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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 22
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Trivia gameFunny nicknamesPet names for spousesRelationship argumentsAwkward doctor storiesChildren's Hospital fundraisingParanormal activityGuardian angelsExhaustion humorradio showlive broadcast28 hours
This segment of a 28-hour radio show features a trivia game with P1 callers Ashley, Veronica, and Skye, where Skye ultimately wins by correctly identifying Lorena Bobbitt. The hosts then delve into a discussion about funny nicknames for friends and pet names for spouses, leading to humorous revelations like Eddie's wife being called 'Dobson McGuire' and Smash's boyfriend 'Cornelius.' A recurring and intense argument between Ashley and Rob erupts over Rob's jokes about Ashley's dating life, which she tearfully explains are deeply hurtful and connected to past struggles. The show also includes a touching audio package from parents of a premature baby saved by Children's Hospital, for which the broadcast is fundraising, and a bizarre discussion about awkward doctor moments and a studio ghost, possibly Ashley's guardian angel, Cecilia.
What happened, in order
The Quiz Game Begins
The hosts introduce a trivia game with P1s Ashley, Veronica, and Skye, explaining the point system and question difficulty.
KKK and Sarong Trivia
Ashley incorrectly answers 'Clue Clucks Clan' for KKK, and Veronica misses a question about a traditional Malaysian sarong.
Purple Heart and Lead Trivia
Skye correctly identifies lead as a toxic metal, but Ashley struggles with the 'Purple Heart' decoration, mistakenly saying 'Purple Rain'.
Lorena Bobbitt and Skye's Win
Skye correctly answers 'Lorena Bobbitt' to win the trivia game, impressing the tired hosts with her knowledge.
Funny Nicknames & Pet Names
The topic jar prompts a discussion about funny nicknames for friends (Muffin, Daddy) and pet names for spouses (Dobson McGuire, Bunny Boo, Petey, Special K, Cornelius).
Ashley's First Upset
Ashley becomes visibly upset with Rob's joke implying she dates many people, leading to a tense on-air exchange about respect and personal boundaries.
Awkward Doctor Moments
Mike shares a bizarre story about a doctor examining his urethra, followed by Skye's uncomfortable gynecologist experience where the doctor ignored her and performed an unannounced backside check.
Children's Hospital Story
The show features an emotional audio package from Todd and Betsy Witt, parents of Megan, a premature baby whose life was saved by Children's Hospital.
Ashley & Rob's Escalating Conflict
The ongoing tension between Ashley and Rob resurfaces, with Ashley accusing Rob of trying to make her look stupid and belittling her.
Ashley Explains Her Pain
Ashley tearfully explains to Rob why his jokes about her dating life are deeply hurtful, connecting them to past struggles and her time in rehab.
The Studio Ghost & Cecilia
The hosts discuss paranormal activity in the studio, leading Ashley to share her belief in a guardian angel named Cecilia, whom she prays to for boy problems.
People mentioned
AshLoganVeronicaRobEddieSkyeMikeSeanAlanDoug McGooJay from PromotionsSmashChrisSerioNickDebraRebeccaBunny BooBradTodd WittBetsy WittMegan WittP1 GooseP1 LoganP1 VeronicaP1 Snaps
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And then you said, and then you said, I don't know what he's talking about. I had a whole conversation with him. Yeah. Yeah, and it ended in all MySpace hurt. That's what you told me. I know, and I did, but you said you talked to her. No, I didn't. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. All right. P1 Goose, who do you want to play for you? Ash. You got it. Hang on the line. Hey. There it is. Oh, Skye. Thanks. This is no surprise. P1 Logan, who do you want? Hey, I want that. That's my boy. That's a cat. That's my kitty. And then, Rob, take that off. Take that off, man. P1 Veronica. Is this the same Veronica that came in tonight? It is. There you go. There you go. All right, Veronica, you ready to play? I am. Veronica, watch a movie with us. Cool. She watched both movies. Both movies. Okay, so last time Veronica started.
Hey, P1's hanging out in front of the window. Holding up the biggest bottle of Jack Daniels I've ever seen. Oh, no. Hey, they're tailgating. What do you want? Yeah. I don't condone any of that, guys. I'm recovery, all right? Yeah. Okay, Eddie, Veronica started last time, right? So Rob starts this time. Wait, wait. Rob doesn't even play. Cheater. All right, Ashley, you ready? Yes. Do you want a one, two, or three point question? Shake and bake. It's more like Rochambeau. I got nothing for you. What? You're on your own. What do you want? First person to five points wins. We give them one, two, and three-point questions. Ones are easy, threes are hard. Well, they're all easy. Come on, Ash. What do you want? I'll take a two-pointer. You got it. Oh, no. Eddie, I'm useless without you. I can't believe you're not supporting me right now. I am supporting you. Shake it back! Yeah, shake our bike! Whoa. Ash, you ready? Yeah.
What does KKK stand for? Clue Clucks Clan. You got it. Wait, what did you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you say? Clue Clucks Clan. Incorrect. No. You're very close, Ashley. You're very close. Clans? It's the Ku Clucks Clan. Oh. Not the clue. Too many L's. Give me a clue. I'm not racist. I don't. That's okay. I'm glad. I know I don't like them. All right, Veronica. She's not yelling! Calm down. Veronica, would you like a one, two, or three-point question? Okay. Start with a one. You're going to start with a one. Wow. Smart. Okay, Veronica. Yes. Worn by women around the waist, what traditional Malaysian garment is trendy on U.S. beaches? Uh, sorry?
Very close, but I'm sorry. That is incorrect. It is the sarong. Oh, boy. That answer was totally sarong. Wow. Sky. You want a two-pointer? Yes, I do. Skye, in 1978, Congress banned the household use of paint made with what potentially toxic metal? Head. You got it. No, you can put it on the board. Ashley. Yes, sir. You want a one, two, or three-pointer? I'll take a one. You got it. Good. One-point question is... What is the name of the decoration given to those in the armed forces who are wounded in action against an enemy? I know this. The purple... Come on, Ashley. It's the... Come on, Ash. Purple... Purple rain? It's the purple... It's the purple... Metal. Purple rain. Purple metal. The purple metal? Wait, no. Purple...
Is that it? She gave an answer. Okay, purple metal. It's not the purple metal, kid. It's the purple heart. Damn, I can't. You were right there. It's because I'm sleep-deprived. Purple rain, purple rain. Is that why? Yep. Sorry, guys. What's your excuse the rest of the time? Veronica? What? One, two, or three-point question. I'm going to try two. All right. Wow. I'm going to try two, guys. That was a good one. Give me two. All right, Veronica. Totally. What two-word term did a UPI reporter coin for the small strip of turf on which a second JFK assassin may have stood? Smassen? Is that what I said? I don't know. I don't think I said that either. Your ears are slurring. My sleers are slurring. Veronica, what two-word term did a UPI reporter coin for the small strip of...
on which a second JFK assassin may have stood. What do they call that? What do they call that area? I can't think of it. I don't know. It's the grassy knoll. Give me a break. That was so easy. They call that the grassy knoll, Veronica. Skye? Let's wrap this up, Mike. What do you want, a three? Are you crazy? Skye, you never get them. Are you crazy? I don't think so at all. Opposite. Oh, my God. Sky, name the woman who cut off her husband's penis in 1993. Easy. Lorena Bobbitt. You got it. Holy moly. We're tired, you get it. Very sweet. Hey, Alan's over here. Talk about you, Sean. Veronica, I'm very sorry. Sorry. Good job, Sky. What up, Logan? Thanks for everybody. Thank you, Veronica.
What? Logan? Yeah. You're a winner. Awesome, man. That dude, Sky hooked it up. Yeah, you and Tango are stoked. Yes, he did. I was very impressed today, Sky. Thank you. You're welcome. Hang on the line. What do you win? We'll give them airship tickets. Nice. All right, now we will reach into the topic jar. Now we will reach into it. That's right. We got a big jar over here full of topics. Yeah, what are we going to do? The one time it would have been nice to have it last a little while. I know. I know. It was over in ten minutes. That was pretty cool. The topic jar piece of paper just says funny nicknames. Huh. Okay. I call my best friend Muffin. How come? Uh... Does she stick out of the top of her jeans? No, it just, like, literally came out of nowhere, and now she calls me Muffin, and I call her Muffin.
You guys are just muffing. And it's in my phone. She's muffing. And then I call my other friend Daddy. And she's in my phone as Daddy, and I call her Daddy. Those are my two best friends. And you just say, hey, Daddy. Yep, and she calls me Daddy. Is that one of those broads that was here tonight? Yeah. Which one's Daddy? She was, like, the shorter one because they both had blonde hair, the all-blonde, shorter one. And we don't even just say Daddy. We go... Hey, Daddy. What's up, Daddy? And, like, that's how we say it every time. Oh, that's annoying. Daddy. Hey, Daddy. Either of those chicks friends of Bill? Who's Bill? Bill W. No. No, they are not. They've been friends of mine for a long time. All right, pet names for spouses. Oh, jeez. I call my wife Honey, Sugar, Babe. I don't like Baby. Baby.
Honey, sugar, and babe. Shug, that's it. Eddie, what do you got? I call my wife Dobson McGuire. Dobson McGuire. What? Why Dobson McGuire? Her name is Debra, which sometimes is Debbie, which sometimes becomes Dobson. She has turned into Dobson McGuire. I like Dobson McGuire. Sky? Yeah, I call my husband Love. Bunny Boo. Love, Dove, and Bunny Boo. Hurry up. Or the Boo. Giant wiener. Honwell. Sometimes I call him Ouch. And then he calls me Beauty. Oh, God. Barf. How's that any different than love? Tell me how it would happen. Like, how does that happen? Tell me how you're called beauty. Like, hey, beauty. Like what? Really? Like, hey, beauty. Just like that. Like, what's his situation? Hey. He calls you, and you answer the phone. And he goes, hey, beauty. Yeah. All right. I mean, he doesn't do it as much as he used to. He doesn't think you're as beautiful. Piss you off.
Well, you need to retrain him. That's right. Kick him in the butt. Sean. Sweet. How did you know? I've heard Shawnee on the phone. Yeah. I also call her... Sweet. I also call her Petey. Petey? Yeah. Why Petey? Well, you know how names have a tendency to morph. Yeah? It was like... It was Sweet, and it was... Weedy. Then it became Petey. Petey. Oh, my. Is that like kind of baby talk? Hey, Pete. Well, I don't do it like that. She might do it like that every once in a while. I mean, I just address her as that, you know. Petey. Hey, Petey. How are you? Never Peter? No, never Peter. Looking forward to, you know. I got Pete. Mixing it up with you, Petey.
What? Boston Rob. Of course I did. Do it on a regular basis. Are you kidding me? Boston Rob. I call my girl baby girl. It's all ghetto. It's solid. I call my girl baby girl. That's a solid name. Thank you, Sean. Okay. Hey, Doug McGoo over there. Right on. You nailed it. What do you call it? Jay from Promotions. Do you have a pet name for your lady? I'll call her Sweetie. That's it? Sweetie. Oh, I call her Special K. Her name's Kim, and I go, are you being Special K? Oh, that's awesome. That's funny. Bought me a bowl of some Special K. Smash, you got a fellow right now? What do you call him? Anything funny? Nothing fun? Come on, you've got to call him something funny. I think she's embarrassed. She's embarrassed of the name she calls him. Oh, it's going to be good. No, it's not that great. I mean, his name is Chris, but he insists that's super boring, so his nickname is Cornelius. So I insist upon calling him Cornelius. Oh, my God. You came up with that, though, right? No, he did in college because he had, like, a suite mate that was named Chris as well, and so he started introducing himself at parties.
Hey, I'm Cornelius. And he does it, like, in bars. Like, that's how I met him the first time. And then, like, on the next date, he was like, I have something to tell you. He grabs my hand, and I'm like, oh, my God, is this guy married or, like, something? And he's like, my name's not Cornelius. And it broke my heart a little bit. Really? I love the name, so I insist upon calling him Cornelius. Wow. So you still call him Cornelius. Oh, yeah, he's in my phone as Cornelius. But wait, but. How do you actively call someone Cornelius? Because you're going to shorten it. If someone's name is Cornelius, you don't say, hey, Cornelius. You call him Corny. That's all Corny. And that was what he did when he told me. People teased me when I was a kid, like Corndog, Corny. Just to play it up, to convince me that that was his real name. So what are you calling? If I really want to shorten it, I'll just be like C. And he'll go C like the letter, not the body of water. Okay. Wow, you guys are cute. You guys, you guys. Ash, what do you call your fellow when you have a fellow? When you have a fellow, what do you call him? I'm in college. I know. I got no one. Remember when she got dumped? I got no one. I broke up with him, bro. Yeah, bro. Hey. For the record. Seashooter. I broke up with that bitch, bro. Okay.
Hey, don't forget. Don't start pissing on my Jerry. I call him restraining order. Kick that pussy to the curb. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. My side hurts. Get up. Oh, my God. My side hurts. I call him next. I call him shut up. I used to call Serio Monkey, and then I called Nick my love, or I called him baby. I'm all about the baby, babe. I will call them anything but their name, though. I will go months dating someone and never call them their real name, ever. I'll tell you what's weird about it. Sometimes I won't even know their real name. I'll tell you what's weird. That is so not true. Why do you make that joke? Because it's so not true. Shut up.
It's not true. Like, so why does he make that joke? Because it's a joke. Jokes are not always factual. Because, like, you know how I make a joke that you're short? You really are short. But, like, why would you make a joke that I sleep around when I don't sleep around? Just like the jokes that you're stupid, you really are. When I don't sleep around. But listen, some jokes are not factual. And I'm not actually really stupid, and you know that too. Hey, hey, bitter. Party of one. Calm down. What are you saying? I get it. Wow. What was I going to say? Oh, Eddie. Yeah. If you called your wife Debra, wouldn't it be because you were, like, irritated? Because I do not ever, ever call my wife Rebecca. No, I never call her Debra. And if I do ever call her Rebecca, I'm getting a mic right back in my face. No, she takes a microphone and shoves it right in my face. Wow. Really? You're on the air? She goes, you're on the air. Am I back on? Yeah. Yeah. Sky, do you ever call your husband by his name? Like, the only time is when we meet. Only when we're making love in the sauna. It's called the Jacuzzi Club. We're being honest here. Hello. Hour 21. First Jacuzzi Club reference. Hour 21. There it is.
You can put it on the boat. Yeah, you can. When we make love in a cot, a veranda, or a hammock. I like it. First name basis. But of course, I tell them, don't look me directly in the eyes. I demand it. I demand. I demand. Listen here, miss. No kissing on the lips. Listen here, miss. It's too personal. No kissing on the lips. Too personal. My side hurts. Don't kiss me, will you? I think I'm cramping up. Cut those away. Hurry up, Matlock's starting in an hour. Hey. Sean's now offended. You went too far that time, Mike. And by the way, did you notice that the African-American gentleman in Top Gun was the private investigator on Matlock? No, we didn't. Totally, yeah. Dude, how about that? Wow.
We did not. Unbelievable. You're a jerk. Is that one of the pee ones? Yeah, they're being around my window. What are they doing? Oh, they're flashing her. I don't know. I don't want to look. It scares me. You guys calling? You guys calling? What is that? Is that a chick or a guy? Call in. Call in. I can't understand him if he doesn't call in. Those people are inappropriate. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, I want to ask Sean a question. Does he have a special nickname for his wife when he's in the panda suit? Uh-oh. Guy. Leave Sean alone. I would think that she could have a special nickname for you when you're in the panda suit, Sean. I don't wear that. It doesn't make sense. I don't wear that. I don't wear that. I don't wear that. Ling Ling. I don't wear that. Ling Ling. Zings out. Zings out. Panda. Hey. The old black and white. Sean. Hey, Sean. Baby bear. Hey, Sean. Cubby.
No, that's Mike's name. Mike's already got that one. Yeah, that's my name. Yeah, that's what Mike dresses in his pants too. Fervert. Fervert. That's a funny sound there, too. Frank Show. Who said that? Jay. Ping-ping. Jay said ping-ping. Ping-ping. Ping-ping. Ping-ping. Hey, Sean. We're talking to you, bro. Yeah. What about the beaver outfit? Hey, Sean. Sean. Hey. We're waiting. What, are you building a dam over there? Come on. Wake up, bro. Hey, you want us to take your wood away from you? Yeah. You little stump nibbler. Stump nibbler. You little stump nibbler. You little log cruncher. Mikey Show.
Building on a dam, building on a dam, building on a dam, building on a dam. Yeah. Go ahead, you're on the air. Yeah, doesn't Ashley call her boyfriend's guest? Guest? Like Mikey chose guest? That was a rough one. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Sean, where are you going? Put some pants on now. Where are you going? What did you say? Sean, did you know the beaver is actually a rodent? You know the beaver is actually a rodent. A little fun fact for you. A little known fact. Native to San Diego. Sean, a beaver may live up to 19 years. You don't see many beavers up in San Jose these days, do you? Oh, yeah, you do.
Sometimes just hopping around the neighborhood. Where'd he go? I don't know. Where's the beef? I don't know. Maybe you were a little too hard on him. Beaver! Come in here, you rascal. I have to set up a trap. You little buck-toothed rascal. You little buck-toothed bastard. Oh, man. Where is that guy? Did you say we'll have to set up a trap? Oh, my God. We got beaver traps. Call me a fur trapper, but let's get him back in here. You guys make your jokes, but without him, the valley would be flooded. Dude, I'm cramping up. My side is killing me. Oh, man. It's too funny now. It hurts. I don't have the energy to force him back in here. You want me to try to round up the little rest? Yeah, get some walnuts. It's a beaver mating call.
Get some stuff he'd make a dam with. Sticks and mud. I don't want him to block us in here. Put together some sticks and mud. Get something he'd make a lodge with for his young. John, come on. Quit beating the beaver, you guys. Mikey Show. Mikey Show. Yes. Yeah, but you're laughing. No, I'm not. Hey, good morning, Jay Patty. I'm just calling because I remember back at the very first 28-hour show when you guys were in the morning, the very first couple of stories like the bathtub story with the sky. But it was one of the greatest stories ever. Oh, thank God.
Well, that was one of those Chris Farley Saturday Night Live bits where the guy's like, hey, remember that time? Yeah, but mine is the funny guy's killing me. Reaching on the topic chart. I got an update on Sean. Go ahead. He's shaving, which would make him a shaved beaver. I've been working on that one. I saw Eddie over there with a calculator, a ruler. I had my abacus out. Oh, everybody. I got a good topic from the topic jar, but this guy's pooping, so when she comes out. Oh, no. Again? Yes. How many times? I'm going to run out of TP back there. Oh, man. Everybody enjoy. I'm making mud. Oh, don't let Sean play in it. My gift to you. I'll waft. Oh, here she is.
It's Sean's adobe. Pat that down with your tail, Shawnee boy. What? Nothing. What? Build a hut. Build a hut. A mud pueblo, if you will. I reached in the topic jar. Here's what I got. Oh, boy. What do you not do in front of your spouse? Oh, great. Scott, you can't answer this one. Most people would find that offensive. But not you, love. That's your beauty. Enjoy. Take it in. How freaking beautiful is that? Don't you wish you could bottle that? Boo, I'm talking to you. Oh, he passed out again. Dig in. Made me laugh.
What do you not do in front of your spouse? I don't fart in front of my wife. No way, dude. Can't. You don't either? No. Eddie, have you ever farted in front of your wife? I believe he has. Fervert. Fervert? Eddie's not really a farter in front of his ladies. Not really. But, you know, sometimes. I believe he has, though. Sometimes there's just. Sometimes it's too funny to pass out. Yeah, I mean. Skies man does a funny thing. He blames it on the cat. I love that. Yeah, when the cat is like nowhere. You don't know that. Yeah, how do you know? Could be there. Don't see them? Could be your leftovers. Oh, my God. Kyle. You are. You are. Skye, what are you not doing in front of your spouse? Well, there's not much, but for some reason, I don't. You know. For some reason, I don't like to pluck my eyebrows. I don't finger paint with it. In front of it. Dude. Wait a second. Too far. I get, dude. Too far. Too far. You really did it that time. You don't... You don't what? It's lame. For some reason, I don't like to pluck my eyebrows in front of me. Why? I don't know. Like, I feel like... It's embarrassing. Yeah, I feel like... They stink. Yes, Mike, because they smell like ass. Yes, you found me out. This is bad. We're getting bad. Getting a little punchy. Yeah.
I like it. Should we do another one from the topic jar? Yeah, that would kill. Pick a good one, Mike. Awkward doctor moments. Oh, I got one. This doctor in Dallas looked in my wiener. In your wiener? Inside my wiener. Why are you saying this? I'll tell you the answer. This is so weird. Well, when I was drinking too much and I urinated blood. Oh. Okay. I went in there, and the guy said, well, it could be because, you know, it could be because there could be something wrong with the urethra. So he was looking in there, and I remember thinking, I think I'm getting inappropriately felt up by the doctor. Because he started getting an erection. Because they were in the backseat of his car. My apartment. And drinking wine.
Two bucks. Chuck. While watching Pretty Woman. Is that weird? Is that awkward? Dude, I'm not gay. Oh, you're right. We weren't watching Pretty Woman. It was Steel Magnolias. Steel Magnolias. Where's Sean? Sean. Are you kidding with that guy? Somebody go get Sean. Where's the Beeb? The Beeb. He's really looking in there. Talking about the doctor. With no hands. It's like a telescope. It's like a kaleidoscope. I chant it this way. Is it the sky? He had that accent. He had that accent. Oh, are you getting this on tape, somebody? I want to hear this back. Ashley, are you hearing any of this? She's in there stone-faced. Nothing is making her laugh. Oh, no.
Why is she still faced? I don't know. What happened? What happened? I really don't want to cry in the air, so I just need, like, a minute. Oh, no. What happened? What happened? No, but what happened? What happened? I honestly don't remember what upset her. I don't either. I don't know what's going on. It was Rob when they fought. Was it me? Are you kidding? Did I do something? When they fought, I guess. It was that poorly thought-out joke by that listener. Was it me? If it was me, I'm sorry. Come on. This is getting old. It is. Yeah. I want to know what's getting older than the stupid joke. No. Get over it. No, no, no, no. Because, Eddie, this is the one thing that is my hot spot. It is the one thing. Hot spot. Hot spot. Sounds hot. But it's a popular restaurant. Fine. On so many levels. Okay. All right. No, no. Okay, I got to turn the mic off.
I had to turn the mic off last week when she started doing it. Hey, let's talk about that doctor mic. Well, anyway, so the doctor is looking in there, and I go, do you really have to do that? And he goes, well, you know, you never know. Show me why. So I got out of the sleeping bag, and I was like, I don't even. Last time I go to Big Bear. Anybody else? Anybody else have a... Come on, now, I really gave it up for that one. Anybody else have an embarrassing doctor moment? Skye, what's yours? Oh, my God. I'll try and be as clinical as possible here. All right. But basically... I thought somebody was about to shoot me in the head. I saw a red laser beam on me. That's weird. Anyway. So... What?
Go to the... That's your penis again, Mike. And say, ah. Stop with that guy. Dude. Moved to a new part of town. Got a new gynecologist. I think you told this story once on the air. Yeah, I think back in San Jose, like right when it happened. So go to the new gynecologist to get my annual PAP. And the doctor is totally ignoring me. She's talking to the nurse while she's doing my PAP. And you really wanted to pay attention to your... Well, yeah, you wanted to have a whole conversation. Well, no. Normally they go, okay, I'm going to... My badge. Yeah. You're looking at gold, lady. Hello. A little appreciation for the goods. You found the buried treasure. They're like Indy. Too far. In my opinion. I know, but it still made me uncomfortable. I know. Anyway, so, yeah. What I meant by not talking to me is normally they go, okay, I'm going to touch you here. But you want to have a conversation with it. Will you talk to it, please? Not me. Address.
It's got a wonderful personality. Address the golden lady. They just let you know what to expect. Okay, I'm going to touch you here. This may be cold. You may feel a little bit of pressure, these kind of things, you know. But, no, she's gossiping with the nurse about whatever, and she's just jamming stuff in places and taking swabs and what have you. And next thing you know, she asked me to do a little extra scooch. And I do the extra scooch, and she decides to check the backside with no warning. Whoa! And never had that done. Do they ever do that? Well, and I, like, immediately jumped because that was a first for me in any arena. Except for Bunny Boo. No, in any arena. This was a first. Prior to the soak. Wait a second. Did somebody, who said what? I think I heard. I said plus she was using a hot dog. Oh, my God. That's okay. That's okay. Yeah, you won't hit the button for that. Jeez. That was silly. And so. All right, guys. I'll see you Wednesday. Look at this. Hey. Holy. Wow. Yay. Yes. Yes. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Come on. Dude, I'm hungry. Dude, I'm hungry. Hey. Hey, you.
I'm hungry. Hey, you guy. Hi, sweetie. Yeah, we just told the appetizing story. Let's have some food. Do you realize there are literally 50 people? No, dude. I mean, it's ridiculous. There's 100 people. They're up in the top, too. Yeah, they're all up in the top. There's 100 people up there. Ridiculous. They hit Brad. Yeah. Brad is in the studio. Crush it. Crush it. There have been people the entire time tailgating. And they're, like, up against this window. There's pandas out there. I'm telling you, this is nuts. There's some furries? Furries out there. What the? There was a panda and a penguin, like full-on costumes. There were plenty of people with masks, but the full-on costumes, panda and a penguin. I literally roll up, and it is a party going on in the parking lot. Look at these freaks. They're crazy. Absolute freaks. The whole time they've been doing that. Have some breakfast. Have some breakfast. Starving. We've got some ultimate... Breakfast and some supreme croissant. Seth is sitting behind the board like he even knows how to run it. What are you doing? Get out of there, guys. That's kind of like when your kid puts on your shoes and walks around the house. It's so big. It's like, look, Dad. It's a good kid. Yeah. It's a good kid.
Brad, this is a very punchy time for us. I heard you guys. We are laughing at the stupidest stuff. It sounded like you were starting to get under the ether. Yeah. The ether of the tiredness. Very punchy time. Rob, I've never heard this guy talk so much in my entire life. I quit phones for the rest of the show. It's all me all night. And then in the morning. All Rob Radio. All right, Rob, you take over. I'm going to... Yeah, what do you got going on there, Rob? I don't know. What do we want to talk about? Do we finish up with the awkward doctor moments? I don't really have any. No, I don't go to the doctor. I go to the vet. What? God, you're stupid. Okay, no, seriously. Sky, you told yours. Crush it. Do you have an awkward doctor moment? Awkward doctor moment? Yeah. You know what? It would probably have to be the physical... I call it the physical gone wrong. And that would be when you're expecting it to be your regular doctor, male doctor, and then suddenly it's a quasi-attractive female doctor. Well, you can't do it then. No, no, no, no, no. Was it a last minute change? Yep. If you had to get a physical in time to be on a sports team.
and it was volleyball, and you had to have it by a certain time, or you weren't playing. And I said, do it, take care of it, and female physical. The full thing? Cough? Full thing. Cough, turn to the left, turn to the right, cough. Why wouldn't you do it? I kind of enjoyed it. Is that wrong? No. How is that? I mean, it was a little awkward, but, I mean, you had to do it. You guys go to dinner afterwards? No, but she did hold me. That's cool. She did hold me. At least you had a little spoon action. She did hold me. Nothing wrong with that. How's breakfast? Good, dude. I was starving. I mean, and I saw some of the remnants outside. I know. We've got to clean that up. I mean, I think it's becoming a potential health hazard. Yeah, that is possible. How are you guys doing? Okay. I don't know. I mean, is it kind of the beginnings of delirium? Yeah, I think that's where I am. I've officially been awake for 24 hours. That is brutal. No, that is brutal. It's crazy. How much have you guys raised so far? Oh, what was the number? A little over 13,000. That's awesome. That is so awesome. And we still have another six or seven hours to go. All for the kids, right? Yeah. I love it. I love the kids.
I love it. Do we have those up, Rob? Those children hospital? Yes. Where are they? Are they? Okay. Let's play one of those. I don't know which one we have done. Do you know? We, there's six to choose from. Like, we've done most of them, I would say. So, I'm at Liberty. The newest one was, like, any of them. Play one. Okay. Yeah, it doesn't matter. This is what we're doing this show for. I love it. My name is Todd Witt, and I'm Megan's father. My name is Betsy Witt, and I am Megan's mom. Megan was born premature. We were introduced to our children by having Megan stay in the NICU for three months.
It helps me to appreciate those nights and those dreams. My friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights. If I could make the earth and my dreams the same. To let love replace escape. Come on, let's go there. Come on, let's go there. We didn't know anything about children's beforehand. Megan is our first baby, and they saved her life and saved our lives in a way, too. I remember the first day we went there and walking down those long halls to see all those little incubators and all those tiny little babies. We just took it day by day and prayed a lot and so thankful for the wonderful care that she got.
So thankful for the wonderful care that she got from those doctors and the nurses. Yeah, miracle workers. Unbelievable. Seth, are those emails for me to read? Yeah, we actually have a couple. Eddie has printed me. The ratio of Eddie printed emails for me, Crush It!, to B-Rob printed emails for me is 20 to 1. It's the truth. One of the things I ask Rob. I say, I beg you to print me emails. You begged him? I beg him. So let me get this straight. Pretty, pretty, pretty please? He's not phone screening. And? He's not printing up emails. He's just talking. She's so bitter. Just talking crap. Oh, I'm sorry. All they want me to do is talk. I'm finally having some fun and talking. You got to come and rain on my parade right now? Just because you're in a bad mood? How about this? Cheer up. Let's have some fun. We got a lot of time left. Hey, Mikey, it's P1 Snaps. No.
No. I'm going to be mad. I've been listening since 6 a.m., and right now I'm afraid of taking a shower because I don't want to miss a single moment. I don't blame you. I mean, right now, Ashley is a little bit unpredictable. Edgy. She's a little edgy, and she could get upset. Yeah, I'm getting IMs from her that aren't the nicest. Is that who she's mad at? Is she mad at you? Yeah. Look at your screen, dude. Look at these IMs I'm getting from her. Are you sending them to me? No, just look up in the thing. Oh, oh. Yeah, I forgot I could see your thing. Sorry we were having a good time joking around. I won't say a word to you. We totally were. We totally were. Can't go on. What am I doing right now? You're like, you know, you're like, I see you like the police, and she's like Compton. The po-po? Yeah. You're the 5-0. I get it. And she's like the Crips.
Then you guys are never going to see eye to eye, I guess. Well, you know what? No, it's opposite of that, actually. Okay, you're the police, and he's the Crips. That's right. You're cracking down on my good times. Yeah, he's trying to have a good time. So you have a good time when you make comments like that? Oh, really? Oh, really? Because you know it. I can't handle it. What happened? You guys used to be, like, in love. Who used to? We're in love. Oh, you mean these two? Yeah. I don't know. They can't get along lately. They can't get along. That's not even true. It's not. We get along fine. That caught her the wrong way. Just one of those times. Like family. It's one of those things that caught her the wrong way. It's so much more than... She wasn't really wanting to hear it. I just don't know why he... She wasn't wanting to hear it. She's made comments at me like that. And she tries to make me look so stupid all the time. And she prides herself on making me look dumb. You call me stupid. I don't care. You can call me stupid all you want. Welcome to the show, Brad.
Good morning. What happened? Seriously. Well, they get really mad at each other, and it kind of has been lately. Have you noticed that? Yeah. I mean, just a little bit, right? Yeah. Well, here's the deal. And, Ash, I think you'll agree. I'm going to just turn Ash's mic on. Ash, I think you'll agree with this. It's usually you getting upset with him because he doesn't really get his feathers ruffled. It takes a lot for his feathers to get ruffled. Rob doesn't get mad. I mean, if he does, he doesn't show it. It takes a lot. Like, you have to catch him cheating, and we can do it. I mean, we've done it, right, Eddie? It's pretty easy to catch this guy cheating over here. His cheating, he doesn't really get his feathers ruffled. He's a hothead. Yeah. Hothead, you know this. Hey. But Ashley, you know, she's a girl, so her feelings can get hurt more. Yeah. She's feminine.
What? I said yeah. Oh, here we go. She's feminine. Here we go. See, that upset her. You can tell that upset her. See, that's what I mean. It was so subtle. It was so subtle. What's going on? I don't know. I mean, it takes a paternity test to get Rob upset. And not even that really fazes me. He seems rather unfazed for the consequences. Well, did you hear this, chick? I'm across the country, and Mexico is like 10 minutes down the road. Oh, jeez. Good luck catching me. Oh, Ashley does not find any of this funny. She's just stone-faced. She's stone-faced. We still got, like, six hours to go, kid. I know. I know. No. Well, listen. And that's why it sucks, because I for sure don't want to be like this right now, but, like, it's just... I'm cool. I'm good. I don't know about that. I'm good. Sean, build a dam. I'm just saying. The floods. The floodgates. I don't want the floodgates. You're going to get another one, Matt. You're going to get another one, Matt. But you see what I'm saying. Yeah, well, I totally do, but... All right, if I let Ashley... Let's take a vote.
We'll take a vote. Turn off Ashley and Rob's mic. We'll take a vote. Okay. Who would like to hear Ashley explain the situation, full well-knowing, full well-knowing, it's going to be the floodgates. And we'll make great radio, but you're going to hear the... That's a lot of hands. All right, Ash, what's going on? Oh, my God. Stop laughing. Oh, don't try now. You're too little, too late, bro. Too little, too late. Give me an effing break. You're like the deadbeat dad. Oh, wait. I would never say that. Why are you upset, Ash? Why are you upset at Rob? It's just, all right, basically, like, bottom line is he is, like, my best friend. And he knows me just, like, inside and out. And he knows how much. That effing hurts me when people tell me a slut, say that I sleep around, say that I have a bunch of people in my bed. It's not true. You of all people effing know that, bro. And it hurts me. And you know that. And you know that one of the main reasons, not main, but it had a lot to do with why I broke up. Eddie always finds out. Ash, he's not laughing at you. He laughs. I swear to God right now. No, Ash. I swear to God right now. Wait, wait, wait. I can't.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'll just stop. Hang on. It's Eddie laughs at the way people's faces look when they cry. It's not what they're saying. It's that he thinks they're faces. It's their faces that look funny to him. When I'm effed up faces, you'll see that when he's making the faces. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't want to make the face. Eddie, don't look. Don't look. It's the crack, too. I'm sorry. It's the crack, too. It's the crack, too. Crack is whack. Crack is whack. I'm sorry. It's not my fault. You can't be mad at me. You can't be mad at me. I'm not mad at you, but I don't even care. Like, this is all I'm saying is I'll leave it at that. What did you say, Rob? I don't even remember what you said. We were all riffing, and I said sometimes I don't even know the guys' names when, like, you guys were like, what do you call the guys you date? Like, what's the baby name? And I said sometimes you don't even know their names. That's funny. It is not. It's so ridiculous. And then you know what happened. And then you know what happened.
You know what happens, though? Yes, what happens when he says that at 2.40 a.m.? We get calls from people saying more stuff. Ash, they're drunk winos crying out loud. It happens in a normal show, though. It's like a hobo that found a cell phone, and he's like, I got to make it. He's like, hey, I'm a hobo. I'm going to call her. It's just like... What he said is true. It's time to see unemployment office open. Anybody else, and I'd, like, let it slide because you don't really... I mean, yeah, it's a joke, and you don't really know, like, everything. So you know what? I'll never make a joke like that anymore. You know? But this is my best friend, and I just... Say you're sorry, and don't do it. He's the one who hears me out of work when I'm really in pain about this kind of crap that really affects me, dude. Like, it affects me. I told her I'm sorry, and... Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Dude, don't look at her. It affects me. I said don't. I thought it was over. I straight ahead, Eddie. I thought it was over. It messes with my head, dude, because I'm not. And you know what? Going to rehab had a lot to do with me growing up. The ghost has something to say on this. A little weird. Yeah, you think? What the hell? You don't know, dude.
No, seriously, what the hell? And now, I kind of suspected Sean a little bit. He's not sitting in his chair. And I wasn't doing a thing. He's sitting over there. I'm just sitting here, and what the hell? That's happened three times during the training hour. This is the fourth. Seriously? And he's getting it all on video and on tape. Why are you videotaping me, Jay? Paranormal behavior. Jay is freaked out. Does it freak you out, Jay? Paranormal. Yeah, dude, it's not okay. It's not okay. This place is haunted. It is. But it's a nice ghost. It's a friendly ghost. You don't know that. Yeah, I do. How? I don't know. I have this weird, like... Cecilia. I have this weird, like... Is this Cecilia? Maybe, because I have this weird... Don't laugh, Rob. I'm not. I'm, like, I'm just not... I don't care. Don't say anything bad about Cecilia. I don't even care. I don't want to. Even if it was funny. I don't even care.
But I have this weird, like, connection. You care so much. Who's Cecilia? Oh, you don't know, Brad? No, I must have missed the memo. She's my guardian angel, Brad. I've had her since I was seven. Well, I've known about her since I was seven. She came to me in my sleep. I pray to Cecilia, and I pray to her every night, primarily about boys, because I don't want to bother, like, I don't want to, like, waste God's time with my stupid boy problems, so I pray to Cecilia, my guardian angel. Okay, because she's not quite as heavy as God. It's almost like she's my therapist, like she'll hear me kind of... She doesn't have as much going on. Right. I have a vibe that this ghost is friendly. I'm in. I mean, versus the alternative. Mm-hmm. I mean, right? Well, anyway, Rob is sorry. He won't do it again. He didn't realize. He thought everybody was having a good time. Well, we all were, and then I said something. And we totally were. But you know how I am, and, like, sometimes. Yeah, but it was just a joke at, like, 2.30 in the morning. Okay. Like. I'm just, you know, sometimes one thing can be said, and I'll snap. By the way. And that's what happens. Do you know, I'm going to say to people listening. What does it say? Put it up again. Leave her alone. Leave her alone. All right.
Leave her alone! Leave her alone! See the human! This conversation has the tenor of a husband and a wife, where the husband's just like... He's beating up. The husband's like... You know what? I won't do it again. He said he's not. You know what? No, I am. I was trying to have a good time. You are not. Listen, when you make fun of me and you belittle me and demean me, I was trying to have a good time. That's all. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. Okay, fine. I won't do it anymore. You know what? You win. You win, I lose. You win, I lose. I'm horrible. And you're not. You're an angel. You're my angel. Not even. Rob, if you think that I beat you up, you just gotta tell me how I'm expressing to you right now that it hurts my feelings when you do that. All you'd have to do is tell me if all the joking around I do with you really hurts your feelings. He's already... It's just called communication. I know, and I love you, and I'm so sorry. Baby.
Rob, what's it like having two girls in your life? Three, actually. Who's the third? Ashley. And then the baby's mama. That they're going halves on, right? I'm just checking. I got him to laugh. It's like shaking a rattle for a baby. That's the word on the street. That's what the kids are saying. Yeah, it is. What's it like, though, having two women in your life? Dude, I don't. I have one woman in my life. No, you don't. No, no, no, you don't. You know you got two women. You got to take care of what's at home, too. And it could be even more women if it's a girl baby. You know what's up. What are you talking about? He's got to take care of you. No, he does not. Oh, yes, he does. Really? If he doesn't give you enough attention. How? Really. You want to get into this? Really? Oh, I don't. That's so not true. What is going on? It's not true that if he doesn't give you enough attention, you get mad. This is the deal. It's not like that. It's like if it's... It is 100% like that. It is not. It is like he's... If I don't talk to him, like, on a daily basis, then I will... It's like I'm missing my best friend. It's like if I don't talk to Jessica or Megan on a daily basis. That's not what I'm talking about. It's the same thing. When you showed up at the bookends, I've had a ton of years. He didn't say hi to you right away.
He was being a jerk then