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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 24
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Relationship adviceDog training methodsListener emailsRadio gamesCelebrity impersonationsShow exhaustionHumor and banterControversial opinionsradio showmorning showlive broadcastlistener calls
The show features a segment where Sky shares a list of things men shouldn't ask their girlfriends, leading to humorous discussion. Later, listener emails spark a debate about Ashley's controversial dog training method using vinegar, with Shawnee confirming it's an outdated and harmful technique. The bulk of the broadcast is dedicated to the 'Mikey Show Newlywed Game,' where three couples (Eddie & Skye, Mikey & Ashley, Zeth & Rob) answer questions about each other, with Eddie and Skye consistently getting answers correct. The game is frequently interrupted by a recurring George Takai impersonation, who makes inappropriate jokes, sings songs, and eventually gets asked to leave after a plug for his show 'Heroes'.
What happened, in order
Things Not to Ask Your Girlfriend
Sky shares a list of ten questions or statements men should avoid asking their girlfriends, including 'What's for dinner?' and 'Are you wearing that?'
Listener Emails & Ashley's Dog Training
The hosts read listener emails, one of which praises Ashley but criticizes her method of training a puppy with vinegar, calling it the 'worst possible way'.
Debate on Vinegar Dog Training
Shawnee confirms that spraying dogs with vinegar is an outdated punishment, not a training technique, and reinforces negative behavior, leading to comparisons to Michael Vick.
P1 Fuzzy Wuzzy & Newlywed Game Idea
Caller P1 Fuzzy Wuzzy, also named Mikey, expresses exhaustion from the 28-hour show and suggests playing the 'Mikey Show Newlywed Game' to energize everyone.
Newlywed Game Setup & Couples
Sean sets up the Newlywed Game with three couples: Eddie & Skye, Mikey & Ashley, and Zeth & Rob, and they humorously discuss the 'dominant' partner in Zeth and Rob's pairing.
Newlywed Game: Favorite Melon
The first question of the Newlywed Game asks partners to guess each other's favorite kind of melon, with all three couples correctly answering 'watermelon'.
Newlywed Game: Scared to Death Of
The second question asks what their partner thinks they are 'scared to death of', leading to varied and sometimes mismatched answers like 'flying' vs. 'panties' and 'height' vs. 'driving on bridges'.
Newlywed Game: Apology Due
The third question focuses on what their partner thinks they are still waiting for an apology for, revealing relationship dynamics such as 'fantasy football draft' arguments and 'telling me how to do my job'.
Newlywed Game: Childhood Teasing
The fourth question asks what their partner would say they were most teased about as a child, with answers including 'nappy hair', 'pigeon-toed', and 'height'.
Newlywed Game: Partner's Disinterest
The final question for the men asks what their partner is interested in that they 'couldn't care less about', with answers ranging from 'MTV' to 'Boston sports' and 'cats'.
George Takai's Interruption & Heroin Jokes
A George Takai impersonator repeatedly interrupts the show with bizarre requests, including asking for coffee, then heroin, and making inappropriate jokes.
George Takai Sings Avril Lavigne
The George Takai impersonator sings Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend' and later a Kanye West song, further disrupting the show with his off-kilter humor.
George Takai's Exit & Cheap Plug
After continuous interruptions and inappropriate comments, the George Takai impersonator is asked to leave but manages to get in a plug for his show 'Heroes' before exiting.
Newlywed Game: Stupid Questions/Answers/Problems
The game resumes with a question for the women, asking what their partner would say they come up with more of: 'stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid problems', causing confusion due to the complex phrasing.
Newlywed Game: Warning Label
The final question for the women asks what warning label their partner would say they would have if they were a product, leading to creative answers like 'do not take with alcohol' and 'may cry on contact'.
People mentioned
SkyRobAshleyShawneeP1NY JewP1KCRMikeyP1 Fuzzy WuzzyEddieZethSeanP1 GunslingerP1 Drill InstructorP1 SainsawGeorge TakaiSammy SosaJayRebecca
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Sky gave me a list of ten things not to ask your girlfriend. Oh, yeah, here we go. What's for dinner? Yeah. Don't ask that. I don't like it. You do the dishes. Don't ask that. It's not on the list. That's not a question. Yeah. That's a question. It's a dumb one. Let me ask that. Make me a sandwich. That's a statement. Can I borrow some money is a bad one. Yeah, that is... Horrible. Rob asks it all the time. Will you pick me up from court? How many guys have you slept with? Will you stay with me if I get locked up? Will you stay with me if I get someone pregnant? Here's one. They also don't like it when you say, are you wearing that? They don't like it when you say...
Don't you ever just want to start over somewhere new? They don't like it when you... No. They're eject. Eject. They don't like it when you ask, why don't you join the gym? Oh. They don't? Wow. They don't like it when you ask, are you PMSing? They don't like it when you say, are you sure you need seconds? Wouldn't you rather have a salad? They don't like it when you ask, why do you have to be such a bee? That's a list. Why are you the way that you are? That's a list. And just read it. Fiend. I love that list. That is a great list. That's my list. That's a far out list, bro. That is a far out list, Jen. That is a far out list, Jen. Yo, I beg you to get me emails.
Oh, I just printed a bunch out. You didn't get those? No, I'm for real. I know you are. Did you not get those? Yeah, I just read them on the air. Oh, really? I got a couple more. There we go. Someone open the window so the friendly ghost can get out is an email I just got. Oh. From P1NY Jew. P1KCR says, Sexy and dumb has always sold well. No wonder Ashley's on the show. She embodies it perfectly. The other morning, everyone was teasing her about spraying a dog with vinegar. The whole bit made me laugh out loud. Laugh out loud. Laugh out loud. Laugh out loud. About 30 seconds of Googling, I learned that this is the worst possible way to train a puppy. Oh, no. That's not true. They sent the link. They sent the link. Oh, yeah, Google.
She is horrendous, bro. I haven't been a trainer for 17 years. So people have been killing their dogs with vinegar. When I was in sixth grade, I got paid to train dogs. You just killed a dog. It doesn't, it's half vinegar, half water. Check this out. Whatever. www.clickertraining.com Yeah, the clicker is better. Slash node. N-O-D-E slash 59. I hope you managed to transform the salad dog bit into a reoccurring insult during the 28-hour show. Your show is such a perfect fit for your demographic, and we are only getting older. The days are truly... I don't want to say that. Oh, wow. Good luck. Truly love the show, P1KCR. What'd you find, Shawnee?
Well, it says that, you know, it's a punishment. It's not for training. And it is an outdated technique. Why do you do that doggy salad thing? It reinforces negative behavior in the dog. She says vinegar and oil. And causes the dog. You only have. Can I finish? And causes the dog to have a negative disposition. Croutons. Okay, then it's bad for you to call your cats by regular names because it's misleading. What the hell are you talking about? In fact, it goes on to say that this particular person wrote a piece on it about how it was outdated 10 years ago. She's revisiting a 10-year-old article saying it was outdated. Wow. Dog killer. Stop. You're like Michael Vick. Don't make a salad. Big time. No, it's only if they bark and they won't stop barking and you spray once and you correct and then you praise. You actually want to encourage positive reinforcement. What you do is you yell at them and then you kiss them. No, and then when they're quiet for like three minutes, then you give them a treat. It's called classic abuser syndrome. You just made that up. Yes, I did. That is classic. I made it up. That is classic abuser. Stop making stuff up, Sean. Yes.
Let's take some phone calls. Bad dog. Mikey Show. Good live you. Mikey Show. Hello? Yes. Hi, Mikey. How are you doing today? I'm doing good. You having a good morning? I don't know about that. I just wanted to call in to say that I'm supporting everyone and everything you guys are doing. I support Sean being a fur. I support Ashley being smart. I support Skye spray canning urine on herself if he wants to. I support Eddie just doing what Eddie does. And I support Rob. Hopefully he's not that girl's father. Thank you. You're a good person. All right. You have a good one, Mikey. You're a good guy. All right. Bye-bye. That's a guy that just supports, man. I love that guy. He says, listen, you know, there's a lot of haters out there. Not me. It's a P1 support system. Mikey Show. It's Mikey? Yes, it is. It is P1 Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Cruising down the street with my furry suit right now. I just wanted to check in on you guys and see how you guys are doing. You know what, man? I'm starting to really hit a wall. Yeah? Yeah, it's 5 a.m. I'm starting to really hit a wall. It's hard right now. This is a very difficult time. It's hard to focus. Very hard to focus. It's very difficult to stay awake. Very sleepy. Feel like sleep would be really nice. Very difficult at this time. My eyes are droopy. Everything in my system is screaming out to go to bed. So this is a tough time. And what I mean by that, it being tough, is it's very hard to stay entertaining in that frame of mind. I got a fun game we can play. What? I'm glad I get to work in the last four hours, five hours of you guys' show. It should be pretty interesting. Awesome. Thank you, bro. What, Eddie? We've got a fun game we can play that will kind of wake us up a little bit. What can we play? Let's do it. Let's play a game. The Mikey Show Newlywed Game. Oh, let's do that. Yes. Let's play that. That will wake us up. That's a great idea. Let's play that. Let's play the Mikey Show Newlywed Game. And, Sean, you are the host. Ladies and gentlemen. With your host. Chunky. Chunky. We have questions. Yes.
That was so weird. He normally only does that in a Chinese restaurant, but he's not here today. I did it in a Japanese restaurant. Oh, was it Japanese? Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. That makes it okay. I got it wrong. And racist to do it in a Chinese restaurant. All right. So we've got our couples here today. Yep. Let's give you guys some numbers here. The couples are. All right, go ahead, please. Eddie and Skye, me and Ashley, Zeth and Rob. Yeah. Okay, couple number one, Eddie and Skye. Who's the dominant in the Zeth and Rob? Who's going to play the woman? Who's the dominant one, Rob? Whatever, first of all. What? Bad question. What? Did he just, he doesn't know what we were, he didn't mess out with her. He was making fun of me. We're not making fun, we were asking. Wake up, sweetie. I'm awake. In your guys' relationship, who's dominant? Who's the submissive? Who's the, you know, who's top, who's bottom? I could tell by that look at Seth. Wow. He's the dominant.
Way to go, Seth. Is it one of those, you know, is that the way or the highway? Rob's not even looking over here. What is he doing? I don't know. I don't know. Talk about a crash job. I know it's a crash job. Dude, you're like 9-11 right now. Crashing all over the place. All right, let's play some newlywed games. Yeah, this will be fun. Let's go ahead and play. Here we go. Here we go. We're ready to go? Yes. All right. Question number one. Now, who's, are we? Do we have to leave the room? No, no, no. We'll do it like we did. Just write it down. We're going to do the same thing? Same thing, but hide your answers. Okay. Now, man answering first? Yes, we're going to go gentleman first. Okay, come on, Scott. Gentleman's choice. Hey, wake up. Yeah. Gentleman's choice. I'm good. I want to win this. Pick a horse? Pick a horse. Pick a horse right now. 570-1053. I feel awake already. That was huge. Yeah, what couple do you want to hitch your wagon on? Do you want to hitch it on Sky and Eddie? who, in a very creepy way, know each other better than anybody in the world. Don't say that. It's true, though. It's so weird. It's really weird. No, I don't want it. Me and Ashley or Zethi and Oates and Rob. 570-1053. Call me right now. Who's the dominant? Yeah, who's the dominant one, Rob?
It's got to be Zeth. It's Zeth. I get it. Zeth is way taller. P1 Gunsling? Way taller. I started my noisy diesel truck, and I didn't want that to feed back through the phone. Hey, who do you want, man? You. All right, you got me and Ashley. Hang on a minute. You hang on there, buddy. P1 Drill Instructor is on the line. Are you there, Drill Instructor? Yes. What couple do you want to select? I want Skye and Eddie. What up? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay, man, you got Skye and Eddie. Hang on the line. What's Susam? CSUSM, dude. What is that? Cal State San Marcos. It doesn't say Cal State San Marcos. Cal University. P1 Sainsaw is on the line. Are you there, Sainsaw? What's going on, people? Not too much, dude. You got Zethian 8. Susam. And Boston Rob. Hang on a line. Hang on a line. They're lovers. All right, let's play this newlywed game. I am alert and ready to go. Who's the dominant? Zethi and Oates. All right. Okay, gentlemen, here we go with question number one. I'm ready. What will your partner say is his or her favorite kind of melon? So her favorite kind? Yes.
What will your partner say is his or her favorite kind of melon? What, Rob? Am I writing my answer down? No, you're the girl. You're the girl. Look at how small you are, dude. You're built like that chick in Footloose. Yeah, we're both supposed to write down an answer, right? No, she'll answer it, and then we hold up our cards. Just like we did with the mom thing. Just the mom thing. Right, so we write it down. Yeah, the boy. Did that just happen? I think so. Okay. You're done? Seth is done? Mike? Mm-hmm. All right, so we're going to go to couple number one, Eddie and Skye. Eddie, what will Skye say is her favorite kind of melon? Well, I got answers. Or Skye, yeah, go ahead. I will say watermelon. And Eddie said watermelon. All right. Excellent. I don't want to know her. We can put it on the board. Yeah, put it on the board. Yeah, we put it on the board. Put it on that board.
All right, couple number two, Mikey and Ashley. Ashley, your favorite kind of melon. Go ahead. Watermelon. I know my girl. Mike said watermelon. Yeah, yeah, dog. You can put it on the board. Yeah, dog. All right, and couple number three, Rob and Seth. Rob, what is your favorite kind of melon? Watermelon. And Seth said? Watermelon. Watermelon. Lovers. Lovers. Okay. I hope this will never end, hee hee. Laugh out loud. This one again goes for the gentleman. Oh, I'm ready. Gentleman's choice. How will your partner say you would complete this sentence? Okay, so this is what? This is you talking. This is me talking. This is you talking. And Ashley's going to say, I'll complete it like this. This is you talking about? Your partner. I'm talking about my partner. I think it's a riot that he or she is really scared to death of blank. Oh. Hmm. This is you speaking, gents. I think it's a riot that he or she is really scared to death of blank. You think it's a riot that your partner is scared to death of blank.
Everybody have their answers done? All right, go to couple number two. I don't have my answer. I'm thinking. Oh, man. I don't know. I'm thinking. I have to decide. It's not that difficult. I have to decide. You think it's funny that she's scared to death of? We're going to start with couple number two, Mikey and Ashley. Ashley, what will you say that Mikey thinks is a riot that you're scared to death of? Flying. Flying. Your answer was... Panties. Panties.
She doesn't wear them, but that doesn't mean she's scared to death. It is a good point. I say you give it to them. It's the same thing. It's the same thing, right? Mikey, get real. Like flying in panties. All right. This is in a bit. Come on. I want to win. I do, too. I forgot. Give it to them. I'm tired. I'm tired. No, wake the hell up. Couple number three, Rob and Seth. Rob, this is your partner speaking. Yes. I think it's a riot. That he's really scared to death of... The Yankees. The Yankees. Women. I didn't say that. I just, I said that. That was me. That was me. I'm going to say height. What? Height? Height. Height. So teeny. Is that why you stayed that way? Zeph, your answer was? To be close to the ground. I cannot read it. Hold that up. Driving on bridges. Driving on bridges. Driving on bridges. That's actually a good answer. That's heights. It's not high. Not specifically. That's the reason why bridges are high up. God. Got to be more specific. I'd award it to him. No, they're not eating that. He thought panties and queens were the same thing. They are. They are not. I get it. Couple number one, Eddie and Skye. Bunch of crackheads. Skye, this is your partner speaking. I think it's a riot that he's really scared to death of what?
Oh, gosh. See, I keep going back and forth. You guys are married. I want to say mustard, but I'm not, like, scared to death of it. I just hate it. Oh, I know your ears, this guy. So I'm going to say being folded into a couch. And Eddie said confined spaces. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I'd say that's it. Yes. Confined space, all right. All right. You can put it on the board. Yeah, Eddie and Skye so far in the lead. And you can put it on the board. We are putting it on the board. Do we just want to go? Put it on the board. Why is he in here? Hey, yes. What do you want? Oh, I was just saying. Yeah, but we're in the middle of a game. You've been MIA for like six hours. Would you all like to see my newly pierced nipples? No, no way. Definitely not. No way, we're in the middle of a game. No, thank you. At my age. Moving on. No, thank you. I believe it's very brave. No, it's not. It's creepy. It's really creepy.
They're infected. Okay, next question. Sean, next question. All right, Sean. Next question, again, for the gentleman. Too far. Listen carefully. Gentleman's choice. What will your partner say is the one thing that he or she did recently that you're still waiting for an apology for? Oh, damn it. Oh. Is everything an answer? Can you repeat the question, please? What will your partner say is the one thing that he or she recently did that you're still waiting for an apology for? I'm actually Filipino. No, you're not. I'm just kidding. I know. That's not funny, though. I'm just kidding. That's not funny, though. I didn't mean it to be funny. It was just a joke. Will you just write down the answer? I'm done with mine. Oh, really, Takai? Well, yes. Who's your partner? Who's my partner? His name is Jim. All right. Seth, are you ready? All right. We're going to start with couple number three, Rob and Seth. This is going to be interesting. You know, water can have calories, depending. What will your partner say is the one thing that you recently did that you're still waiting for an apology for? I'm going to say nothing. Your answer is nothing.
Well, that's not the way Zeth sees it. Zeth says, freaking out at the fantasy football draft. I agree with that. I agree with that. Great answer. Rob, get in the game, dude. An apology. Good job, Zeth. Good job, Zeth. Ridiculous. All right, couple number one. Ridiculous. Eddie and Sky. Sky, what is the one thing that you're still waiting for an apology for? Are you just talking to her and telling her something? No, I wasn't. I mean, I want to say for him yelling at me, but I don't know if that's too vague of an answer. It's the other way around, Google. Oh, wait, I need to apologize to you for something? Yes. Oh, for the hot button of being a control freak and getting all up in your business and whatever. And he said, telling me how to do my job. She does tell him how to do his job. Well, I don't tell him. I just remind. Quite often she does. I just remind people of things. He's a professional, though. But I remind people. All the time. Did we not get a point for that? Beam me up. I did not give you a point for it. We get a point for that. Scotty or Fatty? No way. Takai. Beam me up, Fatty. Hey, Takai. Weird. Yes. Were Eddie and I talking about the same thing?
Oh, absolutely. Okay, very good. Put it on the board. You two know each other better than your spouses do. Get out of here, George Takai. Oh, my goodness, it's 5.23. I've got to begin the Stern Show in a couple of minutes. You're the Stern Show? Yes, I'm the announcer. You are? Well, how long have you been doing this? Why are you on our show, then? Since the change to Sirius. Oh, are you liking it there? I love it. I love it. It's a wonderful atmosphere to work in, especially as a gay man. Oh, really? Well, that's cool. I mean, do you, like, record your parts, or do you do them live every day? Do I record my parts? No, I keep them in my trousers. George. That was a joke. That was a joke. It was a fine joke. You're such a joker, George Takai. You want to know who's handsome? No. Yes. Bud ceiling. No. I disagree. That's disgusting. I disagree. No, no. He's my age. We both are into the oldies. Stop it. Sock hop. Get out of here. All right. That's what we call it. Okay. Couple number two, Mike and Ashley. Ashley, what is the one thing?
that you recently did that Mike is still waiting for an apology for? Oh. Nothing, really. Are you joking? Nothing. Recently? You couldn't think of one thing. I couldn't think of anything. Nothing. Recently? Okay, the answer's nothing. I mean, if you want to take it a year back, I could have a whole list for you. Did you put nothing? No. But recently? Oh, what did you put? I put flipping out on Rob. Oh, flipping out on Rob. That's different. Switch. That is a zero. I was going to go half and half. We can switch it up. We'll go half and half. Go halves on a baby. Again, for the gentlemen, question number four. What will your partner say he or she was most teased about as a little kid? What will your partner say he or she... was most teased about as a little kid? So I have to... Your partner, what was she teased about as a little kid? Mm-hmm. I've got mine written down. You ready? Everyone's set. All right. Couple number one, Eddie and Skye. Eddie, what... Selling drugs. Skye, what will Eddie say you were most teased about as a little kid? Sensitive skin. Sensitive skin.
That's funny. My gobs and gobs of money. Being white. My mini white servants. Two things come to mind. I kind of was teased a little bit because I was flat-chested. I was a late bloomer. I was a late bloomer. But I think I've talked more with Eddie about being teased about my nappy hair. Teased about your nappy hair. And Eddie said, oh, your hair. Wow. You wouldn't be able to do this with your own wives and husbands. Not this well. It's crazy. We haven't missed one. We haven't missed one. Couple number two, Mikey and Ashley. Ashley, what will Mike say you were most teased about as a little kid? Being pigeon-toed. Being pigeon-toed. Mike, your answer is being pigeon-toed.
On the board. On the board. Yes. Couple number three, Rob and Zeth. Yeah. Rob, what will you say Zeth said you were most teased about as a little kid? I have to play it safe. I'm going to say that he says height. You're height. And his answer is? He's short. He's so teeny. He is a mini-mini. Well done. All we can hope for is for Sky and A. A mini-mini. to miss one in order for any of us to have a chance. They've got to miss one. They've got to miss one. Okay, this will be the last question for the gents. Thank God. And then we switch, Rob. And we take a two-second intermission so I can pee. All right, guys. Do you need us? No. George, no. We don't need you. Whatever you're going to say, we don't need you. I know where the can is. Look.
I'll show you to the jaw. No. Please. I'll show you to the jaw. No. Hey. Hey, man. Get out of here. All right. Please. The head's right now. It's okay. Way from there. Question number five, last one for the guys. What will your partner say is the one thing he or she is really interested in that you couldn't care less about? What will your partner say is the one thing that he or she's really interested in that you couldn't care less about? Easy. You better get this one, Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Miguel. Miguel. Oh, I got this one. Yeah. All right, couple number two, Mike and Ashley. Ashley, what is the thing that you're most interested in that Mikey could not care less about? MTV. MTV. Uh-oh. All right. Why? You trust a guy in here. Answer is hip-hop, dancing, or music. No. That's not it at all. Close, right? We will not put that one on the board. A little close. Can't put it on the board. MTV is certainly right. I know. There's quite a few, actually. Yeah. Yoga. Yeah.
Yoga, Jazzercise, Gymboree. Everything. Playgroup. Playdates. Playdates. Couple number three, Rob and Zeth. Nap, bottle, all that stuff. Rob, what is the thing that you're most interested in that Zeth could not care less about? Easy. It's got to be the Patriots or the Red Sox. It has to be. It's got to be Boston sports. Boston sports. The Red Sox. The Red Sox. Put it on the board. We put that one on the board. And you can put it on the board. Couple number one, Eddie and Skye. Skye, what is the one thing you're most interested in that Eddie could not care less about? Oh, that I'm... Will you pay attention? I keep getting these backwards. I only repeated it like five times. You confused me. And we've already played with the two other people. Come on, Skye. Well, okay, then that's obvious. My cats. Eddie said cats.
They are unbelievable. Five for five? Yeah, they're really good. Five for five, yeah. Why are we even playing? We're five for fighting. So now we're going to switch. All right. Switch, switch, switch. We'll be talking to the women now. You've got to grab this. You've got to take this to Zethi and Oates. You're going to bring up the rear, Mike. All right. I'm going to have to ask about it. I'm in on that. Hey, Takai. George. Inappropriate. You've got to go on the air with Howard. You need to get going, bro. Yeah, you've got to get to stepping. Has anyone made any coffee around here? Yeah, there's some in the... Well, what am I saying? Get out of here, man. Yes, George. Get out of here. One last request before I go. Please go. What? Can anyone tie me off? That was five hours ago. Enough is enough. Does anyone have any rock tar heroin? Okay. Stop it. It's black and sort of gummy-ish. Shut up. Yes, I do. Who is that? Sammy Sosa. Sammy's really tired.
Sammy Sosa, you sound very different. Yes. Jorge Takay. What did you say? Jorge Takay. That's bad. What? We're moving on. Tengo sueño. Anyway, about that heroine. Jorge Takay is not a... I'm a heroin addict. No, you're not. No, you're not. I'm not just a user. No, no, I don't use it recreationally. What the hell? It's destroying my life. Celebrity voice impersonated. Welcome to all the heroin you want, but I am mewling it right now. If you want to go in and get it. Who is that? I don't understand. Bingo. Bingo. Ow, my head hurts. Oh, stupid. Oh, my head hurts. The score is as they stand right now. Eddie and Skye in the lead with five. Rob and Zeth with three. And Mikey and Ashley with one point. We've gotten two. I thought we had two as well. I thought I had four. I have no record of two.
What were the questions? Oh, yeah, they did get two. They got pigeon-toed, and then they also got watermelon. Yeah, pigeon-toed and watermelon. Sean. You're right. Pigeon-toed, melon-eater. That's right. Like it matters. Right. We're going to kill it right here. Okay, I'm sorry. You guys are in last place. She knows me better. She knows me and I know her. Yep. All right, let's get this. All right. Now we're talking to the women. Okay. Hello. Robbie. Robbie and Zeth. Yes. Okay, ladies. Will your partner say you think he or she comes up with more stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid problems? Say that one more time. Will your partner say you think that he or she comes up with more stupid questions, stupid answers, Or stupid problems? I hate these questions. So who? Wait, yeah, so who thinks? Well, Sean, you can phrase it with the gender. You don't have to do he or she, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll help me a lot. Yeah. Because we're the she. Well, you'd be the only one. Yeah, and Rob knows he's a girl, so it's cool. Just even use Sky and Eddie as put it in like that. Right, right. Yeah, just say Sky and Eddie. And then I'd get it. Me too. It's 535.
After 29 hours on the air. Thank you. Okay. We should have been gone already. Listen up. Okay. Throw us a bone shot. Will your partner say. Does anyone have any TP? Why do you need TP? Georgia guy. No, I brought a port-a-potty. Did you have an accident? You brought a port-a-potty? George, this is empty. Get out of here. Get out of here. Jeez, man. Yes. Holy crap. Enough. I don't use this. Don't use regular paper. It's not good for you. Use your shirt. Don't help him. He made a mistake. It's okay. All right, please. A towel. Where'd you even get that, George? Who towel is that? Yeah, George. You walk in here and only a towel. That's weird. I just came from the gym. You mean just gym.
Say it right, Sean, so we understand. Say it right. Say it right. English. It's English, bro. It's English. Come on, Sean, figure it out. Those are all lame. Man, Sudoku puzzles. Will your partner say? No, no. Say it right. We got the freaking Zodiac over here. Translated. Wow. Awesome. Wow. That was a good one. That was a good one. The more tired she gets, the smarter she is. Shut up. It's true. Shut up. Do you have any more of that? What? I can't do this anymore. I feel like my brain is cracking. Brain freeze. I like it. Oh, God. How many days have we been here? Brain overload. Let's do a cook-off. All right. Dude, yes. Breakfast. Breakfast cook-off. I'm in. Jay, go set it up. All right. Oh, poor Jay. Okay. Hey, hey, let's get this together. What's going on? What's up? We were playing something. What do you want? George Takai's.
Wedding game? What are we doing? Would you like me to sing my favorite song right now? No. I kind of want to hear it. No, you guys. I kind of want to hear it. You're encouraging him. I would love to hear that. It's a brand new song. Wow, an original? Little Diddy? I love this song. Get after it. It goes like this. Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way, I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend. What? That's weird. I mean, George, that is weird. It's so funny, but it hurts. No, just a little more. What the hell? Just a little more. Oh, my God. Haven't you heard that? Oh, wow. Hey, language, buddy. We're off the air. This isn't safe harbor anymore. This ain't satellite radio, Ty. I'm sorry. You're not familiar with the song? No. It's by a Jewish girl named Avril Lavigne. Oh, my God.
Oh, no. The Jewish League of Americans doesn't get all up in my grill. George, you don't talk like that. Come on. What are you trying to fool? What are you trying to fool? Stop it. That's a wonderful song. That's a stuff right there. So weird. That's better than tying off. Oh, well. Maybe it wasn't a hit after all. I guess. So... That's funny. I don't think I remember the question. Why does George Sakai only show up on the 28-hour show two years in a row? Never any other time. The rest of the year, he's never showed up. Two years in a row, a guy stops by the 28-hour show. He's a big fan. It's amazing.
What the hell? To use the toilet, silly. Oh, my God. Unreal. Back to the game, please. Oh, we were playing a game. Sean. I'm one of the only Filipino men with an outie. Or the belly button. No, not an outie. An outie. Not Filipino. I know. I'm just kidding. Bad joke. It's a really bad joke, dude. Well, don't you get it? Shut up. More. That's the last one. I'm serious. I will shut this thing down. I'm not kidding. You're out of control. Get it together, George. I can't get that damn song out of here. All right, sing it again, then. Hey, hey, you...
I don't like your girlfriend. Catchy. It's really catchy. The other originals. That's the only song I know on the radio right now. What about an oldie? George Michael. No, I don't like any of you. I don't like to sing the old ones. I like the new ones. I love Avril Lavigne. Fergie. Do you know the new Kanye? Yes, I do know the new Kanye. Let me sing that one. That one goes, work it, make it, feel it, shine it, feel it better, faster, stronger. Thank you. And then the black man kicks in. He says, don't kill me. It'll only make me stronger. I want you to hurry up now. Because I can't wait much longer.
I think I'm going to throw up. Is this serious? Are you serious now? Okay, he's serious now, George. You got to go. I'll leave. He's the producer. I'm serious. Y'all want me getting me, Denny? Denny? What's up with the y'all? Y'all. My niece told me that I'm like an old Polaroid camera. I'm outdated, she said. Oh, really? Yes, and she said. She said, Uncle George, you've got enough going against you, being Filipino and all. I'm sorry. She said, with you being Chinese. No, wait, you never said you were Japanese. You're Japanese, bro. You're Japanese, dude. No. You're Japanese, man. From Japan. Yes. And so she loaned me her.
He's being serious. My nipples are infected. Be sure to catch me on Heroes on NBC. Cheap plug, man. That was a cheap plug. Is that what this was all about the whole time? To get my plug in for my show. That's pathetic, George Takai. That's pathetic. You're a disgrace, man. Have some respect. Got to get my plug off. Disorder over there. I can't take it. I can't take it.
Stop it. I need to burn. I can't take this anymore. I'm a plug whore. Moment of silence. Let's get back to the game. Yeah, Sean. Why can't you pick out that question? Who the hell? By the way, welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS. Thank you. Yes, thank you. That was the wonderful world of AIDS. It's just the wonderful world of Disney. And AIDS. Oh, my God. It's just the wonderful world. I get AIDS and Disney confused all the time. Okay. It's easy to do. So do I have AIDS or are we going to Disneyland? You choose.
We'll call it lady's choice. Oh, my head hurts so bad. Why is there so much pain in the head? My head hurts so bad. I'm lightheaded. Celebrity voice impersonated. Holy cow. That was the funniest thing you've ever done in your life. Yeah. In your life. And I've known you most of it. Oh, my God. I've never laughed so hard in my life. My head hurts so bad. Jesus. That woke us up. Wow. I wonder if they're still waiting to see who wins this game. What are we playing? P1 Drill Instructor. Are you still waiting? Drill Instructor. Oh, no. Why, it's only been like an hour and a half. I think he had to hang up. Did you hang up, drill instructor? Yeah, he left. How about Sainsaw? Are you there, Sainsaw? In the house. Wow. You hung with us through all that craziness. It was awesome, though. Hang on a line. Good man. P1 Gunslinger, are you still there? Yes, sir. Gunslinger. My head hurts. Hang on. I didn't hang up this time. Thank you. Wow. Like, my head is throbbing. Dude.
It's like right here. Yeah. Mine, too. I got a bottle of Tylenol in the office. I got one right here. Is it Tylenol? Yeah. Can I have some? Tylenol Extra Strength Rapid Release Gels. I like you. Rebecca gets those every year for the 28-hour show. She's the best. She is the best. I love her. Yeah. Anybody else? Yeah, I need a drink. Does George Takei need a bottle of Tylenol? No, wait. Hey. What up? We got any water in there? What up? I can't. I can't. No, Eddie, get back in the game. There's not an ounce of laughter left in me. Eddie, jump on my back. I got you. Come on, shake a break. No, you're very sweaty. I'm not too bad right now. I know, but do you remember what it was? Yeah, George. He just showed up. Wasn't there like a thing? No, there was nothing. For no reason we did that? Did what? He just showed up. Like he's been doing this entire show. Flounder, did you hear any of that? Yeah, I was going to have it pretty good. Okay.
We better finish the game. We've got to have a winner. Yeah. And I don't understand the question, so we've got to... Come on, Sean. Yeah. Yeah, Sean, figure it out. You can do it. Come on, Shawnee, oh boy. I know. You can solve the puzzle. All right, here we go. It's like the Da Vinci code. This is a question for the women. Yeah. Will your partner say you think she comes up with more stupid questions, stupid answers? Or stupid problems? So this is what I think about Ashley? I'm confused again. Will you use Sky and Eddie or put me and Mike in it? I got it. Will you just answer it for me? Explain it. How does it work, Eddie? We're answering what we think. Oh, you almost had it.
Can I just write down a number? Wait, I think I have it. I think I have it. Sky, we and Robbie, we need to decide if our partner would either be a person who has stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid ideas. It's what you guys think we think. Are you sure? Sean, read again. Translate it. That's not funny, dude. We're going to say about them what we think about them. No, dude, that's a double negative. Double jeopardy. You get it? Hey, Sean, you get it, right? Yeah, dude. I'm right on. Yeah. So it's like I'm saying, okay, I think Sky comes up with more blank. Are you sure? And it's me saying I think Ashley does. Yes. So what am I saying? Will your partner say? What your partner will say. Will your partner say? About you. About you. You think. No, you think. No. You said spider. I can't even get through it. I can't even get through it. They're so dumb, Sean. I got it. Just read it. I got it. It's not that hard to just read it. My answer is no. Okay, I got an easy thing. So I'm supposed to pretend that I'm out of the room. That's easy when you do it that way. Pretend that I'm out of the room and you would pretend that.
That Eddie's out of the room. And you would pretend that. He's saying that I have. What he says. Say it again, Sean. What he says that you do. Say it again, Sean. What he thinks you do. Will your partner say. Jay is thinking. I can see on Jay's face. This is the stupidest people I've ever seen in my life. Talking to me and Sky and Rock. Okay, go Sean. Talk to me. Will your partner say. You think she comes up with more stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid problems? So he thinks I come up with. Yep. Stupid what? Stupid does. What were the answers? Stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid problems? Oh, God, this is tough. I got it. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. All right, everybody ready? Yeah. Okay. Let's start with couple number one, Eddie and Sky. Eddie. We have a game based around it, Stupid Answers. And Sky, you said answers. Yeah, baby. But it really could be all three. Couple number two, Mikey and Ashley. We're riding a high right now. No offense. I said no offense. Oh, I didn't hear that. Ashley, can I get your answer, by the way? You want my answer? I thought you'd have to get my answer. Well, I need to.
I need to know her as if she's writing it down. Oh, yeah, she's writing it down. Oh, you're writing it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Okay, Mikey, go ahead. What do you think? Stupid answers. And Ashley said, stupid answers. Although I know you were thinking all of you have. Couple number three, Rob and Zeth. Hey, you be quiet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go. Zeph, if I could turn back time. Wait, you said you didn't like old songs. I just remembered this one by Cher. You're wearing the same outfit she did on the boat for the video. That's disgusting. What do you think? It's disgusting. It's really bad, especially with your infected nipples. Oh, my God. Saggy butt cheeks. They really are infected. Okay.
Zeth, put Zeth's mic on. Who is Zeth? Hey, Beth. Hey, your answer. I put stupid questions. Oh, God, I put problems and I didn't... That's no good. That's no good. Well, that's a stupid answer. Well, I didn't get the question, so that's a stupid problem. Moving on to the second question for the women. I didn't even get that. Take it slow. If your partner was a product and came with a warning label, what would she say you think the warning label would be? And say it like you're reading her label right now. So my label? Okay, so what you would say, my label would read. Yes. Wait, so what Seth would say, my label would read. What Ashley would say, my label would read. Is that right? Wait, no. So it's an ad? It's a warning label. Warning label. You would be, like, wearing. You are wearing. No, you're wearing the label. I'm wearing it. Are you kidding me with this? No, Mikey's wearing it. I'm wearing it. No.
No. If I'm out of the room and he's asking her the question, he's saying, what do I think she will think my warning label would say? Oh, dude, that made it so confusing. What? Yeah. That's how I heard it. It's what she thinks. It's her warning label. Her warning label. No, because we just did the guys, and the guys have to ask questions about the girls. Now I'm trying to get to how well do I know Mikey. So what warning label do I think Mikey would wear? That's right. Yeah, that is correct. We switched. Wait, the question. That's the way I heard it. I don't know if Sean's. Sean. He's reading it? Sean, help us. If your partner... Mikey. No, just say it how you mean it. Don't explain it. I mean... Just tell... Who do you want us to explain, Sean? If your partner was a product and came with a warning label, me, what would she say... What would he say? What would he say? You think...
The warning label would be... Okay, thank you. Oh, so it's about the partner. Yeah. Told you. See, we were right on that last word. He said she said. I know. Sean messed it up. I told you he's a freaking Zodiac. That's the way it's written. He's the... Well, yeah. Yes, he's the Zodiac. He's the Zodiac. Yes, I'm the Zodiac. That's why. Let's do this. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 6 a.m. and 7 a.m. Guys, we've been on the air 24 hours. Wow. We've been on the air 24 hours. We only have four hours left, and then we're done. And we can go home going night-night. So now we do the show. Yeah, now we just do the show, like we would normally do when we came in. We would do this show right now. It's good. So what would my warning label say? And say it like you're reading his label right now. So it's got to be kind of creative. A little bit. How are we supposed to get this? I don't even think Sky and Eddie will get this. And this is like, you know, they know each other. I got a good one, though. All right, I got it. Just keep it simple. I got it. I got it. Think about it. I know what it is. All right, here we go. We're going to start with couple number two.
Mikey and Ashley. Ashley. I have to say. Mikey has to answer. I have to say what I think you want. You're the worst host ever. I believe that Ashley says that my label will say, do not take with alcohol. Ashley? Oh, that was a good one, Mike. That was a good one, and that was my first one. I switched it to. Has ADD. Be prepared to repeat yourself. Oh, yeah. Repeatedly. That's good. That's good. But the obvious one, I think, is the alcohol. That was my first one. It was going to be addict taking small doses. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, boy, that's too much information. I'll say it is. Couple number three, Rob and Zeth. Zeth. I picture Takai getting dragged out of the studio. And as he's out, like, he's trying to get anything in as he's being dragged out, and he's like, Welcome to the wonderful world! Can you bring up Zeth, please? Yes. Oh, Zeth. I put May Cry on contact. Oh, yeah.