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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 23
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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Steve and Sean argue over the show's fraternity-like nature, with Sean criticizing its lack of action while Steve mocks the situation with seahorse jokes. Steve and Rob joke about playing the flute, referencing Jethro Tull and Titanic, while Steve mentions Tom Morrow's death and MacGruber. Steve also jokes about future hair dye, TiVo, and a crockpot, and references a scientist's role and menopause. The show includes jokes about a toilet cannon, family members, eyebrow farming, Kenny G, Hall and Oates, and various random debates and donations.
What happened, in order
Sean's Fraternity Rant
Sean and Steve argue about the fraternity-like nature of the show, with Sean complaining about the lack of action and Steve mocking the situation with jokes about seahorses carrying babies and the Enterprise.
Flute and Music Jokes
Steve and Rob joke about playing the flute, with Rob making a joke about lemon and Titanic, and Steve referencing Jethro Tull and Deep Purple.
Flute and Star Trek References
Steve and Rob discuss the flute, with Rob referencing Titanic and Steve mentioning Starfleet Academy and the Enterprise, leading to a joke about the flute being the theme of Titanic.
Tom Morrow's Death and MacGruber
Steve mentions Tom Morrow's death from a Coke overdose and the presence of MacGruber, leading to a joke about the Enterprise and a mention of Auntie Margaret.
Future Hair Dye and TiVo
Steve jokes about the absence of hair dye in the future, mentions TiVo, and references a remote control, with a joke about Wilma and Geppetto.
Scientist Hypothesizing and Menopause
Steve discusses the role of a scientist, mentions menopause, and jokes about a character named Pinocchio, with a reference to a severed beam causing death.
Toilet Cannon and Family Jokes
Steve jokes about building a telescope from a toilet, mentions his son Pinocchio, and jokes about his wife Sharon, with a reference to American Gothic and a crockpot.
Clay Aiken and Eyebrow Farming
Steve jokes about Clay Aiken, mentions eyebrow farming, and references a crop season, with a joke about a 'fresh crop' of eyebrows.
Eyebrow Farmer and Horn Soup
Steve jokes about being an eyebrow farmer, mentions horn soup, and references Danny Glover and a crockpot, with a joke about the 'weird crockpot' from earlier.
Kenny G and Yanni
Steve jokes about Kenny G and Yanni, mentions a 'members only jacket' and a Tony Gwynn statue, with a reference to a crockpot and a 'members only jacket'.
Studio Audience and Jokes
Steve jokes about the studio audience, mentions Tom Arnold's return, and references the '28-Hour Mikey Show,' with a joke about the audience not giving the show a fair shot.
Hall and Oates Dance Party
Steve jokes about the Hall and Oates dance party, mentions the time, and references a 'normal shift' and '10 o'clock,' with a joke about 'starting a normal shift.'
Montage and Sexy Time
Steve jokes about a montage, mentions 'sexy time,' and references a 'mirror' and 'Hano's Dance Party,' with a joke about 'Work it' and 'this is for you.'
Rock and Hair Pic
Steve jokes about bringing a rock and a hair pic, mentions a 'weird crockpot,' and references the Hall and Oates dance party, with a joke about 'Hano's Dance Party.'
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Air McCheese. Call me Steve. Steve McCheese. Water? Is there any? Is this going to get good? Why don't you shove it? Really boring. Condensers could make the difference. Sean. I'm trying to watch. What's up with your episode, bro? This is lame. I can't help it if you won't give it a chance. Dude, I gave it. No, you didn't. A lot of chances. This is apparently like a fraternity, right? It is. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. And Omega Mu. Sigma Nu. I think he was impressed with you. I think so, too. Can I go now? Do men carry the babies on this planet, Sean? Yeah, they're like seahorses. Oh, okay. That explains it. Gotta get back to the dead show. Trucking. Anyway, interesting conversation. Can I leave now? I love you. You're the best damn freak show on television. I want to see that weird crockpot again.
That was the highlight of this episode. Oh, Kamin, can you play that funky flute, white boy? Hold on, dude. Hold on, he's playing. Is that what he was playing? Yeah, me too. Can we go? Can you stop following me around, bro? You're freaking me out. Can you have a house and a family? They're friends. Brenda. Coke Zero. So tasty. Where do those stairs lead to? Right. Back to the Enterprise, Sean. See, that's all you had to do. Put my Crocs down. The more I play it, the higher I become. Woman, leave me to my music. Playing Jethro Tull. Deep purple. Please, darling. Right, Rob? You know it. Aquanet.
Yeah, my cock with that. Lemon. Lemon. Rob's biggest contribution to Titanic was lemon. Welcome to Oscar. Come on, dude. Do they have Geico insurance here? What's going on, John? Shawnee. Difficult to tell because you guys won't shut up. Unless, of course. You want to take a little drag on this? I believe they've decided they want to have children. Off to Chili's. Oh, that's sweet. Now we will smoke out of my flute. I guess I'll go with this. It's been five years. Wow. Guess I'm never going to see Sulu and Scotty again. They're not even alive during his time, dude. They're dead. Oh, hey, room down. Why don't you? I guess I'm not going to see...
blue blocker black guy anymore. Oh, really? How about analyzing Dorothy Hamill sitting next to you? Doing anything? Oh, that's true. Where's your degree from? Starfleet Academy. Barbizon. Barbizon. Disrupt that beam. We can disrupt the beam, but can we have dinner first? Can we fix your lazy eye, Riker? Fall, fall, fall, fall, fall. What is the matter with you, dude? He's writing stains. It's been a while. Futuristic. Who is that? Watch some sports or something, dude. Get off that flute. Ah, punch. Well, welcome to Little Charlotte's Bar Mitzvah. He's playing the theme of Titanic.
want you. Are they going to baptize him in bile? No, it's actually toxic waste. Oh, sweet. It's coolant. Will he turn into a ninja turtle? Thank you all very much. Can I go now? Oh, no. The guy just wants back to the Enterprise. That's all he wants. He just wants to leave and get back to the Enterprise. That's all the guy wants. Tom Morrow croaked? Coke overdose, dude. Let's go outside and watch the tree grow some more. There's MacGruber. MacGruber? What's he doing there? MacGruber! Wonderful to see you again, old friend. Can I go? Who's this one? I agree. Get out. Auntie, it's wonderful to see you again. It's not Nancy. It's not Barbara. Margaret, yes.
Oh, Felicia. Apparently they don't have hair dye in the future. Getting older. You ought to wash that gray right out of your hair. Don't hold it in. That spaceship looks kind of like a shirt cuff. Someone's getting emotional. This is the part. This is not the part. Look, they tried to shut down the beam that was connecting it with the probe. Yeah, but she's got a remote control in her hand. That's a problem. It's for TiVo. Wilma? Hello, it's me, Geppetto. Have you seen Pinocchio around? You're an insolent daughter from the 80s, aren't you? This isn't just a very long drought, is it, Father? Yeah. Stop calling me Father, Wynonna.
scientist doesn't function by conjecture. Good scientist functions by hypothesizing... Where's your mother? Is that Britney Spears? Is that his new wife? It's his daughter, dude. Excellent bangs. Perfectly dispersed. Why do I look like Bill Maher? I'm a satirist. He's living out the rest of his days on this new plan. He had children. What just happened? Tell Marnold. They severed the beam that connected him to the probe and he started to die. We have to do that over 30. Menopause? Menopause. Time's going through the change. It's the most precious time. Where is my wife, Sharon? I love you too, Pinocchio.
I thought I made you a boy. Right, Rob? Sunglasses. Where's engineering? Solitaire on that team, man. Do something. Let's see. B4. You sank my battleship. Yep. Looks like every chief engineer we've ever had. Hey, Mike. Yeah? We should legal. Come on, we can't. Legal, this is fantastic. Fine, legal. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Brots on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. The word of the hour is because. The dumbest thing I've seen in my life. I can't take it.
Look at my cannon. It's a telescope. He built it himself. It's made out of a toilet. It's not. Damn, you got old. And shorter. Can you do me a favor, Steve? Run inside and grab me some coffee. Whatever you say, Velvet Hammer. I'm sick of the Shia. Oh, man. Oh, man. When did we give birth to a senator? That's his son. It's Pinocchio. Oh, my God. Well, hello, Congressman. I'm your son. That part. You have your books wrapped in bed. Botany. That was my music. It's legal in California now. Sharon, come here. When did our daughter go through a sex change operation? Tell your mother Jeff to come out here when you go inside, please.
Get this jalopy out of here. Music is what he wants, why should I stand it? You know, Ken, have you unbretted the bra yet? Obviously not. No, Raphael, I have not. Man, you smell like brute. So this is what it's all about, eh? The golden years. Just sitting around. I finally get American Gothic. Building a cannon. Out of toilet parts. It's a telescope. Okay. All right. Oh, no. Yes. This gets better. That's fantastic. They're getting older. What are they supposed to do? Not look like Muppets? This is Planet of the Apes. They're in New York, aren't they? I get it. Ugh.
Because I'm Irish, isn't it? That's Fozzie. Look at him. I don't want to miss it. Even with 28 Hours to Kill, this is a waste of time. You're not missing anything, actually. You look like an aged Jerry Seinfeld. Clay Aiken, what are you doing here? Ryan, what is wrong? Who's that? Lenny. You've been a great roommate all these years. We always split utilities. This might be the part. Are we crying? This is it. Kip, have you met Clay Hagen? He's an eyebrow farmer. They're in bloom. It's eyebrow season. He's got to run. Fresh crop coming in. There's a lot of harvesting to do with the eyebrow plow. The crop is hefty.
Hey, Rob. Damn, you're ugly. Do you know you have makeup on? What a gay guy. Never let go. You always say that. You will let go. Oh. Night in hell. Kenneth, come back to me. Sam. Oh, no. We know what part this was. I can't lose you, Darius. She died without getting a haircut. Wait. Is that the cry part? Okay. Creepy, creepy. Creepy. What are you doing? Scary. Where's the DeLorean? Marty. You've got to go back. I've got, I caught one. I will eat him in my weird crock pot. Dude, he's gone downhill. He's harvesting eyebrows. Well, it's happened. You've become your mother. Man, I've shrunk.
See, you're an eyebrow farmer too, eh? I've fallen and I can't get up. It's still there. Sean. They wouldn't update it. Come on. Reminds him of his wife. More horn soup. I'd like some horn soup, please. The dresser's still there too. Oh, good. I'll take some more sock float. Danny Glover? Danny Glover. That was awesome. I'll record a country album while you wait. Put it here and cook in the sun. These public toilets are convenient in the future. I spray you. Ask for the news, not the weather. Sean, this is great. Orpheus. Are you my wife, son? You got a haircut.
Looking good, Ken. Sorry about the bra. Lips. I'm the grandma from Something About Mary. Good to see Rue McClanahan found work. See, I'm ready to cry anytime, Sean. Just say go. I've been crying. There you are. Okay, I'm lost. There you are, Craig. Is there a glitch in the Matrix or something? The rest of us have been gone a thousand years. Oh. Remember what we were. I do. Can I go now? They must be my kids. They have my hat. The resemblance is uncanny. Who fought it? It's a nice condo. It's the toilet cannon. Weird. Tell me something. Does McCain make it? I think that was McCain. Lucy Liu? Yes, Commander.
Okay. Where's Ken? That was a trip. This space LSD is good. Are you Scotty? Has anybody else noticed the shape of my head? Who's the guy behind right? He's on the left. I mean, who's that guy? Colonel Martinez. Can I help, sir? Well, that went well. I've got to use the can. Back to you and more of it. Do we cry? It was beautiful. Sean, do we cry? It was beautiful. Tell us. Let us know. Pawn soup. What I wouldn't give. For one bowl. That's the taste. Pawn soup. Arab. Now he just gives a thumbs up. Chair.
Oh! Spuggets! Spuggets! I brought you these trading cards. They're Fleer. Fleer? Side me? They found it in the probe. I bet. Where was the probe? Side me? Why did you let this in me? Whatever it is, it's very stinky. Nobody will take it from me ever again. I love this food. Almost as much as my members only jacket. And my Tony Gwynn statue behind me on the wall. Maybe just one more tooth. That's so good. Is this where we cry? Should we be crying? Yeah, it's Kenny G. A little bit of Yanni.
It's his favorite tune. It's really a journey, Sean. It's called Damn, I'm Old. That can't be it. That can't be a refund. What the hell was that, Sean? It was fantastic is what it was. Fantastic. Are you going to watch the rest of the season? Sean dropped his microphone. Sean, don't be mad. I think he really liked it. I think he had a good time with us. Yeah. Hey, Rob. Thumbs up. When Seth out-talks you, something's going on. Yeah, something is up. Well, guys. Hey. So concludes the movie portion. The 28-hour show. That's right. That was awesome. See you Monday. Not really. That is the conclusion of the movie portion of the 28-hour show. We're now going to go back into the studio. And what?
Get really punchy. All right. We're going to get real punchy. You mean we're not? You know what it's time for? Oh, yeah, dude. It is time. It's time. It is time. It's time for a little hauling out. Okay. Let's rock this joint. Okay. That means I got a snap. I'm out of here. I put up all new stuff. Should I vamp? Vamp. Hey, guys. Thank you for coming. Thank you for being a part of our studio audience. I hope you enjoyed. And... Sean is really, really still stricken by Steve. No, it's not that at all. It's that nobody in here gave it a fair shot. I gave it a fair shot of everybody. I think I was the only one that didn't make any jokes. Everybody was laughing, and you were probably the worst, in fact, of all the jokes. I'm the only one that didn't make any jokes. You made lots and lots of jokes. But it's okay. I understand. My favorite part. Let's talk about our favorite parts. Oh, there's so many. Definitely the reemergence of Tom Arnold. Yeah, I didn't see it coming, Mike. I didn't either. No, it was a shocker. But I guess after the whole stuff with Roseanne, he felt like he could come back. Yeah, yeah, the humiliation was over. It's actually an award-winning episode. Hugo Boss. We heard all about it, bro. Smells great. Looks great. Yeah, it smells great. Comfortable in fall. Nice.
Seriously, if you want, I'll lend you the DVD and you can actually sit and watch it and not try and make fun of it. I really want to sit and watch it. But I want to watch it alongside 90210 because the hair is the same. They're from the Walsh family of Romulans. There were no Romulans on this episode. No? They're enemies. They would never be on a ship like that. Okay. Where did our promotion department go? Oh, yeah. Oh, there he is. Let's rock this joint. La, la, la, la. Yeah. All right. You guys ready? I can't believe Seth just farted in the halls. Thank you very much. It was awesome. That was so messed up. It was a barking spider. Is anybody from promotion? Jay's still here. Well, Jay's got to let everybody out. Jay. You're going to let everybody out, dude. He's like, oh, I'm going to sleep. You're not going to? Okay. No, I think I'll just let him say it. You have to. Somebody has to let them out. Somebody has to. Just let them wander through upstairs. Why don't we just let them take whatever they want? Parting gifts. No big deal. People take the mixing board.
He's still standing here. Jay, you got to go. Jay, somebody let them out. I feel like you're our guest. Sean, cut the beam. It's only nice. It's only natural, you would think. That's all right. You would think. Is Jay coming? No, he's still here. Nick's coming. You guys want anything else? Well, we're getting ready to start the Hall & Oates dance party. Yeah, we are. It's actually 4.30 in the morning, which means... Perfect timing. In an hour and a half, we'll be starting a normal shift. Yep. In an hour and a half, we will have been on the air for 24 hours. We're close. That's right. I feel good. And then 10 o'clock, we'll go home. I'm speaking tonight.
What? It's Thursday, right? Is it Thursday? Yeah. Huh? Yeah, I'm speaking tonight. If anybody wants to come see me, I'm speaking at this thing called the Jordan. Yeah? It's a bunch of college kids and stuff at this venue called the Edge at North Coast. It's that rock venue that they have. It looks like 4th and B in there. That's cool, dude. Yeah, I'm going to speak tonight. So I'm going to crash, wake up, get some food, party with Jay. Yeah, dude. Perfect. And then go speak at North Coast, at the Jordan. All right, Nick's here, so we're going to head back in. Thank you, guys. You guys are awesome. These are hardcore P1s. Give yourselves a hand. Oh, yeah. Oh, they are tiny. That was pathetic. All right, guys, we'll see you later. We'll be in there in a second. Okay. All right, let's do this. Yeah, get it. Let's make this thing really go. And we'll start it with this. Come on. Montage changing scene. Oh, really? How about this? Oh, that's what's up. Sexy time. Work it. Work it. Work it. This is for you. I'm the only one they can see in the mirror.
This is the same flute that Jean-Luc Picard was playing. I was walking. West Side Story? About to knife fight? Oh, rumpets do this. Rock. I actually brought a rock. Okay, what's everybody? I got a rock. I got a hair pic. Oh, yeah. We got to bring it down for a second. Everybody relax. Everybody's fine. Yeah. Where the hell is Rob? Who cares? Yeah, whatever. I'm in. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, man. Oh, that one was for you, ladies. Thank you. I accept. Big time. Yeah, big time. Big time. Hey, all of my power comes directly from the stash. This one's for you, Sky. Yeah. Come on, Sky. It's Hano's Dance Party. There's no...
Taking offense. That's so cool. That's you. That's you. Still the jam. Oh, there's Lemon. Lemon. What's up, Lemon? Play this one. Slow dance with Rob. Except you're the masculine one. Me? Yeah, you. Oh, I'm not. And you have a new name. Thank you. I'm clever with them all. That was good. That was good. For this city. Hi, Sarah. Hit them all. Yeah. It's like Maverick and Goose. All right, total Maverick and Goose. Okay. And we're going to end the Hall and O's dance party with something that we've all been waiting for. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you go to the mall? Lemon face, lime face. What is going on? What is happening? I'm playing the hits. I'm playing the hits.
You're drunk on the hits. Give it a chance. I want to. Wait for it. Yes. New tradition. Yeah, they do. My kids are a disappointment. There he is. Some guy came to the front when I was walking back in. Asking if he could pick up boo ball tickets right now. No way. Did you let him? Yeah, I did. I just let them in the building and said, if you can find them, they're yours. Good luck. Oh, wow. My TV broadcast day is about to end. It's just beautiful. Can I smoke in here? You ask me why I love it? Well, give me time. I'll explain. Welcome. An Arizona rain. We're embracing our country. Have you drifted on a bayou down Louisiana way? Are you? Have you been to the mall?
You talked about a lemon. Shut this off. I will slap you right in the face. Man. It's not cool, man. Bringing the room down. Wait for it. The longest intro ever. You know that it would be untrue. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm in. You know that I would be a liar. Your bongo. Yeah, dude. I ate it. To you. Girl, we couldn't get much higher. Oh, hi-yah. Give me crazy. Jose Feliciano? I didn't make that sound with his mouth. Everybody cool? In the summer. No. Put this on repeat, dude. Don't take a nap. You're taking your leave of us, Eddie? What are you leaving us with? What song is it you want to hear?
She's like the wind. Are you guys awake? Yeah, I'm listening to the jam. How are you feeling? Horrible. I feel good. I just need a cup of coffee. You guys seem good. Everybody seems pretty awake. Skye, you seem good. Oh, I'm great. I'm thinking... Yeah, now after the Hall and Oates. I'm going to do something different this time. What? I think I'm going to do coffee after all at coffee time. Yeah, that's what I was... I was thinking, you know, maybe some Starbucks might be lovely. Well, I'll drive. No, you won't. Eddie, you want your grape? That's not mine. Creepy grape. Well, I'm thinking that, you know, because I usually have coffee at... I usually have coffee. We've got to turn that monitor down now. Can we turn that monitor down? What? Oh. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Because I can hear it buzzing, the monitor in the room. I want Jay to be able to still hear, but it's just...
I can hear it kind of... Are you sure it's not my VCR that's rewinding? Uh-uh. That's better, whatever it is, I think. Yeah, because that was my VCR rewinding, so... But yeah, coffee. Doesn't that sound good? Yeah, I usually have coffee at 5, and you guys have coffee around that time, right? Yeah. So we'll do that. Mm-hmm. Hey, we got stuff that we still can do. Mm-hmm. We got some pretty good stuff. Dude, look at what we have scheduled after Star Trek. What? It's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking for my schedule. Here we go. What's up, Joseph? I'm a peek-a-rooney. Peek-a-rooney. Make me laugh. I will lose bad right now. Make me laugh. I can't. Okay, Eddie, I forgot how it was going to work. I think we were just going to pick names out and we had like 30 seconds to make each other laugh. I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding? I lose. I win. Ashley wins. Congratulations, Ashley. It's about time you won something on this 28-hour show. Listen, I win. That's right. It's our girl. Why don't we do this? Why don't we do a topic? Can we do a topic? Would you like a topic, Mike? I'm going to go change my clothes. Okay. Whoa, can I come? We got random debates. Oh, yeah, those are the topics. which are different from the random debates. Oh, these are topics? Yeah. Oh, were you talking news? Because I just threw all my news in the trash. No, that's good. Who cares about that? Well, the recycle bin, it was the news from 24 hours ago, so I figured I'd get some new stuff later. I haven't done any of these texts either. Are we getting any new ones? Boston Robert? Boston Roberto. And by the way, please make a donation to Rady's Children's Hospital.
That's what we're doing. Go to MikeyShow.com and type in the keyword donate. Donate. And if you donate $50 or more, you get a limited edition Mikey Show 28-hour show t-shirt. Well said. Thank you. Let's see. Mikey, my husband and I went to K1 Speed last night. It was one of the best date nights we had since our son was born. P1 Lawrence. Sweet. That's awesome. Mikey, you guys are killing me. Can't get any work done because I can't stop laughing. P1 Mad. Amen. Were these red or were these not? Have these been red? I don't know. I don't either. Let's see. They don't sound familiar. I don't think you read them. No, they don't. I don't think I did. Did Eddie ever get his grape Gatorade from Classic Girl? One of the P1s that said that she was going to bring it to him? He actually got a bunch from several P1s. That's awesome. Yeah.
Okay. They're really cool. Let's see. And phone lines, 570-1053. And our text number is 35253. Okay. That's a good one for where we are right now. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. What jobs do you get hit on at? Guys and girls. What jobs do you get hit on? President. Yes. Right? President and CEO. Oh. As seen on TV. That's right. Seth knows all of it. Waitressing. Yeah, waitressing, bartending, cocktailing, all of these things. Anything where alcohol is involved. Sales. That is correct. You think sales? Oh, big time. Yeah. A big time. Where you get hit on, yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Big time. Male flight attendant, Mike. Yeah, that's a big problem. Show me a male flight attendant. Total male flight attendant. Bing.
Let's see. Mikey Show. Oh, yeah. I have a legitimate question for Sean. Yes, go ahead. Whenever he drives by a Chick-fil-A, is he compelled to jump out of the car and get the cow? That almost worked. Oh, wow. It was so close. It was like right there. It was right there. I don't know about that. Kablaue. And then Kablaue. Oh, dude. I'm sorry. It was right there. You blew it. Mikey Show. Yeah, blew it. Hey, on the topic of... Jobs you get hit on. Pretty much anything having to do with the military. All the women love the men in uniform. That's true. They do. Keep it up, you guys. You're doing great. Astronaut. What about astronauts? A lot of that. Especially black astronauts, Mike. They're such a rarity. You know, I think a job you get hit on a lot is the NBA. NFL. NFL. Or?
I would definitely have to say if your job is that you play for the Harlem Globetrotters. If that's your job, then yes. BET Anchor. Oh, that took all. Any job with BET, really. Yes. Reporter for Ebony. Yes. Magazine. Vibe Magazine. You know. Star of Passenger 57. That's your job? If it is your job. If it is, in fact, your job, too. If it is. If it's your job. Mike, always bet on black. Being in Drew Hill. Being in Drumline, I think. Yes. If you're in Drumline. Nick Cannon. Yes. Mike, in a word. Well, that's not a job. Oh, yeah. In a word. That's just a person. Roots.
If that's your job. If your job is Roots. Yes. If that's your job, go do it. Let's say that your job is the Cosby Show. Right. Or perhaps your job is the Commodores. If your job is being Lionel Richie. Okay. I bet you're getting hit on a lot. I think people get the joke that you're doing right now. I think everyone's figured it out. Oh, wow. Oh, man. If your job is being either kid or play, I bet you get hit on a lot. Dr. Audrey.
If your job is to have anything to do with Motown, past or present, then yes, I would suppose you're hit on a lot. If your job's last name is Washington or Jackson, I'm all in. I'll flirt with you. What? Mikey Show, hello. How about being the man service, Ramsey? Yes. Well, no, he's white. That's right. He's my white manservant, Ramsey. Totally unattractive. What's the point? Black. Chewy. Makes me vomit. Pasty. Opposite of Nubian. Oof. Yuck. Va. Two words. Vanilla. However, if your job is Bobby Womack...
Bobby Womack, by the way. If your job is guarding Cloud City. Nice. Or administrator of Cloud City. Eddie will be really sad he missed that. Yes, he will. Oh, Mike, I'll even take the Wookiee. I'm not taking. Hey, I have one. Hey, I have one. If your job is being a black dentist, you get hit on a lot. What's up, Doc? Wow. If your job is peaches or herb. You're either part of the gang or you're cool. Out of the gap or the band. So stupid. Oh, that's funny. Mikey Show. How you doing, Wall? How's it going, guys? Good. You hanging in there? Yeah. Outstanding. I had my son begging me last night.
See if he can stay home from school to finish listening to you guys. There you go, man. Awesome. There you go. Cool. So, me and my wife talked about it, and he won't be going to school today. He wants to listen to you guys. Oh, wow. You are some cool parents. Contributed to the delinquency of a minor. That makes him cool. That makes him cool. Great. Yeah, I appreciate that. Well, thanks, dude. We appreciate the call. Thank you there, guys. All right, man. Thanks. Mikey Show. Hey, this is P1 Talk How He Does. What's up? Oh, I love what you guys are doing right now. Thank you. And I'm sure there's a lot of P1s out there who are Charger fans. Wouldn't you just need a little pep up right now? I was going to see if you can play the POD Charger's anthem. All right, brother. Hey, Jay, we should get a tally. You're getting it? Is that what you're doing? Nice. We're going to get a tally on... Tally it. Tally it. Tally it. Hem. Hem. Hem. And you guys have strange pet peeves? Mm-hmm.
I don't want to participate in this topic if it's going to turn out like the last one. Yes. Hootie without the blowfish. Yes. My pet peeve is Hootie not being with the blowfish. That's my pet peeve. No, my pet peeve is white dentists. People not guarding Cloud City. The guy with the headphones. Disgusting. Shouldn't even be a job, Mike. All right. In general, people that play hockey. And NASCAR racers. NASCAR racers. All right. Your job is the Eagles. Big time. Big time.
If your pet peeve, one of my pet peeves is drinking tea or wine or going to 80s night. That's one of my pet peeves. These are things. This is stuff white people like. You ready? This is stuff white people like. Irony. Segway. That's right. Man, white people love irony. It's so funny to them. It's so funny. Like, they think it's so funny, irony. What else do white people like? Whole foods and grocery co-ops. Yes. Yeah, big time. Yeah, big time. Let's see. Asian fusion food. Yes, please. Public radio. Yeah. Plays. Sushi. Yeah. Apple products. Netflix.
Yeah. Arrested development. Definitely. We did. Breakfast places. Very white. What else? Architecture. Wrigley Field. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is stuff white people like.