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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 21
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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During the 28-Hour Mikey Show, Mikey, Rob, Eddie, Sean and the rest of the crew watched the sinking and aftermath in Titanic while firing off sleep-deprived commentary. They attacked the movie's length and piled recurring bits onto the action, including wasted flares, a missing red cone, Free Bird requests and the claim that a boat named Sean could never tip. Their main argument was that Rose repeatedly broke her promise not to let go and unfairly left Jack freezing beside a plank that appeared large enough for both of them. They also mocked the film's escalating gunfight, slow escape attempts and mournful music, insisting that they had made the disaster more entertaining than the movie did.
What happened, in order
28-Hour Titanic Watch
Mikey framed the overnight movie riff as part of the 28-Hour Mikey Show before the exhausted crew returned to watching Titanic.
The Only Flare
The hosts treated Titanic's distress flare like a fireworks show, then joked that the crew had wasted its only flare too early.
Rose Always Lets Go
The crew turned Rose's promise into a running contradiction by repeatedly insisting that she always lets go and blaming the movie for dragging on.
A Gunfight Too Far
When a gunfight erupted aboard the sinking ship, the hosts mocked it as the unnecessary ingredient the already overlong disaster scene had supposedly been missing.
Name the Boat Sean
After watching Titanic tilt, the crew joked that naming the ship Sean would guarantee it never tipped over.
Free Bird on the Titanic
The hosts heckled the doomed musicians with requests for Free Bird and jokes about their violin moves while the band kept playing.
Make the Disaster Upbeat
As passengers entered the water, the crew argued that the musicians should play something upbeat and congratulated themselves for making the disaster funny.
Room on the Plank
The hosts voiced Jack's resentment that Rose occupied a huge floating plank alone even though they argued there was room for him.
Jack's Frozen Sarcasm
They extended the plank argument by having freezing Jack sarcastically reassure the comfortable Rose that he was fine in the four-degree water.
People mentioned
MikeyRobEddieSeanRoseJackLeonardo DiCaprioKate WinsletJames Cameron
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Leave the Mexicans. I'm half Mexican. I can see it. Enough said. Oh! Ow, you jerk. Now we're busy. Sir, I've been told to ask... I'm feeling footloose after that. Footloose? Duh. What do you mean? You should put some... ice on that. Ice. There's plenty of it. Isn't that the Rocky Balboa hats they were wearing earlier? In the Navy. What did you say? I said, if you tilt the glass to avoid the head, forget it. I'll pour my own. Worst thinking, and all you can think about is drought beer. Send him!
Staff. Code. You guys play Stairway to Heaven? Play Free Bird. Free Bird. Pardon me, do you have any gray poop on? Oh, that is just... You got three of these? Put one foot in front. My Alzheimer's has kicked in. Are you learning, Bird? Manute Bull. The truth is... You'll be nominated four times for an Academy Award and not win. You're hanging in there, Rob. What? You're fading. Where are you? Come on, buddy. You can do this. How the P1's doing? You guys all right? You guys staying awake? We got a few. That was pretty good. I like it.
I'm thinking about going outside and seeing what everybody's doing. I say we just restart the movie. Yeah, from Rocky III, right? Yeah. Or let's just do The Wizard of Oz. All right, I'm going to go hit the ID, and I think I might pot up the phone line and go out there and say hi to everybody. Put it on the phone. All right. Be right back. How's that? I'm going to shoot you. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Brotz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. Word of the hour is some. Don't get the word too damn bad. Wow. That's how Seth rolls. Me first.
Is his mustache dyed from eating too many fish sticks? Yeah. Obviously. Duh. All right, lapses. Let's do this. Splinter's grandpa's tartar beard. And now for some three-card Monty. Nice and cheery. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three. Back that ass up. It's getting hot in here. So hot. So take off all your clothes. These are aprons. Yeah. Mine's made out of marshmallow. Ew. All right, now that you look ridiculous, we're going to lock you in here. Oh, poor kids. You're not worth anything, Billy. Don't worry, you aren't going to amount to much. You're a drain on the economy.
Yeah, have a potato. I'm Irish, I can say that. Lower the boats. That was a good one. That was almost as good as that. Now I'm just narrating. Wave to the people. We're going to live. Bye-bye. Peace out, suckers. Oh, firework. What is this, Sky Show? Nice. Sky Show. There you go, little kid. Enjoy that while you're there. Oh, Floyd. That was our only flare. We should have waited until we got closer. Oh, well. Oh, no. My claustrophobia, like this part, is hard for me to watch. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Like every time it's hard for me to watch, to consider. Are you lying? No. That guy looks like he should be president or something.
Yeah, the drowning club. Shoot, shoot, shoot. That's what he's going to do before. Just shoot him. Shoot the window up. And Eddie, I bet there's going to be a way for him to escape. What do you think? Oh, well, she counts as two. We're charging by the pound. Oh, Sky. What a horrible thing to say. I mean, you. Oh, yeah, thank you. That's not me. That is you. That's okay, Winslet. No. Come on. Oh, no, you didn't. My forehead's so big, I don't have dreams, I have movies. Is she going to get wrinkly again? Bummer. Do you have any whistling peets? Those are my favorite. Will you go to lunch? Will you go to the mall? There it is. It's like an NWA album that's edited.
I mean, it's just a chick, bro. See you later, leprechaun. Nice pilgrimage. Let us know how your lucky charms turns out. Hey, this is no time for Stomp, Leo. Here it comes. Steer. My name's Bill. Whatever, Pat. Go now. Is there any booze in here? I must save the booze. Papa John's Pizza Hut. Do I have a GPS? I had a good run. Yeah, dude. Break that. Crop dusting. I don't want to use the lift. I want to use the elevator. You idiot.
If I only had petite feet. Oh, no. Well, that's not good. Way to go. Here's your stop. The toilet on the floor. Can you remove your house coat? Right? It's like Girls Gone Wild Titanic. I need that later. Make a drawing of me. It's going to be on the Internet. Whatever they invent that. I really should have map quested this boat. Google Maps sucks. Ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm working on my stop routine. Come in here. Check this out. Great. Do you have a key? What is this? The Price is Right game? Over the mountain. We're all dead. I called Miss Cleo. What was that? Jazz hands?
This is scenario. You're going to have to chew these off. Have you ever seen that movie Saw? Give me some scotch tape, corkscrew. And avocado. Later. I don't think you have a choice, my friend. Just leave. Does anybody have a big red cone? Dang it. Oh, here's one. What the hell is that? The boogeyman? Eat me. Hello. Hi. What's up? Use the cone. Oh, no. Just when you go to the moon. The movie's starting. Quiet, please. Please turn off your cell phones. Oh, there we go. English humor. Money Python sucks. Oh, you blew it. That felt good. So tired.
That's in case of a fire, not a... Don't worry, I'm going to put out the flood. I'll chop this flood into pieces. Cannonball. Yeah, take your time. Your boyfriend's just dying. No big deal. And it's just getting more oxygen down there. Should have brought the comb. It's about time you figured that out. Thank you. Can opener. Is that really helping? I mean, just walk. Go with the lady in the water. She's not a very intimidating serial killer. I'll tell you that much. I think I can get away. You should have taken swimming lessons from Rocky. Oh, you're still here. No, dummy. It's a flood, not a fire. Use the sharp end, Rose.
Okay. You're done. That's enough practice. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. That's not right. Wow, that was a lot of curse words. It's chilly. No, this is the way. No, this. Oh, great. I need a red cone. I need a red cone. Bro. Forget it. Bro. Is that a rave? You guys got any whippings? I need a glow stick. It's getting cold in here. It's getting hot in here. So hot. Take off all your clothes. Can somebody stop wasting the flares? I know they're pretty. I don't think anybody's going to miss the Titanic sticking out. Those were flares? Nobody can figure out how to cut the ropes from the boats. Get on, Barbara Bush. Martha Washington, get on the boat. That guy looks like every general manager we've ever had.
And that guy looks like every general sales manager we've ever had. Fist bump. Oh, well, hello. Get these two a towel. It was supposed to be a cake, you guys. You were supposed to come out of a... Oh, no, that's not. Mr. Lysol? Mr. Lightfoot. Mr. Gordon Lightfoot. Right? Very realistic. Later. A do-over. One, two, three, four. Ah, crap, we're screwed. Well, they're obviously right by SeaWorld at 9 o'clock at night. Why don't they just float over to that? Quick. Go out the minestrone. There's a rave out there we want to get to. We're all out to Guinness. Look out. You guys, Halo 3 just went on sale, and we... You're using the wrong end of the axe, jerk.
I'm not kidding. I won't use this. That wouldn't break the skin. Is there water in that? I need whiskey. I'll make my own. Does anybody have any fruit? 40 more floors and we'll be to the 50th floor. What accent is that? Harry Potter, come on. This ship wasn't made very good. It's a deal. DiCaprio can rip off a bench. This ship was made for Satan. Throw your marinara behind it. Oh. In the court. We heard you. What do you want us to keep? Trigger. Wow. I forgot my cabbage. Oh, don't do that.
There's a short bald Mexican putting tomato plants in a lifeboat. Well, okay then, we'll stay back. You're aiming the wrong direction. I'll turn you into Robin Williams if you get me out of here. I'll complete your transition to Robin Williams if you let me out of here. I'll pay for your arm hair transplants. What about fried chicken? I'm listening. Do you guys know stairway? Okay. Oh, that's corn. And figure it out. Well, yeah, and the bottom of the Atlantic. This is Monopoly money, you son of a... Something! Uh, what about Asians on roller skates? Ooh, Roman candles. Tiki torches? They're having a luau. My hair still looks damn good despite all this. Looks like every program director has a hair. That's so true. Oh, wow, I wonder what that word was.
Shoot. Shirt. Save my mustache, please. Just a child, my mustache. I'm kidding. Screw this. He's still nursing. No one can see me, right? I'm invisible if I'm still. I'm just going to fly out of here. Do I have a boogie? By fine, I mean not fine. Oh, that doll is not cool. It really did look like it. Well, it's a voodoo doll. Threes are correct. Third wheel's here. I'll take this blanket. Farty McUptight. Oh, you're killing so much time. Jack and I can get off. Failed reference to ecstasy. Jack, it's too big. I'll always let go. I let go every single time. I'll let go all...
the time. Count on it. If there's one thing you can know for sure, it's that I'll let go. 100% guaranteed. I'm letting go. So, want to have a shave off? I will now engage you in fisticuffs, sir. Let's see whose ears are cleaner. Thank you. Mike, you're slacking on your sound effects. Grow up. I'm going to fly. They're acting like children. Rose, if you make it to the future, tell Cher she sucks. Sky Show's awesome. Too bad we're going to die. So dramatic. Quit acting like a baby. Rose, seriously, for an hour we've been trying to get off the boat. This movie should have ended an hour ago.
Rose, if you make it to the future, hit stop on the movie for crying out loud. Tell Cameron to figure it out, man. If you make it to the future, edit all this out. Yeah. Mwah, mwah, mwah, hurt you. Mwah, hurt you. Give me that peanut butter. Mwah, mwah. It's like blundering the bear. Oh, I thought you were Jack. I'm so sorry. My bad, Ellen. Knew I should have used the chunky peanut butter. Oh, I could go for a piece of bread right now with chunky peanut butter on it. Ask our boy Bob Bowlinger right there. How dare you? Oh, like he can shoot. He uses her to shield himself. He's like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Uh-oh. Super slippery. Stop it. Those holes are going to make the boat sink. Oh. He shoots like Biggie. You know what this sinking scene was missing?
A gunfight. What the heck is going on? Quick, Rose, back to the bottom of the boat. It's safe down here. Swim for it. Oh, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. Every time you see water again, there's another hour out onto the movie. Oh, drat, you thing. Water? What is this? You're going to cry? In Atlantis. Excuse me, Atlantic. I'll pay you $100 to stop. I'm singing in the rain. This is going to be a bad day for you. Oh, no. Someone pay off Aquaman. That is a perfect imitation. That was a perfect imitation of Leonardo DiCaprio. Soundstage.
Whoa, hey, what version are you watching? Watch. It's all that happened. I think it's the Titanic. Uh-oh. Red rum. Dude, that's Haley Joel Osment. What's he doing there? I see Bruce Willis as a dead person. I see wet people. Uh-oh. That's not good. Actually, just bring back any memories. Okay. Hey, look, a camera. Ah, wet bandit. There he is. Let's go. This is my boy. I'm Chris Hansen from the 1800s. Finders keepers. Oh, it's like Indiana Jones. Wipeout. Brush dance, too. Rob, didn't you audition for this show? Oh, you women.
You're not that cool. Uh-oh, that's going to hurt. Ouch. Ouch. That hurts, Jules. And I was talking about Rose. Quick, I auditioned for Spider-Man. I think I can climb these walls. Well, this is getting repetitive. Jack, this is no time for a wet t-shirt contest. If I just keep shaking it. Can I have it by you? You shake that side. We'll shake this side. You better hurry. Isn't he going to die anyways? It's only at your feet. You're going to be fine. Oh, come on, shaky hand. That's what they should do, berate him. Man, you suck at this, dude. Hurry up. It's up to your knee, bro. Just reach down. I quit. Sir, grab us that orange cone.
Tickle, tickle, tickle. Nope. Wouldn't it be pitch dark in there? Where's Sean? Went home. Question. On a flight back to San Jose. No, he wouldn't miss Star Trek. That is true. Oops. Oops. Does anybody have a Kool-Aid pouch? Yeah. Obviously lemon lime. I bet that was a lot of fun to film. Yeah, no kidding. That looks like a blast. Always with the little prune fingers. You know, he actually looks better in a wet t-shirt. That's it. Hold the boat up with toothpicks. Steady. Sorry, guys. Oh, that was the last one. Any more fireworks? I should have named this boat Sean to guarantee it doesn't tip. Wow, that took a second. That's great. I like that.
My shoes are untight. Really, my shoes are untight. Are your shoes really untight? They're really untight. Are shoes necessary at this point? I wish I had a heart. She's stuck. More stairs. That guy fell. You jerk. You don't deserve to make it. Soundstage. Oh, take your money. Money, money, money. No. How could you waste perfectly good Monopoly money? That guy got shot. Okay, weird. Weird, Rob. Weird. He's got a bulletproof vest on his spot. He's fine. He's fine. Yeah, that was the fat kid from Superbad. You just shot Jonah Hill. Shrimp primavera, you killed him. Baguette. It didn't work on the other side. Why would it work on the other side? Look out! Good job.
Now we all can't use it. I'm going to use this kid as a boat. All aboard. Where's Mikey? We need an inner tube. Self-deprecating Mexican joke, guys. Thanks. Hey, guys, the ship's sinking. Let's see if we're making last... What? Hey, great job on the boat. The ship is sinking. What? So unthinkable now. Sir, is there any roast beef left? Is room service really free here? All right. I would like some fresh towels. Yes. This is the promenade, right? Standing like that. Anybody else feel that shaking? Can't decide between this guy and the iron as my Monopoly piece. Grab a tartar beard in the water. Yeah.
Swim for it, lady. I think we're close to land. Take your fake baby, too. What do you want from me? Quit calling me captain. I'm the Gordon Fisherman. I'll be in here waiting for the glass to break. Gotta go. This looks like a good place as any to die. Nobody still cares. They're the hits, bro. Freebird. You're a violin hero, bro. Get off those keyboards. You got your violin moves. I think it sounds like crap without us. Fine, you guilted us into it. Oh, jeez. We were getting it on a boat. And a one and a two. And a one, two, three. Way to go, Tim. You're a real jerk. Everybody cry for Bernie. What a stand play. Let's use Chet's cello. The pressure should be building up. You'll be fine, dude.
Don't sweat it. Hopefully I'll be all right in this soundproof room. This clock is broken. Well, at least I got one thing right. This boat doesn't seem right. I'll just hold it up. Oh, the notebook. Great reference, Eddie. I love you too, boo. I do, I love you. You'll be with SpongeBob soon, kids. Bottom of the ocean. But, Mom, SpongeBob hasn't been invented yet. Don't worry. Don't worry. You'll learn all about him. I have RockBob. It's cool. Sink already. I mean, come on. Looks like a jacuzzi club. I'm surprised it took that long. Keep that ship from sinking.
Start playing the water level music, Mario. You'll make it. That guy just dove one foot. I cut the spaghetti. The spaghetti. And hurry up and drown. Thank you. The music is so depressing. Well, they're dying. I mean. Can't they play something a little bit more upbeat, right? Come on, fellas. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and. Look at them jubble. They're jumping like a half foot into the water. At that point, you don't need to jump. You can walk. Walk right in there. I'll tell you what. We have made this disaster pretty funny. Okay, guys. Baby got back on one. You're fine, guys. It's going to be all right. Don't worry. The new underwater rider. Don't worry. He has gills. He makes it. He's the only one.
Almost done cutting the spaghetti. Save your receipts. Oh, gosh. Everyone, everyone, work hard to save me. Burt Reynolds. Oh, my goodness. There's still that much of the boat left. We're going to be here until tomorrow. Sink. I think we're going to be here until tomorrow anyway. Oh, that's right. It is tomorrow. I meant Friday. Hey, guys. We're way past halfway through. Yes. We're almost to the point of doing a normal show. Rose, I missed stairs. Let's go. You guys remember the slip and slide? Now where? Just give up. But you're crying. Slipping. Oops. Oops. Thank you. If I could adjust a pizza.
You can still walk at this point, dude. You don't really got to swim everywhere. Timber. Oh, no. What is that? Is that a dinosaur? Watch your pasta. He's okay, guys. Oh, that's not. A pepperon, eh? Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Where's the stage? Pardon me. Is this where Dave Matthews is playing? Yeah. Hurry, guys. The Eagles are about to start. I'm really starting to feel like the ship is sinking. You had one line. This is dramatic. This is dramatic. What is that? Hold on to the screws. Jump at the highest point, you dummy. Like, I'm going to run to the top and then jump. Just for funsies. I saw up your skirt. Oh, you got to do it. Why doesn't somebody just put their finger through that thing and just pull it down?
Good thing the very top was open. Meanwhile, they're running past the poor guy. Don't touch me. Sean, that would be the worst place for you to possibly be. Right? Yeah, who's king of the world now? Sean, would you jump or would you stay to try to live? Really? Wow. In his own boat. Before they left port. Yeah. Forehead kiss. Dramatic forehead kiss. Out of your sister? Come on. Downstage. That's not creepy even a little bit. Oh, that's mom's china. Mom always said, don't play ball in the house. I wonder if one dish survived the Titanic. That's impossible. Go, go, go, go, go. Race it to the bottom. Why don't you slide? Okay. All right.
What fun would that be? How long? I mean. You're dumb. You idiot. That's the highest point. Go. Jump. Jump. Jump. Oh. What happened? What happened? He missed it. Dang. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? A little pineapple juice. Well, he's not even going to let it kick in at all. Man, you are creepy. Blink. Robots don't need to blink. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. No. Purity. They're inside Leo's watch. Party's over. Okay. Let's go. Everybody's going to go home. Cops are here. Cops are here. Oh, oh, that's weird. That's a bad spot to be in. Dr. Goodbar, there you go. Peace out, whatchamacallit. Hand in the crack. Now that's a ride. Listen to that sound. Chump and chump. Uh-oh, uh-oh.
You better hope you took your jam on me at that point. Yeah, with a patch thing. Hopefully you got the patch. Here we go again. How many times? Oh, same thing. That was like a yacht. Yeah, they filmed a big pimping video on this portion of the boat. Is that right? Yeah, fun fact. You idiots. I think we had a pretty good plan here. You know, freeze to death. Yeah. I've been taking these pole dancing classes. Let me show you something real quick. I wonder how tall that is. One billion feet. One foot. That's one feet high. 79 robs. Oh, like 79 million robs. 79 million robs. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Yeah. Oh, come on. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. That guy's fine. He's fine. He's okay, guys. He's okay. He's not fine. He's fine. Don't even sweat it.
She's going to be fine. She's fine. Don't even worry about it. Just keep moving. Hey, Chef Boyardee, can I order a pizza real quick since we're both here? This is it. No, it's not. You liar. This is it. Another hour of this thing. Come on. I think those guys are still playing the violin. Yeah. Don't. He's fine. He's fine. Eddie, I don't. He's fine. 100%. 100%. Walk it off. You're good. You're good. They're fine. Don't even... Quit telling me what to do. I don't like it when you tell me what to do. You're very controlling. They're all fine. You're not my dad. You're not the boss of me. Hey, Rose, don't let go. Rose. For real, don't... Seriously, don't let go. Rose. You're the queen of letting go. Rose, can we... Rose, don't be the queen of... Don't let go.
Wait, hold your... No, don't hold your... Don't hold your... Hold... No. I can't remember. No, don't... I forgot. No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't... Yeah, do it. That wasn't a big one. Can I go again? I'm not really sure if you should hold your breath. Well, I don't... Never mind. That really happens, right? The vacuum thing? Oh, I let go. Oh, I let go. That happens, right? It's called a backdraft. It's called... Wait a minute, Eddie. I don't know that it's really called a backdraft. It's very scary. You've got to check the handle before you... Don't let me. I'm letting go. Don't let me. I let go. Hey, it's all right, Leo. I'm going to go ahead and let go, Jack. How many times? Jack, I'll see you on the other side of not letting go. Is that like the third time? It's what I do. He's fine. I let go. Don't worry. He's okay. Is it 100%? Everybody pee. It's what I do. It's a riot. I want the root beer. No, I want the root beer. All this over Rodney King. For letting go. Oh, man. It's a sale at Fry's.
Day after Thanksgiving. That's right. Okay, I'm getting offered. Rose, you let go. Hey, Rose, thanks for the whole don't let go thing, all right? I mean, I got to tell you to do everything. Let's forget I didn't say that. What do I got to do, get it tattooed on my neck? Oh, man. Come on. This way, Rose. This way, Rose. Oh, no. This way, Rose. Hey, look, Rose, I found a plank that you can sit on. There's room for me to sit on it. But I tell you what, why don't you sit on it? I'm good. That is relaxing. Hey, Rose, we're about three minutes from you letting go. It feels good to be out of the water. Oh, get off it, you jerk. Rose, don't let go. Well, what use is that? It's a huge plank.
Hey, Rose, check it out. You see my lips? Oh. See they're blue? They're blue right now? I'm freezing. Yeah, it's cold in here. But I tell you what, you have fun up there in that warm little space you're in. You take care of you. Yeah. I hope you're feeling good. I wouldn't be able to stretch my legs. I'm totally fine, Rose. Somebody's raving that man. Is there a bear somewhere? Yes. Is there somebody? Oh, are you cold, Rose? I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. Are you, are you, yeah. Can I do anything to warm you up here? Sorry. I'm just going to go under the water and have some me time. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I'll just be here in the four degree water. Okay. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah.
Sounds great. Rose, can I make you a sandwich? Can I get you hot coffee or anything? Don't be ridiculous. Just die. We'd like to die, please.