The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 19
thanksgivingnew orleans triplouis dinnerbilly corgan vipoj simpson jail callbutter gun jokep1 natural hustlerp1 bowling nightlazy susan treemaynard interviewvegan rantsarah mclachlan dead
The show opened with Space Boy’s colorful New Orleans tale, where he flashed for beads and enjoyed a lavish dinner paid for by Lou, an accountant he met at Emerald’s. The host then recalled a VIP encounter with Billy Corgan, describing how he got a signed item despite the singer’s germaphobia and refusal to shake hands. Later, O.J. Simpson called in from jail, insisting he was innocent and recounting his failed escape attempts and daily prison routine. The crew capped the episode with jokes about Plaxico Burroughs’ “butter gun,” a bizarre call from the “P1 Natural Hustler” selling plane parts, hype for the upcoming P1 Bowling Night, Peaches’ lazy‑susan tree invention, and a scathing riff on Maynard of Tool.
What happened, in order
New Orleans Adventure
Space Boy recalls his trip to New Orleans, flashing a boob for beads and enjoying a pricey dinner with Lou who ends up paying the bill.
Billy Corgan VIP Encounter
The host describes meeting Billy Corgan at a concert, getting a signed item and noting the singer’s germaphobia and reluctance to shake hands.
P1 Bowling Night Hype
The hosts hype the upcoming P1 Bowling Night, with Peaches promising to bowl 300 and jokes about bowling in Mormon land.
O.J. Simpson Jail Call
O.J. Simpson calls from jail, maintains his innocence, describes failed escape attempts and life behind bars.
Maynard Interview Rant
The host rants about interviewing Maynard of Tool, calling him a jerk and mocking his odd appearance and demeanor.
Butter Gun Joke
The crew jokes about Plaxico Burroughs shooting himself with a butter‑covered gun, coining the phrase “butter gun.”
Lazy Susan Tree Invention
Peaches pitches a patent‑pending lazy Susan for Christmas trees that flips between traditional and fancy designs.
P1 Natural Hustler Call
A caller claiming to sell turbine and wing from a crashed plane jokes about the recent accident as the “P1 Natural Hustler.”
People mentioned
space boydannypeachesquibifarleyspicewellmikeybilly corganlouquibyspace girlharry potterdumbledorejustin timberlake
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The P1 Podcast for December 11th, 2008. Now you go. Welcome to the P1 Podcast, folks. Such an intro this week. This is on my iPod back here. Is it really? Yes. Oh, man. Space Boy, you're an exciting little kid. I am. He's got stories, folks. Look at you with your little smashing pumpkins hoodie on. You will now see him wear that along with his judo shirts everywhere he goes. Oh, yeah. So cute. Or the Free Ramsey shirt. Actually, now it's my Smashing Pumpkins VIP shirt. Very nice. Oh, I'm sorry. VIP shirt. All right. Well, welcome to the P1 Podcast. I'm ready to go. It's episode 19. Getting old around here. We're almost rookies.
What do you think? We can almost be president. Oh, my gosh. I'm super excited. Give me 15 more shows. And I am your happy little host. Isn't it more than that? I'm little Miss P1 Quibi. I'm your host. And we have P1 Danny. Hi. He's here. There's P1 Peaches to my left. Hi. And over there, that's that dude. My friend P1 Spaceboy. I am here. Hi. Hi. Hi. So. How was everybody's Thanksgiving? That's the last time we were here doing this little show. I did not make a Thanksgiving sandwich. Oh, brutal. I totally didn't either. Dude, I did. And it was delectable. I ate, ate, ate, ate, ate, ate, passed out. Delicious. I love it. Ate your pillow. Yeah, I did. In my sleep, I was still eating like, so good, so good. Let's see. What's going on with Quibi this week? Oh, I'm doing something tomorrow, which I've been having nightmares about all week. Talk about it. So, I got hired at Clear Channel about a month and a half, two months ago. I am a bored app. A reader. Hello. I get bored every day, dude. No one got that joke. Oh, man. You had to explain that joke to me, and I still don't laugh at it. Wow. Anyhoot. So, tomorrow morning, I am going to be running the- Say, I fail. Whatever.
Okay. All right, post-hope. We'll talk about that later. All right, donkey show, whatever. Yeah, we'll see about Hall of Fame 2009. I don't know. Wow. All right. It doesn't mean me and Danny Fire. Paparazzi lover, whatever. There's some static in this room. Angel gopher that nobody wants to talk about. This sounds right now. Oh, she's checking it. It happened. It's done. Dude, that is a... It's like sky in this room. Three minutes and 46 seconds into the podcast, she's out. We're done, son. Aw, we were having fun. Back and forth. Oh, the hoodie goes on, dude. You're so screwed. What? We can't play a game of tennis with burns? With burns. Darn. Burn. That's... So, yeah, so I'm going to be the board up for the Vegas broadcast tomorrow.
I'm going to be pushing the buttons and playing the music and turning on the microphones, and hopefully I don't F this up. So, yeah, great. Dude, seriously, like, how hard is that job, though? Can you easily screw it up? Yeah. You actually can. Yeah. Well, you're screwed. Yeah, but they showed me everything that went wrong before, and I'm just going to, like, do it better. And I have Farley there to watch me. What's up, Spicewell? You got something to say? No, you were just asking if, like, things can never mess up. Yeah, they can. Wasn't that the last time that they went? Well, yeah, but I figured they had monkeys working it. No. Sorry. I remember seeing Mikey rip out of that parking lot, and he was not happy. I don't know what the job entails, so that's what I'm asking. It's pushing buttons, makes your music plays, and things are on time, and you're communicating with people, letting them know, hey, you're going to do a live spot after this spot block. When the segment of the show is over, you're going to count them in and let them know how much time they have until, you know. So it's not all automated? It is an automated system, but. But people have to work it, so it's not. Yeah, exactly. I'm drunk. Hey, so am I. Yeah. That's probably what I'm going to do in the morning. Anyway. Anyway, Danny, you're weak. Talk about it. Really? That was your week? Yeah, dude. I'm so sorry.
What an exciting life you lead. Dude, no kidding. Brutal, son. Brutal. Peaches, over here. Miss Checkout. I knew it would bring her back. She turned 25 years old. You did it! I see. I knew it. That's just not fair. So, Miss Quarter of a Century, what did you do for your birthday? I ate and ate and ate. So in. Drank and drink. Guess the space boy. Guess what I drank. No. Uh-oh. If I had to wager a guess. Sweet berry wine. Oh, you'd be correct. More specifically. Peanut nor. Exactly. Oh, brutal son. I'm hungover from some today. Your teeth are all black. Yeah. Disgusting. Yeah, that was me last night.
Falling downstairs. Honey, help me. I pissed on myself. I puked on the stairs. Oh, my God. Help. That's not far from the truth. Oh, no. I was making that up. No, one time, one time, one time. Ew. She missed the toilet. And all she has to do is sit down. Oh, my God. No. You poor little thing. Where'd you guys go? Oh, my God. And we're good? Where didn't we go? Olive Garden? No, yeah, that's too fancy for me. Oh, man. No, no, we went to Italian, and then we went to, babe, where did we go? We went to Italian, and then we went to Claim Jumper. My man took me to Claim Jumper. He treated me with gift certificates. Ah, yeah. Yes. And then Sunday, I got taken to a movie to see Four Christmases. It was really good. Aw. That's awesome. Lovers. Quarter of a century right here to my left. Dude. I'm going to run a car because you're about to see a Ford Escape that's about to see more air than a skateboard. Yes. It's going to be like the Tony Hawk of rental cars. I'm going to run over Danny's car. Whatever. Oh, good Lord. Well, since it is the Space Boy Show today, I guess we should talk to you, dude. Hi. What's going on? What's going on? What the hell was that?
This explains the empty beer bottles outside my house. Before we get into your whole obvious Smashing Pumpkins deal, you did some traveling for work recently, didn't you? I did. I went to Louisiana. What part did you go to? I went to Baton Rouge, but all the interesting stuff happened on the four hours I went to New Orleans. Really? What was her name? Did you show your boobs to get some beads? I showed a boob, yes I did. Yeah, I couldn't leave without doing that. Some woman up on the second floor would not take no for an answer. So I said, but I have the, and then she was like, show me, show me. So I got some beads. Did you get big beads or just little baby beads? I got both. Oh, that's what she said. Very nice. So come on. I know there's stories in there. Okay. Bring it, son. There's one thing that was a little bit weird. I'm going to try to keep this really brief. Noobs wants to know, did Spoy Spoy read a book at the bar? Yes. I bet you did. I needed that money. So I decided to treat myself and go out to a nice dinner. So Quimby recommended I go to Emerald's. So, you know, bam, that dude. That's right. So it's expensive. So I'm like, yeah, sure, let's go splurge.
I'd go into this place. I'm way underdressed, whatever. They go sit me at the bar overlooking the kitchen, and this guy sits next to me. And he seemed like a really cool guy. We were talking for a while, and an hour and a half we were just talking. This guy was a really nice guy. He's 50 years old. He lost his wife a couple years ago. He's got a couple kids. He's an accountant. He makes a lot of money. He travels a lot. Ooh, money. Yes, yes. Got a nice level head on his shoulders. He knows exactly. Where he is, and he's a very confident guy. Very, very cool guy. His name is Lou. Did you get his number? No, I did not, though I wish I did. I'll tell you why in a minute. Okay. Because most people know that I don't drink. So one of the things that happened was whenever the waiter refilled my drink, it had a lot of alcohol in it. Oh, no! So I took a sip, and it went down the hatch, and I'm like... My eyes got all big, and I'm like, oh, my God. And he's like, what's going on? I'm like, I don't drink. I've never had that much alcohol in my life. And just, like, it was a lot. So I'm like, whoa. Yeah, so I say to the guy, hey, can you bring this back and bring me a Diet Coke? Okay, fine. That's awesome. So me and Lou are still talking. I get my food before him, so I'm all eating. And the guy brings us the dessert menu, and he says, hey.
I have dessert. And I'm like, no, I'm okay. It's kind of expensive. It's like $8 for a little piece of cake. And I'm like, it's okay. I'll just skip it. And Lou's like, no, no, no. I insist. Here, get something. I'll pay for it. It's fine. So I'm like, okay, that's cool. And he says, no, get two if you like. Whatever. I'm like, eh, I'll just get one. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. A date break drug. Oh, yeah. No, no. We were sitting on the bar, not on the roof. Yeah, roofie cake. Roofie colada. So as I'm getting ready to leave, I'm like, yeah, I wanted to hit Bourbon Street before I left. You know, you've got to go to Bourbon Street. It was getting late. So I say to Lou, okay, I've got to head out. I go to flag down the waiter for my check. And he's like, do you need anything else? I'm like, no, I think I'm good. And he just walks away. I'm like, what the hell? So he comes back a couple seconds later. I'm like, can I have a check, please? And he says, no, that's been taken care of, sir. That's okay. And I'm like, oh, my God.
So I look at Lou, and I'm like, did you pay for this? And he's like, yeah. He's like, it's on me. It's okay. It's cool. Oh, no. You don't pay for food for Space Boy. I'm like, oh, no. But at this point, what's done is done. The card's been run. It's fine. So I'm like, thank you very much. I really appreciate it. I had a really good time tonight talking to you. You're a really cool guy. Thank you for all your advice. And so as I'm leaving, I say to him, you know, I want to tell my wife all about you. And I'm like, you know, you're a really cool dude. can I get a picture of you so I can show my wife? I'm like, this is the guy that I had dinner with at Emerald's. You guys suck. And so he says to me, no, no picture. And I'm like, I can't take a picture of you? And he's like, no, don't take a picture of me. And I'm like, that's strange. So I'm like, okay, well, it was great anyways having dinner, so I leave. So I'm walking back to my car, and I'm like, this is so weird. It's like putting all these pieces together, and the food, no picture, guy by himself.
The mysterious alcohol on my drink. I'm like, is this guy trying to pick me up? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. So I'm like, that's so weird. That's awesome. I'm like, I'm never going to know the answer. That's awesome. I love feeling kind of weird, and I'm like. Wow, dude. My old boyfriend doesn't even do that for me. I mean, gosh. You must be getting hit on, sir. Sounds like he wanted a piece of the space balloon. Oh, my gosh. bite off more than he can chew. Oh, gross. Stop it. I can't even bear it and listen to this anymore. So did you have a good time at the big sleazy, sir? Yeah, I walked around Bourbon Street. It was pretty cool. A lot of cool bands hanging around, people with beads and some guy showing his ass. I just walked by. Ooh, yummy. Yeah, yeah, sure. Was it Harry? I did not look. Was it like Blender on a Saturday evening on a bare skin rug? Wow. Where does the rug stop and where does Blender start? I don't know. Oh, my gosh. Oh, what just happened? Sorry. The lights went down. I was like, oh, are we getting romantic now? Yeah. So, yeah, that was a big adventure. And I drove an hour and a half back to my hotel, packed up.
Got my plane the next morning. But you'll always have. I have to self-edit so much stuff for you. Wow. There's so many jokes there. I know. I felt like I was watching Cinemax after dark or something. But thankfully, we're all adults, and we're all just going to press on and not make jokes. How is AIDS? I don't know what that means. Hey. I heard you're going to be the lead for the first float next year. You are super no on eight, sir. Yes, I will have to say. So, speaking of homos, did you get to meet Billy Corgan the other night? Oh! Burn, son! Burn! Burn! You know he's so good to edit that out? Because it's totally untrue. Okay. Billy Corgan's awesome. You must protect Billy's wrath. He is what he is. Let's call him powder.
Billy Corgan is a musical genius. He has my respect and my love. My love. So where was the show at? The show was at Remack Arena. Me and Space Girl were right up in front against the gate. It was awesome. Oh, Billy. What? Where? Remack. It's like a UCSD campus. Yeah. Oh, okay. And it was a general admission show. So anybody got to go in, and it's a mad dash for whoever wanted to go to the seats or to go. the front. Were you there like 10 days beforehand? No, I had a VIP pass. Oh, look at you. So I got to go in, see a sound check, meet the band, have him sign something. Did you get to shake his cold clamber hand? I did not. He does not shake hands anymore. He's a germaphobe. No way. That's awesome. He's on tour and he's like always sick. He had to sign quote unquote something, huh? Something, yes. For those of you out there. Is that what that junk check was all about? It is done. So, did you guys like say hi? Hello? Can I make out with you? I was hoping he didn't recognize me because that's all I wanted. It's a long story. People listening won't understand it, nor do I really care for them to. So we're just going to press on. Aw, you guys are BFF now. Oh, yeah. Freak. He's a tall friend. He's a nice guy. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Oh, how does I hear that, sir? Great show. Yeah. So this week, I totally missed that. No.
Can you kick people out of the chat room? Not at all. Is that allowed? For those of you who don't know, who just listen to our podcast, we do have a chat room and a video camera while we record this here podcast. And there is a chat room and people are now making fun of sweet, sweet love for Harry Potter. What does it say? I can't read it. Dumbledore is gay, FYI. Oh, wow. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Not wise to poke the bear. Disgusting. Oh, my gosh. I love it. Well, you know, when I think of, I don't know, a really good way to segue out of that, you know. Maybe speaking of homos, why don't we talk about a place called p1site.com? What? Well, you said speaking of homos. Funny guy. Good call. Good call. One part gets me every time. So, there's a lot of stuff going on for P1 Sight here this upcoming week. One of those things is going down tomorrow night. And it is called P1 Bowling Night. Woo! Party time. Excellent. I'll be there. Oh, will you?
I will, too. I'm going to bowl 300. Whatever. I predict I'm going to bowl for about 30 minutes and be over it. Dude, the biggest fan of bowling night is not even going to be there. 300. Freaking Peach is over here. Yeah. I'll be freezing my ass off in Mormon land. Yes. Maybe you'll get a sister wife out there. What? Dude, no way, dude. Such way. Those chicks are like. Not my style. She'll be the one to get pregnant for you. You guys just keep her in a closet. Nobody ever has to think about her. They want to pay me some Mormon bouillon. Oh, yeah, dude. Tell them to take that gold little angel off the top of their church. Oh, yeah. Or just pay you in peanut butter. Dude, I'll take the golden angel. Do you take space bucks? I'll put it on my mantle, man. Gold coins fall out of its ass. No, I'm going to have to sneak like alcohol in. or something. Into Utah. They got weird rules with alcohol there. Is it Utah or just Mormon? They make their beer less of an alcohol percentage. It's the state. It's the whole state. No way. 3.5. And you can't order a double of something. You can't order a double. What? It's brutal, son. Or say you order a margarita. Margaritas have tequila in them. And then you want to get a shot of tequila. You can't do that. But you can get a shot of whiskey, which is so healthy because that's what makes you sick.
Alcohol 101 with Peaches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So terrible. I'm very good at it. So Peachy won't be there, but Space will be there. I'll be there. Denny will be there. Many of you other freaks will be out there. I will be there in spirit. Yes. You bowling my gutter ball. With my Wii remote. Look at me, look at me. Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. So we hope to see any of you down there, or by the time you hear this, it'll probably be done over with, so we hope we saw you there. I hope you were cool and you didn't start any fights. Thank you. Let's see. Oh, and Danny posted some cool stuff on the site. I did. By the way, he put up the Best of CD cover, which is beautiful, for the Best of CD for 2008. Sweep everyone! Yeah! And also, Danny gave us a gift, some archive audio. I didn't know you were that much of a nerd recording it back then, dude. Dude, totally. Where'd you find it? Did it just, like, pop up somewhere? This is my own private collection. I have, like, yeah. No kidding. I have a bunch of, like, old archive episodes. I seriously think that he's got, like, every day since they've been here. I just think he takes them out just a little bit at a time just to, like. He's like a fine wine. Not even, though. Just to, like, feed us every once in a while. But, like, just so you can keep the coolness points up for you, you know? Just so you guys know I'm great.
I don't know. You don't have a giant case of CDs that you walk around and have people saw. If you guys saw how far back my archive goes, you'd be like, gimme, gimme, gimme. He has archives of other morning show, dude. Oh, no. No one cares about that one. Dude, they're so funny. I listen to them at night all the time. Love DSD at night. Yeah, they go replay the show at 7 o'clock. Yeah, you know when the sun goes down? Why don't they do that with our show? Because people like to listen to rock music. Yeah, right. Not classic rock music. No, that's... People who listen to that are already in bed. So people like me who have a morning show on Loyalty, I can listen to that at night and then move right into Loveline. What's up now, dawg? You listen to Loveline? Yeah. I do. Cool. I love Striker. I think he's probably one of the best villains since Ricky Rackman. Ricky Rackman's the bomb. He was the best. I love Ricky Rackman. He was the best. He was the one who would be on there. But, okay, we need to stay on the road. So, P1HB.
God love that woman. She wrote this thread called I Hate the P1 Podcast, and I saw that, and I was like, oh, no, what do we do? Apparently, any time she hears that Justin Timberlake song for P1Site.com, can we get a little side play to that? Yeah, let me get that up right now. A little love stone. Let me pot that up. Yeah, can you pot that up, dude? Yeah, every time she hears this original song by Justin Timberlake, all she can hear is this. I bet this chick is hot. Steal the song Thunder. It's so good. Play it again. Also, in the general Mikey show discussion portion. Whoa. No. Everything's falling apart. Jesus, crips. That's awesome. Anyways, Danny posted the Mikey's early 90s pictures on this site.
Have you guys seen these pictures? Yeah, they posted them on their site, not ours. Ixnay on the Ixras pay. Oh, but they're secrets. You got to tell me about them, Danny. Anyway, so Pipe started a thread. I haven't really been reading that one. Email A, One, Ikelay. Yeah. You're stupid A. Yeah, Odeu that A. Okay. Why did you have that thread starred? Why did you want to talk about it? Because it's interesting. Oh, really? Talk to me about it. What's so interesting about it? They posted their pictures from the 90s. Yeah, those were bad. Eddie's bullet was like... Eddie's skinny, dude. I don't accept it. It's like, now it's like Eddie ate Eddie from like 90s. And I never said that. But it's true, dude. Look at him. Look at Eddie. Here, let me pull it up. His email is eddie at kiosk.com if you want to let him know.
You guys saw those pictures of Eddie. To be honest with you, Eddie kind of looked the same to me, just different hair. Really? Yeah. Not even, dude. That was like the, oh, what's that movie with the sword? Oh. No! Star Wars? No. It's that movie where the guy goes through time and Sean Connery's in the movie. Highlander. Yes, the Highlander. His bullet is very Highlander-ish with the length. that he's got going on there, but Mikey. Dude. Oh, my gosh. I love my friend Mike. Oh, my gosh. When he put that little curly Q wig on, I almost lost my crap. So good. Let's see. In the random section, we had something very cool happen. JD and Coke realized it was his one-year anniversary of the P1 site, and he wrote this awesome little note to everybody, just kind of summing up his year. Love that kid, dude. It was like he used to write threads that were that long all the time. No, dude. So random, and I loved it. Him and, like, three other people used to, like, stay up all night chatting on the site. It was like him, L.A. Mom, and Photoshop. Yes. Photoshop. And apparition. They used to get on the site and, like, talk from, like, 8 a.m. to, like, 3 a.m. Yeah. There's, like, 50 pages every night. All night long. It's crazy. And that's in the random section if you want to take a read of that. Favorite Christmas movies. Oh, my gosh. Christmas is right around the corner.
That's a pretty good thread. Who the hell started that? Scuba Steve? I think so. Very nice. Yes, ma'am. Dude, my favorite Christmas movie of all time? Die Hard. That's not a... It is a Christmas movie. It takes place in Christmas. It's not... It's a great Christmas movie. It's like saying Gremlins. It's really good. Yes. Yeah, Gremlins. Gremlins is another great Christmas flick. I love it. Bad Santa. What are you guys' favorite little Christmas movies there, huh? It's a Wonderful Life. Home Alone 2. Didn't see that one coming. Danny, what about you? No. Danny, tell me. No. Please. Danny celebrates Hanukkah. Yeah. I thought you celebrated Kwanzaa. Best of us. Kwanzaa-in. I'm Kwanzaa-in. A Kwanzaa-in. Yeah, Kwanzaa-in. A Kwanzaa-in. Yeah. You're too much. No, dude, I don't, like, I'm not a big fan of Christmas. Danny, we're sorry you didn't get your Power Ranger doll when you were little. I like presents, but, like, I... You don't like hearing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Look at my living room, dude. Out of every shiny nose. Oh, yeah. Did you not get the Power Ranger doll you always wanted? You can tell us. Actually, a Turbo Man. You wanted the Pink Ranger. We know. No one got that. Did you never get that Easy Bake Oven? The Power Wheels that you broke. Dude, it was all about creepy crawlers. Anyone remember that?
Yes. Creepy crawlers. Creepy crawlers, dude. Wow. They were awesome. Stretch Armstrong. Talk about it. Full draw. I was totally like, I can't cut mine open. To see what was in it? Yeah. Yeah. My brother had one. I didn't. It was awesome. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, Philly's Finest just wrote a really good one, The Wrath. Have you guys ever seen that movie? So good. Dennis Leary. Rent it today. Now, cue it up at your Netflix. All right. Let's do it. Let's end this. Let's end this. Do it. Do it. Do it. Let's go. Let's see. Anyway, yeah, I hate Christmas. Well, Christmas hates you too. Good. You're going to get cold in your stocking this year. Good. I hope you get nothing. I'm going to turn it into a diamond. Okay, cool. Yeah, because you're going to stick it up your tight butt. Whatever. Turn it into a diamond. Oh, bird. Light. Let's see. Ew. A blood diamond. Ew, ew, ew, ew.
Okay, well, let's move on to this. So Danny did add a new section to the site called P1 Movie Club for where all the P1 Movie Club threads go. Oh, yeah. This week's movie is TZ's pick, and it's Punch Drunk Love. Talk about it. Why don't you talk about it? I almost cussed. That movie's awesome. I love it. Why? Because Adam Sandler plays a dramatic role and not some stupid funny guy that he isn't anymore. Never seen it. It's awesome. He plays, like, a mentally, like, challenged almost guy. So, like, normal. Mentally challenged almost guy. Put that on the board. Almost mentally challenged guy. You'll see. You'll get it when you see it. Normal Adam Sandler, pretty much. I don't know. Not even. Not even. I'll admit, I still haven't watched Gary Glenn Ross. Oh, dude. Whatever. So many people haven't watched, like, the first three movies. Oh. I've seen them all. I just don't post them. Which is bad. I don't have time. You watch weird movies. You'll post random movies. Has anybody seen this movie called The Cook, The Thief, and His Partner from, like, 1995? Also, in the movies, the TV section, moving on. The Cook that passed you over the midget? Weird. TV section, your favorite Simpsons quotes. That's a fun thread. Because that show's been on forever. You know what my favorite Simpsons line is? I'm so hungry. Well, that's just my favorite line. Like, you have to see the show. Do you have a favorite line, sir?
No, not really. I do. What is it? It is where Lisa goes into East Springfield Elementary. Oh, yeah. You remember that one? Mm-hmm. And she says, I'm at the wrong school. And she walks into, like, this French class. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then all the kids are like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And the teacher's like, ha, ha, en français. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The line is when Ralphie sees, like, the principal and the teacher in the closet. And Ralphie goes. I saw a principal and teacher in the closet, and they were making babies, and one of them looked at me. I remember that. That's awesome. I love Ralphie Wiggum. And then Chief Quimmy's like, he looked at you. Or Chief Wiggum. Chief Wiggum. Yeah. Dude, Ralphie, it's all Ralphie. Like, I failed English. That's impossible. That's my favorite. I choo, choo, choo. Who's you? I remember that. Probably one of the best ones. I do like Bards when he goes, damn hell ass. Like, that's another one of my favorite ones. Oh, man. You can find those in there. Then Danny. Uh-huh. Danny just discovered the 90s, apparently. The music section. I was born in 87, dude. What do you want? Oh, my gosh. Like, were you reading the 90s songs that he posted to me? Talk about it. Dude, it was like my high school and junior high years, like, all in one. You're going to be so upset. I don't know.
I am a big fan of 90s music. Big fan. And reading through that list, there were some things that were there, which I'm like, what the hell is that? And then there are other songs that weren't there, and I couldn't figure out why. Yeah, like there wasn't any Mighty Mighty Bostones on there, or was there? Yeah, there was. That's a long list. I must have missed it. What else is really big in the 90s that wasn't on there? Well, I didn't know Candlebox had more than one song. Yeah, they did. Yeah, that was surprising. They had quite a few. Did you get the Gin Blossoms, too? The what? The Gin Blossoms. They've had a lot of songs, actually. Dude, found out about you. Yeah. I Kissed a Girl. Who's that? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. That is that. Gin Blossom? Jill Blossom. Oh. I can't talk again. You're so crazy. Oh, crap. I had a Quimmy moment. Yours. For the record, I didn't make this moment, or this moment, this list. I got it off the internet. You sure did it. We both did. Oh yeah, baby. Danny has posted that all up in the music section for you on P1's site. Super wicked fantastic. That's awesome, Danny. Well, you know, I ain't got nothing else on P1's site. Anybody else?
There is something I did want to discuss this week. Something very significant happened in the United States justice system, ladies and gentlemen. O.J. Simpson finally went to jail. Let's hear it, folks. You went to jail because you talked to women. No, wait, no, that wasn't it. So this week I landed an interview. Hello? Hello? Oh, my God. Is this O.J. Simpson? Yeah, this is O.J. Simpson. I'm here in jail right now, and I get one phone call. I thought I'd call the P-1 podcast and try to clear everything up. Well, thank you for thinking about the white woman here. I appreciate it so much. So, well, let me just ask you. What do you think about going to jail, O.J.? I'll tell you one thing, white woman. I can only guess that you're white. I don't know. It's pretty terrible.
Because now that I'm behind bars, I won't be able to find the real killer. Oh, man. It's like, I've got to be honest, I couldn't have done it. I'm not a gun person. I'm more of a knife person. Oh, yeah. If you know what I mean. Yes, I actually do know what you mean. Do you think that you'll serve your full jail sentence? Well, if I can help it, I won't be in jail that long. I actually tried to escape today. Oh, what? Yeah. I remember when I won the Heisman Trophy, and I rushed for over 2,000 yards. Yeah. So I tried to run past some security guards, but they grabbed my arms and brought me back. So they must be Heisman winners, too. Yeah. I wonder if they went to UCLA. Yeah. I also tried to wear an old mop as a wig and sneak past them, but that didn't work either. I have to keep trying. Okay, dude. Well, how are the shower facilities over there? I've always wondered what it's like in jail. You know what, man? I don't know what to expect. There are no bathtubs. What? Like, at least once a week, I like to fill a bathtub full of white woman's blood, have a good soak, close my eyes, and let my troubles drift away. No, you're not supposed to do that. You're not supposed to do that. Oh, my gosh. I'm disgusted by you. Oh, dear. What do you do to a...
What did you do to keep busy in jail? I got a lot of time on my hands. So, uh, I had some, uh, some work in the prison. I started to do some work in the prison garden. But, uh, I gotta find something else because the working gloves wouldn't fit. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, so maybe I might try my hand at laundry or something. Oh, my goodness. But, uh, I guess I'll see you guys in about, maybe, uh, seven to ten years. Yeah, hopefully I'll never have to see you again. See you later, OJ! See you later. Oh, see you later, dude. That phone he was talking on was really clear. I know. It was like he was here in the room. It's amazing. Love it so much. What did I miss? Well, you missed part of the P1 podcast. We're about to start talking about the Mikey show from these last few weeks. And you know what, folks? I don't know anything about the Mikey show from the last few weeks. Mainly because I got a new job and I can't listen to the show at all from there.
Yeah. So this week, I'm also a spectator at the P1 Podcast. Tell me what happened. All right. We had a ton of stuff happen, right, Danny? Sure. Did anybody listen to the show this week? Yeah, I did. Yeah, that's great. Here, here, here. Well, you know what I am still listening to? I am listening back to – DCC? Yeah. DSC or whatever. No, I'm finally listening back to the Friday, December the 5th with Craig Gass. Oh, yeah. That was awesome. That was actually pretty good. My favorite part was when Sky misspoke and said Tinkle Bell and said a tinker bell. And we got yet again another Sunburn story. Oh, my God. So good. I loved it. So tell me what happened on the show. Somebody, anybody. I don't know what happened the last two weeks. Oh, Holy Night is back. Oh, yes, it is. You know, I'll tell you right now. I do love that song. Really? I love it. Every time. And now when I go to church and they sing Oh Holy Night at church, like with the choir, I crack up so hard every single time. And it's so inappropriate. So weird. My mom does too. Like last year we're at a Christmas service and, you know, we hadn't really had any laughs.
quite some time a couple of days yeah no like in days it was really really bad and uh me and my mom were standing there in church and while they start singing oh holy night and me and my mother both just lost it like lost it in church and my dad's looking at us like what is wrong with you this is a beautiful son song about our savior's birth and we're just losing it in the aisles it was pretty bad it was pretty bad but uh the hank bauer fight with eddie Yeah. Did anyone hear that? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. He caught that tension with a knife. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Would hate just nothing. And then my favorite was how everybody kept saying to Eddie, you know, I respectfully disagree, Eddie. You know, I disagree, Eddie. That's Eddie's personality, though. Yeah. That's awesome. Silence is truly so loud on the radio. Oh, totally. It's bad. Oh, please don't let it be so loud. Anyway, so.
Loudest silence I've ever heard. Okay. That's what it's like, folks. It looks like he was playing the piano for a second. So I've got to have help here this week, guys. Did you hear the conversation of the girl who is a vegan? The demon meat? Yes. The demon meat. You tried to shove that demon meat in my face. That was awesome. Dude, I'm sorry. I think vegan people are the stupidest effing people. Like, they're so unhealthy looking. Have you ever seen them? They're all pale. Their eyes are all glossied over. Their hair is all brittle. You know, eat some effing meat for crying out loud, you freaking pale ass, freaking fragile ass, freaking. You know, what is there left to eat? You can eat this Purell. That's not made from an animal. Oh, yeah, you can eat this camera. Like, what is there to eat that's not from an animal? Eucalyptus leaves.
Oh, no, I'm done. I suck. I suck, apparently. No, I suck, apparently. So, you know, whatever. No, that was awesome. No, I'm the failed master of the world. Yeah, Peaches, she fails every time. Oh, yeah, whatever. Don't save that clip. I'll kill you. Yeah. He's so shaking his head. It's like she's reading my mind over here. It's scary. Well, yes, you're my podcast husband. I know what you're thinking. That's awesome. Don't play the spaceship. Don't play Elephant March. No, it's not going to work. It's not going to work. Such anger. Y'all don't even care if I cuss. That is f***ed up. Oh, my God. It's like a pieces overload. Oh, my God. It's like a pieces overload. Wow, we're going to sleep it on the podcast this week. Oh, what? He's allowed to do it and I'm not? No, we always blurt it out. Calm down over there, lady. Commentate. Somebody get this.
lady a tranquilizer over here. Dude, I wish I had one right about now. She's the Boston Robber of the show. She's a real hothead. I'm not! I've been quiet this whole time. I haven't said s***. She can dish it, but she can't. Please do not murder us or get a tattoo of your town on your neck, please. Oh, really? I wasn't taking all your guys' crap earlier. I just sat here and just took it. Whatever, dude. Hey, you got to bust your chops, dude? No, don't talk to me. I'm going to tell you. Listen, I had to get my chops busted every single day on this show, girl. So, hey. You bust my chops way more than I bust yours. So what? Everybody gets to bust each other's chops on the show. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. I can't. My makeup looks too good. Sorry. And plus, it's waterproof anyway, so. Face all over your face. And I'm done. For now. Sky interview. Ham. Maynard. Oh, that was the worst thing I've ever heard.
I already despise Maynard and Tool, so. He's a dick. When I heard she was interviewing him, I was like, oh, you mean the creepy guy that wears bustiers during his concert? No way. Yeah, he does. Why don't you Google Maynard right now? Does he have one of those freaky pencil-shaped bodies, too? Because if he did, the bustier would look even more awkward. He's bald and skinny and short. He is disgusting. And that interview was really bad. He was just such a jerk to her and not very nice. She was so nice and professional, too. If that were me, I'd have been like, all right, F you, see ya. Peanut Noir? Yeah, but she remained very professional. Yeah, I'd have stolen a bottle of Peanut Noir and I'd have been out of there. I'd have been like, I'm taking this. Dude, he is. Look, look. Peanut Noir? Oh, dude, he looks like a freaking vegan. Exactly. Dude, yeah, see, that's what a vegan looks like right there. All pale and bald and eyes all sunken in. Eyeliner. He looks like Billy Corgan. Freaking powder. You don't know what Billy Corgan looks like.
Check this out. This is a bald white guy. You want to see something even creepier? Space Boy, what do they have against us today? Look, he has boobs in that picture. Like Marilyn Manson, surgically put in. No way. And look at his creepy boots. Quimmy, that is the most disturbing picture you've ever shown me. Let me see. Dude, this is Maynard. He's got a boob suit on. It looks like he took one of those pregnancy suits and took out the pregnant part. Is that a Victoria's Secret bra? He's creepy. What is up with his everything? The Matrix? Oh, Johnny Depp. Hello. I know Kung Fu. Here's another good one. Show me. Oh, God. Is he naked? I can't handle it. Oh, no. There he is. See, that's how skinny he looks. Look at his weird hair, though. I cannot stand Tool. Sorry. Anybody who sings about fisting, I'm just, I'm not into it. Wow, and the same guitar riff in every song. The same bass line. Oh, I'm going and the California's falling in the ocean. Oh, good Lord. Karna, back me up here. That's what you say about every single Tool song. It's all the same. Yeah, he's nodding, yes. He looks dead tired, like you.
Ripped him out of the coffin. Dragged his butt over here. Said, here, sit down. I love you. Well, actually, we made love for like five hours before we came over here. He's exhausted. He's got no fluids left in him. Six hours. Whoa. Whoa. No fluids? My brain must have blocked out the last hour. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. So, okay. He had sex with my mama. Oh, okay. Here's something I really want to talk about because I was actually there to witness some of this. So Eddie almost cried listening to Silent Night. Sorry. Guess who sang that version of Silent Night? Boys Ben. Jewel. Actually, her tooth sang it. Yeah. Oh, Jewel. Dude, I'm a sucker for the Jewel tooth jokes. Every single one gets me. I don't get it at all. Oh, my gosh. She's got a gap in her tooth. She's got a snaggler tooth so bad. It's like one tooth takes up her whole mouth. Oh, my gosh. Best line of the day, though, was Sarah McLoughlin is an emotional terrorist. Dude, yeah. That arms of an angel. Every time I hear that, I just, I would start crying. Do you remember the Run DMC interview? Oh, forget it, dude. Forget it. That store was personally like a thing.
Effective to me. Every time I hear her name, I remember that interview. Oh. And you go cry yourself to sleep. For sure, dude. In a corner. Holding your teddy bear. In your binky. Your blankie. Ladies and gentlemen, Sarah McLachlan. Dead. With her voice box removed. Help this dead dog with two legs. And this kitty with no eyes. That animal sheltered. Kitty with no eyes. That is awful. Speaking about a kitty with no eyes, what about Weekend Worry War or that guy lost his friend's kitten? He's the worst man in the world. Was he trying to hook up with that girl?
Oh, you know it. Okay. He sounded gay. I thought he just wouldn't be your friend. No, dude. All guys want to be girls' friends, quote unquote. His voice was a little like. Yeah, you know it. His voice is a little, hey. Did you hear that in his voice? Did you hear that inflection maybe a little bit? No. I was listening to that like right before I got here. Guy sounded a little, no one ate. He's a fan. Hey, I don't do the F-bombs around here. Whoa. What is the story that I'm seeing here, Danny, about Sean dropping debit cards at the gas station? No one else heard this? Yeah, yeah, I heard it. What happened? What happened? A dude was at the gas station. He dropped his debit card on the floor. And he stared at it for like a minute. For three minutes. Trying to wonder what to do. How's he going to get it? He was out of handy wipes.
And luckily, Dina put in this hand sanitizer like you see here in his glove box, and he basically drowned it in the hand sanitizer before he put it back in his wallet. I saw an episode of Intervention that reminded me of Sean. Where did you see it? The OCD. On TV. Oh, I saw A&E. I missed it. No, it was this OCD guy. He was so afraid he would contaminate himself or contaminate himself or others, and he would sit in his chair in his kitchen for 12 hours. Yeah. He, like, wouldn't get up. And he wouldn't even hold his grandchildren or, like, anything. He's like, you don't understand because he – He was a cop, right? Yeah. And he, like, missed – like, he – No, you don't understand. Like, I – It made Sean look normal. Let's just put it that way. No. Dude, I was at Mike's house, and Rebecca was telling Sean the story.
And Sean looked like he was going to slit his wrist hearing you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what did he do? He was just coming out of his skin because he was hearing all the stuff that this dude does. One, it was normal to him. And two, like, the weird stuff, he was like, no, no. And he was, like, grabbing his hair and, like, freaking out. And his eyes were all big. It was hilarious. So, wait, was he, like, coming out of his skin because he's like, I'm not that guy? No, because he is that guy. No, dude, Sean is not this guy. He is. That guy couldn't even go to work. Yeah, I know. Like, Sean is in a room all by himself, solitary. Sean will become that guy. Well, he will, but he's not yet. He's getting there. He's getting there, dude. What I don't understand is, like. First of all, I am way too freaking lazy to be that OC. It's true. It takes a lot of work. A lot of energy. That just occupies so much time in your brain. Yeah. How do you have time to think about anything else? You don't, dude. But, yeah. Oh, sorry, Quimmy. No, it's okay. Go ahead. I have another. Oh. You know. Yeah. Well, I was just going to say that those episodes to me are more fascinating than the.
drug addicts like the ocd people and the sex addict people and like oh there's sex addicts yeah there's a sex addict yeah that's how about the couple that was like alcoholics together no way yeah i saw that was just the weirdest they seem like the everyday like normal like mom and dad and they were just like kind of hiding it like they like poured a vodka in there and then a little bit in gatorade bottles yeah no way they would drink a quart of this is one person like and the chick looked like the woman Looked, like, small, like, petite. And she was just, like, a quart of vodka and, like, 36 beers or something like that. What? Yeah. In a day. No way. This couple was so in love, they went to become alcoholics together, and then they tried to put them in rehab. I didn't see the end of it, but they separated them. Yeah. And they didn't want to get separated. They almost wouldn't go to rehab because they didn't want to be apart. Because they said that we've never spent more than a week or a day apart or whatever. And so they said, but in order for you to recover, you have to be apart. And then what ended up happening is that the mom ended up relapsing, like, after three or four months. Oh, no way. But, yeah, they were talking about how, like, their daughter had to, like, pick them off off the floor in the bathroom because they would fall and crack their nose because they'd be that drunk. Dude, so bad. Well, let's get back to the Mikey stuff. Maybe just, hi, let's have a fun time. Speaking of alcoholics. Let me bring down the room. Mikey, you alcoholic.
So, Plaxico Burroughs, they brought up a story about Plaxico Burroughs shooting himself. And they were talking about his gun, his glack in his pocket. His butter gun, dude. Yeah. And then, yeah, this guy called it his butter gun. It's a new phrase of the century. Guns with butter all over it. Yeah, butter gun. So ridiculous. I'm sorry. How do you shoot yourself in the thigh? You put butter all over your gun, dude. Yeah. No, but seriously. Butter. Yeah. Like, are you that effing dumb? Yeah. Eddie made the joke. He's like, he can catch, like, an 80-yard bomb, but he can't handle a gun. Thank you. Right? That's the weirdest crap I've ever seen. I love it. Butter gun. I love that new phrase. I'm 100% behind it. 100% behind it. I'll get you one for Christmas. Yes! A glove? Oh, my gosh. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, apparently, these. Ah! Yeah. Okay. Wow, my man got plastic surgery all of a sudden. Literally plastic surgery. Yeah. Here's what all the boys want to talk about. Like, every boy I know really loves this, but Tyrone and Tortilla were, like, back. What are you talking about? I loved it. Apparently, Peter's a man now. Dude, she's got bigger balls than you, Daddy. Shut up. It's accurate. So, Tyrone and Tortilla, talk about it. I missed all their calls.
Dude, my favorite is how Mikey says Tortilla. Tortilla. Tortilla. Yeah, they didn't actually bring back the bit, but they just brought back the characters. They just called in. Yeah, they're like, you can call me on my baby's mama's cell phone. Oh, my gosh. So good. They were talking about that lottery ticket that wasn't claimed for like $168,000. Yeah, dude. They were like, I'm offering a reward of $100 for this lottery ticket. And if someone finds $20 on the street, I drop that, too. Yeah, I drop that, too. Hey, Tyrone. What up, Tortilla? I just love him so much. They were talking about IB, too. That's one of the nicer places to store meth. No, it is not. Okay, what is this? Danny has this written down in my notes. Sky saw checkout lady's pubic hair in the checkout line. I came into this at the very end. What is this? Talk about it. But she liked her. She thought she was pleasant. She just didn't know how to tell the lady. Except her majiji was sticking out. It's Skye, and she's awkward like that. Pubic. Yeah, dude. Luscious. Pubic hair. Oh, gross. It was so weird hearing Skye say pubic hair. How did she see her checker lady's stuff? Don't they usually have, like, an apron on or something? She had, like, these, like, low-rise, like, shorts. It must have been, like, a national force, dude. Like, it must have been, like, really bad.
Yeah. Well, space boy got a visual. Sequoias. Yeah. Yosemite. Because her, like, shorts were so. She's got a beaver underpants. Please pull down your underpants. Like, some change falls out of there. Like, whoa. Oh, man. If you wear your jeans that low, I got a message for you. Okay? Listen. Slut. You need to put your pants on. Your pants should go to. you know, a little bit there by your waist. Nobody wants to see your G-string. Nobody wants to see your pubic hair. What do I love wearing underwear, dude? Dude, if you're going to wear your pants that low, hi, there's a concept that's called Brazilian wax. Oh my God, I did not know about this. Dude, this is ridiculous. Like...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Or how about this? A razor. Oh, my gosh. Can you demonstrate? Why don't you just nair your junk? Just do all of us a favor. Why don't you nair your vag? Yeah. Do us all a favor, lady. And then go running in 120 degree heat. In a sauna. In a jacuzzi. Then you have to look at a razor burn all day. Dude, like at the beach, and she's all, like, scratching. Yeah, she might have to take clippers to that, you know what I'm saying? That was sautéed wrong sauce. Not nearly enough. Chainsaw. An axe. Oh, God. An axe to the pubes. Too many there. It's, like, blunder in a skin suit over there. When you said nobody wants to see that, that wasn't entirely true. Ew. Well, I forgot. You love Billy Corgan. You, like... Powder, so what do you want from me? You're a special space boy. You like all of the GGs, no matter what shape, size, or bushiness. Yep. I love women. Hear me roar. You know what? I did hear this. Traditional tree versus fancy tree. Danny, what kind of a person are you? Oh, wait. You hate Christmas. I'm a no tree. I don't want to hear about you. Spacey, come on. What do you think? Traditional tree or fancy tree? I just like trees.
Look at this dude over here. Quimby, just ask me. I'll give you a real answer. Peaches, traditional fancy. What up? It's all about traditional. Give me my ornament that I made out of macaroni when I was in kindergarten. It's all about it. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, with my picture on it. Yeah, babies for Christmas. Yeah. My mom goes half traditional, half fancy. Like, she'll put the pretty ribbon around, and she uses the classic white light. Well. But all of our, like, ornaments we've had, like, forever. You guys want to hear about my invention? Oh, my God. I just thought of an invention. I'm going to be rich. Patent pending. Oh, tell us. A lazy Susan for a tree. So here's what you can do, okay? You can make one. I like that. That's a good idea. Right, patent pending. You can make one side. You can put the tree on a thing that turns, okay? And you can make one side. You can make one side traditional, and then the next thing you flip it, and then it'll be fancy. Oh, patent pending. You're great. You're great. Patent pending. Danny, we need to have a meeting after the show. I got this great idea for this new product. Yeah. It's a Christmas tree. I will sue the shit out of you with my lawyer, Miss Quimmy. We can go in together on this. Okay, cool. Making the bucks. All right, cool. Opposite. I just thought it up right now. Opposite. Well, see you guys later. I'm off to the patent office. I got the skill to put down the patent. Party time.
You and me, fitty, fitty. Once money's exchanged, that's the patent right there. I'm going to give a dollar to the Patent Association. Hey, so did you guys get to listen to any of the show today? Yes. What did they do to Rob's hair, and how much money did he get to go gamble with? They did cut it, and as they were ending the show, they did not tell us how much money they raised. Lame. Yeah, because I want that to happen. Like, hey, why don't I just get on the air? I'll just take over Star one of these days and be like, hey, look, why don't you come to the station? Because I need some dough for Christmas. And then all of you can come down here and put some money in a bucket that's for Quimby, on Star, and we're all friends. Thank you. Yeah, give me some money. Yahoo. Damn it. Did they put NY in his head at all? They didn't say. Dude, there's no way he'll do that. Maybe we'll find out tomorrow. That makes me so angry. I get so mad. I get so mad sometimes I want to chop my own head off because I'm a white man.
I am a white woman. Dude, let's talk about this real quick. This is probably the saddest. I'm like breaking down the room again. That plane crash. Oh, I can't. I can't do it, dude. I can't. I was crying. I never cry at the news. I was bawling. I can't. Do you know we almost rented that house? No. No. My dad. I came home from work today. My dad said, did you know? Such a liar. Fine. Call my father. Somebody get my dad on the phone right now. He said he had looked at that house on Craigslist, and he really liked it. And then they saw another one a block away over there, and then we saw our house in Poway, and we moved there. But no joke, I came home, and I'm like, you're full of crap. And he's like, no, they showed the address, and I had looked at that particular house on Craigslist when we were talking about moving out of our house. Lucky you. Dude. Dude. Dude. Jeebus was looking out for you. Not for me. The ghost of Heath Ledger. That's too soon, dude. That's one hot ghost. See? Ew, Danny, the back of your head looks so creepy with that panda hat on. Dude, it looks like a butt. Ew, it's so gross. Can we go? I'm hungry. Okay, hold on. Last topic. No! No! Okay, let me just say this. What is this?
P1 Natural Hustler calls in? What is that? I don't even know who it was. What was that? See, that was like a little too soon call, but it was still freaking hilarious. Why? Because we hadn't known like what the extent of the damage was with the plane at that time. And so this dude calls in P1 Natural Hustler, a.k.a. AO, and he says that he has a turbine for sale and a plane wing for sale. For 1995 and 2392 out the door with tax. Oh. It was hilarious. I'm sure that's before anybody knew anything. Oh, yeah. We just knew about a plane crash. We didn't know it hit a house. I don't think he would have said it if he knew. Of course not. No, he wouldn't, dude. He'd be a monster if he did. Instead, he just got the cops were talking to him while he was on the air. Did you hear that? Oh, my God. Yeah, that was brutal. He was like, oh, I'm talking to the mic show. You want to talk to him? Yeah. Hang up the phone.
So I got to go, guys. And they're all... No! Okay, I want to go eat. Can I go eat? Can I be dismissed? But this might be our last podcast before Christmas, so I just want to tell all the P1s. We're not doing a podcast before Christmas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before the New Year, no. We're doing it for the New Year. So I just want to sing something to you all. Peach is going to help me. Okay. I'll see you guys later. Oh
Look over there, the abominable snowman. He's super happy. And the Charlie Brown tree grew an inch. Don't you mean the abdominal slowman? Yeah. Let's go a-wassling. Who wants to go? Up and down the street. Let's wassle. No. No, thank you. I'd rather go with sushi. Here we come a-wassling. I'm about to leave so good. Here we come a-wassling. All right, guys. I'm out of here. Well, that is our show for the week, dudes and dudettes. I got one thing. Oh, wait a minute. So do I. Stop. Stop. Collaborate and listen. So P1 Philly's Finest found the Charlie Brown tree for Zeth at Target. It's going to be awesome. They're going to give it to him? Yeah, dude. With the big red ornament on the top and making it fall. Yeah. They should tell him to wear the shirt that you got him. He wore that the other day. He wore that Monday. Did he really? Daddy got this for me. No, I did. I'll take credit for it, though. Ghost Rider did. All right, Ghost Rider. And what do you got?
Okay, so I was hanging out last weekend at a bar. Yes, watching the kitchen, and this guy sits up next to me. Brass real. Yeah. Yeah. And then he poked my butt. And then he says, excuse me, sir, would you mind if I pushed in your stool? And I'm like, but I'm sitting on a chair. Oh. Okay, so. I've got one thing to do. This is the worst joke I've ever heard. I love it. Okay, so. Talk faster. So I was at my house talking to. Quimby on the phone, and she was working at the Clear Channel studio. And then she says, I'm over here working at 93.3, and I swear to God, if one more person calls up and requests a new Beyonce song, I'm going to scream. So I jump on the internet, find the number, I call up, she says, Channel 93. And I'm like, hey, baby, I just got to hear that new Beyonce song, man. That booty is fine. What's your last thing Danny? We've really got to go people are hungry and they're gonna fall down a diet. Let's go. Come on. I am she is really look how skinny she is
I'm a vegan. Fine, Danny. Don't share your last piece of information. Wrap it up, Space Boy. What an awesome show. Now you go, Danny. Now you go. Now you go. Now you go. Go, Space Boy. Now you go. Now you go. Now you go. I think we found a title for the show. Wow. Now you go. Now you go. Hey, and ladies and gentlemen, look out. Because next time, I'm going to figure it out. It's episode number 20. And the last show of the year. What's up now? Friends in 09. Friends in 09. I hope you guys have a pleasant Christmas. We miss you. I love you. Bye. Bye bye.