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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 20
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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The radio show featured Rob and a group of guests discussing accents, with Rob and others making jokes about French-Canadian accents and stereotypes about rich people. They also joked about Paula Abdul's extra finger, referencing her as the next Bond girl. A humorous business proposal for fish sticks with tartar sauce was suggested, and Zeth's cake hat and movie references like Titanic were mentioned. The show included a contest for a gas card, jokes about David Blaine and Johnny Cochran, and references to JK Rowling and Daniel Radcliffe. Other segments included jokes about fish tacos, an intermission with Goo Goo Dolls, and various other humorous bits involving saunas, Domino's, and Yogi Bear posters.
What happened, in order
The Accent Debate
A discussion about accents and cultural identity, with Rob and others commenting on French-Canadian accents and stereotypes about rich people.
Paula Abdul's Extra Finger
A joke about Paula Abdul having an extra finger, referencing her as the next Bond girl and making fun of her appearance.
Fish Stick Business Proposal
A humorous business idea to make fish sticks with tartar sauce, involving a collaboration between characters.
Zeth's Hat and Movie References
A joke about Zeth's hat made of cake and references to movies like Titanic and Jack Dawson.
Lasagna and Club Memories
A joke about lasagna and a relatable experience of being at a club with Leo, referencing past events.
Word of the Hour and Contest
A segment promoting a contest where listeners can win a gas card by reading words from the show.
David Blaine and Johnny Cochran
A joke about David Blaine and a humorous mispronunciation of Johnny Cochran.
Mom's Room and Rice Pudding
A joke about a mother entering a child's room, discussing rice pudding, and a humorous interaction.
JK Rowling and Daniel Radcliffe
A joke about JK Rowling and a humorous reference to Daniel Radcliffe.
Fish Tacos and Funny Hair Club
A joke about fish tacos and the funny hair club, with a humorous comment about the outfit.
Intermission and Goo Goo Dolls
An intermission featuring a joke about the Goo Goo Dolls and a reference to a baby's black balloon.
Blue Bees and Outfit Comments
A joke about blue bees and comments on an outfit, referencing the Silence of the Lambs character.
Rose's Bras and C-Sections
A joke about Rose's bras and a humorous reference to C-sections and bras.
Fish Sticks and Mustache
A joke about fish sticks and a comment on a mustache, with a humorous remark about vanity.
People mentioned
SkyBen FranklinRobLeoMikeAshleyPaula AbdulZethJack DawsonJohnny CochranDavid BlaineJK RowlingDaniel RadcliffeRose
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I've never heard that name before. Are you poor? Can we use you for bait? I know what you must be thinking. Poor little rich girl. Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking, actually. You can't be poor if you're a rich girl. Stupid. It's a double negative. It's a double negative. Take a grammar class. I'm just going to be Sky for the rest of the movie. But for now, let's just enjoy myself. Oh, my God. Look at Ben Franklin back there. Not this again. Get away from the ledge. Yeah, pusher. You got the chance. Does anyone have a drama? I've been drinking since noon. Yesterday. Constipated.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Wait, what? What did he say? Do you have a penis? Do you love him? Oh, I misunderstood. Oh, man. Wow. When you're just reading lips, it looks like that, though. So is your accent. Right? What is that? French-Canadian? Jerk. Rob. I'm sorry. What's the matter with you? They're jerks. Just because they have money. Look at that belt. Where's your friend, ravioli boy? You know, Chef Boyardee. I love his meatballs. Does this belt make me look rich? Porno. I drew it myself. I have an anime company. This is terrible. You suck, dude. What are these, stick figures?
Okay. You pervert. You sick. You pervert. Oh, gosh. A Michael Jackson photo. Chris Hansen, where you at, dude? I'll see. Oh, what's up? And color. Whoa. Who's that guy? Mike, close your eyes. Second joke. Yes. Yes. Good things about Paris. Why is Zeth crying? No. It's a boob, dude. It's cool. No big deal, bro. It's been a while. Oh, it is. Dude. Dude. Ashley, what's up? Dude. Paula Abdul, hello. She had a hand. Did you see her bits? Oh. Oh, I've heard that. She walked into a bar and then. Right. Lucky. She throwing up gang signs? She had an extra finger. Three finger Maggie? That's the next Bond girl. Yeah.
Leo, are you the hot chick from Hanson? You want a peek? I'm really a man. You want a peek? Mike, this is a documentary where you show some respect. Oh, my God. Shut up. Ah, welcome to the hat party. Oh. Floral design party. Welcome to Hats Galore. We've got the ridiculous, the absurd. She's so fat. Oh. Look at that mustache. That is a champion. What's up? Something to aspire to. One day, pal. When will we be fishing? It's the Gorton Fisherman. I make fish sticks. That's what I'm here on the boat for. Get some tuna. Tuna, you say? Tell me more.
I'm really interested in this fish stick idea. Yes, they're fish sticks. Fish, bread them, make them look like sticks. Edible finger foods. They're delicious. I believe you. I have an idea as well. It's called tartar sauce. I make it with my mustache. Let's go into business together. Save my money. You look like an orange. Up your pillow, dog. You're one of the village people. I'd love to, but I'm a eunuch. Here we go. What's going to happen? Oh, yeah. Poor people. Keep spitting on the lower deck. Pretend there's a minority down there. Wow. Whoa.
Address all emails to Zethian. Z-E-T-H. Is her hat made of cake? Oh, dude. What movie are we watching now? Leo, something on your chin, pal. It's not in the script. Jack Dawson. Charmed, I'm sure. I don't poop. It's not proper. You smell poor. Is that? I saw you in my toilet earlier. I'll be the water boy's mother later. I play the trumpet and that's all I do. That's why I'm in the movie because I play the trumpet. Really? Right? Totally. So now we mock machinery and musical instruments. They deserve it. They were asking for it.
This fit my 12-year-old daughter perfect. Got it at baby tux? That's where I shop. I'm going to watch you change again. Why are you built like a Ken doll? Welcome to Death Trap. Graceland. Without the pills. Look at all these hookers. Jackpot. Too bad I'm gay. Nice beard, pal. What's the Monopoly dude doing there? Duh, he's rich. My bad. Odds or evens? Yeah, good day. I'm sorry, never mind. Fist bump. Let me try again. Tom MySpace. Oh, no.
Whoa. Are you going to get dressed for dinner? Yeah, were you going to wear that negligee all night? Look, Jack got a statue just like Rocky did. Nickelodeon? That's a great channel. I was watching Nickelodeon in the room and I thought of you. You can't do that on television. Alanis Morissette. You smell like fats. Hey, what's with the Indian, the Native American in the background? I thought this was Ellen DeGeneres. I'm sorry, boy. Excuse me, sir. You know you're with a skeleton. What's with all the stairs in this place? No wonder I'm so hungry. All right, just 30 more flights and we'll be at dinner. How many fart jokes do we tell in one hour? 147. I'm going to get the side of rice.
Oh, really? And there's Ben Vereen. And there's Ben Foreheadface. And Ben Franklin. Ben Folds 5. Ben Dover. Yeah. We win. Oh, lady. Spade. No, thank you. When one shows up, I will. Money, money, money, money. Show me the money. You're an Astrid. Astrid answered. I have two fake eyes. And one eyebrow. Care to smell it? Fish sticks. It's all about the fish sticks. He's losing his mind. Rob is done. Rob's getting tired. 109. Rob's lost it. Who? Exactly. Corn dogs. I'll get you, He-Man.
Do you sleep on poo? What's it like eating hay? In other words, I shave my chest. Use your napkin. What's that? What's that? Oh, my. baby spoons. That is a little mirror. Tell me that in about two hours. I just made some of that in the toilet. Hey, Orville Redenbacher. I don't want any albino sauce. Thank you. Robbing people like yourself. Ma'am, could you take off your helmet? Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. I need right here. Got air in my lungs and a few blank sheets of paper.
Yes, but your lungs are worthless. That isn't real bread. It's wax. Just give me the bottle. I'll trade you. This is a no-smoking restaurant, sir. Hey, any of you guys want to smoke some hashish? Well said, Jack. Well said. Crack, crack. Meow, meow. Too-ra-loo. Oranges? Anyone? Cannolis. Get your cannolis. Did you not see the dessert cart, Chubbo? Anyone want to light the gas? These women are so beneath you. You get it, Sky. Mr. Nap. This is my Facebook address.
What? I can't read the rest of the... You know I don't read poor person. What is it? What? What did we miss? Ashley's just in love. He's like six in this movie. It's like you're back in the club. Here it is. Do you know dropkicks? Get that Polish guy out of there. Oh, there's Mario. Maranero. Speak richer. Have a pint of vial. Boston Rob, get out of here. Amazon cheese. All right. Yeah. This next one I call lasagna. Are you going to play some outcast? You're pregnant. Guys, this is practically exactly what happened with me and Leo when we were at the club. Exactly. And who are you with that little girl on the side? For the record. Happened just like this. It's exactly the same. It's so funny.
It just reminds you of exactly what happened. This is like being at the field. Hey, come here. Cataloni. Come together with your hands. We have to legal ID, guys. We have to legal ID. Do it. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show. Brought to you by Johnsonville Brots. On KIOZ. San Diego's Rock. 105.3. The following takes place between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. Word of the hour is get. Word of the hour is get. Got to have all those words together tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock in the morning. If you can read them all back, you get a $1,000 gas card. Worst camera shot in the movie right there. What? What? Yeah, what you doing? Oh, is that Harold? He's half-drinking beers. Yeah. And mine's O'Doul's and yours is a double. Mine's not beer.
It's tobacco split. Can't be an alcoholic. Right. Oh. Yeah. Right in your face, Rose. That's for later in the movie. Want to see a real girl fart? Yeah. Who's got a lighter? Put on some Avril. I don't get one. Oh, it's a David Blaine trick. Good for her. Good for her. Yep. That's it. Oh, she didn't get it. I don't know what you just did. Sorry. We don't get it. We don't understand. We don't get it. Lady, this is the 1800s. We don't know who David Blaine is. There's Love Knuckle. Love Knuckle. I don't care, Johnny Crackhorn, and I don't care. Johnny Crackhorn. What? You've never heard of that song? Johnny Cochran, and I don't care. Johnny Cochran, and I don't care. Casey?
Johnny Cochran, and I don't care. I should say. Can you speak up? Your face. Manservant. I don't want to go on the Titanic. Don't mix me, Miss Scott. I don't want to go. Get off the Titanic. But it's going to sink. Oh, no. Quiet in temper. Inappropriate. That was an overreaction. Putting on the ritz. Your wig is distracting me. No. Just number one, though. Oh, don't clean it up. It's fine. No. No, really, that's my mess. Well, if you insist. I do declare. This is no time to feel yourself up. Time to stretch your neck, too.
Oh, not so tight. Tracheotomy. I smoke through a hole in my neck. Listen to me. You better stop acting this way. Mother, I have a sunburn. It's not that big of a deal. Hello? Yeah, you're hilarious. Get out of my room, Mom. I hate you. Get out! But mom, please. That rice pudding isn't going down well. Spaghet. Fine, mom, you don't look like a corpse. I'm stretching out. Wow, it's a hot seat. Warm seat. Oh, the hot seat, huh? Uh-oh. One lashing. Two lashings. Three lashings. Oh, there's your song mic. Hello, my baby. Hello, my darling. Hello, my darling.
Welcome to the Order of the Fish Sticks. For he's a jolly good friend. Oh, no. Move him, Seth. Oh. That's the ticket. That's the ticket. But I just want to sing. No, I don't. Love works. Love muscles. Love stuff. Throw you overboard. You can do that? Please. You hold a ninth class ticket. I've got a golden ticket. Like gladiator movies. Do it as topping. Really? Who needs a wee when you got one of those? What are you doing? Spit in the ears. Never heard of it. That's weird. Really classes you up. Oh. We're screwed.
Oh, really? Would you bring out your advocates for that? Call the Better Business Bureau, sweetie. What do you want me to do? Get Turco on the job. Turco. Turco files. How many times with that, bro? We're getting it. Johnny Jinx, get out of here. I'm robbing you. Where's my right whistle? Mary, I did that. The very first stair climber. I feel like his eyebrows are doing the talking. And those beautiful blue eyes. You're everything I hate about women, but... No, you don't. Just prove it. Yeah, JK Rowling. Hey, Rob, you missed my JK Rowling joke. Oh, that is a good one. Use Daniel Radcliffe next time. I don't even know who that is. You know, Rob, I think they have smaller versions of those sweats. Uh-uh. Just to let you know. Nope.
Only triple X? That's all I got. At the big and tall store, that's all I got. You gave me herpes. You're on this ship. Poor guy. Yeah, there it is. I'm just going to pick your nose for a minute. No, wait. You're a whore anyway. Fish tacos. Get your fish tacos. The funny hair club. Mother, you're drinking, Garen. Quick. Sorry to get that joke out. Fish tacos. Get your fish tacos. Tamales. Fondue station opens at two. Oh, look at how proper you are. You show off. You show off. How'd they get footage of you, Sky? I'm queen of the world. Who would win in a fight? Sorry about the crabs.
Oh, it's all right. Can't resist my bangs, can you? Listen. Come here, I'm going to push you off. I had a chance before. I don't like my victims making noise. Can I choke you? Do you watch Dexter? Okay. Bonsai! That just got uncomfortable. Because it's true. Keep your eyes zip. Yeah. This won't hurt at all. Dusting. Don't push my stone. Raise your hands. Raise your hands. If you're sure. This is amazing. Front of the boat. You guys remember the mix of the song with the clips of the movie in it? Yeah. Give me every time. Rose. It'll be over in a minute. How do you think they're doing outside?
Who? AJ, are they watching it on a screen out there? Nice. There's still a lot of people. You guys still awake out there? Yeah? About 100? Nice. You need a smint. You need a smint. Where's Quato? Hey, Queen. Old lady. Uh-oh. Creepy. Creepy. Wait, Sky. What's up? You control the movie. I do. Weird. That was creepy. I really miss the sexy old lady in it. Okay. I'd like to see some more. Sexy? Oh! Spaghet! Gobble, gobble, gobble. Ashley's dog. Yes. And now here's an intermission from the Goo Goo Dolls. The baby's black balloon needs to die. Jerry Garcia. Bruce Vlatch.
Paul Reiser in the background. What happened to him? Geez, I'm not mad about you. Remember the show Wings? Shut up. I'm old. I actually made that fire. Half my skin burnt in there. I whittled it with a pocket knife. How did we get back to here? I can't get this movie. Where's the DeLorean? Wait. What's shaking, Alex P. Keaton? Never. Never. 420. Oh, man. Start again. Dang it. Scars and brandy. Nice wallpaper. You paint that yourself, you hooker? I missed the joke. It wasn't one. I wasn't making a joke. Excuse me? How much makeup is he wearing in this scene?
Just a little rouge. A little gloss. Looks like a blood diamond. Oh, wait. Wrong movie. I'm going to sit here. Mike. Somebody cover. Number three. Is this the beauty scene? Third one. Third joke. And blue bees. Can somebody give me a pillow? Yeah, blue bees. Wow. Does somebody got a blanket? That's like the getup from Silence of the Lambs guy. What do you think of this outfit? What size are you? Here's a nickel. Now dance, monkey. Hey, tell me. What do you think about this? Don't do it. Don't do it. What happened? You used to be a man. You used to be a... I can see the scars.
All right, Rose, so who's your favorite sports player? I'm going to draw him right in there with you. That's right. Rose, have they not invented bras yet? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. So tell me, Rose. Have you had a C-section lately? A C-section. That's what you're concerned about, homo? Jeez. A little higher, like Cleveland. Do you know how to make chocolate milk? Oh, my gosh. Can you? Do you want me to draw you with a Brazilian necktie? Nice name, Mike. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, no one noticed, Mike. You're not drawing anything, you perv. He shows her in its tic-tac-toe. That's anime, bro. That's Beyonce. That's Patrick Swayze.
She's like the little armpit hair. I'm going to put a mustache on you, all right, Rose? Somebody have whiteout for the tampon spring. Oh, my gosh. Okay. No bowing. Sit down. Sit down. Thank you. You're the worst. Gosh, that felt good. I'm not going to lie. It wasn't that funny, though. It wasn't. Okay, dude. Whoa! Who said that? Gosh. She died an hour ago. Oh, no. This is a bad dream. It's turned into a Rob Zombie movie. I thought it was Rob Zombie. House of a Thousand Wrinkles. We win. Oh, you didn't enjoy that story, Elias. 1492. Oh, nothing happened.
There you go, pilgrim. Death. Porno. Well, hello. It's my birth control device. I use the sponge. That is old. Sky, that tickled you. Sky, you're weird. I know. Look at my perfectly manicured eyebrows. I have a five head. I was just about to say that. Well done. Thank you. White out. Is that a donkey or the boat? A little of both. It's a donkey boat. Oh, there he is. Fish sticks. It's a great idea, sir. Target's all ready, sir. Look at this mustache. Why are your eyebrows not white? Do you digest your eyebrows? Sir, that's vain. We attack Rohan.
Lemon. Rob, you're on fire. Rob is just, you line him up, he'll knock him down. Beard. Shib. Shiver. My drawings. My drawings. I don't want Lovejoy to get my drawings. Rose, I smell poor people. Got a stinky trail. I'm just going to follow it into here. Oh, no. Nothing poured in here. Nothing poured in here. Pour. Get back in with your nickel. What's that, the T-1000? Lovejoy, your angina is kicking in. Are you going to finish that? Oh, forget it. My bad. I'm drunk. This will be filled with water. Cheating on my fiance is hysterical.
Oh, man, I'm more tired than Mikey after the running of the bulls. Quick, follow me to the poop deck. Hurry, to Michael Flatley's room. Pizza, get your pizza. Hot out of the oven. Papa John's. The first Papa John's. Better ingredients, better pizza. Where are the black people? Watch Rocky III again. I got a hankering for a beach run. Sean, is LeVar Burton in the inner light? Can we pause it? There's Rocky's car. I sure do love the color of those seats. You ready for make-believe land or what? You need a shower, Rose. And some gum. Pee you. You haven't brushed in weeks, have you? I can taste it.
We only met three hours ago. Listerine. Send him a girl. Would you mind crying? Easy. Cry, cry, cry. That's not chocolate. Have you ever had Johnsonville brats? Ew. Is that number four? Number four. Number four. Been a trail, isn't it? Oh. It's like a puppy. It's like a puppy moving across the carpet. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh, look at those guys. You don't have your pants on either? Man, it's cold. Mine's stuck too. Just go. Nobody really says cheerio. Lucky charms. Honey wheat. Wheaties.
There's no air in there anymore. Somebody help them. They're dying. Is he killing her? How would she do that? I mean, really. Hey, what are you guys in that sauna? Uh-oh. I wish you were a girl. Go for a bowl of chili right now. I'm done. But we haven't even started. Oh, darn it. Forget it. Is this your first time? Go to sleep. It made you go blind. Pizza, got your pizza here. Look at these flashlights. Oh, man, we lucked out. Best, dude. Well, Captain Hooker Boots. I don't read whore. Can somebody translate this? My collar is so high. How high is it? Anybody smell that? I think I found something here. It's been a murder.
No, he didn't. Still stuck. Peek-a-boo, I'm going to hump you. Morning, Sean. Shut your mouth. Do you have some lip gloss I can borrow? I'm leaving you. It says you're gay. You wear lipstick. Let's do whippets. Hey, easy, easy. Bingo. Check this out. It's Robin Sarissa. What's that? Uh-oh. Oh, no. Sarge. Looks like a rock. Wicked pisser. Thank you for calling Domino's. Can I help you? Rosie O'Donnell is swimming in front of us.
Iceberg where? A what? A what? Water. There had to have been an easier system than this. A ding ding. Come on. One dollar, Bob. Text him. Oh, that's not good. You guys are dead. Diapers. Diapers shutting down. Turn on the old screws here, huh? Quick, someone find out where Emile Hirsch is. Wow. I think she's got too much speed now, fellas. I don't think we're going to do very good here. It's a giant marshmallow. False alert, guys. Turns out it's CGI. We're safe. Snow cones for everyone. Uh-oh, guys. There he is. There's a dinosaur on the boat. Get Jeff Goldblum. He can hack into the iceberg. It's Sean Penn's ego. I just jump on it.
Ashley's apartment. Yes. Yes. Oh, that's bad. All right, guys. We're officially one quarter of the way through the movie. Anybody else got a pee? Sorry, Phil. Catch you on the foot side. Does anybody have a pee this night? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 4. Yeah. You sank my battleship. I got bingo. Oh, we're safe. Excuse me. Rockets. What's an iceberg? The lettuce? We need a big head of lettuce. Baby greens. Dead ahead. Where's my son powder? Someone get me a margarita. Dude, you peed the bed again. Oh, no. Oh, this is a cold.
Oh, we hit an iceberg. We're sinking, ma'am. We're all going to die in ten minutes. Yes, a gun. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Nice slippers, Hef. I've been Boston robbed. Zing. Poor man's hacky sack. This is going to be real fun in about half an hour, fellas. That's right. Keep picking that thing around. You mean bad is an opposite of good? Or Michael Jackson bad. Didn't think it was possible for you to look worse. Hi, we're married. I can't hear you. Poison. It's a reverse pickpocket, Sean. Burger King. You seen those commercials? Yeah, dude. Forget it. I got you, Eddie. Getting close to inner sanctum. The inner light. That's the only thing. Shut mouth.
was using it as a suppository. You shut up. Property of D.L. Hughley. Don't invest in Fannie Mae. Dang it. Get me out of here. You've known her for a day. This is just a Yogi Bear poster. Yes. 14 feet above the keel in 10 minutes. In the 4P, in all three holes. In the what? The what? That's five compartments. You can count. First four compartments reach, but not five. If we fill it with gelatin. Did you give up, Rob? Who? Lemon. Look at that guy in the background. I drink your milkshake. She's made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can't.
You're made of art. Can I climb on your shoulders? Chicken fight. Marco!