, and I may be talking to my man by himself. Your man? Dude. He's not your man. Yeah, no. She knows I got a girlfriend. He's not your man. This is crazy. The only man you have to worry about is your one-year-old son. And being a mother who cannot pinpoint who the child's father is. You need to own up to your mistakes, and don't try to drag just the next best thing in and say he's yours without proof. Heather, how could you call Rob? Rob is not the next best thing. I'm the best thing. He is the best thing, and he is the best thing for my baby. But no, but no. Not in that sense. Heather, in all seriousness, how are you able to say my man? How are you able to say that? He's not your... In fact, he's made it so clear. He's got a girlfriend. Who I love. Whoa. Who he loves. Whoa. Well, if you're any kind of man, you'll step up, step up to the plate, and you'll admit that this is your child. Well, we all do at one point. Heather, he is stepping up to the plate, and he's saying, I will take the test. That's a great point. And I'll even give you... She doesn't want to say who's on the birth certificate. No, that's so shady.

51:32Thank you. Heather, are you sure you don't want to just, like, come clean? You know what? You know what? Fine, let's take the test. Let's take the test. All right. There it is. Perfect. Let's prove it. Let's take the test. Fine. Let's take the test. I don't know how we do it, but let's have it. It sounds like you have a whole team of people there that will help you. Yes. So let's figure it out. Heather, thank you for at least... Don't call my mother. Heather, thank you for bringing Brave Enough to come on the air. I appreciate it. Mom will have a heart attack. That's not fair. Thank you for coming on the air, Heather. Thank you. Thank you for having me. I'll talk to you later, Rob. Oh. Sort of get it now. Yeah. It became clearer. She's a scary girl, man. It's not all there. No. P1 Pia is on the line. Are you there, Pia? Yes. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, this is for Heather. I have five children. One of them is not my husband's kid. Where are you from? I have to know. I'm from San Diego. Okay, that sounded like it. I couldn't figure out if it was East County or North County. Yeah, that's a San Diego accent. Anyway. Now, where are you originally from? I hear the accent. Is that Florida? Come on. No, I'm from the Philippines. From the Philippines. From the Philippines. Got it. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, Heather, I don't think that you're sure the father of your kid, it sounds like you're just playing around.

53:03Get some attention from Rob. And I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think it's baloney. You think that she's lying. Don't be sorry to tell me that. I know it's baloney. Yeah, she's lying. It sounds like she's lying. Thank you for the call. She's from San Diego. Where are you from? I'm from San Diego. Yeah, Rob. Wow, Rob. You know what I feel about it? What hour are we on? Is this 27? This is what I was asking Rob. Like, how do you go about doing this? Like, he's got to take time out to do this stuff. Is there guys listening right now? You've been through this, came out the other end, found out it wasn't yours. You know what? Is there women listening that have done what she's doing knowingly? And now you're an adult and you can say, yeah, I did it then. I would never do it now, but I did it then. You know who I'd like to talk to? Women that have done it that can tell Rob, hey, Rob, I can tell you for a fact just from listening to her she's lying. Well. Because I've done it. We all can. Yeah. But I want to talk to the women that are listening right now that have done it and they go, listen, I'm an adult now. Wouldn't do it now. But hearing that.

54:20It's like hearing an old recording of me. That's scary. Yeah, I knew a girl who did that. You do? This is the same girl who in San Jose pretended to be me to get free stuff. Come on. Oh, no way. Yeah, so this was back in. How do you know her? This was in high school. We were in middle school together. And I always felt bad for her because everybody was like, oh, she's crazy. You know, she's a B, blah, blah, blah. She's psycho. And she was always really nice to me. And she was a little, you know, overweight. So kids can be cruel. So I figured she got a bad rap because, you know, she wasn't all that, you know, the most beautiful girl. But she was always kind to me. I thought she was a great friend. So we were friends. And then towards the end of high school, there was this dude who she was, like, in love with. And he would hook up with her when he had no one else to hook up with. But then when he, you know, he would never admit it publicly and he would date, you know, other women. And so she decided a good way to trap him in would be to fake a pregnancy. And she faked a pregnancy. And as soon as I found out, you know, obviously I told her, hey, I can be no part of that. This is crazy. What are you doing? This is so wrong. Blah, blah, blah.

55:31And that's pretty much when our friendship ended for many years. And then later down the line, she tracked me down and we went out to lunch a couple times. And then I found out she was going around town impersonating me. But, yeah, she pulled out all the stops. She would, you know, she would get all these pregnancy tests and make it look like she had, you know, taken them and, you know. That's nuts. Yeah, she would buy him, like, little baby clothes and send it to him. Holy cow. Yeah. That's creepy. Cuckoo. That is creepy. Yeah, and I think she did tell his mother, too. Even though she wasn't even pregnant. Any female that knows Rob knows his mom and has access to his mother. So I could very easily see Rob's mother knowing about this through this girl. 570-1053 is our phone number. You're listening to the 28-Hour Show. We're going to be on for 28 straight hours. We're just about two hours in. We usually get off the air at 10 a.m., but we'll be getting off at 10 a.m. tomorrow. Shawnee? May I go to the restroom, please? Yes, you may. Aw, you're so cute. You don't have to raise your hand, Shawnee. You can just go. To the bathroom. P19 digits. What up? What's up? I don't understand why Rob would want to be in a relationship with a psychotic chick like the one he got himself tangled up with.

57:02to begin with. Yeah, Rob, why did you want to be with her so bad? Why do you love her so much? What are you talking about? Heather? He's never in a relationship with her. You weren't? No, and this has been very clear. I get what you guys are doing. That's what this guy said. Why would you ever be in a relationship with her? Because you've been misinformed there, sir. We were never in a relationship. We were friends. We might have hooked up once or twice. You never done that? No, no, I understand hooking up, but it's... Didn't you notice there was something going on in her head back then in the day when you were messing with her? I wasn't messing with her. How are you saying I was messing with her, dude? No, he means messing around. Yeah, you're such a hothead. I'm not a hothead. This guy's accusing me of false accusations. Well, sir, there has been a saying that I've heard come out of Rob's mouth before, which goes, crazy in the head, crazy. Ah, you're right. We get that. Crazy where's this guy? In the ham? Crazy in the head, crazy in the ham. So I think that's... Thank you. Part of that. P1 Brendan, are you there? Hello? Yes, Brendan, go ahead. Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah, I'm going through pretty much the same thing as Rob right now. I got my girlfriend pregnant when I was 17. We got married. Things didn't work out. Our daughter's almost two now. And so we split up, and now she's telling me that she's eight months pregnant. That's unreal. Yeah, she waited the whole time to tell me that the baby's mine.

58:32And so I'm basically saying that, you know, do the test. It's the only thing that's going to, you know. Are you doing a test? Oh, definitely. Okay. I mean, I was married to her supposedly at the time that, you know, she got pregnant. But, you know, who knows anymore these days, you know. Thank you, bro. Appreciate the phone call. We need to do this. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ San Diego. The following takes place between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. I just got a text from Pedro the Cricket. You did? From Cricket Wireless. Right. Saying that the baby's actually his. Oh, no. So, Rob, you may be off the hook, dude. Well, you would think the extra arms and legs would give it away. Rob, did you introduce Heather and Pedro? You guys partied for a little while there. Maybe, yeah, maybe a margarita rocks.

59:38Had some crazy nights. A lot of tequila. It's true. Wouldn't a baby have eight arms and legs? Pedro, are you just... He's always trying to say, like, he's such a player. Yeah, like he had sex with everybody. Yeah. Okay, dude. He's like, oh, yeah, like eight times, man. Yeah. Well, and he, you know, gets the free text on the cricket phone. That'll be me. So he sent...