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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 3
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Rob's paternity dilemmaAccidental shoplifting storiesSurvivor reality show experiencesWWE Diva lifeChildren's Hospital fundraiserUnusual medical survival storiesTV show reviewsCelebrity parenting controversiesFantasy football league talkWorkplace sexual harassmentradio showpaternity test
The show delves into the ongoing 'Rob situation' concerning his alleged paternity, with callers like Jessica sharing personal stories of paternity dilemmas and Brian recounting his 19-year battle for a paternity test. The 'topic jar' prompts a discussion on accidental shoplifting, leading to humorous and surprising anecdotes. WWE Diva Ashley Mazzaro is interviewed about her challenging experience on Survivor, particularly her conflict with contestant Dave. Later, a caller named Shannon shares a shocking story about her sister-in-law's lactating breasts saving her life from a shotgun blast. The broadcast also features a critical review of the new 'Cavemen' sitcom and a segment on Ben Stein's controversial take on Britney Spears' parenting. The overarching theme is a 28-hour marathon fundraiser for Children's Hospital, highlighted by a mother's emotional testimony about her son Bryce's life-saving surgery.
What happened, in order
Rob's Paternity & Shoplifting Topic
The hosts discuss Rob's ongoing paternity situation, then pull 'accidental shoplifting' from the topic jar, leading to personal anecdotes.
Accidental Shoplifting Confessions
Listeners share their accidental shoplifting stories, including a host's ice incident and a caller's brother using her Cabbage Patch doll to smuggle candy.
Jessica's Paternity & Miscarriage Story
Caller Jessica shares a dramatic personal story of not knowing her baby's father, a subsequent miscarriage, and revealing the truth to her husband after marriage.
Brian's Paternity Battle & Mic Collapse
Caller Brian recounts his 19-year struggle to get a paternity test for his twins, while Eddie's microphone stand dramatically breaks mid-call.
Ashley Mazzaro on Survivor
WWE Diva Ashley Mazzaro is interviewed about her challenging experience on Survivor, including harsh conditions and her conflict with fellow contestant Dave.
Post-Interview Breast Discussion
After Ashley Mazzaro's interview, the hosts engage in a humorous and speculative discussion about the size and comfort of her breasts.
Children's Hospital Fundraiser & Bryce's Story
The show highlights its 28-hour marathon fundraiser for Children's Hospital, featuring Nora Middleton's emotional testimony about her son Bryce's craniosynostosis surgery.
Breasts as a Protector Story
Caller Shannon shares a shocking story about her lactating sister-in-law surviving a point-blank shotgun blast because her large breasts absorbed the buckshot.
Reviewing the 'Cavemen' Sitcom
Eddie gives a detailed and critical review of the new 'Cavemen' sitcom, finding it strange, unfunny, and focused on 'racial divide' themes.
Ben Stein on Britney Spears
A clip of Ben Stein defending Britney Spears' parenting, arguing she's an 'authentic American' for feeding her kids soda and Doritos, which the hosts disagree with.
People mentioned
RobSeanEddieMikeyAshleySkyLiliJessicaBrianMelissaSamShannonP1 DetailSpider-ManDaveAshley MazzaroMatt HardyB-DubNora MiddletonBryceDr. Hal MeltzerDr. Stephen CohenBen SteinBritney SpearsJay
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I have to be my kid because I couldn't get enough of the hair. Crazy in the hair. You know, man. Crazy in the gamma. He sent a picture. Wait, no, that's not happening. He sent a picture. Yeah. A free picture. Yeah. Of him in what appears like a compromising position. Oh, man. But you can't see anyone else even in the photograph. Oh, well, that's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. And he's like. Oh, you can't see her? Yeah. Her elbow's right there, ma. Look again. Check it out. It's between my third and fourth elbow. Hers is right in there. You can see. Somewhere. You look close. You got to look close, ma'am. I am going to go tinkle. And when I come back, why don't we reach into the idea jar? I like it. What do you think? I love it. First time reaching into the idea jar? Topic jar. The topic. Let's get it right. Whatever it is. Oh. Wow. Can you talk into the microphone? How are we feeling? Sean. I can't. I don't want to do this. I don't either. Sean doesn't have to talk in the microphone. Special exception, Sean. Well, first of all. Yes, Sean. What? Wow. Don't do this. Don't be like this. Anyway.
Why is she doing this to me? I don't know. Okay. Can I ask Sean a question? Don't. What's the thing hanging around his neck? You're the biggest horse's ass in the world. Are you talking to Eddie? What is it? No, I'm talking to you. It's my headphones. Those aren't headphones. But it's weird. You have these earbuds, and then the wire runs down. They're sport headphones. What's the little, like... Is that like a volume controller? Yeah, it's a volume controller. Is that because your ears are hot? Yes. Well, because we have the over-the-ear, you know. I actually want to take mine off for a little bit. Ah, see there. Get a little fresh air. Yeah, there you go. Circulating the ears. Feels terrific. So what do you guys think about Rob? Is he the father? We need a test ASAP. Yeah.
He's going to take one. He's looked into it. I think that she does sound a little crazy. A little? He's bat-ass crazy. I know. So I'm leaning toward probably... He's not. I can tell you right now he's not. Well, just the fact that you want to talk about the birth certificate. What are you hiding? Part of me goes, well, she is crazy, so who knows? She could have put Daffy Duck on the birth certificate. It wouldn't surprise me. And then the other part of me goes, well, I know Rob, and I know he was smart when there was situations. He wore a hat. I thought he didn't wear a hat. He did wear a hat? He wore a hat. Are you guys ready to reach into the topic jar? Oh, how fun. Yay. Whatever the topic is, we will discuss. The topic is... Have you ever accidentally shoplifted? I think I did accidentally shoplift within the last year, and I took it back, very embarrassed, and I don't remember what it was. But it was like in the parking lot that I realized, but I don't remember what it was. I did it probably about six months ago where I, in my head, thought I told the teller or the...
checkout person that I was going to get ice. You know how they usually have ice, like, in the front of the store or whatever, that I needed a couple bags. And when I got in my car, you know, I just went and paid for my stuff and did all this stuff and put the groceries in the car, got the ice, was halfway home and realized I didn't tell the gal that I needed the ice. And so I just walked out. Did you go back? No. I wouldn't have. How about you guys? When I was a kid, my brother used to steal stuff by shoving it in the diaper of my Cabbage Patch kid when I wasn't looking, and then I was basically like my brother's drug mule or his candy mule because, you know, we weren't allowed to have the candy in the house because of the food coloring. So he would take candy, he would shove it in my Cabbage Patch doll's diaper, and then I would carry it out not, you know, knowing anything that's going on, and then he would get home and retrieve it. And then one time my mom caught on and made both.
my brother and myself go back to the grocery store and apologize to the manager. Like all militant? Yeah. And you're like, I didn't even know. Yeah. Did you tell her, like, hey, give me a break? Right. What'd she say? Well, it doesn't matter. Wow. You were a part of it either way. But you weren't really a part of it. Not really. Yeah. Well, I did enjoy some candy after the fact. I did. If we're being honest, I didn't know about it. You're awful. You know, I did get it. That little piece of gum. Let's see. Who's this? Jessica. Jessica, were you calling about the Rob situation? Yes. What were you calling to say? I got pregnant and wasn't sure whether it was my ex-boyfriend or my current boyfriend at the time. My ex-boyfriend had recently, in the last six months, had had a baby already. So I was really scared. told my boyfriend that it was his, and he lived about six hours away, told him it was his, and we went about two to three months thinking that it was his when I knew, you know, I didn't know. I assumed, but I didn't really truly know, and I mean, the end result could have been horrible. You assumed that you didn't really truly know. What does that mean?
It means you knew, but you didn't really want to say it. Women's intuition, you think you know. And who did you think it was, the current or the... If I was more than one person, you don't know. Who did you think it was, the current or the ex? The current. But the ex had a baby six months prior, so it's kind of, you know, it's a little scary. Well, I don't understand. The ex had the baby six months prior, so it's scary. What does that mean? Like, I don't get it. Well, he already had a baby, so it obviously means that he's fertile. Okay. But you, and you weren't sure. And I was not sure. How closely together were the situations? Oh, like a weekend, like a week apart. So one weekend, the current, and then you cheated with the ex? One weekend, the ex, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I cheated with the ex. So what happened? Who did the babies turn out to be? Well, I ended up having a miscarriage. Oh. Mm-hmm. But, I mean, it was a blessing in disguise, but, you know.
That's the fact of the matter, and I'm married now to my current boyfriend and told him the truth after this, you know, this much time. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, when did you tell him about it? I told him after we got married. Oh, my goodness. And how long from the miscarriage to when you actually told him? After I got married, you miss? Well, when you told him, yeah, like, are we talking a year, five years? Yeah, probably about a year. How did he take it? How did he take it? He was really upset. He was mad, but he got over it. He was like, you know what, that was in the past, and, you know, we have a baby now. Awesome. My baby's six months old now, but, you know, but that was about four years ago, and I was young, 18, in beauty school, and wasn't thinking, so. Wow. Have you seen the X since then?
No, he's from up north where I used to live, and I don't see him. Wow. No, I would never want to see him. There you go. Hey, thank you. I stepped away from that situation after it all ended. I said that he's not who I want to be with, so I'm not even going to deal with it. Thank you very much, Jessica. Okay. That's Jessica. Now people are calling in. So people are calling in kind of about two different topics. One is the Rob situation. And the other is, have you ever accidentally stole something? P1 Lili's on the line. Lili, are you there? Yeah. What'd you accidentally steal? A pair of underwear. How did it happen? What? It was right when the little boy shorts got really big. Yeah. And I wanted to try a pair on. I had a really cute pair at this store back in Georgia where I'm from. Right. And I tried on some other stuff, and I'm still checking out the little boy shorts or whatever. And I proceeded to put my pants back on and put all the other clothes back on the rack and walked out of the store. And I didn't realize until I got home and threw my pants off that I had two pairs of underwear.
The one did not belong to me. You know, the crazy thing about that is that with women, you are allowed to try underwear on. Men don't try underwear on. Well, but you're supposed to keep your underwear on. Is that how it works? Yeah, same with bathing suits. So gross. Even men, man. Even with a bathing suit, you want to do that because they have those little sanitary strips in there, but how sanitary is it? Now, do you... I'm interested because this is something that I have no knowledge of how this works. So let me ask all the women here. Sky, I'm going to start with you. Do you think that there is a percentage of women that does not want to try them on over her underwear and wants to know if they fit good normally? Oh, yeah. There is. Definitely. Yes, there is. And they assume most of the other women are playing by the rules. Yes. So they're going to be putting on a fresh pair of underwear. Right. Which is why, Mikey, I don't wear a thong. If I get to wear an outfit that requires a panty line being, you know, invisible, I'm just going to die in Alpharetto. I'm going to go commando. So there are women. Alpharetto. So there are women that try underwear on and break the unspoken rule.
You got to count on it. Wow. That is disgusting. Disgusting, yes. All right. Thank you, Lili. Thank you, Mike. Appreciate it. Ash, have you ever tried on a pair of underwear the normal way? I don't. I mean, I know my size in underwear, and so when I even do buy it because I don't wear underwear, I know my size. Look at Sean just got so upset. That really upset Sean. That really upset Sean. Sean, why is it upsetting? I mean. I already have a kind of a... But a lot of guys think that's sexy, Sean. Yeah. Oh, are you kidding me? Is it that you're, like, one layer closer to, like, business? Yeah. I think it's gross. Yeah, it bothers them. I think it's disgusting. Everything, dude. I mean, like, I don't know. Stuff, you know. Thank you. P1, Brian? Yeah. Go ahead. All right.
He's calling about Rob. You're calling about the Rob situation. Yes, exactly. I was in a similar situation. I'm 41 years old, and 19 years ago, almost 20 years ago, I was in a similar situation, only the children hadn't been born yet. They're twins, a boy and a girl. But 19 years ago, men didn't have the rights that they have now. We couldn't force a paternity test. So it took 10 years before I finally got a paternity test. And I got that through the state of California after I got a bill for $32,000 in child support arrears. Wow. And at the time, I was married with two children. And basically, they cleaned out my checking account and were taking almost half of my paycheck. Really? And it wasn't yours? Pardon me? And it wasn't yours? No, they were mine. I got tested through the state of California. And so it turned out they were your kids. Yeah, I ended up getting custody of them. Oh, wow. Wow. Well, it's an example of taking a test. What just happened? What just happened? I think it broke. Oh, come on. We got to go. What? I can't believe this. Is that part threaded? I think it sheared right off the threads. It did. Eddie's microphone just collapsed. Dude. That is crazy. I've never seen that happen. I've never seen that happen.
I've never seen that before. That's crazy. Look at that. We're going to need a welder and a cotton swab. This is nuts. Mike's on it. Michael fixed it. Mike can do it. He's such a handyman. Shut up. But doesn't Mike hire people to change his light bulb? No, I do not. 26 hours left. I really do have very soft hands. Yeah, Mike, you have 26 hours. Yeah, they're very delicate and feminine. I think it's broken, dude. Mike's got it. Look at him. Yeah. Look at those delicate, effeminate hands. What is this? I have no idea. Oh, look at that. Oh, they might fix it after all. Oh, wow. Not good. Don't let go.
Don't ever give up. Never surrender. I'll never let go. I did it. I did it. I did it. Oh, I did it. Rob. Are you okay? Like, yeah, but dude, you got me good, though. Are you all right? Like, you gotta be gentle with this thing. You gotta not cuss. Push the thing up, Rob. Yeah. Don't cuss. Tell me when I can. No, no, no. Has anyone called an engineer? Apparently we don't need one. No, you can't go, Eddie. You can't leave. They're fixing it right now. They're fixing it. No, no, dude, it's okay. Excuse, excuse. Eddie, where are you going? He's leaving. He just walked out. Now you can just... I got pressure on him now. I was using my finger before. I mean, are you kidding me right now? Right? Look at this. What's going on? Did you go to the restroom, Ashley? Yes.
No. Let's call engineering. Yeah. I already did. I mean, I already knew that you're useless when it comes to handyman work. His mic, see his headphones on. Well, I just, I knew deep down that no matter how many hours, even if it was for the remainder of the 28-hour show, that he tried to fix that mic, it would... No, let's turn that off. She was just singing your praises, dude. Yeah, we've got to turn that off right away. What happened? Where's my snare? Our chief engineer is coming over to take a look at what was going on. How did that happen, John? Yeah, John Rick. That's crazy. Does anybody know where Eddie is? He left home. He left in protest. I wonder where he went.
sign that he couldn't find his headphones and his microphone stand broke. That is pretty crazy that the two of them happened. So he went home. Mikey Show, hello. Well, he cursed on the air and we had to hit the button. What? Is that what you meant? Sorry. When did you do that? Oh, that. You didn't know that he cussed, Ashley? No, I need someone to tell me because I didn't even know that. No, you don't have to. We hit the button. But when I'm recording? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He cussed about, when he first went under the table to try to fix the microphone stand, he cursed. Okay, thank you. He said the S word. Okay, great. So that you know to fix it. Awesome, thank you. You know what to listen for. Okay, cool. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, this is Melissa. This is P1 Melissa. Hey, what's up? Hi, I just wanted to actually say something about Boston Rob's poor little situation. Go ahead.
I feel really bad for him, first of all, because that girl, you can tell from her voice she's totally lying. I agree. Yeah. And, you know, my husband has a son from a previous relationship, and it just causes him more and more and more problems because the girl's psycho. Right. And if that girl won't take a test, then she's definitely not a real mother. Did you hear when... We asked, why didn't you call Rob when you found out you were pregnant? And there was like the strangest reaction. Yeah, yeah. I heard that because I'm at work and I listen to the Mikey show every day at work. Sweet. And, you know, that drives me nuts. I just had a son in October of last year. Right. Or not October, November. Your son is two months younger than my son. Yes, he is. Cool. I was thinking about that when I heard that your wife was pregnant, and then I found out I was. I was like, oh, that's cool. We're pregnant at the same time. That's cool. But the thing about it is that me being a mother, I know that I would never be able to, like, keep that. And then the fact that she will not say who's on the birth certificate just tells you she's lying. Yeah, I agree.
And the thing I was going to suggest is that you guys, I know that gambling is illegal in California. You can't take bets. But you should have people call in and see who has opinions on whether or not it's his. I honestly, Eddie's back now. Eddie, do you think that there's one person listening that thinks that that's Rob's kid? Probably not. I don't think so. I mean, she. Yeah, once you said who's on the birth certificate and she was like, I don't think I should tell. Right. Wicked, wicked ass. I don't know. Wicked ass. No, the fact that she got that way, like, drove me nuts. I just wanted to reach through my little speakers on my desk and hit her in the head. The other weird thing I thought about it was when. That lady called in, and she said, whose name did you put on the birth certificate? Because if you put Rob's name on the birth certificate, they would have to be investigating it, and she wouldn't say. My husband pays child support for his other son, and it doesn't matter. If he was to quit his job and go get a new job, they're there. Can you put unknown? Yes. No. Like father of the baby unknown? I don't think you can. Sean says you can. Yeah, you can. I've had a friend who had to do that before.
She legitimately did not know. Wow. Nice. Who's your friend? If you can't narrow it down to one person or a group. Seriously. Well, let me give you her number one. Thank you very much. Eyes wide shot. Thank you. I just feel really bad for B-Rob, and I hope that they find out that it's not him. I think we all do. Yeah. Thank you. All of us. Hey, where are you listening today? I'm in Miramisa. Are you going to be listening all day long? Yeah. Because we're going to be on until 10 tomorrow morning. I know. I'm going to watch Top Gun with you guys tonight. Rad. I love that movie, so I think it'll be funny. Thank you for the call. Yeah, have a good one. All right, you too. The movies that we're watching tonight are, the first one starts at 10 o'clock. It's Top Gun. The second one is Footloose, and that is at 12 o'clock at midnight, around about. Look at B-Dub. Hey, B-Dub. You guys look great today. Thank you, dude. You guys really do. You guys have tons of energy right now. Hey, are you coming in for the movies? I will be here for the movies. You know, we're playing fantasy football this weekend. Are we mashed up against one another? Yeah. It's an easy win for you, Mike. It's not. It is. It's not. He's the worst. He's the worst. Dude, he's got LT and Randy Moss. Adrian Peterson's out, though. Adrian Peterson's out. I have a dilemma. Do I go with Drew Brees? Talk in the microphone. And I'm without Chad Johnson with a bye week. And Lamont Jordan is gone.
Well, you know, Lamont Jordan got the curse of death when Mike Costa endorsed him last week, so you don't have to worry about that. You know what? You're a tough team. I give you credit. Not anymore. Eddie and I talked about it. For where you were in the draft towards the back end, you're usually towards the back end. I think, no, I mean. I picked in the top three the last three years. I know. I was really impressed with your team. He always tries to do that. He always tries to downplay his team. But he's got one of the better teams in the league. It's not. Eddie, have you seen it? Here we go. Here we go, everybody. Lamont Jordan's out. Chad Johnson is out. Enjoy the show, everybody. I'm not kidding. Well, what about me? I pull off a trade, and at one point it looked like it might have been the dumbest trade of all times with Tom Brady going to try to break Peyton Manning's record. Thank gosh Randy Moss has been on fire because Drew Brees has done nothing. I have nothing at wide receiver. Nothing at wide receiver. The only one I have going for me is Chad Johnson, one player. He tried to pick up Dwayne Bowe. You got him ahead of me. Yeah. Eddie got him ahead of me. So now I'm going to try to cross my fingers and hope that Patrick Creighton has another one this weekend. Oh, that's a good pickup. I mean, Terry Glenn's not back right now. I mean, fantasy football right now has been kind of a topsy-turvy thing.
When we talk about it on the show, one of my leagues, my team is absolutely horrible. Seriously, one of the worst teams I've ever seen. I scored seven points this week. Against me. Against Eddie. And Eddie only scored like 20-something points. I mean, it was just ridiculous. I think right now with fantasy football owners, they're freaking out. I mean, I have LT in our league here, and he had obviously the touchdown, but people just expect him to get 40 points again. Did you hear about Alex Smith? Yeah. His shoulder is, like, worse. And they say he's probably going to be done for the year. Yeah, at first they said he didn't need surgery. Now they're saying it projects like it's a season at Wiltshire. Why I made the move in my other league and picked up the hottest quarterback in the league, Derek Anderson. Who would have thought some guy from the Browns would have a hell of a lot more touchdowns than anybody else? Right. Well, at running back, I had my number one running back was Willie Parker. I have him in my other league. My number two running back was Clinton Portis. who I understand is jacked up. And my number three in the sixth round, I took Lamont Jordan. And I've been playing every week. I mean, we were shocked by that. I mean, I thought he was terrible. For me, it's Adrian Peterson late. The guy I thought would be phenomenal, Jarius Norwood, isn't even starting in Atlanta. It just shows you where I was. I was trying to be ahead of the game. I think right now in fantasy football, the best acquisitions are the people right now that...
are just consistent. I mean, the people that said, I'm going to go with Terrell Owens and go with some of those guys, and you kind of said, nah, they're going to blow up. Those are just good picks right now. I mean, they're solid. Mike's got Tony Romo. Yeah, well. See, downplaying. Tony Romo is my saving grace. That's my deal that's helping me every week. He's kind of like the new Derek Jeter of sports, though. I mean, really, like when they say, what athlete would you want to be? And people say, oh, the shortstop of the Yankees. You know, a lot of times, just. I know, Rob. Take it easy. It's just typically that's what people say. Right now, the quarterback of the Cowboys is like one of those positions. I mean, the guy's a stud. He's pulling a hot chick. He's playing great football. He just can't hold a snap. What do you think about your trade with Boston Rob on draft day? Well, I want to say Drew Brees is going to bounce back. He's got to do something, right? You've got to tell people the trade was Boston Rob cried. Cryed like a little girl. I don't get that way. I want Tom Brady. I want Tom Brady. That's verbatim of how it went down. I almost cried. That's exactly how it went down. And he was beating up on Zeth. And Zeth, you're such a jerk. I was BS. Zeth didn't want to listen to me. How can I be teammates? Zeth showed his expertise when he goes, oh, he'll be there in the fifth round. Yeah, dude, what a goofball. Look who's carrying us all the way to the top, Mr. Tom Brady, the man god. Rob trades. Man god. So Rob trades. What can't he do?
Rob trades Drew Brees and Randy Moss to B-Dub for Tom Brady. And Tom Brady's been doing great for you. Oh, really? Yes. You think? No, yes. But he's throwing a Randy Moss. Thank God. I know. B-Dub, that could have been the worst trade of history. And kind of what it was was Eddie and I both flat out said, I knew I had two picks there. We were doing the snake draft, and I was at one, so we were coming back down. And I said, if you don't take him here, Rob, I guarantee you I will take him. And a lot of it was to be out of spite. Obviously. The other part was, why wouldn't I take one of the top three quarterbacks in the league right there? Peyton was already off the board. I mean, he was obviously the number one. Carson Palmer was off the board. Yeah, that's right, he was. Carson Palmer went off as well on the snake. So I said, oh, I'm going to take him. And then all of a sudden, the look of, I thought that they were going to get into full-on, like, MMA mode. I mean, Rob was looking at him. I was ready to. I was ready to. I mean, he went early. So, yes, that's where we're at. So there it is. A little fantasy football talk. It was a pleasure. Thank you very much.
B-Dub, you going to be with us? Kind of hanging out? Whatever you guys need today. Big fan of the show. It sounds great. He's a P-1 sales guy. Fucking sharp, buddy. Don't you ever. Don't you ever. Don't you ever. He's a programmer, Eddie. I like how all of a sudden Puff Eddie was like the gigantic talent on Star 100.7. Absolutely, wasn't he? I remember him as that. P-1 Sam is on the line. Are you there, Sam? Hi, yes. What's up? Question for Rob? Yes, your question for Rob is? Okay, my question for Rob is that... That is a great question. I don't know, because that's what I do. Rob. Not anymore. I make better decisions. I know, but Rob, you're speaking like this chick is so nuts. This chick is so crazy. This chick is so, so, so, so, so. And P1 Sam on the line is just asking you, well, if you know that, why are you getting with her? Why did I? Yes. Back in the day, I was drinking a lot, and she was hot. What can I say? Like you've never done that? Come on, Miss. It's an honest answer. Seriously. Come on, Miss. Like you've. I'm sure I hooked up with you, too. Thank you, Sam. Okay, thanks. Let me see you. Guess who we have on the line? From the TV show. Well, first of all, she's a WWE diva.
But she was recently kicked off of Survivor. It is Ashley Mazzaro. Hi, guys. How you doing? I'm doing good. We're doing this big marathon. It's crazy. It's awesome. We're going to be on the air for 28 straight hours. Awesome. Wow, that's sick. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's way cool. So you're a WWE diva, but you were also on Survivor, and I watched those episodes, and I was kind of sorry to see you go. I thought you would have gone on to be a very good player. Thanks. I know. If I had gotten the opportunity, I think that there would have been a lot more stuff that they would have hoped that I was there for, like challenges and things like that. Yeah, I bet CBS was bummed. Yeah. Well, the guy that you did not get along with, his name is Dave, right? Right. Okay, now, I'm going to tell people, from the very first episode, I did not care for this guy Dave. I thought from the very first episode that he was that guy. And what I mean by that is there was a couple of things that I didn't like. Number one, he came up to you after you were sick, and he said to you, hey, listen.
don't worry about the fact that you're sick. Don't make that think that you're going to get kicked out of here and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're not on the chopping block. You're not on the chopping block. And there was a couple of things I didn't like about it. Like, number one, I thought, well, it's not like you're the decider of anything anyway. Right, like all of a sudden he's taking his role like it's up to him. Right, like it's up to you that if she's going to stay or go anyway. So I didn't like that. But second of all, I thought if he is then going to vote for her to leave, That was so unnecessary. Yeah. I didn't ask you, hey, Dave, do you think this will affect my game? Right. You came up to me on your own free will. It talks about who he is, like what kind of guy would do that. So I didn't like those two things. But the other thing that I didn't like was he's also the guy that, like, when you guys lose the immunity challenge, you guys come back from losing the immunity challenge. he starts to give this speech where he's like, okay, guys, we lost it. Let's get over it. Come on. And I'm like, oh, no, he's that guy. Yeah, he's going there. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It totally, oh, so irritating. Listen, guys, sorry I didn't come through for you guys, but listen, next time we'll, like, with this heartfelt speech. Right. You should have listened to us and made some rice before we went out there so you didn't pass out. Exactly.
Ashley, do you know what it was that got you sick? No, but I mean, like, once we first got out there, I mean, we were, like, drinking mud puddles. So it could be anything. I mean, we were literally, like, surviving off the ground because we hadn't had any challenges yet. And was everybody actually doing that? You guys were thirsty? Oh, that's terrible. I'm not even joking. Amy ate a live earthworm, and I told her that she shouldn't eat it live, and it swarmed around her belly, and she was, like... Come on. She could feel it. I could feel it moving. I'm like, it's not moving. It's in your head. Just let it go. Just don't think about it. Like, I mean, like, yeah. Like, we're literally surviving on nothing because you have limited area of space where you're allowed to go. And there's nothing on this area. And basically, you have to earn your right to live, you know, by winning challenges. That is horrendous. If you don't win, there's nothing.
Wow. You're literally surviving off what's on the ground, and I wouldn't eat the worms. I'm like, listen, I ain't going home with parasites. You guys can do that, and I'll just, you know, I'll drink some of this mud water, and there's, like, bugs on the top of it, and, like, you know what I mean? It's really nice. And everybody was getting sick, but, like, you know, I guess they made the main focus of me. Well, now, Ashley, we're talking to Ashley Mazzaro. She's a WWE diva and a survivor cast-off now. She was kicked off on the second show. Did you... When it happened, did you see it coming? Did you think that they were going to kind of do that to you? Here's the thing. Before we left for tribal council, I talked to Jamie, Sharia, Eric, even Frosty a little bit. And, like, basically, you know, we talked about everything. Like, Dave, about me and about, you know, how they were nervous. I could see where they were in a position where Dave, they finally started the fire, right? And he says, this is why I spent 20 hours in the barbecue pit. But what they didn't show is that... All of our tinder was wet. You can't start a fire with wet wood. You know what I mean? So it took another six to seven hours, and then the rice fell with no rain. Yeah, I didn't really get what it was. What was he building? I didn't even get what he was building. Some massive fire pit. It was, like, no joke. It was big enough for Rosa Peg. Like, why? Why a big fire pit? I don't know why. I mean, like, all we had was just a little pot with some rice. Like, I would, I mean, honestly, it would be like building a...
a jungle gym for you guys to have, and, like, spending time on a jungle gym. Like, yeah, it'll be fun to play on the jungle gym, but it's just unnecessary. You could build a small fire pit to get stuff started, and then if you want to spend your time making the bigger one, go ahead. What for? Like, do it when we have extra time. What an idiot. Trying to get ready for a challenge. I know that... All the girls are coming up to me saying, we've got to say something, and Jamie tried to, bless her heart, she went up to him and she goes... Dave, I just really feel like we should maybe build a baby fire, you know, just have a little something just right here on behalf of what you're building so we can eat for the challenge. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And, like, everybody was just scared of him. I think he's going to be gone soon. I think he's going to be gone soon. I think they're going to vote him. I know what they said. I mean, I was there. I heard them. And they wanted to vote for him, but they were just nervous to come back out once he got the fire started. They were nervous to come back to camp in the middle of the night without him. So as a parent, you know what I mean? Exactly. We'll do it this way. I'll get it done. And so, you know, they were nervous, and they ended up voting me off because of it, and I guarantee you his ship is sinking. As a WWE diva, how did you get cast for Survivor? Well, it was weird. Like, I expressed an interest in doing Survivor. You know, more than like a, hey, wouldn't that be me? You know, that would be so fun. I think I could do it, and I think I could win. And, like, it turns out that WWE, like,
CBS had contacted them or somehow they got some sort of thing going and some relationship built and they remembered that I had said that. And so they came to me and they're like, do you want to do this? I'm like, heck yeah, I do. You know, I told you that I wanted you already. And they were like, well, we're not sure because it meant I was going to be off TV for a while. Right. So they're like, I don't know. It took a long time to finally negotiate enough where they were happy and like I could go. But they weren't right off the bat. They didn't say yes. Addie, you got a question? Yeah, so you're still with the WWE? Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, okay. I'm getting ready to come back. Oh, cool. Ashley. My name's No Mercy. I'm going to kick back and watch that on pay-per-view. Ashley Mazzaro on the phone. Getting back in the ring. Ashley's a WWE diva. You also did Playboy earlier this year. Were you a tomboy growing up, or were you a girly girl? Oh, yeah, for sure. I was a total tomboy. I never thought I'd be on the cover of Playboy. That was so bizarre. It was awesome. It was fun. I grew up with one little brother. He's two years younger than me, and we fought, and we played games. We were always very athletic kids. So I grew up that way, and this is what I turned out to be. My mom never realized that she would have a restaurant for a daughter.
Are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? No, I'm single. Well, I'm sure there's a lot of guys. I don't know. I don't meet them. It's so funny. People don't even, like, when I meet them, they're like, hi. Would you ever date a wrestler? They don't talk to me. I don't know why. Maybe they think I'm going to beat them up or something. It's ridiculous. Now, wait a minute. Let me ask you about that. Now, at the events, because you guys all travel together, and we've talked to wrestlers before where they say a lot of times they will. carpool together if it's a short stint, like from Tucson to Phoenix or something like that. Oh, yeah, we carpool together a lot. So when you're in the car, don't you guys, have you, there hasn't been a guy that you find that you have a lot. What's that? Have I ever dated a wrestler? Well, not necessarily have you dated a wrestler. Maybe you have. Have you? Yes. Okay. I dated Matt Hardy for a little while. Oh, okay. So. I don't. So when we're in the car together. When you guys are in the car together, I would think that on long road trips you would figure out, I really like this guy. You know what I mean? Yes, that's what happens. And that's why a lot of wrestlers and a lot of divas end up marrying. Like there's a car, there's like Charmelle and Booker T or Tori Wilson and Billy Kidman. There's a lot of wrestlers who end up marrying divas because you're on the road with these people 300 days a year and this is all you get. This is all you know. Right. So you guys are hot. These are people you trust. Yeah, plus you're all good looking.
You guys are usually good-looking. You know, you guys... Put us on the road together. It's inevitable, you know? You just haven't met a guy that you necessarily click with in a romantic way. That will understand my job, too, where I'm, like, gone a lot. Right. Well, see, that's what I'm saying. It's got to be really tough. Yeah, it's definitely hard to maintain a relationship. I had a boyfriend when I first started in this company, like, three years ago, and, I mean... three months into this job, it fizzled, and we were together for like three years. Oh, wow. That's a bummer. Yeah, it's too hard. I mean, it's just too hard to maintain a relationship and have somebody understand why you're gone so long and why you can't pick up a phone at this moment. Yeah. Ashley, you sound like a really cool chick, and I appreciate you coming on the show. Yeah, for sure. I'll be seeing you soon in San Diego. We tour over there, so. Yeah, maybe you guys should... Ray Mysterio's hometown. That's right. Yeah, he's been in here before. You guys should stop in. If you ever come in and you have a little extra time, stop in and say hi in the studio. I definitely will. Thanks so much, guys. All right. We'll see you, Ashley. All right. Later. That's Ashley Mazzaro. She seems very sweet, like a nice girl. She's got a lot of energy. Huge boobs. Yeah. I wanted to ask about them, but we ran out of time. How come you didn't? Well, as soon as I raised my hand and you were going into your thing, and then Eddie gave you the wraps. How would you have said it?
I was going to say. It was a great question. What were you going to say? I was going to say, I don't mean to get personal, and you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but it was hard not to notice your breasts while watching Survivor. I would really like to know what size they are. Wow. I wanted to know that. What a great question. You're crazy. And then if she was cool with answering that. I do not believe that they are a D cup. If she was cool with asking that, I was going to ask what her original size was. What did she go from? No way we can get her back on? Maybe later. Maybe if you write the publicist and say, can we have her for just one minute? Literally one minute. Let's see what happens. Because I couldn't even guess what size those are. I don't believe that they are a double D cup. They're way bigger than that. I believe they're way bigger than that. Way bigger. Really? Oh, yeah. And they look painful. Yes, they do. They look painful. They look awkward and uncomfortable. And so...
The second part of your question, I'm going, I'll bet she was a B cup or a small C cup who went to whatever it is. But it doesn't look comfortable. And with her profession, you would think those get in the way. And would be dangerous. Maybe they're a defense mechanism. How would that work? Yeah, how would that work? People come at her. She's, you know. See, and I don't know. A defense mechanism usually is a personality trait. It's kind of like a bulletproof vest, but for a chick. Yeah. There you go. Bulletproof breast. It's a bulletproof breast that isn't bulletproof, is what she's saying. Thank you. Is that what she's saying? I'm trying to understand. That's what you're saying, right? Isaiah Thomas found guilty of sexual harassment. The woman that he sexually harassed was awarded $11.6 million. That's it? That is a lot of dough. And Madison Square Garden has to pay it. Because that's who employed them? The employer of the Knicks is Madison Square Garden. Did she work for the Knicks or did she work for MSG? I would guess it has to be MSG because that's who's having to pay it.
She was a marketing executive. I wonder what the interaction was. Probably Isaiah just coming in. And I know he tried to kiss her one time. Really? And when she pulled back, he was like, what, no love today? What? You know, and stuff like that. And he would call her, you know, baby and those kind of things all the time. Oh, my. Yeah. The playoffs start today. The Padres are not in them. And the Red Sox have left. Tim Wakefield off the playoff roster. Yeah. I guess he's got a bad back. I'm sure Rob could speak more about this. What's going on with Tim Wakefield? Yeah, speak to it. Give us the inside dirt. Yeah, come on, Rob. Yeah. What? What's up? Wakefield? First of all, take it easy. First of all, take it easy. So excited. Take it easy. Very excited. Happy to be here today. What? Yeah, Wakey ain't going to be in this playoff. Why? Well, we've got to go with the Aces.
Wake hasn't been that reliable towards the end. He's got a little bit of a, I don't know exactly what a sore, but he sat out. He was supposed to start a while back. He sat out. Julian Tavares had to come in and pitch for him. And then he's just kind of trailed off at the end of the season. So he's got some sort of sore. Are we talking like a cold sore or what? Yes, a cold sore. What is that, B-Dub? Well, you didn't. Is that? Are these your headphones? I don't know. Where were they? Where were they? I was talking to Flounder. And we were rapping, and I looked over to the right when I walked in yesterday where you were standing. That's... I left him there. And I go, are those Eddie's headphones? The phone goes, oh, my God. Holy cow. Well, I thought you said you brought him in this morning. I thought I did. I don't know. Oh, oh, oh. Wow. So look, I didn't take him. Duh. He's accusing me. Yeah. Thanks, dude. Eddie's got his headphones back. Woo. Good day, Eddie. You got your second wind? You're second away. We're two hours, 45 minutes. How does that feel? Like an old friend. Yeah. Like a glove. We're two hours, 45 minutes into the 28 hours. I've been accusing Jay this whole time. He hadn't stopped. He was giving me the stink eye. Jay, you took him, right? You put him in Flounder's studio. Of course. I knew you did it. Nice job, dude. Okay, I want to let people know the whole reason that we're doing this.
is to raise some money for Children's Hospital. Now, at 10 o'clock, people are going to be able to go online and donate money. I'm assuming that the studio, the front office is now open here, right? So people can bring money here, Jay? And it's up and running online right now as well. Oh, it is online now? Cool. So you can go online and donate money to Children's Hospital, which... You talk about changing lives, man. They have changed some lives. My name is Nora Middleton. I'm Bryce's mom. When he was first born, we noticed a little bit of a ridge down the center of his head. I knew and had a gut feeling that there was something wrong. The problem that Bryce had was called craniosynostosis. The fears definitely came true. He made us feel comfortable in that he said they deal with it very regularly down at Children's. They had a 100% success rate. When you look at the scope of things, you're very, very lucky. We were super fortunate that San Diego happened to be the place, and we were here in San Diego. I met somebody there whose child has muscular dystrophy, and basically from that moment,
I turned my thinking around and said, instead of how unfortunate for us that, thank God, this is something fixable. Their son, their child isn't. That's a lifelong thing. Had his surgery at four months old, so this is a tiny infant. And I think just the level of care and comfort and... You know, they were treating him basically like he was their own child. And I think we felt very confident that he was in such good hands after we had looked and researched and found that these two doctors, Dr. Hal Meltzer and Dr. Stephen Cohen, were tops in this field. Around and squeaking and carrying on, and just like any other baby his age should be, and certainly... There it is. If you would like to donate money...
You could do that by going to rock1053.com, Jay. Sean, we should put a link on ours, too, on MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. I'll do it right now. Ashley? Yeah, you're right. Okay. We're doing this for Children's Hospital. We want to be able to raise money for kids that are there and need all sorts of things from the... from the devices that they use to supply air, from making sure that they have enough blood, making sure that they have all the things that they need to be able to take care of kids. And this year it's awesome to be able to be attaching the 28-hour show to something that matters. Yeah, and if you're a P1, I'm sure you're looking forward to the 28-hour show. And, you know, if you're enjoying it, you're having a good time, take you 10 seconds, go to the website, you know, give a couple bucks. you know, dollar counts. So just give a little bit. Cool. Shawnee, we're good to go? Yep, it's on the site. It's on MikeyShow.com right now. Go to MikeyShow.com, and you can donate money and get some money in there for Children's Hospital. Now, where do you go? When you get there, where can they find it? Where is it located? Click on the giant 28-hour show logo. Okay. And it's on the 28-hour show page at the bottom. I'll put it on the top. I'll move it.
the top okay yeah let's make it so it's real big and when people get there it'd be real easy to do it uh cool uh let's see what else we got going on in three hours and 10 minutes i'm gonna be in a cooking competition excited i am not really i am not excited it's fun i'm telling you you're gonna have a blast i mean you're not gonna win but you're a great So I don't know why you would be. But I mean, you're a great cook. You should be confident in your skills. We're men. They're women. What does that mean? Very, very, very, very, very intimidated. That you have a penis? Yes. And we can cook with it. P1 Shannon is calling in to tell us that women's breasts can be a protector. P1 Shannon, are you there? I am. How does this work? Two years ago, my sister-in-law was shot almost point blank with a shotgun in her heart. And because she was a breastfeeding mother, the buckshot didn't hit her heart. It actually went into her breast. Who shot her? I guess some drug dealers at a hotel. She had walked out of her room, and they had just killed two people in the other room. And when she walked out, she saw him, and he walked right up to her and shot her with a shotgun. Holy cow.
She's alive. She's alive and she's doing very well. She's alive because she has big breasts. Yes, she is. That's what you're saying, right? She's alive because of the boobs. I knew it. Amen. She doesn't have a boob job, but she had milk in her boobs, which made them very big. She's already big-breasted. Wow. But they made them really big, and because she was lactating, it saved her life. Where did this happen? In Nevada. Did they catch the people that shot her? Yes, they did. They did? Yes. And I'm guessing they're away for a very long time. Yes, a very long time. I don't know if they have the death penalty in Nevada, but if they do, then they're definitely on death row. Cool. Thank you very much. Thank you. Milky bullets. That's right. P1 detail. Is this the P1 detail? This is the P1 detail. What's up, bro? What's up, guys? What's going on? Well, I wanted to help with the children's thing. I love this show. So I've got two complete detail certificates for anybody who wants to buy them, and all the money goes straight to the charity. I'll be there about 5 o'clock for the dance-off. Very nice, dude. Oh, that's cool. Very nice, bro. Keep it up, guys. Appreciate it. Detail's a good guy, man. And he does very good work. He does cars, and you've got to come down here. That'd be really cool.
Come down for the dance-off and then pick up one of the certificates. Absolutely. Perfect. That show Cavemen was on TV last night, so I watched it. Oh, Eddie. Oh, dude. Eddie, you saw it? Yes. Thank you, thank you. And? How was it? Wow. That is a loaded question. It was one of the strangest sitcoms I've ever seen in my life. Ever. Really? It was not what I was expecting. Really? I really thought the entire show was going to be, ooh, we're cavemen in society, you know, check out how weird this is. It could have been normal actors in the city. Like, they barely even acknowledged that they were cavemen. That was my idea. But it wasn't like yours was funny. It was a comedy, right? Yeah. No laugh track. No, you know, like. No live studio audience? No live studio audience. No laugh track, nothing. It was weird, dude. Let's listen to a clip. We got a clip. Cut one. Oh, nice. Here we go. Time for the lecture. It's a good rule, Joel. Keep your penis in your genus. I like that. It's ridiculous. I have nothing to apologize for, okay? This is not the dark ages, Nick. People can be with whoever they want. The whole premise of last night's episode was...
that the main character started dating a homo sapien, and that's kind of a no-no amongst cavemen. They're supposed to date cave women? Are there cave women on the show? They didn't show any last night, but apparently there are. It's almost like it's another race. And it was a lot of, like, kind of racial divide stuff. Really? Yeah. It was so weird, dude. That doesn't sound bad to me. Well, there wasn't enough humor to carry it through. Did you laugh at all? A couple of times. I don't know. I mean, it was so strange. It was so strange. Here's the big question. Will you watch it again? I don't know. Like, I can't decide. Like, part of me wants to say yes, and part of me is like. It was so weird. Like, I don't know. Like, it made me want to write for the show and, like, help them. Make it better. And your idea was going through my head and, like, man, that would be so much better. Yeah. You know? Cut to. She kept avoiding the issue. You know, I tried to pin her down, but she's just so fricking. She's not ashamed of you. She's ashamed of herself. What? Her yearnings, her desires. Safety in women see us as the forbidden fruit. You think that will take them to a place sexually?
That they've never been before. Which we do. Absolutely, Nicholas. You gave her a little taste of something that she ain't getting nowhere else. And afterwards, they feel naked. Utterly transformed. Walking down the street, they think to themselves, everyone can tell, everyone knows what I've done. So they have to drive their impulses underground. Look, will you just play some squash, please? That's funny to me. That's funny. Yeah? I will watch this, for sure. It's a trip, man. It's a trip. Wow. Cut three. It was classic. They drove a car with their feet. So there's this tiny waitress and she's carrying a rack of ribs so big that they can tip over a car made of stone. I just don't see what's so funny about it. Don't. Ever. That was funny. That was how they started the show. They were like at a party. And they're offended by the Flintstones. Obviously.
A rack of ribs can't tip over a stone car. Like the waitress could carry it, but it tips over the car. That makes a lot of sense. Awesome. That's funny. That's funny. It was weird also that the guys from the commercials aren't the actors. So they, like, look totally different? Totally different. Oh, that sucks. I thought it was, and then I was like, ah, but they all look alike. Oh, don't say that to them. Don't say that to the cavemen? No, that's very offensive. They don't all look alike. A real estate agent said that to them. Oh, really? Yeah, she kept getting them confused. That's very speciesist of you. Yes. And did she say to him, I'm really sorry, you look just like so-and-so? Yeah. She told them. Do they have, like, regular names? Yeah, like Josh and Nick. Awesome. She said, you should tie a little ribbon. colored ribbon in your hair, because that's what I do with my luggage. Awesome. And that must have been, like, so bad. Oh, he was so mad. I'll watch that. That's funny. You'll kind of get what I'm talking about. Like, the pacing is very strange. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet. It's because they probably got to figure it out, you know. I mean, it's unbroken ground. How do you figure that out? They're like, hey, you know, how do you think this should go with the caveman guys?
The caveman sitcom. Right. I don't think America's going to get it. I don't think they are. Yeah, sounds very unconventional. No laugh track, no live studio audience. Everyone will have that. And it's not like they're, you know, like with most American sitcoms, they have to basically tell you the joke and explain it all in the same setting. Well, this is just like you have to know, okay, well, cavemen are amongst us. And that's it. And that's the idea. Like, they don't explain how they got there, why they're here, like, nothing. It's just they're part of society. It's a trip, man. From TMZ, this is Ben Stein on Britney Spears. Cut 11. I love Britney. May I tell you why? Please. Because she feeds her kids soda in milk, like baby milk bottles. just like every other American, and because she gives or gets Doritos instead of carrots, just like every other American, and she's a real, authentic American, and I don't think she should be being penalized because she's not a PC, bloody incorrect, Westside vegetarian. Sounds like Ben Stein's wife did the same thing. Don't make it right. No, see, Ben, I disagree. I don't think every mother sticks soda in their kid's bottle. No.
And what was funny about hearing it is, is it's Ben Stein's big shame on you to the country. Like, we all do it. Right. But, you know, we just want to point our finger and say how wrong it is, even though we all do it. We don't all do it, bro. We don't all stick soda in baby bottles. We don't give babies Doritos. No. We don't give babies Doritos. I wouldn't even think to do that. Now, I know that a lot of parents give their kids stuff, but... It's usually later than infancy. That's all I'm saying. That sounded weird to me. It's weird. What, what, what, what, what? Is Ashley laughing at it? She's whack, dude. What is she doing? You know how we came up with a signal for the legal ID earlier? Yeah. Ashley's in there doing this. I thought she was calling me a loser. I don't know what she's doing. And I'm like, I got it. I got it. That's a sign? That's a sign for legal ID. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 9 a.m. and 10 a.m. I'll be over here. She's lost it already. Oh, no. Could her chest be hanging out anymore? Every day with this food. But you're not here normally. No, I'm not. So it's surprising. I'm like, oh, is it different? You want Spider-Man?
Did she just thank you for that? Yes. Big bat. Spider-Man, are you there? Yes, I am. Go ahead. Eddie had it spot on. The caveman show was awkwardly timed, but they don't know what to do with it.