The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 21
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Space Boy's skunk-costume bachelorette stunt, Quimby's drunken dorm confession, Kung Fu's acid-trip plant, and Danny's bloody attempt to wake a passed-out friend supplied the show's biggest personal reveals. The group also revisited a suspicious second Facebook account on Cheaters Hotel, where Danny argued that the wife had plainly been caught cheating, and B-Rob's clash with a Scientologist, which became an argument over whether Scientology was a religion or a coercive cult. Eddie's devastating response to Quimby's live Starbucks order and Skye's gift-card-assisted regifting exposure turned everyday embarrassment into two of the sharpest comedy bits. Space Boy favored Boston Rob over Blunder in the comedy face-off, while Quimby said Dan Patrick's candid interview motivated her to work harder at learning radio.
What happened, in order
The Skunk Stripper
Space Boy revealed that he crashed his wife's Disneyland bachelorette party in a skunk costume, danced to a techno remix of "It's a Small World," and only exposed his identity after grinding on her.
Quimby's Dorm-Room Blackout
Quimby admitted that after blacking out on 40s and jungle juice at San Diego State, she woke to learn she had mistaken a corner of her dorm room for the bathroom.
The Second Facebook Account
The group dissected a Cheaters Hotel case in which a married woman cropped her husband from a photo and used her maiden name on a second Facebook profile, with Danny arguing that her evasions made the cheating obvious.
Starbucks on Open Phones
Quimby called the Mikey Show from a Starbucks drive-through, accidentally ordered her coffee live on the air, and was cut down by Eddie asking for an extra scoop of "who cares."
B-Rob Versus Scientology
B-Rob's confrontation with a Scientologist prompted the hosts to argue that paid counseling, secret files, and retaliation against critics made Scientology a cult rather than a religion.
Seth the Secret Tagger
The hosts marveled at Seth's reveal that he once made solo street art and laughed hardest at the story of him being tased because he could not run fast enough.
Danny's Bloody Break-In
Danny described leaving a hostile party drunk, finding his friend passed out behind a locked door, shattering a bedroom window on his arm, and then breaking a vacuum while cleaning the bloody mess.
Petting the Acid Spider
Kung Fu confessed that during a high-school acid trip she spent the night petting what she believed was a spider, only to discover the next day that it was a plant.
Boston Rob Wins the Face-Off
Space Boy judged Boston Rob the clear winner over the sick Blunder in their comedy face-off, while noting that Craig Gass had helped coach Rob's set.
Skye's Regifting Trap
Skye was caught regifting Eddie's wine basket to her sister-in-law because she failed to notice a gift card addressed to her inside the wine-opener box.
Dan Patrick Gets Personal
Quimby said Dan Patrick's unusually candid interview and probing questions inspired her to spend more time at the station learning the radio business while her obligations were still light.
People mentioned
QuimbyDannyKung FuSpace BoySkyeEddieSethB-RobBoston RobBlunderCraig GassDan Patrick
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This is the P1 Podcast for January 16, 2009. I would like to be Seacrest. I'm P1 Quimby. I am the host of your show. Oh, hi there. Oh, don't you know. Oh, Minnesota, eh? Do you like Minnesota? Anyhood, and we are, this is episode 21 of the P1 podcast. Happy birthday. We're legal to drink, y'all. Bring on the spurn off ice. Danny, get me the watermelon one. Let's go, bro. Yeah, jello shots. Yeah.
We're going to go make some bad decisions tonight under the influence of alcohol. High five, girl. And if you would ever like to join us for a recording of the P1 podcast, just check on P1site.com. We let you know when we record them, and you can check them out live. It's a lot of fun. We've got a chat room and everything. We even have creepers watching the chat room tonight. I wonder who it is. Anyway. So it's myself. That guy over there, what's your name again? I don't like to have fun. No, it's P1 Danny, the master of fun, right? Wrong. He's reading something about tires. We're doing a podcast, I hope you know. It's not tires, it's rims. Spinners? Wheels. Wheels of steel. We got the wheels of steel. And they're not the same. To show you how. A little shout out to OutKast. If you got that, you rule.
I'm sure they're picking that up. Sitting right next door to me is my friend. P1 Kung Fu. Hello. Hi-ya. Gitter. Welcome again. This is Kung Fu's second show. Yep. I'm so glad to have you here, darling. I know Kung Fu. I'm a toddler now. You are a toddler. And last, but most certainly not least, he's actually the most, the most fun. the master of ceremonies, the producer with the balls of steel. His name is P1 Space Boy. It takes brass balls. That's right. It does. Hi. Hello. What are you doing over there? Happy it's Friday. Are you pushing buttons? I'm pushing buttons. Yeah? You've got a big weekend ahead of you, I hear. Yeah, breakfast and parties with old men. Oh, really? What are you doing in Temecula? Space Girls.
Dad turns, I think, 55 or 50. Party on, Wayne. Right on. And Danny, what's been going on with you, dude? Nothing. Really? I thought you were in 14,000 growth groups and Bible studies. What's the deal? Yeah. Talk to me about waves, anything. There's a swell coming, I hear. Yep, hopefully. Talk to me about birthdays. I was calling to say happy birthday. That's good. You're a genius. Danny is not in on this podcast this week. What's up, dude? What? Oh, my gosh. Just can't stop thinking about the tasty waves. You're part of the podcast team. You're supposed to participate and stuff like that. Oh, okay. And stuff? Okay. Uh-huh. Okay, you're out. And Kung Fu. Sweetie, how was your week? It was good. It was a little disappointing this week. Oh, really? Why? They, uh...
Bumped. Sean, TV. Oh, brutal. And I was hoping for it. Yeah. I was hoping he's watching Tool Academy on VH1. I know. I was really curious. So good. So good. Maybe we could sign Danny up for Tool Academy. Oh, I think he'd be a perfect candidate. Maybe he could pay attention when we do a podcast. I don't know. Space Boy do something about this. I keep throwing stuff at him, but he's not reacting. Maybe I should throw a snot rag at him. Will that wake you up, Danny? Maybe we can start with snot and we can move to other fluids. Maybe if I bopped out a tamale, he'll be more interested in the show. ¿Por qué? Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. Okay. Well, I guess there's only three of us on the show this week. Awesome. Awesome. And it's been about two weeks since the last podcast. We've got a lot of show to talk about. Oh. Oh, and I forgot the most important fun fact of the week. We have a P1 here. He did not win trivia or anything, but we like him. He's cool. He likes his Nintendo DS. Does he ever. And Super Smash Brothers. His name is P1 Iron Man. Hi. So, P1 Iron Man, how are you doing today? Really that good. Did you learn your conversational skills from Zeth? Did you?
Okay, well, thank you for joining us. This is probably the best interview I've ever had on this show. And I know because I'm a professional. So if you want to know anything about me, there's not much to tell. I forgot to wear deodorant Monday morning and talked about it on the Mikey show. It was pretty cool. And I overslept for the comedy jam this morning, or whatever it was called. The Battle of Camino. Ooh, you missed out. I'm gay. What can I say? You are gay. I'm as good as a P1 nerd. I am gay. No, congratulations, nerd. I'm glad you finally came out of the closet. So, any hoot, it's been, oh my gosh, I'm getting mean texts from Seth. I'm sorry. I think you're pretty. And I'm glad you're not looking like American History X lately. And your participation on the show this last week, amazing. In fact, we might talk about some of that later.
Because I want to find out your tag, your name. And if you tell us, I will give you a 24-pack of Newcastle. How about that? Yeah! I just wanted the exclusive. Danny's, like, shaking his head over here. Mr. Killjoy. I'm drunk. Did you not listen to the broadcast? Yeah, I listened to it. I know what's up. I'm just saying, you know, we're on pirate radio. You realize why he wouldn't tell you that? Well, we're on the internet, not on San Diego's airwaves. Which isn't accessible to the police. No, they don't care about the P1 podcast. Right. That's okay, Killjoy. Ruin my night. Whatever. So, let's see. What else is there to catch up in all of our lives? Oh, a little later today, we'll be doing P1 podcast reveals. We're all going to reveal a little something about ourselves this evening. And Quimby has a doozy tonight. I just want to let you guys know. I haven't even thought about mine. I'm going to risk making fun of myself and giving up something.
But I need full immunity when I reveal this. Can I get immunity for everybody? This is a safe place. No. What? It's a safe tree here at the P1 Podcast. I don't want to die. I don't want to be made fun of for the rest of my life. Okay? All right. That's it. Well, you know, why don't we just go ahead and dive right in to our favorite website and all – Sorry. I just got the most awful I am in my life, and I hate – Anyways, let's go to a place that's fun and full of love and full of fun, unlike the guy who created the site. It's a little place we like to call Pilot.com. Love my Helen Keller impersonation. It's really good. Good site. What a last few weeks it's been. We've watched some things rise. We've watched some things rise and some things completely fall apart. Let's talk about it. Danny wrote up a beautiful outline this week, Danny. Kudos to you, Danny. Thank you, Danny. You're welcome. Are you even participating in the show? What are you doing? What are you doing over here? Stop looking up tires. Quit obsessing. I will not look up tires. Stop looking up whatever is in that little book on your hands. It's rims. Danny, black on black. Move on. Move on. Black on black. Move on. All right. Just stop it. I will not look up tires. Participate. You're one of my favorite people in America. Don't look up rims, wheels, anything.
Related to tires. Well, I was going to give you props, but since you don't want to have any fun. I said you're welcome. Danny's looking up wheels and tires and crap for his car that looks like crap. Anyway, so let's talk about it. So in the announcement section of P1's site, everybody's talking about P1 Boomer's Day up in the old Vista. I'm going giddy up. It's going to have fun with some mini golf, some go-karts. Maybe even bumper boats. Anyone? Danny. Danny wants to be in the bumper boats. Is the one in Vista the one with the maze? I'm amazed by their maze. It's awesome. Bad joke. What did you do? I love it. Did Queenie make a joke? Oh, okay. Actually, no. It doesn't matter. You wouldn't laugh, but you don't like it. That's fine. So, anyways, it's Piwa Boomer's Day, January 31st. Be there or be obtuse. It's going to be a lot of fun. Secondly. I'm going to do this. Danny is too nice of a guy to ask anybody for money, help, son, psychiatric help. But you know what Danny needs? You know what Danny does? Money, money, money. He pays an annual fee every year for P1 sites, and so I would like to encourage him. Dude. I can't speak English. It's my show today. What's up? Hey, okay, so Danny needs money to keep the servers running because...
He's not made of money. He doesn't have money to do like Skye. You're lying. Or Space Boy. What? Nothing. Okay. So, Danny needs donations. I've already donated a lot of money to his cause. I've donated McKinney. What? 15 cents? Really? How generous of you. So, it looks like you're back on track. Oh, well, thank you. So, donate some money to P1Site.com. Don't be a jerk. Or I'll beat you because I am the site beating. I will berate you mentally until you do what I say. So give up some money for this site that we all like to call home. And that's all I'm going to say on that. For Cox users, listen, okay? I'm a woman, but not everybody uses Cox, okay? Dude, listen. Danny. What's up? What? Oh. What? Sorry, I got distracted. Tell me about this Cox users for all you homos out there. Actually, today I just got Cox cable in my house.
Sorry. I have not been able to use it yet. It was installed when I was at work, and I'm going to go home to a very high-speed internet. I'll be able to download legal things like movies I paid for and music I paid for and other good stuff. Well, 60% of the time, they work every time. That's what P1 Noobs says. Danny, explain this Cox Communications user's thing and stop doing stuff. What do you want? Pay attention to the podcast we're doing. Oh, we're doing a podcast? Tell, explain this whole for you Cox users thing. What about it? Explain it. The site wasn't working for Cox users. Uh-huh. And it's still having some issues. Do you know why? Um, yeah. You want me to get a nerd on you or what? I'm one of the top posters, so I cannot fall behind. You're one of the top posters? Yes, I cannot fall behind. I need to have access to peoninsite.com at all times. You haven't even broken a hundred, bro. I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe not 100,000. And she's like, beat you already. I'm approaching 100,000. Not really. I think Spaceboy is number one. Yeah, I am. At the bottom. So should Cox users be concerned? It looks like the issue is resolved. Occasionally it'll pop back up. Weird. It's a routing issue. Weird. It's just simple. Creepy. I'll keep it simple like that. So, moving right along. And the biggest announcement of the week. This upcoming week is...
The most exciting week of my life. And it's really sad. It's because of a TV show. Ladies and gentlemen, Lost is back on TV next week. Danny's having people over at his house on Wednesday. For a viewing of Lost. Very nice. Oh, I wish we had the Lost sound effects. And where does Danny's house go when it's over? I don't have it, so I'm just trying to do it with my mouth. That's what she said. Whoops. Sorry. Anyway, so we're going to watch Lost, and that's every Wednesday night until it's over. Danny at Dharma Initiative Water to be continued. Yeah. It all depends on when it actually airs. I've been posting on freaking Lost websites trying to find out when it's actually going to air after the 21st, which is the season premiere. Yeah. So the 28th. Uh-huh. And no one can tell me. Really?
Even on the ABC site? Yeah, dude. That's creepy. And I'm like, I don't know if they're, like, if they're doing, like, their loss thing and, like, keeping it a secret. Yeah, so I think tomorrow I'll be able to find out because, like, the way, like, Yahoo TV, like, it only goes, like, two weeks or some crap, so. Weird. I'll be able to find out, like, tomorrow. But every Wednesday at your house? Oh, we'll see. Is that supposed to go down? We'll see. Oh, okay. Yeah. What if it falls on a Thursday? Oh, then, yeah, for sure. But I think they moved it to Wednesdays officially. If it starts at, I think they moved it from 10 to 11, but I could be wrong. No, news is on at 11, so it has to be at 10. Yeah, it has to be at 10. 10 to 11. Uh-huh. And news would start at 11 on ABC. Uh-huh. Yeah, math. We all took it. And I'm going to get it. I know you didn't. Yet I can figure out what comes after 11. Okay. Maybe you know numbers. My fellow nerds and I will retire to the university with our calculator.
I made one mistake and Danny's all over it. Well, a pretty lady over here corrects. She spelled it right. She used the wrong grammar. No. I pitched O too many times on accident. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't even try to pull that. I did, though. No, she did not. That's what happened. No. She said, I might bring a friend or two, and she put T-O-O. On accident. It's T-W-O. Well, it's better than spelling plateau. P-L-A-T-O-E. Plateau. It's easier to spell two than it is to spell plateau. That's all I'm saying. Okay. But she spelled it right. It was just the wrong grammar. Yeah. No. I might bring a friend or two as in the number. That's the wrong grammar. I used the wrong word. It's not spelling error. It was my bad. Hi, Space Boy. Okay, moving on. Let's talk about Sexy Panda. Danny's most favorite YouTube video of all time. Danny, where did you find Sexy Panda? How did you find Sexy Panda? You really want to know? Yeah. Are you on a furry site again? No, dude. I randomly Google Panda and see what pops up. Wow. What an exciting life you lead. I know, right? Yeah. Whatever. I found a video and they used it on the freaking show. It was cool. It was good. Is this Sexy Panda?
No, sexy music. Oh. You know, just in case Sean's listening, we can, you know. Oh, gross. I got a panda hat over here, dude. Sean's going to start try helping all of us. I'm creeped out officially. When we make love, I insist you wear it. Oh, that's gross. That was a fight. Did you send that to the show? Seriously? Yeah, I sent it to Mike. I love panda porn. It's my favorite. It is awkward. I know. I mean, it's better than beaver poured. Beaver poured is pretty lame. Beavers don't do much except, like, pat each other with their tails. They do it in a dam. Yeah, they do do it in a dam. That was hilarious. Get it. Okay, so there have been a lot of topics moving around and moving around all week. Do you Twitter? That's the question of the week. I do. Danny does. I do. Kung Fu does. Space Boy. He likes MySpace. Actually, I'm on FaceSpace now. He just joined Facebook. I know. Congratulations. Now we all know his real name. I'm going to Google you all day long. You know I Googled your name, right? That's okay because now we can have 5,000 different networking sites so we can all not find each other. Yay. Freaking it right. Dude, I find him right on FaceSpace. Twitter, MySpace. I don't even know if I should say this or not.
No, you shouldn't. Keep your dirty mouth shut because I know what you're going to say. Do you know what I'm going to say? I know what you're going to say. It's a very old post. Move along. No. No? What is it? No. Never mind. We'll talk about it later. Oh, God. Why are you so scared of it? Just do it, Danny. I didn't know his real name, and so when he joined Facebook, I Googled it. Oh, my gosh. Some friend, huh? Here we go. Whatever. And so I found pictures of his wife's bachelorette party. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, no. When Spaceway dressed up like a furry? Oh. Dude, he did. No way. He did. He dressed up like a skunk. I can pull him up right now if you want. If you want site.com. No. I'm not going to do that to the guy. Oh, we're going to Facebook him and tag him. Look out, Sean. You may as well tell the story. Sean's going to be looking for you. Actually, Spaceway, you should tell them. Is that your reveal? You should tell the story. It's a good story. This is your reveal. Okay, this is going to be my reveal. This counts as your reveal. Okay, this is Space Boys reveal. Can I do this now? Yeah, do it. It's a good story. Okay, so my wife was having a bachelorette party at Disneyland. Exciting. Yes, and my bachelorette party was kind of low-key. We have this thing about no strippers, no strippers. So it was very...
You know, kind of laid back for us. We had, like, a little laser tag at mine. We went out to get Mexican food, shoot some pool. I'm surprised you guys didn't play Quidditch for your bachelor party. That's messed up. Here, let me help you. Thank you. There you go. I'm the best of it. So, yeah, so her bachelor party was at Disneyland, and I decided to spice it up a little bit. So what I did was I told her aunt, who was organizing the whole thing, that I was going to show up around midnight. And I was going to be wearing a skunk costume, you know, kind of furry. And I was going to have a big box. Ah, that's what she said. Yes. A very big box with wrapping paper and a boom box inside. So I show up. I knock on the door. All the ladies are there. And they're like, oh, my God, oh, my God. It's like midnight. And they're all, you know, toasty. And they all think it's a stripper. You know, the money comes out. And the boom box comes out.
What I did is I mixed a version of It's a Small World, but it was just a regular version that you find on the ride, which went into a techno version of it. It was awesome. That is hilarious. It was awesome. Did you have a pacifier? I started dancing. It had the big skunk head on, so no one knew it was me. And so my wife was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room, and she's all freaking out, but she doesn't want to be a killjoy, so she's just going with it. And so I started grinding on her and dancing on her. front piece, and I exposed the top part, exposed my chest, and she then knew right away it was me. I had a little bow tie on. It was pretty funny. Did she see your nips? Yes, she did. Got to blast my nips. Plenty of pictures. So cute. Google him. Damn you for bringing that up. I'll be deleting my face face. Well, there you go. Your reveal has been done for you. Congratulations. You're welcome. We'll be doing a couple more reveals here on this show. No worries, dude. Okay.
P1 Site Gallery, son. I hate you. I hate you so much. So let's see. A hot thread right now is, what are you doing right now? Yeah, and who would have known that, like, the Twitter, basically, of P1 Site. That's what it is. It is. Just letting you know where you're going, what you're doing. I'm hooking up on some crank. Going down. Let's see. Define Bonnaroo. That's another great thread. Did you see what that turned into? That is such a good. That's hilarious. That Bonnaroo is actually a skin condition that turns you Mexican. Can you believe it? I have that, actually. I heard. Yes. Why is your hand in there? Because my friend Lina is online, and I'm squeezing your breasts to show her that I'm actually down here. Okay. What? Another great thread of the week is the one about Ashley's blog. And this is so weird. It's the weirdest shiz in America. Let me read you this blog, actually. Ashley wrote this blog the other day because she's, like, over something, but she doesn't say what. I think it's her ex, to be quite honest. Really? What gave that away? I don't know because, I mean, she is somebody who got out of a relationship recently. But let me just read a little bit of this because it's weird, okay? You know when you're processing something and you become stagnant about it?
First of all, that word stagnant, I think she just threw it in there to have a big word in the sentence. My boyfriend does that constantly. Like you're not quite over it, haven't completely processed it, yet have yet to come up with a solution, whether it's your work, a problem with yourself, or even a breakup, whatever it may be you're processing. You know how sometimes you will plateau? P-L-A-T-O-E, by the way. Plateau. Okay. Even for just that moment, or for me, it was like two months maybe, but I've been processing something that weighed deep on my heart, weighed on my mind frequently. This weekend, something lifted. Something shifted. I don't really know exactly what, but all I know is now, question mark. I don't get it. I took another step of this old ladder we call Life Man. I came to the realization that some things I had been on the fence about, and it just feels good. It feels good to process and get results as opposed to just acting on feelings and not necessarily doing the right thing. You know what I mean? I had to read this about three or four times because I just didn't get it. Me neither. How can you think about something and be stagnant about it? Like, I don't get the English here. This is Ashley we're talking about. I'm so confused. I wish somebody would teach her about spellcheck. Hey, Seth, get on it. I know you've been trying, but let's make this happen. As the coastline, you know? Exactly.
It was the weirdest blog. Corman wrote an email about it, and my goodness. I love Ashley. I wish she would just... Let me just say something about that. My boyfriend does this all the time, where he'll take a big word that sounds good and just throws it in a sentence, just because it sounds good. All the time. My boyfriend is the female equivalent of Ashley, ladies and gentlemen. I have a Spanish station programmed into my radio, so I don't have to listen to Katie karaoke. Ah! That's my lover! Thank you very much. From Mr. Moe Moss. Moe Moss. I like the dude in the background. Moe Moss. Yeah, my boyfriend really loves me a lot. Anyhoo, so go on there, check that out. Corman started that one. Jordan Allen wrote a really sweet little thread to all the OGs of P1 site. Why are you looking at me with a question face? Because apparently you haven't read the thread. Actually, the thread is all about me. Yeah. That's very true. Yes. I've read the thread. It was just a sweet little note. I haven't read it in a while, so what exactly was said there, I totally forget. Why don't you tell me, Danny? How about you check it out? Why don't you join the show? You want to? Well, go on there. Read it. It's cool. No, it's the whole history of P1 Sight. Yeah. P1 Sight.
Crazy. And how much Danny loves Spaceboy. And how everybody likes private message sex. Tell me and Danny met, actually. That joke is actually explaining that thread. Private message sex. Yes, P1's site was actually P1 eHarmony for a short period of time, and then people started getting crazy. Oh, dude. All right, so we're talking about the site, right? Yeah. So did anyone, I don't even know if we've been talking about it yet. We probably will later on anyway, the Pompa Moose thread. Did anyone? That guy, 10 Girls My Cup, was joking around. He wasn't serious about taking her on a date. Oh, I know. I don't think you got it, but I think you freaked the poor guy out. I don't care, dude. We know you don't. I'm just like, oh, that's hilarious and deleted. You're so terrible. But, yeah. Alisa wants all of us to go to Pample Beach for restaurant week. Dude, I'm broke. I can't freaking go when it's not on sale. And I'm on a diet. And it's all booked up. Restaurant week is over, like, today, I think. I just had pizza. Forget about it. But it's only $40 for, like, a four-course meal, which is a really good meal. Are you fat? No, I'm not. Screw you. I am. Are you fat? Oh, Elisa does want to get pregnant. Well, I'll just call it guys. Let them know. Elisa wrote in the chat room, I was a little scared. I just want to eat, not get impregnated. Mine says she does want to get impregnated. That's weird. Whoa. Elisa, what are you thinking? I'll hit you up later.
That's a crazy little thread. Let's see. What else? Oh, we're doing P1 Biggest Loser, ladies and gentlemen. And can people still join Kung Fu? Yeah, Danny. I'm doing it a week late. I'm splurging this weekend, and then I'm going to freaking lose 100 million pounds, and you guys are all going to freaking. With his bow flex. Yeah, bow flex. Oh, really? You got a bow flex? Yeah. Yeah, what's the cost, Kung Fu? It's $5. And are we doing the yellow line? Are people going to get voted off the island or what? No, I just think that everybody is just going to, I mean, we're not going to kick anybody off or be mean to things, but just be supportive. Do not go manorexic like Rob. It's not the right thing to do. Really? I thought you were just supposed to smoke cigarettes and chew on lettuce. That's what I'm doing. I'm actually sucking on radishes. It's delicious. But so Danny was saying how he ate a gallon of ice cream last night. So I freaking had right at ice cream yesterday. Oh, yeah. What flavor did you get? You guys really want to know? Yeah. Cookies and cream. What's your favorite? I don't have a favorite, but the rainbow looked good at the time. Was it Sherbert? Yeah. Oh, you had Sherbert. And then I got no.
That looked like it came out of someone's butt. Honestly, it looks like it came out of a clown's butt. And then I got the strawberry cheesecake or some crap. With the real cheesecake pieces in it? Brutal! That wasn't a good combo. No, it's not! You had that two on a car and you got two individual. No, why would I get two individual? That's just stupid. Are you retarded? You're retarded. You're retarded! Quimby, what's your favorite? My favorite ice cream? Ugh. It's called Ben and Jerry's One Sweet World. Made by Dave Matthews, by the way. Thank you. That's just stupid. And no, it doesn't taste like poo out of a bus, okay? No. I said poo out of a clown. It tastes like a donkey. Hey! It does, dude. Look at the cotton candy when it's blue and purple. And it tastes so good. And it looks like a clown pooped it out. You know what? I like right-made ice cream, but you know what's the best? What? Cold Stone Creamery.
Oh, yes. Dude. What's your favorite? That's not fair. I like the, it's called Chocolate Devotion. What? From who? Oh, I thought you asked me my favorite Colston. JK Rowling, dude. Ben and Jerry's is actually really good. I don't eat it because it's so bad for you. No. It's like, you know, you buy a quart container, like a quarter of it is fat. Yeah. A quarter of it. I mean, they're so fat. But it's delicious. It's like ice cold lard. But it tastes so good. Whoa, ice cold lard from Metallica? That's right. Dude, it's me out of the freezer. He's been doing that lately, and I love it, especially when he calls it Tallica. I hate Metallica. Tallica. They suck. Oh, my gosh. Let's talk about a thread that has died, ladies and gentlemen. The site? Yes. The sweet, sweet death. The sweet, sweet death of the P1 Movie Club. It happened so fast, so quickly. Really? Yeah, people started getting lies and things and not watching movies. And I started beating up on slide and started digging it seriously. Yeah. I like how that dude, I don't care if he hears this, I like how that dude talks crap to everyone else. I seriously have four or five threads where he's completely been an asshole to people and then I make one joke and he gets all butthurt.
Danny just cuts on the podcast. Oh, sounds like so. Write that down. Do it. I think I'm going to get an IM or a phone call later. From me. Right across the table. 7-15. Danny said a-hole on the podcast. Way to go. Yeah. So I find that ironic. You're ironic. Anyway, so if you like movies, go to the People Movie Club. I think TZ, who started the movie club, is just giving up. No, I think it's just slow right now. Well, I've seen all the movies, but I haven't had the time to post my comments. Yeah, I have them all too. And P1 Slide is a little hurt that nobody's watching his movie, but hey, it's on a long wait at Blockbuster. I got it. I'm just too lazy to watch it. I heard there's some movie called Punch Drunk Love. Oh, it's so good. That was TZ. No, it's good. That was TZ's pick. Have you ever seen it? Sounds gay. You are freaking lame, dude. Don't judge. This is the biznatch that hated Solaris when you only didn't even see it. Solaris is gay. You know what other movie you should see? Slumdog Millionaire. No! It sounds horrible. That movie is winning like five awards a day. Whatever. It sounds disgusting and terrible. It sounds disgusting and terrible. It wasn't that great. Dude. You are a bad person. Danny wants to bone Slumdog Millionaire. Whatever, dude. Yeah. Oh, shoot. I forgot to laugh away from Mike. I suck. Yeah.
You do. You suck at life. Is that better? I suck at life. Just kidding. Open, open, open. Swallow, swallow. Stop it. Terrible. Let's see. There is a thread in music called So Pitted. I don't know why you're calling it So Pitted. Yes, because it is So Pitted. P1 Sponger knows about being So Pitted. Freaking A right, dude. That's right, P1 Sponger. Okay. So Danny Sudley has found all the top Billboard hits of the last 50 years. Which apparently this guy had. I've had these for years. I hate you so much. Since, like, 2004. One of them is, I really, really, really want to say, ah, if you want to be my lover. I used to listen to that song, driving to Tijuana to go party when I turned 18. Yeah, we thought that was the jam. And then Spice Girls just got played out everywhere. There's also other tunes like Biggie. I got the N-O-T-O. All right. Yeah. It's a party. Sing it, Mel B. All right, Scary Spice. Ginger Spice. Ginger Spice is my favorite with her Jack corset. I used to want to be Posh Spice. Well, this thing goes all the way. I just want to do Baby Spice. That's an accurate statement. Oh, my gosh. Baby killer. And this thing goes all the way back to the 1950s, so you get stuff like this.
Yes, yes. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Broadcasting from all the way from 1942. To all the boys on foreign shores and all the ships at sea. Hello. Hello, hello, hello. Coming to you from the past. That is groovy. Yeah. Do you like it? It is the jam. Really? Yeah. Do you do a little dance in your bedroom? Freaking A, right. Do you have any Ella Fitzgerald? I start to do the, uh, what? Ella Fitzgerald. Hey, old man. Hey, some Ella Fitzgerald. God damn it. Have some Gary Cosby for you. That's the stuff. Calm down. Well, check it out. Danny posted a bunch of the videos from YouTube. That's just some notorious. What's up? Notorious.
Dude, that's gangster right there. I'm going to go watch that movie. That makes me think of my freshman year of college, Smoking Pot in Tenochka. Talk about it. Tenochka, yeah. Heck yeah, out of a six-footer. Oh, my God. We ditched class, hit the six-footer, go ahead and hit the Campus Cafe or whatever that place was called. Courtyard Cafe where I was slinging burgers. Steal cereal and milk, have a delicious sandwich and pizza, and off we went. And that album was my song. Freshman year of college. And I was being born. Yep. You have smoked yourself, retarded. With my mom. Oh, those were the days, dude. Everybody who lived in the Living and Learning Center was all on drugs. You could get the best meth there in America. I think Space Girl lived there. In the LLC? Yeah. That explains some things. Living and Learning Center.
Nothing. There was not a lot of learning except learning how to deal drugs. That's what's going on. That's how you roll a joint. Yeah. That's how you bend a spoon. And people were selling Ritalin. Bend a spoon. People were selling Ritalin for finals. It was awesome. What? Yeah. I had a prescription. I should have gotten in on that. You know what? Let's go ahead and do my reveal, ladies and gentlemen, because it has to do with my time at San Diego State living in the dorms, okay? Wow. Okay. I'm ready. Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm going to do this or say this. This is awesome. Whatever it is. Please be recording. So, one night, we went out to go hit a bunch of frat parties. Me and my friend decided we are going to get as many 40s of Mickey's and St. Ives as possible and just get drunk and have the best night. We get to one party, start drinking the Junkle Juice. Apparently, I blacked out. Blacked out, made it back to my dorm room, and get in bed. That's sexy. The next morning I wake up and my dorm mate, who I wasn't too fond of, tells me this story. In the middle of the night, I woke up, went into the corner and peed. I thought I didn't know where I was. I thought I was in the bathroom. I squatted on the corner of our dorm room and peed. I woke up in the morning and had no recollection of this event at all.
Just shut everybody up. I thought you guys were going to die. It wasn't the first time I've done it either. And moving on. Wow. Yeah. Freshman year, San Diego State. Boy, Sigma News. I just stunned the P1 podcast. Well, I lived in Zura on the eighth floor. So I opened my door one night at about probably 3 in the morning to a guy pissing on the wall. I'll stop my door. I'm like, what the hell are you doing, man? Like Quimby's boyfriend? Yeah. He's all looking for Quimby. I just got done having sex with this girl that was wasted. Oh, the dorms. Yeah, I just said, ahoy. Some guy burned the word hemp into the wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. He burned the word because we had carpet walls. Yes. It's like burlap carpet. On the walls? One time we snuck in a keg.
put a TV box over it, pretending that somebody got a new TV. And we drank our faces off until we got kicked off. Our RA said, I didn't see this and just left. Yeah, here's a little trivia from me and Quimby that we lived in the same dorm at the same time on different floors but didn't know each other. He was the president of, like, the dorm council. Yeah. What a small world. That's so crazy. Okay, let's get back on target. We'll have a couple more reveals from Danny and... Kung Fu, a.k.a. Angela. She's the best. So, anything else on P1 site that we have to talk about? Anybody's dying to do? No? All right. Well, now it's time to talk about our favorite morning show of all time, The Mikey Show. And it's so good to have them back. See, we're on vacation for two freaking weeks. That was rough. So anyways, when they came back Monday the 5th, we all found out that Eddie is going to be a father. Papa Pawnee. He's going to have a little potty wand. He's going to teach him the force. And the baby's going to get a lightsaber for its first birthday. Do you think he's going to have a co-ed baby shark? I could see it happening. I could see it going down. I don't think so. Let's chuck some beer out of baby bottles. Woo! Party!
We found out that this year it's cussing in 09. Everybody was cussing that Monday the show came back. I missed a little bit of that. Who cussed? I need your participation. What is going on? What's wrong with you tonight? Let's talk about this. Nothing. Are you not into this? Yeah. You're not into this? Yeah. Why are you not paying attention? No. What? Oh, my gosh. Are you on drugs tonight? No, no, no. Why? Because I wanted to know why you wrote cussing in 09. Oh, that was the saying we were saying. Oh, okay. Because they were cussing. Yeah. Or they were abbreviating cuss words. And on that Monday, moving on, Danny. What? You're no help to me whatsoever. We found out that Sky wrote a – Sky won the poker tournament that she was in for Christmas. That's my girl. Espanol. Apparently.
And as a result of that, she got to get Baby Dito. So now Skye has a new kitten. And if you'd like to see how the other cats are feeling, go ahead and log on to MikeyShow.com, or you can read Logan and Tango's blog. And apparently yesterday, Logan wrote a new blog about new Baby Dito. You can check that out. He's a cat. Yep. Baby Dito sure is a cat. He's a cat. Let's see. So Danny had informed that there was a funny news story. I missed a lot of that Monday show. But there was a funny news story. Hey, Space Boy, cut 69. Cut 69. Dude. And a naked intruder named Michael Dick is under arrest after barging into an elderly woman's home. The 88-year-old homeowner says at first she wasn't sure what to do when Dick walked right into her sliding glass door and began pushing her around. I thought it was somebody I knew, but then seeing him without clothing, you know it's nobody you know. I kept saying, no, no, no. Boner. Whoops. What are you doing? She grabbed him. She grabbed him. Police say she grabbed him in the testicles because she remembered seeing a story in the news where another woman did the same thing in that situation, and she survived. Pause. This is real. Like, this was on the news in Denver in crime.
This is right after. Give us more. You guys didn't help me out here, but I got through it. The CIA has found a way to firm up its relationship with warlords in Afghanistan. Oh, my God. Little Ask Andy kids running around with voters. You didn't read anything, can't you? Happy New Year.
Wow, the producers must hate those anchors. No, dude. You know, like, you know it was some intern who was pissed off with his job and set up those stories right back to back and do it that way. Very well, baby. Absolutely. Creepy. That's how it is in that industry, though. They always try to make people on the air break. Yeah. And the ones who can't break are given their respect. I would do it. Yeah. I would have totally cracked. Yeah, me too. Oh, by the way, did you see the picture of this dude? I posted in the forum. Oh, go to the podcast 21 thread. You can see the picture of Michael Dick. He looks like a dick. Dude, I wouldn't want to grab his. Oh, wow. Dude, he looks like Jeffrey Dahmer's dad. Oh, gross. Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. I hate it. I hate it. I can't take this so bad. Yeah. You can see that picture in the podcast thread.
Moving right along to the first cheater's hotel of 2009. Let's talk about it. It was so good. It was so good, and this woman was so caught. Oh, she was. Okay, what happened is this guy thought his wife was cheating because she opened up another Facebook account with his picture cut out. And her maiden name. And she wasn't even listed as single or married. So bad. And she claims she made the second Facebook page so her friends from high school could find her. Here's the funny part about Facebook. Is that you put in your maiden name when you start the account so your friends can find you. Yeah. And then you put in your married name. Yeah. What did you guys think? Did you think this woman was cheating? That's a tough call because I believe everybody. I give everybody the benefit of the doubt. And it's like, okay, maybe she's telling the truth. She has the answers. She wasn't stumbling. But then again.
She cropped out the photo. Well, if that's the case, I got an igloo for sale up in Alaska if you'd like it. Oh, how much? Okay, sure. Danny, what do you think? I know you got thoughts on this. Talk to me, buddy. Dude, like, first of all, of course she was cheating. Yeah, yeah. She was backpedaling like there was no tomorrow. She had answers for every question that they asked. But the women usually do. It's the guys who are like, oh, yeah, I've been caught. And she's in sales. And she said another guy's name. After Mike explicitly told her, this is non-transferable. You cannot give this away to anybody else. And she was like, I'm just going to give it to a friend. And he's like, no, we told you. But the thing that got me is that, like, she just, sorry, but she came off as a B. And she, like, she totally tried to flip it on him. Like, oh, well, we're going to talk about this. And I'm like, are you kidding me? Like, you're the one. That's what women do, though. Of course they do. Yeah, Mike was like.
I bet he has a lot of explaining to do, huh? I know, right? Yeah, he does. I know. Since we're on Cheaters Hotel, let's talk about the one from a few days ago. I felt so bad for the dude. This woman calls and says she saw him? He was full on cheating. No, he wasn't. What? I thought you believed people, dick. Ah, he has nothing. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm all looking for a drop here. Let's put the show on hold for 10 minutes. Yeah. That's the joke. That's the joke. Okay. Anyways, no, this woman called and said she saw her dude with another female having lunch, and they're all casual and laid back. Ooh, that means you're cheating. Do you know if you have lunch with the opposite sex and you're casual and laid back, you're cheating? I'm sorry, but if I didn't have the morals that I do, and if I were that guy, I'd go pick up a hooker. And wait for that lady to show up and start boning her in front of the wife as soon as she showed up. In the middle of the restaurant? In the middle of the freaking house. You're brutal. And be like, what's up? You can say that I'm cheating now. But he cheated before, so there's insecurities there. I'm sorry, but that was at the beginning of the relationship. And, like, they called the cousin, and she, like, yeah. Like, you could hear that she was telling the truth. I absolutely. And the chick was pissed that the dude wasn't cheating.
I'm like, fine. I'm going to cheat on you. If you want to get pissed off, you know that dude caught a beating that night when she got home. But she was probably pissed because she's on the radio. She probably wants out of that relationship and is looking for an excuse. You know what was the best part of that cheater's hotel was Zeth's comment. Zeth had to stay on the phone with the dude during the commercial to make sure he wasn't getting on the phone and calling anybody. I don't know, but I still agree that you could have texted, put the dude on. I mean, I did it on my phone all the time. I don't think that guy was too bright. Who knows? He forgot to tell his, you know, chick. But their relationship just sounded awful. Yeah. It just sounded awful. But Seth had the best comment of the year. Accurate comment. Because he had to talk to that dude where he says, I'm not a master communicator. Loved it. It was the truth. And that's why it was so funny. It's funny because it's true. And it was great. I appreciate Seth for saying that. It was probably one of the best things I've ever heard.
We don't normally hear anything, so of course it's the best. Let me just say that Seth has talked more in the last week than I have heard. Gosh. In the almost two years he's been on this show, I'm so proud of him for coming out. And I love it because he's like, I think he's really funny. He truly is a funny, funny person. If he would just talk more on the radio, I think he'd have a future. Do you know who that sounds like? Who? Wind the Clock back about three years ago. That was Boston Robb. That was Boston Robb. Not only that, but you have to remember that, like, look at how much, like, comedic talent is on that show. It's sometimes hard to compete with that. Yeah, but he shouldn't have to worry. He's really good. I think he's really, really good. Well, sometimes it's hard to get a word in and twice, too. Yeah, he has the same. He's exactly like my boyfriend. Chris will never come on this podcast and talk ever. He's crazy embarrassed. Missy tried to get him to talk on the New Year's. broadcast that we do with her. You want him to talk on the podcast? He won't talk. And he has the exact same sense of humor as Zeth. Mr. Quimby and Zeth make the most inappropriate jokes and comments of anybody I know on the face of the earth. But sex comments happen frequently at the Quimby household. It's freaking hilarious. What was that comment that Zeth made that one time? Which one?
What, that he just shaved his taint and wanted to make some bad heterosexual decisions? No, dude, at the first P1 site gathering, like, you know that thread that we talk about on P1 site, Urban Dictionary? Oh, he was talking about, like, you know, Dirty Sanchezes and stuff? Like, Alabama Hot Pocket and, like, the White Dragon. He came up with the panda. The angry dragon. The panda? Is, um, well... Yes, I'm very careful. Please don't say it. Mr. Quibby will listen back and send it... demand it from you. You finish in one eye and you punch the girl in the other. Yes. Good job, Seth. And he can't get a date and only psychos want to talk to him. Why, God, why? It's a mystery. Why? Tell Mr. Komi to look up the lawnmower. Huh? Tell Mr. Komi to look up the lawnmower. That one's a good one. Or the... Oh, really? What the hell? Apparently Kung Fu is crossing... You know, has a list and is crossing them off. Been there, been there. My favorite is the one that Zeth taught me. It's called the David Copperfield. The Copperfield, yeah. The one he taught me, by the way. The one he taught me, by the way. Yes, save that. I had never heard that one before. David Copperfield. Apparently. It's you are with a lady friend and you are behind her. You have a friend waiting in a closet.
So you switch out, you run outside, go to the window, and wave, hello. So was Death in the closet or behind you? Ah! That's brutal. Oh, my gosh. I'm blushing right now. I'm like, no. No, he said he told me what it was. Oh, man. I'm just forgetting. The Abe Lincoln. Let's move on. Let's talk about Mike. Abe Lincoln, yes. Abe Lincoln. The long cabin. We'll talk later. So that's urbandictionary.com. Yes. Go there. Awesome site. Let's see. Oh, let's talk about another one of my failures. Which one? So the other morning, I decided to call the show because I felt bad for B-Rock. I know exactly who you're going to talk about. And I was in the drive-thru line at Starbucks. The line was really long and taking a long time, so I thought I was like, oh, I have plenty of time to keep myself busy. Why don't I call the Mikey Show? Open phone. And all of a sudden, as I'm on the phone, the line starts creeping. And I finally get to the little thing where you order your drink. And the woman goes, she says, thank you for coming to Poway Starbucks. Can I get you something? And I tried to cover the speaker for the phone. And I was like, one minute, please. And they're like, no, no, no. What are you doing?
I ordered my coffee on a multi-million dollar radio station. The whole time in which Eddie says, can I get an extra scoop of who cares? That's an accurate statement. In which I proceeded to say I was going to kill all of that. Oh, it's a deep burn. So deep. So I won't be going through any drive-thrus while I'm waiting for open phones. By the way. I should have said at a Cherry's Jubilee and that's it. Wouldn't that have been the best? That would have been. All right, Cherry's Jubilee and that's it. I'm gay. Longest order ever? You have the longest order. No, she doesn't. Yeah, she does, dude. No, it's iced coffee. You started ordering it, they started making fun of you, and you were still saying it. They stopped making fun of you, and you were still saying it. No, I said thank you. I know. I order a venti iced coffee, three Splenda, no syrup. The end. How complex is that? Thank you. It doesn't do that. It actually does. What? I hate all of you guys, too, and I hope you catch them. Oh, thanks. You're welcome. You're welcome. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Ryan Loco. Who likes this one? Ashley apparently gave away somebody that she's, like, hanging out with. I didn't even realize. So now any time the word Ryan comes up, Mikey immediately says, Ryan Loco. Or Loco. Yes. How about Ashley Loco?
Yes, Ashley Loco. I think they'll make a great babies. Crazy babies. Sarah Loco. Oh, speaking of the word Sarah Long, let's talk about B-Rob's new song. Talk about B-Rob's new song about Brett Favre. We didn't start the fire. Somehow he incorporated the name Sarah Long in there. I wish we had clips of that. Oh, don't roll your eyes at me, Space Boy. I wish you would shut your face. Oh, brutal, son. Well, see, this is how it works. See, Space Boy needs time to pull the audio, and whenever someone's giving me the list, like an hour before we start the show, it's not. You're supposed to make magic happen with your wand, dude. I already explained to Iron Man about the unicorns. Eva Longoria. That's the new spell. Space Boy makes the podcast happen by magic. Now we're going to make the podcast.
It's edited with unicorns and rainbows. I am Newt. Legs of cricket. And at night, leprechauns come to fix on you. I have a serious question. I have a legitimate question. A legitimate question. Is this the music that you and your wife make love to? A Sky 2 Watches. That poor traumatized dog. Oh, brutal son. Moving right along. That's their getting down music. Hey, that's okay. Me and Mr. Quimby's love making music. Don't even doubt. It is two sticks. Oh, good. I hate that. I'm sailing away. This is the song that you use. Yes. This is our love making song. I love it. No, sticks is better. Turn on a little sticks, and I'll get all hot. Woo! Because I've got too much time. No one cares. I'm not with you on that one. I was really, like, felt sexy when they sang the national anthem in Pittsburgh. It was hot. Great. Hot. We just lost everyone in the chat room. Come back. No, please. Let's see. There was the Chargers rally where B-Wall was the Piata. Where we jinxed the Chargers. Where we jinxed the Chargers, yeah. Oh, but it was so much fun.
I got on a lot of... Kung Fu got on every news station. Congratulations. And it was at a doctor's appointment. She got caught at work, dude. Way to go, girl. What? Yes, it's pinata music. Oh, I'm like... The dots didn't connect at first. And the solution to this jinxing of the Chargers is now we beat up Seth every year. Right, because that's going to... It will. It'll happen. We have to try a new white boy to beat up so that the Chargers will win. All we have to do is take some fresh eggs to his gonads, and we're good to go. I say we beat up Ashley. Oh, that's a good one. Because she's really strong, and she would fight back, actually. That'd be scary. Oh, you know what we can do? We can throw food at her, and then she can catch it. Like Pac-Man. You're so good. Next time she sees you. She's like the Homer Simpson of the Mikey show. Doughnut. Oh. I don't think we should beat up B-Rob ever again, especially because he's not a Charger fan, and I don't know. It just seems that we lose the big games when we hurt him. Did you hear B-Rob fighting with the Scientologist? Oh, he did so good. Dude. Did you not hear it, dude? No, I missed that. He rocked my world. Freaking awesome. He did so good. He quoted that Penn & Teller movie, or video, that we all saw with the bus thing.
But, like, he totally, like, pwned this, like, Scientologist. It was really cool. But then again, that bus thing could be applied to any religion on Earth. Yeah. Yeah. So which one is right? I don't know. Scientology is definitely wrong. L. Ron Hubbard said before he died that the best way to make money was to invent your own religion. Oh, we all – I don't think anybody in this room denies that Scientology is – Complete BS. But apparently Taylor knows everything about Scientology. What did you know? Well, it's all in the Torah. I totally missed that. Where did that come from? He like IM'd Mike saying he knows all kinds of stuff about Scientology. Taylor reads a lot of books, but I don't know what he knows that the rest of the general public doesn't know. Unless he was a scientist. Back in his younger days, he was inter-religion wanting to learn all about every religion. So he studied and read books on almost all. all the major ones. So he read Dianetics or what? I don't know how he does everything. He called in, but they never got to it because the Scientologist went all weird, said they were, that aliens are their god, and then hung up the phone. Yeah, I don't get that move at all. Wasn't that a prank call? What, the Scientologist call? No, they always do that. It's up in the air. They always, like, call and then they, like, hang up, like, once it starts getting kind of serious. I don't understand that move.
I think what the deal is, like, from talking to Nerd, because he was all about it. Oh, yeah, he was against them. He was, like, he was against them. And, like, yeah, I don't know if he'd appreciate you saying that. Anyway, yeah, he, okay. Scientology music. Yeah, okay. He, like, apparently said that, like, Scientologists, like, if you start to, like, speak out against them, they'll, like. Well, this is how it works. In order to advance in the religion, you have to take, like, sessions. You have to meet with, like, some sort of counselor, pay for it, and, like, go through this counseling thing where you have to spill everything, all your secrets. So they have documents and files on everybody. And if you want to quit the religion, that's fine. But if you want to speak out against the religion, they will use the dirt on you, yes. It's so weird. I've never heard of religion, though, that keeps, like... It's not a religion. It's a cult. That's why they got sued by the state of Texas, and they got their license taken away for being a church. So now they've got to pay taxes. So now they've got to pay taxes. I love it. Anyway, people in the chat are fascinated by this topic. Yes. I know. Why don't you slap a gym suit on me and give me the Kool-Aid? I'm ready to go. Give me a session. I don't get it. A Kool-Aid session. I don't get it either. That's weird. It was the Heaven's Gate, right?
The cult that killed themselves? The Nikes? That is a reference from 11 years ago. You were like 11 years old. I was 10 years old, actually. Weird. Weird. Okay, so there was a new game called This Old Sky, which I couldn't find the audio for. It wasn't podcasted. Really? It was. It was? Yeah, it was. I couldn't find it. Oh, you suck. Weird. How did that go? They basically got, like, regular people to call in and try to stump Sky on, like, handy home stuff. Handy crap. And Philly's Finest and I were talking back and forth, and we were debating whether she would know what a stud was or not, but I decided that she would know what a black stud was. That's hilarious. Good one. Good one. Also, a monkey wrench. Anyways, any hoot. Black stud. Let's see, let's see, let's see. They bumped Sean TV a bunch of times this week. I can't get over that. Disappointing. I'm going to go down there and pick it. Really? I'm going to go down there and say bring back Sean TV. I demand my banner check. Yeah. I want more banner check. I want more Columbo now. I want Matlock. Oh, hey, you know what? I missed Monday the 12th because I was working for another morning show. Rob says he's really going to stop smoking.
Really? No, he didn't say that. This is my last pack, dude. Uh-huh. Eddie found rat in barbecue? Oh, yeah. What is that? Please tell me, Danny. Apparently, Eddie went out. Oh, your voice has changed, Danny. Come on, girl. Talk to me. I told her to come. Are you wearing makeup? Shut up. Okay, apparently Eddie went to use his barbecue, and he hasn't used it for a couple weeks because of the weather. And he went out there to light it up, and something scurried out of the barbecue, which was a rat. I have a barbecue, damn it. Then he was debating whether he should continue to cook on it or go inside and clean it and stuff. Oh, we know what Sean said to that, right? Oh, yeah. So he decided, since his wife is now a child, that he would... Finished cooking inside. Yeah. And then P1 Sanjaya called in and said that that happened to him, but it was a possum in his barbecue. But then he continued to cook on it. Yeah. You know, the heat kills the germs. Yeah, it kills the hantavirus. Uh-huh. And rabies. And Ebola. And Ebola, yeah. I don't know about salmonella because it's in everything nowadays. I love it, guys. Peanut butter and Blonder's beard. I agree. Let's see. Let's see. Ashley's mouth craves.
Water. Apparently they were discussing products you're addicted to and Ashley's mouth is addicted to water. Interesting. Minus two now. Really? I've stopped drinking soda. Congratulations. You sound so excited. The look on his face is like of joy. I want my Diet Coke. I got a full two liter in the fridge, dude. Not even open. Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi? Both. You quit soda, I quit smoking. Mental high five. I drink water, and it sucks. Oh, it's so good. It's good, but it's like, I got a sweet tooth. I just quit soda, too. You guys can start a support group. I took this out. Last week, I was sitting on my couch. I had a nice pizza that I just made, and the wife was at work, so I was all by myself eating pizza. I was on the internet, and I'm like, okay, I got this Diet Pepsi cherry stuff, cherry vanilla, thought I'd finish it off. So I just poured one glass, and I put it on the counter.
on the table I was eating at. And I had my laptop open and I typed in into Google, the dangers of diet soda. And I click. And so I started reading it and I'm like, ugh. So I walked the thing over there and I poured it out. Oh, wasted money. That's okay. I'm proud of you. It's the worst. They use that soda for everything. CHP uses it to clean blood off of the highways. It's horrible. And you're putting that in your body. Go Danny! Yeah! What? He's young. I just missed this one. What are you doing over there? He's looking at lawnmowers and sunglasses. Lawnmowers? You don't have a lawnmower? No, no. Do you want to read this? Since Quimby likes to sneak up on my computer so much. Spaceboy, check this out. What do you got? Oh, he's going to show us. Squeeze girl of the week. Danny's looking at porn again on the podcast. Read number 17. Dog in a bathtub. Attempting to insert your notes into a what? I've seen that. God.
Oh, my gosh. The podcast is taking a turn. I'm getting us back on show. Oh, no. No. No. The Arabia Death Pass. Oh, no. Please send me that link. This is just wrong. You got it, dude. I can't do that. Alexander Graham Bell. The glass bottom boat. Elisa says number eight is not possible. Dude, this is gross. Okay, back to the show, people. How can we done? How can we done? I am so creeped out right now. Boys, boys, boys. Okay, let's talk about this. Sky and the credit union story. I laughed so hard. I snorted at my desk, and my boss asked if I was okay. Sky thinks that if you are part of a credit union, you can go into any of them and get your money. I'm 21, and I know that.
I just kept wondering, what did she need more money, cash for? Dude, seriously, that's a lot of weed she's buying. She's buying a kilo. Because they said that you can't take out more than $500, so she needs more than $500. I'm like, that's a ton of weed, lady. I know. That's like one trip to the bathroom. There it is. So bad. It was probably one of the funniest stories, and you can pick up that podcast on MikeyShow.com or P1Site.com. That happened Tuesday, 13th of 2009. And now, I want to get to something amazing. Peanut Noir? No, not Peanut Noir. Sweetberry Wine! This Thursday, the Mikey Show decided to do some reveals of themselves, and my goodness, they were some doobies. What do you think I'm thinking about right now? Doobies. They were some doosies. Okay, the first one is that Ashley tried out for cheer and didn't make it. It made me feel so bad. I know. It's a big deal. I was on cheer for three years. So was I. I was, you know, I would have been devastated if I didn't make it. It's kind of embarrassing, too. Especially with all your friends being cheerleaders and then you're just on the sidelines practicing the moves. All sad.
She's so sad. Crying. The next reveal was Eddie worked at a place called Scoops and Tubes. That sounds like such a cool place. Not really. It sounds like a horror. That sounds like it sucks. It sounds like it's fun if you're nine. It sounds like Captain Kids World. It was like DZ Zone when I was a kid. Cool. Yeah. Wish I went there. The other reveal was that our friend Mikey. The Iron Man's over here dying. Mikey used to listen to Rachmaninoff and cry when he was like 11 years old. I cry when I heard that. And the music was a soundtrack called Somewhere in Time about lovers. It's a silly and appropriate movie. Oh my gosh. And he cried at the series end of the Carol Burnett show. Poor Mikey. Making out with dogs.
Setting stuff on fire and riding his bike to watch Poltergeist. That was an interesting kid. Yeah. Where were his parents? They let him play with Ziploc bags and Tupperware. And a lighter in the back. Back of the garage. Well, his dad was in the Navy. So his dad probably wasn't around that much. Yeah. It was mostly his mom. It sounds like Danny's childhood. Danny was 11 years apart from his sister. His parents were much older when they had him. Let's just say that was an accident. Whoops, Daisy. Daddy used to eat Hot Pockets for dinner all the time. Mom had stopped making dinner at that point, correct? Dude, not even. My mom never made dinner. Oh. But she made tamales. Yeah, now that I'm 21. Thanks, Mom. Yeah. Let's see. The other reveals were good. B-Rob was in a B-Boy crew called Pip. I think they should do a reunion for the next 28-hour show. Oh, my gosh. That's a good idea. They should fly all those dudes in from Boston. Absolutely. Put out the cardboard and watch them get down. They'll just send Ramsay in the plane. Or in the copter. The plane is called the Donkey Kong 3. The Honky Kong. Well, it's donkey in my world. Is that the one that crashed in the river? Oops. Too soon? Too soon. I think Zet's reveal was so interesting.
I did not see that coming. I did. I did not see that one coming. Seth was a white, like, gangster. Wigger. He wasn't even a gangster, though. He wasn't part of a crew because he just didn't want to get caught. He did black things. Oh, really? Like, what else? I don't know. I mean, can you provide me examples? But who knew he was a tagger? Like, a solo guy that didn't tag a crew. But he wasn't a tagger. He, like, did art. He was a guerrilla artist. Underground. Street artist, dude. That's crazy. But the story about him getting tased is probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. I don't run the fastest. Really? I don't believe you. I'm a poor guy. Don't tase me, bro. And Skye's was really... Skye joined a dance class. Think it was, like, professional. Turns out she was a 19-year-old lady who had a class with 12 to 16-year-olds. Yeah. How embarrassing is that?
Let's see. Oh, Sean's reveal. Oh, here we go. Oh, Sean. We love you, Sean. I'm not surprised, again. Are any of us surprised? I thought he was more of a waver, not new age music. That dude could reveal that he was born on a spaceship on the way to Pluto and that his mom was abducted by some alien. And I'd be like, okay. Well, he was in a new age band called Solstice. And he was really into harpists and stuff like that. If we had this YouTube video, if I had prepped Facebook. I really wish I could see pictures of Sean when he was a teenager, though. Oh, yeah. I would pay to see that. I would as well, dude. Yes, sir. It's got to be hot. What's up? I want a Solstice reunion for my wedding. They'll play my reception. It'll be great. We'll interpretive dance all over the place. That'd be awesome. Like Elvira, Mistress of the Night. And let's talk. Now I'm going to interview Spaceboy for a second here. Before you move on. What? Spaceboy knows this. He's probably back in deep crevices of his memory. Yeah, what's up? We can actually possibly have one day eventually have pictures of Sean when he was in high school. Yeah, we're working on it.
Really? No. Shush. DL. But then again, you know, maybe if we try really hard, we might be able to find the air check session. Oh, that works at clear. This is Crosby and King. It's King and Ding. King and Ding? Something like that. Oh, I forgot. We have a couple of reveals this evening. They're our last two. Okay. Daddy. Oh, great. Dude, I don't even know what I'm going to say. I'll figure it out. No, no, no, you do. I really don't, dude. I was asking P1s in the chat. Well, why don't you just tell us both? What do you mean? Oh, you're in the chat, too, damn it. Shut up. I don't know which drunk star to tell. One was with watermelon Zima. The other one was with grape Zima. No, shut the hell up. It's Smirnoff.
That's what Danny likes to drink. I hate you guys so much. I love you. Does your vagina hurt or what? I will stab you. I'll tell you guys a story of what first originally started to turn me off from alcohol. That is the leaser of the two stories. Leaser? Leaser. That's a word I just invented. Well said. We have a timeline near 21 right now. So this is before you? Oh, this is before I was 21 for sure. Okay. This is, like, right out of high school. Like, I was 18 or 19. And my buddy, Dane, he hasn't met Dane. Iron Man, just say no. No, he just moved out of his house because a typical 18-year-old moves out of his house. And they lived in these apartments. And there was a cholo party up the street. Yeah. Yeah, did everybody have the top button? It was like, all right, it was at an apartment top level. All these like cholo dudes. So like with their house shoes. No, they were like all around the room, but they weren't dancing like they were just checking people out. That's what they do. And like, I've never been to like a party like this. I'm all like, OK, my buddy's drinking. I'm drinking. My buddy goes to the bathroom.
And I'm left there just by myself. And so, like, I'm just, like, sitting there. I'm the whitest Mexican. Don't you know I'm local? I'm the whitest Mexican you'll ever meet. So I don't blame well with these dudes. I think I'm about to get raped or something. So, like, 20 minutes go by. And I'm like, all right. I think my buddy just bailed on me. So I'm like, all right. I'm, like, half drunk. I'll track it down the street and see if I can break into his house. So, yeah, that's a good idea. Right. So I said he was down the street, but there was a shortcut through like this ice plant. It's like a 10 foot like slope, like 45 degree angle. I'm like, all right, I can make it. And so I start and like one step into it, I totally slip and roll my ass down this freaking hell. Some some chicks walk over the party. Oh, no. So I freaking pick up myself and my dignity. And I walked to my buddy's apartment where the door is locked. And I noticed that his bedroom door is open. Or window, I'm sorry. So I'm like, okay, let me see if he's there. And it's like half cracked open. He's got a pole to stop the window from being completely opened up. But I see this mother effer sleeping, passed out, snoring in his bed. And so dude did bail on me. Oh, my gosh.
So I start. Yeah. And so he has a like a porch area, but it's like a 10 foot like wall that I have to jump, which look at me. I'm not. It's not happening. I tried it once and I ran right in the wall. So I start banging on his door. Nothing happens. So I'm like, all right, I got to wake him up. So I start knocking on his window. That doesn't happen. There's a tree right next to his window. So I'm like, I'm going to break a branch off and I'm going to poke him in the face so I can wake him up. I do this. He doesn't wake up. He's that gone. So I'm like, okay, I'm going to have to, like, so I was like, all right, I'm going to have to break into his house somehow. I take off the screen of his window, and the window's, like, just, like, far enough so I can kind of reach my hand in. Yeah. But, I mean, look at my arm. It's not the smallest arm in the world. And so I try to, like, reach in, and the whole time, like, I'm trying to, like, call his name, too, and eventually.
basically what happened was he finally woke up and a second after he woke up my arm pushed that window too far and the whole thing shattered and came down on my arm so so now i have a broken window on me and my arm is all bleeding because it got cut from the wind from the window shattering on my arm yeah and my buddy's like danny and i'm like yeah dude i think i just broke your window he opens the window Or he opens up his front door. And I didn't realize at this point that I was bleeding. I didn't realize until like five minutes later. Yeah. And so I'm like, all right, I'll have to clean up your room. So I got his vacuum, one that I gave him. Cleaned up all the glass. I ended up breaking the vacuum because apparently glass and vacuums don't go very well together. And then that's when I noticed that there's a blood trail. And so like.
I have to go, like, backtrack, and, like, I got blood on his rug. I got blood, like, a lot of blood on his front door. And so, like, we're in the middle of the cleaning process, and his buddy shows up. I'm sorry, not his buddy, his roommate, which is another friend of mine, Zoltan. And he's like, dude, what happened? Like, you got all freaked out. And then we decided to patch up my arm, and that's the scar. Awesome. Yeah. And, yeah, that was pretty much I passed out on his couch. And not really a fan of alcohol after that. I did have another experience later, but, yeah. We won't talk about that. Poor Danny. Poor metal Dave says, is Danny the wet bandit? He is, actually. Oh, my gosh. All right, Kung Fu, tell us something about yourself. Let's get to know you, girlfriend. Okay, well, I have to have a disclaimer in case my father. is listening to this podcast, I'm sorry. I am not the little girl you think I am. Oh, no. All right. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. So when I was in high school, I hung out with the skaters and the hippie guys, and I followed the Grateful Dead, and I would do a lot of drugs. One night...
I decided that I was going to try acid. Oh. Whoa. Fun time! Not at all. It is. Oh, it's kidding. It was the best. So... Don't tell me you looked in a mirror and freaked yourself out. No, I did try that, though. And I just thought I looked like Toucan Sam. But apparently... Follow your nose. Apparently, I came across this, what I thought was a spider, and I started petting the nice spider. What's up? Well, the next day I found out that I was petting a plant for the whole night. Paper or sugar cubes? It was paper. Did you do it like Jimi Hendrix put it on a bandana with a bandana? No, I just dropped it on my tongue. What?
Do you know that there was a kid that went to one of my junior high schools? He had a bunch of acid in his pocket, and his pocket got wet, and it seeped through his skin. Serves you right. And he was in the middle of the quad, and he thought he was a glass of orange juice and freaked out because he didn't want anybody to tip him over. This is kind of creeping me out. Junior high and high school in the 90s. That's when ecstasy first came out. Party. Double stack jaw breakers, bro. Close eggs. Put your head in a speaker. Dress like a panda. Yeah, it's crazy. It was crazy. There was none of that in my, like, there was that, but like. Everybody was over it by the time you were growing up. I know. Everybody was into prescription pills. Yeah. Yeah. And steroids. Yeah. Yeah. My boyfriend is a few years older than you, and. Not steroids for much for our school, because, I mean, that's... Yeah, but, like, somas and Adderall and Ritalin and all that fun crap. Yeah. Dude. I just brought back... You guys missed out on the 90s, right, Spaceboy? Yeah, darn dude. Yeah, I dare. He had none of that. Heroin chic. It's so hot. That was the biggest nerdy kid. Oh, man. So, the last topic of the evening, Spaceboy was there today for the...
The comedy jam face-off between Bunder and Boston Robb. It was wicked good. Yeah, did you enjoy yourself? I was right up in front. It was great. Yeah, Mal Hall. He was great, too. The Tiger Woods of comedy. He is sick. He is sick. That joke about the homeless couple. That was so funny. I'm sorry, but that's accurate. Yeah, it is. So, from what you saw, who did you find to be the better comedian today? Honestly, I thought that Boston Rob killed it. Yeah, he did. I was very, very impressed. But then again, he had help. He had Craig Gass coaching him. Yeah. And running, you know, just to get some advice, which is cool. Yeah, I think Blunder was just a little off because he had been so sick this time.
Well, Blender, like, his style of comedy didn't mesh with me. Just, like, dude, we get it. You're bald. You're fat. Move on. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. So I was just like, eh. But, you know, I'd be interested to hear more material from him. I enjoyed the mustard pee comment, though. Because I'm wondering that. How come every time you have mustard, it comes out with this little, like, watery yellow discharge? Because it says shake well. It's still kind of great. The space boy's over here shaking his head. Space boy hates me today, by the way, in case you guys didn't know. It was great. They had a brick wall set up, and they had a stage. And it was very nice. I'm like, I need to get a picture of this for, like, backgrounds of artwork or for a future Photoshop because it's like you can't find that stuff online. But it was really nice. It was really, really nice. So you were in there, and they had the stick AMGON.
yeah for rock 105.3 stick ham no stick am and they cut the feed right when you were direct all i saw was you going like this to people like telling people like move or like split apart or something and so anyone who was watching that basically had like a frozen screen of space boy for like half an hour all right space boy show yeah dude it's freaking hilarious Oh, it's good times. I think the next comedy face-off should be between Skye and Ashley. I think that's the greatest idea I've ever heard. No. It's hot. You're lame. Do you know what happened last night when I was at work, though? No. Tell us. I got to work, and I wanted to go check out that. Ew, that sounds moist. Because you just did that. Edit. Anyway. Please don't hurt me. Anyways, so check it out. Gosh, I can't talk for sure. For crap. So last night, I wanted to go check out the performance studio and see what Jay had put up as, like, a backdrop for the thing. And so I opened the door to the performance studio, like, la, la, la, looking, and blunders in there talking to nobody, like, practicing his set. And the look on his face was, like, deer in the headlights, like. And I just, like, looked at him like, oh, oh, sorry, you're the best. See you later. Just left the performance studio. That's pretty funny. I felt so bad. So bad.
Poor little thing. He's super sick. It's not good. Let's see. Have I missed anything else? Yeah. Talk about it. Bring up what you like. You freaking forgot to talk about Skye getting caught re-gifting. I didn't get to hear that. Oh, what? Oh, see, if you were checking into the podcast. So what happened? So Skye apparently re-gifted a gift from the show, and it took a little while, but they pulled it out of her, and it was a gift from Eddie. It was a wine bottle opener and a nice bottle of wine. But what they didn't. In a basket. In a basket. And what she didn't know was inside of the box of the wine opener was a gift card addressed to her from Eddie. And she re-gifted it to her sister-in-law. Or no. Sister-in-law? Yeah. Yeah. So she's got. It's like a $100 gift card to BevMo or something. Yeah, yeah. To BevMo.
So that was freaking awesome. It was freaking hilarious, first of all, to hear Eddie freak out, and then to hear her get caught and try to start to think of stories and tell her. It was freaking hilarious. It was awesome. And then did anyone hear the interview with the ESPN dude? Dan Patrick. Dan Patrick. I thought it was really good. I love that, how he just made Sky uncomfortable. It was so cute how much he loved Sky. That was adorable. His boss is his brother. My boss, Bill, is Dan Patrick's. And their voices, it was tripping me out because their voices sound exactly the same. Oh, really? Exactly the same. It was like listening to Bill talk. Because Bill, like, he sometimes will have meetings. And he's just, he's a really cool boss. You know, he really has our backs. And I was just tripping out. I was like. You're fired. Yeah. But I was really moved. And that.
His interview just really inspired me and made me say, you know what, even though I don't have a second job, I'm going to spend every minute I have in that dang building learning as much as I possibly can. Yeah, I don't know if his story was to inspire people. No. Because he was confused. He's like, what inspired you? Yeah, because you know what it was? It was that he was just so open. A lot of interviews, people are kind of closed off. They don't really want to get into stuff that's going on in their personal life. And so I just really appreciated, like, his honesty and just being so open. For sure. You know what I mean? Well, and not only that, but he got other people to talk to. Like, he got everybody to open up. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I felt like he was interviewing me when I got on the phone. I was, like, thrown off because I was like, whoa, he's, like, getting deep with me. So it was really cool. And everything he said, like, I just have all that right now. I can't really pay my rent. I live with my parents. Really supportive. My boyfriend has an odd job. We're not in a rush to get married or have kids or anything. So right now is the perfect opportunity to just get in there. But it was such a great interview. Yeah. It was crazy. I was the only girl who called in to ask a question. It was weird, though, because that basically was an hour-long interview. And so they ended the show with that. Really abrupt. Yeah, and I'm like, what the F?
Can we talk about that, how Scooby called in like five times that day? I was like, okay, what is this, Scooby show? Wow, the rocks on you. He called in for open phones at the beginning. He called in for Cheaters Hotel and then for the Dan Patrick interview. I was like, okay. O-10. He just turns his love for the Raiders around into something like a good team, maybe. O-10? Why not O-9? Welcome to 2009, Danny. Oh, 11? I was like, if he didn't make it this year, Scooby would probably commit suicide. Because he was, like, hanging out for the Hall of Fame this year, and you could just kind of tell he was just kind of like, he could have easily taken paparazzi's place, and I would have been just as happy. Oh, for sure. Maybe he would have farted in anybody's face. Well, he probably doesn't enjoy hugs as much as paparazzi.
Dog it out, bitch. Oh, can we say something? Sure. I'll say it. Five bucks, no balls. No. So we were at the Chargers rally, and Spaceboy got a call from a special someone. I won't say his name, but his name is Paparazzi. And you were having a conversation with him, right? Yes. Well, no, actually, the first time he called, I told Kwame to take the call. Oh, okay. And she hung up on him. Yes. And so you called again. Yes. And you were talking to him, and I'm like, hey, I want to talk to him. I want to talk to him. And so space my hands over the phone, and I just hung it up. I didn't even say hello. I haven't talked to him since, by the way. Really? That is awesome. He tried calling me the other day, and I ignored the phone. I'm sorry, but, like, dude only calls me whenever there's an event going on, whenever he wants to tell me something's wrong with the site, whenever he wants to give me some constructive criticism. I don't want a hug, buddy. Leave me alone. He writes paragraphs in IM. I know. The way he's on IM is the same way he's on the phone. I know. He knows everything. Did you know that? Well. He knows it all. Well. He knows about how life works. Well. And he knows how to hug. Yep. That was sautéed in raw sauce. Take a note from that, P1 Philly's finest. And he knows how to steal IM names. And claim he's drunk. And, yeah. And talk through. And drunk. And talk through Sky's mom giving the Sunburn story. Yeah.
scam on girls. And... No, no, no, no, no, no. Rehab. Try to take Amy Winehouse from Seth. That jerk. Dude, by the way... Seth was wearing that shirt the other day I was up there. Really? I've not talked about that since, dude. I just remember that shirt. Freaking Ghost Rider is a genius. He is a genius. I looked at that picture a couple days ago, and I'm like, genius. Best shirt freaking Ghost Rider ever came up with. I felt so bad for the dude because, like, honestly, dude, at the 28-hour show, he looked like he was going to cry, and I felt bad. It was kind of a – well, let's back up for a second. I wonder if he was going to fart on the girl. Because it's like that was – I don't know. He used my picture. Yes. So it's like that picture was perfect for that shirt. Yeah. I think – did you send it to him, or did I? Probably you did. I think I did. And he's like, I want that shirt or that picture. I'm going to use it for something. I'm like, sure, dude. I did feel bad at the 28-hour show. I saw his face, and I'm like, oh, man. Yeah, I don't like to make people like. No, don't do that. It's funny if it's a joke, for sure, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings because, I mean, I know how that feels. But, I mean, what? I do. But still, it was pretty freaking funny. If it's funny, whatever. That's what she said. Oh, man.
One a week for a podcast? We're legal? We're not done yet. No, no? Not done yet. No, dude. Like, got one more piece of audio to play. Oh! Stop trying to close the show. Oh, whatever, dude. Go. Speaking of awesome music, Sky will now tell you where New Kids on the Block will be performing next. Yes! Yes! Yeah, well, you know, they had the tour and they came to town, but this is, you know. P1 Kung Fu, I hope you're listening. P1 Kung Fu is a big... N-K-O-T-B fan. Yes, I am. That was a secret. That's not cool, dude. That's our friend, bro. I love Space Boy. That is our friend. You ruined my life. I don't know that he wanted that to get out there. He didn't? I don't think so. Nobody told me that. That is class.
See, he's listening to the delay, and he just, I am me. Yeah, boy. He hasn't heard the part about me yet. Oh, no. Give it a me second. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three. Yeah, boy. Well, listen, if Space Boy or P1 Kung Fu would like to see NKOTB, Skye, where can they catch you? Well, this is going to be a very special, intimate show, May 15th through the 18th. on a cruise ship from Florida to the Bahamas. What do you think, guys? Sounds awesome. How do you okay it? How do you okay it? Oh, well, Joey McIntyre says, quote, our manager tells us it's not a cheesy thing. This is not a step back. Oh, okay, well. Step back, step. Hell yeah. Step back, baby. We're gonna ruin our careers. See, Mike listens to New Kids. Hey, Mike, how did you know how it goes? How did you know how the song goes? Because, like, yeah, you did it perfectly along with the way the real song goes. Were you a space boy? I sat on his lap. Space boy. You're gay! Space boy?
Hello, how are you? I didn't even know a space boy. You didn't know? I didn't know. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Oh, wow. Did you hear where they're playing? A cruise ship? Yes. Is it a gay cruise ship? No. Yes. A space boy. Do they say what it is, guy? No, forgive me. Carnival! Yeah, it doesn't list here. The Queen Fairy. Oh, wow. Me and my wife and Quimby, we went to go see the show at, ironically enough, Cox Arena. Yes! It was actually a very good show. I was very surprised. Alright. Well, Space Boy, that is correct. Donnie, pull you up on stage? Well, you're going to have to book passage on this cruise ship. Make sure your passport's up to date. There you go. Thanks, Space Boy. I'll tell you, man, it's time to fire that manager. Okay, question. I have a legitimate question. What is your question? Didn't Mikey's show do a cruise? Yes, I did. That's all I'm saying.
But they're not a world-renowned pop group. You know, I think they're pretty smart. I think the boys are pretty smart. Get all these ladies on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. Oh, I don't think it's going to be a bunch of ladies. I think that Jordan Knight better watch his bum. That's all I'm saying. I think their male following is going to show up in droves. You better watch his intake. No joke. The gay mafia is going there for sure. Oh, my God. That is hilarious. I never even thought of that. That thought never occurred to me. Gay mafia. I'm so photoshopping somebody. Yeah. They're going to have to stay in their cabins 24-7 or else they'll be gang raped by a bunch of gay guys and women. Or who knows? Someone might buy you dinner and a drink. In Louisiana. I don't know what you mean by that. And spike your drink with alcohol, which you never drink. Who knows? And not let you take pictures for your wife to see. But I'm just saying, I've heard these. I don't know. Game off, yeah. Game off. Oh, my gosh. Self-edit. Oh, no. Oh, Billy the Elephant. That's right. What a weird little character that was. You might just follow on five or six.
I don't know. Dude, Spaceboy was loving it at the NKOTB concert. It was like 10 chicks to every one, dude. No, not even that. But when I went to Metallica, the weirdest thing, it was a different crowd at the Cox Arena that night. Oh, yeah. It was actually the Cox Arena at the Metallica concert, which was the bomb. Yeah. That was gay. You're gay. You haven't seen them live yet. Interpol, son. It's amazing. Cold gay. Interpol. Interpol, dude. Check them out. They're the best band in the world. Interpolny.com. Says the guy who likes Slipdog Millionaire. Freaking A right. Win five awards a freaking day. A day. A day. What is your crappy movie one? None. Thank you. Cloverfield?
Cloverfield. Cloverfield. It's the best movie in the whole wide world. Danny loves Cloverfield. Cloverfield. Here you go. This is for you. I love you. New cast. He has shirts and bed sheets. He's memorized. DVD. Look out. Danny loves Cloverfield. Iron Man, you want to spot on the podcast? Cloverfield. Cloverfield. Cloverfield. Oh, he'll talk just about as much as you did tonight. You're the death of the P-Wood podcast, dude. We'll talk about rims. Oh, my God. That is front page material, son. Don't do this to me. I hate you so much. Oh, no. See you guys later. The P-Wood podcast. I'm out. No, she checked out. She has no. Oh, no. Check it out. No, no, don't say it. Like the door? All right. Okay, this is the Space Boys show. Damn it. Damn it. Lock it. Lock it. You're out. All right, cool. So this picture looks like she needs a helmet. Look at that picture. Kicked out of the room. Hang on a second. Called her out. I got to put it on her. Oh, you can't see it. Oh, no. Oh, there you go. It's cute.
Come on, guys. Helmet. Now they can see. Sucker. Whatever, dude. I got a free laptop. Sweet. Yeah, seriously. All right. Anyway. Yeah, so that was our podcast, 21. Thank you for showing up. We're all grown up. This is a new year. New dreams, new hopes, new resolutions. And now we can be president. Iron Man is poking me with his finger. How may I help you, Iron Man? Get out of here. What are your thoughts? I like pizza. Talk, Iron Man. Talk, Ironman. That's probably the most we're going to get out of him. Hey, I know you can say something. I'll say your real name, son. Talk. Talk. Don't do that. Don't. Talk. Don't talk. Don't talk. Do it. Do it. Talk. He's goose-stepping around the room. All right, man. I don't know why he's taking his pants off, dude. I don't know either. Dude, you're underage. Come on. Don't put me in this position. Come on. Can I say your real name? Yeah. Do you guys know his real name? Marcus. You got it.
Richie. It's Richie, dude. It's not Marcus. I'm sorry. Shut the hell up. By the way, this picture, front page. It is not being. I won't talk to you ever. Why do you lie? I'm serious. You say that like that's a bad thing. I'm serious. It's a cute picture. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's so cute. No, it's not. With the helmet and all, dude. No. I will quit the podcast. Okay. People in the chat are talking about other things. So lost. All right. So, well, what a great week of the T1 podcast. I'm going to go ahead and wrap this bitch up now. And I quit the podcast tonight. No, Quimby. You can go ahead and put my name up on that list. No, don't quit. With the red line in between it. Please don't quit. No, please. I'll do anything. I'm done. Stop. Oh, Quimby.
Please, we will do anything. How can we make it up to you? How? Please. We are sorry. We're at your mercy. We beg your forgiveness. I'm sorry that we called you out. I am sorry. I hurt your feelings. We're sorry we talked about your helmet. I quit our friendship. Okay. No more Bible study at my house. I'm such a baby. Just people going to hell because you want to open a free household. That's right. Just kidding. I love you guys. It's all good. Here, look at my boobs. Her golden globes. Ooh. My golden gloves, that's what everything's about. Is this our outro song? Our bumper music? Oh, there you go. There you have it, folks. This is the P1 Podcast for this week. I love all of you. Love you, too. I don't really quit the show. I'm just kidding. Aw, shucks. Danny! God, no. Please don't take your pictures of me. That was awesome. Another great picture. I quit. All right.
Well, I hope you guys join us next time, and I hope the new host is just as good as I am. Yes. That's a P1 podcast. We love you all. Peace be with you. We out. XOXO. As-salamu alaykum.