28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 26

0:00Yeah. What happened? That was really well said. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry that it went that way, but I understand how you're, you know, going there because it's a romantic thing. Yeah, it is. It's not a huge thing. It just makes me never want to do that again. I understand. You shouldn't. I don't know that that's, I don't think Craigslist is the way to go. It's not. That's not the way to go. I don't think that. I know that. That's not the way to go. I have women calling me three, four times a day. Yeah. I don't know. Don't do Craigslist, Natalie. No. Bad idea. Bad idea. Yeah, I should have known. Thanks, though. All righty. All right. Bye. All right. We'll see you. Mari Payton just wrote an email, said, you guys are loopy. Don't talk about my love life. Or lack thereof. What's up, Mari? Well, she won't tell us. She won't say. She will say. She won't? I will make her say. How will you do that? By saying she's dating Artie Ojeda. That'll do it. I can tell you. Because then she'll either have to confirm or deny. Thank you. Exactly. She'll have to confirm or deny. What's going on? She'll have to say, I am not dating Marty Ojeda. Thank you. I could give you an answer. And then we'll go like this. We'll go, and?

1:22So then. And so. Dot, dot, dot. Who's Loopy? Who's Loopy? How dare you, Marty Pink? Yeah, what do you mean Marty Loopy over here? Peek-a-boo. I'm going to hump you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's the matter with that guy? Sean's back. Sean is back. You couldn't tell. Back again. So I think it's time to identify the radio station, and then we should get started with the Mikey Show flashback hour. What do you think? Let's do this. Let's do this. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Bratz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. The word of the hour is getting... This is incredible. We have done 27 hours? No, 26 hours. This is hour 26. No, 25. That's seven. Hour 24. You got it, Mike. Hey, you got an open for this. I do? Yeah, man. It's going to rock your world. Before I do the open, I want to remind people to please donate money for Children's Hospital.

2:47Like Bo Bice. That's right, dude. Bo Bice came on the air and donated $500. Like Bo. How awesome was that? He's a man. Yeah. He's a man. So, yeah. Go to MikeyShow.com. Type in the keyword donate. And then when you get to where it takes you, you can donate. If you donate $15, you'll get last year's Best of CD, Furry Up. And if you donate $50 or more, you're going to get our limited edition Mikey Show 28-Hour Show 2008 T-shirt. Yeah. That shirt that I was rocking out there for Guitar Hero. Yeah, you rocked it. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah. So, MikeyShow.com. We raised $14,000 last year, and we want to really, really break that record this year. But the only way we're going to be able to do it...

3:48is if we have people that really have a giving heart. So please go to MikeyShow.com right now and donate money. Please, please, please. Okay, I'm not seeing an open for it. I'm seeing an open for, like, each individual thing, but I'm not seeing an open. Put up the flashback hour open. Flashback hour open. Did I? Oh, goodness. Oh, no. Box. No. Box. Box, box, box. Mikey Show. Yeah, this is P1 Tom. I wanted to find out how late we're going to be able to donate money to you guys. Hey, man, I'm sure that they're going to leave that thing open all day, maybe even, you know, into the weekend or something. Or to the sure. Yeah. Are you going to donate some money, man? Oh, yeah, definitely. Please do. I think already my girlfriend earlier donated $15.

4:51I was like, I want to get the shirt, so I'm definitely going to donate. $50 or more gets you that T-shirt, man, and that T-shirt is cool. Crisp. Hey, anything for Children's Hospital, too, man. It's cool, dude. Thank you, man. We appreciate that. All right, thank you. All right, thanks. So the reason why I didn't load it was because I'm... archiving the podcast. So I can't load anything from my computer because I'm archiving the podcast into my audacity. So I can load it real quick right now. I just have to stop the podcast. So we're going to have to just stop it real quick if that's okay. Yeah, but can we pick it back up again or no? Yeah, totally. All right. Okay. Go ahead. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number, what? Don't do anything funny. Okay. 570-1053. No problem. 570-1053. Our text is 35253. Hi. Hello. No, this obviously isn't Emily, but I wanted to talk to Dave and Shelly and agree with him about his statement he just made about who cares about, you know, who's votes for who. And I also wanted to ask him what he thinks about these stupid 7-Eleven cuts. Wait, sir. You're a maverick. Sir, you're listening to The Mikey Show. Well, you're calling The Mikey Show. You're listening to The DSC Show, but you're calling The Mikey Show. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it's Mikey. Hey, buddy.

6:13Yeah, you're talking to Mikey, bro. Yeah, dude. What's up, Mikey? Yeah, Mikey would never say something like that. That's right. That's crazy. Well, okay, well, what does he think about that, you know, Obama and Barack coffee cups at 7-Eleven? There's Obama coffee cups at 7-Eleven. There's a big old fight and debate over, you know, who wants who to, you know, win while you're drinking your coffee. When I drink my coffee, I just want to drink my coffee. Yeah, not me. Exactly. I want to fight with coffee. That's right. Well, I figure you want to fight with everybody. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for the call. The phone lines are blowing up. What happened? I don't know. Maybe our lines get switched. Hello? Hello, this is P1 Classic Girl, and I have a funny story about Ashley and my daughter last night at the show last night. Hey, you're the gal that brought Eddie Gatorade, right? Yes, I am. Oh, I like you. Very nice. Is this Eddie? Well, I'm here, and Mikey's here, and the whole gang's here. We're all here. First of all, I'd like to say thank you for the Children's Hospital. My daughter had kidney surgery there, and they're amazing. Well, she's 12 now, and we went down there, and I also want to thank you because it was really PG, and I was worried about taking my teenagers down there, and all the P1s were awesome to my kids, and it was amazing. That's cool. But my daughter wanted to see what Ashley looked like, and so we go down to where you guys can look in the windows. It was hilarious. She looks at her.

7:40She's so pretty. And she looks smart. She gets it. Get that kid some glasses. Tell her thank you. Well, the hilarious part is all the people are all, well, why didn't you think she was smart? And they're like, because she always gets picked on. And she goes, and I'm pretty, and people think I'm not smart, and I think she's smart. It was hilarious. That's funny. Oh, I love it. It was great. And thank you. You gave her a hug last night, Ashley. She's the one that gave the candy bar. Oh. I tell her I ate half of it, and it was delicious, and thank you. Half, yeah, right. Shut up. Please, who's buying that? Thank you guys for the Children's Hospital. It was awesome. You hear about Bo Bice? Yes, I was. Yeah, Bo Bice. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. I stayed up. I work at 1 in the morning, so I went down there, and then I came straight to work after and been listening to you all night. Bo Bice. Bo Bice gave $500 to us this morning. It was amazing. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo, you want a lemon? Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, I just wanted to call in and say that I heard your rant on Jesus last night. It actually changed things for me. That's cool, dude. I appreciate that. That's awesome. Thank you, brother. Absolutely. Appreciate it. Mikey Show. Hey, how's it going? P1 Smoke Wagon. What's up? Hey, how are you guys doing? Good. Cool. I took a vacation, Nate, so I could stay up all night and try to listen to you guys, but I nodded off around.

9:0410 o'clock or something. Jaws. Dude, that was like five years ago. That was a long sleep. He was in a coma. Leave him alone. I woke up right at the end of Titanic, and then I got to hear that terrible. So did Rob. It's true. He's still sleeping. What do you mean? That was great. How did you like that Star Trek episode that we watched? It's Trek, bro. It's not a track. It's not on the railroad. It's not a railroad car. It's not a box car. It's not a caboose. It's not on trucks. Tracks. Tracks. Tracks. Do it with us. Sean's a tracker. No, dude. Total tracker. I'm sorry, tracky. He's a tracky. All right, dude. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hello? Sarah? Sarah, can you hear me? Yes. Hey, I just wanted to call it. It's P1 Sunset. Those impressions, Mikey, you're wrong. They were the worst ever. Oh, well, you don't have a good ear. You don't have a trained ear. No, no. They were awful. Listen, you're saying that because you don't have a very good ear. You can't hear it.

10:29I'll do it again for you right now. No. Dude, we got a whole thing planned this hour. I don't want to hear him again. She's my daughter. Hey, I have a question for you, sir. Did you hear about Bo Bice? I'm all over it. Go ahead. Did you hear about Bo Bice? Did I hear about him? Yeah. What about him? I saw him on American Idol. Okay, how about this one? Clay Aiken, talk about it. There you go. Hey, I'm an ex-disc jockey from years gone by here, and I love your show. Is this Craig's step? No person gets that. I got it. Way to go. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. Thank you. Do we have that thing up there yet? Yes. Where is this? Bottom right. Bottom right. Yellow. I did not IM you. Bottom right yellow? Yes. I just love you, and I'm telling you. Aw. Aw. She finally gets it after 25 hours. Now it's time for the Mikey Show Flashback Hour, hosted by the hefty but lovable Boy Blunder, giving his own rotund recap of classic old games and bits and stuff. Now, Boy Blunder. Oh. I love the fish. Fisher.

11:48with the gravy beard. Gravy beard. Gravy beard. Get up there, fishy. Is she doing it here? That's what the chat is saying. Screen calls? Screen calls. No. Come over here. You take a nap with Rob. All right. Bo Bice. Hi. Bo Bice. Bice is Bo Bice. It's all yours, fish. Gravy beard. Wow. Wow. That beard is delish. Oh, I want to nibble it. Thank you. Tasty. Give me one second here. Oh. Oh, bad start. Bad start. Here we go. Bad start. What happened to your DJ voice? You are a maverick. What happened to his DJ voice? Yeah, wink at me, dude. You're doing my DJ voice? Yeah. Do your commercial voice. Blender, did you bring your headphones? I did. That's what I'm wearing right now. You're wearing yours? Yeah. Did you want yours? Yeah. Yes, look at these slides. Hey, Blender. Yeah. Can we get some asphalt to salt, boys? Oh. You guys are.

12:48You're my friend. Just be cool for like, you know, 45 minutes. That's all I'm asking for. I think you're cool. I know, I know. I like you. You almost had me win the Mikey Idol yesterday. I'm pretty sure we got robbed. It was so close. I'm just saying. It was close. Hey. Hey. Okay. I was just happy to participate. Yeah. It's just an honor to be nominated. It was. Let me explain to people what we're doing. Explain it. Boy Blunder used to be on the show years ago. And when we would do our best of shows, you know, where we would like, you know, play back on Saturday mornings. Hey, here's the best of from the week. Boy Blender, you know, he forgot to edit out and bleep the bad words. I did. Three times, you know. So we had to let him go. But he's still our friend and we call him the fisherman. And I work on the afternoon show, too. Yeah. You do? Yeah. He works on the afternoon show with BC and Clint. I have to throw him my plugs. Just saying. Yell at us. Yeah. And we're all friends here. So what we thought we would do is we would do the flashback hour. We would have him host it, and it's going to be all of our old bits and stuff. Genius.

14:01Beautiful bits. Okay. You guys ready? Yeah, dude. Excellent. All right. What do you got? You want to start out with a little? You're the host. I'm just saying. Host. All right. Well, then we're hosting it away. We're going to kick things off. Host. Host. Host. Host. Host. Host. All right. So we're going to kick things off with a classic. One of my favorites from, I think this is about two or three years ago that you guys were doing this. Hi, Fish. Play a little open here. Let's do it. Oh, this is good. This is good. You guys have some good opens here. It is Reality Bites. That's right. This is listeners. They call up, and they choose between Mikey, Eddie, and Sean. That's right. Sky will read a description of each show that might be a new reality show, and we get listeners to call in. They choose their horse, who they might think the best one is. and who it was written by, and listeners vote on which one is their favorite. That's it. Isn't that it? Wow. I forgot that's how we played. That's dead on. That is. I thought. Uh-oh. Mike, who are you going to trust? I didn't think there was any picking of horses. I thought that they listened to them and called and voted on which one was their favorite. No, he's right. Somebody wins. Somebody wins a prize. I mean, if you guys have prizes, I would imagine. We have one. That is the way we did it, huh? Nope. That's the way we did it. That is the way we did it, isn't it? Yes.

16:09Let's do this. Pick the horses. I know. We're waiting for some personas here to call in. For your phone screen. What's the phone number? The phone number. Oh, let's see. That's a good thing to do, too. 570-1053 if you would like to call in and win a prize. Ashley, do we have anything to give away? What's up? Am I supposed to ask her? I think you go to your producer. Jessica, she's a woman. Eddie? Zeth is your producer. Zeth? Wait, Zeth is his producer? Zeth, no. We have boo ball tickets. We have boo ball tickets to give away. You know what that is? Boo ball? Yeah. It's the greatest Halloween party ever. Have you ever been? Dude. Totally. You ever checked it out? Hey, you're going to go as Indiana Jones? Come on. The costume is so good. It's dead on. Describe the costume. Describe the costume. Of Indiana Jones? Yeah. It's an Indiana Jones outfit, dude. It's awesome. Exactly like from the movie. Like a hat? Indiana Jones didn't wear jeans and a Hawaiian shirt. No, it wasn't jeans. It was jeans shorts. It was just like it. It was identical. It's Indiana Jones. It was Tommy Bahamas. It's casual Friday in Brazil.

17:20Can we do this? It must have been on a really hot dig. Jeans, shorts, a white t-shirt, and a leather jacket. It'd be like a rope. It was a leather whip. I'm saying, there was an actual whip. I apologize. Mikey Show, who would you like to pick? Eddie. Eddie. Hang on the line. What's this person's name? What's your name? He will Marcus. Marcus, hang on the line. I know Marcus. Mikey Show, what's your name? Mikey Show, what's your name? P1 Crane. Crane, who is the horse you would like to pick? Mike. Mike. Hang on the line. That means P1, what is your name? Rozzy. Rozzy. That means you get Sean. Paparazzi, is that what? Yeah. Paparazzi? Oh, it is paparazzi. Is it? Oh, Eddie. Oh, it's okay, Cheds. All right, hang on the line. Why is he calling? You're right. You're fine. Stop it. Okay. Okay. First one, guys. So, are we ready? We're ready. Okay. What do you got? Just for the record.

18:27Stop it. You can't practice these. This game is ridiculous. Today is ridiculous. And we should never do this again. I want to hear these reality show ideas that Sky has. They're not my ideas. These are ideas that are sent to me and I am ordered to read them. I want the audience to hear these ideas. And then call and say which one's their favorite. As the crow flies. I understand that. That are delicious. Okay. Reality show number one is called Show Me the Money. Wow. Sounds good so far. Oh, yes. Why did we ever stop this? This show was originally pitched to the BET Network in 1995 under the name We Got Some Irony Up In Here. But it was never green-lighted. That's too bad. The idea was that contestants would try to get friends and family to say things that they would not normally say. The show was also pitched to CBS under the name

19:37I really love ham. Save it. Then to NBC under the name Hey Guys, I Love Money. That one too. That's too bad. Again, to Telemundo as Tay Boy Ah Sunburn Ah Curare. That's money in the bank right there. I wasn't expecting that. And then finally it was pitched to Cartoon Network under the name Hey Ashley, I hope you're pulling these clips. And that is Show Me the Money. That is reality show number one. What reality show number two? Reality show number two. The real stories of a jacuzzi club. This sordid reality show takes place in America's seediest environment, the jacuzzi club.

20:48Known to the rest of the world as a bathhouse, the Jacuzzi Club reality show will show the audience at home the inner workings of the filth and debauchery that takes place on a daily basis. That sounds awful. You will see how common folk and quasi-celebrities show up at the bathhouse Jacuzzi Club and book their rooms for the hour. What takes place in those rooms is too disgusting to show. But you will get the idea. These degenerates and sexual deviants will try and claim that nothing improper is going on. But what are we, children? We know that only perverts and lowlives would go to a bathhouse and try and call it a jacuzzi club. Strongly worded. The Real Stories of a Jacuzzi Club is hosted by Chris Hansen. Because he hates Pervos. That's true. The show will have a special guest appearance by, you know who, you guessed it, me, Sky. Wow. The news girl. Wow. I'm addicted to bathhouses. See you at the Jacuzzi Club.

22:05And that is the real stories of a jacuzzi club. I like that you threw a wink in there. Nice touch. Again, not my ideas, you know. That sounds like they're coming right in their mouth. Yeah, it seems like you're pitching them. Especially when you say, I'm going to be in part of it. Exactly. And then finally, reality show number three is... The Ham Whisperer. Oh, my God. It's weird how they're all... Yes. It's funny how they... Wait. God, like... Anyway, what? Contestants compete in a multi-week reality show to prove that they are ham whisperers. Yes, that's right. I'm talking about ham. Sweet. Luscious. Watch as they compete in contests like Goons Over My Hammies. Oh, wow. Where two gangsters try to wrestle a ham from their arms. If they successfully make it through with the ham still in their arms, they spike the ham and then yell, I love ham more than anything in the world. Or they can yell,

23:32The only thing better than a ham is a black ham. Or they can yell, ham-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Oh, forever. Or they can yell, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Ham. Other contests include using ham in a sentence like, want to know the great cure for a sunburn? Put ham on it. I've heard that, actually. And other games talking about ham where contestants say things like, I don't know which I like better, $100 bills or ham. Who am I kidding? It's ham. The Ham Whisperer is coming this fall to Fox. That is reality show number three, The Ham Whisperer. Excellent. I want to see all three. Green light all of those right now. A quick review before people call in to vote for their favorite. Number one is show me the money.

24:39Stay with some enthusiasm. Yeah, come on. These are your ideas, aren't they? These are not my ideas. You can make a lot of money. What's Show Me the Money? Show Me the Money is a show that was originally pitched back in 95 under the name We Got Some Irony Up In Here. And then make me say a bunch of stuff about ham and money. Number two was the real stories of the Jacuzzi Club. We see the inner workings of the Jacuzzi Club and Sky makes appearances with Chris Hansen. Great. And reality show number three. What are you doing here? The ham whisperer. Why don't you have a C right over there? You perv. Reality show number three is the ham whisperer where you say a bunch of stuff about ham. Like what? Shut up. Fish. All right. Those are our three reality shows here on Reality Bites. So we need listeners to call in right now. Vote on which is their favorites. Show me the money, real stories of the Jacuzzi Club, or the Ham Whisperer. If I can get it out. Mikey Show, which one do you like? Okay. Mikey Show, which one do you like? Oh, man, I got to go for all three, but I'm going to go with number one. You got so many drops from that, it's genius. Mikey Show, which one do you like? The Ham Whisperer. Ham Whisperer. Mikey Show, which one do you like? All right. Mikey Show, which one do you like? Ham Whisperer.

26:04Ham Whisperer. Mikey Show, which one do you like? Reality Bites. Reality Bites? Well, okay. Did you record that one? Did you get that one? One for Reality Bites. Mikey Show, which one did you want? Gotta go with the Ham Whisperer. Ham Whisperer. We got it. We do five, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. That's it. That's it. The Ham Whisperer is the winner. Yeah. Fuck that. I would have the thing if I knew where it was on here. I'm sorry. So how do we do this? Do I say who wrote what? Yes. What are you looking for? Star Wars. Eddie wrote the real stories of the Jacuzzi Club. Mike wrote me show me the money. And the winner, winning P1 paparazzi boo ball tickets, is Sean with the ham. How did you do that? I don't want the win. How did you do it? I don't want the win. Congratulations, paparazzi. Thanks a lot. You're a big winner, paparazzi. You're a winner. Can you promise me something? What's that? Promise me you will not wear that costume you wore today to Boo Ball. He's talking about the tutu and stuff and everything. I think I can deliver on that. You're going to Boo Ball, dude. Sweet. All right. Hang on the line. I'll get you taken care of. Boy Blunder wore a tutu.

27:23I did. And a nude bodysuit. It was nude. It was. Very nude. Not nude enough. Wow. I was a lot of fun. I enjoyed that. Yeah, you were. But I would like to bring back a couple of my favorites. What do we got, friend? Some very... Oh, not yet. Oh, not yet? Yeah, the kid's got a good one. Oh, okay. Well, then I guess we're vamping for a little while. Or you want to do something else? Yeah, you can play another game. Okay. Let's go with, well, the next one was. After that, you nerd. I was getting there. There was an open for this one. Everything has an open. I know, but I'm looking for it. This is really bad. I see reality. This is tough. So smooth. Okay, it says reality bites. They're color coded, so it should just be there titled in that same row. There it is. Okay. Are you ready? Wake up and go get the list. Ashley is not bright. She is almost retarded. Low IQ haiku. Like, whoa. Yeah, how does this one work? Bobby doesn't remember how to play this game. Well, I don't know if you've been listening, and especially after the last...

28:4625 or so hours. It might be rusty. Yeah. This is a fun game. Ashley's a little bit of an airhead. Oh! I'm just throwing it out there. I'm just throwing it out there. You don't mean that. I'm just throwing it out there. That's the beard talking. A little bit. A little bit of an airhead. He's all high on beard. You're on a beard trip, man. It's a good beard trip, yes. Totally beard tripping right now, dude. But you're on the Dean's List at San Diego State. I was. You was. That's true. Then you dropped out. That's all right, yeah. Like you did at San Jose State. But Mike encourages all of us to drop out. Pays off, bro. That's right. Do we give away prizes with this one? Of course. Yes, absolutely. What are you, Bo Bice? Let's go. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Hey, Bo. Well, I'm going to explain the game here first. But what we're doing is low IQ, high IQ. And we don't have a... Let him talk. Leave him alone. Thank you, Eddie. I'm in love with this guy today. He is so nice. Such a sweetheart today. He's so hard on you. Just love it.

29:50But no, Ashley was on the Dean's List at San Diego State, which is quite the accomplishment. Doesn't have the greatest grasp of the English language, though. I just have my own way of using it. That's one way to put it. You're one way to put it. That's right. Well... Are you still going to give her money for her getting stuff right? No. Money, money, money. Oh, my gosh. I forgot about that. Did you want to do that? No. I never won anyway. That's too bad. He's not going to win anything. All right. Do we have a participant there, Zeth, on there? Is there somebody? Yeah? Like five there. Okay. Mikey Show. Good morning. How are you doing? Yes. Are you playing low IQ IQ? Yes. All right. I'm saying this too quick. And you still haven't said how the game is played. I don't know how it works. We give Ashley a word. I'm sorry. Hey, no, wait a second. Wait a second. I'm just asking. We give Ashley a word, and she has to try and use it in the sentence. Where's Perry? Oh, my God. Oh, wow. No, you didn't. In therapy. I don't doubt it. So, you want to try the first word here? All right.

31:01Explain the game. I just did. I said. Ashley has to use the word in a sentence. So how does the person win? How does the person win? That's a good question. I forgot now. It's all about the listener. I'm sorry. It's all about the listener winning the game. I got to say whether or not she got it right. Whether or not she got it right. That's right. Okay. Now I got it. All right. Get someone on the line. I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Mike's just sitting back. I'm absolutely loving this. Yeah, this is Mike's favorite morning show. I'm listening right now. I'm like, this is fun. You and Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Mike. All right. Your first word is corpulent. What's up? Corpulent. Corpulent? Yes, is your first word. Sound it out. Okay. I think I know this one. Hey, Abby. Yeah, no. That's right. Wake her back up. That's right. Very corpulent matters revolving my work ethic and my building. Period. What? That is... My work ethic in my building. Period. So the listener... Yeah, as a listener, what do you say? Does she get it right or wrong? I believe she is wrong. Really? Yes. She is incorrect. No.

32:16You have the large or bulky part of the body, portly, stout, or fat. Oh. What? Corpulent. Really? Yes. Really close. Like my corpulent body. Yeah. Very corpulent. Yes. All right, Drew, hang on the line. Immensely corpulent. Let's get, all right, let's get P1 Sandman on the line. All right, Sandman. Ashley, your new word is magistrate. Wow. What's up? Magistrate is your word. Magistrate. Yes. If you knew how to magistrate my bedding because it is messy. Oh, wow. Period. Sandman? I like it. Did she get it right? Because it's messy. He's not there. Like organized? He's not there. I don't know. Leonidas. People in Leonidas, did she get it right? No, she did not. She did not. Now, a magistrate is a civil officer charged with the administration of the law. Oh, so close. Ah, very close. Betting. On the line there, Leonidas. Whatever. Betting. Same thing. Going to court. All right, P1 Candy. Yeah. You're on the line. Get ready to see if Ashley can get another word here. Dude, this is weak right now. You got this. You got this. I have confidence in you in this one. This is the power of Bo Bice. Are you ready? I'm ready. All right.

33:49Your word there, Ashley, is anterior. Anterior. Can you spell that real quick? A-N-T. Country of origin. Is that such a crazy request? Can you use it in a sentence? I'm just saying. I want to make sure I'm playing by the rules here. Can you have a 10-year-old spell it? The spelling is A-N-T-E-R-I-O-R. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yesterday, I was on Mike's roof, and it was the anterior portion of his house. Wow. Period. Come on, give it to me. Come on, give it to me. P1 Matt, what do you, or I'm sorry, is it P1 Candy? Which one, what do you think? Oh, that's kind of tough in her own little Ashley way. She's kind of.

34:50I think that Tuesday kind of got it right. Yeah, I kind of have to give a two or two on that one. The way you used it is pretty much the right way. I'm number one. What was she doing on Mike's roof? Weird. What is she doing on your roof? Weird sort of thing. P1 Caddy, hang on the line there. Let's go with P1 Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. You're up. Matt. Matt. All right, Ashley. Your word is Illuminati. Wow. Wow. I'm happy. Oh. Is that healthy? Oh. That piece of artwork is so Illuminati because it is very artistic and intricate and Illuminescent. Pee with Matt. I'm going to have to disagree with Ashley on that one. Matt is correct. The Illuminati. Yeah, you should really double check that one because I think I was close. You were not even a little bit. You're not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. It's the person's possessing or claiming to possess superior enlightenment or a name given to different religious societies or sects because of their claim to superior enlightenment. Not at all. So hang on the line there, Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt.

36:21And that wraps up little fun times we like to call low IQ haiku. Oh, you did great, Ashley. Wonderful. Wonderful times. I love the flashback hour. Calm down, Mike. It's wasted my life. Mike's in love. How about a little fun times with past caricatures coming back to life? Oh, what is this? Let's bring up Bobby Colonels there. Hey, here he is. Look at Bobby Colonels. I don't know. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. You know, I don't know who has a picture of me, but I was at the mall one time. The mall. I was at the mall one time. And I heard a group of people say that as I was walking by. That's awesome. I don't know. You're a superstar, my friend. Big time, Bobby. What happened, Bobby? Where have you been, man? Where did you disappear to? No, I've been hanging around, you know. I started watching Star Trek. Oh, wow. Valuable investment of your time. I'm through with season one. Here you go. It's a really sad show, isn't it? Yeah.

37:32It's like Gilmore Girls. Little Gilmore Girls. Every episode is a tearjerker. Laura Ingalls. That's right. It gets me every time. It's good. What, are you working and selling radio or anything like that? Or what are you doing now? No, I'm actually doing a couple things. Selling drugs. Professional guitar hero. Actually, a narcotics distributor. Wow, that's my state. If anybody's looking for a... It's a good deal. I sell over state lines. That's convenient. Yeah, that's the best way to do it. That's good ways. I think you told me once you were in computers type stuff now. Yeah, well, now I'm doing smart home installations. What is it? It's like everything from home theater stuff to like automated, you know, house stuff. You can run basically everything from like your iPod. It's pretty cool. They're going to yell at me for getting all super nerdy right now, but are you using Linux? Oh, boy. Shut up. Do you use Cisco Systems? Greetings. What's your MPEG on that? Spam me up. Philistines. All of you. Just a bunch of them. Bobby, just be honest. You're part of the geek squad. You drive a blue car with yellow light ring, all right? It's cool, bro. That's good.

38:54Smart home. That's the wave of the future right there. So I think you got yourself a career. That's awesome. Colonel's was great, man. He was a really cool kid. We love Bobby. We miss him. I miss you guys. And he's a good writer, too. Bobby will still send lines every once in a while through the Google message. The Google Messenger. Wow. And we'll Google it up. It's a very nice one. Thank you. You face it. How about Danny? Intern Danny. I don't even remember this guy. He's my prodigy. Oh, he's great. I don't even remember him. He's great. Ashley called him her prodigy for no reason. The prodigy? Not prodigy? Yeah. No, prodigy, meaning he was, you know, brilliant kid. And it was her kid. Wow. So, you know, he was doing mathematics at four months old. That's pretty great. Shut up. I guess she knew. Wow. How you doing there, Danny? I'm doing well, man. Good to see all you guys. He's little man Tate. Yeah, that's right. Child prodigy. I raised this kid in this business. He's older than you. He owes everything to me. Do you owe everything to Ashley? He's never met her before. She definitely was my...

40:10Protégé, mentor. Thank you. Your mentor, yeah. Yeah, she did teach me a lot here in radio, and I appreciate that. Yeah, that's right. Thank you. That's good. Where the coffee maker is. Yep. What are you doing? How to sweat. What are you doing? Whatever. What are you doing now? I actually work at a small startup radio. It's mom and pop station right down the hall. Extra Sports 1360. Oh, look at this guy. And I sell narcotics. Bobby and I on the weekends have a side job. I'm a mule. I'm like Maria. What are you doing over there? I produced the afternoon drive show. It's called The Drive with Josh Rosenberg, Mike Costa, and Jeff Dotson. I know those guys. Hey, Mike Costa. I mean, they all use their full names in the title of the show. Really? It's a 20-minute intro. So the show's over by the time they finish. Okay, good. We get it. We know who you are. Great. What's been your favorite part of working over there so far? Is there anything that stands out? Working with sports, we definitely get a lot of chances to meet.

41:14Charger players and Padre players. Why are you wearing a Dodgers hat? Legitimate question. Dare this guy walk in here. Oh, it's really cool meeting Padres. I happen to be a huge Dodger fan. I don't know if you guys remember that. Yeah, I do remember. We happen to be playing right now. It's awesome when you're able to buy championships. I'd love to be able to do that. That's actually Rob that just gave us the go-ahead with that. His team was okay with that. There it is. Hey, I'm just sitting here with the flu not bothering anybody. I'll kick your ass. You want a lemon? Danny was great, man. Danny was a hard worker, and I think Danny really got it. And for that reason, he didn't last long. Did Danny come in on the P1 Apprentice? Yeah. He was in the, I believe, second Apprentice, and he finished in the same spot that Rob did. Third. Yeah. Top three, actually. Top three. Absolutely. And Danny, you know, you have to finish third in the Apprentice to get a job.

42:14Rob and Danny. Bottom of the top three. It's something. Absolutely. Well, congratulations, Danny. It sounds like you're doing really well. Yeah, you guys are doing pretty well, too. I like it. It's good. Thanks, man. Really worked hard. Well done. Well, that is one blast from the past. Are we ready for another? Yeah. Why? Well, I don't know. They've been on vacation for a long time, and I want to know why, because I have no idea. Why? Well, let's just bring them in right now. See if they are. Oh, no. No. Absolutely. No part of this, Shawna. I have nothing to do with this. Come on. Yeah. Hey, Tyrone. Hey, what's going on, man? Tortilla. That's my homeboy, Tortilla. Hey, what's up, Tyrone? Not too much, man. We're from different neighborhoods, but we really get along. Brothers from another mother. I'm an African-American guy. And I'm a Mexican. Wow. I smoke a lot of weed. Well, anyway, man. I buy from Bobby Kernel.

43:30That's very... It gives good deals. Oh, well, good. I should look into that. Probably shouldn't talk about that on the air. Well, the thing is, man, we had to take a break from the radio for a while. How come? Why? Why did they do that? Program director Shauna told us to. What does she know? Apparently Don Imus. Good point. Apparently she knows him because she said, yeah, hey, uh... Stop that. Yeah, can you... We should know her place. Wait a second. Everybody calm down. This is what I do. Hey, Shauna, don't forget the Mexican voice was Eddie. Hey, wait, no. Hey, Mikey. What do you mean? I'm pulling the curtain back. Hey, why don't we, let's do some radio, man. Okay.

44:49We'll take some calls or something. Ask people questions. Yeah, man. Let's ask people some questions. You've been boring. Well, let's guess. Who's been boring? You. I didn't say anything. Shut up. There's no reason for that. Don't attack hers. What are you talking about over there? Let's take some phone calls, man. Yeah, he's right. That's right. Get out of your dialing wand. Blender, let's do it. Blender, let's do it. Tyrone. Blender, let's do it. All right. You just pick him up here. You want to go through that way or you want to... How many times, dummy? Here we go. Mikey Show. Hey, this is T1 Earthside. I just wanted to say how good it is to hear Tyrone Tortilla. Oh, well, you know, I was thinking the same thing. It's good to hear me and Tortilla. What's up, sexy? What you doing? Oh, wonder. You're an idiot. You leave them on the phone line. I was moving on. Well, all she said was her name. Move on. You may be the stupidest person I've ever met. You're punchy right now, so I don't think you mean that. And I know Boston Rob. That is acknowledge. Touche. I'm trying to sit here with the flu. Mikey Show. I just wanted to say that it's so great. Yeah, whatever, man. You've been boring. Hey. You've been boring. All right. I know I can hang up on that one then.

46:13Mikey Show. Hey, what's up with Tyrone and Tortilla? Yeah, what's up with us? Yeah! Hey, Tyrone. Yeah, Tortilla. I don't even remember Intern Danny. Intern Danny, man, he was great. He's the guy that used to come in here with a Dodger cap and be talking about, what's up, my name's Intern Danny, and I'm such a fun guy. I love the Dodgers and everything that is in San Diego. Wow. But he works in San Diego radio. Yeah, man, I don't get it either, Tortilla. That guy's got... Yeah. Hey, Tortilla. Hey, what's up, Tyrone? What's up, Tortilla? What's up? Hey, let's get some more phone calls. Okay. All right. I love talking to people. Hey. Hello? I'm so high. Hey, Penguin. Hey, Penguin. Oh, I miss you guys so much. I want to kiss you on the mouth. Easy, man. This is what I do. Easy, man. This is what I do, Tyrone.

47:19I don't remember you being like Howard Stern. I used to be a lot worse. I would read lines from Sean. That's right, man. They were horrible. Yeah, they were despicable. Can we get some Johnsonville brats up in here? What are we going to do with them? Hey! This is what I do. I don't recall. Hey, who's on the phone? Still? Blunder, you're the worst. Hey, Penguin, you got a question or anything? I just miss you guys. I want to know if you're back for good. Can we get some Johnsonville brats up in here? You got the munchies. Answer a question?

48:18Well, yeah, as soon as Shauna says it's all right, yeah, we're back with it. You know what I mean? We're just going to take the hit for doing it this time. We'll have to talk to her then because this has to stay. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for the call. I wrote just say A-O. Okay. It's the only other black guy we know. All right. I got your back like a car seat. Something about a hump cat. Mikey show. See you on Earth's eyes again. I got disconnected. No, Blunder hung up on you. I did. Oh, I see. I just wanted to say, I've been listening to the show since 2004, and it was Tyrone and Tortilla who first got me hooked. It's good to hear you guys back again. I appreciate that so much. Hooked on meth? What? What do you mean? This is what I do. Oh, man. You're shocking. Hey, thanks for calling, man.

49:21Stay on the show. All right. Let's take off. I'm tired. You're tired? Thank you for calling, sir. That was a woman. It's really good being on the show again and talking and everything, and maybe we'll make an appearance another time. I doubt it. That would be cool. Me too. You've been for it. Oh, look at that. Oh, my God. Excellent. Well done. That was special. I'm making my palms sweat. That was great. That was awesome. It's what he does. It's what he does. Definitely. You can have fun with it. What's next? What are we doing next? Let's hit it up. How about Sean? He's going to need a seat there. Oh, I like it. What's going on? He's going to need a seat. What is he doing? I'm already a huge fan. Oh, I know what this is. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Let's do this. Let's do this. Here we are. Wait, no, that's not it. Well, it's like MS and then one word, so I'm not 100% sure this is the right open. It's the one, two, three, four, fifth one down. Okay, then I've got it. No, it's what he does. He's doing like he's doing a hand drum. Chill town!

50:50Let's do this. It's all about Chill Town, baby. We're back. Chill Town is back. Chill Town is what people shout to support Sean when he does. Yeah, they do. He dominates at this. Who can Sean beat now? That is. This is the 80s name that tune, right? That is. He's never lost. He's never lost. He never loses. In the history of songs. He's a champion. If you want to support Sean, just say Chill Town. No, don't. If you want to support me, just shut up. And, yeah, we're going to play a little Who Can Sean Beat Now? Chill Town! Come on, Chill Town! And he gets excited, and it's hard. I can't blame you, really. This is fun, see? Blowing me kisses and everything already. But we get a listener on the line, bring him up there, and we play a little snippet of an 80s tune. You're the best, Sean! Don't do that. Because Sean is the self-prepared. I'm your number one.

51:53Sean is the self-professed... You're impregnable, Double. Your style is impetuous. Eat your children. That doesn't make any sense. I don't have any. Because I hate them. Sean is a self-professed expert on 80s music trivia. I am not a self-professed expert. He says, I'm the best. Suck it, everyone else. Everybody else is terrible. Yeah, all he ever does is brag about how great he is at that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time. You're not a real fan of 80s music if you don't know it like he does. He's flawless. It just makes me nervous, and then I can't concentrate. We're giving away a prize, and that was, what was it there, Zeth, that we're giving away here? It was boo ball tickets? No, $100 gift certificate to Leo Hamill Fine Jewelers. Oh, my. This is quite the win here. Let's bring up P1 Scooby. Oh, Scooby. Bring him up. Hello. What's going on? What's going on? You ready to play a little Who Can Sean beat now? Uh, yes. All right. Keep it chilled. Keep it chilled. You guys ready? Keep it chilled. And here we go. Say their name. Okay, yeah. Say your name to ring in. You got to say your name to ring in. Yes. All right. As soon as you recognize it, say your name. Okay, here we go. The first one.

53:25Are they pressed in so they can hear them too, right? Oh, no, that probably... Well, wait a second. Wait a second. How often... Hang on a second. How often did you yell at me for not having the board set up right? I don't know what more I can do, Eddie. It's the whole point of the game. One more time. This is exhausting. Try a different song, then? Yeah, I know. It's a different song, then. All right. Better be different. One more. One more time from the top. Here we go. One of the songs. Both of those songs are from the movies. The movies. I'm sorry. I have you in the wrong section. Sorry. That's my bad. I like this game better. I'm sorry, Fish. They're in green on the far right. I'm sorry. Keep playing that Karate Kid song. One professional radio show in the history of radio. All right. All right. This is a major radio market. In green. No. It can't be. Okay. They both. Who can Sean beat now? Mari Payton's going to do a story later today about the meltdown of a radio show. Self-destruction of a radio show. It's a buckle. Come on. Focus, guys. You can do this. You can do this. Come on. Who can Sean beat now for real this time?

54:54Third time's a charm. John. Yeah. And it was? Was it David Bowie? It was, absolutely. Was it China Girl? Yeah, it is exactly right. Was it, was it, was it, was it? Oh, no. Was it, I don't know. Please. Was it a chill town? You're so total chill town. Play the full song. And then you play the song. I can't. And you go, yes, it was. It was. Sorry, person on the phone, you lose. John is the greatest of all time. Sean is the greatest of all time, as you've clearly found out now. Yeah, he's never lost. Wild Fish, you are killing it right now. I'm trying. He's undefeated, and he represents Chill Town. Chill Town. Chill Town. He's so chill town, you don't even know it. Box, box, box, box, box. I can't do it. Oh, no. Come back, Mike. We still need you. P1 UPS. What's going on, guys? How you doing? Who's this? P1 UPS. All right on. P1 UPS. You ready? All right. All right. Here we go. Sean. Oh, that was kind of close. Awesome. I'll give it to Sean. UPS, UPS. No, hey, no, hey. Was it Tears for Fears? Yes, it was. Everybody wants to rule the word. And again, yes, P1 UPS. No good. Close, but no cigar.

56:25You're the best in the world, Sean. Seriously, knock it off. Chill town. You can't be me. Yeah. All right. Chill town. P1 April. That's just making me nervous. Morning, Mikey Joe. Hi. Hi. How you doing? Ready to do this? Chill town. Take it on Sean. And who can Sean beat now? Name it and shout out your name here if you know the tune. Sean. Oh. Oh. Yeah, it was Sean. One more time. Yeah, was it Depeche Mode? Yes, it was. Congratulations. Was it boys wonder? Was it? Yes. You know what it was. All right. Because you know everything. Chill town. Do the chill town. Chill town. All right. Chill. Chill. P1 Ron, Mexico. Hey, Mikey. How you doing? I'm doing good. You're going to go down like Kimbo. Wow. Threatening early. You guys ready? Here we go. He got it. He did. He did. I heard it. Yes, he said it. He said it. He said Ron. What is it? What is it? Ron. Oh, he got it. There it is. There it is. Sean didn't participate. We have a winner. Sean didn't participate. That's not true. Sean. Sean, what happened? Why would you throw one? Sean, what happened?

57:47Are you mad at us? Is that why you're throwing the game? You're kidding, right? Is it something we did? We're chill town and we like you. Yeah, we're just trying to support you. Why would you do that, Sean? I didn't do it on purpose. You guys are making me really nervous. Why are we making you nervous? I'm doing all this chill town crap. I don't like it. It makes me really nervous. Eddie's standing right behind me. He's probably doing stuff behind my back. Sean, don't punk us like that. That's not funny. All right. Well, hang on the line. You got yourself a winner. Come on, Sean. Chill town has your back. I'm Jean-Luc Picard. This is my wife, Nancy. That is a great episode, by the way. I'm sad I missed that earlier today. You should be. It was really awesome. I know. This is my son, Pinocchio. This is my wife, Ken. This is my toilet, Kenan. It wasn't a toilet cannon. It was a telescope, but he made it himself. Can I offer you some horn soup? P1 Ender. Ken, would you get a haircut? And now some musical stylings from my flute. Tears for fears on my flute. P1 Ender, bring it back for us. That flute sold for $40,000. It did. How do you know that?

59:0355. What do you mean, how did he know this? He bit 35. That's as high as he could go. That's not true. It's as high as he could go. That's not true. I'm going to go a cent higher. It started off at 1,500 and it got bit up. I'm crazy. We can focus. Come on, guys. We're focusing. 35.5. That's all. That's as far as all goes. Another group. I want that flute. I want that flute. I want that flute so bad. I want that bone crock bot too. If anyone's selling it. It was a serving vessel.