The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 26
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The show opened with a lively rap/shoutout from a guest celebrating Kung Fu and the P1 community, followed by Danny’s unveiling of the addictive Bubble Spinner arcade game on P1Site.com. Later, the team staged an intervention for Danny’s Bubble Spinner habit, while an Easter egg hunt awarded a $500 egg stuffed with ham, and a Mikey Show IQ test revealed Sky as the smartest participant. The hosts also debated PMS, discussed whether it’s used as an excuse, and wrapped up with a humorous call‑in from a listener pretending to be P1 Scooby from a sleeping bag.
What happened, in order
Podcast Rap Shoutout
A guest delivers an energetic rap/shoutout to Kung Fu, friends, and Danny, celebrating the P1 Podcast and its community.
Bubble Spinner Arcade Launch
Danny reveals the new Bubble Spinner game on P1Site.com, joking that it's as addictive as heroin.
Bubble Spinner Gameplay Description
Danny explains how Bubble Spinner works—matching colored balls on a spinning hexagon—and warns it's hard to stop playing.
Intervention Letter for Danny
P1 Diet Cokehead reads an intervention letter urging Danny to seek treatment for his Bubble Spinner addiction, even offering a ticket to a video‑game rehab clinic.
Easter Egg $500 Ham Surprise
During an Easter egg hunt a participant finds a $500 egg filled with ham, prompting laughter and disgust over the hidden meat prize.
Mikey Show IQ Test Results
A clip plays showing Sky scoring the highest IQ (123) while Eddie and Ashley tie for the lowest, sparking jokes about ham as brain food.
PMS Debate and Advice
The hosts debate whether women use PMS as an excuse, with Eddie claiming they do, and others advising not to tell them to calm down but to offer hugs instead.
P1 Scooby Sleeping‑Bag Call‑In
A caller imitates P1 Scooby, describing calling in from a sleeping bag and joking about ruining the show, highlighting the community’s inside jokes.
People mentioned
QuimbyDannySpace BoyP1 Iron ManP1 Diet CokeheadP1 DonnyMiss P1 Kung FuP1 ClevelandSkyEddieAshleyP1 ScoobyP1 CarlitaP1 Corman
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This is the P1 Podcast for May 9th, 2009. Good afternoon, my baby. Gentlemen, come to the P1 Podcast. I just want to say that I don't get this woman singing right now. All I want her to do is to wear some pants. That's it. Some pants. Back to which ass. You didn't like her in her white underwear? Hell no, I didn't like her in her white underwear. I like her hair bow. So anyways, welcome to the P1 Podcast, ladies and gents. We are so happy to be here with you today. I'm so glad you joined us. We're going to have a lot of fun. We've got a lot of catching up to do. A lot of catching up to do. A lot. A lot. For those of you who don't know the P1 Podcast, it is a group of present and future Hall of Fame P1s.
We wrap up the P1 site for you. We talk about the Mikey show. And we just try to ham as much fun as humanly possible. Isn't that right, Danny? Yep. Yeah. And this, well, it's been a while. So hi, everybody. Hey. It's probably been about a month since we've recorded one of these. I think longer. Five weeks. Five weeks. Wow. Sorry. We all have lives. Especially Danny has a major life. Yes. Without a calendar. So we'll work on that soon. Anyways, today we also have a couple of guests in the studio. First, we have P1 Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. He's right over there. Hi. He doesn't talk. He's here on us. He's a mute. So it's okay. He's decoration. And our other guest, she is, wow, everything a mute. Is not. I'll tell you that right now. Some of you may know her as P1 Diet Cokehead. Hello. Hello, everybody. Hi. That was pretty brutal. That was pretty brutal. Oh, yeah. That was. Yeah. And so we thank you for joining us today. You know, feel free to.
Add to whatever you feel like adding. Thank you very much for inviting me. I appreciate it. It's an honor and a privilege to be sitting with you lovely people. Now all you have to do is get in there live with the Mikey show. I know. Well, I do have complicated shoes and a car that won't start. Well, that's okay. That'll get you like four hours on the air. Awesome. And the Mikey after show. Yes. Holla. Holla. All right. Well, let's see. This is episode 26. Danny, can we be president yet? 27. Because in the thread that you posted on ponesite.com says podcast number 26 notes. Well, there's a little confusion because Danny has it posted three different ways on the P1 site and there are three different numbers. It's okay. Danny, can we be president yet? No. Are we old enough? No. No one gets that joke probably listening. Ah, shoot. I want to be president. Do you? What is the explanation? Because when we turned 21, I thought we could become president. No. I'm an idiot. Because Quimby thinks you can be president when you're two. Yes. Yeah. I have a duty. That's right. In my pants, actually. And just to let you guys know, I'm going to be working on a little something. I'm not going to make any promises.
But I am going to be working on a surprise. A surprise, yeah. Surprise. I like that. I'm working on a surprise. It's going to be a lot of hard work, but I think it's going to pay off in the end, and we'll see what happens. I guess I can't give away anything else. So for those of you who don't know, my name is Quimby. I am your host, and I love you. I'm so glad you're in our chat room. Hopefully you're chatting it up. You're listening to us live. Queenby. Yeah, that's right. And I'm also joined by my fantastic group of co-hosts. We got P1 Donny. Hi. He is the creator of P1Site.com. We got Spaceboy, our fantastic producer, sound effects man, and our own resident Sky. As a matter of fact, I'll be giving away $100 of Spaceboy's money later today. Just a cute call. Caller 15, with the right word, gets $100 of Spaceboy's money. Yeah. We also have Miss P1 Kung Fu. Hi-ya. Toucan Sam. Toucan Sam. Yeah, her nickname is Toucan Sam. For those of you who don't know, so next time you see her, make sure you let her know that you love her name, Toucan Sam. So let's catch up with everybody. What do you say? Yeah. Let's talk, okay? All right. First of all, Danny. Danny, I have a question for you. Uh-huh. Do you have a calendar yet? No.
Where the heck have you been? You've been MIA from P1 Events and stuff like that. Where are you, man? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Around. Around? Doing stuff and things? What? Oh, my gosh. Moving right along. Welcome to the podcast. P1 Kung Fu recently did a walk for the... Oh, yes. Yeah. How was that? It was awesome. I... Raised $450 for the San Diego Humane Society. Woo! Good job. Got tons and tons and tons of free samples and fun stuff and a tote and a water bottle. Very nice. Where was the walk at? Mission Bay. Very nice. First time there. It was really cool. Yep. Never been there. Excuse me? I like North County. What can I say? Okay. Hey, well, welcome to San Diego. I welcome you. And you're going to be going to Canada soon, is this correct, eh? I'm leaving on Monday, eh? Yes. Don't you know? Oh. And I'm working on my accent. Doing good. Very nice. I'll be in Montreal for five days. Wow. Well, just be careful because I heard in Canada, if you say, I don't know.
you get slime. Yes, I've heard that. Oh, yes. And if you want to drink water, it pours on you out of the sky. So just be careful with that, okay? I will. And I'll be having french fries and gravy. Oh, poutine. Poutine is so good. If you don't know what poutine is, I feel very sorry for you. Delicious, delicious treat from our northern neighbors in Canada. Try it sometime. Google it. Poutine. Delish. Sounds good. Poutine. Space boy. Yes. Talk to me. I hear you took another trip to New Orleans. I did. I got back last night pretty late. Did you see your little friend that you made last time you were in New Orleans? Well, what do you mean by see? Did you get a paid dinner and get your Diet Coke spikes? Well, because the lights were off, so I didn't actually see him. Oh. I felt my way around, but I didn't actually see him. Is your wife aware of this? Of course. Sweet. Who do you think ran the camera? That's right. Night vision going. It's like Paris Hilton. This kid's a star right here. That might be TMI. But in all seriousness, I did visit the French Quarter. I was only there for five days. I was in the French Quarter three days. Wow. I kept going back there. It's an awesome place.
And if you're on Space Boys Facebook, you can see some pictures. Yeah, I've got some great pictures. You've got some graveyard pictures. You're creepy. I still love you. What? Also, in case you didn't know, P1 Space Boy is a jinx. He's the reason the Padres lost last Saturday night. And please don't ever go to another baseball game as long as you live. Thank you. Are you kidding me? Do you want me to pull the audio of you promising a victory? San Diego. Well, you showed up and he jinxed the team. Wow. That sucks. And I hate you. And so does the whole town of San Diego. So just stop it, okay? Yeah, he's struggling. He's trying to find some audio, and it's just not happening. I don't have it. It's too bad. I'll have it for next time. Oh, darn. Just to remind everybody, Quimby guaranteed a Padre victory. When? A few podcasts ago. Yeah, they won, like, their first 10 games. You guaranteed a, what do you call it, a World Series championship. No, I did not. Yes, you did.
Danny, did she not? I dispute that fact. I would never say anything that idiotic. And ever since then, I started going downhill. He jinxed the team. That's all I'm going to talk about. And, yeah, you want to know what's going on in my world? A bunch of people that I love dearly got laid off at Clear Channel. And I've been working a lot. I am paying those dues. You're fired. Yeah. I get to work with BC. And I will be up at Clear Channel the whole time the Mikey Show is on vacation giving away Sky's money. And it's a lot of fun. I love it. I love it. And I love to give it to you. Also, when I'm there, P1 Cleveland likes to call in and just talk to me in the Cleveland voice. It is the highlight of my day. Because I answer the phones while I'm there because people freak out. They're like, what? They took a vacation? Excuse me? It was all the rage on Twitter. It's like take a chill pill. I'm sorry. Everybody gets two weeks paid vacation. P1 Manny was having serious issues with it. Calm down. Yeah. They're giving away $100 every day they're gone. Cut the cord. It should like balance out. Oh, yeah. But I live at Clear Channel right now. It's a lot of work, but I love it. And I'll be working on some stuff there to producing stuff.
to bring to space boy to say hey look at me i could do stuff too yes we can actually play one of them right now oh yes yes ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen one night very bored up at work not that's so much bored put together a little something for the p1 podcast and uh it goes a little something like this yo what's up p1 podcast how you doing yeah it's your girl I just want to give shouts out to my girl Kung Fu, my boy's face for it. Happy birthday. This one comes straight from my heart, you know? I love the P1 Podcast. This is true. What would I do without my crew of peeps that like to have fun? Except for one, his name is P1 Danny. Yo, what's up? I'm your hostess with the mostest. And you can't...
deny what we got. It's a good thing here. Hey, crack a beer. I smell like patchouli oil and I have an oven. What do you want? I make these stupid jokes all the time where no one laughs. The space boy happens to be obsessed with my yuck, yuck, yuck. I have the weirdest laugh in the world. Yo, Danny. Hey, how about you and me? We meet up. We go see some Cloverfield. What's up? I love it when you call me Big Quimby and throw your hands in the air if you're a true player. I love it when you go on P1 site. Just type it on in if you're a true listener. I love it when I listen to the Mikey Show. I like ham jokes and sunburn story. We be thugging. Yeah. P1 Podcast. I love you all my homies. We in the house. And you know this. That was freaking awesome. That was amazing. You were channeling Tupac. Your name now is Q-Pac. I love it. Just call her Q-Pac West Side. I recorded it at like three. I made that up like off the top of my head and I forgot what I had said. You did a good job.
Oh, my gosh. Okay. Place I truly love and that I just rapped about. It's a little place called P1Site.com. The sprinkler going in. White people dancing is so much fun. The shopping cart. The shopping cart. Take it off the shelf. Take it off the shelf. Throw it in the basket. Put it in. That's the story. This is how it goes. Oh, P1Site.com. What a beautiful website that Danny has made for all of us. Kick it. Hang out. Be homies. You know what I'm talking about? P1 site is a site for P1s by P1s. We'll get to that in a second. It's a place for you to talk to other fellow P1s, discuss things. We throw events like bowling, perhaps. You like bowling or maybe you like to get together and go to a Padres game and jinx the team. No. Maybe you like to...
Go to the movies sometimes. But there's many events for you. If you'd like to meet other P1s, talk about the show. And there's something new on P1Site.com. Danny added the equivalent of heroin to P1 Sites. Let me just break it down for you. Long ago, P1 Corman, who, where did that guy go, by the way? Former P1 Site team contributor. He had the grand suggestion that Danny add like a little arcade to P1Site. And he did, which if you go to P1Site.com, go to the arcade thread. My life is officially ruined. There is a game on there called Bubble Spinner, which Danny is playing right now as we speak. Danny, loser. Lay down the crack pipe, dude. This game is ridiculous.
I was up, I was so tired last night, still up till 1.30 in the morning playing Bubble Spinner. And as you see, Danny's checked out again, thanks to heroin. Now, Bubble Spinner is this really cool game. You get a spinning hexagon of balls. That's what she said. Spinning balls. I'm all about some spinning balls. Anyways, and what you do is you receive, you know, one color ball. Would that be the colored ball of your choice? No. It gives you random colors and you have to match them up. Three or more and you knock out the balls. You're a ball buster, if you will. Yes. Yes. And so the thing continuously spins and you can't touch the outside border. It is an awesome game. If you haven't checked it out, I would like to tell you to proceed with caution because you will not be able to stop playing this game.
Oh, I stopped. Like Danny, who doesn't give a crap about the podcast this week and apparently likes to play bubble spitter. He's busting balls like a champ. I can see his screen from here. Danny likes to play with balls. Danny loves balls. He likes the pink balls. He likes the blue ones the best. He likes to move them around. He says nothing. So, you know, you're not going to defend yourself. Silence is golden. His silence confirms everything. So, events. Our last event was P.O. Bowling, which was a lot of fun. Wouldn't you say so, Space Boy? Yeah, it was great. It was awesome. Except for the fact that the bowling alley happened to be closing early that night. Yes. He was making some adjustments there at the bowling alley. Yeah, brutal. But it was still fun. I must say, we got... Carla, wonderful P1 Carla, brought a cake for Space Boy. We got to have a little P1 fellowship, if you will. Space Boy and Kung Fu. Wasn't it Kung Fu's birthday, too? It was both of us, yes. Who? Oh, what? But you guys were at the Mikey show that day, and Mike said it was Space Boy's birthday. Yeah. But it was actually Kung Fu's birthday. Oh, what? What are you even talking about? I don't know.
I thought PE1 Kung Fu didn't have birthdays. I was calling to say happy birthday to PE1. PE1 Kung Fu. Oh, Danny. Danny ditched us that night, but that's okay because we still had a good time without you. He's ditched all his old friends. He's got new friends now. This is really an intervention to get Danny off of Bubble Spinner. Yeah. I wish I had the intervention music. I'm not really P1 Diet Cokehead. I'm your interventionist. Danny, I've written you a letter here, and I'd like to read it to you. Please, Quimby. Dear Danny. Danny. We're doing this because we care, Dan. Dear Danny. So much fun together and enjoy lots of movies and funny audio, and now, Danny, well, ever since Bubble Spinner has come into your life, you don't talk to me anymore when I'm read. Danny, I really need you to put it down. Danny, I care about you and I care about our friendship, but I cannot let you continue to play bubble song. Danny, these words are coming from her heart. Danny, we have a ticket for you right now to the video game rehab clinic in Orlando, Florida. And if you just get on this plane today and go to treatment, I think we're going to be helping you, Danny.
Danny, there's no shame in admitting you have a problem. Danny, will you go into treatment? Danny, please? He can't even look away from his bubble spinner. This is beyond you guys. Danny, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. We need Dr. Drew. We need Dr. Phil. No, you know what we need? Well, you guys, I tried. I'm sorry. Tough love with Eddie. Sucks ass. Okay, well, so there is an arcade and there's the equivalent of heroin for you on P1Site. Please check it out and enjoy it today. Now we're going to run around a bunch of rooms in and out of the room as suddenly a nurse is going to pop out and then a donkey is going to come out of the other room. It's going to be a fantastic show. So, also, other notable notables on P1Site.com. We had a bunch of podcast team members up in the studio there a while back. How was that?
Awesome. It's good. I want to talk to you about that, Spaceway. I think we can just move this right along. I want to talk to you about your experiences. Thought this is all behind us. Talk to you about that. Well, what happened was I decided to go and lie. How did I lie? Because it wasn't your birthday. I didn't say anything. That would be lying by omission. I keep out of, you know, unlike people here who can. talk while we're on the air. We are not allowed to talk whenever they're doing their thing. Is Scooby here? Somebody I heard was like taking pictures while they were on the air and like throwing people off. Flash going off like in the middle of like talking about stuff and things. Can you elaborate on that? I thought I saw paparazzi outside. I'm pretty sure he was. So we can move this right along. And then I heard that
Somebody's wife won $500. Shenanigans. And they wouldn't even buy a lunch for the people. Let's just say that it's good to know people. Cheapskate. Whatever. What are you going to do with your $500, Spaceboy? Not to be using a cliche, but we're going to Disneyland. Lunch for the podcast team. Because of all those times that Kung Fu brought us lunch, now Spaceboy is going to bring us some lunch. You're cool. Oh, wait, you mean that one time when she was supposed to bring lunch and I even gave her my order and she came up here empty-handed? That's because Danny ordered pizza. Just answer yes or no. No. Yes. Oh, and then you cried because you couldn't have what you want, but I wanted my way, Danny. No, Spaceway didn't cry. No. I came back for that one. It's not valid. It never happened. Now I'm checking out. No. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Spaceway checked out. Well.
I hope you guys had a good time. Did you have a good time? I had an awesome time. It was a pretty funny show. There were a lot of people eating crap during that Easter egg hunt. Did you hear Mike the whole time going, we're all adults here. We're all adults here. Act like adults, people. Come on. Bring it together. P1 history teacher had to go to job fair after the class or after the studio. I don't know. I'm a mess right now. Job fair. Okay. Job fair. And he was out there looking for eggs, and he got mud all over his suit. All over. Was it full contact Easter egg hunting or something? People were, like, pushing each other. And it was kind of wet out back where they had the Easter egg hunt because the sprinklers go off there every morning. So it was muddy. Like, P1 Cherie, bless her little heart, got her whole leg covered in mud. And then P1 Sanjaya dressed up like a bunny. Yeah, if you want to see the pictures, we can do that soon. I have audio. You have audio? Oh, well, let's play it. Go right ahead, sir. I want you to make noise so that we can talk to the person that has the $500 egg, okay? All right. We got it? We got it? Come over here. Who has it? Come over here. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's hysterical. Oh, my gosh. Yes. You've got the $500.
Where did you find, do you even know where you found the eggs? No, I don't. She has about four, five, six, seven eggs in there. What was your strategy here this morning in your Easter egg hunting? Well, you know what, I figured everybody was going to run straight to the back, so I kind of bent down and grabbed a couple in the front and then went to the back and went left. That's awesome. That's awesome. So you just won $500. Wow. That is so awesome. Wow. And do you have any plans for the $500? Much for the podcast. That's what she said. Oh, Kelly, you're so awesome. That's awesome. I love you. Well, congratulations to you. Congratulations. You just won $500. Yeah, and we do have a chat room for our podcast. I want to say it's pew and bocce, but it looks like booze. Booze! He said that Skye was so jealous of your wife. Yes. She wanted the money, but wanted all the hidden ham even more. Yes! The promotions team, who are geniuses, put actual bits of ham in the Easter eggs. Yeah, gross. It was pretty funny. It was pretty funny. Not when you were the one that got the ham and the egg. Danny got ham and his egg. He was pretty stoked.
It was cute. Let's see. So we went over that. We went over that. Oh, so topics on P1's site that are kind of popular. Hot topics. Hot. So there's a place to complain on P1's site. And it's just a place for you to, like, let it all out. Just let vent, you know? vent a little bit. Like we got a thread started by P1 Kung Fu called What's Irritating You? I'm just going to jump into that thread right now. When people say no worries. Let's read one of Danny's complaints. Out of state drivers! If your complaints say anything other than California on them, get off my roads and out of my way. Go back to your crappy state. You drive 45 miles per hour. We're getting on the freeway. You suck at life. I hope you get swine flu. Wow, Danny, those are strong words. And then P1 Cali Corps came in there and says to Danny, you know down here that you have like 85% chance that's a military person who actually lives around here? How do you feel about that, Danny? I would like to know. Girl trip. Not really. So even if they're military, you say, get the hell out of California. We hate you. Stay on base. Yeah. It's not military people that drive like crap, though. It's freaking old people.
It's people from Arizona. No, I've been seeing a lot of Nevada plates lately. What? Sucking to stay there. There's also another thread within a place to complain called invisible mode does not work. And I don't know what that's all about. Does invisible mode work, Danny? No. What? You can no longer be anonymous. Hence the invisible. The mode itself is invisible. Yeah. I think if you're invisible on P1's site, there's something wrong with you. Why are you invisible? I said it. Who are you trying to hide from? P1 Praetorian's gone, so I mean, there ain't much to worry about. Rough. Danny's looking at me so disprovingly. I'm going to be in trouble. Danny has a piece of paper right now. It says 319. Talk to Quimby about calling out perverts on P1. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no. So if you want to complain, please come to P1's site. There's a place for you. There's also a thread called P1 Movie Club. Is this dead or what? What's up with the P1 Movie Club? What happened? Somebody tell me. Nobody did anything about it. Danny was going to have everybody over to his house to watch movies. What happened, Danny? It just never worked out. Yeah. which means I don't want you people in my house. Get out of my home. I hate you. I hate your face. I don't think it was really said that Danny was going to have people over here. He was like, hey, it would be kind of cool, blah, blah, blah. But nobody ran with it. I can read the thread. That's fine. I can just go right there, and I'll tell you what Danny said. Can you read between the lines on that thread, Q? Well, yeah, Danny sucks at planning. That's what happened, according to P1 Jordan. Called out. Which he just wrote in the chat room. That is your friend, Danny. How do you feel about that? Oh, we're having a talk with him later on. On Monday. Deep burn. So deep. Yeah, that is a pretty deep burn. What does it say? Question for P1 Movie Club goers, posted by P1 Danny.
On March 10th at 7.57 a.m. So this thing kind of died. I was wondering what you guys thought of reviving this thing a little. I had an idea of doing a movie night once a month at my place with the movie we pick. What do you think? And no one responded to that. People just put jackhole ideas for movies that they wanted to. I didn't put a jackhole idea. I didn't do anything. You put Titanic. That's a jackhole idea. I did not. I perfected everything. Well, clearly there was a movie missing from the list. No! I think we all need to view, need it be said, Twilight. Oh, gross. Yeah, that is the worst movie invented. Books are awesome. I highly suggest to all of you in there, you must read Twilight. The whole saga. It's the book equivalent of heroin. No, you don't. Put your hatery down. That movie sucked ass. Eighth graders could have done a better job in their junior high school production. Okay, what do you have to back this up? The acting was so bad. Who's acting? All of them. No. Wrong. Wrong. All of the high school kids were awful. They were god awful. I will say that Kristen Stewart sucked. Sucked. Edward Cullen sucked. See, now it's just going to have to get physical. The skin of the vampires was not right. Jasper, they picked some scrawny little A to play him. Jasper's supposed to be big. I don't even know who you are right now.
read the book, so I know what's up. I read them all. I read them all in two weeks. I read them in seven days. Get a life. I know. I'm sorry, okay? We're all friends. We're all friends. I don't know what we're yelling about! Okay, I just didn't like the acting. I thought that they murdered the story. There's only so much you can do. They murdered it. They murdered it. Quimby. Quimby, you're making me sad in my heart right now. They made me hate Bella. I wanted to punch her in her face. Okay, yeah, given. I just didn't like. Put fangs in her face. She looked very constipated the whole time. And that kid who played the, you know, the wolf boy or whatever. Jacob. Dude, he is ugly. He looks like that boy fell off the ugly tree and got hit by every branch all the way down. It was that 99-cent store weave they put on him. The whole thing, it was a bad. awful, terrible, stupid-ass movie, and I want my hour and a half back. Philly's Finest, The Story, ruined the story. That's awesome. That's awesome. Philly is the best. Philly, you are my friend, so stop it, or I won't be a friend anymore. I'll throw a cheesesteak in your face. You won't get to eat it, because I'll put extra hot whiz all over it.
Burn your face off. And then you're going to cry. It's going to be wit whiz. Hey, you know what P.O. Philly's fight is? The Eagles suck ass. Fight. Fight. Fight. No. I can't say that. Hey, Philly, 76ers can suck it. Okay. Well, I love you, though. I love you. I love you. You can't quit me. I love you. Are you trying to kill me dead? You're busting on my movie. You're busting on the Eagles. Those are my boys. Chargers forever. Woo! Okay. I don't even know you anymore. We've exhausted this little topic. The gloves are coming off, folks. Yeah. It's about time. What else on P1's side? Notable, notable. What could it be? I think. What do you wish was still cool? This is one of my most favorite threads of all time. Dani, what do you wish was still cool? Parachute pants. Really? I'm just putting it out there. I'm just saying, seriously. I wish jelly shoes were so cool. I have jelly shoes. I got one. Recently purchased. You're an adult. Oh, Space Boy's got one. Flannel. Oh, yeah. Flannel's a good one. Flannel. From the 90s? Yeah. Alternative? Go to Seattle with yourself and go pray at Kurt Cobain's grave, okay? Wow. Wow.
Why don't you go kiss Courtney Love on the mouth? No need to bring the dead into it. Okay, Clemmie, since you're such a genius, what do you wish is still cool besides jelly shoes? Friendship bracelets. BFF necklaces. Oh! The heart. B-fry and Est-Ns. But you always had to be B-fry. Nobody wanted to be Est-Ns. Because Est-Ns are just kind of like, whatever. You know what else I wish was still cool? Now, we're totally being girls right now. The Annie Lockett. Yes. Totally. Okay, I have one from high school. Well, this went well. I wish that mall hair was still cool because that's all I know how to do to my hair other than pull it back in, like, fifth grade clips. For those of you who don't know what mall hair is, Google it. Google it. It's awesome. You know what? Or you can go to any mall in the South Jersey area. They still rock the... bon jovi mall hair yes wow banana clips too banana clips a lady at my previous job wears a banana clip wow really you know what i'm wondering oh i'll save this question for a little later on uh danny what do you else do you wish was still cool i know you have quite a few things like ninja turtles there's they are cool power rangers what is this wow
That was an epic fail, Danny. What happened? What was that supposed to be? No clue. Please tell me. No clue. I really want to know. No clue. Piqued my interest. Bubble spinner. You know what? Danny wishes that cutting off the sleeves of your t-shirt was so cool. Oh. I.e., look at the shirt. Muscle shirt. Whatever, dude. It's very 1992. But at least that's not a half shirt. Are you working out later? Are you going to pump some water? Wait, what about the Joey Buttafuoco pants? You want to bust some Buttafuocos? I wish everybody would burn those, actually. And last thing we're going to cover today is I wish I had a job. Oh, you poor thing. You're so sad. I know. Danny, we know you wish you had a lot of things. Give us your list. Uh-huh. And? A G35. And what else? A sea-dew. Sea-dew. Yeah. A kitten. He wishes he was white. A wiener dog. I'm just kidding. Danny rejects Mexican food, so sometimes I wonder about that. You reject Mexican food? His body physically rejects it. Are you allergic? No. Like Ash? He doesn't like avocados. Or anything, really. It sounds gay. Yes.
I'm a man and you're a man. Now where do we go from here? Ham is a very great ingredient. Ham. Fruit loops is not dinner. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. I'll eat your children. What do you wish you had, Kung Fu? You can call me Hillrod. I wish I had a job being a photographer. Oh, very nice. That would be nice. I enjoy that. For rock stars, though, I want to take pictures of rock stars. It sounds gay. It's not Billy Corgan, but real rock stars. Real rock stars, too. Not like powder with cancer. He's a fan.
I will kill you if you edit that. That was awesome. Yes, Dark Helmet, we have started. Iron Man is great at this. I am ready to rumble. Yes, you are. Goodness, I wish that I had a moat and a drawbridge. You like. I think that'd be fun. I'm going to put koi in the boat, and then you can make wishes on there if you wanted. And then I'll have little lily pads. It'll be so pretty. Would you have frogs on your lily pads? Yes. And then I'm going to kiss when it turns into a prince. And then I murder him and wear his skin for a suit. And then the next thing you know, you'll be spreading frog flu all across San Diego. Yes, just like Obama gave Mexican swans. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Thank you, Richard. Can I say what I wish I had other than a job? What do you wish you had? I wish I had enough money to pay off my mom's mortgage so she could retire. Aww. And then I'd buy her house and make her pay rent. That's awesome. No, I wouldn't do that to my mother. Oh, man. That was so brutal. I'm sorry if you want Diet Coke heads, Mom. So is P1 Diet. Call Cat's mom. Well, this wraps up our P1 Sight segment. If you'd like, please join us anytime on P1Sight.com. Dani, again, we thank you for the wonderful home for P1s that you have created and for all the hard work you do. Dani, do you know what, dude? Lies. Thank you. That was like music to my ears.
Well, we have a little change-up going on right now. P.1 Iron Man is our sound effects dude now. Yay! He's awesome as it, too. Aww. So, I guess right now it's time to dive right into the Mikey Show. We haven't gotten together and discussed that in a while. Space Boy, we're going to talk about something right now. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it was finally proven. We found out who the smartest person on the Mikey Show is. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. It was actually, right? Well, actually, I think to everyone's shock and surprise, Sky has the highest IQ. And we have a clip of that right now, don't we, Space Boy? And she handled it so humbly. Oh, yeah. And Eddie took it so well. Oh, yeah. Eddie. The best. Yeah. Yeah. So if somebody will give us the clip that we had for. I'm going to do first place. Here we go. And when I give you first place.
The other two people tied for the dumbest on the Mikey show. No, no. Oh, my God. Who did I tie with? Who did I tie with? In first place, with an IQ of 123, ladies and gentlemen, was Skye. That was no way. You said the test guy. There were a lot of people I'd like to thank. Cal State San Marco. Challenge. Challenge. Challenge. Eddie and Ashley came in last. Oh, wow. Challenge. Challenge. Challenge. Challenge. Oh, yeah. And since Eddie and Ash were in the last place, they had to work. I am the smartest person in the room. This is pretty stinking hilarious, I must say. You got one more? Oh, we got one more. Let's check it out. P1 WordHard is on the line. Hey, Mike, how's it going? What's going on, man? I'm kind of curious to what Eddie thinks, but then I don't really care. My IQ's a lot higher. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's brutal.
In your face. That is so brutal. With a big bucket of stupid. Now, I feel really bad because I was going to bring a bell with me today, but when I left work after working 14 hours, I just forgot. I was so ready to walk right out the door. So, ding! Sky is the smartest person on the Mikey Show. Congratulations. Way to go, girl. It's all that ham you eat. Just keep eating it. Pork is brain food. Yes, it is. It does not cause swine flu. Poke. product yeah you know bacon's like on sale right now it's so exciting yeah and i just read just just a little aside here folks i just read that bacon helps cure a hangover nice yeah yeah apparently uh the sweet luscious ham it like produced chemicals in your body which speed up your metabolism and make you feel better so next time you're out boozing it up space boy make sure you have yourself a Bacon sandwich in the morning. It is the best in your face. Boom. So there have been a lot of new bits on the Mikey show recently, which I love. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. They're geniuses. I wish I had. Okay, first of all, hear me out. Dude, it's maybe one of my most favorite bits of recent. Do any of you guys have any weird hear me outs that you haven't got to call in? I have one. Uh-oh.
I think it should be illegal for men to go around without a shirt on. Like at the beach, at the pool? But what about people like me who have a perfect body? Yeah. It's gross. It's unsanitary. It's disgusting. I don't like to see guys driving around with no shirt on. It's gross. Sweaty, getting it all over their car. It's gross. It's gross. So are you against it at the pool, the swimming pool? I think we should just give them, like... What is wrong with you? Nothing. I just think it's gross. You think men should be in burkas? Is that what you're saying? No. They should be in t-shirts. Like, women have to cover up their tops. Kung fu loves ninjas. It's strange. Dani, I know you have some strange thoughts in your head. Do you have a particular hear me out? Like how germs or something like that? How you think you don't like girls with tattoos?
Are you kidding me? No. Oh, my God. Did you guys bring me here just to ruin my self-esteem? It's bad enough I don't have a job, okay? I know. We're going to break you down just to build you right up. But the tattoo is not permanent. Thank you. I don't have a tram stamp, though. I do. I will say that. Oh, my gosh. That voice. I love it. Let's see. There's also, what are you sick of? How dare you, Philly? That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. So what are you sick of? I'll tell you right now. I am sick and damn tired of Lady Gaga. And I don't get her. And I hate every single second of it. Yeah, I agree. I am also sick of everybody just piling on to this Carrie Prejean chick. Thank you. Who is she? I'm like Miss California. So she said what her beliefs are. Big freaking whoop-de-doo. Perez Hilton needs to kind of.
Bring it down. Bring it down, sister. Bring it down, Perez. Perez Hilton should spit in his own face. I agree. Are you serious? He went way too far with the Miss California thing. She didn't answer the question. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But why did he have to go on air and call her a stupid C-word? Yes, he is. C-word. A C-word, a biznitch. And now it's his personal agenda to ruin her life. by posting like pictures of her when she was like 17. Yeah, I heard about that. Yeah. Did you guys see those pictures? All it was was side boob. Big deal. Yeah, big deal. Big deal. There's no harm in a little side boob. Whoop one out, Dan. I know. I mean, when Danny shows side boob, I'm like in there. You know what I mean? I'm seeing full boob right now with you, so shut up. Oh, no. No, you're not. No, you're not. Because I'm really looking. Oh, my gosh. This just happened. This just happened. Well, I'm speechless now. And I'm going to go cry now and take a Silkwood shower. Can I tell you what I'm sick of? What are you sick of? I'm sick of... Diet Pepsi? No. That's a foreign substance. No, I'm sick of hearing about Michelle Obama's wardrobe on the news. Yes, yes. Who cares? Who?
Who gives a rip? Exactly. Well, Space Boy does, but that's another topic for another day. Because he wears the same stuff? I am sick of Billy Corgan not getting the respect that he so rightfully deserves. Who's Billy Corgan? I heard he is dating Tila Tequila. That is a vicious, vicious lie. It is the truth. So he's going for a shot at herpes with Tila Tequila? Yes. I saw that picture. I forgot to send it to you. But yeah, I heard Corgan, Tila Tequila are hooking up. That's so wrong. That is weird. And Billy Corgan is also going to do the intro music or whatever for the WWE. Sell out. It's ridiculous. Like, see, there's Billy Corgan right there. If you Google powder. That's Billy Corgan right there. It's nice. Let's see. Another great new bit is who buys that? I have a question for all you ladies, okay? Boys, you might want to take off your headphones right now, okay? Who the hell buys OB tampons? Oh, I don't know. Nobody. Who buys that? Hippies. That is.
Is it bad that the commercial theme just went off in my head? O-O-B. Protection by design. That is so dumb. I need a job. Who buys tampons without applicators? You're just trying to show off your vagina. That's not going to help anything. Is that what they are? They're tampons without applicators? That is wrong on so many different levels. Who buys that? I don't know. That's just wrong. There, that's better. Oh, gosh. I don't care. Talk about cars and sports. Yeah. And bodybuilding. Powdered milk. Poor people. I don't have a job. God. Sorry. We're doing everything wrong. Who buys powdered Diet Coke? Okay, I'm going to go now. That's all I can afford, okay? Who buys Pepsi Clear on eBay? Like, why?
I've seen people go crazy for that on email. Oh, I know. There have been people. It's disgusting. Yeah. I have a Twilight voice, by the way. Loves it. Terrible. And let's see. I don't get. That's another great bit. What don't you get, Dani? I don't get it when P1 Quibi talks about periods on the podcast. What a B-I-A-T-C-H. B-I-A-T-C-H. Oh, B-I-A-T-C-H. Yeah. Sound it out. Sound it out. That's why I'm good with numbers, people. Oh, man. So we already went over Easter egg madness. Ashley's mother came in to visit a couple weeks ago. Oh, boy! Yay! Oh, that sounds like fun. It's red! Oh, you're funny. I love her mom. She's so cute now. Why are they making fun of me? Hi, Cheryl. Did you guys enjoy the Ashley dance party with her mother? Yes. It was so cute. It was beautiful. It's not adorable. It was a bonding moment. Yeah, and it was a pretty funny dance, I must say. Also, we had that cheater's hotel with that mom. Wow. That was so brutal. I don't buy for a second that that mom is going to back off at all. She has major issues. Issues. Her name was Eve, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen that movie, The Faces of Eve, dude? No, but I heard the personalities of Eve on the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Creepy town. I'm 100% behind the dude. Because sometimes it's just pineapples and a friend's daughter, okay? Yeah. I mean, leaning in the produce section, I didn't know that was a crime against humanity. Talk about it, Danny. The lean? A gangsta lean. And then the daughter, though? You could tell that was the mother's daughter. Yeah. For sure. Well, she backed her up, but they all need therapy. That's all I have to say. Here's my thing. Your mom is your mom, and I get that. But when you're married, that's your family. You know, you got to go with your husband. I know. Oh, so he cheated when he was like 17 years old. The fact that she was like sick and crying and ugh. I'm like, okay. They make pills for that. yeah yeah well and it's like be an adult address them ask them about it you know well it was it was 10 years ago right yeah so once they get married that's their life that's the start of their new life i mean obviously the daughter got over it the mom needs to get over it and i understand mom's not wanting their kids to hurt but cut the cord yeah that was a brutal cheaters hotel i and then it stretched on and on and on
Oh, yeah, because Mike wanted to talk it out. Mike. He's a red fixer. The fixer. I think Mike was a little disappointed in the dude for not automatically saying it's all good. I think I'd be harboring some bitter, too. It just takes a little time sometimes. But, you know, I swear if Mike was not a DJ, he'd be like a freaking therapist. For sure. You know what I mean? You'd be Dr. Esparza. MFT. Dr. Mike. Dr. Mike in your face. So, recently on the Mike Show, there were some great topics, great topics. How about stupid home injuries? The one where Mike said how he had those, like, fake glasses on. That was great. Went to the garage door. That's how he has that scar on the bridge of his nose. That's beautiful. Yeah. He stuffed. toilet paper on it, and went to his first radio interview. So nasty. Or stupid sport injuries. I listened back to this podcast, made me think of one of my stupid sports injuries. So as some of you may know, I was cheerleader in high school. You said sport. Welcome to the podcast, Danny. It's okay. I said that Danny didn't surf earlier. Anyway, so we were at a gym.
We were at this gymnastics place, and I love cheer, except I wasn't good at gymnastics. So what they did is they had a stand on this wedge, this big wedge, and it was to help you practice doing your back handsprings. Springy. And this is my first year of cheer. It's the summer before I'm going to go to high school. So excited. Wait, what happened again? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. We were at a gymnastics place practicing tumbling. And I'm very scared of tumbling. Cannot play with them. I'm not very good at it. I want winning. So they had to stand on this like big wedge that was like padded, you know, because you fell down to help you practice your back handspring. And I just had a brand new boyfriend. So here's what happened. So I go to do the back handspring. And for whatever reason, I got scared. I pulled my knees all the way up to my face. And my knee hit me square in the eye, and I gave myself a big-ass black eye from my knee. You deserved it. That's beautiful. And, yeah, I had been dating a boy for a week. Did he break up with you? No, he was real sweet about it, but I was, like, so embarrassed. Did he talk bad about you behind your back? Yeah, I gave myself my own black eye. That's what he told her to tell people because, yeah. Because he beat me religiously. Because he didn't listen.
It's pretty brutal. You only have to tell her once, right, Space Boy? Just use phone books. I have a funny story about how I chipped my teeth when I was eight. Oh! Oh, that hurts! Okay, well, I was, you know, brawling with my sister, and... I told her I didn't want to hear another word, and I was putting my foot down, and I went to slam my foot down, and my knee hit my jaw, and smacked my bottom teeth into my top teeth, and I cracked them. And that's why I don't have a job. It sucks. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. I broke my sister's arm. holla how'd you do that we were playing in the front yard and we were playing superheroes and she said that she wanted to be wonder woman and i said no i'm wonder woman and i pushed her down and her arm smacked against the sidewalk and broke it yeah wow and then i told her not to tell mom i broke my brother's collarbone you broke his collarbone like
Me and him were, like, holding hands, and I used to, like, just spin him around when he was real little. And we were going to get into, like, the car for the grocery store, and I just spun him around, and he, like, hit the car. Oh, no. And she feels really bad about it still. I also gave my sister a bloody nose when I threw my shoe in her face. Okay, note to self, never be Quimby's sibling. Yeah, I'm the eldest of three. I was not a fun teenager. No. Yeah. Me neither. It was not cool. When my brother was in high school, he was on the wrestling team. So he'd come home and he'd want to practice like all of them. It sounds gay. It was gay. And practice all those like slams and holds. And it was Halloween and my parents are going to a Halloween party. And my dad told my brother, don't practice that stuff with your sister. Somebody's going to get hurt. Yeah. Because your name is Space Boy. You're gay. So they leave.
And we start practicing. And he brings my shin down into the corner of a coffee table. And it goes right straight through to the bone. To the bone. That is my worst nightmare. Nine stitches and three weeks grounding later. Wow. I don't even like to talk about shin injuries. They're bad. They're the worst. They're the worst. The worst. Oh, P1's Philly's Finest in the chat room, by the way. You can always check us out. Hi, Philly's Finest, even though you're making fun of me. He said we need to throw the shoe at Bush. Oh, I get it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Shut up. George Bush was a nice man. Leave him alone. What did he ever do to you? He broke the world. I'm serious. Well, Obama gave Mexico swine flu, so suck it. Donuts. How do you guys feel about it? Donuts. I'm a fan. Best friend ever. Love them. Love them. Faceboy is a sweet fanatic. I would love to hear your thoughts. I was talking about this last week, actually. No way. Mike. Not even. Yes. Out of everything we can talk about, this, I don't know. It's really hit close to home. Mike thinks that donuts are the world's perfect dessert. Absolutely. Absolutely. 100%. He's clinically insane. I'm sorry. Love you, but.
You're nuts. You're mental. Did you just say you love Mike? Yeah. Aww. But he didn't propose to him like you did. Yeah, that's right. Don't we have that picture somewhere? That is good stuff. I think we do. So cute. So then, what's your beef with donuts, Space Boy? I don't think that they're worth the price. It depends on where you go. No, no, no. Let me finish. Hear them out. Hear them out. Hear them out. So good. Hear them out. Not monetary price. but fat and calorie price. You weigh a pound. They're not worth it. They're not worth it. Everything's worth it. Everything's worth it. Space Boys are fatty. That's what I'm talking about, homie.
Do you know at David Buster's, they have a delicious dessert. It's like these sugar-powdered donut holes in raspberry dipping sauce. Oh, yeah. They come out nice and hot. Okay, I will say this, though. Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, the best in the world. For sure. I mean, if you spend any time on the East Coast. I don't understand why they don't open one here. They used to have them here, and then they got rid of it for Winchell's. That's what my mommy told me. But you can't. Okay, Krispy Kreme is not a donut. I like those white trash, mom and pop, sit like a rock in your stomach donuts. Yeah. Those are the best. I don't know. I really love Krispy Kreme, like fresh, hot Krispy Kremes. Hot and fresh. Oh. Quimby likes it hot and fresh. One night when I was living up by San Diego State, I was living in these apartments and me and some of my friends who lived there, we drove to Krispy Kreme, bought two dozen donuts and ate all of them on the way back. Wow. All of them. We were so sick to our stomachs, but it was so worth it. They're plain glazed pot for breakfast. What? Pot for breakfast. That's probably why they didn't last the trip home. Yeah, I will agree. I won't lie about that. Different times. Yeah. Way different times. Last week. Last week, exactly. Yeah.
So, the great PMS debate. Now, I missed this. I totally missed this. What was up with all of that? I heard that Eddie said that women use PMS as an excuse. Oh, Ed. What's up? Fill me in, guys. Fill me in. I'm not up to speed on this one. A P1 dude wrote in and said that his girlfriend or wife or whatever... Just talked about a scenario about how she warned him ahead of time that she was feeling irritable and that she felt her hormones change. Legit. Legit. He said, okay, well, then I won't be here for the rest of the day. No, he did not. You liar. Okay. What do you say then? What do you say then? Okay. So the story goes. Shut up. I love Danny. So the story goes that she woke up and she knew it was going to be a bad day. And so she started cooking breakfast and she made eggs, bacon. What was it? Potatoes and some other crap. And while she was cooking the potatoes, she started realizing that she was getting pissed because they weren't cooking fast enough. Okay. Which potatoes always are. Right. Right. And when you're going through hormonal changes, that happens. Yeah. Okay. And at least she recognized that within herself. Thank you. Thank you. So her and her boyfriend sit down and.
they start eating and then she starts telling them about how she's realizing and she's going to go seek a doctor's help because she's freaking mental. And so at the end of like, she just looks at him like asking for like, looking for reassurance. And he just says, he just shakes his head. He doesn't say anything. That is so wrong. Why? You guys don't even understand. what it's like to be the slave to hormones when you're PMSing. Oh, it's the worst. You don't even, you, your brain is not your own. It's hard to control my emotions. There's no rationale whatsoever. He's always crying. So after he shakes his head, she looks at him again and asks him if that's all he's going to say. And he just, and he's asked, should I just, he asked, should I just leave right now for the day? And then she blew up and they got in a big old fight. And then he left. And then he left to his friend's house. Yeah. So pretty much what they said. No. See, and then I hear that Eddie said that women use PMS as an excuse. They do. I believe that to a certain extent. I think some do. Some do. I think that there are some drama queens out there that, you know, say, I'm PMSing. I can be a bee. Well, see, that's the thing. When I am PMSing and I know it, I just keep to myself because it's nobody else's problem but my own. Yeah.
Except for when I call into the show and be mean to bee poop and the girl with the complicated shoes on the car that won't start. Well, see, I agree with what P1 Philly is saying in our chat room is that when she says something like that, there really isn't, there's not a right thing to say. That's what they say. What do you say to that? You know what I mean? Like, I've had those situations where I've told Chris something, he just kind of says, okay, should I, like, leave you alone? But the funny thing about Mr. Quimby, because Mr. Quimby actually knows before I know that I'm PMSing. Are you on the same cycle? Yeah, we are. And so he'll say something and be like, and he's like, period's going to start in a week. And there we go. You know what I mean? There's not much he could say. That guy was screwed from the get-go. Well, it was loaded. Yeah, definitely. I think that a little tip for men when it comes to your women when they're PMSing and they have the hormonal rages, two things that you don't want to say, don't tell them to calm down and don't tell them to relax because that will just start a firestorm of rage. Because they're retards. We have to tell them how irrational they're being.
Oh, yeah. That'll go over really well. How crazy they're acting. How do you handle that with your wife, Spaceboy? There you go. You put the hand down. He won TZ. Only takes one black guy. What did TZ say? That guy said something dumb. He made it worse. He did. Honestly, he did. That girl should have called a friend. She should have phoned a friend. Phoned a friend. I actually have a right way to answer this. Okay. You stand up. You walk over to your girlfriend or your wife. Or sometimes both. Or your boyfriend in Faithless Grace. That's right. Or Powder. Or Billy Corgan. Or Powder. And you just give them a big hug and you say, they're there. It's going to be okay. That's awesome. Hugs help. Hugs are very good. I don't want to say anything. I'll just give her a hug. You're the perfect husband. I speak with my body.
That was a lot of speaking, huh? All the blank stares I'm getting. What's it say? I'm a homo. How are you? Yes, thank you. Anyway. I wear bra. Thank you. I do. Moving right along. Let's see. Oh, this is part of my notes. I'm a friend. One of my great and dear friends. Most paranoid person ever. Ever. Ever in the world. Okay. Talk about it. The first time that I was in the studio, it was the day that the boo got his wisdom teeth pulled out. And seriously, she was freaking out the whole time. He didn't answer his cell phone. And she's like, something's wrong. He's getting an infection. It's spreading to the body. I was like, Skye, calm down. He just got his wisdom teeth pulled out. I don't think he wants to talk right now. Hello.
You know, and she's like, hurry up. Let's wrap it up. I need to check to see if he's okay. I'm easily excitable. Calm down. Okay. A, she thought she had the swine flu. Which is awesome. I mean, that kind of led to a lot of ham jokes right there because she eats so much of it. I mean, it makes sense. And the other day on her blog, when she talked about how the boo didn't answer the phone. I don't. think that's paranoid i think that's control issues absolutely the fact that she like left her car door open when she went to her own just in case she had to run for it and escape from the people who invaded her home and stole her husband i wow have a theory abandonment issues yes there are some chicks out there that need to some madonna like there are chicks out there that need to talk to their boyfriend like every 30 minutes
What are you doing? Where are you at? What are you at? I don't get those people. Those are what you call insecure women. Absolutely. Like me and Chris can go a whole like 48 hour period without like, you know, oh no, you're dead. Oh my gosh, you're cheating on me. Yeah. I'm not one of those girls. People are like that. I don't get, I don't get you. They're insecure. I don't get you. They are also the same people who. Cannot be happy without a man. And I'm not saying that that is what Skye is. I'm just saying that women that are insecure like that, that have to talk to their boyfriend, know what they're doing all the time. But the thing is, I don't think Skye is insecure at all. No, she's just a control freak. I think she just loves him so much she has to know every second of his life. I love Skye. She wants to wear the blue skin as a suit. Again, the skin suit comes into play. I think she's a control freak. Maybe a little bit. She's got good hair, though. Oh, she's got good hair.
So, Space Boy, do you think we can do this? Do what? The Wolverine song breakdown? Yes. Okay. So, last week, Boston Rob recorded a new song. Best song ever. Called Wolverine. Best song ever. That's an arguable point. Arguable? Arguable. Arguable. Oh, wait, let me guess. It's so arguable, she's adding syllables, people. Arguable. Okay. Hear me out. Let me guess. Space Boy doesn't like it. We're not supposed to talk about that anymore. I'm trying to find your mute button. I can't find it. Don't talk about that anymore, remember? Oh, I forgot. Spaceboy loves everything the Mikey Show does. Nobody asked me my opinion, so I haven't given it yet. Spaceboy doesn't have an opinion. He thinks that everything the Mikey Show does is perfect in every way, and he would never have any criticisms. They're the Mary Poppins of the airwaves, practically perfect in every way. Yeah, exactly. Why don't we go ahead and listen to it right now? As a matter of fact, we have another. Hit it. You can enter in a Toucan Sam contest.
Poor Kung Fu. All right. Let's have the Wolverine song, and then we'll break it down a little bit. So we'll just play a couple of lines, and then we'll break it down. Sure, sure, sure. Right there. Stop it right there. This is how I sing in my own car. I sing the guitar part. Me too. I feel Rob on this. Me three, me three. How do you feel? I'm the other way since I actually play guitar. Oh, I play the guitar. Look at me. I'm in a Harry Potter band. Guitar hero doesn't count. Do you have a pic in the shape of a wand? I don't even know what that means. Shall we continue? Yes, please. Get it wrong.
Claws hiding, made out of steel, looks wicked real. It's hard to find words that rhyme with Wolverine. True. So don't even try. What words rhyme with Wolverine? Beautiful. I'm sure Mr. Spaceboy, who writes so many songs, best songwriter, singer, guitar player in America. What rhymes with Wolverine, do you know? Tangerine, tambourine. There's two right there. I can probably have five more. Give me half an hour. Look at that big brain on this guy. Oh, I'm so intimidated. I could die. You got to grasp the beauty of Rob. Unseen. He Jedi mind tricked you with that line. He called out that he could not come up with the word. Therefore, we can't call dumb on B-Rob because he called out. I couldn't come up with the word. Where would tangerine or tambourine fit in about a song about Wolverine anyway? He can cut a tangerine? Yeah, there you go. Oh, cugs. Ben Vereen. Good call. Philly's finest. Ben Vereen. Okay. That works really good. That's arguable. I like that one. Continue, please. I like when you fight, not in a gay way. I'm not so sure about that. Yeah, when you're calling out the no homo that fast, I don't know. And then does it again in the next verse?
I think it's funny how he repeats himself. It's comedy. No. Watch Trisome sometimes, Spaceboy. Try some. BFF. BFF. Yeah, Spaceboy gonna be BFF. I make jokes at his expense, but he doesn't care because he always wears pants. I like your hair, not in a gay way. Raise up late fists. muscular back. I appreciate it. By the way, please pause. Have you seen that back? That's why he's called Huge Jackman. Dude. I follow him on Twitter. Muscles. Wow. You're all about it. He looks like my husband. What can I say? I've seen your husband. I don't think so. Okay. He doesn't look like your husband. Your husband's movie. My boyfriend looks like Joshua Jackson. Hopefully he does not. Yes, he does. No, he does not. Yes, he does. She said that on the air. He does not. He does. He does not. I answered immediately. I'm going to pay me. Do you need glasses? Yes. He so does not. He does too. That was like the first thing I said after I met him. You are smoking crack cocaine. Maybe. He has like permanent beer goggles. I'm making out with Pacey. What the hell? So suck it.
Okay, continue on this song. The Long Night of Dreams. Oh, yeah. As of right now, he's still going on about how hot he is. His body is. The hottest X-Men guy. Arguable. Arguable. That is arguable. I think Cyclops is the hottest X-Men guy. Did they say hottest? Yeah, he said hottest. No, he said hardest. That's what I thought he said. Come on, people. Pretend you're from your Southie. Hottest. Now, if we're going to break it down a little bit, adamantium technically is the hardest material in the Marvel universe.
Cause of steel. Yeah, it's not steel. It's Adam Ant. Adam Ant is the guy who sings Goody Two Shoes. Goody Two, Goody Goody Two Shoes. Actually, Adam and the Ants sang that song, didn't they? Yes, they did. Now, Adam Ant sang the song Wonderful, which is the bomb, by the way. It's an awesome song. No, I know your game. He's getting a chopper. I agree with you, Danny. High five. That's right. It's poking him over the table. First high five of the podcast. Space Boys getting a chopper. Save that clip. Save it and discard it. Wolverine. Wolverine. He's got metal bones. They're chrome and they shine. Yeah, they're chrome like my rim. And they shine. What? Is that wicked weird? Something I shouldn't reveal. My favorite kind of cookies are from Mrs. Fields. Have you had the little cookie bites that they have at Mrs. Fields? It's like the podium line in the freaking Michael Phelps song. It makes no sense. No, no, no. Apparently, Adam Sandler has died, and now B-Rob is trying to take his place.
Shame on you. Shut your mouth. Basically, he's just making observations to make words rhyme. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Or maybe he really wants to be Jimmy Fallon. Don't know. Oh, I love Jimmy Fallon. He's the best. Fever pitch. Best movie. Okay. You know what? You know what? Wolverine's tears could cure Powder's cancer. Did you know that? Nice. I don't know what you're talking about. He's played by a guy named Hugh. And Leapstriber plays Sabre too. I love how he finished Leapstriber's name in the song. So good. Isn't he the guy from Scream? Yes. He was the original thought-to-be murderer. He is. Tall, skinny guy, right? He's also a baby daddy. Yeah, he's a two-time baby daddy with Naomi Watts. I was trying to do a good picture for Danny. Okay, break it down a song. Continue. He's wicked mean, but he gets his butt kicked by Wolverine. Right, Sabretooth going down, sucker. Wolverine. Here we go. Sabretooth was, I didn't think he was in this movie. He was in the.
In the first movie. I have some. Wasn't that the Beast? Was he? Yeah. What? No, Sabretooth was the one that came out of the... No, Sabretooth is not his brother. No, who is... Sabretooth is supposed to be his father. Right. Oh, is that what the deal is? But the movie's all screwed it up. Oh, like I give a crap. Iron Man's head is about to explode. What do you mean no? No. Come here. Come here. Come here. In the new movie... Figure it out. In the new movie, it's his brother. Sign it. In the new movie, it's his brother, bro. And it's supposed to be his brother? No. That makes no sense. Really? Yes. I never read the comics. I didn't know. Even in the continuity of the movies. Because in the first movie, whenever Rogue was with Wolverine, he got into a fight with Sabertooth. Yeah. There's some nerd foaming around his mouth right now. No, wasn't that Beast? No, Beast was blue. Oh, that's right. He came around in a second movie. That's right. That's right. What character is Ryan Reynolds playing? Because I heard they're making a spinoff of his character. Oh, Gambit? Yeah, they're going to give him his own film. What? No, it was... Get over here. He plays Deadpool. Damn. Save that clip. Greatest day of my life. I love Iron Man. Way to talk, son. He's my favorite. For love of God, it's Deadpool. Damn. I'm sorry. I fell asleep in that movie multiple times. I don't know if it was near the movie, but I need to watch it again. It was you. I fell asleep watching that animated Star Wars garbage.
We're freaking Jabba the Hutt's uncles of drag queens. Me and Chris both pass the hell out. I fell asleep watching a powder movie. Wolverine. It sounds like you sing Benedict. Wolverine. What are you, super chicken? Why are you rolling your eyes, dude? I'm closing my eyes. It's not rolling. I'm resting my eyes. No, I'm wishing I could just go somewhere else until the song was over. So, Spaceboy, what do you feel about the scats? How do you feel about scats, Spaceboy? How do you feel about scats, sir? He's not trying anymore. He is too? Then I'm sorry. It's not working, in my opinion. What is your idea of B-Rob's best work?
That's a good question. I have to get back to you on that one. I need to weigh all of his works evenly. Taco Shop. You would think we're talking about Bach or Beethoven here. It's a freaking parody song for fun. Take a breath, Space Boy. It's different kinds of comedy. Some people like comics that fall down. Others like clever wits. It depends what you like, and I do not like that style of his comedy in this specific instance. So there you go. Iron Man is agreeing with me because he knows. Ah, PYTZ. I love you. I want to be your friend forever and ever. Space Boy plus over analytical. Space Boy equal over analytical. Space Boy plus over analytical. Space Boy equal over analytical. Yep, it's all relative. So does that mean I'm greater than some of my parts? Oh, my God. You just nerded out so hard right there. Nerd alert.
Wow. The equal doesn't work. It doesn't matter. I'm chopping this all out. Yeah. No, you're not. I'm going to chop this one over here. No, you're not. I'm going to chop that one over here. If you do, I quit the show. Chop it right here. I just said that. Double over the top, nerd boy. Do you want to start with me? Hey, you guys want to hear some funny movie spoofs? Because we got a few funny movie spoofs that we just loved, and so we'd like to replay them back for you. My favorite. The first one. It's really awesome. It's the Ashley and Mikey remake of the famous motion picture, The Reader. Bopsy, for goodness sake, listen to me. We can't go on like this. Leave me alone. I'm reading. I will not leave you alone. And I don't care that you're reading. Stop reading at once. Leave me alone. I'm reading. I can't stand that you read all the time. It's all you do, Bopsy.
good book. Oh, it's an Oscar-worthy performance. Now, that's funny. That is funny. Now, the one I'm really excited to hear back, because I didn't get to hear it, was the 8 Mile remake, since I didn't get to hear it. Let's hear that 8 Mile remake. Starring? Who? I don't know. I'd be surprised. Yo, moms, what's up, man? You, like, never love me, and you, like, never make my spaghettis, and I throw it up, and you know. Time for a rap battle. Music to my ears. Sky is a gangster. Die, yo. I think Eddie sounded like Ramsey, not Rabbit. Oh, man. I was in New Orleans last week. The best. We know. They had this commercial on the radio for Ramsey's Diamond Jewelry Store. No way. It was, oh, I want to listen back to the radio station and just record that. It's like, Ramsey wants the gold. Give Ramsey the gold. Because it's like they're trying to buy your gold. OMG. Oh, man. It was the best. OMG. If you could put that together, I'll put it on the wall. I'm so excited. I can't even.
I cannot articulate at all. I want to combine some food. And let me just push back the curtain. I'm cool with talking about this. There's a debate amongst P1 podcast members over the P1 Thelma thing. Me and Space Boy are of the camp where we thought that was freaking hilarious. Over it. She is a train wreck. Yeah. And they're basically enabling her. Train wreck this. Yes. Yeah, but she was disrespectful. She's a loser. You know, I get a little irritable when people just throw the P1 in front of their name. You got to live it. You can't just say, I'm P1 your mom and just call in and call in. Like bee poop. You have to live what it is to be a P1. And I think Thelma was disrespectful. I think her complicated shoes and her broken car, I think that was not true. I think it wasn't true. Let's start from the beginning. First of all, what is a P1? When you call into the show, you turn down the radio, get to your point, don't cuss, turn other people on to the show. Don't say your name. Don't say your name.
So if you don't call in, does that mean you're not a P1? You have to participate. You have to participate. I mean, Danny's not a P1. No. Seriously. And what about P1 Carlita, though? She doesn't call in all the time, but she was going to all the events. But that's the thing. She goes to all the events. You know she listens. She shows up. She's known. She's loud. She's proud. She's a P1. Yeah, but what if you have a job where you can't call in and you can't get away to go to any events? Does that make you laugh? That's how you get fired. What if you have a job where you have to call from a sleeping bag? And mumble. And mumble. And call like seven times. We have this audio. We have this audio. I was actually working the board that morning. No, you're not, Billy. During the last Mikey Show Live. I hope you didn't miss this. Yes. P1 history teacher is a freaking genius. He's wonderful. He is a genius. And he's active on the site, too. He called in. And by the way, if you're not active on P1's site, that's okay. That doesn't make you any less of P1. I just want to put that out there. Thank you, Danny, for saying that. Anyways, he called in and pretended to be P1 Scooby, and it went a little something like this. It was beautiful.
I think it's P1 Scooby. What? P1 Scooby. Are you there? P1 Scooby. How are you doing? This is weird. Sorry. Hey, I didn't recognize your voice at first, Scoob. What's going on? Oh, well, you know, I just got a new sleeping bag, so it's a little different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. And how are you doing in the sleeping bag? I'm doing okay. You know, I just wanted to make sure I called in today to make sure I ruined this mickey show live as well. What? You were just calling a what? I just want to make sure that I bring the same amount of joy I brought last time. Okay, well, I also kind of wanted to just randomly change topics. Can we talk about baseball or something? That's people and Scooby, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear it for them. Me and Andrea, Andrea who screens the phone calls for the Mikey Show, were jumping up and down and she ran in the main studio where I like...
control the board and we yeah and then ashley came in there like yeah that was beautiful call ever and then when scooby called in at the end all those haters out there his feelings oh yeah i guess i guess imitation is the highest form of flattery he started digging himself a hole in his sleeping bag notice the zipper was stuck Notice he hasn't called in as much. I did notice. And I did enjoy. So is this Hall of Famer 2009's paparazzi? Probably. Probably. Yes. Good. I think Ashley would have major. I can tell Ashley is over Scooby big time. The day that she goes, really? Again, Scoob, I am to her. Yeah, I remember that. Thank you for saying that. I love you. And she writes back, that was just for you. Apparently, myself and Sanjaya, both I am to her immediately saying you are my hero. I wrote her if it was legal, I would have babies with you, and we'd run away and get married. I love you. And she's like, I know. She's like, all for you, baby girl. Love my Ashley. Love her. Love her. She's my mentor at work. She's the best. Well.
It looks like we've covered it all, you guys. I mean, it has been a great podcast. A little over an hour, but that's okay. We've been gone for a little while. And I was looking at our calendar that is provided with you on your Mac. Did you know that? I'm just trying to help you out, Danny. That's all. Danny is a yes man. Danny says yes to almost everything he's invited to. And then when it comes down to it, he's like, oh, I'm going to have to let somebody down. In case you didn't know, I mean, you're his BFF and everything, Danny. Apparently, no. Remember, I'm not Danny's BFF. Well, Danny can't say no. It's just not in him. No. Very good. I'm glad you're practicing. Looks like the next podcast will go down on May 30th. Because two weeks from now, some of us will be going to Spirit West Coast three-day music festival over at Delmar Fairgrounds.
Spaceboy will not be going at all. You don't want to see Red? It's like Danny's new favorite band. Do you want to see Starfield? Well, no, I'm going to be somewhere else. Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going to be? I'm going to be at Disneyland. Staying at the Grand California. I'm jealous. Yes. So jealous. Sounds pretty gay if you ask me. Very. No, it's gorgeous. I'm looking at my calendar right now, May 30th. Ladies and gentlemen, mark it on your calendars. Please be here for the next one. I'm not going to be here. On the 30th, he's going to. 30th and 31st. I just said that. I thought you said 23rd. Typical Quimby, not listening to you. Typical woman. We got some words. I think there's about to be a cup check on Spaceboy. Yeah, we're fine. Well, the mic show's on vacation, so we won't have very much to talk about anyway. That's very true. You know, first weekend of June, anyone? Let's make it five weeks from now. Yeah. Do you guys want to do a podcast like two years from now? Well, I got this Bible retreat I'm going to go to, and then I have other Bible studies on these dates, and then I have church, so I can't quite get away. You're the one who scheduled a Padre game the night that we wanted to do a podcast. It fell on that night, and you guys out of nowhere said, oh, we're going to go to a Padre's game. Nope. Spaceway in.
Schedule it. Thank you. Thank you very much. But I thought your wife makes your schedule. I was out of town that week. I would have killed myself. I quit. That's it. I'm done. It's okay. But listen, I would just want to thank everybody here who came for the podcast. P1 Diet Cokehead. P1 Ironman. It has been a pleasure. I want to thank everyone. Everybody in the chat room for listening to us today. And tell your friends. Get us on iTunes. Or you can pick us up on P1Site.com. Yes. Word to your mother. To Big Bird. Why are you smiling? Dot com dot org. Thank you again for all of you guys who've listened. And for all your support. We certainly do appreciate it. Please, you can talk to any of us on Facebook, Twitter, poonsite.com. Just do it. Thank you, everyone, for inviting me to join in today. Welcome. Nice. All right. Well, I guess we'll see you five years from now for the next P.M. Podcast. Until then, stay black. Woo!