The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 23
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Boy Blunder described the boredom and uncertainty after his layoff, while Sean called in to discuss television, life after the Mikey Show, and the radio bits he still loved. The cast turned Two Facts, One Lie into the main comedy set piece, exposing Space Boy's fake fire-hydrant theft, Danny's fake kitchen fire, Quimby's fake croquet-ball concussion, and Kung Fu's fake Crime Stoppers reward. They also staged Larry the Bear's absurd apology to Blunder and debated Ashley's relationships, Mike's candid abuse discussion, Mikey's coming twins, and possible P1 Hall of Fame nominees. Beneath the jokes, Quimby and the others made a serious argument that layoffs, budget cuts, and format changes threatened local radio even when shows such as Adam Carolla's drew strong audiences.
What happened, in order
Blunder After the Layoff
Boy Blunder said unemployment had turned into days of sleeping and cable news, while he weighed a world trip, stand-up comedy, radio work, and finally pursuing writing.
Catching Up with Sean
Sean called from San Francisco to trade television recommendations, explain his post-radio life, recall favorite Mikey Show bits, and say he would gladly return as a guest.
Larry the Bear Makes Amends
The hosts staged a mock recovery-program apology in which Larry the Bear gave Blunder peanut butter to atone for once licking his face.
Space Boy's Fire Hydrant Lie
In Two Facts, One Lie, Space Boy revealed that stealing a fire hydrant was false, while his childhood belief about phones and his Billy Corgan backstage sighting were true.
Danny's Macaroni Fire
Danny fooled most of the group by admitting that the macaroni-and-cheese house fire was his lie, not the UPC-code memory or convertible rollerblades.
Quimby's Fight Stories
Quimby said she really started a recorder fight and fought on the lunch quad, but invented the story about her sister concussing her with a croquet ball.
Kung Fu Stumps the Room
Kung Fu's claim of receiving a Crime Stoppers reward was the lie, while being inside a burning house and receiving a Time Magazine job offer were true.
Mike Opens Up
During discussion of Chris Brown's abuse case, Mike spoke unusually candidly about fearing that he had hurt Jake, which the panel praised as proof of the show's emotional honesty.
Twins and a Complicated Summer
The group celebrated news that Mikey was expecting twins and wondered how overlapping births for Mike, Eddie, and Deborah would affect summer broadcasts.
Budget-Cut Hall of Fame
The hosts predicted Clear Channel cuts would shrink the 2009 P1 Hall of Fame and debated whether Scooby, Corman, Ayo, Kung Fu, and others had earned induction.
Inside the Call-Screening Booth
Quimby described training three nervous P1 interns and mocked recurring callers who offered no topic beyond wanting to say hello to Mikey.
The Fight for Local Radio
The panel argued that even successful local hosts could vanish after format flips, using Adam Carolla's cancellation to urge listeners to support local radio.
People mentioned
QuimbyDannySpace BoyKung FuBoy BlunderSeanAshleyMikeMikeySkyEddieDeborahJakeAyo
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Oh, my turn. This is the P1 podcast for February 20th, 2009. Enjoy that. That mood is so fun. And I can't help it. I want to dance every time I hear this stupid song. Punch myself in the face when I tried to punch myself in the face. Welcome to the P1 podcast. Welcome to the P1 podcast. Yay! Oh, my gosh. This is a big show. Gigantic, humongous, enormous turd of a show tonight. So excited. Once again, it is me, P1 Quimby, a.k.a. Cindy. How you doing? We're the P1 Podcast and we're a ragtag group of P1s who love the mic show and love the website that Danny created and just love the sound of our own voices. And that's me.
P1 Kung Fu, P1 Danny, P1 Space Boy, and our special contributor this evening, Mr. Boy Blunder. Hi. How you doing? Not bad. This is quite the setup you guys have right now. I told you, it's for real. I know, it is. For real, dog. Very nice. What's up now, bitches? So, how is everybody this week? We doing okay? Yep. Everybody alive? You didn't fall off the mountain, Danny. I'm proud of you. Yeah. Angela, you're still alive, I see. I am. I'm here. Space Boy, you still love Smashing Pumpkins? Deeply in love, yes. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Yeah, good for you. So before I move on a little further, in about 10 minutes. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I am so gay. What is that from? I am so gay. It's an accurate statement. Oh, my God. But see, about the pumpkins, I think you've already explained it last podcast. I guess I'm just not smart enough to get them. Oh, no. What have you done? That is not me talking. That was our clips pulled from me saying something out of my ass because I'm an idiot. Pot for breakfast. Nice. Oh, stop it.
Anyway, so we have Blunder in here because we wanted to have him as a little contributor to our show this week. We want to catch up with you. Yeah. Well, I'm still barely relevant. I appreciate that. You are still relevant in all of our hearts. Too soon. So many people here love you, as you can see in our fabulous chat room, stickcamp.com. Very nice. So tell us, what have you been doing yourself since the big layoff at Cleartown? Nothing, really. Absolutely nothing. Well, they gave us some money to let us, tied us over for a couple of months. But after that, I just kind of been sleeping. Nice. I want your job. And also riding, getting that going as well. Now, I heard you would be traveling, doing some traveling. Traveling is not going to happen for another month or two. Yeah, I'm going on a big old world tour of sorts. Away? Away, yes. Which place are you excited to see the most? I'm going back to Europe, which should be fun. I've always wanted to see London and Amsterdam, of course. Enjoying some time out there. I see London, I see France. Exactly. I like it. So what do you think is the best part about being laid off?
The best part about being laid off? I mean, it must be good and bad to everything. Well, I get to stay at home and watch cable news talk about the downfall of our current society right now, about how everything's just going in the toilet. I would want to kill myself. I got a front row seat for it. It's kind of fun. Nice. Let's see. What's the worst part about being laid off? You run out of things to do real quick. Like, it may not sound like it would, but just... lazing around watching TV and sleeping all day gets old. It gets old. And I'm at that point where it's gotten old. So now I have to actually go out and do stuff, which is why I'm here tonight. Nice. You're my excuse. This is like the first time I've stepped outside my house in the last three or four days, to be honest. So this is it. Contribution to society. What about stand-up? Are you doing any of that? I haven't done much of that lately. Me and I was going to actually talk with Rob. get that going again because he really wanted to do that. We were both on the same way when we left. He was like, hey, make sure you call me because otherwise I won't get into doing the comedy stand-up stuff. And I was like, yeah, you call me too because otherwise I won't do it and neither of us have called each other. I need to put all of you guys in a room with Mal Hall. Yeah, that guy's funny. Great guy. Love Mal. So, let's see, do you have any aspirations to go back in radio or are you done? I don't know.
I really don't know. I don't know if I want to keep doing radio or if I want to do something else. Because when I first got into radio, the whole idea was just to do it as a day job and then eventually become a writer for real. And it just kind of turned into a career instead of actually being a writer. So that's why I really want to go back and be a writer now. So I don't know if I want to do... I mean, I've got the resume for it. So if I throw my resume out there and somebody wants to hire me, sure, I'll do it. But I don't know. Well, we wish you all the luck with all your endeavors. I appreciate that. And Blunder's going to play a game with us tonight. We have a little bit, a bit that everybody loves, Two Facts, One Lie, but we'll be playing that a little later on. Yeah, I know all you folks are big fans of Two Facts, One Lie, and I've got some great ones tonight. Yes! I'm going to win. You're never going to guess. You're never going to guess nothing. So let's...
see we got about six minutes so let's go into the p1 site announcement shall we danny talk about it talk about it sure do it okay the big one talk about it you called in for it the other day yesterday or two days ago was it the p1 party at david busters that you organized danny not today did you call in about it yeah a couple days ago a couple days ago what are you calling today about The podcast tonight. Oh, okay. That's right. Sorry. Are you smoking pot? I can't even believe you're calling in. I'm catching up. For breakfast. What's up? You smoke pot for breakfast, right? What? I know what. Michael Phelps, breakfast of champions. Yeah. So March 6th at Dave & Buster's. At Dave & Buster's. We're doing an event from 7 to 11. And we're going to have the room for an extra hour just so we can mingle and say bye and all that crap. Yeah. And the admission price, a present for Quimby. No. Please. No. Nothing over $50. But if you want to go above that cap, I encourage you to do so. Yeah. Thank you. Kung Fu just put her hand to her head like a gun. It's the queen's birthday. It might as well be a holiday. You know what I'm saying? You know what, though? I remember this in middle school. We used to punch people, however old they were. Oh, yeah. I think we need to bring back that tradition. We're adults now.
I will. You can spank me if you want to. Oh, I'll spank you. Thank you. Thank you. Please let me have another. What else is going on in the P1 site world announcement wise? We're doing a podcast right now. Yeah, that's about it. And Danny got a P.O. box for P1 site. Yeah. So now you don't have to use PayPal. You can mail in your money if you want to. And you guys will never know where I live anymore. I know. Moving my house. Where did it go? Oh, like lost? Yeah. I need a pendulum to find your house. Yeah. Yeah. So that's going to be a big, big night. Did we get the showroom or like one of the little... We got the billiard room. Yeah. We got the billionaire room. Is it going to be filled with gold? Yeah. No, it's the billiard. It's actually Skye's bathroom. Money, money, money. Yeah, it's actually going to be an Escondido, and we can all fit in her bathtub. Escondido. Yeah. We're actually going to be burning $100 bills to keep ourselves warm. It's going to be a great grand old time. Ham for everyone. It should be good. Ham and Goldschlager. Yes, for all you little drunkies out there, we're going to have some Goldschlager for you as well. Also, don't forget P1Site.com. It is the place to meet other P1s.
It is the best place if you want to get your finger on the pulse of what's happening in the P1 world. See this right here? That's the P1's pulse. You're raising the roof. It's bouncing up again. Awesome. Also, you can go there and talk about any random topics. There's also a thread to where you can talk about today's show, talk about your favorite Mikey show member, all kinds of fun stuff. You have P1 Corman writing weird-ass threads. Who knows? You have Danny talking about Slumdog Millionaire. Yeah, all the time. Dude, that movie's awesome. Love that movie. Boo. Freaking awesome. Whatever. What's that show? Whatever. Bad People. Is Regis Philbin in that, right? What? Right? Really? Phone a friend? I don't. Ask the audience? I will choke you to death. If that one's best picture, whatever. I quit movies. Yeah. Oh, I so hope. I so hope. That'd be awesome. The Kite Runner does not win. I quit. What? I don't know. I just made that up. I think that's a book and a movie. Really? I don't know. What about The Wrestler? Dude, that movie's awesome. I'm a beaten up piece of meat. What'd you think of that movie, Danny? Did you like it as much as Slumdog Million? Uh, yeah. Um, it was pretty good. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. What'd you just IM to Spaceboy over there? Danny's doing secret things behind my back again.
Talk to me. I'm going to dig my clothes off and win an award. What was that? Please play that again. I didn't hear that. No, please don't. I'm going to dig my clothes off and win an award. Please don't, Danny. Please don't. Keep your clothes on, son. So, ah, we had two more minutes to kill. I'm like, everybody's sitting here like, Sean's calling in. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. It's going to be so great. I got a nice lineup of questions for him. Danny wanted me to get his social security number, but I refused to do it. Yeah. That's just not right. What size slews does he wear? Hey, remember. Oh, might as well prep you guys while we're on the air, okay? Yeah. There will be no panda, panda stuff. Okay? So just panda stuff. There will be no Sean Sean name calling.
Is this his list of demands? No. I respect him. So I just want to put this out there. There will be no talk of furry raves with him. It's off limits. Solstice. No solstice talk. Okay. Leave that alone. We'll just leave that for jokes on the Mikey show. And then say too soon. Immediately after. All right. We got one minute and counting. Let's see. I don't think Sean will get mad. I think these questions are pretty legitimate. Because I wrote them all. No, you did not. You're such a liar. You wrote about three-fourths of them, so you went. Whatever, dude. Now, I'm going to take my clothes off. Danny was like, social security number, billing address, can't have your credit card number. What hospital were you born in? You can hear Danny screaming. I was so out of it. You're always out of it. No, no, no. I was really out of it.
I wish we had the audio of Ayo giving it back to Sean. I had that at the end. Do you want to hear that? Yeah. Let's just remember what happened over the summer. 28-hour show. We had the live, the very live American Idol. And this is what P1AO had to say to our friend Sean. I lied. I'm sorry. Why do you lie? How about this? How about this? I'm going to put it into the, I'm going to chop it, chop it. I'm going to chop it into here. and then let's just react to it now. All right? Okay. Okay, fine. Okay. Oh, that's so funny. There we go. Okay, so I'm going to put that in later, and then that'll be our reaction. Okay, ready? Good. One, two, three. Oh! You guys are dumb. Oh, that guy. That's so scary. He's crazy. We didn't even play anything. Those are crazy times, I tell you. He fooled you. I am vamping it. It's so hardcore. Because we didn't start like I wanted to. And now I'm pissed.
quit. What was our order of events? Alright, I have Stallion bubblegum cigarettes. I'm saved. Let's see. I posted a show schedule somewhere. I am a professional. I actually have it. Kind of. Yes. Let's talk Major Mikey announcements real quick for a second. I got one thing. I'm already getting questions to see if you guys are going to have to pay off your bet today. Oh! Are we going to put that off to the next podcast? Yes, we are. That is for sure. Okay. Yes. Danny needs to still write. Let's talk about this for a second. We made a bet over the Super Bowl to straight up Cardinals, Steelers. Cardinals got robbed. Yeah. They got what they deserved. And I blame it on Kung Fu for talking crap way before. And I blame it on Ashley for talking, for guaranteeing a win. How about that? Well.
You should have never talked crap, dude. I blame it on the Cardinals for being a crappy team. No, you did not. So anyway, so next podcast, Danny is going to type up some things for us ladies to say. Oh, wait, no. Danny's not going to type up things for us to say. He's going to have you, the P1s, type up things for Danny to say. Because he can't think of anything for us to say. Yeah, because he's not creative in any way, shape, or form. And he has to have everybody else write his own quirky comments. That's cool. Well, it's the truth. All right. Oh, my God. You guys, it's 830. I haven't heard of Sean Sean yet. I'm going to die. You really thought he was going to call in at 830? Yeah. You're dumb. Oh, you know what? He might be watching the show right now. I think so. Well, okay. Well, then let's just move right along. How about we jump into Two Facts, One High right now? Oh. You ready to do that?
No? I mean, yeah. You want me to sing a song? He's so like, no, I'm not ready. I'm going to BS my way like I am. You're not? He says, yeah, no. Okay, here we go. Two packs, one lie. Here we go. We're going to play. Can I put a request? Can we update this song? If you sing it. No. Oh, yeah, because Sanjaya's in it and stuff. And we have people singing it that aren't going to show anymore. That's okay. We're going to use some of our theme songs. Oh, I know. I'm in the works of getting Rihanna to sing it. Too soon. Oh, too soon. Rihanna. Well, I'll have Chris Brown come beat you to make a new song. That's true. Too soon? Oh, yes. That's funny that you play the theme. Everybody calm down. Fax on the lights, now push back. Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Hello? Hello. Danny has an answering machine turned on right now.
Aren't we professional? There's an echo in everything. Okay, we'll move on. Hi, Sean. Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm good. How are you? I'm all right. Did we interrupt any of your television watching this evening? No, I already watched Battlestar Galactica, which was fundamental. Oh, really? The Cylons. The Cylon? Battlestar Galactica tonight. I don't watch these things. Who is that? Your friend, Fish, a.k.a. Wonder, a.k.a. Gravy Beard, is visiting us tonight. Yeah, I thought I recognized that. I can't hear a word you're saying right now, but Sean. I thought I recognized that in my voice. Yeah, we asked him to. Nice to hear your voice. He loves you. Hello, Sean. He can hear you. Who are there? There's myself, Space Boy, Danny, and P1 Concrete. And if you leave a message after the beep, we're going to be fine.
Oh, we look so lame right now, Sean. Awful. I know. Well, Sean, we have a full chat room tonight. There's about 30 people in our chat room eager to catch up with you. You left the show so abruptly, and I typed up a few questions for you. I had some of the gang contribute some questions because, you know. We all want to know more about you and catch up with what you've got going on. There's not much to do. Okay. Well, one of the first questions was is that before you had been let go from the Mikey show, you were supposed to do a Sean TV segment. And we were wondering, what was that show going to be? You know what? I think it was going to be held. What station is that? Definitely going to have to demar that show. Yeah, me too. You've put a show on Sean TV. It's immediately gone onto my DVR. Like Ninja Warrior. Ninja Warrior. Yeah, that's my favorite. It is. Great show. Yeah, it is. Really good. I love G4 television. But, you know, I had a question kind of in relation to the TV. Right now, there's a lot of great reality television that's just kicked off. And so I kind of wondered what you're watching in the world of reality television right now.
Oh, we're getting the TiVo list. Yeah. Usually my list matches yours, so I just want to see how close we are this time. Okay. So this weekend there's a lot of stuff that is not reality. Yes, yes. I agree. Probably one of the best. How excited were you to see the entertainer come back by any chance? It's awesome. It's been with for six years. It's the worst show ever. How can you watch that? No, stop it. This show's great. Yeah, Blunder. It's a space boy. So good, Sean. It is so good. You donkey. Well, which one? Oh, yeah. New York hasn't started. The Orange County? Well, Orange County just finished up, but New York started. Oh, man. It's going to be crazy. That one looks crazier than the Orange County ladies. Yeah. I mean, they're already. This is one question a lot of people have really been asking. Since you don't work for the Mikey Show, what is your regular job up there in San Francisco?
Basically what I do is... Are you cracking that whip? Do you have to fire people? But crack that whip, Sean. Don't whip. Not on your watch, dude. While we're on the radio subject, I was kind of wondering, and Danny had posed this question, how did you get into the radio industry? Yeah, I've been having real bad sinuses. Okay, it's really gross. That is hilarious. You actually can't see it dripping. Another question is, just to kind of catch up with you, how is your campaign for president of HOA going? A lot of people can't help it. I always have the best neighbor stories of anyone I've ever heard. A couple of, like, P1 questions. We as P1s, we always use sound effects in our everyday. I think I say that's crazy every now and then. Yeah. Where white women at. And I was wondering, do you use sound effects?
I do use it at home. Do you have any favorites? Do you have a favorite sound effect? I know it's kind of like picking a favorite child, but is there one that you just particularly loved using when you were on the air? Deuce Bigelow, yeah. Moves like the one from Liar Liar. I want to squeeze him. I've been screening phone calls. I've been saying that to Skye a lot, actually, at work. That's very cool. Which is weird. And, you know, you know how she gives you that look where you're like, I'm just going to be funny. Hey. Another question in regard to the Mikey Show. Do you particularly have a favorite bit or, like, a couple of bits that you guys did on the show where you look back and say, man, that was genius. Favorite. Stoner spelling bee as well. Like, hearing people get that high that early in the morning and try to spell words.
Genius. So, okay, Sean, before we let you go. Well, I just want to say on the record right now, I missed double over-the-top OJ. Ah, yes. Choppy, choppy. Choppy, choppy. And if you ever have a chance, I don't know what day Ashley did it, but Ashley is now doing her own OJ. I actually have that queued up if we can try to listen to it. Yeah, we can listen to it. Can Sean hear the sound effect? I believe so. Let me... Let's see if you can hear this. Ashley decided to be OJ Sean, which... It's crazy in itself because you know how she does. Here we go. Can you hear it? That's what I heard. Wow. That's what I heard. Wow. That's what I heard. You are the new double over the top. Yes, you are. So what they do is they have four cooks, you know, four chefs, and they all start with an appetizer for us. And you get a basket, and you have to make something with whatever's in the basket. And it's like crazy ingredients. It's like somebody's head.
Oh, my God. Is that really in there? That's an ingredient. Oh, Sean, if you can, you have to check out Ashley's Double Over the Top OJ. It's great. It's great. I didn't hear what you guys were playing. Okay. Well, thank you for being so polite. You know, we're just amateurs over here. Just, you know. Probably the biggest question that anybody has so far, Danny has been. begging me to ask you this question. And if you feel comfortable, go for it. But Danny said that there's a story about you being so conscious of germs in your environment. And we were kind of, Danny said it was a story involving a girl or something. I don't know what it is, but would you be able to share with us tonight what it is that you became so conscious of the germs and a germy environment? Like I became conscious of it. Well, yeah. Yeah, Sean, I remember you once mentioning on the air that it was a girl you dated once. Not as a teenager. Has, like, kind of the way you are about germs, has that rubbed off on Dina at all? She's a very clean person. Uh-huh. Why we get along. Not that it. I have space for my writing notes, like, ah! Before we let you go, do you miss the piggy, Sean? No. No? Awesome. No. Why would I?
Exactly. Why would you? I never liked them, and I never will. Very nice. Do you have any parting words or advice for any of the piggies out there still hanging on? Not for them necessarily, but... People wanted to boycott Clear Channel after all the cuts, especially not just at Rock 153, but across the board. I mean, it was really, really rough. And do you think you'd ever come back in as a guest? Because they have Ruth 66, who's down at the DSC. She's a... a guest every day now on their show. I was wondering, would you ever consider just coming down to San Diego for a visit, sitting in on the show? Oh, of course. If I were to be asked, I... I agree. Just on that radio subject, just before anything else, did you hear about what happened at 97.1 down in L.A., where they flipped the format down there? I did. Yeah. I couldn't believe it, because I podcast one of the shows up there, so it was pretty shocking.
Well, you know, the station was doing really well. So glad I got into this industry now. Yeah. Didn't I pick the right time, huh, Sean? Yeah, nice job. Way to go. Thank you, sir. Well, Sean, we really, really appreciate you calling in. You don't know how much this means to us and all the P1s that are listening to the podcast right now. And if you could, maybe in the future, if you could call in again, maybe you could do Sean TV with us one day. Anytime you want, just let me know. Okay, thank you so much, Sean. You are the best. You and Dina have a great night. Thank you so much for calling. Thanks, Sean. You too. Have a great weekend, guys. Okay, bye, dude. Bye. That was great. That was fun. I'm so glad I got to get caught up on television with Sean. Me too, me too. I was just going to say I'm going to take off right now, guys. I'm sorry. It's okay. Yeah, but I appreciate you inviting me in and letting me hang out for a while. Yes, thank you so much, Blender. We love you.
We do have a guest at the door right now for you. For me? Yeah, we have somebody else. Space Boy, could you go get that person at the door, please? I ran into somebody the other day, blast from the past. They wanted to talk to you, and I couldn't pass up on the opportunity. Who is it? Well, I can't say. It's going to be a surprise. But on the P1 podcast, we are all about bringing people together, mending friendships. And just overall, bringing people together. Danny can speak for it. Me and him have had, like, times on the show where things have gone bad between each other. And you, this is going to be a great moment for you. Somebody today wants to come and apologize to you. Apologize to me? Yes. Oh, my goodness. This is huge. Well, I'm not wronged very often. Yeah. Imments are going to be made today. Some steps are going to be taken.
All right. Larry the bear. I ran into him, and he at one time had a problem, a very big problem. And so Larry the bear has come today to make amends for what he did to you when he was a young child. I appreciate this. Now, Larry, my friend Larry, I met him out in the forest when I was picking mushrooms for my furry raves that I'm going to later this weekend. Larry just had a few words to say to you. Do you want me to speak for you, Larry? Or would you like to speak for yourself here? There you go. Can you hear me okay? I can hear you. Yes. Well, I kind of hit rock bottom a few years ago and I was very hungry and too much peanut butter. It's very understandable. It's good. Yes. Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate this. This is fantastic. Larry was explaining to me he's working on step nine right now, which is making amends to all the people that he's wronged. And the time when he came and licked your face, that was his rock bottom.
So, Larry, if you could just get the shot and squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. Could you squat there for the fans? Here we go. Take a picture of this. So he got a jar of peanut butter that you can have for yourself and that nobody will take away from you. Shake hands. Yes, a handshake and a hug. There you go. He just wanted to do that. Did that not work? Oh, my goodness. Larry was super concerned. Yes, we need to get a picture of this. Because on the P1 Podcast, we are here to mend. Wow, everything's falling apart. Technical difficulties. Yes, yes. Larry, thank you so much for coming here today. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. You guys are awesome. I could use this. I saw that, yes. That's pretty awesome. Join the Cubs. You are so crazy. This is the good stuff, too. Thank you. Thank you so much, Larry. Take care. Tell Space Boy he can come back in here now. You guys are crazy. Well, he wanted to make up for you. I appreciate that. He felt really bad. He felt really, really bad. Very, very nice. This is the good stuff right here, too. Yeah. Forget your two facts, one lie. We built a bridge today. Absolutely. Building bridges. I like it.
No, you and bears can get along fine again. That's good to know. I know. I usually hang out in the forest with bears, you know. It's one of my weekending type of deals. Well, Blunder, thank you so much for coming in today. Of course. Thank you for inviting me. We love you. Thank you so much. That's very nice. Thank you, guys. Thank you. I appreciate it. Have a great. Thank you. Have a good rest of your podcast. Thank you, sir. All right. And that was Blunder, ladies and gentlemen. We love him. Yes. We love him. Too bad he couldn't stay longer. Well, we took forever. That Sean interview went a while. Once I got Sean into TV. Oh, yeah. I was all over with. But I enjoyed it. Well, it's making up for, like, four weeks of Sean TV that we did not get. Yeah, I know. I don't know why I'm so asthmied today. Like, I don't know what's going on with me. I just quit smoking a little over a month ago, and so my respiratory system has been going wacko. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I think it's the air, I think, because the rain or whatever. No, I've been like this for weeks. I don't know. Anyways, well, I quit smoking P1 Eon, so we're cool. My breastatory system is just fine. So anyways, just to put out some things out there about the Mikey Show right now, just like Sean said, keep recruiting more and more P1s. Please, please, please. We want to keep the Mikey Show on the air. We don't want Rock 105.3 to ever have to flip formats.
So keep telling your friends. Now, how important is it to support their sponsors like Sleep Train and AIS? Very, very important because that's how they pay the bills is that the sponsors pay for time for commercials. And if they can't pay for it, you'll see less and less live spots and you know something's wrong. So, you know, definitely like support Sleep Train, support AIS. If they can do something for you, why not? You know what I mean? But they will never have less commercials on the radio station because that's how they make money. Right. It's just the name of the game. That's how it is in the radio industry. Also, MikeyShow.com. All of you need to get your butts over to that website. If you're not watching the Ashley After Show, I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Oh, my goodness. Like, I've had a really stressful week, and Ashley After Show actually has been getting me through the days. It's just so awesome. The Ashley After Show in regard, well, today's Ashley After Show, when Eddie was wearing a Jason mask, genius. Ashley didn't even know that he was wearing the Jason mask. Oh, because she wasn't looking at him? Yeah. She's crazy. And also Ashley is now recording the P1, the Mikey Show Minute. She films it. So it's kind of funny because she always turns that camera back on herself. I know. You point one camera at somebody else.
You're putting three back at yourself. Now, what is your favorite microphone thus far that she uses? My most favorite microphone to date is actually from yesterday. It was this big foot. I don't know what it was, but it was foot. It was awesome. Have you been watching Ashley After Show, Spacey? Sarah Jessica Parker was on the After Show? No. Oh. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. You're talking about Ashley's feet and how it looks like Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Face, yeah. Very nice. I kind of came in the middle of that. Yes. Also, the Mikey Minute from Today was Awesome. Ayo was a featured guest. Ayo. Yes, he was in studio today looking very spiffy, might I add. This was my last day phone screening for the Mikey show. Oh, so sad. No more Cindy. No more Cindy. That's Cindy. She's a crazy lady. Oh, bummer. Now we can go back to requesting Beyonce songs from you. And then today, la la la la la la, Bass String called in and pointed out that there's no answering machine anymore. Yeah, I've sent in several texts, but they keep bumping that. So I appreciate Bass String for calling in and asking. Calling them out. Yeah. I guess that's something else that got dropped. I thought, yeah, I thought the answer machine got laid off, but that was my own. Yeah, I guess the answer machine wound up on the cutting room floor, actually. Yeah.
And let's see. There is a question in the chat room I'd like to address. Why is Ayo getting special treatment? Well, why did Danny get special treatment last week? He was sitting in studio. Affirmative action. Nobody knew he was in there. Mikey didn't mention it once. Yeah, he did. Yeah, Mikey mentioned that you were in there. Yeah, he did because that's the only reason why I knew you were there. And I say it's affirmative action. Mexican, black guy. Really? Yeah. No, you did not because you saw my Facebook status. I didn't see your Facebook status. Mike addressed you in the studio that day. Yeah, he said P1 Danny is here and I was like, oh, maybe he's working. Yeah, he did. Yes, he did. He addressed you, Danny. Yes, he did. And then he addressed you. He addressed you and you put it on your Facebook status. So how am I? She asked me, why the hell do I get special treatment on my Facebook status? No, even. Baystring is asking why people get used to go in. Okay, but is Baystring a friend of yours on Facebook? Because he's asking about it. Okay. So anyways, nobody gets really special treatment. Listen to the podcast. I just walked in the room, you faggot. Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny. Let's see. Also, don't forget about the Mikey Show 3000. Very good. It's like.
having the movies from the 28-hour show right there at your fingertips. Not my favorite. Really? Yeah. It'll get better, I think. I'll have to, yeah. Have you watched it yet? I did. It's pretty funny. Ah, Space Boy hates it. It's blatantly obvious. But no, I forgot. Space Boy loves everything The Mikey Show does. He has no criticisms whatsoever. Wait, wait, wait. You just did that. But he's on Team Fair. Let's remember that. Liar. Team Fair. You're on Team Quimby. That's what team you're on, baby. Whoa. Yeah, that's right. Watch out. Okay. Well, I think we owe it to ourselves and to our listeners right now. How about we finish up Two Facts, One Lie. Two Facts, One Lie. Two Facts, One Lie. Oh, here we go again. Danny's favorite song. Come on, Danny. Participate at the show. Danny's a quarter black. You choose. This is one of my favorite games of all time. Mine too. Okay, so this week, let's start P1 Space Boy. For me? Okay. Yeah. Okay, this is how the game works, folks, is you can play it in the chat room as well, or do you want to let people call in, Danny? Sure. Okay. Yay. Here's what we're going to do. It's going to be Corman. This is a wacky podcast anyway. Yeah. Are you saying no or are you saying yes? Here, let me put the phone number out. I don't care. The phone number I'm putting in the chat room right now.
All right, we're going to take calls. You can call in and play along with us. The object of the game is to guess the lie. So first person to call in right now, call in, and you can play the game with us. Basically, the name of the game is we're all going to have two facts and one lie. Yes. If you can figure out the lie, you win. And today, for P1s only, if you call in and guess the lie, you get a hand to the head. No. Answer. I'm not going to answer that phone until Danny puts... It's the answer machine. Answer machine. P1 answer machine. Answer the phone. I don't have it. Hello, P1 podcast. Good job, Facebook. Zed. Hello. Zed. Hello. Zed. Prank call. Call again. Call again. Okay. Okay. Here we go. P1 podcast. Hi, Quimmy. This is P1 Dark Helmet. Oh, my God. It's in a heezy. He's my friend on Facebook. Okay. So, this is for a ham to the head. And we're going to do Space Boy right now. So he's going to read his two facts and his one lie. We'll let you guess first, and the rest of us in the room will guess too, okay? No problem. All right, here we go. Space Boy, it's off to you. Okay. The first one is, I once stole a fire hydrant. The second one, I used to think only English could be spoken over the phone. The third one,
I once saw Billy Corgan backstage at the Tonight Show, but did not approach him. That one just, how can you be that retarded? Well, he does only read Harry Potter books, so I don't know. I'm sorry in English. That's great. Angela, I mean, Kung Fu. Whoops, sorry I called your real name. What is the lie? I think the lie is the fire hydrant. Okay. Danny, what is the lie?
Which one is it? Okay. Which one is it, Danny? Come on. Oh, God. You know, how would I get backstage? Oh, my goodness. Please. How am I going to get backstage? I know your wedding story. Oh, yeah. It's a good story. Wow. Yeah, let's. What? Give me a time sign? You just spent 10 minutes talking about TV. More. It's Sean. I talked to him about whatever he did. Right in my thumb. Let's do a fire hydrant. Okay, fire hydrant. I stay Billy Corrigan. What's the lie? I did never steal a fire hydrant. Of course not. Dark helmet. You just called him retarded. No ham for you. I was very young back then. Thank you for your call and good try. Alright, thank you. Bye.
Okay, anybody else want to call in and play Two Facts, One Lie? Next up is Donnie. Donnie, oh, Donnie boy. Donnie, Donnie, Donnie. Please call now and you can play. Donnie, do you have your Two Facts, One Lie ready? No, let me write in real quick. You're an idiot. Donnie. Don't test me, son. Nobody wants to call in. Nobody wants to call in? Not even Corman. I hate all of you. What about Scooby? No, I hear him calling in my sleep. Anyways, so... Danny, nobody's calling in, so why don't you... Oh! What the hell? Answer the phone, dick. Make him put the chat room up on the damn board up there. Put the chat room up! So I can see us. Turn it on! No, not until I see that chat room. He's holding out on me. What is the problem here? I can't run that much stuff on this computer. I already have things running. What is the problem? Does the internet run on that computer? Oh, my God. I'm going to quit the podcast right now if you don't play. Answer the phone. Yes, ma'am. Oh, no. Play one podcast. Yay. Who's this? It's me. Yay. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It
I'm an idiot. Okay, so Two Facts, One Lie. Danny's going to go ahead and read his Two Facts, One Lie. And HB, you're going to tell me what the lie is. Danny, go. Okay, so my first memory ever is of a colored UPC code. That's one of them. Okay. The second one is I once started a fire in my house trying to make macaroni and cheese. Oh, I believe that. He can't cook. And when I was a kid, I loved to rollerblade and ice skate. And so because of that, I got some rollerblades that turned into ice skates. I loved them until I went ice skating, got made fun of them, and never wore them again. Actually, they were made in TJ, so probably. So, HB, what is the lie? Okay, I can't even imagine what the hell rollerblades would turn into ice skates. Dude, they were bomb. That's so random. Yeah. I have to go with number one because I totally see Danny starting fires. That's true. I agree. What? Kung Fu, what's your guess? My guess is the rollerblades. Okay. Number three. Space Boy, what's the why? I have no idea. Guess. One, two, or three. Let's go with the second one. All right.
Whatever that was. I'm going to say number three is a lie, Dani. Dani, what is a lie? The fire. At least we got it. Yes. That was a good one. HB, I'm sorry. I believe it. There's no ham to the head for you tonight. Thanks. I know. Well, somebody's going to win it tonight. All right. Well, thank you for calling in, HB. We love you. I love you, too. Okay. Talk to you soon. Bye. Bye. All right. Well, who wants to play next? You. There you go. Oh, I get to go? Great. Would anybody like to? call in. Danny, why would you put up the freaking chat room for Space Boy to see? Danny, why so difficult? Why would you put up the chat room? And screen it. Okay, this is P1 Metal, Dave. Hi, Dave. I hate you, Danny. BFF? No, we're not talking. I'm not talking to Danny right now. I love it. I'm not talking to Danny. Anyways, my two facts will lie. I have a theme.
The theme is fight. Okay. Fight? I like this. They're all lies. You've never been in one. I don't know. It's pretty obvious that she is frightened with you right now. I'm going to kick you off the show. She got in a mean fight with the broom? Was she in prison? Maybe she got in a kiss fight. I'll quit the show and never come back again. I don't care. Okay, the theme is five. Dave, you're the man. Yes. There we go. Number one, I got in a fight in junior high school and I started it in music class by knocking a girl over the head with a recorder. Two, I once got in school suspension because I got in a fight with a girl on the lunch quad. Three, one time my sister gave me a concussion when she threw a croquet ball at the back of my head. Which one is the lie? Okay. And Kung Fu, what's your guess? I am going to go with the quad. Okay. Danny. All right. So I've heard you sing, so I know you didn't do music class. But let's do number three. BFF. BFF. Space Boy, what is your guess? BFF. I'm going to go. This is me poking the bear. What is your guess? Okay. I'm going to guess the recorder in the music room.
And the lie is my sister gave me a concussion when she threw a coquetball on my head. That's a good one. Yeah. No ham to the head for you, but nice try. Thanks for calling. Bye. By the way, I'm winning. All right, Kung Fu, it's your turn, and then this show is over. Oh, my goodness. Take really long. Are we going to... Are we going to wait for somebody to call in or no? Whatever. I don't care at this point. It's Danny's show. I don't even belong here. So sad. Alright. We have a call. Do you want a podcast? Yes! What the hell? What? Yes! Genius! Whoever this is, he automatically wins.
Automatically wins. You definitely get a hand to the head. Automatically wins. If you have the Kia, I'll marry you. Hello? Somebody's playing with me. Kia! Who is this? We call our ideas what we need. Damn it. Well, you put me back in on the show, caller, whoever you are. I love you. Thank you. I did. Okay, go ahead, Kung Fu. Okay. I was once in a house that was burning down. Uh-huh. I was offered a job to work for Time Magazine. Uh-huh. I received a $100 reward for calling Crimestoppers with some tips. Okay, first one's a lie. Danny. Hmm, I don't know you that well. Hmm, Burning House, right? Mm-hmm. I believe that. Time Magazine, probably.
Crime Stoppers, probably. Damn it. It's good. My logic does not work. Can you please review them for me? Hmm. What are they? Kung Fu. He wants to recap. Oh. I was once in a house that was burning down. I was offered a job to work for Time Magazine. I received a $100 reward for calling Crime Stoppers with some tips. Number three. And... Can I phone a friend, by the way? Facebook. Number two. And the winner is... You're not going to guess? I did. Oh. I said number three. Number one, you said. No, you said number one. I said number one. And the lie is Crime Stoppers. Yes. Number three. I win. Dang it. Freaking three for O and one and nine. I win. Nobody cares, Danny. Where's my music, dude? I'm looking for it. Figured out. Figured out. Yeah.
Well deserved. He totally deserved that. Yeah. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry. Oh, my God. M-A-O. I cannot wait until next week. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. We're not going to talk about anything else. Well. Apparently not. Like, show didn't happen. Nothing happened on the side. It's all good. Blender didn't walk off the podcast because he was bored. We were paying attention to him. Yeah. Well, he did bring headphones, and I thought he would know to do that instinctively. There's so many other things going on. Setting up this whole Sean thing, I just didn't think to tell him to bring headphones. I texted him today, but it's the wrong number. I know. You should have been on Face Face when he posted his phone number to the whole wide world. Did you see that, Danny? Nope. Yeah, Blender Face Face. Don't care. So, anyways.
You don't like Blender? No, I like Blender. I'm just not a stalker like you. Stop on my news feed, ass. Danny's ruining my whole day today. My whole day. Oh, you're a bad person. I'll make it better. Hang on. You ruined my whole day today. Uh-oh. Go away. Nothing you say can do anything. Okay, so Mikey Show Topics. Let's talk about this real quick. Back is on fire. Yeah. Such a good song. I... Oh, God. Why? Why? I didn't say anything. Why? You shake your head. I saw it. Tell it to me. Why don't you like it? It's a broom. What's she going to do with that? Oh, she does. Oh, okay. What? But you're the one who's Mexican. Why don't you take the broom, you jerk? You're a woman, though. I'm Mexican, too. No, you're not. I took it back. Yeah, I'm white, dude. No, you're Mexican again. No, dude. Arriba. Okay. So back is on fire. What's your main problem with it? Where should I start? Yeah, where should you start? Now see, if they would have had... What are you pointing at me for? You just think you can do better. They used to do better. Did you light back on fire? Remind me. My back is on fire. Doesn't ring a bell. Wow. P2 Danny. See, it's all about having the oomph behind the voice to do it. There's the oomph.
It was a Mikey Sky impersonation. I just laughed my ass off. It was great. It was good for you, but it was nothing like the original song. You're awful. It wasn't like the original song, like, lyrically? No, like putting your feeling into it. Like, you know, I want to hear what's on the original song, but, like, with different words. Oh, who's that? I hope it's Mike Conn to bit you out. He won a podcast. Completely shaved in his pocket. We're talking about Danny. Oh, you're so freaking bad. Oh, thank you. What else? Blank my blank and blank you. Who is this P1 million one air? See that one? Mil one ion. My blank and blank you. No, blank you. You're fired. Thank you for your call. Thank you so much. Spaceway. Love you. Love you. I'm out.
Okay, P1Wubby and love advice for Ashley. Talk about it. Anybody? How uncomfortable is that? That's pretty sweet. Apparently Ashley's sad and lonely. Oh, no. How did you guys hear about her being friends with Mysterio again? Was anybody disturbed? Not disturbed. Think it's lame? I think that it was being made to be a bigger deal than it really is. True. True. Danny, what do you think? I think it's cool. If you can be friends with your exes, that's the thing. That's a good thing. Uh-oh. That cut mean. It wasn't even at me. I took myself out of context. What I meant to say was. No, I am a baby. He won. So I don't know the serious story. Serio was this guy that she was dating when she started working for the Mikey show. He's much older than her. And he was just a real big jerk to her. Just jerked around a whole lot. Broke her heart.
And then he would come around, he'd go away, come back, he'd go away. And then I guess he's back again. And then Whoopi started jumping to all these conclusions. It was the Whoopi hour, apparently, two Fridays ago. Metal Dave, you're a genius. Mysterio. Very nice. Let's see, moving right along. Mike opening up during the Chris Brown abuse talk. Wow. That was like a big deal, dude. I felt like I was in his private. counseling session almost like i should not have heard what he was saying but i'm glad he did about how he's hurt that he was mad at himself like he thought he hurt jake or whatever danny what do you think you're mr big like dive into people's head kind of guy it was cool it was a part of mike that we haven't seen before yeah it is true yeah but it just goes back to how real he is and how real the show is uh-huh you know i appreciate it i yeah and Like how he was with Tyra Banks when Tyra Banks called in and he, you know, said how he was bulimic and, you know, just those moments. You're just like, you're my best friend. Yeah. I love you. That was a good day. Okay. How about Sky's Obama dream? Does it surprise anybody that Sky is dreaming about a black man? No. No. First of all. No. First of all. That was kind of weird. I thought she was actually going to say she was.
doing it with Obama. It hurts, but it feels so good. Hey! Yeah, I was disappointed that she wasn't doing it. Yeah. Well, remember, Skye thinks that, like, reading Cosmopolitan is like reading porn, so we know her prudish ways when it comes to reading, so I can see how that was a big deal for her. We had some weird interviews on the Mikey Show. The Tree? Mr. Peanut. Mr. Peanut, I actually got a phone call from my boss saying I was dying laughing at that Mr. Peanut talk. Space Boy hated it, and I could see it on his face. I said nothing. I'm sitting here nodding, agreeing with you. No, you don't. I'm agreeing with you. With a sinister look on your face. Sinister. I'm angelic over here. Kelly can attest to this. That was his sarcastic smile, right? I know you. Good, dude. Shut up. The Lars phone call.
Those are always good. Yeah. Barbara, back in the heezy. Stealing lines from Ayo that Barbara was having it. She is good. And the big announcement. So, Mikey is a baby factory and he's having twins. So, were you guys excited or what? What do you think? Do you think that Mike will have to now broadcast out of his home? No. He's done it before. I know, but imagine when Eddie and Debra have theirs. That's true. Oh, I didn't even think about that. They're really close to due dates. Yeah. So this summer, we might have a really long best of run for the Mikey show. Or else Eddie and Mike will just broadcast out of their house, but I don't think they can call in on two Zephyr lines. I don't know. I didn't think about that.
No, it's going to be a crazy, crazy summer. You know what else I was thinking about? And I'm just throwing this out there for conversation. P1 Hall of Fame this year. Uh-huh. There have been massive budget cuts at Clear Channel Communications. Uh-huh. This class of 2009. Going to get gypped. They're going to get gypped. It's possible. Probably only be five inductees if they do it. Yes. And they'll get hoodies. Maybe. In that jacket. From our TJ. That is screen printed, but hand painted. Slash designs. Oh, yeah. Splashers. Does anybody remember Splashers? And they'll do it in the lobby of Clear Channel. Correct. Space Girl said they'll get certificates. And do you think that Scooby is going to be in the whole game? Do we want to start?
guessing nominees. Predicting, yeah. Let's predict. Let's predict nominees. I think maybe Penguin won't get it this year. I haven't heard much of her. I hear Scooby, like, how many times a day does he call him? Oh, I think it's like five to six. Is that right? Phone screener? Maybe ten. Oh, wait. How many times there's something he feels that he's an expert on, Scooby's going to call him. Maybe he's a very knowledgeable man. Do you know how many times he doesn't get there? No. And just sits on hold for like 10 minutes. Let's see. Scooby, maybe. Corman, perhaps. I think he's done some things worthy. And he's gotten a lot of emails through, texts through. He made little paper dolls. P-H-I-T-L-O-Y. Yeah, that's a lock. That's a lock. A-O is a lock. There's going to be more than one black man on the...
on the Hall of Fame this year. That's good. I think that's awesome. She's got some girls up in there. Now, the girls, I don't know because the girls are so inconsistent. How about Kung Fu? Kung Fu. Now, I think Kung Fu has a chance. Mike has brought her up like out of the blue a couple times. He likes you. Yeah. It's true. And you're, you know, you do stuff, you know stuff. Peaches has been a little MIA. And I think with her wedding coming up, her pending nuptials, I don't know if she's going to be able to. And the condo. And the condo. I don't know if that's going down. But who knows? Who knows what is happening with anything Clear Channel this year? I'm telling you. I'm very lucky to have a job. And we'll be lucky if not all the stations turn into Jack at them. That'd be weak. Yeah. And Jeff and Jer are going away this year. Are they really? Yeah. This is the last year of their contract. They're ready to... Saber Bites Radio. Yeah, good morning. How are you? Hey, I cannot knock them. I listened to them and I was like. Today on the show, Graham, we're going to make a sandwich. When I was like from the ages of 10 to 15 who loved their show. Yeah, and I think that that's their target. Oh, my gosh. Guess who just joined the freaking chat room? P1 T-Rex. Hall of Famer T-Rex. P1 Hall of Famer T-Rex.
Okay, let me just address a few chat room questions. I don't know how to say this name, but it looks like Bill Juan Lion. Whatever. The Mikey Show does play best stuff from 5.30 to 6 a.m. One in a million. Oh, I got it. Get it? Oh, that's clever. I'm an idiot. Yes, you are. Say that clip. Jinx. Anyways, no, they do play the best of from 5.30 a.m. to 6 a.m. every morning. Sometimes there's a song in between bits. Except on mornings where they are doing best ofs, then they'll start the best of at 6. Exactly. So this week, you will notice that Monday and Tuesday, the best of started at 6 a.m. So all the rest of the regular days this week, we started at 5.30, just like we do every day of the week. Yeah, and then it's usually like a best of clip from the day before. Like kind of like a recap. Yeah, a lot of people request old, old bits for that. I've had people actually calling for that, and we try to catch everybody up from the day before. So I kind of know what's happening the next day if we refer to stuff from yesterday. I like to talk with my hands a lot, apparently. How are we doing on time, Spaceway? We're doing okay. You will always say that.
How long have we been doing this for? About an hour. And how many minutes? Eight. Really? 28. You're a lying liar. Well, some of this is going to get cut up, like me screaming at Danny to put the chat in. Oh, I say leave that in. Oh, yes. And if anybody would like to know, we have interns screening your phone calls. That is going to be Lisa, Andrea, And Bernie on Thursday. So be nice to our interns. They're very, very nervous. They're brand new to radio. They're really, really excited, but very, like, they're like, are you sure you don't want to come in on Monday? Just to, like, sit with us again. Now, do any of them listen to the Mikey Show? Like, are they P1s? All three of them listen. All three of them are P1s. Awesome. They all know the rules, but I think they're very nervous right now. So when they're screening your phone calls, they may forget. A couple things, because it's nerve-wracking. That'll last for two weeks until it turns into D's. Especially when, like... When they start getting over the guy that calls in and says, Hey, I want to talk to Mikey. Okay, what do you want to say? I just want to talk to Mikey. What do you want to talk to him about? You guys never answer your phones. I just want to know if I can say hi to Mikey and see if he'll say hi back. Is that a real call? That is a real, genuine call. What's his name? He's like...
You don't need to know my name. What's your name, sir? Just call me MikeyFan. And I hang up on him every single time. How many times has he called? Oh, he calls at least three times a week. Have you had any solicitation calls? No. I've actually had people for personal phone calls for Clint, Missy, and Mikey. Oh, wow. Like one time somebody called and goes, hey, can you put me through to Clint? email? Or to Clint's voicemail? I was like, what? Do I look like the damn secretary, dude? Like, I don't know what to tell you. No, you look like an operator. I think Missy's brother called looking for her one time. Just sometimes people, I'm like the secretary there. You just pass along messages. Half of the time, and I hate to give up the secret, some people just call and say, hey, I want you to tell Eddie this in the sports world. And I say, I will, I am Eddie.
And you never do. I knew it. Why do you lie, liar? It's irrelevant. By the time you get your thought out, we're like moved on from the topic. So that's just so you know. Any other tips about calling in? Any other tips about calling in? Pep it up. If you've just woken up and you're kind of like. Oh, my goodness. Have you ever talked to Danny before 8 a.m.? No. He sounds like he's been crying for days. Well, I wouldn't know because Danny's no longer participating in the podcast this week. So whatever. His Mexican brew would shove it. The sun don't shine. And let's see. If you're calling it, pep it up and get to the point. Like, if you cannot spit it out in a few paragraphs, and Danny's apparently taking personal calls during the podcast. It's all right. We don't need him. Okay. This has been a total wash. I love it. Hey, Kelly, would you like to be on the podcast this week? Yeah, that's a great idea. If you want space wife, we'll just have her, you know, do it. Hi. Yeah. Well, I know. Everybody loves Q and kung fu.
And, yeah, call in and make new jokes. And it works. Don't fail like Gunslinger did this morning. That was brutal. I didn't even get to hear what he said. Oh, it was the worst. HP says, new jokes, question mark? Yes. No moons over my hammy jokes. That one was, like, two years old. Yeah. Or ham jokes. Be like Bay Street. B-L-B. Be like Bay Street. Work on that Boston accent, and I'll get you through. I'll get you through. Have legitimate questions that are legitimate questions. How about the caller who every time he calls, like, twice a day is, how about American Idol star Sarah Long? Oh, yeah. That's old. I have no idea. And if your guess is Brokeback Mountain too soon, moving on. We're over it. Well, we're about an hour now.
Really? You don't want to talk about ShamWow? What is there to say? How great it was, how he was saying, hey, Jeff and Jer. That was good. How he was in the speedo. I like the part where we're talking about Jeff and Jer going off the air this year. Let's go back to that. Yeah, and then how they're going to bring in some show probably from Phoenix, Arizona and feed it through the satellite. What? You mean no more pick your purse? Dude, I'm telling you, increasingly radio is going to become. I'm local. That's why you should keep listening to radio. Well, it's got to be local somewhere. Yeah, out of, like, New York or Arizona or something. Yeah, if you people think that Boycott and Clear Channel is going to fix stuff, it's not. Please keep listening to radio. Otherwise, people you love who are local that you like to listen to, you won't hear them anymore. Because it doesn't matter. Like, it just happened up in L.A. Adam Carolla was the number one morning show in L.A. Bye-bye. Is he gone? Yeah.
Adam Crowe's gone? That's what she was talking about with Sean, where everybody was like, what are you guys talking about? Why did they cut them? They flipped the format on the station. To what? Top 40. Yeah, it was... Like Jack FM. Yeah, because that was an all-talk station, and then... Oh, well, yeah, nobody wants all-talk. I do. It's funny. All their shows were good. All their shows were number one in their time slot. Yeah, because I guess Clear Channel doesn't like money. Well, they're not Clear Channel stations, though. They're CBS. Oh, they are? CBS is a deep crap. Why would they do that? They need money, and it costs too much, so they just probably bought out the contract and said, peace out. All right. Yeah. So keep radio local, folks, and keep listening to radio. I blame Obama. Support your P1 podcast. Yeah, and support your P1 podcast. And, you know, like, you can be number one, and then they can get rid of you. So who knows? Keep listening to the Mikey Show. Keep the ratings up. We want to keep up with San Diego. You have to listen to our podcast or else next week one of us might not be here. Yeah. And the week after, two of us will be here. He's already not here, so. That's cool. He's looking at rims again. Snowboards, actually. Snowboards. Oh, you want to talk about your snowboard experience? No, nobody cares because Danny's not on the show. I guess not. I care. That was uncomfortable.
I don't see why it's uncomfortable. Danny, she's not to participate the whole time. And now all of a sudden, yeah, like, Danny's just. Oh, no. No. He took his name off the list. We have ruined his friendship. Oh, but he didn't put a line through it, so. There you go. Like, he quit. Danny just quit the podcast. Oh, no. We're just going to broadcast out of his house. Aw. Aw. No, Danny, you're not clicking. Oh, Hangman. He's playing Hangman. Oh, nice. Well, it's been a lovely show again this week, folks. We are building bridges and vending friendships all over the great country. He's out, bitches. I cussed and that is the bitches we're getting to go. See, we started out cussing. Yeah, and we ended the same bitches.
Well, anyways, well, I hope you tune in. Hopefully we'll have another show two weeks from now. Oh, we're over it. No, Danny's going to go snowboarding in two weeks. But thank you for tuning in to the P1 Podcast. Thank you to Sean, and thank you to Blunder, and thank you to all of you joining us tonight. Have a wonderful weekend, and we'll catch you on the flip side. Later. Friends in 10. Yeah. See you soon.