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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 21
2007
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The broadcast features several listener letters, including Daniel from San Marcos seeking advice on co-worker teasing and Scott in Kensington grappling with his fiancée's decision to hire a mariachi band for their non-Hispanic wedding, which prompts Eddie's controversial "wife whisperer" advice. Throughout the show, staff dynamics are highlighted as Fish (Boy Blunder) takes over the soundboard, playfully antagonizing Mike, and Zeth's unusual diet of only energy drinks is a running gag. Memorable segments include the "Wuss Rock Challenge" where staff sing lyrics to obscure songs, and "Boston Rob's Take On..." a rapid-fire segment revealing his quirky opinions and personal history as a lyricist. The show also features Sean singing his original songs, "Living on a Ranch" (about George W. Bush), an update on the Children's Hospital fundraiser, and a tease for the "Dumb Chick Challenge" with female P1s and staff.
What happened, in order
Co-worker Teasing & Eddie's Advice
Daniel from San Marcos writes in about co-workers teasing him over an injury, prompting Eddie's unhelpful "buck up" advice.
Mariachi Wedding Dilemma
Scott in Kensington seeks help after his non-Hispanic fiancée hires a mariachi band for their wedding, leading to Eddie's "wife whisperer" advice.
Fish Runs the Board
Boy Blunder, nicknamed Fish, takes over the soundboard, playfully taking shots at Mike and discussing his day off.
Zeth's Energy Drink Diet
The staff repeatedly comments on Zeth's unusual diet of only energy drinks and no food, leading to concerns about his health.
P1 Mob Scene Outside
A large crowd of P1 fans gathers outside the studio in the early morning, pressing against the glass like "zombies" and interacting with the hosts.
Eddie's Hall & Oates Dance
A 28-hour show tradition where Eddie is encouraged to perform a dance, including "the robot," to Hall & Oates music.
Wuss Rock Challenge
Staff members, including Sky, Eddie, Sean, Mike, Ashley, and Rob, participate in a game where they sing lyrics to obscure "wuss rock" songs.
Boston Rob's Take On...
Boston Rob shares his unique opinions on a rapid-fire series of random topics, revealing personal anecdotes and his past as a lyricist.
Sean's 'Living on a Ranch'
Sean performs his original song "Living on a Ranch," a repetitive tune about George W. Bush and his Crawford, Texas ranch.
Children's Hospital Fundraising Update
The show provides an update on their fundraising efforts for Children's Hospital, nearing their $15,000 goal.
Dumb Chick Challenge Intro
The hosts introduce the "Dumb Chick Challenge," a game where female P1s and staff members like Sky and Ashley will compete.
People mentioned
Daniel from San MarcosEddieScott in KensingtonSeanMikeSkyAshleyFish (Boy Blunder)ZethRob (Boston Rob)JayP1 NakiaP1 Slard (Red Bull Master)SarissaBig Al KahunaMike EsparzaP1 Online TruckerGeorge W. Bush
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Ever since then I've had really bad pains in that area. So much so that I haven't gone back to work. Now my wife is starting to tease me about it and the guys at work keep calling me during work hours making jokes. What can I do to make everyone back off? I'm getting really pissed and I fear I'm going to blow up at the wrong person. Please help Oracle. P1 Daniel from San Marcos. Eddie? Sounds like his co-workers aren't very sensitive. Dear boondock taints, I personally don't understand why you're so testy. You need to buck up, bro, and grow a pair. Or a new pair. I mean, I understand the people may be driving you nuts. But if it helps, just...
ball up your fists and get your kicks on a beanbag. Well... Now, one thing is for sure, if you do finally go back to work, this will all stop faster than you can say, you got kicked in the nuts, stupid. What? That's funny. Now, here's an ancient Chinese remedy that I've used before for things like this. Now, It requires two teabags and then hits a sack. What a help. Okay. That was awesome. Didn't help anything, to be honest. Very clever. Listen, I'm not Chinese. Our next letter reads, Need some serious help. Me and my fiancé are getting married next month, and I think she is losing it. She just hired a mariachi band to play at the wedding. We aren't even Hispanic.
I have no clue why she did this. I have nothing against mariachi music, but not for my wedding. I tried to reason with her last night, and she flipped out. I've let her do whatever she wants for the wedding, but this one, I have to put my foot down. I know you're getting married next year. What would you do? Signed, P1 Scott in Kensington. Eddie? Dear Joanie loves mariachi. Old school for you guys there. Yes. This is the best. She hired a mariachi band, and neither one of you guys are Hispanic. Did I get that correct? That is correct. Okay. And she doesn't get why you're upset? Right. I mean, why didn't she hire a German Oompa band? Or this guy? Oh. A monkey and have a Moroccan wedding, even though both of you are white. Sean did that. That's Sean's wedding. Sean, I'm sorry. Sean had the Moroccan wedding. Sean did that.
Sean did that. I'm so sorry. Sean, he apologizes. Anyway, back to the point. You have done something that we all as men do. You let your woman off the leash a little too much and now she's getting out of control. What? Excuse you? Listen, guys, some call me the wife whisperer. I don't believe anyone has ever called you that. My wife was for her. Now listen, this is what you need to do. You need to take control of your life back. The way to do that, you need to jerk that leash real tight and say, no! Stop! That doesn't work. Then rub her nose in the mariachi and spit your butt. Shut your mouth. This is common sense, guys. No, it's not. This is common sense. Glad I could help. Well, you didn't help anyone there. That was the wife whisperer. It's just common sense. It wasn't. Sky, can you... Shut your mouth. No, Sky. No, Mike, really. It was dedicated to you. I hated it. I want to return it. But, Sky... I want to rewind time and have this not happen. Jewish? Can't you hear it coming up Kung Fu Jewish Lane? It's a real street. No, it's not. In your neighborhood, it is...
Muzzletop, San Diego. How about that? Yeah, Blunder. That was brilliant. Yes. Blunder's running the board. Muzzletop. I'm eating tasty cake. San Diego. Yeah. The fish is in the house. I am. I am saying hello because Mikey asked me to run the board. And now I have to, like, bend over here to get to his microphone. Are you calling? Were you trying to just take a shot at Mike? Wow. That's really horrible. How is that a shot at Mike? Especially to a friend of yours. He gave you your career in radio. He pretty much handed it to you on a silver platter. And this is how you repay him. And you took it and you shoved it right back into his face. In the 20th hour, by the way, you take a shot. Well, this is when nobody's listening anyway. Blow, blow, bro. How you guys doing? You guys doing good? We're doing great. Outstanding. Oh, come on. Awesome. Come on, fish. You put us in a great mood. Yeah. Why are you coming? Ashley hates me now. I don't hate. I'm just keeping up for my boy Mike. She's mean. I am not mean. You are mean. You're wearing loafers. Yeah, you are a loafer. And I compliment it. What? Got you on that one. Yeah, that was the end of that. I mean, that doesn't even make. Deadener track, Sean. Good job. Thank you.
That's weird. Well, welcome back to the 28-Hour Show. Yeah, Fish, what's been your favorite part so far? So far, I have not heard a lot of the Mikey Show. Okay, well, that's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. So you hate all of us, not just Mike. Home. That's awesome. You're a horrible P1. Kind of taking naps, you know, relaxing. I had the day off today. Thanks to you guys. You're just rubbing it in, aren't you? A little bit. Why don't you just kick us when we're down? You know, I went to the beach earlier today. It was kind of cool. Aw. Because it was still kind of hot out today, and it was nice and everything. And there's a phone. Bear ate my face. No, the phones are brutal right now, dude. Really? What are they saying? Tasty Cakes? The phone's getting gnarly at this time. Yeah, see if anybody's saying anything, if they enjoyed the movies and whatnot. Yeah, we got a lot of late-night partiers who don't necessarily want to watch their mouths. Speaking of which, there's like 100 people up top with a 20-foot screen. I don't know if they're still up there, but they had a 20-foot movie screen, twice the size of the one we were watching off of. That's awesome. They had pickup trucks. They were just like...
raging up there. Wow. I heard so much laughter. Like, it was like a frat party up there. I'm going to go start a fight club. Really? No, you're not. No, I don't think that's a good idea, dude. But it was really, it's cool. Yeah. And they're being, like, they're being cool. They're being good. Yeah. They're just kicking it. I'm like the pimp of the fight club. They're all my fighting hoes. Do fight clubs really need pimps? Yeah. Why not? Everything needs a little bit of organization. Fair enough. All right, I'll give you that. Oh, by the way, Zeth is cracked out on only energy drinks. He has eaten nothing today. Not consumed one thing. Thank you. Zeth has not consumed one thing today. Thank you. That's not healthy, man. Talk about Rob's protein. And he's tweaking. He's on tweaking? No, no, no. Like crystal meth. You're telling me Zeth is on crystal meth right now. No, I'm just saying that he's, like, really hyper. Like, he's had a lot of energy. Yeah, totally. Look at him. He hasn't done meth. That's different than meth. Yeah. That's a little bit different. It's the meth talking. How you feeling, Eddie?
Tasty cakes? Eddie, don't let Fish run the board. Mike, put him in charge. Yeah. Mike, let him in charge. Welcome to Fish and Chips. Eddie, do something about this. This is not happening. Fish and Chips. Eddie, do something about this, please. Oh, boy, that was like a nightmare. What? Did I just wake up? In the longest few minutes of our lives, do something. Okay, I'm back. Eddie, don't look, but there's a mob scene moving in behind you. Oh, no. They're moving in like zombies. Dude, it's like Dawn of the Dead out there. That's so awesome. Seriously. Can you guys hear us? They have, like, radio out there, yeah. Oh, do they? You guys can hear us? Yeah, they can. We'll delay, but... Yeah. Wow. Did you like the movies? 16 seconds later, they'll say yes. Yeah, I'll wait. I got nothing better to do. We got plenty of time. Did you guys like the movies? Wow. Are they nodding? Yeah, which one was your favorite? I think you have to shoot them in the head. What? I thought it was a stake through the heart. No, no, no. Those are vampires. Yeah. So hard in my heart. Typical woman. So zombie is a... Why was she singing Quarter Flash, Sean? We were talking. We were singing. Huh? Sky, is it time for Hall & Oates? I think so. I think so. Let's do it. Eddie. Yeah. Yes. Yes, Eddie. Go. Go. This is a tradition. You're a genius.
This is a 28-hour show tradition. Jay, do you have this on tape? Roll the tape, Jay. Roll the tape. This is going to be the best hour. Yeah, roll the tape. That's what I'm saying, Sean. Roll that, baby. Roll the tape. That's what I'm saying, Sean. Come on, Eddie. Let's have it. Hey, are you ready? Shake your belly. Yes. Well, then do it. Lucy like this. Not good enough? How about this? Oh, not good enough? Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me. How about this? Give it to me. Oh, the robot. Yeah, I love it. You so have that handled. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh, yeah. You scared me. You are just precious. Oh, really? Come on, come on, come on. Give it to me. Let's have more. Let's have more. It's not good enough yet. Well, then, how about this? Oh, that key maker right here.
There's a money maker right here. So good. Oh, you're like, oh, that's too big of a hit. Yeah, what? What else you got? Dude, that's too big of a hit. Yeah, yeah, more obscure. Oh. You guys, Mikey's really tired, so you got to, like, scream at him when he comes in. Get in his face and dance, guy. Get in his face and just dance. Once he hears this, he'll be all in. Tell him to have his dance off. Recharge those batteries. Recharge it, Mike. This is Footloose revolutionized. Oh, yeah, that's good. Right? You're in. You're in. Yeah, that's good. That makes my dreams come true. Music to your ears right there. Oh, that's real sweet. It's the undead. They're, like, pressed up against the glass, dude. That's fantastic. That's weird. Right? That's fantastic. Hey, they know we're here, we're working, right? Yeah, and we're queer. Waving through the...
Rob. Yo. Who was, is that, was that Sarissa's cousin out there? Yeah, he's still here. Oh, no, he's in here. He's good, that kid was great. He was talking to, he was talking to Big Al Kahuna, and I was telling him, I love hearing the two of them talk, because they're both from Boston. And he goes, hey, what's the matter with your eye, kid? And he goes, oh, you know, I don't take very good care of my contacts. Oh, come on, what are you doing? You've got to pick Medicare and your contacts. What are you doing over here? That's terrible for you. Come on, don't do that. What are you doing? Hey, how about the song that Ashley's named after? Ashley Smiles. That was my traffic name when I did Traffic for the Jazz Station. Really? Yeah. Wow, that is dumb. What? Aw, I think it's cute. But I had a mug made that said Sarah Smiles with a Z on it, and I'd drink it when I did that. You're gay. That's cute. All these songs, mostly you probably already did them, right? You Make My Dreams Come True. Of course. We just rocked the house. Man Eater, I'm sure you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One on One, did you do that one? I knew. Ooh. Did you guys do I Can't Go For That? I think so. Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah. So good. Come on, Mike. That's for real. Get after it. Good stuff. Tasty cake. Tasty cake. All right, let's see.
Let's regroup, you guys. Yeah? Let's regroup. Let's form a group. Let's get this thing going. What kind of group? A boy band. Get this show on the road. 5701053. Love to talk to people. Yeah, did they like the movies or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have fun with the movies? Did you watch them with us? Space Boy says Top Gun was the best of all time. Really? So good. Space Boy, you thought so? Yes. That's awesome. Wow. That must be true. That's awesome. These guys heard them all, man. Sort of every one of them we've done. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, my name is P1 Nakia. Hi. How are you? Good. Good, good. I've been listening since 6 this morning. Wow. Are you serious? Yes. Did you take time off work? Yeah, I'm off till Monday. Nice. Holy moly. So you've been able to listen the whole time. Oh, yeah. This is my third year. Big time P1. Oh, that's awesome. And what did you think of the movies? Oh, I love them. They're hilarious. That's awesome. Did you watch them with us, or did you just listen? Oh, no, I watched them. I bought them. Oh, that's awesome. Wow. That's great. That's great. Sorry about Footloose. Anyone know where Sean is? Sean! He disappeared while we were all dancing. He snuck out. Well, I'm glad that you were enjoying the movies. Yeah. Yeah, I loved it, and I love you guys. I'm so nervous right now. Don't be nervous.
Hey, listen, I say, I think it's pretty awesome that you were able to stay up at 2 o'clock in the morning, because I'll tell you what, in about an hour, in about one hour, I will have been up for 24 hours. Oh, yeah, it's hard. I got up about 3.20 yesterday. What time do you guys get up? What time do you guys wake up? I got up about 3.45. Look at these crazy rascals. Yeah, I got up wrong. You did? Yeah. So we've all been up about 24 hours. Look at Smashley's here. Hi. Smash. She's such a savage. Hi, Jay. Jay, you've been here the whole time, huh? Crazy. Good eye. Unreal. Good eye. I'm sorry, dude. I'm punchy. He's got on his free Ramsey shirt. I'm hungry. He's the best. You know what, man? I was just thinking. We didn't eat that much during the day. Like, especially compared to other 28-hour shows. Yeah?
I ate a lot of that barbecue. It was good. It was good stuff, right? Seth has not eaten one thing today. That's dumb. Not one thing. And he's, like, whacked out on energy drinks. Why does he do that? Not one thing. He doesn't pay attention to us. He won't listen to us. He's young. Seth, why did you take that philosophy? I just didn't feel like eating any of the food. None of it really. None of it appealed to you? Yeah. Dude, that barbecue was so good. Dude, you're poor. Eat it. The barbecue was great. When they bring food, you gotta. You don't like barbecue food? Come on, Seth. That can't be true. I do. I just didn't feel like eating it today. Look in this bag that my wife packed for me. Okay. Look in there right now, because I know there's some sweet stuff you'll like. For sure. Fo' shizzy. Fo' shiz out. All right, so what are we doing? Let's get this. I'm going to give you a song that's going to make you guys. Hungry? Wanna stand up and dance? I'm already hungry. Okay. A hunger song. Give you some music you'll like. I got popcorn. Anybody want? Whoa. That's not a hunger song. How about this one? Ooh, no. How about this one? Let's cut somebody's ear off, man. Okay. I'm in the chair. Super 70s hour.
Get it! That's just good stuff. Right? Awesome. There's another one we tried last week, but we didn't get to get into it very much. Let's see. Play some Neil Diamond. Yeah, yeah, we will for sure. You better believe it. Hey, Eddie, you remember this song? Break it down. Oh, I love this. That's good. Who's that? You know that one, right? Sounds familiar. Well, you should play wuss rock right now. Yeah, well, just give me a minute. Give me a minute. We'll regroup and we'll do some fun stuff. Play some music I know. Come on, you don't know this, Ash? We've been traveling fast. Oh, I like it when you sing that. You know this one? Star.
Crusted says he's going to beat her at 3 a.m. Yes. No way. We'll see. He wasn't kidding. He'll do it. I believe him. He'll do it. He'll do it. He's a maniac. What? I can't begin to notice. Come on, Rob. Come on, Rob. I know this song. Dang it. The spring. Was it in the spring? Then spring became what? Then spring became the summer. That's right. Say it, Neil. Come on now. Touching hands. Everybody. Come on. You know the words. Touching me. Touching who? Touching you. Good. Pisser. Viva Pitch. Jimmy Phil and he's a tool. Yeah, he is. I fathered a baby.
Watch where you're looking at. What just happened? Come on now. What just happened? I don't know. What just happened? I thought we were having fun. Come on. Nah, dude. Come on. They won. They won. That's right. They did. Come on. Red Sox won tonight. More Neil Diamond. Let's see. What about Get Out of My Dreams? That song. You know that song? Thank you, Rob. Billy Ocean? Yes. You are weird. Billy Ocean. You got a lot of problems, kid. Yeah, but nobody wants to solve it. Hey, weren't we going to play? I thought we were going to play, like, what's wrong? That's what I was saying. Yeah, we were going to play what's wrong. That's what I said we should do. Let's do it right now. That's what I meant. Like, we should play, like, us. Okay, actually. That's what I meant when I said we're we. Wait, wait, wait. Let's take a call first. P1 Red Bull Master, are you there? Eddie. Yeah, I'm here. What's up, dude? Well, I'm P1 Slard, but out in the parking lot, they're calling me a Red Bull Master. Apparently, I brought too many of them. Nice.
I'm kind of curious as to why Sean is shaking. He's shaking like a dog crapping something bad. I don't know. Where's Sean? Twitching. He just got up from his chair. Oh, there he is. There he is. Yeah, he's right there. I wanted to say that, Skye, you look strangely hot in that sweatshirt. I don't know what it is. See, they're able to see us through the window. This is getting creepy. Thank you, yet kind of creepy when someone is outside staring at you from the window. They're literally, like, banging on my window, like, pressed up against it. And they're wearing a scream mask. It's just P1 fans in the parking lot. We're just out here having a good time. Nice, brother. We just wanted to connect with the folks doing the actual show, you know? There you go, dude. There you go, you guys. Let me get those people yelling and get them rowdy and let me hear them. Hold on, hold on. Oh, my God. That's in our parking lot. It's 2.27 in the morning, and we got a parking lot full of P1s. It's 3.30 in the morning, and there is a crowd. I'm telling you, dude, Sky cried her eyes out when one guy stayed with us the entire 20 hours. Andy, how dare you? You were crying with me. Sky cried the first year the 20-hour show that one guy did it, stayed with us the whole time. Well, he ate all the food.
And we both cried. Eddie started to cry. No way. Eddie cried? Eddie was the big crier. Shut up, Blunder. You don't know. Let me tell you what's amazing is that, you know, when we did start this thing five years ago in San Jose, you didn't have a parking lot full of people out there. No way. It just didn't happen. In fact, last year we had a few people out there. This year we have a lot of people out there. Who knows what it will be like in the years to come. But this thing is growing and growing. It just gets bigger and bigger. Hello? Somebody's calling a warm line. No, that was like a weird line. Not me. Just cut it out. On purpose. I didn't do anything. I saw you. I'm out of here, dude. Okay, stop. Seriously? Are you playing an effect? No, I saw... Eddie, I saw... I'm not doing anything. I saw him very slowly do something here. Shauna, you playing an effect? And then, bam, and it was louder than ever.
I saw you. Ash. This isn't cool. I'll go home right now. Ashley, you know what? I'm not lying to you. Yes, I do. I'm not lying to you. I swear to you. Come on. Ash, I swear to you. Because I'm believing you if you say you didn't. I'm telling you, I didn't touch anything. I swear to you. I didn't. I promise you. In fact, it's on tape. You should run it back. I didn't do anything. I swear with your mouth maybe you took a deep breath because remember how they were saying the deep breath will echo? I swear with your mouth? No. Jay, play the cake. I swear I didn't touch anything. I'm going to go home. I ain't even playing. Let's play Wuss Rock Jukebox. What's going on with Rob? I don't know. What's he saying? He's just, like, mumbling in there. This is what happens. Well, Rob took the wrong tactic. What? It's even worse than Zeth's. Zeth took a really bad tactic. Not eating. He didn't eat all day. Look at him now. He didn't eat all day. He's got a hunk of meat in his hands. Oh, my. That's repulsive. He used Lysol for deodorant earlier, and I was worried about that. I thought it was going to soak into his skin. It's going to get into his blood. I have deodorant, dude. I told him the same thing. Yeah, but I don't think it's going to work. It's the spray on kind. It does work. How do we play?
What's rock? How will we do this? Same way. Do it the same way? And the songs are up for you in the game page. All right, Sky, you start. Oh, no. Oh, my God. When the song stops, you start. And they're in light blue on the bottom. I mean, middle. Why are you so loud? They're in the middle of the page. In blue? Or red? They're in red. All right, you ready? You ready? Here we go, Sky. All right. Good, but I lost it somehow. In your face, Skye. Wow. In your face, Skye. In my face? Yeah. You killed it. Good job. You nailed it. But then why is it in my face? You know why. If I nail it. It's not all over. Don't act like you don't know. Who's next? Facial stuff. Did I win a prize? You won. Nice. Nice work. Thank you. Well done. I'll go. Eddie's next. Come on, Eddie. Give me a good one, dude. Eddie.
I know the whole thing. I realize that, but we don't need the whole thing. Bring it. Bring it. I realize that. What up? What up? What up? Sean, you're next. Let's go. Here we go, Sean. That was the bomb. Yeah. Whatever you do, I'll put the blame on you. Blame it all the way. Sean, almost high five. That was the close one. Very well done. Wow, we are killing it. Three for three. Mike, you are up. Come on, Mike. Duh. Watch her laugh. Again? Yeah. Again? Wow. Ashley, you're up. Oh, no, dude. Wow. Bravo. Yeah. Awesome. I'm so nervous. Bring it home, Robbie. You got it, dude. Come on. We're five for five, bro. Bring it home. Yeah. Yeah. Bring it. Bring it. I want Tom Cruise to me. You don't know the words. Take him off.
What? Good job. Those aren't the words? No, those aren't the words. Close up. I've always sung that. Of course you have. Anybody want to try another one? Anybody up for another one? I am. I don't know why. I want to hear Sean or Eddie or Mikey. I'll do it again. I don't care. Okay. Skye. Skye. This time, this time you cannot sing the real words. Oh, God. First your mom, then that. That was awesome. That was awesome stuff. You gotta do it, Mike. It feels good. It's refreshing. I have a lot of pressure. Oh, no. I'm all out of soap. I wish you would drop some.
You know what's funny. Shawnee, want to give it a try? Oh, yes. Who's going to dress like a panda? Oh, my God. Wow. I'm feeling it. And if I spread those broken legs, um... Oh, no. Oh, no. That got weird really quick. That got weird. Where's my volume? That really got really weird. Hit dump. Oh, what, what? No, not really. What? Don't say that. I thought we were all playing along. Hey, why don't you just scream bomb on a plane?
What the hell is the matter with you? Can I please have some volume for my kids? Dude, your thing is turned on. Turn the volume on, Sean. Turn the volume on. Where's your snare? Send them the link. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it, Sean. Hit it. How come your thing's not working? Why won't he hit it? It's K-O-Z San Diego hit it. Where's your snare? It's K-O-Z San Diego hit it. It's K-O-Z San Diego. Turn it up. I would love to. I would love to. I would love to. You've got to listen to Rob, dude. No. This guy is whacked out. I know. I tuned him out. I know. He's just mumbling like nonsense. It's great. Not nonsense. I'm not going to ever answer the phones again. No way. I love talking. It's too much fun. He's totally into it. I'm a talker. I am a talker. I am a talker now. I'm a talker. I'm a talker. I'm so happy. Mikey Show, hello. We need someone to stay at the house. Hello? I'll stay at the house. I'll stay at the house. Somebody should stay at the house. I'll be right over. I mean, it's just not safe otherwise. Hello? Hey. Hey. Say what? Who's this? This is Mikey. Yeah. No way, Mikey. Oh, no. Yep, yep, yep. That's what all the calls are right now. That's right. That's right. Everybody's up late. Look at this guy. He's broken legs.
Oh, my gosh. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Fried Chicken. Oh, Fried Chicken? Dude, well, hold on. Whoa, my mind... It's not you, Rob. It's not you. Oh, I'm losing... What is... Stop it. Stop it, dude. Stop it. This is his moment, and you're ruining it, Seth. Now, Boston Rob's take on Seth. He's ruining my moment, dude. Finally, it's like 3 in the morning on Tuesday or whatever day it is, and I just want to talk. That's all I want to do. Kevin Bacon wants to dance. I want to talk, and you're over there. Now, Boston Rob's take on sweatshirts with hoods. I love them. I love them. And you have to wear the hood up wherever you go. I rock the hood. It's a little more mysterious. What about zippers? No zippers? It depends what kind of mood you're in. What kind of mood would you have to be in for the hood, you know, for the sweatshirt, with the hood, with the zipper? With the zipper? Well, that's easier to come off in case you get in a fight or in case... What? What? Eddie? And now, Boston Rob's take on... Fruit you have to peel.
Now, do you mean peel by hand or peel with one of those metal peeler things? By hand. Fruit you peel by hand, don't really mind it. It's kind of a little challenge. You're working for your food. I understand that. With those peelers, get them away from me. I'm going to stab myself. Someone else is going to get stabbed. Things go wrong. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Luggage. It don't exist in my world, brother. I got a hobo bindle. Boston Rob's take on... Mouthwash. Mouthwash. Greatest thing in the world. I wish they all came in smaller bottles so you could just carry them with you whenever you need. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Wallets with chains. Ah, dude.
They work great like a weapon, but a lot of places won't let you bring them in anymore. And it kind of sucks. Now, Boston Rob's take on... Drive-in movie theaters. Oh, dude, if I could find one, I would take my girl on a date there so quick. Those things are not only romantic, but you can sneak a bunch of friends in for free. Now, Boston Rob's take on... Wine. Wine. Only by the box. I learned that from my teacher in college. You taught English? Stealing cable TV. Now, Boston Rob's take on... Notebook paper. Notebook paper. It's one of the greatest things. I keep a lot of my poetry and my songs on it. What? Now, Boston Rob's take on... Poetry and his songs. Well, before I moved out here, I was in like four different bands, and I have like eight notebooks at home. Doing what? I was a lyricist for a little while. I played drums. Lyricist? Yeah. Guy's got eight notebooks of lyrics. I think that's kind of an achievement. And I've been trying to write more and more, but once my dad passed, I stopped writing because I didn't want to let anything out. And I now have two different composition books where it's just scattered.
thoughts and it's it's real like you you'll see how my brain works it will be a section up in the corner like written across the lines and then i'll write like kind of diagonal way the other way it's crazy and now boston rob's take on liquid soap liquid soap now this invention i didn't understand for a while because you needed a fupa or whatever That's something different. Well, what is it called? Something different. But, dude, a little bit in the hands, a little bit in the hands, and you get the lather going, and it's almost better than the bar soap. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Electric razors. Electric razors. My father bought me my first one. He didn't show me how to shave, so I appreciate them. But they're not as good, and they're not as shorn, sheer, whatever the word is, as the triple blid. And now... And now, Boston Rob's take on... Your ex-girlfriend's parents. Oh, she was a sweetheart, but I don't think she liked me. Now, Boston Rob's take on... Vegetables. Vegetables, depends what kind. What are we talking? Green ones. Green ones? Everything's good but Brussels sprouts. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Smoothies. Smoothies from Jamba Juice.
You got to get them with five shots of protein, and you get the medium. Hold on, hold on. Check this out. You get the medium at Jamba Juice. Five shots of protein makes it a large, and you don't have to pay any more. They just have to put it in the big cup for you. Check that out. Check that out. And now, Boston Rob's take on tipping the pizza guy. Tipping the pizza guy. It depends. He makes it in there in time. He's going to get a couple bucks. He makes me wait. I don't know about that. Maybe he'll get some change. And now. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Feeding your dog scraps. I share apples with my dogs. Oh! The same apple. Yeah, let my dog eat the apple out of my hand. Dude, it licks its own butt. Yeah, but not right before it eats, I make sure. Sometimes it does right before it eats. No, it doesn't. That is horrendous. No, it doesn't. It's a dog. We realized a long time ago that Boston Rob has kind of an interesting take. On just about everything. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Marionettes. Dude, they scare the hell out of me. And the people that are behind them, even scarier. And now, Boston Rob's take on... Small portion sizes. What's up with that? What's up with that? Now, Boston Rob's take on... Frozen dinners. Dude.
There was a time in my life where if those weren't around, I probably would have died. And now, and now, Boston Rob's take on. Thimbles. Thimbles? I honestly, I didn't know what they were for a long time until my mom explained that to me. I thought if you got enough of them, they protected your fingers when you left one out. Boston Rob's take on. I don't know. I'm out of my days. Holy cow. I could do that for hours. I'm telling you, man. He's an interesting guy. Come over. We'll have some tea sometime. Tea? He's not kidding, I bet. I love tea. I bet he's not kidding. Iced tea. Tea is my favorite drink.
It's the greatest. He's going to be the most interesting grandfather. Very wise. He'll be very wise. Yeah, his grandkids will love him. Lots of advice. You know, he's going to be, you know, strange old Grandpa Rob with the tattoos. Yeah. With that wrinkly Boston tattoo. That's right. Now it says Floston. Buttons. Now it says Buttons. Is that a Boston? Oh, that's awesome. Oh, man. Mikey Show, hello. Hello? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, this is P1 Online Trucker. What's up, dude? Not much, man. I just wanted to make a comment about the movie. Okay, go ahead. What I just wanted to say, I couldn't watch them because I'm driving all night long, but the commentary was awesome, and I especially love the obscure Goonie references. The obscure Goonie references. Yeah, the chunk references. Those are classic. That's great, dude. Thank you for the call. You guys are helping me stay awake, and normally about this time of the morning, I'm dead tired, but you guys are definitely helping me stay awake all night. That's how we're feeling right now. Yeah, you help us stay awake. Thank you. All right, thanks, man. I'm telling you. What would you guys think of maybe going home? Okay. Okay. I like it, Mike. My guys already started. What if next year we did three movies?
Got nothing else going on. Let's just do movies. People love the movies in the middle of the night, you know? I mean, otherwise, we're just sitting here just kind of doing our thing, which is fun, too. But, you know, if we did the movies, the movies are fun. Yeah. They're funny. I like the movie. I like the magic of the movies. Okay. Hey, Sean, you still have all these audio clips? Yeah. Oh, no. What happened? Meltdown. Meltdown. What happened? What is going on? Not good. I don't know what's going on with this. Hey, Sean, Sean, I just want to let you know, bro, that no matter what you say next, it's not going to affect. Shut up. It's not going to affect our friendship with you. You suck. Like, we like you, bro, no matter if those things work or not. We love you, actually. And I can tell by the way you're acting. You're concerned we're never going to talk to you again. Sean.
The show is sinking faster than La Jolla. Come on, Sean. Too early? Sound effects. Come on, sound effects. Sound effects. Hey, Sean. Hey, Sean. I'm going to fix it right now. All right, Sean. If you can't give us any sound effects, I want you to sing us some of your original pieces. Some of your original songs. One or the other. Some of your original songs. I'll fix it. Now, come on, dude. Sing. An original. Original song. Sing legs. Legs. Oh, no. Oh, come on. I'm not doing any of that crap. Come on, Sean. Legs is the bomb. Ash and Rob. Ashley and Rob, you guys would have loved his original. He would make up songs. He would make up songs. I want to hear it. And they were funny. Yeah. Sky, how did Legs go? Oh, there you are, Sean. Oh, Diet Fish is the bomb.
Diet fish. Living on a ranch. Diet fish. First of all, it's like. Diet fish. It was like, you know, one of those spur-of-the-moment things. It wasn't like something that I had made up when I was performing for you. No, no, no. But you still remember the words, right? Something I had rehearsed before. You know diet, bitch. And suddenly, you know, sprung it on you guys. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Now, living on a ranch. I know that one. That one's about George Bush. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. We should do, wait, wait, wait. We should do, like, storytellers. Huh? Isn't that what it's called on VH1? VH1 Storytellers, yeah. So, Sean, tell us what Living on a Ranch is. Living on a Ranch is a song about George W. Bush. Okay. The little one. The little one, okay. The baby. And it's about him and his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Right. Okay. And it goes a little something like this.
Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. Living on a ranch. That's it. That was genius. Classic. Classic. Here's a little iambic pentameter in there to spice it up a little bit. Iambic pentameter. Oh, you shut up, Bob Buttons. Bob Buttons. New song, Bob Buttons. Mikey in the back. Oh, oh, yeah. Mikey in the back. Mexican guy in the back. Thank you. My name is Mike. And I'm from Gilroy, California. And I was always a big fan of the song Legs, and I wanted to know what it was about and how you came up with it. Actually, Legs was an original piece, but it was not by me. It was not my song. You just covered it. No, I did not cover it. It was an original performance by Mike. Mike? Yeah. Mike who? Mike Esparza.
Was it in Las Vegas? Yes. Uh-oh. It was not my song. Oh. A lot of people attribute that song to me. Oh, yeah. A lot of people do? A lot of people do, and they ask me to sing it, but I have to disappoint them and tell them that it wasn't actually me. Well, maybe I can sing it, but I don't remember how it went, really. Somehow, legs are meant for walking. Sean, you should sing it. I wonder if I still have it. Do you? I might. Oh, my God. What was his other one, Sky? Diet Fish. Diet Fish. Yeah, that was like the hit. Diet Fish was the greatest. Well, we used to call Boy Blunder Fish because we went from calling him Boy Blunder to Foy Flounder. And then because we were calling him Flounder, that was a fish, and that evolved into fish. And so one day, Sean just started singing Diet Fish. Yeah, I don't remember how that one goes, though. Sky, do you remember? Diet Fish. Diet Fish. Eddie, do you remember? I don't remember. Diet Fish. I'm trying to find it in the system. Diet Fish is Diet Fish. Great song. Should have recorded them all, man. Put some percussion to them and the whole thing. Been awesome. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, me and three of my friends are on our way there right now. Everybody's coming down, man.
Yeah, this is great. Usually I have to go to class at 6 in the morning, but, dude, one time a year I'm on my way there, dude. There you go, man. We are at 9660 Granite Ridge Drive, and there's pretty much hundreds of people tailgating up above and back of the building in the upper section of the parking lot, just tailgating, having a good time. Upper deck. Hanging out with each other. Mikey Show. Hey, I got a... 28-hour story I'd like to share with everybody. Love to hear it. Awesome, awesome. Yeah, like two years ago, you're doing the 28-hour show. Two weeks prior to that, I had reconstructive jaw surgery. My jaw's completely wired shut. I'm stuck at home. I'm completely alone. And, you know, I look forward to hearing you guys in the morning and being able to hear you guys all day. Wow.
Same thing. I'm all alone. There's no one really coming to visit me. And it was like having a friend around, and it was awesome. That's awesome. This year, I took two days. I was like, yeah, I'm going to be able to take part in everything. It would be awesome. I wanted to come down to the studio. I took both my sick days off today and tomorrow. I go to start my car today. Ignition won't turn over. Like, I am so bummed, but still. I'm here at the house. You still got the show, bro. That's all that matters. You still got the show. You guys keep it up. Thank you, dude. By the way, I want to give you an update on Children's Hospital. Yeah. How we doing? What's going on? The Mikey Show, $13,885. That is so cool. And that is without the auction items. That is so cool. It doesn't include the auction items. Our goal was $15,000. Nice. So between now and 10 a.m., hopefully we get it done. Guys, we are well, well beyond the halfway point for the 28-hour show. Home stretch. Good. No, home stretch. We got this. We're well beyond the halfway point. It went faster this year for me. I'm tired, but it went faster. Well, there's so much. Like, it was just jam-packed. Like, this has probably been the first time we've actually had semi, like, kind of dead time where we can just kind of do whatever, you know. It's been packed.
If you had to add up all of the hours that we've spent in each other's company, it's a lot of hours. It sure is. Yeah. We know each other pretty well. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Mikey Show. Hey, what's going on, B-Rob? Yo. Hey, I just thought you guys know I was out. I'm working at Pechanga Graveyard, right? So I'm totally pissed off. I had to come into work. I've been listening to you guys all day. I come into work. I've been coming back and forth. That's awesome. That's awesome. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Why don't we reach into the topic jar? Okay. Sure. We haven't reached into the topic jar. We got a jar here full of topics. Can we hear the song real quick? Sean found it. Oh, you found, which one did you find? Legs. Let me hear legs. Here we go. That's pretty much it. Yeah, it was, yeah, it was audience legs. That's right. It was audience legs. Shut up. That's funny. What song was that? Set it off. Set it off. Yeah. Set it off. You were just doing that for fun.
Yeah. He was walking with his legs. He was walking with his legs. That rhymed with A. Wow. Love it. Love it. All right. All right, you ready for this one? Yeah, what do we got? Yeah, what is it? The topic in the topic jar is... Let's legalize it. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 3 a.m. and 4 a.m. Hey, Eddie's saying that the P1s are mad that we haven't done Dumb Chick yet. Oh. So why don't we... How do you know that? I have email. Okay. Then let's put off the topic jar. Awesome. Great. You don't have that. I do. Yeah. Only like real rich people have email. It just came in. It just got installed. Yeah. I'm helping. My favorite song. What do you got for me there, buddy? Oats. Oats is looking for... Oats. Oats. Ertz. Oats was well. No, but he's like...
We're looking around frantically. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Here you go. Frantically. He's Oats. He's Oats. He's Oats. He's got a shaved head. He's really dumb. Oh, Shawnee. Shawnee. That was way overboard. Well, you said it. I know. Are you guys ready to play a game called the Dumb Chick Challenge? Son of a... I say we play a game called the Dumb Chick Challenge. I say you're right. In white on the front. Let's do it right now. Come on. In what may prove to be a veritable inudal exercise in the substantiation of mental acumen, The Mikey Show presents a somewhat gelastic moiety called The Dumb Chick Challenge. You're a citizen. Come on, Ashley. We need people to call. I love it, Sean. Maybe Ashley gets smarter the more tired she is. Okay, let's see. It could be. That'd be cool. It could be. Very possible. She'll forget how dumb she is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we need one chick to play in the audience. We need a female P1. 570-1053. I need a female P1, and then I need two other people that would pick Sky and Ashley. We need three dumb chicks. Oh, by the way, later in the show, and by later I mean like 8 o'clock in the morning, we're going to be doing...
The mom chick challenge. And it's going to be everybody's moms. It's going to be Skye's mom. Why are you squinting and shaking your head? I wonder what she's going to talk about this time. I can't wait. Scandal. Also Ashley's mom. Maybe she can talk about me having sex or something. My mom's smart. And then Rob's mom. My mom's a teacher. Rob's mom is going to play the mom chick challenge. Cheers. I don't know. I ain't talked to my mom. It's so long. You didn't call her? You didn't talk to her. No, remember I asked Eddie, like, what time do we know? It's going to be tough. And remember I told you?