28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 25

0:00Yes. I put, be careful, Ashley made me cry. I think that's a winner. That's a winner. I think you've got to give it to them. Because these ones are hard to get. Good job, gay boys. Wow. Hold on, let me shut off my mic and go pop an attitude. Oh, no. What did you say? Don't do it. What did you say? He said he loves you. Get her, Rob. Because I honestly didn't hear. Get her, Rob. That's what he said. I don't have the energy to... Pussy. Excuses, excuses. All right, come on. Couple number one, Eddie and Skye. Eddie, please. Hush, hush. Why is she doing that? I don't know. What the hell is going on? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Keep it down. George, I thought you... I have no idea. Think of warning labels, Eddie. I'll say warning may go off at any time. Sky said, contents under pressure, caution may explode at any time. Shut your mouth. That's pretty amazing. That's pretty amazing. No sunburn stuff. Seven for seven. If it was her label. You guys are seven for seven. You guys haven't missed one. No.

1:38I really feel weird. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Does that creep you guys out a little bit? It creeps me out a little bit. Not at all. It creeps me out a little bit. I mean, not at all. You know, I genuinely would love to see you guys play this with your spouses. Oh. And see if you could not miss one. No way. That would be horrible. No way. I've already played this with my spouse. And you can't do it? Remember when we used to play like a year ago with our spouses? That's crazy. We didn't do very good. That's crazy. Crazy. That's crazy. Who won? Is it over? No. I don't know. Oh, good. I think it's over. We should, you guys, don't you think? Well, I think mathematically it might be over. Mathematically, I think it's over. Yeah. P1 drill instructor? Yes. Sky and Eddie have won for you. All right. Hang on the line, bro.

2:37For those of you that are just starting to tune in right now, I'm sorry you missed some good stuff. But we've been on for 24 hours straight. The Mikey Show's 28-hour show marathon. Oh, my goodness. Just post that up right over somewhere. Oh. If you've been listening, give us a call. Let's talk to you. 570-1053. We better have somebody get rid of that food out there. Is that the oats or somebody? You've got to get that going. Oats, you've got to get rid of the food because people are getting here to the station now. They're going to be mad at us. Yeah, they're going to be mad. I don't like people to be mad at us. Old food needs to go. Can you guys believe that when the food came, it was like 12 hours ago? It was like 12 hours ago. That's pretty crazy. That is nuts.

3:51It's unbelievable. We've been on the air for 24 hours. It's strange every time we get there when we go, wow, we've been on for a day, a full day. Oh, I printed you news. You did? I don't know. That's sweet. Something's really wrong with Sean. Are you okay, Sean? Actually, yeah. No, actually. That's why I asked. I'm confused. Hey, Mikey, this is P1XX and the wife. Amazing show, as always. I wish you could have a 28-hour show once a week. Oh, my God. Very ladyly. Wow. Sorry, that would suck up on me. I wish you could have a 28-hour show once a week. I don't remember the last time we laughed so hard in one day.

5:06Just wondering where Beto went. He didn't go anywhere, man. Oh. Was he tired? No, I'm not tired, Uncle Sean. He's a little tired. You sound a little tired. No, I'm wide awake, man. What? Did you sleep? Yeah, I found your bunny suit in the other room. Oh, no. And I curled up with it. It was all soft. Uncle Sean, will you get me a little bunny suit? Beto. I wanted to go hop, hop, hopping with you. Was he just answering Beto's question from, like, three minutes ago? Yes. I don't know. I thought he just asked it. It felt like a whole, like, minute went by. Does Beto attend the Furby conventions? Furby. Does Beto attend the Furby conventions with Sean?

6:37Does he dress as a baby panda or beaver? Does Sean still wear 13 shirts in his panda suit? I've never worn 13 shirts. This is funny to me. You know, bad spelling or grammar makes me laugh. Yeah. So it says, does Sean still, W-H-E-R-E, does Sean still wear 13 shirts in his panda suit? Anyways, great show, guys. Making our $50 donation to Children's Hospital as we type. Signed P1XX and P1 the wife. Very nice. Well done. Skrill. The 28-hour show is a great way to get new P1s. I've been working on converting my girlfriend for a while, and she's in. She's out in the kitchen right now laughing it up over you guys.

7:41I've been a P1 for years now, and there is not one person on that show I think you could do without. Everyone is amazing, and I love the chemistry you all have. I hope my lady gets as into it as I am. You are all so busy today, and you're doing a great thing. If by any chance you do happen to read this tonight, could you give a quick thank you to Maria J. for listening? Maybe that's a weird request, but... It would seal the deal with her. And no, Rob, not in the wink-wink, nudge-nudge kind of way. Although anything's possible. Thanks again, everybody. P1 goat meal. Nice. Love the goats. I love the creative names. News? Sky, what is the latest on the La Jolla landslide? Well, they say that authorities ordered 111 homes in the area evacuated. They say at least one home was destroyed. Eight have been seriously damaged. Nine have been red tagged. Eight are yellow tagged. And 44 have temporary yellow tagged. They say by early last night, they had escorted 49 people out of a total of 55 homes. I'm surprised that that hasn't been declared a state of emergency. And the mayor declared a state of emergency. No. Making the city eligible for state and federal aid.

9:34What about Schwarzenegger? Does he have to do that? Sign off on it? No, you know, if he has to sign off on it or not. But the mayor made an announcement that he's declaring a state of emergency. So, you know, hopefully they'll get the money to cover that because that's going to be expensive. Mm-hmm. What's the deal with the dad in China that had his daughter swim in a river with her hands and feet tied? Well, you know. Got a train. Damn you, Takai. Only once. And I guess his 10-year-old daughter, according to the father, her dream is to swim across the English Channel. So to help her train, he tied her hands and feet and had her swim for, what did I read? I think like three hours. Yeah, for three hours. So for her to swim, she basically had to swim like a dolphin.

10:31Oh, come on. For three hours because her hands and her feet were, you know, bound. So he says that, you know, they've kind of come under scrutiny for this training, but the training was actually her idea. And he says it's not dangerous because she's a really good swimmer. Oh, well. Let her do it all she wants then. I believe him. Sounds okay. Yeah, definitely. 570-1053. You can call at the beginning and end of every show, and this is kind of like the beginning. It's 24 hours later. Call about anything you want if you want to. It's 612 in the morning, so give us a call. P1 Mike D is on the line. What's up, Mike D? Yeah, dude. I went to bed last night just after hearing about Sean and his whole furry thing, and I woke up around 3 o'clock in the morning to get ready to go to work, and I woke up kind of laughing. And the thing was, in my dream, I was being beaten by a giant brown furry rabbit. Uh-oh. It was in an old KB toy store from 1987 Mall. And it was beating the hell out of me, and I was kind of laughing and enjoying it. And then it took the head off, and it was Janet Reno. Oh. I've had that dream. You've had that dream, too? Yep. Yeah. I don't really know what to think about that, but I kind of want to cry and throw up a little bit because of it. Thank you.

12:02It's people with Mike D. There were furries in the parking lot last night. That's so weird. Yes, a penguin furry. No. Well, yeah, a penguin and a panda bear. A penguin, technically, though, is not a furry. And when you guys were in doing the movies, there was a Wookiee. What? And you didn't tell Eddie? Full-on Wookiee. How did you not tell Eddie there was a Wookiee? Oh, I don't know. My head is, like, mush right now. I literally just remembered it. Come on, Eddie. Her hat's like... I will never forgive her. You're never gonna... Was it Chewbacca? It was right in the middle of you guys doing the movies. Yeah, but was it Chewbacca? He was just a really, really tall, furry, what looked like a... Seth says it was a Sasquatch. My bad. Tomato, tomato. You're an a-hole. My bad. You're a real a-hole. It was a Sasquatch. My favorite type of squash. Caribbean, Caribbean, my bad. No, that's not... I love summer squash and a sasquash. What is a sasquash? P1 Jesse. Hey, I just wanted to let you guys know about the flood watches that were going on through the county last night after Ashley's sweatful performance. Was there a state of emergency declared? It was. It was pretty serious. Wow. I don't blame them. Thank you.

13:34Directions, directions, my bad. You... Uh-oh. Let's play a game. Dude. Hey, bro. I'm all for it. I say, why don't we do... Shall we play a game? Oh, no. The people in cases you want to hear are real. The person interviewing them... I love this game. It's time for What You're Doing at the Courthouse. Nice. It's a great game. Love What You're Doing at the Courthouse. Man, put the guy slack. This is one of my favorite games we've played. Yeah. How do you win? Great prize today. Yeah, what's the prize? As long as the bit finishes, you're a winner. Nice. We send Rob down to the courthouse to ask people what they're doing there.

14:37It's a pretty easy concept. Very simple. Usually whatever they say back is funny. And so we play it back and say, ah, that's funny. No. It's hard to lose this game. All right. So this first guy is there for poaching lobsters. Oh. Oh, my God. Genius. How do you do that? That's got to be expensive, too, man. Yeah. That's awesome. You know. My friend Dave does that. In fact, we've enjoyed some of the lobsters he's caught. He's a poacher? No, he's not a poacher. He does it legally. Oh, that's the way to do it. Yeah, he gets like... He gets like, you get a limit, you get the whole thing. Ooh, limit. Really? But let's listen to this guy. What you doing at the courthouse? Well, I caught a lobster and the police caught me with it. So you were out fishing? What happened? I was out there with my family, had a fishing trip. And my wife let me down to get a spot at the fishing pier while she went to go find park. And me and my buddy, we caught a lobster on accident. It was just on our line. We were trying to catch fish, but it ended up being on our fishing pole. So I called my wife to bring the kids and to bring the camera so we can get a picture of the lobster. But before she could come, because the pier is so damn long, the police rode up on us.

15:59Started sweating us. And did you get arrested? No. They started sweating you. Wow, there was sweat. They put you in like a hot box. Ashley was there. They worked you out. They didn't arrest us, but they gave me a ticket. And so now you're here fighting a ticket on accidentally catching a lobster. Right, and we released it as well. Oh, so you also released a friend. The whole idea was just to take my kids out and take pictures of the stuff we got. and they're calling it, they give you one... A poaching ticket. We had also made a miso sauce right there on the pier, which was getting on over very well. They cited you with a poaching ticket. What's the penalty? What's a fine that you can face from that? $400, or I can fight it. That was the infraction that they gave me. Or I can fight it, but if I lose, it's a misdemeanor, I'd have to be on probation, and I can do some time in jail. And the most I can pay is $1,000 on a lobster.

16:58So I'm definitely going to fight it. And this is all for accidentally catching a lob? Right, just accidentally catching a lob. I know this next one is a can't lose. No, you cannot lose. Guy talks about having a syringe and writing poetry. So it was wrong. What you doing at the courthouse? Filing an appeal to my guilty plea that I pleaded guilty for, for supposedly possessing a syringe or a hyperderm. Supposedly. Yeah. In other words, that's what they're saying I possessed. No way. Whatever the hell. And I really was disgusted by him telling me I'm carrying around dirty needles because I actually find needles sometimes and dispose of it properly. Now, where did, like... Like we all do. I think that we all find needles all the time.

17:54Try to dispose of them properly. Absolutely. It's something that happens on a regular basis, and it's something that a lot of us just kind of want to do. Yeah, I go out of my way looking for them. I go needle hunting. Needle Thursday for me. Needle Thursday. Yeah, I like two for Needle Tuesday. Yeah, well. What happened? You were at your house, the cops busted in, and there was just... Me and the girls were kind of like, I don't know. Here, getting it on, whatever, whatever. Don't be shy, don't be shy, come on. Kind of like, you know, you're a stud, come on. What do you look like? He's like five foot, long, long black hair. Five foot even? Yeah. Wow. Five feet tall. No. A little taller. I'm so much taller than him. A mini mini. So much. So he's five feet tall, he's got long black hair. Yeah, and he's got that long black hair, but it's like the really, really thick. Thin hair. Nobody gave Eddie credit for that mock. And that was good. Thank you. You are so tired. I have no effort. If you can stay awake, that is. Less effort than I put out normally. That's really not a lot of effort. No. I will do zero emails.

19:23Oh, wait. I always do zero emails. Okay. I'm no longer not doing emails. Negative emails. Yeah. Now I'll do... I will write you emails. Minus five emails. I will now write you emails. Fill up your inbox. I'll now write you emails and delete emails you would have wanted to read. I got you. Again. I got you again. So tired. How did that turn? Oh, wee, wee, wee. Anyway. Mamas and papas are, okay, anyways, we're just going to go to her place where she was staying. Well, kind of staying still, kind of fading away out of there. You don't get it? You're not following along. Come on, dude. If I could take the, if I understand this correctly, his old lady is at a place that somebody doesn't want her. So she's kind of making the move out, kind of sounds like. That means she had a temporary place? No, no, she was living there, but she wanted to, like, meet with me. So was this at, like, an ex-boyfriend's house, maybe? No. Oh, okay. No, no, no. So she wanted to live in the car with me. I live in the car right now. Looks so delicious. Oh, yeah. So lucky. Shawnee was napping. It looks so fun.

21:10You know, I feel it. I'm sleepy. Finish with the story, man. What kind of car? Well, we'll just put it as a car. What? You missed that. Fuzzy Wuzzy over there. This guy. He's sleeping. He can't hear me. Fuzzy Wuzzy. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. He lives in a car with her? Well, yeah. She kicked him out of the car. She was trying to move in with him. She wanted to move in? Yeah. That's a small place, man. And I said, you know, what kind of car? And he just said, let's just say it's a car. He didn't want to tell me what kind. It's a vehicle. Okay. It's not as comfortable as, but you've got to do what you've got to do. All you need is the back seat, right? You know what I'm saying? All right. So you and the lady.

22:10Go back to your place. She was just going to do her hygienic thing, take a shower or whatever. I don't know. Wait, what, what, what? What the hell? Oh, that bothered Sean. That woke him up. I don't blame you. She was with this lady going back to her place to do her hygienic thing. You know, shower. And then they were going to go back to his place, the automobile. Is everybody with us? Well, sometimes you want to be at your girlfriend's and sometimes you want to be at your place. Yeah, at home. You want to be at home? Probably got one of those beaded things on the seats. I mean, it's probably real nice. Sometimes you're like, you know what, babe? You come over. And she's like, why don't you just drive your house to my house? And she's like, you know what? I'm sick of always coming to your place. You come to my place. She's like, but all you have to do is walk out of the car up the driveway. It's always about, like, what my effort is. Why don't you make some effort? I put it in third gear. That's a lot of effort. Why don't you make some effort? These are the things. I've done five things for you recently. First gear, second gear, third gear, fourth gear, reverse. You can do something for me for once in your life. Police. Two words for you. Police. For some reason, we got pulled over. No really apparent reason. Even in a police report that really took me a long time to receive. Which is a car.

23:38What's your address, sir? Toyota Celica, Balboa Park. License plate number. So... I have sentences long and it doesn't really say anything. So now let me get this straight. You get pulled over, right? They go through the car and where do they find the syringe? Supposedly in a bag. Well... Why supposedly? Yeah. Allegedly. I mean, when he says supposedly, I mean, I just really sense like. Well, did they or didn't they? Well, his take is. Very simple. His take is, okay, none of this is true. In fact, I've been away doing a lot of, you know, philanthropic charities and. Soul searching. Soul searching. And this is what they say. So, supposedly. To be more specific, it was.

24:40He asked me if this black bag was mine. I keep things that I might want to look through or whatever. I mean, I've looked through them already. What? Just in case I might need it, scrap it or whatever. And I found this cross pen and pencil set. And I like to write lyrics, poems or whatever. Longest story ever. Can you recite me one real quick? What's that? Can you recite me one of your poems? That's all right. Back to the story. Unless you got one right off the top of the dome, you want to rattle off on it. Okay, real quick. Time is the essence of you. Tell me. Tell me. Are you the essence of time? I like that. I like that. That's deep. That's deep. See what he did there? See what he did? I don't see what he did. Yeah, it's like a little reverse psychology there. That was reverse psychology. Yeah. Time is the essence of time, and essence is time. Duh. Bro. Yeah, but I don't really know how that's reversing.

25:39Think about it. Break it down, Eddie. Let me say it slower. It was like Sean's questions. Oh, he's asleep. Time is the essence of time, bro. And the essence is time. In your face. Yeah. Psychological. Time is the sky. Time is on the side. Yes, it is. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. I'm so condescending. I love it. You bastard. It's beautiful. It's so messed up. You are a jerk. I love it. You're a class A jerk. Yeah. Eddie. Yeah. Okay, back to the story. Hey, where was I? They were looking through the black bag with your crayons and pencils.

26:34Class A jerk. Class A jerk. Unbelievable. He never said crayons. Sure, that's my bag. What the hell? Who cares? We all got bags in our car, right? I have a whole bunch of bags in my car. That's what I'm talking about. This bag, that bag. White bag, blue bag, green bag, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. This is your black bag. This is yours. I want these guys to have, like, a caveman show. Seriously, a great reality show. Michael Quaglioli did this, and Michael Quaglioli did that. Supposedly. I forget. Anyway, syringe and heroin. I go, what? You're like, score. Am I waking up yet? And you're like, can I get that back? No, no, I don't want it back. No. I'll admit it. I tried it 14 years ago. Who hasn't, though? I'm not going to go through hell again. Hell no. Nuh-uh. Okay, so now they lock you up, and today you are here trying to fight that. Well, I didn't want to stay determined in jail to wait a trial. Yeah. It's going to be a little while, and it's like being sentenced already, you know? He's the number one seed.

28:04I've had enough jail time for a little bull crap. Ooh. I'm just sick and tired of it. Getting involved. I can't live with myself saying I'm guilty when I wasn't. Yeah. But, hey, if you know that you're not guilty, you've got to fight for your right to pie. No, you didn't. There it is. There it is. Four and a half minutes to get to that Beastie Boys reference. You're so happy. So happy. Yeah, I did it. Love him. Yeah. This next one is a mother. This one's touching. Talking about. I'm nervous. talking about her son. What you doing at the courthouse? Well, I came on a trial with my son. So, and what happened with your son? What's the deal? Explain everything to me. Well, my son was in probation for three years and he violated the probation because him and four of his friends, they were in a stolen car and they robbed two AM, PMs, beers and candies and chips. So all the four guys got dropped to charge him, but he's here.

29:01Is he going to get charged for police and probation and for stolen car? Is he going to get charged for what? Police and operation. I was like, that's my Aunt Carmen. Oh, dude. I thought it was. Come on. For a second. Well. So you're his mother. How does that make you feel? You're supporting him? What's going on in your mind? That I couldn't do nothing to help them. I'm not kidding. That is like 34 aunts I've had that I have. Back in Gilroy. It really sounds just like him. Maybe they moved out there. Could be. I'm a single mom and I try to get an attorney, but I'm a low income. And I know my son's facing three years and I don't want him to go to state. I'm afraid that something's going to happen worse in state. Instead of becoming a good man, it's going to come worse. And he already has a strike, so that's going to make it worse. You get the sense that she's mad or she's...

29:59She's bothered by what he did, but hey, it's her son. She's going to back him up, or it doesn't matter. Just cross the board. Let him go. Are you talking to me? I thought this was like a general consensus thing. Oh, my God. Dude. No, I was talking to you. No, you're talking to me. This is my segment. I love this. All right. Yeah, what's the question? Anything you want, Mike. Yeah. The answer is yes, death. No, hit that little thing, Mike. And now, Boston Rob's take on... This bit? Yeah. My segment. Yes. I don't pay attention, to be honest with you, Mike. No, no, no, listen. Whatever. I was working the phones. No, he wasn't. I wasn't? I wasn't. What was I doing? I was doing... Nothing. Checked out. Damn it. I didn't check out. I just thought you were asking everyone in general. Now, looking right at me. Does this thing get better or is this thing get better or are we about good? Well, if you want to know, her son had pointed a shotgun at him. Holy Talita. That's better. What did he originally get on probation for? Back in January, he came with drugs and he was in some kind of drugs and we had a dispute, me and him.

31:18And he had a shotgun, and he pointed the gun at me, trying to kill me, kill himself, and kill his brother. I had to call the police, put him in jail. And even if he did something wrong to me, I'm a mother, and I feel, you know, I still care for him. Yeah, you have that unconditional love for your son, of course, of course. It's just that I feel guilty about this going on because I should never call the police, and I should have let it go. But it was time for me to stop what he was doing. He's very, he's... He's in drugs a lot, and he's not doing okay. He's hanging out with gangs, and I needed help for him. And at the same time, I feel it's okay that he's going to go to court. He has two courts. They have this on the table. It's on 36 months, at least two years and a half, something like that, and I really don't want that. But at the same time, I feel like he's going to get help. Mother's love, man. Mother's love runs deep. Let's say, hey, listen. Doesn't matter. She'll back him up. I don't blame her. It's your boy. It's your son. Yeah. Where are we? Where are we? What up? What is your guys' thoughts on me having a cup of coffee? Do I need it? Did you ever drink your Red Bull? Uh-uh. There's one in there for you. I didn't drink it because I take the ADD medicine, and it makes my brain work faster. Do it. Do I have a cup of coffee?

32:50You're having a cup of coffee? Yeah, it's real good. A cup of joe? And I brought you that Sumatra. Did you brew any Sumatra? Well, there's... The massage chick left. No, no, no, Eddie. I was saying, no, not as... You're thinking of... No. What is that called? Seth, did you brew the Sumatra? You're stepping on his joke. What is that called? What is that called? The Sumatra? No, the Tsukatra. Kama Sutra. The Kama Sutra? Skye, I didn't have a clue what that meant. Well, no, it's not a massage. No, it's not a massage. It's a little more than a massage. Hey, you would know. Depends how much you pay. Yeah, I keep a... You did? Coffee in my purse. You're a good man. Dancing in heaven can never stop. I love that song. Can't stop. Oh, but oh, bebop. Cue feel. Wow. That's the name of it? Well, that's the name of the band. Spell it. Q-Feel. The letter Q, feel. How's that first part spelled? Q. It's a letter. Yeah, but how do you spell that? Well, it's a letter. Come on, wake up. Come on, everyone. Work it out, work it out.

34:51Skye has to dance off. Wait, Eddie. What kind of animal? Eddie. A squirrel? He's staring at me. All right, I got another one. 38 Special, Hold On Loosely. Wow. Oh, I love that. That's really a random one. Come on. Excellent choice. We're going to wake up. Excellent choice. That one's going to be hard to talk, man. We're going to wake up. Excellent choice. We're going to wake up. It's an excellent choice. Which song? Hold On Loosely. Eddie, don't freak out, but there's some dude behind you eating something. Where'd you get those? Oh, you don't want it? I need a fresh one. I need a freshie. Oh, oh. Sing it, Mike. Sing it. The love and gold. Airbakes. Just hold on, Lucy. Hold on, Lucy? Who's Lucy? That's a great song. Nah. I want this one. I want dancing in hell. Oh, yes. Daddy. How he says.

37:31Everyone's wondering. Everybody's wondering. Shut up. She got close. I got close. What the? Don't go. Don't do it, Sean. Sean, there's major equipment here. I'm not getting mad. What happened? Sean. You're messing with the wrong MF-er right now. MF-er? Yeah. I didn't know I did. Yeah. Sean, I'll play you with some stuff. I'll play you with some stuff. Sean's weird. Did you just see what he did? I saw that he threw something. So we got these tasty cakes from Philly Franks and Sean is eating one out of each packet and then taking the rest of the full packet and throwing it against the wall.

38:53And then he opens another packet, eats one, takes the rest, and throws it against the wall. He's been up for a long time, Scott. You should consider. You tell him to stop throwing. Well, Scott, before you get so judgmental about him, maybe you should consider that he's been up for a long time. We all have, but none of us are throwing things against the wall. The poor guy is sleep deprived. You know, he's very. Now people are going to come in and walk. I'm going to calm him down. This is good. There's a guy looking in the studio like, is everything okay in there, guys? I'm not opening that door. Don't open that door. Eddie, what are you thinking? Is everything okay? Seth, what are you doing? What's up, Seth? What are you doing, Seth? Oh, you're good. I'm coming for Mark. Oh, wow. I love that. I sent him back in on you. You do not give a F. I mean, that guy is...

39:58About as dead as a zombie could be. And you are piling on. I mean, 15-yard penalty, bro. Unnecessary bitchiness. By the way, have you seen Ashley's feet? Sean, talk about your experience earlier. No, we don't need to get into that. He saw the bottom of her feet for the first time during the women's panel. Disgusted him. And I've been barefoot, like, all day. It sent such a shudder through me. Well, she doesn't wear shoes. I hate shoes. It's almost as weird as having half a face of a sunburn. Oh, you mean like Sean does? Or having your fly down. The whole time. We did the cook-off. What? We did the cook-off with his fly down. We did the fly down the whole time. You were the host. I know. Walking around talking to everyone. Tell me about it. How embarrassing. And it wasn't just a little down. No. All the way? Dingleberries were hanging out. Were the oblongs popping out? George Takei was all salivating. Oh, my goodness. Look at that guy. Oblongs. Heavy.

41:10Okay, that was fun. Everybody awake now? Right? That tastes good, huh? What up? Oh, that tastes so nice. Cup of joe real good. Is that Sumatra? Yeah, it is. Oh, that's great coffee. In your face. That's great coffee. Do we have audio? Do we have new audio for today? Yep. Did you hear my throat just go, ow? That was your throat? Ow. That was weird. Has it got Boston tattoo on it? No. Sky, what's the deal? We do or we don't? Yeah, and there's one there for you. We have a new one? Yeah. Does Oats on it? Does the one you have say Thursday on the Top or Wednesday on the Top? Oh. What's that song from? What movie? All right, hang on a minute. Hang on. We got some good stuff. Now, we got the clip of Danny Bonaduce flipping out at the Fox Reality Channel Awards Tuesday night where he dropped Survivor's Johnny Fairplay on his teeth and broke his teeth out.

42:14This is audio of the actual thing happening. Cut one. Oh, are you guys really booing? Because they hate you. That's a good thing, right? Never smoked a cigarette a day in his life. And there went the piano keys. So what you're hearing is he jumps on Danny Bonaduce. Johnny Fairplay jumps on Danny Bonaduce from the front and, like, wraps his arms and legs around him like a koala bear. Like, weird. And he thinks it's funny. Like, you can tell he thinks it's funny. Well, Bonaduce picks him up over his head and throws him behind him. Does that make sense? Over the top of his head. Lifts him over the top of his head, and he's very light, and he just kind of... Like, tosses him. It's almost as if he does a dive off of Donnie's head. Yeah, Donnie's head. Wait. Huh? Donnie Osmond?

43:32Yeah. I don't know which Donnie. Almost as if he has a dive off of Donnie Bonaduce's head. Like a dive into the pool, but he dives into the stage. Face plant. Timber. Look out. Right off of Donnie Bonaduce. Cannonball. Cute little Donnie when he was little. He was so adorable. Come on, get happy. All right, so here's him on his L.A. radio show yesterday. The Adam Carolla experience. Talking about what happened. This was an award show. Pause. Pause. Come on. Is that for real? Is he injecting steroids right into his larynx? Come on. Is that for real? It can't be. Donnie, come on. Donnie, you're putting on a voice. I guess if you talk that way for long enough, it becomes your voice.

44:36Sure does. But, you know, it's just like, come on, now you know I'm on the radio. It really has that sound. Unpause. This was an award show. There's cameras on booms. There's cameras everywhere. So I'm completely covered, at least in my estimation. I'm sure he'll try and see. Pause. That's that little redhead kid from Partridge. Little Donnie Partridge? Little Donnie Partridge. Holy Toledo. No way, dude. He doesn't sound like he used to. Come on. Pause. But he'll lose rather badly. Right. You know, I didn't bother. I thought, should I go protect myself and go to the doctor and say he hurt me? Should I call the police and say I was attacked? Right. Should I cover him? And I said, you know, there's an awful lot of cameras there. You can see what happens. Oh, Donnie. Cut three. He leaps into the air. He's now got me in what I will refer to as the death crib.

45:36Right, with his legs around your waist. And his arms around my neck, and he's jerking back and forth. Pause. I mean, you forgot about the cameras, bro. We saw it, remember? We watched it. Now, Crush It from sales, he's the big boss in the sales department. He used to be Bonaduce's boss. And he says to him, it reeks of a setup, like it was all set up. Which could be true. It could very well be true. If it is true that they set it up, I think they set it up, but they didn't expect an accident happened. Right. If it's not set up, then here's how I think said thing took place. Well said. I think that Johnny Fairplay...

46:38was trying to have a good time, and he jumped up on Danny Bonaduce. And Danny Bonaduce thought to himself, I'm kind of yoked up. I got, you know, I've got me some muscles. I'm a pretty strong dude. And I'm going to show everybody in this audience how strong I am by throwing this little turnip over my head. Yeah, because I'm basically trying to make... him look like an ass. I'm basically trying to embarrass him and make him look like a dum-dum. Right. Do you guys think that masculinity had anything to do with it? Testosterone. When a guy jumps on the front of you and straddles you... Yeah, don't do that. Every guy in the world thinks, don't touch me. Don't straddle me from the front. Don't touch me, bro. Not only that, but Bonaduce is already in alpha male mode by walking up and going...

47:35They're booing because they hate you. And so he's already in alpha mode. Like, I'm going to do something shocking and very masculine and real hard. Like, this is crazy. And so when he jumps on him, he's like, okay, now's my opportunity to totally make this guy look like a douche. It sounds like he could be in real bad trouble. And it sounds to me like the reason that he's going to be in trouble is simply because this guy, Johnny Fairplay, broke his teeth out when he hit the ground on the other side. Had he not broken the piano keys and spilled them all over the deck. Chicklets. Chicklets. Chicklets. It's like a little Mexican kid at DJ was selling chicklets, tripped and spilled them all over the road.

48:38Let's see. We're still paused. Yeah, unpaused. True as mock sex or trying to knock me to the ground. He's shaking me. So all I do, and he's a full-grown man. I didn't know he'd be so light. I just grab the butt of his jeans and push straight up in the air. Well, he goes flying over my head and apparently landed behind me on his teeth. Now, did you notice, did you look over and notice teeth or blood? I just walked out, gave the guy, the valley guy, my ticket. I didn't think anything really had happened. Yeah, it makes sense. So he walked? He never turns around, Bonaduce. Never turned around? Bonaduce, when you watch the video, he does this thing where he very masculinely lifts him up and throws him over his back. And, like, the cool move is I just threw him over my back, and I'm looking at the audience, and I'm, like, shrugging like.

49:42Whatever. Like, that was easy. Next. Yeah, now I'm out. Like, who's anybody else? Yuck. Yeah, where's Mike Lookingland? What? He played Bobby Brady. No, he played Bobby? He played Bobby Brady. Oh, my gosh. Where's Mike Lookingland? Wow. Nice. That was good, dude. Call in. Crush it. Call in, Mike Lookingland. Yes. I know you're listening. Yes. I want to hear from you, Mike Lookenland. We go to Tianoga Hills. Mike Lookenland. P1 Bobby Brady, I don't know why. P1 Christopher Knight. You call him, Ash. This is Johnny Fairplay's side of the story as given to TMZ. Cut four.

51:01I was at the Fox Reality Awards presenting the last award, and I was just supposed to be on stage alone, and Danny Valadzuchi came up behind me, and he said, because if you were booing, you know, because I'm a bad guy and say boo, he was like, they're booing you because they f***ing hate you. That was a whistle, too. And I said, I know, that's good. So he started to walk off, and I was like, hey, Danny. And I ran and jumped and hugged him with my arms and legs. Like, I've done it on pretty much every show I've ever been on. It's a nice thing. He was like, f*** you. Threw me over his head as hard as he could. I didn't have time to put my hands or anything. And I just went, like, mouth first into the stage. It's a nice thing. Don't get up in people's kitchens. Personal space. Yeah, don't. Don't. Steroid freak. Yes. Absolutely. That's a bad move. That's good advice. Right? But you know what? Listen, don't use anyone as a prop. You know? But, yeah, especially, and I'll tell you, because I'm an addict, especially an addict that's all yoked up. Hi, Crush It. So what were you, tell us what you were saying. Yeah, you know, yesterday I was looking at some of the stuff

52:41on YouTube of what happened, I'm like, man, this so reeks of Bonaduce doing another setup and kind of staging something with some other one-off like that guy. And then when I saw it, when I saw the whole video, that guy was clowning, trying to have kind of like a funny on-screen moment, you know what I mean? And then Danny, being Danny, who is just, I mean, you hit it on the screws. Now, I want to be really clear. I'm not saying that because he's an addict, he's like, that's what addicts do. I'm not saying that because he's an addict, he's like, that's what addicts do. I'm not saying that because I'm an addict and I don't throw people over my shoulders.

53:53But what I'm saying is that it appears that he's got a whole set of personality traits that all sort of align to equal, don't jump up on him. Don't jump up on him. Absolutely. I mean, that is just like jumping on a rock. Some people are okay with being used as a prop. Some people are not okay with being used as a prop. And what I think is kind of nuts is I think you're right. I think Bonaduce is going to get into a lot of trouble with it. And I don't think that he really meant to hurt this guy the way that he did. It just happened that way. But I think that there won't be. But I think that there should be some sort of accountability for getting in a guy's space. I don't think you should be allowed having fun or not.

54:52to jump up on some dude's body and, like, bear hug him. Yeah, and I mean, I'm sure that would all play out if there was some legal ramifications. You know, I mean, there's a lot of video. The guy did that. You know, Danny, Danny, you know, where I kind of disagree with you, Mike, just a tiny bit, is Danny is the kind of guy that you can use and will float out anything if he thinks it's going to keep the cameras rolling. Yeah. But the guy kind of, with his own strength and his own... Yeah, because it's clear he doesn't like the guy. Bonaduce doesn't, he just doesn't care for this guy to begin with. He thinks he's kind of a, you know. He tried to humiliate him. Yeah. He didn't like him anyway. Absolutely. Thank you, dude. Love your take, man. Great. That's Crush It. Bye, sweetie. Crush It knows the guy, man. He worked for Crush It. I mean, I wish that he.

56:12He's never said okay to coming on the air and telling those stories, but those stories are crazy. The interaction between the two of those guys, between Bonaduce and Crush It. This is Johnny Fairplay listing off his injuries. Cut five. I went to the hospital, and then they took me to the dentist. I was in surgery for about two and a half hours. It knocked one tooth out, and then it moved three others. And so... There's like floating bones. One tooth is like shattered eight times. There's like eight breaks or whatever. They did one root canal last night. They're doing two more root canals today. I don't know. It sucks. Listen, I don't care if this guy is doing the wrong thing by jumping up on Bonaduce. And I do think that he's doing the wrong thing by jumping up on Bonaduce.

57:22But I feel bad for him. I know he caused it. I know he was doing something that could potentially end with him getting hurt, but I feel bad for any dude that's got teeth broken in eight places. That sounds painful and awful and terrible, and that sucks. I feel bad for him. Here he is denying attacking Bonaduce. Cut six. I don't think I can attack anyone if you see me. So, you know, he was right about everything else. He did say he threw me, you know, hard, and I was a lot lighter than he thought, you know, and he's, you know. That sounds like they're both right. Do you have any words for Danny Bonaduce? Johnny, cut seven. Do you have anything, any last words to say to Danny? You're mean. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show.

58:33K-I-O-Z, San Diego. The following takes place between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. You know what I'm curious about? How did he think that would go? I don't think he was thinking. I know, but he says that he does that all the time. Like, he said, oh, anybody that knows me knows I've done that. Like, that's my thing. I've done that with people a lot. Like, how does that usually play out? You jump up on him and you do the koala bear thing on him and then Danny's like, he burps you? How does it usually, you know. Runs around. Runs around with you. Puts you down. Changes your typey. Yeah, like puts you down all sweet. Like how does it usually go? Mr. Flay. Oh, that's dumb. Kid Rock. I hate white on white violence. Oh, you'll love this one then. Can't we all just get along? Kid Rock, cut nine. When I came back from the bathroom at the MTV Awards and he was sitting in my chair.

59:42You know, there was nothing I could do. It was pretty much any man would have done the same thing I did. You're sitting in my chair? That's what it sounded like to me. We actually have audio of it. Really? The confrontation between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee? I got the confrontation of him coming...